3:59 I can just imagine the context. "Lord Viego, I'm not sure these... Poros, will be as beneficial as-" "Silence, Thresh! I will do anything to have my queen back! I will send anyone to carry out my deeds, and if that includes these small, fluffy, adorable... cute little squshies... uh- then so be it!" (and then Thresh says the quote)
If he ever escapes the absolute hell that is his sword and he doesn't immediately kill himself, I believe he'd become a herder or farmer of some kind. (After he wipes out Targon that is, he wouldn't allow them to live after what he went through.)
You can tell me what you want but Poros are actually the most versatile and powerful creatures in Runeterra. They adapt to every environment, can learn to use weapons and EVERYONE falls in love with them. I mean, they could sneak up on you with a dagger and stab you in the back and people would still go: "uargh... cute and deadly... what... wonderful creatures..." Poros posess a kind of magic far more powerful and ancient than any other race (Yordles included) and when the Watchers return we need that kind of magic to calm them down.
@@kinggecko5965 nope, never. I hated this whole "oh buy figures to play this and this game" bs. xD BUt hey, maybe I am this Hugo. Edit: I looked him up and my hair is longer, but for the rest I must admit that we could be related xD
Well, to be fair unless it was reworked poro have a passive magic that make them invulnerable. They're so cute that no one want to kill them, and they can't be in collateral damage (like an arrows rain during a battle) by sheer fate, so yeah, no one can dislike a poro it's canon
I still consider Poros to be real creatures in runeterra even if Riot says otherwise, they’re just really powerful beings able to adapt to any environment but everyone in the whole universe consider them too cute to use in any harmful ways.
@@minecraftyelithe only one who is aloud audience with the king without warning is the poro herder but that's because he is the poro herder he's practically thier god of safe keeping and care oh and snacks very
You could pack much utility into him,since he is on the older side it would be interesting to show his experience . Co-ordinating poros to stun the enemy by being cute or slow them down by grabbing their legs/tails Now that I thing about that ,wouldn't Yorick be nice with a Poro Herder skin?
All I can think is that big eye from Void wondering what the heck are Poros... And I could not look at Braum and thinking that Ornn want his door back.
The fact that even some of the most vile and despicable denizens of Runeterra find Poros Adorable/Amazing is just proof that these floofy puffballs are magic We'd probably have world peace if they existed irl...that or nonstop war in an attempt to claim all poros
Thresh: We'll hire anyone these days... Viego: SHE LOVED THEM! THIS LITTLE ONE WILL BRING MY WIFE FOR SURE!!! Thresh: Well... that this is cute as hell. Alright then GO LITTLE ONE!
Since Thresh and and other Shadow Isle's specters dont attack the poros i assume two things, they either dont' have a soul to snatch/are indestructible OR they are just too cute
Azir and ekko talking about poros together is literally the least likely thing to happen out of any interaction possible in the lore, and I love it so much
The entire game: Death, agony, suffering, etc.
Poro shows up: All is well.
Sejuani be like: "Adorable 🗿"
gigachads of gigachad
Gigachad...esse. Gigachadesse
She is So Happy 🗿
Tresh be like go away kid and then be like: u have the good spirit
@@Miraihi giga chadette
It brings me joy that even Gangplank finds the poros adorable
Even thresh likes em!
Its actually in the lore that they use magic in order to appear as cute so they are not hunted by predators
@@sturmnacht8503Oh thats why they're even in shadow isles... and shurima...
Everyone: *Hates each other*
Poro: *Exists*
Everyone: You get a pass, continue on.
Exactly
Everyone: *Fighting*
*Poro enters the zone*
Everyone: "Hold up, pause, we gotta wait for these dudes to pass."
3:06 the best voice line.
3:25 Lulu (pulls out glock) “HAND OVER THE POROS AND NO ONE GETS HURT”
she sounded like jinx for moment in my head
Look at the poro herder man is ripped as fuck, she ain't gonna do shit against him
Almost feels like Lulu's voice actress isn't even acting. Just pure genuine reactions.
Agreed same with zoe
absolute talent from the VO
3:59 I can just imagine the context.
"Lord Viego, I'm not sure these... Poros, will be as beneficial as-"
"Silence, Thresh! I will do anything to have my queen back! I will send anyone to carry out my deeds, and if that includes these small, fluffy, adorable... cute little squshies... uh- then so be it!"
(and then Thresh says the quote)
Maybe if Aatrox became a poro herder, he'd find joy in life again
If he ever escapes the absolute hell that is his sword and he doesn't immediately kill himself, I believe he'd become a herder or farmer of some kind. (After he wipes out Targon that is, he wouldn't allow them to live after what he went through.)
Aatrox: "I am the PORO HERDER"
The Good Ending.
@@fatguy4137 now I'm just imaging the Darkin Blade on a Poro Herder haha.
"ONLY PORO HERDING AWAITS!!"
- Aatrox if he was one
My man is hurt beyond repair, perhaps there’s a universe out there that he’s just owns a simple bakery as a rival to Pantheon.
