It's been so long since i've had any of these cereals I couldn't even guess to think which ones i'd like as an adult. Crapple jacks and frosted fakes were the house picks back in the day.
Was my favorite cereal as a kid. Yaked one morning after eating them, no idea if it was the cereal, have not had them again in 40+ years. Got nauseous once I saw them on screen, even worse now reliving the memories... lol
@@gaminggoof1542unlike captain crunch, he was eviscerated in such a gruesome way it couldnt be shown on camera. he showed weakness and thus he paid the ultimate price
It took me 35 minutes to fucking realize it was serial killers killing cereal, jesus christ. Edit; 8k thumbs up allows me to sleep at night knowing I'm not the dumbest human on planet earth. Thank you all.
My dad when he worked for General Mills was given a painting of all the General Mills cereal mascots being lined up for an execution via firing squad. The piece was called “Cereal Killers”
We just not gonna talk about how the Trix rabbit just wasn't there when he lost the round? Like his seat was empty, is he sneaking around the studio waiting to strike hunter for revenge?
I think Hunter just had a heart cause I was kinda feeling legit dread seeing the Trix rabbit like that and knowing no way in hell Hunter will like Trix.
Dennis Rader is still alive and incarcerated at El Dorado. Met a guy recently who was a C.O. there and when he would take Rader out for his designated shower time he would just stare at the officer through the little door window. What’s more chilling is the fact that in the early 70’s my grandmas house was broken into and police confirmed it to be the BTK. Luckily for my grandma (and my literal existance) she wasn’t home, however very specific items were stolen during the break in. In order to distance themselves from BTK, my grandparents moved to Park City. Not knowing that they had moved in mere blocks away from Raders home. My grandma to this day will still talk about how Rader (an animal control officer at the time) would always walk past their house, telling my grandma that one of these days he would have her dogs taken away or euthanized if they didn’t stop barking at him. Luckily nothing came of it. Still wild to think about how my literal existence would’ve been altered if he had gotten to my grandma. May he rot in hell.
I must be slow but if the BTK is dennis rader, how did she move away from BTK only to move next to Dennis rader in park city if they’re the same person?
Cap’n Crunch alone and weeping surrounded by the corpses of his peers at the end was so horrifyingly tragic and hilarious at the same time. The storylines and animation in these style videos are so good! Thanks Papa Meat and crew for making such a fun video and for donating to your local food bank!
Incase anyone wants to know the time where the executioners kill the cereal characters here it is 1st: 8:53 2nd: 13:11 3rd: 22:44 4th: 26:39 5th: 30:58 Final results place 5th place: 34:39 4th place: 34:58 3rd place: 35:41 2nd place: 36:43 Winner!: 37:30
The worst part about the intro to the final round (31:20) is the mascots' facial expressions: only Fred and the Bee seem to know what's in store, Tony and Barney have nothing going on upstairs, Waffle Boy is just excited to see new people, and meanwhile Cap'n Crunch is fantasizing about going balls deep in that Bee-hind...
The Apple Jacks commercial always disturbed me as a kid, because the Cinammon was like, rushing to commit suicide in order to enhance somebodies cereal, and the Apple was always trying to save him/beat him to it.
The biggest problem with Frosted Flakes is the fact that if you don't eat them all within 3 minutes of the milk hitting them they turn into disgusting soggy pieces of toilet paper.
@@avashaw4006 so what you're saying is he's only entertaining when you're literally bored out of your mind with actually no other options? wow, sign me up?
personally I think he's just emulation JonTron with a potty mouth and worse special effects 🤷🏻♀️ I mean he's now covering LITERALLY the same sh** as JonTron lol . can't make it up. can't wait for bootleg consoles and takeshis challenge
@@TemmiePlays jontrons said worse, he has a higher budget and more connections and what content? hes done food tier lists which is something everyone has done Jontron was also following that trend when he did his he did not pioneer them, SCPs something Jon has not covered, a few degenerates on the internet something Jon has not covered, if you mean the movie review format then sure thats fair but you're blatently ignoring 80% of the rest of his uploads.
20:28 watch in a few months the boxes are going to have Lucky’s eye moved slightly to the left. But seriously that’s such a massive improvement and I hate that I will never unsee dirty they did his eyes
Sir I have to say this might your magnum opus. The sitcom opening, the interactions you have with your art, the Art’s storyline, your personality during the ranking sections. It was perfect. This is gives me the same vibes as classic AVGN. An awesome display of your talent.
Gotta say Hunter, you're a wizard. I usually hated the Trix rabbit as a kid because I always thought he was annoying, yet here I am looking at his teary-eyed dismay and feeling awful sorry for the poor bastard.
he needs an adult swim show it would be PERFECT on that channel honestly his humor and animation style i was convinced he was an animator or something for them still convinced he actually is
It took me till 18:05 to pick on the fact that the everyone taking out the mascots were CEREAL killers. I may be an idiot but you sir are an intelligent lad.
