this game is literally my childhood, i played this game for hours early in the morning when everyone else was asleep. i'm so happy that people still play it!
5:55 That video is unlocked by having WarioWare: Twisted! inserted in the Game Boy Advance slot of the Nintendo DS at one point. You must of got it with your old DS. Thing is, it's not possible to get it with modern DS systems as they don't have a GBA Slot. Same goes for those who download it on their 3DS.
It also can't be unlocked if you have an European version of touched, even if you imported a copy of twisted. Since twisted never came out in the EU but so nearly did, the European version of touched still looks for an European twisted to be inserted in the GBA port, but no such thing exists.
Ashley has tons of Badge Arcade badges on 3DS, two songs in Smash and an assist trophy and various merchandise. Shes obviously the only reason people care about Warioware in japan.
In WarioWare Gold, one of the phone lines ("CAFE") acknowledges the large amount of merchandising involving Ashley, as the café worker states that they put an Ashley doll on display, and more customers visited than usual, and the worker suggests that the caller could bring any Ashley-related objects to the café.
"Nintendo's got some fuckin weird developers" Oh. You don't know the half of it! These little gems are made by Nintendo R&D1; the same people who work on Rhythm Heaven, and are mostly responsible for the development of new hardware. Basically, everything from them is surreal experimental shit like this.
Warioware is a massive pile of both absolute fun and abstractly bizarre, like a game Salvidor Dali would make after having perfume sprayed into to his eyes to give him sweet dreams (which is an actual thing btw)
Gotta love how his Ashley bitching can apply to Waluigi as well, popularity and all. Just replace "I think her song was good" to "I thought his track from MKDS was good."
1:05:00 Yes I can Vinny, it's called playing Ashley's boss stage repeatedly, because it's long as fuck and the third stage is *near* impossible, to unlock the *FUCKING* whistle.
Who's that girl next door living in the haunted mansion? You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am Ashley! She calls the darkest spells and brews the meanest potions. You might be the ingredient, I think. Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor. You should be afraid of the great Ashley! She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair. Who has time for girly things like that? Eye of newt I cast a hex on you. Grandma's wig This will make you big. Kitten spit Soon, your pants won't fit. Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again... She can rule the world and still finish all her homework. Everyone knows that I'm the greatest: Ashley! You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you. I turned my teacher into a spoon. I'll equip to my spell book, and yes, it's true. I don't have as many friends as you. But I think you're nice, and maybe we could by buds. And if you say no, you're toast. Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? You'd better learn my name 'cause I am Ashley! Just remember this when you see her on the street: I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.
Seeing as this game came out 12 years ago, the question now is: how many mountains of r34 of Ashley is there in existence to date? On second thought, don't answer that.
The first WarioWare game I played, and like many, instantly fell in love with Ashley's design! Hope she gets into Smash Ultimate! Edit: *_Someday, it will happen..._*
i remember i had a score of like 608 on one of those bear stages at some point im actually not joking with that, the game keeps speeding up until it basiclly just sounds like a high pitched noise aswell btw
We always laughed with my friends about the name Mona. You see, we live in a region of italy called Veneto. In there we have a very complicated dialect and Mona means very stupid and careless person. We found it funny because we were 8
vinny, you can actually stream wario ware twisted using an android phone and an app to mirror your actual phone to your pc, there are working emulators using the gyro for it, it's how i actually played twisted. Just a hint
My Favorite Parts Of Random Microgames Wario: Wario Says Good Luck To Vinny Because He Failed Housewares, He Replies With Fuck You 9 Volt: 9V Says His Name After Succeeding In Duck Hunt, Vinny Imitates Him Ashley: Vinny Sings Foo Fighters In Fatapult, Ashley Thinks It's Pathetic Dr. Crygor: How Crygor Randomly Kept Saying "ABORTIONS" When You Fail A Microgame Pink Bear: Wario Says Bye Bye After Failing Shakedown Mike: So What Did You Do Today Guys, Did You Trumpet At All? BABABABABABA (MALFUNCTION) Wario Man: Wario Man Apologizes Randomly For Failing Dead Simon Says
>Says Twisted is his favorite
>Doesn't know Mona Pizza
Sure Vinny.
maybe it's been so long that he forgot?
