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  • @gellebelle1
    @gellebelle1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5363

    "I gotta cover up the hole I punched in the wall from when the Lakers lost..." 😂😂😂

    • @bestvideoscompilation8728
      @bestvideoscompilation8728  2 ปีที่แล้ว +547

      “BeCAuSe I LiKe tO ThInK CrItiCaLLy AnD LoGiCalLy” 💀😂

    • @gigggiii
      @gigggiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@bestvideoscompilation8728 😭😭

    • @gellebelle1
      @gellebelle1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@bestvideoscompilation8728 But "FeMAles THinK wITh TheIR EmOTIonS!" That's what those "high value" clowns say, right?

    • @hiinsanity
      @hiinsanity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LMAOOOOOOOOO

    • @libertyseagle141
      @libertyseagle141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Does anybody actually like the Lakers anymore? Especially because of LeBron James....

  • @Charmayne7
    @Charmayne7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7730

    I love that these young women are ruthlessly roasting these fools. It makes me feel a little better about the future!

  • @submissiveproviderstboth9485
    @submissiveproviderstboth9485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7270

    "Smoking HENNY and DRINKING CRACK"😭😭😭😭🤡

    • @lindiwengwevela524
      @lindiwengwevela524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      That had me on the floor LOL

    • @jaz.herself
      @jaz.herself 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      My favorite one.

    • @cindykpower
      @cindykpower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      That part always got me

    • @MikaAKAJada
      @MikaAKAJada 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      It gets me EVERYTIMMEEE😂😂💀

    • @jas-n-motion
      @jas-n-motion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KatBlaque
    @KatBlaque 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1269

    THE HITACHI AS A MIC LOL

  • @brittw9781
    @brittw9781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1954

    “Okay you want a high value man, answer me this....are you willing to stop thinking stop speaking...” 😂😂😂

    • @ms.x1669
      @ms.x1669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AS-tb2mo
      @AS-tb2mo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And women be like yes if thats what it takes. Oftentimes still don't have man. I can't figure that shit out.

    • @sarauniyaGH
      @sarauniyaGH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Don't forget stop breathing 🤣

    • @lilscenechick1995
      @lilscenechick1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The sad part is, there are pick-me women out there who are willing to do that

    • @electricbeing993
      @electricbeing993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @marisajanine1009
    @marisajanine1009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    "I give her stress, like cutting grass with scissors" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MikaAKAJada
      @MikaAKAJada 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      😂

    • @solala1312
      @solala1312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      those two made me scream laugh so loud I scared myself. loved all the responses ✨

    • @wonderwoman5070
      @wonderwoman5070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🙃

    • @hereiam1041
      @hereiam1041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Msd4-13
      @Msd4-13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Are we gonna talk about how beautiful they were!

  • @MuslimahNefertari
    @MuslimahNefertari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4723

    The only thing I get out of cis straight men's podcast is that clowns will agree without hesitation with other clowns. At least they have a support group for the lonely and broken-hearted.

    • @Autumn-zd9nq
      @Autumn-zd9nq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I swear it's the revenge of the nerds lol

    • @newstart1847
      @newstart1847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Amen

    • @mostblunted_211
      @mostblunted_211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Its called the lgbtq community

    • @boogerboy2420
      @boogerboy2420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Talk about being fatherless...

    • @boogerboy2420
      @boogerboy2420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mostblunted_211 Lol

  • @sweettee1257
    @sweettee1257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    "why would my mama have me: I don't even want to be here" HOLLEEERRRIINNNGGG

    • @DestinyxWorship
      @DestinyxWorship 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That’s how a lot of men think fr 🤣 they want to be us so bad now

    • @sweettee1257
      @sweettee1257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@DestinyxWorship I can't blame them. Womanhood lit!!!

    • @SR77736
      @SR77736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That whole bit took me out lmao

    • @mindingmybusiness6309
      @mindingmybusiness6309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

  • @mochaxbunnii4266
    @mochaxbunnii4266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    “while my daddy was out smoking henny and drinking crack…” took me tf out 😭

  • @valeriaswanne
    @valeriaswanne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    I'll always remember those times I let my ex rile himself up over how I wouldn't "respect his masculine authority". He would be standing up, half shouting half crying about how "women are based on emotion" and not recognize my smug look at the irony of it all.

    • @SQUELCH-zj7il
      @SQUELCH-zj7il 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      😏 😏😏 What a silly billy he was

    • @No44778
      @No44778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Seriously, the men making those claims are usually so damn emotional

    • @peachbooks3199
      @peachbooks3199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      the lack of self awareness of these hetero men will forever be an enigma to me. it's embarassing

    • @sheskates6551
      @sheskates6551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣

    • @yeemawheaver1387
      @yeemawheaver1387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It's funny how men cry about women being emotional.

