The captions are here, once more! - *Intro music plays, distorted ( yet again. Ramen Furry loves distorting music )* - wew - *Enter Butler N.* Tessa's Dad (presumably): "And why is she gettin' em..?! Creerc..." - *Nonon-* - *nono-* - *N fails to do the cool glass tray flip thing.* - *SCRAMBLE AWAY.MP4* Tessa's Dad: "OI!! You FuFkin' RETA-" - *N walking peacefully. Runs into V.* V: *animu gasp o.o!* - *N is about to say something to V, when suddenly, J kicks N in the face.* V: "Move it!" - *Multiple times. Cue VShock.mp4.* J: "Hiiii, Tessaaa..." - *N gets completely shit on by V to the point he glitches reality itself for a brief moment.* V: "I was looking." - *Crash of thunder. V looked too hard.* - *Cut to N being traumatized af as he wakes up from his slumber. He falls.* N: "wHOHOOAHOHOHOH-" - *N looks at his weirdly symmetrical claws. His face then distorts and he makes a Luigi sound :3* Uzi: "N-!" - *Uzi is holding a rapidly dancing meme pug in her hands. She then looks to a mirror, immediately shattering it a second after.* V: "Thath-" Uzi: "This is probably you fault-!" V: "I've never seen before... Wanna find out...? =}" - *N enters.* N: "What'dja find?" V: *"O U T ? = }"* - *Cut to Uzi smacking N's hat on four times.* Uzi: "Did you know that was a hat?" - *NSmack5.mp4* N: "Ow-!" "I WAS THE PIE??? AWAH-!!" - *Uzi Smacks N around multiple more times.* - *Feral V hiss. Then bubble time :)* - *HIS- bubbles :)* - *..H- bubbles :)* - *ShockedUzi.mp4* N: _"hhOAAOAAOHH."_ - *bubbles. :))))))* N: "Speeps. Ow-" *finalsmack* Uzi: "Humans sent you without humans, and reformatted your soup. *V licks the bubble wand. ¬M¬* Uzi: "And reformatted my mom..." V: "OrrO--" Uzi: "Amom..." V: "OR the humans programmed us to solve innocent." *giggle.mp3* Uzi: *Grumble,* "Quit planning my murder." - *N is about to stab Uzi, but Uzi swats the knife away.* - *Let's not talk about what parts of V's face are where anymore* - *KHAN WALKS IN THE SCENE CHANGE-* Teacher Drone who's name I neglected to remember: "Mr. Doorman... Your daughter has been... AH... huh..." Khan: "Oa-" Teacher Drone: "Speaking, on her behaviour..." Khan: "Of course, of course! Precocious doors, takes after her old DoORs..." - *Flashback.* Teacher Drone: "Uzi, please shit normal." Uzi: *"BIBIBIBI-"* Teacher Drone: "Braden, ugh... Give Uzi back her sentience..." "Braden": *Sounds of teenage struggle.* "Ah st-.. I dumb." - *Back to current time.* Teacher Drone: "We think there might be something damaged with her programming. Hæ- Hæ- Hæ- Hæ-" Khan: *Pause.mp4* "SsusS. Meh-I-" Teacher Drone: "Mm. Mhm..." Random Worker Drone: "Mr. Doorman, Sir. There's been an-..." - *Khan throws the Uzi paper multiple times.* "... Incident." Uzi: "UGH, I'm SwewS-!! UGH, who that- U G H" N: "You good Uzi?" - *THE UZI GROAN IS BACK BAYBEE* Uzi: "I'm good. BETTER than good. I, am good." - *ThadStare.mp4* Uzi: "Eæh-.. Hi." *_U G H_* Uzi, dramatically: "I can return..." Khan: "Fæf- YouduoY- my.. HiH-! You DOOR-! Your ass, it-ti suck. suck." *"dOOr-!"* "Call me again, and I will ᶜᵒᵐᵉ, on yoUR FACE-!!" - *Lizzy rolls her eyes.* Khan: *"DOor."* Thad: "What's this thing?" Uzi: "Absolute SoS... ( Mmmhmmh... ) Does this have something to do with how you grew your boobies back?" N: "Tehehe- Iah- hehe--" *N giggles like a schoolgirl at the mention of boobies.* Uzi: "This... SoS... Might be some sort of sauce-" - *NShh.mp4* - *"0__0"* - *"◺__◿"* - *...* - *Hand1, Hand2, Hand3 enter the scene. One of them grabs Thad's leg. Be aware: this is hentai now. Thad moans like an anime girl.* - *Camera & Flashlight pans to show that the hand is L O N G* - 👍 - *N shoots a nuke into the unknown. Very professional.* - *Reality Fucking Distorts.mp4????* Uzi: "What was-... pArtS oF ThAt weRe rEaL...?" Solver/Cyn: "Sneaky sne- *Nstab.mp4 x1* Ow." *NStab.mp4 x2* "Ow." *Nstab.mp4 x3* "Ow." *NStab.mp4 x4* "oW." *Nstab.mp4 x5* "oW." *Nstab.mp4 x6* "oW." "Nstab.mp4 x7* "oW." *Nstab.mp4 x8* "Ow." *x9, x10, x11" "Ow. Ow. O-O-O-Ow." *N continues stabbing the Cyn-possessed heart of J for however long he can as the episode ends into distorted music.* lovely to do these as always, can't wait for the promening 👍
I can swear with complete certainty that this is the funniest YTP I have ever seen in my entire life, I couldn't stop laughing the entire time, I don't even speak English, I'm using Google Translate, you are extremely talented. 💜
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The captions are here, once more!