Asi no es
Sometimes we blank out during trauma ✨
being an Ashley, hearing Vinny says my name is like dying and going to heaven praise jesusauce
...and then dying again by reading these comments amirite?
99MHz yes I reincarnate myself for each comment I come back to read. and then I die again
Where did Wario touch you?
On the grass.
In my heart
In my meme
The real question is "where did I touch Wario?"
And to answer that I'd say "mind your own business"
Better yet, what did Wario touch you with?
"And if you lose your thingy... well, then you're just stuck using your finger."
Man, the early 2000s was such a great time. So many good games came out, everything was new and exciting, it was a magical time.
I want to go back.
Box of Cox nice picture
I do too
And now?!?
nice nostalgia blinders
this game is literally my childhood, i played this game for hours early in the morning when everyone else was asleep. i'm so happy that people still play it!
I played this and smooth moves so much back then
Video starts
Vinny: "D'OH I MISSED!!!"
me: goddammit Vinny....
Classic wariojoke
He clearly didn't say "d'oh."
fucking homer simpson soundin ass
SO EIN MIST!!
OH I MISST! (with Wario voice)
1:05:02
Vinny: could you imagine playing the same minigame for hours.
9 year old me: *Plays one minigame for 4 hours straight*. Haha this is fun
Vitamin D is good for you
Warioware touched is seriously one of the best wario wares.
Lenny face
andros800 no diy is
every warioware game is the best warioware game
Even Snapped?
@@PuckmanBG even snapped. There is no such thing as a bad WarioWare game
5:55 That video is unlocked by having WarioWare: Twisted! inserted in the Game Boy Advance slot of the Nintendo DS at one point. You must of got it with your old DS.
Thing is, it's not possible to get it with modern DS systems as they don't have a GBA Slot. Same goes for those who download it on their 3DS.
I think you can get it too by completing all the levels in that bear elevator thing with 30 points.
It also can't be unlocked if you have an European version of touched, even if you imported a copy of twisted. Since twisted never came out in the EU but so nearly did, the European version of touched still looks for an European twisted to be inserted in the GBA port, but no such thing exists.
1:12:13 4 years later he finally did stream the Wii game
Ashley has tons of Badge Arcade badges on 3DS, two songs in Smash and an assist trophy and various merchandise. Shes obviously the only reason people care about Warioware in japan.
Those badges returned in Gold, where you can earn them from a minigame starring her! Fanservice at its finest!
Merchandise?! Like what?
In WarioWare Gold, one of the phone lines ("CAFE") acknowledges the large amount of merchandising involving Ashley, as the café worker states that they put an Ashley doll on display, and more customers visited than usual, and the worker suggests that the caller could bring any Ashley-related objects to the café.
She also has a Mario maker amiibo skin
22:20
Vinny: I know what you want,you want 9-Volt and 18-Volt.
*FANGIRL SCREAMS*
"Nintendo's got some fuckin weird developers"
Oh. You don't know the half of it! These little gems are made by Nintendo R&D1; the same people who work on Rhythm Heaven, and are mostly responsible for the development of new hardware. Basically, everything from them is surreal experimental shit like this.
Wow, Vinny copped a major tude at this game he supposedly liked.
Tastes can change.
57:40 Drive...Go Go- WHOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *crushed*
Does anyone remember where the odd Luigi was? I somehow missed it while watching the stream and everyone went batshit about it after he appeared.
Godlike. Thanks.
47:15
47:22
As someone who's only played WarioWare Gold, 18-Volt in this version is absolutely terrifying-
Every time I see this game's title, I cant helped but think it says: Warioware Touched Inappropriately.
Warioware: Shove it up yo' own ass game
that better be the new Switch Wario Ware
Since nobody else will say it
CLACKER VOLLEY
DOH
I MIESSSSSED
Did you fire? And did you have a popsicle after?
17:40 "I have banished all kids to hell!"