“Your Emperor has learned of Poros”
He is unbeatable now…
You can tell me what you want but Poros are actually the most versatile and powerful creatures in Runeterra. They adapt to every environment, can learn to use weapons and EVERYONE falls in love with them. I mean, they could sneak up on you with a dagger and stab you in the back and people would still go: "uargh... cute and deadly... what... wonderful creatures..." Poros posess a kind of magic far more powerful and ancient than any other race (Yordles included) and when the Watchers return we need that kind of magic to calm them down.
Did you ever play skylanders because you pretty much gave hugo's explanation on sheep
@@kinggecko5965 nope, never. I hated this whole "oh buy figures to play this and this game" bs. xD BUt hey, maybe I am this Hugo.
Edit: I looked him up and my hair is longer, but for the rest I must admit that we could be related xD
So you are saying poros are the cats of lol ?
And they're immortal
And as we all know ornn is just the oldest Porro
I mean, if even the worst man on the sea and Mordekaiser find a poro cute, there's no arguing it
Morde?
@@trollverse171 there's one of his emotes in game, ctrl+1 i think, where a poro jumps on his mace, he says "adorable." And yeets him away ahahah
mordekaıser lıteraly wıpe poros ass after u press ctrl 1
@@trollverse171 i think they mean thresh lmao
Well, to be fair unless it was reworked poro have a passive magic that make them invulnerable. They're so cute that no one want to kill them, and they can't be in collateral damage (like an arrows rain during a battle) by sheer fate, so yeah, no one can dislike a poro it's canon
At some point its possible we'll get a Poro champion.
1:12 he could be the champion poro
It has been said that we will get one in the card game
Mmmmmmm should someone tell him??
Ryze technically is
We already have one … at home
I love how azir and thresh are just like "anyone can get in huh ?"
Aatrox would probably say something like “I’ll… kill you last.”
Narrator: He lies as easily as he breathes
I didn't know there were so many poro voice lines..
that makes me so happy
How has no one at Riot made a Poro Herder skin for Bard?? Meeps as Poros would be adorable.
wait doesn't bard throw the meeps? wouldn't that mean that u will be throwing the poros D:?
@@Nerosiwa he also throws penguins in his snow day skin, I don’t see the problem here
@@Nerosiwa it will make squak sounds or something like the flying canon poro
@@uwuxd6239omg They can have cute Little hat tò protect theme in dying RN i Need this skin
Being a Poro Herder probably the best jobs to have in Runeterra
Literally free serotonin.
Fun fact, cattle herders are reported to be some of the longest living and happiest people on earth
Why is Jarvan knighting a poro so adorable? I love that he’s playing along with them
Braum just gives that happy energy 😩
Lonely Poro has got to me my favorite one, I love it so much when I get to see the card change after its friends arrives.
One of the many qualities of this game. It has so many Poros to use in decks
Why not just make an entire deck of Poros?
@@Sinstarclair PORO KIIIIIIIIING
It's Wholesome that poros can soft gangplank's and tresh's hearts
I am prety sure thresh trap that poro ın hıs lenter or khe gave ıt paınful long death because thresh ıs not a guy that can be good wıth just one poro
@@Whitebeard2934 I mean his runeterra animation shows him being kind to bort so he's not all evil
@@sneeakosneeako8598 ıt was just for trap him in lantern too
Imagine Pantheon and Aatrox finding peace because of poros. Aatrox would herd them and Pantheon will be baking snax for his poros.
rhaast is a farmer for pantheons bakery and xolaani runs a poro veterinary
I like the fact everybody agrees that poro is adorable af
1:30 I love Braum so much oml 😂
Lulu voice actor really pulled out all the stops. I love everything about league except for the gameplay
Lulu’s “He’s mostly beard ohmygod” is so well-delivered
Lulu sounds like she’s robbing the man
*”PUT THE LICKABOOS IN THE BAG”*
3:07 BY THE BEARD!
4:56 me the whole time 😭😭✨
Sejuani is like an AI
Thresh: just because i am a villain doesn't mean i don't like cute things
This video gave me the will to live
I am happy to see that
Mordekaiser: A literal embodiment of Death and metal.
Also Mordekaiser on Poro's: *A D O R A B L E*
proceeds to yeet the poro to brazil
I still consider Poros to be real creatures in runeterra even if Riot says otherwise, they’re just really powerful beings able to adapt to any environment but everyone in the whole universe consider them too cute to use in any harmful ways.
Where did he say that? I watched the whole video and there isn't a single interaction with mordekaiser.
@@user-ee6lk1pb6w It is an emote
@@user-ee6lk1pb6wBecause he is not in legends of runeterra
Poro Herder is like a dream job... A man achieved nirvana in life
3:29 "That is so precious, I Am So Happy."🗿
Nah... Bro, She talking like a true NPC💀
big moustache poro is the best
He even has a name, Longhorn! He lost an eye defending the Poro King himself.
