New Employee talking with one of his seniors on his first day "So, What do we do when Punishing Bird escapes?" The Senior pauses before responding with a shrug "Cover your Eyes? That little thing on its own is only a threat if it peaks your eye out." "OH. So it's harmless." "I never said that"
To quote a certain TH-camr: "He's part of my litmus test. The sky is blue, water is wet, toast lands butter side down, and Punishing Bird has escaped again."
It's a beautiful day at the facility. Nothing There just ate my best friend, White Night is trying to count to twelve again, One Sin is brooding in the corner, someone just drank the open can of Wellcheers, and there's a persistent thwack noise from hallway 7 as Punishing Bird does Punishing Bird things.
Forgot what happened in the place where the actual lore of Punishing Bird, but what I can imagine is that this thing is an allegory for sensational justice. Naive, and a squeaky wheel, but lord help you if you give them any real fuel to fight you.
They were part of a trio of birds the others are big bird and the judgement bird. A prophet told them that a great monster would threaten the forest they lived in, so the birds sacrificed a part of themselves to try and prevent the monster from ruining their home. This bird had sacrificed their body to create a massive mouth to devour any evil with only one bite. That's the red spot on their otherwise perfectly white feathers.
Furthermore, punishing bird is going with the idea that, people to bad thing because they can and no one can punish them, so he decided to be the punisher of the trio
One minute ago, most of my employees died and fell into panic and I was not very happy since I almost reached the max amount of PE boxes needed, but then I see punishing bird chasing someone in panic, and did not even stop to peck someone else so I felt much better then. It looked funny... for me atleast.
That's some form of bug no doubt. He took 623 red damage with his 51+1 HP. Only reason I can come up with is that attack reduced him to zero but at the same exact frame he was healed so the game didn't have the time to even register his death.
Thank God you get it when you don't have anything to hit it with, since it moves faster than melee at the start of the game (like with panicking employees that start jogging).
i just imagine one agent casually going tinto punishing bird's containment to pet them seriously i need a plush of this little goober or i'm gonna breakreality
Video: Punishing bird My brain: Punching bird Me: well seems about right when the sound of pecking on an agent sounds like their punching the living hell out of them
Honestly I think this is the cutest abnormality. It’s a tiny bird. Of course there’s apocalypse bird but I mean when it’s not fused with the other birds it’s still cute.
I believe Rose survived thanks to Chesed’s core suppression reward, which is a 25% chance to heal to 50% HP or SP when they drop to 0 once per day. Very silly that it happened here though
Honestly if I were to play this game (but I won't because I want to have some sanity) I would pick this first chance I get so I could just listen to warning 1
I am sorry for my slowness, but could this bird be actually benefical? It doesn't seem to deal much damage to Agents and in case of panic it will beat some sense in them?
Dont hit punishing bird back, its Physical damage is meager in comparison to when it restores sanity to panicking employee instead of damaging them. Or else you will face an "Execution bird" that with its attack does 800 red damage (in most cases instantkill) to the attacker, chase them down until dead and if they are dead return back. So ye if employee is panicking the Punishing bird restores some of their sanity instead of hurting them, which means he gives certain benefits to employees who went cuckoo, especially clerks
Na, honestly happy with how it came out and no desire to go through the nightmare it was to get them how I wanted lol I got 302 hours in lobotomy from it all XD
@@Grillmastah Haha, fair enough! I wouldn't want to do that all again either. It's not like there's any mechanical changes, anyways, just text changes.
Ya know, I have but one question Were you aware that Punishing Bird escaped from its containment? If not, I must say that your ability as the manager should be called into question.
I don't why. But I got a chuckle at "Punishing bird escapes, and does punishing bird things." Combined with the smol smacking sound.
*light smacking* “I’m wearing him down!” *continues smacking*
It is what it is
New Employee talking with one of his seniors on his first day "So, What do we do when Punishing Bird escapes?"
The Senior pauses before responding with a shrug "Cover your Eyes? That little thing on its own is only a threat if it peaks your eye out."
"OH. So it's harmless."
