Dang it! I have been using DJ! But after realizing it does no damage, I have decided to use paintballer since it ACTUALLY does damge, can't believe i fell for these lies saying DJ was good, I demand a refund on dj NOWWWW.
@@Entridaman1235dude I got a farm tower and it only gave me money! After I realized it dose no damage I brought pyromancer because it dose real damage, I want a refund for farm NOWWW!1!1!1!1
Minigunner: Hey! John! MiniGunner is The Best Tower in The Game! John: Mini-Gunner? Also John: More like... Weenie Sucker. *LE MINIGUNNER TRANSFORMATION INTO A MANY MINI GUNS*
I've never played tf2 but it does sound very annoying Like if I did play i would be a medic main and if a scout took a health kit while they were 123 and I was at 5 and on fire I would just throw my computer on the ground
@@GermanicMapping123 Scout (green) is op now and accelerator do warm lazer and do 0.000000001 damge and freezer does 262627272736635253527278282828191919919101091828282727272626266226728282 damge
Pyromancer? More like Seriously, this tower is super trash, it’s only useful for Winter event. Even though it’s useful or winter event, it quickly dies off later in the rounds. It’s golden skin is the second to worst golden skin just above golden soldier, the only people using Pyro are noobs and people who strategize on winter event.
"Hey John, I think Neon Rave DJ is the best support tower!" Neon Rave DJ? More like, He No Rave DJ *INTENSE BASS BOOSTED AND DISTORTED CRAB RAVE MUSIC*
@dinodado the accelerator i can’t last long enough to even get to railgun tank being preoccupied with ace spam to deal with balloons and than some other stuff
Happened to me when I was playing in a quad with 3 DUMB DUMB STUPID IDIOT DUMB DUMB NO BRAIN CELL IDIOTS when I tried to place mini but couldn't at all so at wave 40 I sold EVERY tower I had and we died I don't have any regrets because they should've deleted the scout but nope they didn't so I made them die out of pure evilness and rage and watched as they were probably like "DUDE WHY WHY IS THIS DUDE NOT DOING ANYTHING AAAASUWHSHRJXSJUDJEBDBSJSUJDEUSJDH"
Bruh even warden does a better job freezing/stunning then freezer And you. GET NERFED TO THE GROUND AND BE SENT TO GARBAGE WORLD AND NEVER BROUGHT UP AGAIN
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john be playing TDS without tower
Ah yes Defense simulator (DS)
Are you the one who voices the mini gunner one?
Hey guys it’s *God*
Daddy
Yes
0:54 my all time favorite voice of John.
Mine to
he has the best roast
Agreed
1:11: john spitting fax
1:54 2000 years later...
I read the whole thing
He now forgets the past
@@Noob-gb6px same
hi me but black background
*0:50* When you win fallen mode first time.
LOLLOOOOL
On badlands
I won fallen multiple times
@@Cincinnati-u3u
This is when you win fallen mode first time not to talk about how many times you won.
@@BarFreecs oh
This is what my life has led up too.
The Point It Lead Up To: *funny memes*
Chunky steve
Yes
If you think about it, it technically has.
Worth it
2:02 that voice is so smooth ngl
Edit:I never got this many likes before thanks!
Siren Turret
00:33
@@OfficialQueenieGaming sus
the man is right
87 isn't alot stfu
"Militant?"
"More like...."
"Milicant"
*proceeds to have seizure*
lol
Lolol
militant more like milicringe
Militant get retk
Fax
John: **Insults towers**
Towers: **Turns into abominated war machine creatures**
Pursuit:*snoot noises*
;-;
Turret: literally becomes trevor henderson's creature
@@rayyanreview turret becomes siren head lol
Milicant (jk he got better in recent update): Becomes Max level john tower and do monkey noises while 02 music is playing in background
Alternate roast of the Turret:
"Turret? more like Toilet"
FACTS
Turret? More like furret.
Turret? More like turdette
And the fact he became Turret Head is the funniest thing in the world
Turret? More like piglet
Therapist: "Turret Siren Head is not real, it can not hurt you."
Turret Siren Head: 2:09
Cursed neko dj at 0:50
me: 00:00:46
turret head
Yep
E
_"Damn, he really did TDS like that!"_
**angery mini-gunner noses**
John is insulting everyone to get them angry and self upgrade
*angry mini-gunner nostrils*
@@gangsterspongebobofficial6906 LOL
🗿🗿
0:07 LMAO I COULD NOT STOP AT THIS
0:20 me when i first won fallen mode
@Gaz me hwme whenmee whenwhenwemme
0:20 the kids at the school table when somebody roasts you
When I defeated grave digger solo
0:20 me when my mom puts very hot water on my back
same tho
“weenie sucker”
That dropped me dead in my tracks
kinda sus
Fr
true when did u start playing roblox jotaro
your profile picture made me traumatized
@Fallen King weenie sucker can beat any boss
0:09 Oh good that minigunner has more mini guns. Its now officially the best tower!