- *Intro music plays, distorted ( yet again. Ramen Furry loves distorting music )*
- wew
- *Enter Butler N.*
Tessa's Dad (presumably):
"And why is she gettin' em..?! Creerc..."
- *Nonon-*
- *nono-*
- *N fails to do the cool glass tray flip thing.*
- *SCRAMBLE AWAY.MP4*
Tessa's Dad: "OI!! You FuFkin' RETA-"
- *N walking peacefully. Runs into V.*
V: *animu gasp o.o!*
- *N is about to say something to V, when suddenly, J kicks N in the face.*
V: "Move it!"
- *Multiple times. Cue VShock.mp4.*
J: "Hiiii, Tessaaa..."
- *N gets completely shit on by V to the point he glitches reality itself for a brief moment.*
V: "I was looking."
- *Crash of thunder. V looked too hard.*
- *Cut to N being traumatized af as he wakes up from his slumber. He falls.*
N: "wHOHOOAHOHOHOH-"
- *N looks at his weirdly symmetrical claws. His face then distorts and he makes a Luigi sound :3*
Uzi: "N-!"
- *Uzi is holding a rapidly dancing meme pug in her hands. She then looks to a mirror, immediately shattering it a second after.*
V: "Thath-"
Uzi: "This is probably you fault-!"
V: "I've never seen before... Wanna find out...? =}"
- *N enters.*
N: "What'dja find?"
V: *"O U T ? = }"*
- *Cut to Uzi smacking N's hat on four times.*
Uzi: "Did you know that was a hat?"
- *NSmack5.mp4*
N: "Ow-!"
"I WAS THE PIE??? AWAH-!!"
- *Uzi Smacks N around multiple more times.*
- *Feral V hiss. Then bubble time :)*
- *HIS- bubbles :)*
- *..H- bubbles :)*
- *ShockedUzi.mp4*
N: _"hhOAAOAAOHH."_
- *bubbles. :))))))*
N: "Speeps. Ow-"
*finalsmack*
Uzi: "Humans sent you without humans, and reformatted your soup.
*V licks the bubble wand. ¬M¬*
Uzi: "And reformatted my mom..."
V: "OrrO--"
Uzi: "Amom..."
V: "OR the humans programmed us to solve innocent." *giggle.mp3*
Uzi: *Grumble,* "Quit planning my murder."
- *N is about to stab Uzi, but Uzi swats the knife away.*
- *Let's not talk about what parts of V's face are where anymore*
- *KHAN WALKS IN THE SCENE CHANGE-*
Teacher Drone who's name I neglected to remember:
"Mr. Doorman... Your daughter has been... AH... huh..."
Khan: "Oa-"
Teacher Drone: "Speaking, on her behaviour..."
Khan: "Of course, of course! Precocious doors, takes after her old DoORs..."
- *Flashback.*
Teacher Drone: "Uzi, please shit normal."
Uzi: *"BIBIBIBI-"*
Teacher Drone: "Braden, ugh... Give Uzi back her sentience..."
"Braden": *Sounds of teenage struggle.*
"Ah st-.. I dumb."
- *Back to current time.*
Teacher Drone: "We think there might be something damaged with her programming. Hæ- Hæ- Hæ- Hæ-"
Khan: *Pause.mp4*
"SsusS. Meh-I-"
Teacher Drone: "Mm. Mhm..."
