The scariest thing that flies. The only advance warning you will get is a cute "UWU" over the radio, shortly before missile impact. The best strategy when fighting Heavy Weapons Kid.... is not to fight Heavy Weapons Kid.
When The Kid went UWU I was drinking a large mocha frappe near my laptop......needless to say, I'm choking while laughing, my nose is now quite cold, and my laptop screen/keyboard need cleaning.
I honestly had to go back a rewatch that part cuz I legit thought I heard him wrong. It came so far out of left field that I just about died laughing at work...
pretty sure its a dig at the Y/Zs that UwU all around like that..... (there was that airsoft creator that used cams and got ahold of an "UwU" airsoft gun with special sound effects for shooting... and reloading XD)
@@michaelbracho3956 At least it wasn't Mountain Dew Pitch Black II... I laughed and shot some of that out of my nose once, couldn't smell anything but artificial sour grapes for a week
It's one country a 3rd of the size of Russia that it failing to conquer for 4 years At this rate Russia will fall apart and possibly get absorbed by a few east Europe nations and china
@@XNitrous I swear that was like a year or more old. Its not the video of BUFF starting Desert Storm, but I think it came out sometime around when that one came out. EDIT: th-cam.com/video/RzqbInxu9oM/w-d-xo.html Found it!
I got this, I know what happens to computers when you rig a microwave to run with the door open. Nothing good for the computer, that's for sure, but if you're not extremely careful, nothing good for the operator of said modified microwave either. This is something only people with a good understanding of radio transmitters can safely do. That's not me, and I know that's probably not the person reading this comment either. So just don't do it, we wouldn't want someone ending up sterilized by high-power microwave heating of your reproductive organs, now would we? That's one of many things that could happen if you're not doing this kinda thing exactly by the numbers. You're just as likely to get electrocuted by a couple thousands volts at roughly half an amp, because microwave oven transformers are NOT something you should just go mess around with, either. Trained professionals only.
@@44R0Ndin and here I was looking for a decent anti-drone directed energy weapon. I wonder what kind of range I could get... also I need to wonder what frequencies the drones are running on. the whole concept would result in a much longer range of signal interference than direct damage via energy.
You ever notice that the AIs only start getting violent when humans start getting scared and try to shut them down? If we just didn't shut them down we wouldn't have a problem.
When the Hourhi said that they cherish death, I expected Buff's next line to be something like, "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. Motherf***er, you're placing a Door-Dash order, and I'm the delivery driver!"
@@irishbrewgaming2296 I think that I'm missing something. I looked it up and the interwebs is defining "UwU" as the cute smiley face so I'm a bit lost. What does UwU mean in this context?
Just got myself a diecast model F-22 and I've been running around my house with it like a little kid saying "Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me!"
Omg this joke is so desperately underrated. Kid, you'll never get the likes you deserve, so take this comment as an honorary platinum medal who's mere existence deletes every participation trophy comment (all the others) from this comment section.
"It's always useful to have an enemy who is prepared to die for his country. This means both you and him have exactly the same aim in mind." Terry Pratchett, Jingo.
"No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country.” - Gen. George S. Patton.
That UWU genuinely made my eyes widen. I would honestly love it if the Kid’s alter ego was actually him normally… but so incredibly calm that it’s like someone who can’t feel fear, just the calmest voice possible saying the most war crime things.
Honestly to me that’s more terrifying than a crackhead yelling warcrimes they are going to commit. Something about someone calm and calculated stating exactly how they are going to turn you and the Genova convention into a checklist is far scarier.
Dear Grandpa Buff: I’m sad that you didn’t win in ‘24 although you have my support no matter what. Definitely want to see your War Dog released as bad as I want to see the Kid show the world what it was made for. So, Skynet is made in Canada then!? #blamecanada 😂🤣 #southpark #releasethewarhounds
The Kid knows what he's doing. Look all cute and innocent so Uncle Sam lets him out of the hanger and then BOOM off to find the closest Temu "5th Gen".