  • @deasyastarr
    @deasyastarr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2239

    “We are under attack by the modern wo-…oop!🤭 I was almost respectful” I can’t 🤣🤣🤣

    • @theblackschwab3561
      @theblackschwab3561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly how is "female" a disrespectful term to women? I don't get it.

    • @deasyastarr
      @deasyastarr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@theblackschwab3561 because you can call anything a female, animals, plants. We call males men because that assigns their humanity to them. Calling us women denotes our humanity.

    • @junawallace7315
      @junawallace7315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@deasyastarr preach sis...I don't think they heard you in the back fr

    • @pinkspirit6986
      @pinkspirit6986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@theblackschwab3561 female is not even used in other languages to refer to people, like you never hear it I doubt you'd even hear it in a fucking nature documentary. Literally no one says males either, I wonder why??maybe they want to be seen as human?

    • @kiarah5368
      @kiarah5368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theblackschwab3561 I'm honestly confused as well. Ppl get offended by a lot of things these days. I say "ladies" or "females". I call men "dudes" or "guys". The only term I see being offensive is calling a woman a girl.

  • @esemusic8294
    @esemusic8294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    "Mum, yes I've done the dishes" 😂😂

    • @KhaosDancer
      @KhaosDancer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Voice got high pitched af

    • @solaris5922
      @solaris5922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@KhaosDancer the way how I snorted 🤣🤣🤣

    • @RoseMidnight
      @RoseMidnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She went from 36 to 6 real quick lmao

  • @ladydusk1
    @ladydusk1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2853

    They say the best comedy emanates from a place of pain. That's why these videos are so important. Because while I'm laughing at the awesome impressions, I'm aware of the pain caused by the male troglodytes out there who inspire the parodies. Stay strong ladies...laughter is the best medicine, along with wisdom and awareness.

    • @bestvideoscompilation8728
      @bestvideoscompilation8728  2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Love this ❤️

    • @cheyemily6066
      @cheyemily6066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Well said 👏👏

    • @A.Beautiful.Greenery
      @A.Beautiful.Greenery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      True 👏 I can focus a lot on my anger, sometimes I forget all the pain underneath.

    • @jayak8217
      @jayak8217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What the men are saying is mostly true though

    • @amberkarlsson4483
      @amberkarlsson4483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      U know they ain’t gonna fuck you right? Girl bye.

  • @mariamlara803
    @mariamlara803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Y'all be talking too sophisticatedly. Those alpha males can't even form a coherent sentence without going "uhhh, mmMm, nO cAp, aYooo" and saying the word "like" in every two words

    • @lilscenechick1995
      @lilscenechick1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      And their co-hosts give a riveting contribution like "Facts 👌"

    • @sheskates6551
      @sheskates6551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      “U feel me “

    • @za685
      @za685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Exactly, bro, exactly" every 3 seconds 😐

    • @diplomat2623
      @diplomat2623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly

    • @cowoverthemoo
      @cowoverthemoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😆 🤣 😂

  • @nytoy8
    @nytoy8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    It's the "partially furnished apartment" that does it for me. LOLOLOLOL

  • @NinaKarle
    @NinaKarle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1948

    Hilarious...the women came thru. .that one watching his mother shoveling snow but definitely there for her protection. Dwll

    • @sunkissedbytmh3219
      @sunkissedbytmh3219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Yes.... so many good ones. That one had me rollin 🤣

    • @NinaKarle
      @NinaKarle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@sunkissedbytmh3219 true...some really good ones.. Had to go back and watch again. Sad but funny.

  • @ellejaydotson5406
    @ellejaydotson5406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1123

    LMAOFF! Women are hilarious when we get out our feelings and just mock them for the RiDAMNdiculousness of who they are.

    • @HALOSnHORNS
      @HALOSnHORNS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Oops are we trauma bonding 🤭

    • @ellejaydotson5406
      @ellejaydotson5406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@HALOSnHORNS - Ops! Was that a Freudian slip? The fact you would call it trauma says more about men than it does women.

    • @HALOSnHORNS
      @HALOSnHORNS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @ElleJay Dotson I called it trauma bonding because its the term used when people all agree with the fact that something cause harm to multiple people. I.e. men putting women through the ringer...So 🤔 no on the Freudian slip, perosnally but however you gotta understand the joke.

    • @HALOSnHORNS
      @HALOSnHORNS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @ElleJay Dotson I think we are agreeing, I'm not sure. Men fucked us up is my whole point 🤣 and we bonding over that shit. damn it's to early in the morning to be this confused.

    • @ellejaydotson5406
      @ellejaydotson5406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@HALOSnHORNS - Your comment sounds sarcastic.

