Yet again, another low quality slander video. The musescores are taking a while, because I keep leaving out a bunch of unfinished scores for some reason.
Saxophone? I love jazz! Play "Improvised Music New York 1981 Untitled track #6" by Derek Bailey, Fred Frith, Bill Laswell, Sonny Sharrock, and John Zorn!
Wait guys I swear we play stuff other than jazz, like, uhhhhh, waltz's! Y'know, maybe, Shostakovich? The uhhh, waltz... 2 or something. Wait isn't called the jazz waltz no. 2.
As a flautist, I can say that if we’re not playing a 4 measure riff with at least 3 ledger lines we’re playing 17 slurred whole notes of just b flat or sumn
As a cellist, I can confirm that the incompetent words of little children screaming "WOW! THAT'S A BIG VIOLIN!" every 2 seconds and "YOU'RE HOLDING IT WRONG!" even though IT'S NOT A FREAKING VIOLIN are permanently seared into my mind
dude seriously, the struggle is real. I also play the cello, and it's amazing how many times I've heard something along that line from people who are considerably older than 8 years old, it's either a big violin or a mini-bass and nothing inbetween
as a violinist and pianist feel your pain, getting "play rush e" or "can you play paganini?" 24/7 and I've also seen someone call a violin the world's smallest cello and i was like what..
Triangle is actually one of the hardest auxiliary percussion instruments to play accurately Fun fact: in percy jackson 4 rachel throws a xylophone SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE AN AVERAGE HUMAN, NOT THE HULK
As a drummer, I can confirm that the entire drum set sounds like the entire mafia shooting up a pizza parlor all because they couldn't pay a debt that they owed to the mafia.
As a trombonist, I can only confirm this for ONE person in my trombone section. Most of my fellow trombonists actually have more personality than others in the band
Trumpets when they dont play the melody: Clarinets when they squeak hysterically: French horns when they play notes higher then C: Tubas when the teacher can't play their notes: Saxophones when you call them brass:
2:06 as a percussionist, I make the tiniest sound and it sounds so loud and everyone stares at me but somehow someone else is able to play songs and stuff the whole time until we start practicing and nobody cares or hears
As a percussionist who plays the drum, mallet instruments, timpani, gong, triangle, wood block, tambourine, sleigh bells, castanets, chimes (vertical/tubular bells), wind chimes, rain stick, etc. I can confirm all percussion instrument stuff is true. Except the triangle. It sucks. (I’m actually a real percussionist)
As a percussionist I can confirm that I am the only one ever to get told to play louder and it’s lowkey embarrassing af every single other person gets told they play too loud 😭 but half the time I’m playing it wrong so I’d rather get told off for playing to quiet that for playing everything wrong 💀
I’m a Pianist, of course I can play Moonlight Sonata I’m a Violinist, of course I can play Beethoven I’m a Guitarist, of course I can play Wonderwall I’m a Saxiphonist, of course I can play Careless Whisper I’m an Accordionist, of course I can play Weird Al
I don’t even play the marimba, glockenspiel or vibraphone, but I still get annoyed when people call them xylophones. :’) Also, as a piano player, let me add- Pianists when someone asks them to play Für Elise for the 29753678th time:
As a saxophone player the struggle is real
Saxophone? I love jazz! Play "Improvised Music New York 1981 Untitled track #6" by Derek Bailey, Fred Frith, Bill Laswell, Sonny Sharrock, and John Zorn!
@@EvilCat-EnergyCatalyst💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I am a sexophone player hehe
Wait guys I swear we play stuff other than jazz, like, uhhhhh, waltz's! Y'know, maybe, Shostakovich? The uhhh, waltz... 2 or something.
Wait isn't called the jazz waltz no. 2.
Yep
as a tuba player, I can confirm the most complicated tuba parts in orchestra is nothing
IKR i got parts for firebird (1919) and the first 5 movements were all Tacet
I'm a Tubs player in College, and had to play a trombone part, and completed fumbled being the only brass player for over the rainbow.
As a trumpet player, I can confirm I do not exist
AND FOR THE LAST TIME, I DONT KNOW THE MEXICAN HAT DANCE
LMFAO SAME
Trumpet players when they see another 128 bar rest, but the piece has 800 sharps and 6.02*10^23 flats:
"Smile through the pain"
as a violin player, it is true. but do not forget "cAn I tRy PlAyInG it?"
Yeah but trying to play it is fun
as a clarinetist: guess i dont exist
I was beginning to think that I was the only clarinetist watching this. :(
real
The struggle as a clarinetist is so real 😔
for once, i don’t see clarinets in a slander video. i’m wondering if that’s good or bad.