That mini gunner: *mini gun start sound is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
yeh lol
He shooting weiners
@@aang4366 but not those weiners
Accelerator: :(
0:11 The real war machine
0:51 The real party
1:01 Piggy nose plane
1:56 The frozen
2:09 The turret head
0:20 me when the frost spirit is on 3k hp
1:56 when his minions killed us
Oooof
0:20 R.I.P Headset
Frost spirit doesn't spawn minion
@@mhhaidarPlayz well remember those frost invaders they spawn before The frost spirit
@@mhhaidarPlayz and i beat it already so lets go
0:50 accurate description of my dreams
Omg
I think your brain is fried every little bit every time you sleep
No lie, this is every single oofing party I have been to lOl
"All dreams have a meaning"
Lol
0:55 john could've made Pursuit? More like.... Fursuit!!
bruh..
Fellow furry man
*bonk*
Go to furry jail
pursuit? more like... pigsuit
Just no
I like how John explains so much of why freezer is the most hated tower. It doesn’t do damage.
edit: now it does damage due to its rework
Dang it! I have been using DJ! But after realizing it does no damage, I have decided to use paintballer since it ACTUALLY does damge, can't believe i fell for these lies saying DJ was good, I demand a refund on dj NOWWWW.
@@Entridaman1235dude I got a farm tower and it only gave me money! After I realized it dose no damage I brought pyromancer because it dose real damage, I want a refund for farm NOWWW!1!1!1!1
0:33 when the maid commander is sus
Sledger happy
Sussy baka
@@t-wotbIndonesia yes
S U S
Fax
0:37
“Neko DJ is my favorite tower! I really love her!”
“her”
“h e r”
oh hell no
In battle cats universe, yes.
In TDS universe, no.
H E R
@@drsamudark6997 h e
It’s a woman
The last one actually stared into my soul.
Turret head
Looks op to me
It had the same dps of the accel
If its max
@@stronimic3342 no siren turret
0_0
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
finally, john not being a simp to the characters in the game for once
Moment Doom john soul come back
1:56 Also me when I won hardcore with two people with accelerator when void reaver was so close to the base
Well this is me when i win frost event 0:20
@@Adam_dem funni
@@Adam_dem saem
worth my time
@@Adam_dem Frost event the easiest, proofs: look at badges
@@coolbaldi9394 but i spent like 3 month for it :(
“Freezer? More like...”
Imagine how long he spent writing that essay.
Sneezer
@@LexcylYTthats what i was thinking
@@rupamukherjee7363 me too
Freezer is stupid 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
Geezer
i love how accelerator is one of the only towers that haven't been insulted, he is too good.
Accelerator more like, suckelerator
There a lot of tower dont get roast, new tower dont count
@@reactandgamerboos5171 ye but him specifically. is roasts are atleast very tame.
“I’m glad militant replaced the John tower.”
“John was so stupid.”
“Militant?
More like..
*milicant*”
*AGGRESSIVE MONKE NOISES*
“Hey Titanic Boy, I love the John tower.”
“John?”
More like…
“Gone”
*gorilla noises*
@@titanicboy2722 good one
tbh John is my fav tower
I think we know where this is going so let’s just skip to the end.
*nuke*
@@titanicboy2722 oh hell I actually laughed to this take my like
"Hey jonh i like the pyromancer"
"Pyromancer? More like pyrocancer"
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love that one
Pyrocancer: 5 flamethrowers 99999 feet tall big mask
Hey john like to used cowboy is the best cowboy more like yawnboy
Sometimes the freaking tired from the day you spell like when I’m playing on phone mode we survived because the freezer is bringing them to the track
Golden pyro
Minigunner: Hey! John! MiniGunner is The Best Tower in The Game!
John: Mini-Gunner?
Also John: More like... Weenie Sucker.
*LE MINIGUNNER TRANSFORMATION INTO A MANY MINI GUNS*
"Hey John, i like the scout tower"
"Scout? More like, Scunt"
tf2 jokes
Why did this make me laugh
they keep stealing my medkits when im the only medic on the team
I've never played tf2 but it does sound very annoying
Like if I did play i would be a medic main and if a scout took a health kit while they were 123 and I was at 5 and on fire I would just throw my computer on the ground
@@dumbchannel1430 how often you can encounter a scunt in any game mode in tf2
Somebody: Accelerator is the really the best tower!