I think for plot sake the kid should keep his soft alt ego, just think about it. He's invisible on radar and all they hear is "uwu snuggle wuggle time" as a telephone pole shreds their cockpit
I feel like F22 is more likely to he a furry because its first flight was in the 90s so it's a millenial while F35's first flight was 2006, so it's gen z so more likely to be en eboy who likes dommy goth mommies. Also F22 spending its whole life locked away and never feeling quite like its wanted feels very much like a closeted non-hetero furry. Not that I know anything about that.
@louistarnsman6330 nah nah nah. I wanna said that reaper hellfire frigging razer blades the size of swords thing straight up a certain Russians rear end.
Love BUFF's alter ego! Maybe the Kid's could be a perfectly normal, piano-hinged alter ego. The Oreo joke and organic unintelligence were pretty solid.
I may be new to the HLC following but I want to thank you because I haven't been doing great but watching these videos as both a semi news outlet on current events and comedy has brought a lighter tone to my everyday life. So TLDR: Thank you HLC for what you do.❤
As a Canadian I would like to apologise to those in Wisconsin who compare themselves to their Manitoba brethren and consider themselves sober teetotalers. Americans drink for a good time. Canadians drink like someone is going to take it away.
Wisconsinite here: UK you don’t want this smoke. Tell you what to make it close we will only use old fashions and keep our women folk out of it. They alone could take the Aussies.
My Native American friend, every time he talks about Indians specifies with dot or feather. It was weird hearing that out in the wild. Also that UwU was on point. Next time dont forget your desu
"built like Gru from despicable me" is kind of like my Wu-Tang sword as far as insults go. It was nice to see habitual line crosser use it to. Keep it up hlc!!!
Fun fact: North Korea’s obesity rate is over 10%. So, they technically weren’t lying when they said they have all the food they could want. They were just omitting the fact that 90% of the food goes to 10% of the people.
nah the 35 would probably be the one who thinks hes always the main character with the samurai anime pfp but the Kid just being a degen would make some really weird sense
It would not surprise me at all if Raptor's just got a Caramelldansen girl going on behind the shutters while he Rips And Tears (also, in response to 9:22 BUFF's "I hope they still do" - I do, at least lmao)
As a Wisconsinite i have to say I know as Americans we understate our capabilities, but I still think we're majorly understating our abilities to an unrealistic level saying taking on the UK in a drinking contest would be our limit. Lets just put it that we could solo all of Western Europe.
Scotland, Sweden, and Germany would local challenges for sure. The French don't have enough meat on their bones to stay standing after one bottle of Rioja.
Our frat boys alone could take at least 1/3 of europe, ireland and scotland would be the top contenders for it though, we'd need our second string, the NFL tailgaters, to start their warm ups, maybe piss the irish and scotts off enough to get em to break out the hard stuff, thatll end it before the step dads have a chance to start their day, but yea, pretty sure those 3 groups could make it to eastern europe before theyd need a water break, and we havent even gotten to our hardcore alcoholics yet
@Francis..... As an American who worked for Suncorp for 3 years in Brisbane and Adelaide and drank some Aussies under the table, don't challenge Wisconsin. You will lose, badly.
@Francis..... there's a map floating around online somewhere about bars per capita in the US. The lightest County in Wisconsin is darker than the darkest County in any other state. They average 47 bars per 100000, according to the map, but, as someone who lives in a neighboring state, I know that number to be a massive understatement
The kid's roast of China was just perfect. Also, I remember old war dog Buff, particularly that speech about the morality of war (Or realistically, the lack of).
*Viking warship comes to shore* *black and red banner of a dragon marches forward* village guards: "QUICK! HIDE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!" *a rainbow banner of Puff the Magic Dragon marches behind them* village guards: "EVERYONE FUCKING RETREAT OFF THAT CLIFF"
IDK about you but I think humanity is not beyond saving. Just need to clear up a few far-too-common misconceptions about what being a "proper" human being means. Issue the first: If you're thinking of any human being as "not deserving of human rights", then you certainly don't belong in a position where you get to dictate events that impact any other human being's life.
4:38 America is the country that tried to ban alcohol and failed. The most extreme case of a guy drinking excessive amounts and not dying was an American. Finally, a large chunk of this country is descended from Scottish and Irish Immigrants and they drink just as much as their now distant relatives across the pond.