  • @shywol6044
    @shywol6044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    the key and lock thing is so stupid. first off, most of these "keys" aren't even "unlocking" these "locks" if you know what I mean lol. And in reality, if a key doesn't unlock the lock, what do you do? Try another key. And if that doesn't work...? Try another key. And when you find one that actually unlocks it and the key gets worn down, what do you do? Get a brand new key. So if they really thought as logically as they say they do, they'd realize that this lock and key analogy supports female hoes more than male hoes 😭

    • @chxrbb_dxllhouse5403
      @chxrbb_dxllhouse5403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      the keys dont even be keying ☹

    • @MikaAKAJada
      @MikaAKAJada 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I hate analogies when they come out of bm mouths. I didn’t have a problem with words before I heard them talk. So unevolved and remedial I wanna throw up from my head spinning listening to the logic..

    • @loub1877
      @loub1877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      That whole key/lock thing made my brain shut down in an act of self preservation.

    • @2crisp63
      @2crisp63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MikaAKAJada bm?

    • @EnRoute0101
      @EnRoute0101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Keys are so much easier to replace than a lock 👌😂

  • @jessicakamuala293
    @jessicakamuala293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    NOT THE BABY BEING AN ALPHA MALE 😭💀💀💀😭😭💀😭❤️🫂🫂🤣😭😭💀😭😭🤣🤣

  • @redsunflower8999
    @redsunflower8999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    “Snatching virginities left and right”😂😂😂😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆

  • @solimine1007
    @solimine1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    I love how they touch basis on grandmothers that used to put up a more bullshit than they should have. Of course your grandmother stayed with your grandfather while he was cheating she wasn't allowed to have a job. Now that she actually has the freedom to be able to be free like a fucking human being of course she's not gonna put up with that.

  • @rosiee.9446
    @rosiee.9446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    “As the manager of the local mcdonalds” man no matter how many times I watch that video I bust out laughing every single time 😭

  • @marouabouhafs5266
    @marouabouhafs5266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Alpha podcast starter pack :
    What do you bring to the table
    My mother is my queen
    Woman locks men keys
    I'm dominant!

    • @Sarablueunicorn
      @Sarablueunicorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And they say it's not a cult. The sermon is all the same. They just repeat the same thing over and over and over again.
      They just go on internet and whine. How is a whining man attractive?

    • @kayade5305
      @kayade5305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Others:
      "These feeemales hit the wall at 25yrs".
      "These Black feeemales don't be submissive like white females".
      "These feeemales need to be traditional in 50/50 relationships"
      "These feeemale degrees and businesses don't mean sh*t".

    • @belusoji6387
      @belusoji6387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Don’t forget that I’m a high value man

    • @LauraHernandezUCL
      @LauraHernandezUCL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And the “everything I say is right because I’m a man so I think logically. Women can’t think. They’re emotional”

    • @ObeahKenobi
      @ObeahKenobi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SUBMIT!

  • @jovialjae
    @jovialjae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    I love that women are seeing through these "males" misogynistic viewpoints. They get on my nerves with this foolishness. 🤮

  • @nobumsleftbehindprteam4830
    @nobumsleftbehindprteam4830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "You dont know about a mans protection Im watching my momma right now shoveling snow. On the inside from the comfort of the couch."

  • @cici35official19
    @cici35official19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “Y’all ever thought about going to therapy?”🤣🤣🤣

  • @suchafknladyyy
    @suchafknladyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Lol the baby with the beard filter was so cute....

  • @loub1877
    @loub1877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    The thing I think I hate the most about the whole "alpha male" trend is that there's no concrete definition of what exactly an alpha male is, yet an unfortunate number of men make it their whole personality. Concepts like this are especially dangerous because their vaguness creates room for the idea to become as destructive as possible without limits.

    • @francookie9353
      @francookie9353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The "positive" examples of alpha male mentality are values like dependability, accountability, self-reliance, discipline, honesty, integrity, protectiveness and leadership.
      Where it becomes ... rotten, is when men fantasize about an ideal life of hedonistic pleasures without any self sacrifice or dedication - and are then frustrated that they aren't trrated like kings after not having made any effort.
      And the fact that guys have a need to name it "alpha" in the first place is the dumbest of all.

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@francookie9353 I absolutely love your comment. So many of these guys say "Females think toxic masculinity and alpha males are so bad now, they want us to act like weak betas or submissive women!" No. There are many positive aspects of traditional masculinity that many women find attractive and desirable, and you just mentioned many of them.
      It's weird how some of these "alphas" think the only way to be a true manly man is to be a brutish, angry, aggressive jerk whose main goal in life is to "put females in their rightful place," and if they don't behave that way, it makes them a "beta" or a weakling pushover. Guys, just be a strong, confident (but not cocky), capable, and respectful individual -- y'know, the normal, healthy "man stuff."