29:15 when I was a kid, Cookie Crisp had two mascots. A wolf and a guy. They were actually burglars and there was a cop who chased them in the commercials.
This was a very nice idea for a video, i watched the entire thing, barely strayed away, even gave me the motivation to clean my room (been putting it off a few weeks) Please keep building on the “Fucked up Blues Clues/Mr Rodgers neighborhood ” vibe like in the beginning, this is a hit
I sort of get it? The issue is that the marshmallows have a weird half-crunch to them and I don't like how it feels in my mouth. I like the marshmallows soggy cause it fixes that texture issue, but then the cereal bits are also soggy which I don't want. Basically they need to make the marshmallows softer
@@garrenbrooks4778 well, they're more like literally sugar, but when not soggy it may as well be like eating chalk when it comes to the texture, I agree! I've always struggled to describe the texture, and you got it right! The texture when not soggy is like biting into chalk indeed
@@Tax_Collector01 yeah I believe so. If you ever go to an Amish store, they actually have the "charms" and they call them freeze-dried marshmallows, I believe!
1 Wooden cereal bowls is 🤌👌 peak aesthetics 2 Heavens Gate shirt goes hard af and I want one. 3 Zodiac Killer was always the scariest to me and even though this is a caricature of him you still managed to capture that unsettling Michael Meyers esc brutal creepiness about him.
Dude, your videos are awesome. They’re somewhat short and digestible compared to other ranking videos with that are sometimes around 2-3hrs You’re awesome dude continue doing what you do.
the production of this video is unbelievable. the way you incorporate your art and ideas into the video to not juts make it a boring tier list video is chefs kiss
Jesus Christ Hunter, the twist of having the "cereal" killers murder the cereal mascots is the most Papa Meat way of doing a ranking video ever... Terrifyingly Genius!
The amount of comfort I feel from Papa Meat's videos is probably odd, but it's something about the house on top of the mountain in the middle of forest at night with the moon shining down, while he's in his living room or bedroom (both with their own kind of ambience), all paired with the video subject, whether it be a story or a ranking, along with the perfect 25-35 minute video length, while incorporating humor and his signature MeatCanyon style animations, it all comes together in a way that makes me just want to kick back, relax, escape reality for a little bit and enjoy the show!
wow i thought i was the only one that thought this way! i’ve found i come back to these kinds of videos recently as a weird sort of form of comfort and it works everytime. like you said, the way the humor, length and ever present bizarreness is displayed is just so good lol
If you were curious, captain crunch is based off of a flavor of rice with brown sugar and butter over it that the creator used to have at his grandparents house. It’s my favorite cereal and I also just eat the rice dish sometimes too :x thank you for the video!
Was this before or after he learned what the shirt meant? 🤔😅 I have a very vivid memory ormf one of _someone_ realizing after the fact what the logo meant; their story being their mom/grandma got it because it said heaven
At least papa cleans his messes while recording, unlike most popular review channels. *cough*mythical morning *cough* lol Love binge watching these while my depression spiral spirals. makes me smile. Love the comedy and craftmanship of the episodes. so well done.
I love your cartoon creations so much, the voices, the animation. There's nothing else like it out there. I'm so happy you're incorporating them into your episodes
Maybe I’ve always been 70yrs old at heart, but shredded mini wheats are the best cereal ever. There’s a sweet spots where they’ve absorbed enough milk but are still crunchy, and it’s perfection 🤌🏻
I agree. I even liked grape nuts, but that was also one you had to let sit in the milk for a while. Unless your teeth were made of titanium or something.
Yes, this was my thought as he ate them immediately. They are not that great right out of the box or after they have been in milk for a long time.. BUT there is that window when it is the absolute best thing in the world.
Dear lord where do I begin? The amount of work it must have been drawing and animating all these characters. Having cereal killers in the episode. And at this point I wouldn't be surprised if the next episode has an actual opening musical number like in all those old sit coms and stuff. 12/10 this man keeps delivering.
Rawdogging a mouthful of Capt Crunch without milk then downing some OJ as a kid was a memory I thought I repressed...now I realize how much of a masochist I was....that shit hurt.
Only about 45 minutes into the first video, after this one I'm going to watch all seven hours of the remaining content. I can't wait to waste the rest of my day! (I mean it)
Papa I live this new series of you doing things IRL & drawing in the characters, it really adds a unique vibe to the content! Your humor comes through better in these vs in your typical videos
So I'm at my friend Paul's house, when his Dad says: "How bout Reese's for breakfast?!" I say: "candy for breakfast?" Paul says: "Where have you beeeeeen? Not candy- Reese's Peanutbutter Puffs, a real_crunchy_cereeeOL!!!"
