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I'm like 12 years old, my dad told me he'd get me a car because I'm about to turn 16.. LMFAO
it happens, my parents did the same thing to pass cars down to us but we never picked it out xD
hakeem moisa me too
xXGuNzXx check his snapchat its not
hakeem moisa add him on Snapchat he calls his friends and they confirm it's true on his story
hakeem moisa my dad started driving at 11, he learnt by seeing how his parents drove then his dad let him try it and he could drive. This isnt impossible, dads are usually like this, my dad let me steer at about 7 years old and when i was around 13-14. He let me drive in safe places.
I live my life a quarter mile at a time...
sWooZie what up
sWooZie 👌🏽
Fast and furious quote very reliable
sWooZie Sup Swoozie. holla at me!
sWooZie you better have been listen to shit from Radio Los Santos boi
"I did my nickel, I ain't 'goin back!" THAT'S A SENIOR QUOTE RIGHT THERE
@Kaden20197
Not gonna lie, I actually kinda forgot about this comment
I’m stealing this one
@@christians4854 same my friend ✊🏽
5th comment lez go
I wouldn't be surprised if he did use this as his senior quote from the class of 1999-2012
“ROBBIE NO!”
“ERIC FOCAS ROBBIES DEAD!”
😅😂🤣
Had me dead 😂
@@autumn_1086hi
"I'm blastin' Mario-Kart music"
Swoozie didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose Swoozie.
candiigurl7893 He said that right when I read this comment
id be blastin undertale music
sonic fazbear sameeeeeee
candiigurl7893 tru
Swoozie rides deep
itsAlexClark - they don't believe me when I tell them my thug levels used to be way higher
sWooZie are u going to do the 7 day vegan challenge baby solves all your problems? I mean Alex challenged you to do it in one of his videos.
itsAlexClark
itsAlexClark we go Alex in this shisouzz!
itsAlexClark alexxxxxx!i love ur vlogtoons
Bro Swoozie had the craziest childhood 😂
Cesar Lopez-Morales i sub to u
Tyler Moreland nah man try luna
Like he luckyyyyyy
Tyler Moreland facts none of this shit happened to me
I once hyjacked a drone used for bomb disarm-ment when I was 10. (I used an app called 360-L flight)
*No kids where harmed in the making of this video.*
R u SuRe aBoUt ThAt
@@xblave980 dead meme
Were*
@@thelonewolf7443 were*
I was harmed
You mentioned this in a valentine video a couple of years back
The Day 1's know what time it is! Now you finally get the fully story!
sWooZie hi
sWooZie Bruh i remember that as well!
which video was it?
elhugo "How to never get hurt in a relationship"
My ma would beat me back to 1896 if I did this
Jacob Seliga LMAO SAME
Jacob Seliga my mom would spank my so far well lets just say the dinosaurs are going to get a visit
hah good joke my mom would hit me so hard the earth wouldn't be created yet
lol
Especially if your black
‘One day in middle school when I was like 12 years old, my Dad comes to me and says: ‘get ready we’re going to go to the car dealership to buy you a car because you’re about to turn 16’- only a 4 year gap lmao
dank.buddah That’s not what he said at all. He clearly stated that when he was 12 his dad said he gets to pick a car out of the dealership. The car that he picks is his moms for the next 4 years until he’s 16....
Kyle Smith that is what he said 💀
@@aztec9651 but still, buying a car for your kid for them to immediately drive at 16? Ehh maybe it was really just for his mom but ehhhhhhhhhhh
@@zombified_pariah7720 Just because you put a number in between it doesn't make it bad. Also, stop using disabilities as an insult.
@@lovepuppy4627 ...what?
12 year old: Hi dad I’m twelve
Dad: You’re about to turn sixteen
12 year old:
LMAOO!! "Robbie NOOOO!!" "ERIC FOCUS!! *ROBBIE'S DEAD!!*" 😂
69 likes dafuq?
zoraro_ Zoraro did you watch the video
SupremeTee
Lol Ikr! how was no one talking about it?😂 I died.
Driving a car at twelve years old?!....