    • @francookie9353
      @francookie9353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sluttymctits4496 first of all, omg your name! 🤣 I love the juxtaposition of that with the topic at hand. Second, thanks! :)
      I believe "real" alpha males don't feel the need to call themselves that. The men that do are basically "cosplaying" masculinity. It's ... pretty sad, actually.

    • @peachbooks3199
      @peachbooks3199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@francookie9353 this is what a true alpha is. the old ideal. but they don't wanna self reflect and improve and just wanna complain and blame everything on other people. that is not true alpha behavior, why won't they see that?

  • @onlyerikkaaa
    @onlyerikkaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    “ I’m watching my mama shovel the snow” I hollered 😂😂

    • @catflon2388
      @catflon2388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And the HVM is assessing the risks from the comfy living room 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Personincrowd
    @Personincrowd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    This is perfect. The younger generation never dissapoints

  • @artofaries1113
    @artofaries1113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1703

    This just exposes the bipoloar, hypocrisy, of these guys. Do they understand how much contradiction they are displaying to the world?

    • @mostblunted_211
      @mostblunted_211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You think men want their shoes being taken off ?? Which part is exposing them? The cooking? Alot of these women just making a mockery for clout ... keep it real with yourself. Some of the women I do agree with tho.

    • @takeoutthetrash6235
      @takeoutthetrash6235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@mostblunted_211 It's not that deep honey.

    • @keijuaniapowers6655
      @keijuaniapowers6655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@mostblunted_211 and so do you...that's what makes it funny 😄

    • @keijuaniapowers6655
      @keijuaniapowers6655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@mostblunted_211 and these ladies didn't lie not one bit about these goofy male podcasts old mighty truth teller..

    • @keijuaniapowers6655
      @keijuaniapowers6655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@mostblunted_211 you must think I care what you think huh 🤔

  • @missmarymary6506
    @missmarymary6506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1687

    As a 69 year old Grandma who has been disgusted by these manosphere jackasses..And so saddened by the women that support these "ideals" ..( you know..the kitten heels clan? .)
    I THANK YOU .,👵🏼👵🏼...All Of you are On Point and Amazing...
    The " that's what you sound like when you talk" will fly right over their mysogyistic brains..But it was not lost on me! 🤣🤣🤣
    I love your generation!! 💓💓

    • @o.m9514
      @o.m9514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Thanks Grandma!!!

    • @whyparkjiminnotridejimin
      @whyparkjiminnotridejimin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      You sound so sweet! I don't know what the kitten heels are but I'll check it out right now.😊

    • @annisaarthur-castro6227
      @annisaarthur-castro6227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey Cyn G Cousin! 🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @Tafara7
      @Tafara7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whyparkjiminnotridejimin watch cyn g

    • @myriamtouil3347
      @myriamtouil3347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thank grandma i love you 😘😘😘

  • @Buccy_Mamthimkhulu
    @Buccy_Mamthimkhulu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    And they say women are not funny😂😂😂bishhh we hilarious

    • @janb92
      @janb92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Only unfunny men say women aren’t funny….

    • @lilscenechick1995
      @lilscenechick1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@janb92 Period 👌

    • @janethfreire3305
      @janethfreire3305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes yes yes

  • @vanessamillwood9710
    @vanessamillwood9710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "Jonathan, baby, come get your food" 🤣

  • @decemberdarling6058
    @decemberdarling6058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3355

    I love the unity. All races can agree that podcast dudes are 🚮. The girls are seeing through the bs and I LOVE IT!!! Keep it up ladies! 😂😂😆😆😆🔥🔥🔥

    • @thetruesoulofanaquarius9302
      @thetruesoulofanaquarius9302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Agreed the manosphere actually started with WM that's how those WW understand what BW be going thru when it come to men.

    • @starlethearlet237
      @starlethearlet237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @Ms. M we get it you hate black women and black people in general. Move on

    • @Thepriestessdeath
      @Thepriestessdeath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @Ms. M why are you calling women female? I’ve known so many black women who are hard workers, I’ve know so many who went out of their way to helped others in the workplace. Black women aren’t naive either especially not when it comes to white people come on now lol…read some of this out loud so you can hear yourself…the logic isn’t there. I’m really tired of people hating on them. I sincerely hope you learn from this and change your ways because black women don’t deserve this hate whatsoever.

    • @Thepriestessdeath
      @Thepriestessdeath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      To black women who might see this comment, I fucking love you all so much and people hate on those they’re jealous of and I’m sorry about all the gaslighting. You’re so beautiful and you are more loved than you may know because I promise so many of us admire from afar and are in awe of you. 💖🤟

    • @ms42662
      @ms42662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @Ms. M but its not the truth...on a human level you're wrong but also just statistically
      And you're really trying to say you can't hate black ppl because you yourself are black...two things you should look up:
      Self-hating and internalised racism

  • @_Natasha2222_
    @_Natasha2222_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Even the Somalian women had to jump in!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 I LOVE IT!!! MAKE THIS GLOBAL!!!