John: Accelerator? More like DECELERATOR
*cursed image of accelerator here*
Accelerator turns into a death microwave
@@GermanicMapping123 Scout (green) is op now and accelerator do warm lazer and do 0.000000001 damge and freezer does 262627272736635253527278282828191919919101091828282727272626266226728282 damge
@@NH-dg5lc 👌
This is my most commented and liked comment
0:51 this would be a good dj skin
0:03 I do agree with you tank fish but not actually the best its for me its s tier cuz its great against normal bosses and hiddens
“Hey john I like pursuit”
“Pursuit more like fur-suit”
*Dies in lag*
lol
True
Cuz spamming level max persuit makes ur game crash
@@qxr221 i use a phone but never crashed
@@user-my9dp4cg3x i use a High Ram PC but crashes
"Hey John Roblox, i really love Pyromanncer, it's Defense Melting is so useful !
Pyromanncer ? More Like...
*Pyrocancer* "
If John said that he’s gonna get cancelled on Twitter lmao
@Dr Bright By cancer here i mean Pyromanncer has a cancer and can't fight anymore :troll:
*_MPHHH MMPHHHHH_*
Pyromancer? More like Seriously, this tower is super trash, it’s only useful for Winter event. Even though it’s useful or winter event, it quickly dies off later in the rounds. It’s golden skin is the second to worst golden skin just above golden soldier, the only people using Pyro are noobs and people who strategize on winter event.
@@mere2508 Remeber Giant Boss and Slow Boss ? yea, that's when Pyromanncer shine
"John, I like to use Ranger, its the best tower!"
Ranger? more like Rager.
Or Rage Quitter
@@bugracelik755 nah
@@nottuu ok
"Hey John, I think Neon Rave DJ is the best support tower!"
Neon Rave DJ? More like, He No Rave DJ
*INTENSE BASS BOOSTED AND DISTORTED CRAB RAVE MUSIC*
**screaming intensifies**
Pursuit? more like FURSUI-
"Hey John, Sledger is the best tower"
"Sledger? More like Slugger"
*Sledger becomes a TF2 Scout with a sand man*
"Hey John, i like using Ranger"
"Insert something here"
@@smolsunnyinthesand1042 Ranger More Like Raner
@@arthurfordgaming
*Turns into something*
Slugger sledger might be one of the GREATS to use the skin on sledger
Here’s a custom one
“Hey John, I appreciate Mili base early game, and railgun tank is nice as well”
Rail gun tank? More like rail gone tank
Can we pls talk about how op mili base is amazing no matter what
Even late game
It can solo fallen
@@ok_but_why_bruh7145 Sinse when...?
@@iva7776 there is a start to do it but u need another person
@@AFrozen-Rv Ok.
@dinodado the accelerator i can’t last long enough to even get to railgun tank being preoccupied with ace spam to deal with balloons and than some other stuff
0:36 " Neko DJ is my favorite *tower* "
Bruh i see you everywhere
@@kail.s8259 lol
It's a SKIN
@@personfromtds7324 ikr
"Hey John! Sniper is the best tower in the game"
John: sniper? more like *S.N.I.P.E.R.*
S - sitting
N - not
I - In
P - player's
E - equipped
R - row
Sniper monke
Sniper monke
Sniper monke
Sniper gaming
Sniper? More like diaper
freezer, more like:
*proceeds to write a whole damn collage resume*
That's basiclly my teacher asking me to read the lecture
u really roasted freezer lol
Hey john, Farm is literallythe best tower in history.
Farm? more like fart
LOL
"Hey john, I like to use the demo-man tower, because I am good."
"Demo-man. More like demote-hand."
-JOHN ROBLOX. 2021-
0:50
I request a 1 hour version
"hey john i like to use the paintballer"
"paintballer more like painballer"
Thats better Lol
It will end up like freezer xd
Painroller?
True
And sounds pretty decent
Hey John, accelerator the so good... ACCELERATOR MORE LIKE..ACENDERATOR
Hey John, i like using ranger
@Crumbled Cookie 51506
Ranger? More like anger
hey john, i like to use the ace pilot tower
@JUSTCHEESE CHEESEROBLOX I Love Using The TIKY TOWER
accumulator
Scout: hello john roblox john roblox tower is not good john roblox: scout more like socut
0:07 me when john roasts my favorite tower
What did you do when he roasted it?
"Hey! John! Minigunner is the best tower in the game."
John: Minigunner, more like weenie sucker
*Bro I am dead inside man*
man thats my fav tower
just bcz he has the admin towers and admin cmds dosent mean ur another human person being
cringe joke
Same I’m glad there is no ranger
@@varietybacon So True
@@sharpiesnake7312 especially accelerator
Rip outlaw man it was so good and then N E R F
Just waiting until someone says "I like to use the John tower"🤣
2:16 John was never seen again...
0:42 Omg so true, spended money on her but couldnt get it.