"I never said that"
To quote a certain TH-camr:
"He's part of my litmus test. The sky is blue, water is wet, toast lands butter side down, and Punishing Bird has escaped again."
It's a beautiful day at the facility.
Nothing There just ate my best friend, White Night is trying to count to twelve again, One Sin is brooding in the corner, someone just drank the open can of Wellcheers, and there's a persistent thwack noise from hallway 7 as Punishing Bird does Punishing Bird things.
What youtuber / episode was this?
water is NOT wet
the agent: takes 623 damage
also the agent: a mere flesh wound
Bro i got an agent that is going that way and is just day 5, he tanked already 3 failed researchs and the guy is just fine.
“There is… no way to survive this attack.” Meanwhile, some guy survives this attack
lol he only takes 20% less damage from red damage its a miracle how he survived
I think he healed the exact moment he died
I'm pretty sure they just got lucky with Chesed's upgrade
Archimedes has really changed.
I was waiting for this fucking comment. Thank you
"ARCHIMEDES!" -some german doctor
Forgot what happened in the place where the actual lore of Punishing Bird, but what I can imagine is that this thing is an allegory for sensational justice. Naive, and a squeaky wheel, but lord help you if you give them any real fuel to fight you.
They were part of a trio of birds the others are big bird and the judgement bird. A prophet told them that a great monster would threaten the forest they lived in, so the birds sacrificed a part of themselves to try and prevent the monster from ruining their home. This bird had sacrificed their body to create a massive mouth to devour any evil with only one bite. That's the red spot on their otherwise perfectly white feathers.
Furthermore, punishing bird is going with the idea that, people to bad thing because they can and no one can punish them, so he decided to be the punisher of the trio
Moral of this story: care for your pets or they will that care of you
That bird's got some hidden Teth, you know what I'm Zayin?
I see, now I need you to go to T-09-85 and try out what it does. That thing won't research itself.
@@Karak-_- nah, he should go see what O-09-96 does
waw good joke
he
Commit go inside we can change anything
I find it sweet that it tames panicked employees.
One minute ago, most of my employees died and fell into panic and I was not very happy since I almost reached the max amount of PE boxes needed, but then I see punishing bird chasing someone in panic, and did not even stop to peck someone else so I felt much better then. It looked funny... for me atleast.
That's some form of bug no doubt. He took 623 red damage with his 51+1 HP. Only reason I can come up with is that attack reduced him to zero but at the same exact frame he was healed so the game didn't have the time to even register his death.
Cheated death because glitches... Nice. =w=
@@mistahjenkins4826Or Chesed's perk
Nah Chesed suppression reward kicking in
0:55 There is.... no way to survive thi-
Rose: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*
reminds me of the time one of my employees tanked nothing there's "goodbye" attack head-on. absolute madman
The birb that I thought it's just a wholesome yet a joke entity, until it turn to red and start chewing on the Employee .-.
I dont play the game, but your videos make me want to get it!
Good luck 🫡
If the red mouth of Punishing Bird was just fluff, it would be the perfect cutest pet ever
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE PEEEEEEEEECK*
One bite bird
Why the hell this bird punches so funny 😭
Especially with that *punch* sound
Bro really thought he can do things
"Endure 623"
Max hp: *52*
Logic: Birb
Thank God you get it when you don't have anything to hit it with, since it moves faster than melee at the start of the game (like with panicking employees that start jogging).
i just imagine one agent casually going tinto punishing bird's containment to pet them
seriously i need a plush of this little goober or i'm gonna breakreality
these videos are so good thank you. listening to you talk is very calming
0:54
U didn't espected that didn't ya?
Lol :^V
Loner Imortal heh, ya I had to fight laughing pretty hard XD
PB: “Did you pray today?”
Employee: “Uh, no?”
*SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!*
His goofy lil' idle when he's in containment makes him feel like a meme.
I like punishing bird. It has helped many of my panicking employees.
we all love punishing bird (i hope)
i love that punishing bird gives a gun
thanks for this bro i was just ab to give up on my run until i watched this
Rose just just said “built different”
And then the bird fled back to his containment out of shame
Video: Punishing bird
My brain: Punching bird
Me: well seems about right when the sound of pecking on an agent sounds like their punching the living hell out of them
Punishing Bird.