Warioware is a massive pile of both absolute fun and abstractly bizarre, like a game Salvidor Dali would make after having perfume sprayed into to his eyes to give him sweet dreams (which is an actual thing btw)
32:09 for the start of vinny's salt at ashley, which is how i feel looking at some of these comments on this video.
Gotta love how his Ashley bitching can apply to Waluigi as well, popularity and all. Just replace "I think her song was good" to "I thought his track from MKDS was good."
WarioWare: Touched me down there
Wow. You mean they made a _whole game_ based off that one stage from Smash Bros? And they used the Smash Wario design? Cool!
cholesterolGamer this was released in 2004
cholesterolGamer *WHOOSH*
DuckWithTopHat _but who was really whooshed that day?_
57:40 Vinny: _Drive._ _Go, Go,_ *_WAHHHHH_*
24:29 *DO THE MERCHIO TIME*
Kamijou ネ Kamijou achado com sucesso SHÜT
my room is infested with spiders right now.... im not kidding
"Teurn into a mad twot with a caepe. Fooking *mentul* ."
THE NOSTALGIA
This game took up so much of my childhood, it was amazing
SHE TURNED HER TEACHER INTO
A SPOON
I cant listen to mona pizza without remembering all the times i had my ass kicked on the warioware stage in ssbb
Just watching this gives me so much nostalgia.
My first WarioWare game ever
*vinny is best and you can’t say no to that*
22:55 9 Volt how many drugs did you take during that wait.
The Video Game Parrot fUck LoL
1:05:00 Yes I can Vinny, it's called playing Ashley's boss stage repeatedly, because it's long as fuck and the third stage is *near* impossible, to unlock the *FUCKING* whistle.
Wario ware neeeeeds to be on switch. It would be perfect with all of the switchs control methods.
Fuck that, I want Punch Out!! on the Switch.
your wish has come true over 4 years later
@@trunksrocks1 screw that,I want warioware lol
20:28 HAMON BEEETO!
15:11 When you realise what Vinny is trying to play
I swear I didn't know the things at 38:40 were cyborg apples when I was younger
Vinny blows for your amusement.
37:46 you're toast
26:35 Vinny: When is MarioWare gonna come out?
The game, almost immediately: *Shut it!*
As a kid, I had the hardest fucking time with Ashley's boss stage.
And Vinny beat it on his first try.
*WITH ONE HP.*
this? this right here was my absolute jam.
54:41 "Awww sheeeiit"
This one opened up so many new opportunities in terms of game play
13:25 Totally in Rhythm Heaven Fever and Rhythm Heaven Megamix
favrite wario gam
> you have to move your body
Holy shit, Vinny played the entirety of WarioWare: Twisted without realizing you can tilt your Gameboy.
the nostalgia is strong with this game
I remember this game giving me a headache all the time because of the fuckin' blowing minigames.
Any possibility of ever playing a wario land game someday? 4's pretty good
WarioWare Gold's amazing! Hope it sells well so we can have a Switch port of sorts/Warioware game on the Switch
He has played Wario Land 4 and really enjoyed it.
@@luckluster this aged well :)
this game is a hypercompressed nostalgia hydrogen bomb for me
Who's that girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am
Ashley!
She calls the darkest spells and brews the meanest potions.
You might be the ingredient, I think.
Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.
You should be afraid of the great
Ashley!
She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.
Who has time for girly things like that?
Eye of newt
I cast a hex on you.
Grandma's wig
This will make you big.
Kitten spit
Soon, your pants won't fit.
Pantalones giganticus!
Oh no, not again...
She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.
Everyone knows that I'm the greatest:
Ashley!
You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you.
I turned my teacher into a spoon.
I'll equip to my spell book, and yes, it's true.
I don't have as many friends as you.
But I think you're nice, and maybe we could by buds.
And if you say no, you're toast.
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name 'cause I am
Ashley!
Just remember this when you see her on the street:
I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.
wow I remember playing this when I was 8 it brought back memories
Seeing as this game came out 12 years ago, the question now is: how many mountains of r34 of Ashley is there in existence to date?