@@minecraftyelithe only one who is aloud audience with the king without warning is the poro herder but that's because he is the poro herder he's practically thier god of safe keeping and care oh and snacks very
I love the Poro Herder, I wish we had him in League aas a support maybe, we're missing elder champs
You could pack much utility into him,since he is on the older side it would be interesting to show his experience .
Co-ordinating poros to stun the enemy by being cute or slow them down by grabbing their legs/tails
Now that I thing about that ,wouldn't Yorick be nice with a Poro Herder skin?
@@indrast5203 Bard skin? Mey fit better
Who doesn't love a good precious fluffy poro? they always put a smile on my face no matter how bad the day is going.
I'm a little disappointed we don't have any Aatrox line for Poros. Now hoping Morde would get one when he gets released.
Shave?!
When poro's fly
Uh-
That line cracks me up everytime
All I can think is that big eye from Void wondering what the heck are Poros...
And I could not look at Braum and thinking that Ornn want his door back.
Everybody gangsta with the poros until they use heart of the fluft with mighty poro, daring poro and create a 13/10 elusive ball of destruction
The fact that even some of the most vile and despicable denizens of Runeterra find Poros Adorable/Amazing is just proof that these floofy puffballs are magic
We'd probably have world peace if they existed irl...that or nonstop war in an attempt to claim all poros
I dunno, Runeterra has llike a bajillion poros and they are always fighting. And not even over the POROS!!
Everyone canonically likes poros, it’s adorable
Lulu's quotes are 100% about Poros and not about anything else
Poros : Exists.
Braum : *"I will milk you."*
Thresh: We'll hire anyone these days...
Viego: SHE LOVED THEM! THIS LITTLE ONE WILL BRING MY WIFE FOR SURE!!!
Thresh: Well... that this is cute as hell. Alright then GO LITTLE ONE!
Thresh be like "offers me your soul dark one! What! You can't have my soul"
Since Thresh and and other Shadow Isle's specters dont attack the poros i assume two things, they either dont' have a soul to snatch/are indestructible OR they are just too cute
Maybe all 3
I LOVE THAT AZIR APPRECIATES THE PORO
We hire anyone these days
-thresh, probably-
Poros got more lore than shaco
Azir and ekko talking about poros together is literally the least likely thing to happen out of any interaction possible in the lore, and I love it so much
Zoe is the definition of aggressive affection
"A for effort, little friend"
Thresh just went from a sadistic soul reaper to Braum 2.0
Lulu's voicelines sound amazing
Would you guys believe me I have a Poro plush,Was on a game Convention one time and i just had to buy it
The fact that Thresh of ALL people see poros in a positive light says a lot.
I demand they make the poro herder into a champion.
4:53 Let me pet you!!!!! 😁😁😁
Lulu and Gnar are soooo cute
and now guys we reach the greatest joy and happiness ever with the incoming Poro King
Lulu is all of us
This just solidifies Lulu as my favourite Champion, her voice lines in LoR are just perfect!
Strong like baby
this is the best video ive seen all week
Thresh sounds like lord garmadon
The poro herder is such an OG.
The deadpan voice on sejuani is killing me
Their voices were the real reaction of the voice actors
Poros have got to be the most versatile of creatures Runeterra has
Lulu is based as hell.
everyone is nice to poros... and then there is mordekaiser's joke
OH MY GOD BRAUM ACTUALLY GIVES THEM HIS MOUSTACHES
I THOUGHT IT WAS A FAN ART THING
They say if poros ate a lot of snax they become uncontrollable fluffy monsters ❤
every champion loves poros even the scary serious champions
Only missing mordekaiser's emote : "adorable" YEETS THE SHIT OUT OF IT
protoporo is the cutest thing ive ever seen
"Doin' a big protecc" yes the biggest protecc ever
TRESH: WELL HIRE ANYONE THESE DAYS LMFAOOOOOOOO
Poros: *exist*
Sun Disc: You are worthy!
Poros 1 - 0 Icathia
3:40 damn lulu seen so many things she knows what big is
Moral of the story: there’s a Poro for everybody
Even Thresh has a soft spot for Poros
Ah yes.....the capybara of the league......
Mordekaiser:
_A-DORABLE
(proceed to punch the poro)
People get annoyed by poros but I really like them
Who tf is saying Poros are annoying!?
*(grabs shotgun)*
No but really, where are they? I just want to know for no particular reason...
What kind of monstrous animal would think poros are annoying
@@ariqsyauqi4117the void creatures.
You forgot one with Darius and the affrctionate Poro, the one from Noxus
I didn't forgot. There wasn't such in game files.
@@pantheonsbakerys checked it out again and forgot it was the card flavor text, not a voiceline. My bad
In the MMO if we don't all get a Poro as a default I can't play it...Poro Champion
Th wxir line is just hilarious 😊
Sejuani, you could drop the act, Olaf ain't judging you, you just sound unsincere.
I don't think Lulu's VA even had to act-
poro herder champion when?
Braum un-lonely me
I love how crazy lulu is abt them😭😭
poro herder is a chad
2:45 😈
Lulu would be like me if I find a poro