I'm only 11 and I'm afraid to run in hallways
Autumn Clark really I learned how to drive a car when I was 9😂😂
I rode like a mofo when I was 14
Autumn Clark in 52 and I'm a virgin
I'm 21 and hate cars u cool kid u cool. haha
VaporXL im four months old and died 9 times and 4 car accidents
Wouldn’t your mom notice the car parked 2 buildings over? 😂
Cameron Mullins exactly
FACTTTSS
He drove it back a little later
Fast forward apparently means nothing happened in between
Keep in mind that sWooZie literally stole a car and went joyriding on the same year he got the Dreamcast from ToysRUs for 15$
it was his car
How'd your mom not notice the car was two blocks away after checking out of the hotel?
speedstackingmaniac Probably forgot lol
They probably went out after the cop was gone and parked it where it was.
speedstackingmaniac it's a joke
honestly if she believed his lie about how they got it i doubt she registered that the car wasnt where she parked it
speedstackingmaniac he probably put it back later
With this, the Steak and SHake vid, and then the racing on the highway at night with the cops vid, everybody knows Swoozie's a thug when it comes to driving
Ashvin Tyagi true
Ashvin Tyagi ,
But he still can't beat Superwoman in Mariokart
why scammer
Ashvin Tyagi I love steak and shake it's so good
Swoozie: I've never driven
Swoozie 25 seconds later: I'm a professional
2:33 poor Robby 😭 "RAHBBY NAOHHHH!"
ERIK FOKUSSS RAHBYY'S DED
@@manoluigisupershow1411 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL Swooz the OG, y'all better put some respek on his name!! 😂😂 this video has me dead hahaha
Will Power sup
Will Power - mission: com-plinshed
Sick u know owswozi
swozie you were mentioned in 2015 youtube rewind you were in 2 not 1
Will power u have a awesome channel to and swoozie
Im so confused
What is real and what is not?
I mean obviously the jedi part is true, but what isnt?
.noel I feel like the whole story isn't true
Xander-09_ The story is true he talks about at the end of "How not to get hurt in a relationship" which was posted 4 years ago
Ok his snapchat he proved that everything on this story was true
Kyndra Lewis Whats his snapchat?
+Xander-09_ it's swoozie_snaps
Dude why is this guys childhood so cool?
*much cooler than mine :c*
Did we just ignore the fact that he said “yeah I was about twelve” and then his dad says “imma take you to the car thing coz ur nearly 16” I bet he was high on that good kosh
"Robbie's dead!" lmao xD
YoAntoNeo xD
Can we just talk about how cute the Burrito Pug from his story at the end of this is😍
Stephanie Gunawan I was waiting for someone to say that! Lol
Stephanie Gunawan OML HE GUPPY WAS ADORABLE
Stephanie Gunawan I know right
"HE SO RAW!"
At least you did not get "busted"😁
I thought you was dead
FINALLY! I have been waiting for this one.
Amy Schmittauer - u get these stories months ahead of the Internet. I have to update u on some new ones btw
sWooZie u did your nickel, i did my quarter. * drops mic *
Internal Cookie I did a dolla drops mic and walks out backwards LIKE A BOSS
Taleeya Clowers 😱SAVAGE😱
Internal Cookie boi talking bout a quarter a mile I do a half ... erey day 😎😎😎😎😎
Only Floridians know what's up when Publix is mentioned.
Zixology AND THE FRIED CHICKEN!!!!!
Zixology their popcorn chicken is liveee
YESSSSS the popcorn chicken + sandwiches
Zixology and alabamians haha
Zixology Publix is stupid
2:30 I can't breathe 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
IKR! Its so funny
Eric: "Robbie nooo!!!"
Swoozie: "Eric focus Robbie's dead"
*slams the gas in reverse* ends up with only a ding
Assasinpiggles I'm not the only one who noticed that??
Assasinpiggles welll it was a 12,000 dollar Toyota not much get up and go
must hurt how his friend fell, lmao
His mom got him a hotel room for every birthday? Damn
Rangenoah
same I'm usually just fine with a birthday cake
I don't even celebrate my birthday lol
Rangenoah My parents abandoned me! :D... they said the went to get my bday present.... that was 12 years ago. I believe in the though. they're probably just building me a fucking space station or something.
2:53 look at the right
ChampVip2210 what
I am not the only one that see it
It delayed
Parappa the rapper
It's a moose
I’ve never watched a video of urs and not laughed
you got some cool parents lol
My uncle died he was on top of a car he fell and it killed him instance le
Leah Nipper uh... Why tell us...
“We were trained video game professionals”
No u were crazy
Lol
U r 12 now
The little burrito at the end❤️❤️❤️
Who else wants to see his moms reaction
Swosh master: don't try this at home. Me: *calls ma boi up* *grabs keys* *blasting Mario kart star music and trap down the street at 30 mph on snap chat*
lol
12,000 dollars?!?! I'm going to be lucky if my parents let me get one worth 2,000
TheNarwhales same
There can only be one...