- Papa meat ranks/rates every outshine popsicle flavor - papa meat try’s vegan food -papa meat ranks/rates fast foods best selling meals - papa meat try’s meats -papa meat rates Godzilla X Kong: the new empire
Fun fact. Froot loops are all the same flavor they just added color to make it look more fun and have a placebo effect making you think they're different
Unironically my top favorite content creator right now. Love the work you're doing. I literally get so hyped when a new episode of anything you're in drops! This channel, CreepCast, stretch and fade.... bro's hilarious.
His take on Coco pebbles is so relatable, except in Australia it's Coco pops with a monkey as a mascot and the ball ones are just "black and gold" Coco balls. But for me Coco pops was my childhood in a bowl
My brothers ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch all the time. It's flavorless cardboard with an avalanche of artificial cinnamon that sits in the bottom of the bowl after you pour milk over them. Absolutely abysmal cereal.
Hey brother I know this is super old video from 6 months ago but I really needed this content the depression has been hitting hard lately and let me tell you your videos are definitely helping you're the fucking best bro
20:40 Papa Meat's eye for animation and cartoon is insane; as soon as the eye was moved it was improved 1000% Edit: Was hoping for a Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer face reveal at the end there
I remember when I was like 5, Trix was in the shapes of the fruits and then at some point they switched to balls and everyone tried to gaslight me into believing they were never fruit shaped. Now, I have never felt more validated. Edit: I feel utterly betrayed by hunters reaction to Trix. Justice for the fruit shaped cereal!!!!
I completely forgot about that, I remember seeing the old baker with the blue shirt on the box with the red and purple text, that's wild. Those cinnamon toast crunch gremlins have incinerated our retinas
The fact that this one was sponsored by Factor, but not the frozen dinner one, was a huge missed opportunity for the company.
Not really. This isnt the frozen dinner ranking.
@@Donovarkhallum yup, i know. im saying that Factor could've sponsored the frozen dinner one instead. The sponsor skit would've blended in flawlessly.
I was waiting for it to be sponsored by “Magic Spoon”
@@code_koriel oh I see thought you meant factor frozen meals when you said frozen diner one. Got confused
@@orochirel that cereal taste like butt. I hate that wendigoon jerks it off. thee flavors are very muted. And it's almost cardboard tasting.
The real question was not answered, did eating Corn Flakes cure Papa Meat's masturbation addiction like the cereal inventor intended?
Well, he HAS advanced to Bad Dragon...
as someone who's eaten corn flakes:I still masturbate c:
No
Bump
Unlikely. But you knew that.
I love how he actually made "serial killers" as the "cereal killers" in this video
Wut?
They are going to kill the cereal mascots which makes them "cereal killers"
Damn, I didn't piece it together until you spelled it out for me, I feel dumb haha
17 minutes in to it. I just made that connection. 🤔
Ooooooooooooo I get it now
The appeal to eating the Cinnamon Toast Crunch is drinking the milk after you finish the cereal. That’s why it’s designed to get washed off.
Naw man I exclusively eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch dry it’s SO good that way
CTC is by FAR the best cereal there, then a mix of loops and Tony
It's been so long since i've had any of these cereals I couldn't even guess to think which ones i'd like as an adult. Crapple jacks and frosted fakes were the house picks back in the day.
Was my favorite cereal as a kid. Yaked one morning after eating them, no idea if it was the cereal, have not had them again in 40+ years. Got nauseous once I saw them on screen, even worse now reliving the memories... lol
@@braedynhamaliuk4402 It's good but Golden Grahams are the best cereal ever made.
captain crunch being tied up and forgotten in the attic should be a running gag
How about it's not "captain" crunch. It's "cap'n" crunch. Meat gets it wrong a thousand times, too.
@@esperagocaptain crunch more like poop crap dummy head crunch
What happened to the Trix rabbit though?
@@gaminggoof1542unlike captain crunch, he was eviscerated in such a gruesome way it couldnt be shown on camera. he showed weakness and thus he paid the ultimate price
@@Wulfjager lol. I thought he was gonna show up at the end having escaped.
It took me 35 minutes to fucking realize it was serial killers killing cereal, jesus christ.
Edit; 8k thumbs up allows me to sleep at night knowing I'm not the dumbest human on planet earth. Thank you all.
Tbf his whole intro was an exaggerated "cereal killer" pun💀
fuckin how
username tracks
@@Pekoe.i only got it because i was so confused as to why they were there haha but i wouldn’t be surprised if it took me longer
My dad when he worked for General Mills was given a painting of all the General Mills cereal mascots being lined up for an execution via firing squad. The piece was called “Cereal Killers”
The cereal mascot’s blood being milk was a nice touch.