    • @kayanurshiya3778
      @kayanurshiya3778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You should hear what Dutch men say about their women. Good lord I thought Eritrean men (my country) were bad.

    • @Mayaa543
      @Mayaa543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Curious... what do they say? Lmao!

    • @Azulakayes
      @Azulakayes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love it...

    • @kayanurshiya3778
      @kayanurshiya3778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Mayaa543 they complain that they’re too ‘independent and feminist ‘. They blame them for the birth rate decline and compare them to Arab or immigrant women. The amount of times I have heard a Dutch man asking me if we could date , coz according to them I’ll be a good wife aka submissive is astonishing. Or my favourite non native women are in touch with with their baseline !! as if we are some sort of a computer 😆

    • @Doc-hp5wf
      @Doc-hp5wf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kayanurshiya3778 Men are not blaming them the government is the blaming them which is feminist .They even put out ads for marrying Dutch women . Also if they are independent and strong why do they need a man . They can always clean cat pop.

  • @Aquarius.Vibes.
    @Aquarius.Vibes. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    I LOVE the two Somali women!! They had me dead AF 😹😹😭 Funny & beautiful 😁

    • @Butterflier00
      @Butterflier00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      LIKE CUTTING GRASS WITH SCISSORS. I died.

    • @Aquarius.Vibes.
      @Aquarius.Vibes. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Butterflier00 They're naturals at this type of thing. They need their own channel 💪🏽

    • @ToriOfTheNile
      @ToriOfTheNile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      “Comb ready for no hair” 💀💀💀💀

  • @grethi8110
    @grethi8110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    not smoking henny and drinking cr**k😭😭

  • @rachel3760
    @rachel3760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    That lady with the baby filter nailed it!! "The hole I punched in the wall after the Lakers lost"🤣

  • @Ms_BeMe
    @Ms_BeMe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Sistas, we can shut all this down from these men, stop dating them and stop sleeping with them...let them go dry up. Go somewhere else where men are men. Meantime, build your Queendom! ✌✌✌

    • @Butterflier00
      @Butterflier00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      they aren't being slept with...that's these guys problems...you know they lying.

    • @janb92
      @janb92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It’s already happening. I been hearing these idiots complaining recently about how more men are single than ever and they’re all depressed about it. Cause nobody wants y’all!!!! Lol

    • @valeriaswanne
      @valeriaswanne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@janb92 yes! And they spin it like "females are rejecting men because they've been indoctrinated with feminine supremacy which will lead to the collapse of society" or something like that

    • @Ms_BeMe
      @Ms_BeMe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Shirooooooo 🤣🤣🤣

    • @berrymilk123
      @berrymilk123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Unfortunately, there will always be a low self-esteem Pickmeisha ready to please this type of man and try prove to everybody that she is "different" from the rest of the 'females'.

  • @lillustpotion
    @lillustpotion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Pantry stocked with every flavour of ramen 🍜🍜🍜💀💀💀

  • @LizNeptune
    @LizNeptune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    i have no words... yall said it all lmaooo and i appreciate the white girls chiming in cause white male red pillers are just as bad!!

    • @lilscenechick1995
      @lilscenechick1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The white dudes are extra douchey and even less self-aware.

    • @asiad7175
      @asiad7175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hell they started this mess 😂🤣

    • @yeemawheaver1387
      @yeemawheaver1387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The white girls in this were hilarious

  • @sweettee1257
    @sweettee1257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    "be yourself queen, don't do what I do" definitely them!

    • @SoftNSpicey
      @SoftNSpicey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I was screaming at that part 🤣

    • @electricbeing993
      @electricbeing993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣Heard this before. Shit gets me every time. Smh.

  • @EffRocco4evaElmo
    @EffRocco4evaElmo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    If this was a try not to laugh, I’d be screwed lol

    • @mikasjewels5772
      @mikasjewels5772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I was on the train lmao.

    • @Doc-hp5wf
      @Doc-hp5wf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No u wouldn't be screwed in years may be

  • @ivegotsparetime2470
    @ivegotsparetime2470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Swollmate!!! 🤣

  • @alexstar8005
    @alexstar8005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This is how men think seriously! I had a Black man try to shame me for not being a virgin and his mama got three baby daddies. And is super ratchet and don’t even clean the house. Go is shame your mama not me.