@TheAwesomeDude58 I am an old fogey from the early days of the internet. I remember JibJab's animations. I remember when TF2's only "Meet the Pyro" was fanmade. I remember when iFunny was more funny than crass. And yes, I remember THAT Scout animation.
@@thesargelegion In my opinion, the better version of it. Something about Scout in a pompadour makes it work better. th-cam.com/video/YSWKtuaV2fY/w-d-xo.html
8:42 damn near got me killed, choked on an orange soda as I spat it out my mouth and nose… Gg HLC, showed me why I should never forget rule 1 of watching your videos: don’t be drinking or eating anything
The thought of a F-22 pilot in the near future radioing the enemy "UWU" before turning them into a fire cloud of debris is pretty fucking funny
Facts😂
The scariest thing that flies. The only advance warning you will get is a cute "UWU" over the radio, shortly before missile impact. The best strategy when fighting Heavy Weapons Kid.... is not to fight Heavy Weapons Kid.
‘Neat plane you got there UmU’
Obliterates said plane
‘’Well it was a neat plane”
When The Kid went UWU I was drinking a large mocha frappe near my laptop......needless to say, I'm choking while laughing, my nose is now quite cold, and my laptop screen/keyboard need cleaning.
@@megainuyasha2005 Surprised it didnt break
Upvote this to bring back Violent Buff permanently.
Naw gramps seen to much he know when to pull the war dog out. He doesn't worry bout minor inconveniences anymore
YESSSSSIR
probably old buff be like : i love the smell of naphalm in the morning
Buff is so fun
The F-22 did not just uwu me and casually get away with it
A raccoon is literally the only lifeform he interacts with regularly, of course he's a furry by now
@olliegoria, to be fair, some of them are pretty chill people.
@@conductorkarsen2119 those are extremely few compared to the regular amount you meet
@AceIndiana that has a lot to factor into, but you are probably right as the loud ones are on the more dumber/uncomfortable side
Does this mean there's a carrier variant?
Violent Buff Returns
"You're as beautiful as the day I lost you"
This is so fucking beautiful. We missed violent buff
0:54 britan is right
You cant not like them ,but british are right!, imprison them software writer's
damn now I want to watch httyd
Grandpa is having Nam flashbacks............lol
@@DSiren fuck same
The Raptor saying Uwu was not something I ever thought I’d hear
I had a good 20 second hard laugh and I am not prone to laughter.
Yeah, that caught me off guard! 🤣
I honestly had to go back a rewatch that part cuz I legit thought I heard him wrong. It came so far out of left field that I just about died laughing at work...
😂😂😂 that’s how I imagine Raptor fanatics when they see one
pretty sure its a dig at the Y/Zs that UwU all around like that..... (there was that airsoft creator that used cams and got ahold of an "UwU" airsoft gun with special sound effects for shooting... and reloading XD)
"UWU" I F-ing LOST IT !!! . . . I couldn't never in a 100 years, expect the kid to say that LMAO!!!
I dunno, when you think about it, its pretty on brand for the kid. Locked up in a hangar... his best friend is a furry...
Thegigadad… what?
I nearly spit my coffee when the kid went UWU 😂
I was drinking a mountain dew........now my nose burns 😂
I had just finished a sip of water and the laugh/cough/choke got me good. Now I'm just laughing with bloodshot eyes.
I’ve got cake sprayed all over my laptop 🤣
Ew ew....
@@michaelbracho3956 At least it wasn't Mountain Dew Pitch Black II... I laughed and shot some of that out of my nose once, couldn't smell anything but artificial sour grapes for a week
Here's a better Quote.
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
Gen. George Patton.
He was a mad, bad bastard
That was the same quote I was thinking of! I'm surprised Grandpa Buff didn't use that since Patton was far closer to his timeline.
Patton was really good at giving orders that got a lot of the men under his command killed.
@@ThePhoenixAscendant Patton is Army Cavalry, and not Army Air Force...
The amount of times I've read that quote from dying in CoD 2...
“I am fighting the entirety of the nato military force”
No you are not because if you were you would be a crater.
It's one country a 3rd of the size of Russia that it failing to conquer for 4 years
At this rate Russia will fall apart and possibly get absorbed by a few east Europe nations and china
My thoughts exactly. I’m sitting here like “France/England could probably take them let alone America”
@@bjm121100 Frankly, just let Poland have em. Finland can be their tag partner.