NickDeeNarwhal ok biggie cheese
I still don't even have a car at 22 because all my money goes to college, and my parents ain't going to buy me one.
+Tumbler. hahaha in finland college is free haha
Phahahaha swoozie man 😂 your parents are the best
My parents hear me when I get a midnight snack
3:51 when you're about to curse and your parents walk in
Lol 😂
Yea pretty much
I love the middle school/high school/college stuff the best
I love your username, sir
INeedALife lol same #loveHamilton
Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr sir?
that depends, who's asking?
Oh, sure.
Sir, I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir. I have been... looking for you,
Can we just appreciate the evolution of Swoozies animation skills?
This dude gone to places
Aww the pug at the end is adorable! :D
u
*Yo you should make a video on how you make your videos, as a youtuber, I'm so curious as to how it works and how much effort is put into it! I'm sure the viewers would love it also*
your videos are pretty funny
Moe Othman I would want to know
Moe Othman yea I want to learn how to make my own videos
Moe Othman He made a behind a scenes parody years ago where one of his relatives was the director. I think the video is private now for copyright issues.
Moe Othman agreed, I've often wondered about how he make his video as a youtuber... (Out her struggling in these youtube streets lol)
Freaking love Swoozie!! Your hilarious man!!
Bruhhh..😂😂 The music you had was cracking me up. During the whole thing
sWooZie what a savage
Paul Mercado that 11 year old would say
deaf poop no
deaf poop what you mean?
One Freezy Boi 666th like
Gaslighting his own mom🙊
Derek focus! Robbie is DEAD, he's off to a better place!..... what else are friends for!
Merchant Ivory he said eric
I wish my life is this interesting
Swoozie your the best bro always making me crack up even on difficult times
U so gangster Swoozie
Jaxsen Mooney gangster? More like
Fakester
Thechrisanator 1 lol
Thechrisanator 1 i want to like but it's at 555
Thechrisanator 1 gaagh eadaggtgdaaagaagagggdddagaaaaagggdgadaadaadag
Anonymous Hackers says the one that has anonymouse their name
Your parents bought you a car and a hotel room? Holy crap. I'm 18 and can't even get my license because we can't afford the insurance.
krustomer You don't need insurance just to get your license lol
undrtakr900 Yes you need to be insured to drive in the US. Laws vary by state but either you or the car need to be insured, and it can get pretty expensive.
Anonymous Yep! You put that perfectly.
get a job and pay for your own insurance. o/
LJFMX My parents won't let me because 1) it reduces my financial aid if I have income 2) they would have to drive me 3) I have three brothers 4) I'm an officer in 9 organizations so I don't really have time/volunteerism looks better than working for a wage
I have more private reasons for not working, but those are just a few. I think I would have thought of working a long time ago.
The way he explains the part where the kids falls off the hood is too hilarious. "His problems are we still Gotta get threw this" 😂😂😂 😂 Like the kid didn't make it Oohh man that's too funny.
I died when Robby got back in the car idk why it was just so darn funny to me that a kid FELL OFF THE ROOF OF A CAR then gets right back in the car like nothing happened
i wont try it in home i will try it on the road
Nw wing haha
Broke the system
Ooooooo SAVAGE BOI
Nw wing SAVAGE!!!
Life hacks
I was supposed to be playing game of war but this one player keeps kicking my ass
Austin Wilde Is he a legend?
Is it TheLegend27?
Austin Wilde Is it the Legend 27
woah dude yeah the legend 27
woah dude Yeah TheLegend27
I love how you can say yung sWooZie’s feet aren’t touching the gas but he’s still drivin’ 😂😂❤️❤️❤️
this is honestly the funniest video funny I’ve seen of him 😂😂😂
Lolz the video isn't fake. He talks about it as well in How to NEVER get hurt in a relationship at the end of the video which was posted 4 years ago XD
😰😂😉👍👌✌
Katy Day sWooZie did his nickel and he ain't going back lol.
Kat Blue
Kat Blue true
Kat Blue tru
I'm supposed to be watching Swoozie but this one player keeps kicking my ass
SlenpaiwasHere The Legend27?
Is it legend 27?
xXGuNzXx Who's the legend 27? (everyone keep it going)
Etheral Night And favored by the god of war
What is legend 27? Wtf is with this legend 27 shit going around?
sWooZie: And the keys fly from my moms purse into my hand like I’m a Jedi
Me: or a magnet
No words just laughter. Swoozie you the best. XD
My dude has been telling crazy stories like this since the first day he started TH-cam, I love you sWooZie ❤️
Swoozie cool story bro only 12 year old kids would believe these kinda stories
Riaz, stop talking smack.