As a French horn player, this is accurate.
Same
Agreed
As a bassoonist I can confirm there is nothing wrong with us.
As an oboist, there's nothing wrong with us either-
(42 measure rest)
@@anikahdunn I don’t know what band you are in but our oboist has five quadrillion solos.
i mean... if everyone forgets we exist then they never notice anything wrong? 😌😌
@@kaito.koi444 exactly
Yes
Trumpet players when they see another 128 bar rest, but the piece has 800 sharps and 6.02*10^23 flats:
"Smile through the pain"
As a jazz drummer and a double bassist, I can confirm we are the loudest fohckers on planet Earth.
As a flautist, I can say that if we’re not playing a 4 measure riff with at least 3 ledger lines we’re playing 17 slurred whole notes of just b flat or sumn
why is this so true lmao
I half understood this
As a cellist, I can confirm that the incompetent words of little children screaming "WOW! THAT'S A BIG VIOLIN!" every 2 seconds and "YOU'RE HOLDING IT WRONG!" even though IT'S NOT A FREAKING VIOLIN are permanently seared into my mind
dude seriously, the struggle is real. I also play the cello, and it's amazing how many times I've heard something along that line from people who are considerably older than 8 years old, it's either a big violin or a mini-bass and nothing inbetween
Also walking around with it in the case on your back and people asking if it's a guitar.
Well technically, it is a little bass. Cello is short for violoncello which means “little violone” the violone was a precursor to the bass.
as a violinist and pianist feel your pain, getting "play rush e" or "can you play paganini?" 24/7 and I've also seen someone call a violin the world's smallest cello and i was like what..
But they aren’t wrong, it’s just a big violin
As a recorder player I confirm that all we play is hot crossing buns
Instrumentalists in fear when someone mentions flight of the bumblebee solo.
As a pianist I can confirm. Piano can be extremely ‘hard’
you know what else is hard
Triangle is actually one of the hardest auxiliary percussion instruments to play accurately
Fun fact: in percy jackson 4 rachel throws a xylophone SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE AN AVERAGE HUMAN, NOT THE HULK
bro, cymbals are way harder
@@epicdude257 cymbals r hard but triangle is harder
@@ultra9349 it's cause I got some skinny arms so they're a bit heavy
As a trombone player, I can guarentee, all trombone players are on their phones when the band director isnt talking to us
As a trombone player, one of the benefits of being a trombone is that the director never talks to us.
As a drummer, I can confirm that the entire drum set sounds like the entire mafia shooting up a pizza parlor all because they couldn't pay a debt that they owed to the mafia.
As a trombonist, I can only confirm this for ONE person in my trombone section. Most of my fellow trombonists actually have more personality than others in the band
As an organist, I can confirm.
Finally another organist
@@fudge2836 we do exist mate. Go check in your local nursing home 👨🏼🦳
As a flautist, I swear my lungs get worse every year
as a bari saxophonist, i can confrim that i am the peak of humanity and that i am the second coming of christ
As a fellow bari saxophonist/bass clarinetist there is nothing wrong with us
drum sound is accurate (my noise issues cause me to have to wear 37658365475489243892658423 layers of ear protection)
I always recognize piccolo players because that freaking instrument can produce a sound so high pitched it can boil my organs
The erhu one is REAL
as a pianist and guitarist this is really funny.
the xylophone one is SO REAL lol. I can confirm that is how I react is I'm playing other mallet instruments
As a drummer, the struggle is real
As a flautist I’d like to say our lungs do not work, ever.
As a trombone, I can confirm I lost my will to live
As a beginner keyboardist i feel amazing following tutorials
Trumpets when they dont play the melody:
Clarinets when they squeak hysterically:
French horns when they play notes higher then C:
Tubas when the teacher can't play their notes:
Saxophones when you call them brass:
2:06 as a percussionist, I make the tiniest sound and it sounds so loud and everyone stares at me but somehow someone else is able to play songs and stuff the whole time until we start practicing and nobody cares or hears
As an accordionist, I will gladly play you a sea chantey if you ask
My fellow accordionist, what's good?
As a percussionist who plays the drum, mallet instruments, timpani, gong, triangle, wood block, tambourine, sleigh bells, castanets, chimes (vertical/tubular bells), wind chimes, rain stick, etc. I can confirm all percussion instrument stuff is true.
Except the triangle. It sucks.