Random Worker Drone: "Mr. Doorman, Sir. There's been an-..."
- *Khan throws the Uzi paper multiple times.*
"... Incident."
Uzi: "UGH, I'm SwewS-!! UGH, who that- U G H"
N: "You good Uzi?"
- *THE UZI GROAN IS BACK BAYBEE*
Uzi: "I'm good. BETTER than good. I, am good."
- *ThadStare.mp4*
Uzi: "Eæh-.. Hi."
*_U G H_*
Uzi, dramatically: "I can return..."
Khan: "Fæf- YouduoY- my.. HiH-! You DOOR-! Your ass, it-ti suck. suck."
*"dOOr-!"*
"Call me again, and I will ᶜᵒᵐᵉ, on yoUR FACE-!!"
- *Lizzy rolls her eyes.*
Khan: *"DOor."*
Thad: "What's this thing?"
Uzi: "Absolute SoS... ( Mmmhmmh... ) Does this have something to do with how you grew your boobies back?"
N: "Tehehe- Iah- hehe--"
*N giggles like a schoolgirl at the mention of boobies.*
Uzi: "This... SoS... Might be some sort of sauce-"
- *NShh.mp4*
- *"0__0"*
- *"◺__◿"*
- *...*
- *Hand1, Hand2, Hand3 enter the scene. One of them grabs Thad's leg. Be aware: this is hentai now. Thad moans like an anime girl.*
- *Camera & Flashlight pans to show that the hand is L O N G*
- 👍
- *N shoots a nuke into the unknown. Very professional.*
- *Reality Fucking Distorts.mp4????*
Uzi: "What was-... pArtS oF ThAt weRe rEaL...?"
Solver/Cyn: "Sneaky sne- *Nstab.mp4 x1* Ow."
*NStab.mp4 x2*
"Ow."
*Nstab.mp4 x3*
"Ow."
*NStab.mp4 x4*
"oW."
*Nstab.mp4 x5*
"oW."
*Nstab.mp4 x6*
"oW."
"Nstab.mp4 x7*
"oW."
*Nstab.mp4 x8*
"Ow."
*x9, x10, x11"
"Ow. Ow. O-O-O-Ow."
*N continues stabbing the Cyn-possessed heart of J for however long he can as the episode ends into distorted music.*
lovely to do these as always, can't wait for the promening 👍
bubbles. :))))))
2:58 At that moment I heard "poopee"
This is beautiful
Pomni-ing is out!
@@6b12simoge7 I've been in the hospital, gimme a while
''uzi please shit normal''
1:38
"Quit planning my murder" -Uzi doorman's last words 2024
erm actually it's "Also now I can do this!"
My sense of humor hasn't evolved in the last decade
0:57 the :"Thath" Caught me so off guard 😭
ÞAÞ
2:23 the way he repeatedly throws the paper had me dying lmao
All the sos:
2:17 sos
2:54 Absolute sos
3:05 sos
3:07 sos
Ramen, I saw you heart this comment actively.
Absolute Sauce
"I WaS thE PiE???" *proceeds to turn into pie*
"We think there might be something wrong with her programming, hah hah hah hah"
If Mr. Teacher ever laughed, I guarantee this is how it would sound.
*uh-... SaucE?"
I STARTED LAUGHING EVERY TIME THEY SAID SAUCE INSTEAD OF SOLVER.
2:53
I love me some
✨ A B S O L U T E S A U C E✨
I want SOS
NAH DUDE
out of every murder drone ytp existing on TH-cam - yours actually can make us laugh and cackle
Omg Khan can finally say something other than ě
2:16. "Sauwce 😯"
One YTP is a happy viewer.
Two is a happy subscriber.
N destroying Eldritch J with just one rocket had me rolling! 🤣
2:00 **Sigh** "Uzi, please _shit_ normal."
-Teacher from Murder Doors, 2024
Shits normally
How TF do you shit normal
@Jaysigma5 extra fiber
@@ralseidemurrer huh, I shit upside down
@@Jaysigma5 ah, so Australian style
Yes! Another murder door
Thanks for the heart ramen I’ve never gotten one before
I cried when i heard "absolute sauce?"