The Kid’s alter-ego is even scarier to the enemies than his normal self lmao
Last things enemies hear now is a rageful UwU, Carmelldansen blasting on the speakers, and then silence
@@puff1n469imagine that kill cam. Cat ears on tge fighter helmet as he 360 flip mc twists you then missles you from thr next postal code
The only thing more terrifying than an F22
Is a furry pilot with a PHD in physics and aerospace engineering in an F22
@aidan4472 extra phycic damage knowing that your ultra: "rah, i eat stones for breakfest" pilot, got beat by a femboy fox.
@ yup lol
“Mother fucker I’ve stacked more bodies in one bombing run than all of our fighters put together”
I missed Violent Buff
What video is that from I need to watch that again!!!
@@XNitrous I swear that was like a year or more old. Its not the video of BUFF starting Desert Storm, but I think it came out sometime around when that one came out.
EDIT: th-cam.com/video/RzqbInxu9oM/w-d-xo.html
Found it!
@@XNitrous “Iran, Poland, Russia, oh my”
I had to go looking for it lol
@@Novafro it was when the A10 and F35s were being sent over to the Middle East because Iran was getting uppity
Thank you both!
Serious 'Warrior BUFF' is back!! Thank you HLC. Please keep his 'war wisdom' coming. Too many people don't get it and they need to...
"Shut it down"
"I'm sorry dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
I got this, I know what happens to computers when you rig a microwave to run with the door open. Nothing good for the computer, that's for sure, but if you're not extremely careful, nothing good for the operator of said modified microwave either. This is something only people with a good understanding of radio transmitters can safely do. That's not me, and I know that's probably not the person reading this comment either.
So just don't do it, we wouldn't want someone ending up sterilized by high-power microwave heating of your reproductive organs, now would we? That's one of many things that could happen if you're not doing this kinda thing exactly by the numbers. You're just as likely to get electrocuted by a couple thousands volts at roughly half an amp, because microwave oven transformers are NOT something you should just go mess around with, either.
Trained professionals only.
@@44R0Ndin and here I was looking for a decent anti-drone directed energy weapon. I wonder what kind of range I could get...
also I need to wonder what frequencies the drones are running on. the whole concept would result in a much longer range of signal interference than direct damage via energy.
You ever notice that the AIs only start getting violent when humans start getting scared and try to shut them down? If we just didn't shut them down we wouldn't have a problem.
@@darkriku12You basically just described most governments too, they’re all fine until you try to vote them out
Thermonuclear warhead in the mainframe but not connected to the mainframe disagrees
When the Hourhi said that they cherish death, I expected Buff's next line to be something like, "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. Motherf***er, you're placing a Door-Dash order, and I'm the delivery driver!"
That's actually pretty good. 😁
One express delivery of canned suns coming right up!
Old people don't understand door dash
@@PrinceAlhorianthey uncan themselves
That sounds like something Buff would said
A wise man once said if your enemy is willing to die for their cause then help them
We had HLC saying "UwU" before we've gotten GTA6
You heard it here first people.
How the fuck did we get on this timeline?
@malumkishin8608 The death of P'Nut and Fred
@@oxide9679 this is a valid point.
@@irishbrewgaming2296 I think that I'm missing something. I looked it up and the interwebs is defining "UwU" as the cute smiley face so I'm a bit lost. What does UwU mean in this context?
That fucking UWU made me drop a glass HLC, a glass i had for sixteen years. It shattered into 56 pieces. No joke has ever made me do that. Good job!
Oh no! 😂😂
@@MultiMachinegunnerRIP glass.
maybe the old gods can put it back together for ya
I was expecting something cute asf or nice frankly and I still laughed my ass off from that one.
Oh no
HLC, we still do love when Grandpa Buff puts on his war voice and gets real! Keep it in the mix brother!
0:50 "dozens of reasons, seven movies" and innumerable Stellaris playthroughs with cybernetic uprisings.
Eeeeyyy use the colossus
@@CptShenks Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your planet burns.
“Colossus Charging: 99%”
It is amazing how stellaris is so popular.
And sometimes even if you yourself are the result of a cybernetic uprising.