That wasn't milk
Oh, that's why it was white. I thought he just did that for monetization, gotcha.
@@TheTravelingDemon Well that's another valid reason ngl 👍
This being the top comment (which is shared on mobile right under the profile) spoiled the surprise, but yeah, that is a nice touch
But then the blood of the serial killers at the end was also white lol
We just not gonna talk about how the Trix rabbit just wasn't there when he lost the round? Like his seat was empty, is he sneaking around the studio waiting to strike hunter for revenge?
No he already got killed previously
@@GooberGarrybut where’s his corpse?
I think Hunter just had a heart cause I was kinda feeling legit dread seeing the Trix rabbit like that and knowing no way in hell Hunter will like Trix.
Dennis Rader is still alive and incarcerated at El Dorado. Met a guy recently who was a C.O. there and when he would take Rader out for his designated shower time he would just stare at the officer through the little door window. What’s more chilling is the fact that in the early 70’s my grandmas house was broken into and police confirmed it to be the BTK. Luckily for my grandma (and my literal existance) she wasn’t home, however very specific items were stolen during the break in. In order to distance themselves from BTK, my grandparents moved to Park City. Not knowing that they had moved in mere blocks away from Raders home. My grandma to this day will still talk about how Rader (an animal control officer at the time) would always walk past their house, telling my grandma that one of these days he would have her dogs taken away or euthanized if they didn’t stop barking at him. Luckily nothing came of it. Still wild to think about how my literal existence would’ve been altered if he had gotten to my grandma. May he rot in hell.
Came to comment that he was still alive 😂 funny story I actually attended the same college he did
damn wtf Jeff im glad yr here 😭 that's insane
dangerous way of thinking, anyone can alter your existence simply by turning their steering wheel 30 degrees
I must be slow but if the BTK is dennis rader, how did she move away from BTK only to move next to Dennis rader in park city if they’re the same person?
Its also said Dennis Rader has a micropenis and it may be a source of his psychosis.
The animated bits being added in to the life action videos lately has been my absolute favorite thing every time
The fact hunter just kept eating nuts and bolts for 40 minutes was kinda weird, but im here for it!
I love this video format! It's so creatively funny and unique!
his names papa meat to you buddy
The fact hunter is doing TV content is amazing ☺️☺️☺️❤️
@CharlieRuyung Making fun of bots by repeatedly posting the same comment and being equally as annoying?
Fantano comment type shit 😂
3:18 Capn Crunch is a pirate, and the cereal is supposed to look like gold dubloons and gems like you'd find in a pirates chest.
holy shir youre right theyre gems ...
He was a pirate, but now he’s a navy man
Papa didn't tell me to come on in, and sit on down in this one so I had to watch the whole thing standing outside of my house
DAMN
Dude I'm fucking dead 😂
Damn dude that sucks
I made this like, word for word comment on an older video where he didnt say it lmao
😂😂❤
As someone who’s unfortunately stuck here in Wichita Kansas, BTK ain’t dead. He’s rotting away in solitary confinement in El Dorado Prison
We aren't unfortunate brother. Wichita rules.
At least he's probably getting the shit kicked out of him in prison.
@@dalgusmaximus4557Think you misunderstood the whole “solitary confinement” part
oh good. i was so worried.
@@WaterVolt1917 yeah I had no idea how I missed that part. The comment was barely 2 sentences long. 😂
No Reese’s Puffs is criminal
or fruity pebbles
Honey comb
Probably because the only mascot they had was that black kid. And animating a cereal killer doing… haha whew. Yeah, it was intentional.
for real, that could've been top, what about cinnamon toast crunch?
Or Golden Grahams
3:33 "I am a skim milk kinda man" with the doubtful dog face overlay KILLED me
omg i loved it
Cap’n Crunch alone and weeping surrounded by the corpses of his peers at the end was so horrifyingly tragic and hilarious at the same time. The storylines and animation in these style videos are so good!
Thanks Papa Meat and crew for making such a fun video and for donating to your local food bank!
no fruity pebbles, no Reece's puffs... absolutely criminal
And no Oreo-Os
missing out on honey comb too. im honestly surprised cocoa pebbles made it up so high. I hate the cardboard like texture once they get soggy.
Yes honey comb and krave missing is major L I demand a rematch krave would win
No mascot ... criminal
@thed.m.a.c4604 so just because of the video gimmick, some actually good cereals missed out
Incase anyone wants to know the time where the executioners kill the cereal characters here it is
1st: 8:53
2nd: 13:11
3rd: 22:44
4th: 26:39
5th: 30:58
Final results place
5th place: 34:39
4th place: 34:58
3rd place: 35:41
2nd place: 36:43
Winner!: 37:30
here is the trix rabbit? they just didn't animate him?