On second thought, don't answer that.
a lot
deadkole "unfortunately"
*rhetorical question*
isn't she like 12?
shes 18 in japan
I haven't played this game in like 10 years. It's so weird to see this again
tfw Twisted is the best one but you can't fucking play it ever again
Did yours just stop working after a while? Mine did.
Scratch-O I can still play it because I own the game on Wii U.
I was able to play the game just fine on an emulator on my phone.
Why can't you play it?
Live in the UK. Also bought it over here. Why don't you own it?
15:23-15:39 I LOVE your impression of Bob Dylan and Stinky Wizzleteats!
4:51 GOOD LUCK.
FUCK YOU!
57:40 rewatching and laughing so much
Fun fact: the song in 1:01:43 is from Erik Satie's Gnossienne No. 1
The first WarioWare game I played, and like many, instantly fell in love with Ashley's design! Hope she gets into Smash Ultimate!
Edit: *_Someday, it will happen..._*
This is like a very good normal wholesome comment
I wish people could make normal comments like this
With a title like "Warioware: Touched!" I was expecting something different.
StrangerWare: Bad touch!
Cool Vinny played another one of Ashley's games
20:29 anyone else ever smash their fingers with these things
Now all we need is for vinny to play his favorite warioware game twisted.
17:43 Ya just summoned her demon spirits!!
i remember i had a score of like 608 on one of those bear stages at some point
im actually not joking with that, the game keeps speeding up until it basiclly just sounds like a high pitched noise aswell btw
WarioWare: D.I.Y is the best one imo
I used to play this game so much when I was younger
We always laughed with my friends about the name Mona.
You see, we live in a region of italy called Veneto.
In there we have a very complicated dialect and Mona means very stupid and careless person. We found it funny because we were 8
25:13 cracked me up xD
57:39 I LOST IT xD
51:56 Dammit, Gonzalo!
Ahhh, my first WarioWare
So what did you do today guys, did you trumpet at all? BAA BAA BABAA BABAAA
vinny, you can actually stream wario ware twisted using an android phone and an app to mirror your actual phone to your pc, there are working emulators using the gyro for it, it's how i actually played twisted.
Just a hint
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warioware touched was one of my first ds games, and one of my first games in general
i will always hold it near and dear
ive beaten it twice recently
My Favorite Parts Of Random Microgames
Wario: Wario Says Good Luck To Vinny Because He Failed Housewares, He Replies With Fuck You
9 Volt: 9V Says His Name After Succeeding In Duck Hunt, Vinny Imitates Him
Ashley: Vinny Sings Foo Fighters In Fatapult, Ashley Thinks It's Pathetic
Dr. Crygor: How Crygor Randomly Kept Saying "ABORTIONS" When You Fail A Microgame
Pink Bear: Wario Says Bye Bye After Failing Shakedown
Mike: So What Did You Do Today Guys, Did You Trumpet At All? BABABABABABA (MALFUNCTION)
Wario Man: Wario Man Apologizes Randomly For Failing Dead Simon Says
I'd love to see you play Smooth Moves. it'd be amazing
Twisted is my favorite WarioWare game. I hope WarioWare goes back to its roots someday. And also, bring back Wario Land!!
fuck yeah this game rules
Hey, that chameleon...
It's rhythm heaven!
20:29 CRACKA VOLLEY!
I mean play it forward fastly
In the days before SPEEEN, Dr. Crygor presents nothing but SPEEEN
this was one of the first games I got for my ds back in the day. I loved it
This was probably the only good My Nintendo reward that wasn't a theme.
Yee Boi
This and Twisted were the Jams back in the day.
That WarioWare Inc GameCube game is worth like $300-400.
I predict that someone is going to make a smash 4 mod that has the bootleg Wario colors
Oshiii WarioWare Touched is part of my childhood.
Some people made it to 999 on a micro game within 9 minutes, (it’s impossible after that point).
vin can touch my warioware any time
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4:50
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did anyone notice the Night in the woods looking guys at the beginning???😕 0:00