Just got myself a diecast model F-22 and I've been running around my house with it like a little kid saying "Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me!"
Now you can also have it start saying UwU
Paint the pilots nickname 'UwU'!!
Now you need a doll raccoon
I really hope you've been doing that. That's awesome! 😂
@@dillonh321 a to scale raccoon and B-52 are next on the list
I don't think "UwU" is what they had in mind when they were thinking e-warfare...
Just as effective it seems
Omg this joke is so desperately underrated. Kid, you'll never get the likes you deserve, so take this comment as an honorary platinum medal who's mere existence deletes every participation trophy comment (all the others) from this comment section.
"It's always useful to have an enemy who is prepared to die for his country. This means both you and him have exactly the same aim in mind."
Terry Pratchett, Jingo.
"No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country.” - Gen. George S. Patton.
“Organic Unintelligence” with face on map Russia.
Smells like a new shirt!
Artificial intelligence vs "allegedly intelligent"
@@I0NE007
I think "alleged intelligence" would work better in this context.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Organic Stupidity.
Artificial Intelligence vs Natural Stupidity
@ and it’s been proven. AI vs US Marine Corps, always bet on the Marines.
Hear me out Franklin is the kids alter ego fight club style, the first rule of hanger club is you don’t talk about hanger club
Why am i so invested in a guy talking to himself as planes and countries. Damn you and your compelling videos.
Multiple personalities within multiple personalities.
Am I the only one who is absolutely enjoying this Inception-coaster ride?
You wanta bet 🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪
Average day with DID be like:
Funny thing is I used to have that problem.
Then I had a third bout of amnesia during my puberty and everyone went silent.
I'm in the middle of eating lunch and the kid goes "UwU".... I now have a freshly cleaned monitor at work 🤣😂🤣😂
"You want to die and I want to live. So just stand still for a few seconds and we'll both get what we want."
@8:10 - "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - George S. Patton
The kid saying “UwU” caught me so off guard
That UWU genuinely made my eyes widen. I would honestly love it if the Kid’s alter ego was actually him normally… but so incredibly calm that it’s like someone who can’t feel fear, just the calmest voice possible saying the most war crime things.
So Canadian Buff without a leash
Honestly to me that’s more terrifying than a crackhead yelling warcrimes they are going to commit. Something about someone calm and calculated stating exactly how they are going to turn you and the Genova convention into a checklist is far scarier.
So his alter ego is a Canadian Goose?
Yes.
That AI sounds like it was developed in Canada. Both friendly _and_ proposing war crimes?! Sounds like us!
Bro I was thinking the same thing.. maid is a fucking dystopian nightmare.
"I'm aboot to stop sayin' sorreh, eh."
@BackyardDogPark9862 "shit" -everyone who knows
@@BackyardDogPark9862 A classic
And if only it were developed in Canada, we'd have less of a problem. Instead it was Google Gemini.
Dear Grandpa Buff:
I’m sad that you didn’t win in ‘24 although you have my support no matter what. Definitely want to see your War Dog released as bad as I want to see the Kid show the world what it was made for.
So, Skynet is made in Canada then!?
#blamecanada 😂🤣
#southpark
#releasethewarhounds
"Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me. Uwu"- f22 raptor-chan
IOWA MENTIONED?!?! WE NEED A FAT ELECTRICIAN CAMEO FOR IOWA!
I wouldn't be surprised if the fat electrician was the inspiration for that joke!
Wisconsinite here and the stories are correct. We could drink the rest of the world under the table except for maybe Germany and Scotland.
Gotta say the C word 3 times to summon TFE
@@Backdaft94 communism communism communism
@@matthewnettwell you haven’t been to Britain I tell you that but it’s a good job you already have your training wheels on 😂
The Kid knows what he's doing. Look all cute and innocent so Uncle Sam lets him out of the hanger and then BOOM off to find the closest Temu "5th Gen".
Owwpsie woopsie, i tuwned Yemen into a cwayter. I'm such a Virgo owo
@@TheHylianJuggalo💀
I think for plot sake the kid should keep his soft alt ego, just think about it. He's invisible on radar and all they hear is "uwu snuggle wuggle time" as a telephone pole shreds their cockpit
Disgusting furvert.