Thats what i thought@@dwarft_eXtreme
@@dwarft_eXtremehe got annihilated
im just here to watch the mascots die. thanks!!
“Gotta go with my boi Tony” *Dahmer aggressively injects Tony with zombie serum*
Dude as a fellow animator it really does blow my mind the amount of work you do to crank these quality videos out consistently. Mad props.
Tbf a lot of them are pre recorded
He hires other people. Almost all his animations aren’t really by him. He just does the main frames and storyboard. They do the rest.
@@gimpscam9976 I figured but still it’s impressive
Honorable Mentions, Kit Kat cereal, Reeces Puffs, Fruity Pepples, Oreo-O's, Wendy's Shake cereal and Corn Pops. F**k u Nick!!
@@gimpscam9976he’s shown himself animating lmao. Yes he has animators but he also does a lot of his own shit
The lighting in this video is immaculate, feels like a nice morning before school and papa meats our dad giving us breakfast before sending us off
The worst part about the intro to the final round (31:20) is the mascots' facial expressions: only Fred and the Bee seem to know what's in store, Tony and Barney have nothing going on upstairs, Waffle Boy is just excited to see new people, and meanwhile Cap'n Crunch is fantasizing about going balls deep in that Bee-hind...
The Apple Jacks commercial always disturbed me as a kid, because the Cinammon was like, rushing to commit suicide in order to enhance somebodies cereal, and the Apple was always trying to save him/beat him to it.
These "Ranking every X" vids are basically "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" if it was recorded by a bunch of hobos on a bad acid trip
I love x vids.
@@TheNotSoRealJeff2fr
The biggest problem with Frosted Flakes is the fact that if you don't eat them all within 3 minutes of the milk hitting them they turn into disgusting soggy pieces of toilet paper.
3 minutes??? Your cereal definitely gives you more time my experience is more like a minute if I’m lucky LOL
30 seconds, dude. its insane. 😅
I love both crispy and soggy Frosted Flakes, just all around perfection
So true
That’s why you gotta use less milk and drizzle it all over it’s fire when they are still a little hard
14:22 I like how every mascot looks creepy except poor trix
When Gacy smacked the Golden Crisps Bear with the hammer my heart broke.
No one is talking about the Sugar Bear Game Grumps reference and it’s killing me.
I genuinely think I enjoy his longer videos of any content over his animations. I love having him as background noise AND watching him.
Same, he's so great for chores or obnoxiously long car rides lmao
@@avashaw4006 so what you're saying is he's only entertaining when you're literally bored out of your mind with actually no other options?
wow, sign me up?
personally I think he's just emulation JonTron with a potty mouth and worse special effects 🤷🏻♀️
I mean he's now covering LITERALLY the same sh** as JonTron lol .
can't make it up.
can't wait for bootleg consoles and takeshis challenge
@@TemmiePlays jontrons said worse, he has a higher budget and more connections and what content? hes done food tier lists which is something everyone has done Jontron was also following that trend when he did his he did not pioneer them, SCPs something Jon has not covered, a few degenerates on the internet something Jon has not covered, if you mean the movie review format then sure thats fair but you're blatently ignoring 80% of the rest of his uploads.
@@TemmiePlays Then why tf are you here?? Just to be negative about everything?
I absolutely love how you integrate your animations into your vids. It puts a bizarre twist that no one else does.
20:28 watch in a few months the boxes are going to have Lucky’s eye moved slightly to the left.
But seriously that’s such a massive improvement and I hate that I will never unsee dirty they did his eyes
How do you even come up with these scenarios dude? The art/animation, the story, the acting is on point. 10/10.
I know why doesn’t he have an adult swim show like check it out or Eric Andre😭😭😭
Serial killers killing cereal? Wtf do you mean "how"
Sir I have to say this might your magnum opus. The sitcom opening, the interactions you have with your art, the Art’s storyline, your personality during the ranking sections. It was perfect. This is gives me the same vibes as classic AVGN. An awesome display of your talent.
I don’t like how much I agree with you on the AVGN thing
His taste is pretty damn good too. Totino's pizza and Crunchberries both ranked #1, exactly where I would have them too.
Gotta say Hunter, you're a wizard. I usually hated the Trix rabbit as a kid because I always thought he was annoying, yet here I am looking at his teary-eyed dismay and feeling awful sorry for the poor bastard.
I actually wondered what happened to him because he wasn’t even on the chair
He escaped! I was so relieved!
...Hunter is dead to me for killing Chip the Wolf
@SnowpawShaw he didn't escape. He just got killed and put away before the round was even over
Trix yogurt is the real goat they should bring that back and cancel the cereal
Problem is trix are for kids, you cant taste the full flavour.