  • @GretaZ-dd3lu
    @GretaZ-dd3lu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I'm a Gen X woman and I can't even express how proud I am of these younger generations of women who aren't tolerating BS from males. You ladies are queens! ❤️

  • @mikasjewels5772
    @mikasjewels5772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    This is the best compilation ever. Literally all we can do is troll, drag and laugh at them because they're too far gone.

  • @michonnegrimes880
    @michonnegrimes880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    This is EPIC and the dragging is REAL! I cannot!🤣🤣🤣🤣These women are too accurate with their spot on manosphere utter nonsense! So many gems, I cannot choose.

  • @takeoutthetrash6235
    @takeoutthetrash6235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    These kinda videos make me proud to be a women.

  • @callmekrayy
    @callmekrayy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    It's the accurate excessive use of "females" for me! OMGGGG! LOL

  • @likeag6216
    @likeag6216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I feel embarrassed for any woman who dates/marries these men. Those poor poor souls

    • @likeag6216
      @likeag6216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Matter of fact,I feel embarrassed for any female family members they have.

    • @Affluent-Ghetto-Blackman
      @Affluent-Ghetto-Blackman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funny thing is those marriage never last. Men aren’t built for those marriage anymore then they claim women aren’t

    • @nine73soldier
      @nine73soldier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love the fact you kept going😂 you said “no edits, let my comment stand. I’ll just add on”. Yes! 👑

    • @likeag6216
      @likeag6216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nine73soldier thank you🥴

  • @lahopkins9746
    @lahopkins9746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    They're all funny but some are absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @rana8087
    @rana8087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    A key 🔑 that opens many locks is house keeping.

    • @AkumuShi
      @AkumuShi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Boom!

    • @sagittariusbeauty
      @sagittariusbeauty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      👏🤣 Okay I have to use this

    • @jenjenns_
      @jenjenns_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This comment is underrated 😂😂 facts!!

    • @triciam4798
      @triciam4798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @ragtagthesaggyhagjohnson2252
    @ragtagthesaggyhagjohnson2252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Y'all... I'm so stupid. I get it now.
    Our generation watched our moms, aunties and grandmas get treated like dirt by the men in their lives. Boys looked at them with love and admiration, thus want a partner like them. Girls looked at them as their future, and said, not no, but HELL no.

  • @sophias1037
    @sophias1037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "these women don't want to hear science" my fav line.

  • @breezyrenee3299
    @breezyrenee3299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Fun fact. My best friends baby daddy is super sexist and homophobic. We found out later he cheated on her with a man he hooked himself for. I'm now convinced all misogynists are just in the closet and it no longer bothers me.

    • @letsstartadialogueeh7692
      @letsstartadialogueeh7692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I would also add to the comment above that it has little to do with sexual attraction, and more to do with being comfortable in their own skin, as their own gender. They feel weak on the inside and have to compensate.

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@letsstartadialogueeh7692 So in order to make themselves feel better they shame the ones that are "weak".

  • @PallyB
    @PallyB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    “As a high value man, I need a woman with a low value weight”💀💀💀🤣

  • @NunayahBuisness
    @NunayahBuisness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    As a dude who's very tired of these alpha males I loved this. These are new to me but I'm on a binge now.

    • @joshieboi21
      @joshieboi21 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol bro, hope the dms go up for u

    • @desi1997-
      @desi1997- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joshieboi21 they aren't up for you that's for sure

    • @joshieboi21
      @joshieboi21 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@desi1997- lol ok Desi

  • @singanddance-q9b
    @singanddance-q9b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The yt girl with the cryptocurrecy had me in tears

  • @harlempixie338
    @harlempixie338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Somali mums. 😂 “I give her stomach ache, like lactose intolerance.

  • @gtail942
    @gtail942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “So what if all I care about is women’s bodies and their beautiful curves, ITS NOT LIKE I WANT TO BE ONE … ALL THE TIME” 😂😂 she hit that one, that’s really why some of these men mad lmao 🤣

  • @NoName-oe4gm
    @NoName-oe4gm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
    Y’all did a good job. Please bring more.
    No One spoke on 50/50 relationship, while we(women) work, take care of the kids, cook,clean,fuck, suck and men still can’t provide for that 80/20 relationship. 👨🏾

    • @neo1053
      @neo1053 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I will day 90/10

  • @kmariamv
    @kmariamv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Men With Mics, YIKES 😂

  • @4cme199
    @4cme199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how these types of podcasts were taken seriously for like a day and then everyone just started clowning them 😂😂

  • @finessagee3737
    @finessagee3737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The 'passive income' one, 'well are you ready to give up thinking?', 'all I ask for is that she have no personality' y'all have me me ROLLING. TEARS.