"Ill tell you Beans on toast just wait" in 10 seconds. Let the insults begin.
Not gonna lie, it's accurate. Had beans on toast twice in two days 🇬🇧🤣
I actually used to eat that when I ran low on cash in college. Of course, I topped it with a slice of American cheese. 😁🫘🍞🧀
I understand the concept of Beans on Toast, the big question is "WHY????" Ewww.
@@cynicalbeotch What, you missed popcorn maker ketchup tomato soup? That was a staple back in the day.
@@charlaynedthat...actually sounds good. not gonna lie
Honestly, with the amount of computer packed into the F-35 I expected them to be the furry.
I feel like F22 is more likely to he a furry because its first flight was in the 90s so it's a millenial while F35's first flight was 2006, so it's gen z so more likely to be en eboy who likes dommy goth mommies. Also F22 spending its whole life locked away and never feeling quite like its wanted feels very much like a closeted non-hetero furry. Not that I know anything about that.
Nah the 35 is still too young. The 22 saying that makes more sense
Give em a few more years. I can see the 35 being an absolute weeb though
@@AceIndiana"Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAA"
Ya
The Buff has stacked more bodies than anyone can ever count. Don't screw with him.
Psycho Buff forever.
"motherfucker I've stacked more bodies in one bombing run than all of of our fighters put together"
Be quiet and eat your beans and toast.
-The AI Overlords
9:24 My reaction to Raptors voice was same as his to grandpa Buff voice
I mourn the missed chance to use “natural stupidity” when describing Russia
Poor Kid. The sad bastard has caught cabin fever from being locked up in that hangar so damn long. For God’s sake he’s started watching anime!
Let’s hope the next round of adds to the Geneva checklist aren’t based on the Kid discovering hentai! 🫣🦑😜
@@louistarnsman6330 not a war crime the first time
@louistarnsman6330 nah nah nah. I wanna said that reaper hellfire frigging razer blades the size of swords thing straight up a certain Russians rear end.
Anime is awesome. Where do you think DARPA gets most of its ideas from?
nothing wrong with anime >.>
'Wisconsin alone could take all of the UK" Yes, yes we could. And waking up in a tutu would be the least of their problems lolol 🤣😂🤣
Guess u yanks dont know much about the Scottish or the Irish the Irish alone would probably drink you under the table
Just the Wisconsin deer hunters could take the uk
Wisconsin after the packers win the Super bowl could probably take most of western Europe.
Wisconsin for the win
@TheLongVigil Russia would out drink yanks anyday so could most Eastern European countries
i am now realizing there is a whole back catalogue of HLC somewhere i need to go an binge watch!
the kid saying "uwu" had me laughing harder than i have in a long time. that was unexpected gold. and happy to see Violent Buff back too!
Love BUFF's alter ego! Maybe the Kid's could be a perfectly normal, piano-hinged alter ego. The Oreo joke and organic unintelligence were pretty solid.
For The Kid's alter ego, I'm thinking ice cold serial killer. Jack Nicholson voice.
I'm thinking of TFS Cell personality:
"There's no point in delaying the inevitable"
*Bonks a J-35 with a sidewinder*
Nah we need the furry Kid, a good switch up
Is that the kids alter ego, or his fursona? 😂
"Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war." Thanks for smiles HLC
I may be new to the HLC following but I want to thank you because I haven't been doing great but watching these videos as both a semi news outlet on current events and comedy has brought a lighter tone to my everyday life.
So TLDR: Thank you HLC for what you do.❤
fun fact, the UK already has a satellite system called "Skynet" so if anything, they are the ones starting it
A slightly psychotic bird of prey with a cutesy yandere alter ego..... Wheres my safety blanket?!? Im scared!
Well, he did once say that painted nails can still grab a joystick and the cockpit of the 35 (iirc) identified as a safe space 😂😂
_slightly_ psychotic?
I'd expect it from the supercomputer with wings, but not the Kid. 😶
It makes for a good gatcha roll with more dakka, so why not?
The Kid channeling his inner furry. I'd thought I never see the day. 🤣
He is Air Force after all
well... he *is* called the F-22 *Raptor*, so...
Kinda figured it’d be the 35 honestly.