No one else puts this much work into food Tier list videos like papameat
he’s a good Big Boy
he should do a crossover with brutalmoose
At this point, Papa Meat could produce his own sit-com show and i'd sell both hands to be an audience member to that live taping.
sell ur feet instead they’ll go for more
He would be the best horror/ fun show host. He deserves a true show
How would you applaud
Probably by slapping his stumps together like a seal @tmillz120
he needs an adult swim show it would be PERFECT on that channel honestly his humor and animation style i was convinced he was an animator or something for them still convinced he actually is
Came for the cereal ranking, stayed for the cereal killing
12:29 "oh YEP THERE YA GO YEP OH YEAH... YEAH"
It took me till 18:05 to pick on the fact that the everyone taking out the mascots were CEREAL killers. I may be an idiot but you sir are an intelligent lad.
Considering I didn't realize it until 14:18, I'm right there with ya, bro. RIP: Us
29:15 when I was a kid, Cookie Crisp had two mascots. A wolf and a guy. They were actually burglars and there was a cop who chased them in the commercials.
Yup! I was like where are the burglars?!
It was a burglar and a small lil dog when I was a kiddo.
You aint even old then, it was originally a little dog
@@ESP-Collectibles weird flex but cool story
@@benjaminamouroux8395 o.p. Is acting old 1st, so its cool to chime in 👍
the "shit on a bunch of frozen meals" to "get sponsored by factor" pipeline is 2 feet long
38:39 captain crunch has obtained ptsd
I love it when Hunter puts himself through torture by food. It's like a car crash; you just can't look away.
...You think eating cereal for money is torture?
@@AlpacaButts Considering how much sugar is in those things? Yes. I got kinda sick just watching this video.
Who the fuck is Hunter?
“Hunter”
@Lovemeew48
Hard Jack Off P●●●●!!
This was a very nice idea for a video, i watched the entire thing, barely strayed away, even gave me the motivation to clean my room (been putting it off a few weeks)
Please keep building on the “Fucked up Blues Clues/Mr Rodgers neighborhood ” vibe like in the beginning, this is a hit
I love how at least one mascot in each round looks normal and the others are in that classic papa meat style
Trix cereal just looks like aquarium rocks... Also fun fact, you can buy a huge bag of just the marshmallows from the lucky charms
When is ranking every meat, Papa MEAT
If penguin meat is not on the table it’s a waste of time.
Gotta do a collab with Babish, since he already did the every meat burrito.
@@dyslexicboogaloo bro what lmaooo
Yeah I can't wait to see what he thinks of human
There is only one meat.
“I don’t know I almost want the lucky charms without the marshmallows” you crazy bastard. No one has ever said that in their life
I sort of get it? The issue is that the marshmallows have a weird half-crunch to them and I don't like how it feels in my mouth. I like the marshmallows soggy cause it fixes that texture issue, but then the cereal bits are also soggy which I don't want.
Basically they need to make the marshmallows softer
The marshmallows are literal fucking chalk
@@garrenbrooks4778 well, they're more like literally sugar, but when not soggy it may as well be like eating chalk when it comes to the texture, I agree! I've always struggled to describe the texture, and you got it right! The texture when not soggy is like biting into chalk indeed
@@SpecialInterestShow They seem freeze-dried to me.
@@Tax_Collector01 yeah I believe so. If you ever go to an Amish store, they actually have the "charms" and they call them freeze-dried marshmallows, I believe!
1 Wooden cereal bowls is 🤌👌 peak aesthetics
2 Heavens Gate shirt goes hard af and I want one.
3 Zodiac Killer was always the scariest to me and even though this is a caricature of him you still managed to capture that unsettling Michael Meyers esc brutal creepiness about him.
-esque*
Dude, your videos are awesome. They’re somewhat short and digestible compared to other ranking videos with that are sometimes around 2-3hrs You’re awesome dude continue doing what you do.
the production of this video is unbelievable. the way you incorporate your art and ideas into the video to not juts make it a boring tier list video is chefs kiss
Jesus Christ Hunter, the twist of having the "cereal" killers murder the cereal mascots is the most Papa Meat way of doing a ranking video ever... Terrifyingly Genius!
honestly...it took me like 18 minutes to realize the pun
It's "serial" killer. The "serial" killers are "cereal" killers in this video.
@@dangerxbadger2300 congratulations, that's the point... Spelled it cereal because, you know, it's about rating cereal.