  • @taneisha6234
    @taneisha6234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    4:55, 7:45 "Kyle Out", 8:55, and 23:43 "Submit has 2 syllables so why can't we have 2 women", was hilarious. 😄 But, 24:01 had me laughing with tears. She said "As the manager of the local McDonalds, I feel like women just want me for my pockets....If I take a woman out, we should be able to go to Wendy's and sit in the car and eat" 😂

  • @Tyda777
    @Tyda777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    How could this be?? Women can't be funny??🤔😂🤣😆

    • @jhanelbartley8106
      @jhanelbartley8106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I think you mean "Females". 😂

    • @gansz_lol
      @gansz_lol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@jhanelbartley8106 hahaha
      the f in female stands for funny. But then they say
      women aren't funny but always say females for women

    • @rowdyruffy
      @rowdyruffy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gansz_lol righttt 💀💀

  • @RachelDeRosier010894
    @RachelDeRosier010894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    We're women, not females.

    • @mellonbee1204
      @mellonbee1204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      In alpha podcast world you're either a bitch or a "these females"

    • @kwilliams3161
      @kwilliams3161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No …you’re a female.

    • @alyssajimenez1362
      @alyssajimenez1362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kwilliams3161 shut up male

    • @kwilliams3161
      @kwilliams3161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Pipecat3 degrading since when ? Can you please explain how it’s degrading.You act as if I’m calling you something rude like promiscuous women get labeled as.I refer to guys including myself as male/s.so what’s the issue.

    • @kwilliams3161
      @kwilliams3161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alyssajimenez1362 I’m fine being called a male.but telling me to shut up when I haven’t said or done anything bad to you is extremely rude .

  • @attitudeproblem6462
    @attitudeproblem6462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Holy JESUS! Let THIS ROAST CONTINUE THROUGHOUT *ETERNITY!!!* 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @divyanshiyadav7723
    @divyanshiyadav7723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "If you gotta sub and you gotta mit, you need two people for that. you get me?" This is exactly how much sense men make.

  • @perhapsshellliveafterall
    @perhapsshellliveafterall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    All these ladies saying "as a high value man" has me in bits 🤣🤣🤣 they really do say that though 😆🤦‍♀️😆

  • @mirakings1867
    @mirakings1867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Love this!! Why is this sooo accurate?! I'm cackling sooo hard RN! 🤣

    • @o.m9514
      @o.m9514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's soo accurate!

  • @bestvideoscompilation8728
    @bestvideoscompilation8728  2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Ladies came through with this one LMAO 🔥😂 Comment your favorite!

  • @lilianrose715
    @lilianrose715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    If a man asks me what I bring to the table I’m just going to say a healthy mental state and self respect and leave because we not doing that not with me

  • @blainehagler6481
    @blainehagler6481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    These were gold… pure gold!! “Be yourself” had me CRYING

  • @No44778
    @No44778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Oh my god the "women cheat emotionally, men just cheat physically" took me tf out

  • @OpulentBWSpace
    @OpulentBWSpace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Moral to the story..dont take men seriously.🤣🤣

    • @sunkissedbytmh3219
      @sunkissedbytmh3219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Exactly

    • @ThePhoenix3712
      @ThePhoenix3712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      More like don't pick those kind of guys, yes take dudes seriously that think dangerously of you as a woman.

    • @mostblunted_211
      @mostblunted_211 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yikes

    • @mostblunted_211
      @mostblunted_211 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThePhoenix3712 thank you women like that give yall a bad name

    • @keijuaniapowers6655
      @keijuaniapowers6655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@ThePhoenix3712 here comes the " not all men should've choose better" dusty

  • @soblessed4844
    @soblessed4844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I’m dead!!!🤣😂🤣😂The young queens are representing! I’m so happy they see through the bullshit!

  • @alleaseewsenoj161
    @alleaseewsenoj161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The girl with the bun and the friends hoodie is the best

    • @Dangerous_Peace
      @Dangerous_Peace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Be yourself queen, be yourself 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mystea840
    @mystea840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    When Liz came in with the bald cap and round brush I screamed. When she hit the baby with the binky, I died. I’m dead now and have to go follow her on the Tok

  • @mallows9531
    @mallows9531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    NOT THE BRUSHING OF THE NON EXISTENT HAIR 😭

  • @tiffakang4525
    @tiffakang4525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    THEY ARE DRAAAAAGING!🤣🤭

  • @tapdancingrabbits124
    @tapdancingrabbits124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Let’s not forget we can end these men’s bloodlines 💁🏾‍♀️

    • @psionicpowers132
      @psionicpowers132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes and we are that main key aka the janitor to their existence.. When women know their biology and the parthenogenesis of giving birth without a male sperm, they will really wake up..They put a piece in the Bible as so called Mary giving birth by a holy spirit, but it's infact parthenogenesis of ancient women who were giving birth, but only to girls..