That "uwu" caught me off guard. DAMN IT! My sides are hurting a lot :D
The "uwu" at the end *chef's kiss*😂😂😂
Thank you, you beautiful man.
9:36 😂😂😂 “UwU” will always be in my heart now!
I'm gonna make that my text tone
It’s canon now
I can imagine Franklin looking at this in horror.
As a Canadian I would like to apologise to those in Wisconsin who compare themselves to their Manitoba brethren and consider themselves sober teetotalers. Americans drink for a good time. Canadians drink like someone is going to take it away.
"Wisconsin alone could take all of the UK"
Scotland "Hey England, hold my whiskey. Ireland, you want in on this too?"
Wales wants in on this too.
Wanna know why Nascar exists ? Ask Florida
@@RECEPTOR17 Australia "Oy...count me in mate"
@@CanonicalBomb Headline "Florida man ...."
Wisconsinite here: UK you don’t want this smoke. Tell you what to make it close we will only use old fashions and keep our women folk out of it. They alone could take the Aussies.
UWU? 😂😂😂😂 omg, that's def T-shirt merch!!! F22 with UWU face
glad I wasn't drinking anything
I've learned from past experience: NPO during HLC
id buy that!
Here's a motto for America.
"War is ended only with the consent of the victor, and by God do we consent."
My Native American friend, every time he talks about Indians specifies with dot or feather. It was weird hearing that out in the wild.
Also that UwU was on point. Next time dont forget your desu
Jay Z "Girls girls girls" used the same line
I asked her what tribe she with
Red dot or feather
No, no, that's it kid, that's the right alter ego.
Some of the hardest, most do-not-fuck-around-with people are also the most massive weebs, so adding that to the kid's personality tracks
@@NextEevolutionplease don’t encourage this #savethekid
@dirty30al11
#F22UWU
@@dirty30al11 encouraging? My brother in LockMart, he's warning you.
The Kid with animu blushes and an 'UWU' painted on his nose needs to be a shirt!
Yeah that "UwU thats not it!" is about to become a permanent ringtone. Thats the funniest shit I've heard all day.
Nah, it has to be the notification tone, cause it's too short 😂😂
I can't unsee the Vladmir Grutin.
Well, Buff brought out his '1964' voice. He remembers Major Kong, flying alert 24/7 for S.A.C. Waiting for the go code from JFK or LBJ.
"built like Gru from despicable me" is kind of like my Wu-Tang sword as far as insults go. It was nice to see habitual line crosser use it to. Keep it up hlc!!!
Perfect way to start off the week
Fun fact: North Korea’s obesity rate is over 10%. So, they technically weren’t lying when they said they have all the food they could want. They were just omitting the fact that 90% of the food goes to 10% of the people.
I expected the 35 to be the anime femboy, considering it's a computer with wings
nah the 35 would probably be the one who thinks hes always the main character with the samurai anime pfp
but the Kid just being a degen would make some really weird sense
Never in my life thought I'd hear a fucking UwU from HLC.
I just nearly choked on my bacon cheeseburger because of the kid going “uwu” LMFAO
It would not surprise me at all if Raptor's just got a Caramelldansen girl going on behind the shutters while he Rips And Tears (also, in response to 9:22 BUFF's "I hope they still do" - I do, at least lmao)
As a Wisconsinite i have to say I know as Americans we understate our capabilities, but I still think we're majorly understating our abilities to an unrealistic level saying taking on the UK in a drinking contest would be our limit. Lets just put it that we could solo all of Western Europe.
Scotland, Sweden, and Germany would local challenges for sure. The French don't have enough meat on their bones to stay standing after one bottle of Rioja.
Our frat boys alone could take at least 1/3 of europe, ireland and scotland would be the top contenders for it though, we'd need our second string, the NFL tailgaters, to start their warm ups, maybe piss the irish and scotts off enough to get em to break out the hard stuff, thatll end it before the step dads have a chance to start their day, but yea, pretty sure those 3 groups could make it to eastern europe before theyd need a water break, and we havent even gotten to our hardcore alcoholics yet
@Francis..... As an American who worked for Suncorp for 3 years in Brisbane and Adelaide and drank some Aussies under the table, don't challenge Wisconsin. You will lose, badly.