Also known as 'Stupid Bird, being stupid bird doing stupid bird things. Ignore it.'
"There is no way to survive this attack"
his employee: "survives this attack"
Fuck around and find out: The Abnormality
He isn't the smallest, the perch its on counts :D
Lol but the corporation added the perch so they wouldnt step on it so is it really part of the abnormality :P
No, it doesn’t. It was added by the corporation. Is a birds nest part of the bird? I do not believe so.
i low key like this cute boi
“There is no way to survive this attack”
Chesed: “allow me to introduce myself”
*nugget proceeds to survive the attack*
smol bird
that birb is jealous
got this as my second abnormality, good thing it ain’t hard to deal with
I like that it just attacks for being neglected
i have every reason to despise this adorable bird
Honestly I think this is the cutest abnormality. It’s a tiny bird. Of course there’s apocalypse bird but I mean when it’s not fused with the other birds it’s still cute.
I believe Rose survived thanks to Chesed’s core suppression reward, which is a 25% chance to heal to 50% HP or SP when they drop to 0 once per day. Very silly that it happened here though
0.3 red armour + the blessing from Knight of Despair can give someone with max health just barely enough to survive a chomp.
Nickname: Berd hate you
actual best boy
Grill: Did you die?
Rose: Sadly, yes...but I lived!
Very birb cute
Punishing Bird's attacks can kill anybody, anybody who isn't "Prudent Senior" Rose
props on rose surviving punishing bird
So basically every abnormality always had the chance to break out but they just spontaneously decide not to???💀💀💀
Rose really said "IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE" and "endured" 623 red damage
Help punishing bird escaped even though i took care of it and sent people in there every day every 20 seconds
0:58
**Proceeds to survive the attack**
Lol still remember that completely catching me off guard
i got this on the 6th day and everyone died 😭😭
Rose: I LIVED, BITCH.
Honestly if I were to play this game (but I won't because I want to have some sanity) I would pick this first chance I get so I could just listen to warning 1
I am sorry for my slowness, but could this bird be actually benefical? It doesn't seem to deal much damage to Agents and in case of panic it will beat some sense in them?
Old necro comments but... bird calms panic
Finally, we found the Punishing Gray Raven
Dont hit punishing bird back, its Physical damage is meager in comparison to when it restores sanity to panicking employee instead of damaging them.
Or else you will face an "Execution bird" that with its attack does 800 red damage (in most cases instantkill) to the attacker, chase them down until dead and if they are dead return back.
So ye if employee is panicking the Punishing bird restores some of their sanity instead of hurting them, which means he gives certain benefits to employees who went cuckoo, especially clerks
Have you contemplated redoing this series of videos now that the updated translation is a thing?
Na, honestly happy with how it came out and no desire to go through the nightmare it was to get them how I wanted lol I got 302 hours in lobotomy from it all XD
@@Grillmastah Haha, fair enough! I wouldn't want to do that all again either. It's not like there's any mechanical changes, anyways, just text changes.
Does everyone just forget cheesed core suppression buff?
i almost got it on like day 3 but i chose another one
Now let it fuse with the judgement vord and big bird
PuNiShInG bIrD hAs EsCaPeD aGaIn
i love punishmentjsls bird
Man, wtf did they do to archimedes?
I gave it bonk
@@Scout-gamingTF2 noooooooooo
Doesn't seem mean! Just playful! Dont try to hurt it though..
Is it possible to get this Abnormality in day 36?
I think you only get the birds in the first 2 sections
Ya know, I have but one question
Were you aware that Punishing Bird escaped from its containment? If not, I must say that your ability as the manager should be called into question.
I see Archimedes decided to go do his own thing-
Never knew he was so angy either
No wonder Medic loves him XD
he don't bite
horrifying
Archimedes! No!
RAHH LET ME PET THE BIRB 😡😡😡😭😭😭😭
Birdie
This.....
nugget
Thats me :D