ABSOLUTE SOS
1:49 “Your daughter has been, *a* “
“HaH”
“oOo”
Had me rolling
HAH
“Absolute sauce”
It’s…. Peak…
0:04 JUMPSCARE
2:17
Khan saying *S A U C E* had me cackling on the floor
3:52 i needed this is my life
2:30 "I'm good, better than good, I am good." this one cracked me up
I can swear with complete certainty that this is the funniest YTP I have ever seen in my entire life, I couldn't stop laughing the entire time, I don't even speak English, I'm using Google Translate, you are extremely talented. 💜
dOoR!🚪
This dude is the best ytp maker in the world, you always make me laugh! So underrated!! ❤
1:25 NOT MY SOUP
episode 3: the p∅rneing
The most feared MD YTP Episode idea it is 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Episode four: cabin feet
@@pleasanttoast3229 I CANT- I LAUGHED IRL HELP
Lmaooo
Oh no imagine the nuzi moments being YTPfied
The last minute really put the murder into this series fr
„This sauce might be some sort of sauce“ Detective Uzi‘s back at it again
1:18 that aaah~ was sus💀💀
I love how you can barely hear it lmfao
THERES NO WAY I PREDICTED THE NAME OF THIS
Every hero protagonist: 2:32
ABSOLUTE CYNEMA (like get it "cyn"ema lol ha ha ha....)
Absolute sauce 😍
3:49 What... pArT oF tHaT wAs ReAl? ○^○ LOL
0:03 BaHE
Murder Doors Episode 3 should be Thad's shindig that he invited them to in ep2, instead of the prom. That would be pretty fun.
2:26 swaws
MURDER DOORS 1-8 NEEDED
"SPEEBS"
This is hilarious XD
*"wHiCh PaRtS oF tHaT wErE rEaL?"*
Yay no views time
Another day, another Murder Doors post.
oh my god a sequel
"Ive never seen before"
I WAS A PIE?
Before thousands
Lol you have been chosen to be on the fyp
Uzi doesnt shit normaly 😢😢😢😢😢😢
Yay hilarious time
3:52
*O W*
UNDERRATED 🗣🔥🔥🔥
This is better than the tadc one tbh- I NEED MORE MURDER DOORS.
YYAYAYAYAY FARTBEAT IS OUT!
One minute in, im instantly liking
BEAT FART FART BEAT BEATER!!!, ahem The Movie. Doors Murder.
Lol this needs more views 😂
YAYY MORE MURDER DOORS
YAY MORE MURDER DOORS
“Does this have something to do with how you grew your BoObS back?” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Fact: When Pomni & TADC came the name was changed to B*tch instead of Glitch
Yippie crazyness
2:26 Uzi said SWAWS
0:24 mY suSsiNg rAgeE 💀💀💀
HEY DID MY COMMENT GO? AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS ONE
we think there might be something damaged with her programming hahahaha
Sauce?
3:52 Not even safe in YTP format
SHIT!
@@Kittts-t1y how did it feel to get stabbed waaaay too many times Cyn?
You know you could have made smth for N's wings after destroying Eldritch J, BECAUSE N'S WINGS HERE LOOK LIKE A GYYYYAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Uzi please ßhit normal was funny
Sauce ✨✨
😂 0:17
Sos montage bro👍
What is going on with my face? 0:48 0:49 0:50
3:44 Rest in peace, hologram of Thad
You mean Thad?
@@RAFRIXANAX Uh, yeah, sure.
2:16 Sauceeee
What.
DOORS
Make actual lore next time :)
Like the kickable me ytp
Just an idea tho
Edit: Not an idea, do that please
I want more of murder doors episode
0:21 oops I WAS NEVER HEREEE
Where is hell of a sos
I'm taking a break from vivziepop content right now. It became a slog, and I don't want that for future installments. But thanks for watching!
Gud vid
0:37 nice edit👍
peak
Да да да, боже мой чувак умоляю сделай такое видео по 3 серии, я хочу услышать жмыхнутую Долл говорящию на русском
0:10 WeW
:OOO
Wee
here before 500
0:04 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THAT’S NOT N GET THAT AWAY FROM MEEEE
This is smooth 1:46
1:11 HELP, IM DYING ALREADY!
"Uzi please shit normal." 2:04
AAYAYAYAYAAYAYA THEY HEARTED MY COMMENT
“BIBIBIBIBIBIB”
*slaps Braiden into his desk multiple times*
4:34 bonk
1:26
FINALLY
FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED 😭
2:03 2:12 2:40 2:43 2:46 2:54 2:57 3:00 3:09 had me rolling😂
hisssss hi- ........... h- h- 1:10