0:20 made me laugh so hard
I like when he makes like ARGH ARGHHHHHHH Sounds and stuff like that
"Hey John i use sniper cuz it has long range"
John: "Sniper? More like piece of garbage"
John Tower:
Hey John, I wish I still existed.
John Tower? More like
Gone Tower.
Yawn tower
I remember him making something like this. It is so good
Pursuit?
More like, fursuit.
Medic?
More like, Fed ex.
1:08 litterally everyone trying to explain why someone should sell scout
Happened to me when I was playing in a quad with 3 DUMB DUMB STUPID IDIOT DUMB DUMB NO BRAIN CELL IDIOTS when I tried to place mini but couldn't at all so at wave 40 I sold EVERY tower I had and we died I don't have any regrets because they should've deleted the scout but nope they didn't so I made them die out of pure evilness and rage and watched as they were probably like "DUDE WHY WHY IS THIS DUDE NOT DOING ANYTHING AAAASUWHSHRJXSJUDJEBDBSJSUJDEUSJDH"
1:11 John speaking facts about freezer
Sadly it is true
@@French_Polynesia RIP freezer ability
*Video Summarized:* John roasting TDS and it's towers for fun.
0:50 when you beat all modes solo in tds:
John wasn't good in terms of damage, but it is a support powerhouse through the ability.
Yeah but now it's nothing. Milicant is a mere fraction of what is was before
Minigunner: becomes more op after roast
He has 10000 miniguns instead of a 1 double minigun
True
everyone became op after roast
@@daviio Except for militant
@@ALRushintaco yes, it became John
John roblox: militant more like milicant
Militant: *turns into star wars*
Also militant: *gorilla sounds*
"Hey John, I like to use the Ranger, it's so OP!"
Ranger? More like Stranger Danger!
who the stranger :O
@@kingarthurstopmotion3589 your mom
@@khrystynaposiko4028 no it’s ur mom
@MUHAMMAD HAZIQ IRFAN BIN SOFWAN Moe outlaw? more like inlaw
@Just Another Idiot Sandwich more like ur mom
0:01
molten: haha spam go brrrrr
Hey john, im a minigunner fan!
John: minigunner? more like minicopper
Minigunner: **turns to copper**
0:20 me when i almost win fallen for my first time but i lose
Same
Relatable
Same
Ouch that hurts
0:55 normal boss in fallen and 1:11 a college essay
“Hey John, slasher is my favorite tower”
“Slasher? More like, trasher”
"Hey John, Hammer Down is best tower ever!"
John: "Hammer Down? More like... Hammer MISSING!"
2:11 This is what Molten Boss sees when you max these guys and chain COA
me when i make it to the last wave in hardcore 0:20
me when i die to a lead boss 0:08
0:26 fav tower best in - game
You better not be a simp
Yeah dont make us bring sledger here
god, man i remember this moments when everyone where doing them. its so unreal the past
The turret tower should be the "toilet tower"
John tower more like roast yourself john roblox cause it is your tower
Kool
Turder
Now it’s MILICAN
brings back memories
Freezer tower: **Exists**
John: No, 30 min long argument
John: *gets a banana*
Also John: *happy gorilla noises*
"Hey I like to use ranger it's easily the best tower"
"Ranger more like rager
Among us more like
AMOGUS
1:04 that's me
I think when the towers are roasted, it’s like they are at there max level in a future update
guess im gonna have to add this video to my “hey john” playlist
"Militant?"
"More like"
"MiIicant"
**Proceeds to have a mental breakdown**
1:06 i only the freezer tower to slow down enemies in tds
Bruh even warden does a better job freezing/stunning then freezer And you. GET NERFED TO THE GROUND AND BE SENT TO GARBAGE WORLD AND NEVER BROUGHT UP AGAIN
1:04 yes
0:13 U HAS UGPAREDD IMIN GNUENR OT HUCM
0:20 I CANT STOP LAUGHING ON HERE WHAT WAS THAT SOUND LOLOLOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even the neko dj fan thought neko was really a 'she' 😭😭
i revived this a year later
ego buddy here: www.roblox.com/catalog/6238488175/GDILIVES-Shoulder-Pal
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discord.gg/tC9vh9u
Wooo thanks
E
Hey john we missed your monke noises in tds..
0:20 me when i won the frost invasion event
same
True
Then you realize it is the easiest event
@JustJames Simmons Well i say it the easiest because more than 500K+ ppl made it
I did it first try only because my team had accel and pursuit
Person who likes using turret and got roasted : I SHALL FIND YOU
John : *uses real tank
Molten boss: Hey john im the molten boss i am the biggest enemie
john: molten boss more like milkten boss
Freezer had a long excuse
1:56
you unboxed...
Frost Pyromancer!