@@katsu1715if I didn’t say the words out loud when describing it to my boyfriend I would have died just accepting these as unrelated hunter things
The amount of comfort I feel from Papa Meat's videos is probably odd, but it's something about the house on top of the mountain in the middle of forest at night with the moon shining down, while he's in his living room or bedroom (both with their own kind of ambience), all paired with the video subject, whether it be a story or a ranking, along with the perfect 25-35 minute video length, while incorporating humor and his signature MeatCanyon style animations, it all comes together in a way that makes me just want to kick back, relax, escape reality for a little bit and enjoy the show!
wow i thought i was the only one that thought this way! i’ve found i come back to these kinds of videos recently as a weird sort of form of comfort and it works everytime. like you said, the way the humor, length and ever present bizarreness is displayed is just so good lol
The lighting in the microwave food video made the living room ambiance so 1am snack like 😭
If you were curious, captain crunch is based off of a flavor of rice with brown sugar and butter over it that the creator used to have at his grandparents house. It’s my favorite cereal and I also just eat the rice dish sometimes too :x thank you for the video!
Only youtuber to make me laugh out loud at a cereal ranking video. You are a truly fantastic content creator.
the Heavens Gate shirt is a nice touch
Was this before or after he learned what the shirt meant? 🤔😅
I have a very vivid memory ormf one of _someone_ realizing after the fact what the logo meant; their story being their mom/grandma got it because it said heaven
You're insane. How are you able to release such high quality content in such rapid succession? Love these ranking videos so much.
At least papa cleans his messes while recording, unlike most popular review channels. *cough*mythical morning *cough* lol Love binge watching these while my depression spiral spirals. makes me smile. Love the comedy and craftmanship of the episodes. so well done.
literally same
I love your cartoon creations so much, the voices, the animation. There's nothing else like it out there. I'm so happy you're incorporating them into your episodes
Maybe I’ve always been 70yrs old at heart, but shredded mini wheats are the best cereal ever. There’s a sweet spots where they’ve absorbed enough milk but are still crunchy, and it’s perfection 🤌🏻
Agreed
Papa Meat just needed to give them 30s to marinate
Fully agree. Not to mention the heavenly bottom of the bag bowl
I agree. I even liked grape nuts, but that was also one you had to let sit in the milk for a while. Unless your teeth were made of titanium or something.
Yes, this was my thought as he ate them immediately. They are not that great right out of the box or after they have been in milk for a long time.. BUT there is that window when it is the absolute best thing in the world.
Dear lord where do I begin? The amount of work it must have been drawing and animating all these characters. Having cereal killers in the episode. And at this point I wouldn't be surprised if the next episode has an actual opening musical number like in all those old sit coms and stuff.
12/10 this man keeps delivering.
15:05 THEY MASSACRED MY BOY CINNA-MON! THEY TURNED HIM INTO GENERIC CLIP ART!!!!!
Rawdogging a mouthful of Capt Crunch without milk then downing some OJ as a kid was a memory I thought I repressed...now I realize how much of a masochist I was....that shit hurt.
You shouldn’t be telling people that. It’s a violation of the Geneva Convention.
@@dyslexicboogalooYou mean checklist? Lmfao
I didnt endorse
But i definately condone the use of excessive force is neccissary
This is one of those times
I feel like the Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch hurt the worst in that regard
Literally just finished left/right game. What a ride. Pun somewhat intended.
Only about 45 minutes into the first video, after this one I'm going to watch all seven hours of the remaining content. I can't wait to waste the rest of my day! (I mean it)
Same dude, this here is a very different vibe ^^
@shreksmI
The best game is your wee wee covered in mayo
@Lovemeew48
Hard Hunters PEE Pee
what does this mean
Papa I live this new series of you doing things IRL & drawing in the characters, it really adds a unique vibe to the content! Your humor comes through better in these vs in your typical videos
If Reese’s Puffs were in the running it would’ve turned this ranking on its head.
REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS!!! EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP!
PEANUT BUTTA CHOCOLATE FLAVAAAAA
So I'm at my friend Paul's house, when his Dad says: "How bout Reese's for breakfast?!"
I say: "candy for breakfast?"
Paul says: "Where have you beeeeeen? Not candy- Reese's Peanutbutter Puffs, a real_crunchy_cereeeOL!!!"
- Papa meat ranks/rates every outshine popsicle flavor
- papa meat try’s vegan food
-papa meat ranks/rates fast foods best selling meals
- papa meat try’s meats
-papa meat rates Godzilla X Kong: the new empire
The game grumps reference at 7:00 felt like the ultimate validation of my thought process
i came to the comments looking for this. ty
YESSSS I had to do a double take to make sure what I heard was real lmao
THANK YOU
literally one of my favorite game grumps bits
“Can’t get enough of that sugar crisp, even if hundreds die”
I don’t like that he doesn’t take into account the milk you drink afterwards, that’s legit the best part of most cereals
This channel turning into a fucked up peewee's playhouse is something I'm 100% onboard with.
waffle crisp is my favorite and im glad you included it, I haven't finished the video yet but I'm noticing no fruity pebbles
Snub of the century. Fruity Pebbles are the GOAT imo.
omg are you and I the same person lol those are also my two favorites: Fruity Pebbles and Waffle Crisp!