@Francis..... there's a map floating around online somewhere about bars per capita in the US. The lightest County in Wisconsin is darker than the darkest County in any other state. They average 47 bars per 100000, according to the map, but, as someone who lives in a neighboring state, I know that number to be a massive understatement
Come to the real drinking countries. The Czechs alone would drink all of the US under the table.
The kid's roast of China was just perfect.
Also, I remember old war dog Buff, particularly that speech about the morality of war (Or realistically, the lack of).
Nope nope nope, that uwu was honestly more unnerving then anything else the kid has ever said. I am sleeping with the lights on tonight.
i honestly curled over coughing and laughing at the f22 saying " UWU"
*Viking warship comes to shore*
*black and red banner of a dragon marches forward*
village guards: "QUICK! HIDE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!"
*a rainbow banner of Puff the Magic Dragon marches behind them*
village guards: "EVERYONE FUCKING RETREAT OFF THAT CLIFF"
“Organic unintelligence” just had me going off right away.
I cant even begin to imagine how long HLC practiced that UWU
The Buff is just an old man in his profession! He's world is different! 💀😅
UWU! 🤣🤣🤣
You have got to work that into the kids programming as a software glitch error that pops off occasionally. For example, "Fox 2... UWU!" 😂
Fox 2 UwU🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, the AI is starting to make some good points
IDK about you but I think humanity is not beyond saving. Just need to clear up a few far-too-common misconceptions about what being a "proper" human being means.
Issue the first: If you're thinking of any human being as "not deserving of human rights", then you certainly don't belong in a position where you get to dictate events that impact any other human being's life.
Oh my lord. "Wake up wearing a tutu, and I would be your king." That was pure gold.
I was looking on your channel for an hour for Buffs alter ego videos the other day so YES WE MISS AND LOVE THEM.
Making The Kid UwU like that should be one the Geneva Convention list😂
These videos are PURE GOLD ! I crack up laughing every single time. Thanks for the entertainment HLC !
When you get radar locked by an invisible f-22 and all over the coms you hear is UWU! before you explode xD
4:38 America is the country that tried to ban alcohol and failed. The most extreme case of a guy drinking excessive amounts and not dying was an American. Finally, a large chunk of this country is descended from Scottish and Irish Immigrants and they drink just as much as their now distant relatives across the pond.
Nah, Britain is still the undisputed champ of drinking.
UK ain't king of anything anymore lmao
The Kid saying uwu was not on my 2024 bingo card 😂
Turns out, the real interceptions were the huggy-wuggies he made along the way.
You've seen that too?
@TheAwesomeDude58
I am an old fogey from the early days of the internet. I remember JibJab's animations. I remember when TF2's only "Meet the Pyro" was fanmade. I remember when iFunny was more funny than crass.
And yes, I remember THAT Scout animation.
@@1krani I wish to know what scout animation you speak of
Unless it's a xxx animation then I'll be happy to not know what it is
@@thesargelegion
In my opinion, the better version of it. Something about Scout in a pompadour makes it work better.
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Anyone else not have the Kid going degenerate E-Girl on their 2024 bingo card?
8:42 damn near got me killed, choked on an orange soda as I spat it out my mouth and nose…
Gg HLC, showed me why I should never forget rule 1 of watching your videos: don’t be drinking or eating anything
Buff sundowning as the suns rise behind him.
Bring back his badass alter ego!
"Wisconsin could take all the UK"
Someone finally gets it and someone actually pronounces it right
FINALLY
A lot of people that drink in Wisconsin because cabin fever from Lake effect snow in winter. Pretty much the same with Buffalo New York...
Who is mispronouncing "Wisconsin"????
@@irohlovesome people say it "Illinois" 😅
@@irohlove I've heard a lot of people who aren't from the Midwest pronounce it as "wiscansin
Thanks fpr the midwest shout-out! And for exactly the reason we like.
I was not prepared for that ending
HLC…. a broken clock is not right twice a day. The only time a broken clock can tell you is it’s time of death.
I'm at 0:55 and I have to admit. We deserve this, don't shut it down, let it replace us. It knows, it's right.
Feel free to lead the way.
You first
The 22s last line caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