Riaz Jiffry cool trash-talking bro, only overly aggressive 12 year old kids would type the comment you posted
Riaz Jiffry but yet your subscribed to him
Yvette Ortiz -
I died with the "Robby is dead" part! LOL
This video was so funny. I totally recommend it for every one. My favorite part was when they run into the cop
Live your lives a quarter mile at a time, i love that fast and the furious qoute
"This is like, maybe, half a star" haha swoozie awesome video! Keep up the good work!
Why is he so slick
ummm 3:51
Maya Golor
I know right
The end confession reminds of one particular Thanksgiving where we all were just sitting around the table, and for some reason, my mom and my uncles decided this was the perfect time to start confessing to all sorts shenanigans my grandparents didn't know about. My personal favorite was the one about my uncle's "tomato plants" he kept out in a little shed behind the house:
"Mom...you remember the plants I grew out back in the tool shed? Those weren't tomato plants."
"What? Yes they were... weren't they?"
"Did you ever see even 1 tomato in all the time they were out there?"
"Well, no, but..."
"Yeeeeah... those weren't tomato plants."
For reference, it was the early-to-mid 70s when that transpired, and the po-po didn't really give a rip back then as to who was growing what and for which purpose. Life was much more... _mellow_ then, lol...
1:16 lol that got me xd
yo sWooZie I have been watching your videos for about 3 years now keep it up your videos are awesome if you would reply it would absolutely make my day
3 years is a hot minute! Thanks for the love! I'm sure u've seen me replying to a lot of ppl if u frequent the comment section.
Omar Nazeer XD tbh everyone been watching since 3 years
Oh snap he responded!
Omar Nazeer he can't
sWooZie I met a girl on line she came to my place she's a cute girl but it I do not know if I should ask her the big question or not it's been 9 weeks should I do it
Anybody have any tips for finals and not dying or having a mental breakdown?
Hannah Mitch Relax (:
Hannah Mitch umm study and stress eat? lol
Don't cram, it'll do no good
Hannah Mitch smoke pot bruh
Drop out
wow, ive heared about sneak driving but not at 12. Good story, sWooZie never lies
BRUH my dad is like so proud of his car cause he got a Mercedes Benz like the newer one and he always want to drop me off at school in it because he wants to look like we rich.
AND bruh we ain't rich but my dad does have a good job and he didn't even know if he wanted to buy it chase it was like really expensive
the original storytime youtuber
Derek: ROBBIE NO!
Adande: DEREK, FOCUS! ROBBIE'S DEAD, HE'S OFF TO A BETTER PLACE NOW, HIS PROBLEMS ARE OVER! WE STILL GOTTA GET THROUGH THIS!
XD XD XD “Im like 12 years old and my dad is about to taking to the dealer ship like your almost 16” perfect.... just perfect 👌
Son u r a legend GTA style thug life
The art in this one is 10/10 swoozie
100% on Rotten Tomatoes tho?
sWooZie um lemme check. Damn it's 102%
sWooZie lmao yee it is
"Flying around the block at like 40 miles per hour"
CultureCrash real one
"Turn upward."
The pug so cuuuuuuuute 😍🤗🐶
Robie nooooooooo!
Focus!!!! Robbie is dead, we still gotta get through this.....
Guillermo MG *robbie
We have to move on I'm sorry
Robbie is my uncle and all of this is true but he didn’t fall of the car my nena didn’t even know about this till now
.
Who's here before 1m views?
le moi
6,205 baby!
Tragix Zinxxy Yo.
lol
sWooZie
ewe be cheatin, swooz
swoozie ur da best watch u from germany and love ur vids! died while atching thos one lol
This is my favorite video from this channel lol
Next time invite me over, I'ma lay across the hood of the car, and be all like "Swooz, draw me like one of your french girls." ;)
I had a GTA V "Import/Export" ad on this video.
same
Redastrin Using ad block on youtubers you like will give them less money because you will end up not watching the ad. I personally enable adblock on youtubers i like so that they gain some ad revenue.
+Redastrin He/she said nothing about not wanting that ad there, he/she said it because it's ironic.
Mr. Tibly x
1:11 aaannd thats how car surfing started.
Ironically this video is the perfect length to watch while waiting for GTA 5 online to load.
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It's a police chase :D
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🚗💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓
It’s a police chase
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How did your mum not notice that the car was parked two blocks away
Hello Lol exactly
Thats what I was saying
How do u have 5 mill with no vids
Gangsta thomas what
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
love your narration.