“Built in Maple syrup” had me cackling
Fun fact. Froot loops are all the same flavor they just added color to make it look more fun and have a placebo effect making you think they're different
incorporating animation into reality and interacting with the characters is so creative and hilarious
have you not seen the videos he made months ago with the same thing lol?
@@seapackgaming4316 he could be new
Unironically my top favorite content creator right now. Love the work you're doing. I literally get so hyped when a new episode of anything you're in drops! This channel, CreepCast, stretch and fade.... bro's hilarious.
Oh god He’s never gonna stop.. he won’t stop until he’s eaten everything 😨
in his final video he’ll eat mukbangers
caseo
@@CaptLuserin what way
@@DictatorAllin both
You drew the Trix rabbit the most normal, I almost felt bad he lost
His take on Coco pebbles is so relatable, except in Australia it's Coco pops with a monkey as a mascot and the ball ones are just "black and gold" Coco balls. But for me Coco pops was my childhood in a bowl
In Uk it is also Coco Pops and also agree with your statement 👍🏻
I found it unbelievable that he ranked a basic cereal like Coco Pops over their fancy US sugar bomb cereals that they don't let us have here.
we have Nesquick bunny one, coco pops are some kind of exotic szuff you dont find everywhere
It took me 3 rounds to realize the "Cereal Killer" pun. Bravo
Same
I had to read the comments to make that connection. I was too entertained to notice
i cant believe you finished all of the boxes to give them all an equally fair shot
It’s criminal that king meat did not like cinnamon toast crunch, and even more criminal that he never even ate it before this.
cinnamon toast crunch tastes like cardboard after they changed the recipe or whatever a while ago
Leaves a nasty film on the roof of your mouth. B tier.
My brothers ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch all the time. It's flavorless cardboard with an avalanche of artificial cinnamon that sits in the bottom of the bowl after you pour milk over them. Absolutely abysmal cereal.
Very wholesome video as always Meat. Having serial killers killing cereal mascots is a genius idea for comedy.
I love that he still finds way to incorperate animation into his videos, meat canyon never truly died it just developed into something new
Hunter is one of the few people I would not only willingly watch sample cereals, but would even be excited to see him do so
Hey brother I know this is super old video from 6 months ago but I really needed this content the depression has been hitting hard lately and let me tell you your videos are definitely helping you're the fucking best bro
20:40 Papa Meat's eye for animation and cartoon is insane; as soon as the eye was moved it was improved 1000%
Edit: Was hoping for a Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer face reveal at the end there
Mixing different cereals together is a pro gamer move.
imagine what it would taste like if you mixed cinnamon toast crunch, resses puffs fruity pebbles would taste like... probably atrocious
Papa you’re 10 seconds away from going into cardiac arrest 😭😭
(Cuz everyone is busting balls I spelled the wrong one 💀)
you’re* 🤓☝️
Who are the
He honestly is tho
@@UrLastSurprise mvp
Papas hungry 😊
I live where Captain crunch is made. When the factory makes crunch berries, the whole city smells amazing.
The fact that it took Papa Meat this long to animate a bunch of serial killers together is astounding
I remember when I was like 5, Trix was in the shapes of the fruits and then at some point they switched to balls and everyone tried to gaslight me into believing they were never fruit shaped. Now, I have never felt more validated.
Edit: I feel utterly betrayed by hunters reaction to Trix. Justice for the fruit shaped cereal!!!!
Mid
Seriously it's crazy that people forgot that.
Crunch Berries: S tier
Peanut butter crunch: SSS tier
37:46 I didn’t expect the schlatt clip
29:18 the Cookie Crisp wolf mascot was originally a dog. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch mascot was originally an old baker
I completely forgot about that, I remember seeing the old baker with the blue shirt on the box with the red and purple text, that's wild. Those cinnamon toast crunch gremlins have incinerated our retinas
And the burgler, and the wizard
They should bring back the dog. The wolf is fine but the dog had more personality
@@dylanoswald9750It's a wolf? I thought it was a coyote.
Wendel.
The bakers name was Wendel
i think he animated Trix Rabbit getting massacred in such a horrible way that he decided against putting it in... understandable.
Bonus round: the best leftover cereal milk
We are this close to getting a Papa Meat Mukbang
He did one with Nikocado
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Hunter’s ability to imitate babies and toddlers so accurately is so horrifying and so impressive