    • @asiad7175
      @asiad7175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So would that mean Jesus was a girl? Or was he a special case? I’m not being funny either lol I seriously wanna know I have never heard this theory before. I gotta look into this, very interesting

    • @abejareina1989
      @abejareina1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This! This... gives me so much hope for the future!

    • @almostafa4725
      @almostafa4725 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re so promiscuous, you probably don’t even know who the father is

    • @kermitthehermit3072
      @kermitthehermit3072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@asiad7175 I think it would make sense, Jesus would only have his mother's chromosomes

  • @taia6715
    @taia6715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The BABY WITH THE BEARD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tambamthankyoumaam1437
    @tambamthankyoumaam1437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    What I gathered is…. Men of this generation across the board are lost 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TommieGunn19
    @TommieGunn19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “YOU ARE, AND WILL ALWAYS BE A FEMALE”
    Bruhhhhh 😩😩😩😂😂😂

  • @MotherKale-yj7fi
    @MotherKale-yj7fi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    The alpha male mentality is the funniest thing to me, mostly because alpha wolves are actually the most caring wolves of a pack. So I don't understand why it's called alpha male, other than people are stupid.

    • @Weekenday
      @Weekenday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not sure if I'm understanding how alpha wolves being caring amongst their pack mates makes the whole idea of alpha male mentality funny. But I believe someone is an alpha when they are self-assured, confident, strong willed, and dominant in respect to that person's personality and social interactions. I do agree with you that most people lack understanding of the term and use it incorrectly.

    • @MotherKale-yj7fi
      @MotherKale-yj7fi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Weekenday, it's funny to me because most 'alpha' males are toxic as hell and are easily angered/slash emotional, but claimed they're so caring and loving... Pretty much 'nice guys' x10. And it's also funny because that is the majority of the men in my family.

    • @Weekenday
      @Weekenday 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MotherKale-yj7fi ohhhh i get where you are coming from now. I would say if those men are so easy to loose themselves in the heat of the moment, then they lack confidence in themselves making them not alphas lmao 😂

    • @MotherKale-yj7fi
      @MotherKale-yj7fi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Weekenday Exactly, but it's only, in my experiance, those are the men who call themselves 'alpha' males.

    • @haruk2312
      @haruk2312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its funny because 'alpha' wolves doesn't exist in real life. Only in movies. In real life the wolf mother is the biggest and the strongest.

  • @Camille4Real
    @Camille4Real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    @03:11 This chick 😂🤣 "my pee pee touches the water when I sit down to pee"
    @07:42 "Swollmate" 🤣😂🤣 "Kyle out"
    @09:35 OMG! They're GORGEOUS!
    @15:22 "Hurr-woof roof ROOF!" 😂🤣😂
    @17:25 The man bun! 😆
    @20:39 The hand movements 😂🤣😂

  • @ra9nine268
    @ra9nine268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Focus on finding myself
    ...a big booty queen" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LibraVibesSnice80
    @LibraVibesSnice80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    This shit made my entire afternoon 😂🤣😂

  • @TheSilverphoenix88
    @TheSilverphoenix88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    As a man, I approve this trend (not that women need my approval, just that I have a sense of humor)

  • @tianaanderson9476
    @tianaanderson9476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Be Yaself Queen”👏🏾😂😂😂😂

  • @gwynnethmceachrane3819
    @gwynnethmceachrane3819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The woman in the red shirt at 20:37 gave me "Me Tarzan, You Jane" vibes 🤣🤣🤣
    This whole video is hilarious!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Oyama_
      @Oyama_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @EverythingKash
    @EverythingKash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    THIS WAS *EVERYTHING* 😂😂😂😂

  • @auntielu4394
    @auntielu4394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    17:20 is that a ‘massage device’ she’s using as a microphone? 😂

    • @muse5633
      @muse5633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Iconic😂

    • @jennygrl1993
      @jennygrl1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THANK YOU!!! Omg I had to scroll far too long to find this comment. Please move yourself to the front of the line and have a wonderful day!

    • @Sarablueunicorn
      @Sarablueunicorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What a queen

    • @t.f.6297
      @t.f.6297 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yessss i noticed that too!!@ 😅🤣😂

  • @sarahcloud444
    @sarahcloud444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When they started barking- that sent me 💀💀

  • @YveWin
    @YveWin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    4:56 The SNORT! 🤣😭
    Edit: That damn lock/key analogy is straight dumpster. And of course, they all latched onto it.
    All were bullseye! 🤣🤣😭

  • @cnashford2
    @cnashford2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    2:05 killed me. I legit hit the button to expand the video (in order to see a cute little baby) just to see the filter on the kid as well. 😂😂😂

  • @jjthepikazard212
    @jjthepikazard212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    2:11 i love how the baby also has a beard