(I’m actually a real percussionist)
temple blocks best percussion instrument as a percussionist
As a Flautist, That is completely accurate.
AS a bari sax, you should've slandered me for being the lonliest.
1:05 more like “double bassist when you say is that a cello”
As someone who plays the accordion, I can confirm that I can only play sea shanties
As an vibraphonist, I'm happy that I'm at least recognized lol.
as a flutist, our lungs are made of steel
as a clarinet I can rightfully say im not SQUIDWARD
As a trombonist, YOU ARE WRONG
The fact that baritone/euphonium isn't on here is a crime.
Trombone players caring the least about band and genuinely not caring but still being the most talented
As a percussionist I can confirm that I am the only one ever to get told to play louder and it’s lowkey embarrassing af every single other person gets told they play too loud 😭 but half the time I’m playing it wrong so I’d rather get told off for playing to quiet that for playing everything wrong 💀
FRENCH HORNS WHEN THEY ARE FORGOTTEN
As a French horn player, I agree with trumpet players
There was no trumpet….😂
As someone who's an electric drum freestylist, I can safley say my ears are fine
As a vocalist, I can confirm that everyone says this.
As a vocalist I can indeed confirm the voice is an instrument
As a tuba player we never get cool parts
As a tuba player I can confirm
Cello players when they realize their instrument is worthless outside of a traditional orchestra
(ELO is the exception not the rule)
as a euphoniust/baritonist, i can confirm we do not exist.
I’m a Pianist, of course I can play Moonlight Sonata
I’m a Violinist, of course I can play Beethoven
I’m a Guitarist, of course I can play Wonderwall
I’m a Saxiphonist, of course I can play Careless Whisper
I’m an Accordionist, of course I can play Weird Al
As a french hornist, i can confirm i do not exist
Piccolo players do not exist. They're just flute players who also play the piccolo sometimes.
As a percussionist all the percussion ones are true
As a trom-BONER I can confirm we at that hyped
As an Erhu player, I can confirm that we practically do not exist.
As a triangle player, I can confirm that this is accurate
I actually play the guitar, and I do it without any picks. That way, I avoid that issue.
as a triangle i can confirm i am ripped
As an oboist i can confirm there is nothing interesting about us
No way, the pipe organ was actually acknowledged???
as a viola player, the struggle is real
I don’t even play the marimba, glockenspiel or vibraphone, but I still get annoyed when people call them xylophones. :’)
Also, as a piano player, let me add-
Pianists when someone asks them to play Für Elise for the 29753678th time:
bUt CaN yOu PlAy ThAt OnE *sOnG* tHaT gOeS
@@ArbitraryCodeExecutiondedodedodedodededo
I FELT THAT AS A VIOLINIST😭😭
as a trumpet player i see this as an absolute loss
0:32 as a trombonist I can confirm this is extremely accurate
As a trombonist I can confirm it’s not accurate, my section hype lmfao
as a trombonist, i havent picked up my instrument in like 4 months
Lets go the harps were recognized👍👍
Surely the triangle is a joke 🤣
As a guitarist who pretty much only fingerpicks, I can’t relate
POV: you play the organ 😨
As a tuba player i can confirm that my pages are blank.
Havent watched the vid yet but i do want to point out that there are 2 trombones in the opening card therefore we're better
I play soprano clarinet, bass clarinet, and soon learning bassoon, and none of them were on here 😭
As a flautist/Flutist I can confirm this is absolutely true
As a guitarist, the struggle is real.
As a vocalist, yeah
Saxophone. Players. Do. Not. Only. Play. Jazz.
As a euphoniumist, that was relatable
As a FLUTIST i agree
I will not stand for gong slander
As a vocalist, I decline to comment.
ukulele got no credit again as they thought it was a toy guitar:(
0:47 As a violinist, MY FINGERS NEED TO HEAL!
As a bass clarinetist, I am offended.
Same
As a starter pianist, I have no idea what you mean.
As a drummer i can day my ears dont work
As a tuba and bassist, this vid is 100% facts😂
*Sad Morin Khuur and Khöömii noises.*
as a trumpet trombone and sex player i can confirm 👍👍
Excuse me could you repeat that last one?
why did keytar and triangle escape the slander 😔
as an accordionist... yeah you're not wrong. but I can play russian folk songs
As a bass player j have carpal tunnel
as a bass clarinetist...
what did gongs do
1:22 not true. My guy I usually don’t use my pedal, unless I’m holding a note for more than eight counts.
Oh my God, that word "Glockenspielist" hit me. This sounds so german.😅