Dark Souls: Remastered - Everything Will Kill You In The End

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  • @Theray0evan
    @Theray0evan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    Is this Jerma985? THE jerma985 that died to Pinwheel *ON STREAM*??

  • @GermanPeter
    @GermanPeter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Can't believe he died to Pinwheel.

    • @kyris0
      @kyris0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GermanPeter on a Jerma vid? This is a TF2 crossover that needs to happen. JermanPeter

    • @C4Hertz
      @C4Hertz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh my god Jerma died to pinwheel 11:00
      I can't believe it
      I can't believe it's not butter
      I can't believe it's not a lie

  • @TrueCarthaginian
    @TrueCarthaginian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Thank God for the *P O W S E*

    • @Nateguy632
      @Nateguy632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      TrueCarthaginian POISY

  • @mrexplodingduck
    @mrexplodingduck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    This streamer died to pinwheel in full havels with two phantoms?!

    • @martinmortyry7444
      @martinmortyry7444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, you don't get it, phantoms make it HARDER!

  • @shizzlebizzfizz
    @shizzlebizzfizz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    I dont think I have ever seen a fanbase where one side is filled with absolute contempt and want nothing more than to experience schadenfreude with everything he does and the other who loves Jerma unconditionally and are supportive and want to see him be happy. And it's just an everyday typical stream for Jerma...

    • @Dontrel3030
      @Dontrel3030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      We're like his older siblings who love him but like to tease him

    • @nativechatter999
      @nativechatter999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Those two groups are the same

    • @NotAFanMan88
      @NotAFanMan88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Then you give him some bits with a message so that he continues to read the banter.

    • @pangilli1880
      @pangilli1880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You summed up the Dark Souls fanbase pretty well.

    • @timpedra
      @timpedra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DON'T EAT THE BERRIES!

  • @Cruzi
    @Cruzi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "large soul of the brave little toaster"
    These references, man.

    • @gonzaloc4711
      @gonzaloc4711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read this comment as jerma was saying that in the video.. talk about references

    • @theyoten1613
      @theyoten1613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is this a reference to?

    • @RandomTomatoSoup
      @RandomTomatoSoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theyoten1613 just the brave little toaster

    • @LordCantalo
      @LordCantalo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theyoten1613 I know this is years later, but the Brave Little Toaster movies are timeless classics. Like Iron Giant.

  • @Taktwo2
    @Taktwo2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    local mutant tortures and slaughters stray cats

    • @SergioSource
      @SergioSource 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just a couple of myutants

    • @Dontrel3030
      @Dontrel3030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Now that is a perfect cat butthole - Jerma985

    • @genius7328
      @genius7328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey Taktwo2 thanks for the Pixies uploads,
      I 'preciate it.

    • @genius7328
      @genius7328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :(

    • @Taktwo2
      @Taktwo2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GENIUS Thanks man! Before streaming services became the norm TH-cam was where you went, besides pirating or just buying digital albums.

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Imagine Dark Souls 3 becomes such a meme that people who don't watch his streams _actually_ only know him as the guy who beat Dark Souls 3 on stream

    • @FatCatCooper
      @FatCatCooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is real now

    • @cobaltnightmare5920
      @cobaltnightmare5920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought he did I literally went looking for footage of it

  • @thebaconhammer3849
    @thebaconhammer3849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Jerma lore, Dark Souls lore, and a little bit of Brave Little Toaster lore all in one video?!?

  • @WillytheWendigo
    @WillytheWendigo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    is this the guy who was EMBARRASSED and SCARED on stream?
    also I can't believe that the father of Byeahs DISOWNED BURGAHS

  • @CrundoSplashberry
    @CrundoSplashberry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Jungo is a good boy and I hope his new live in Sony Vegas is good

    • @Mrpawsum2
      @Mrpawsum2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me fuckin too

  • @me_mal
    @me_mal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    WKUK at the beginning of a jerma vid?
    when worlds collide.

    • @bellusdaisy
      @bellusdaisy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      WKUK was the perfect blend of horrible idiocy and unfiltered genius

    • @STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE
      @STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      >when worlds collide
      you'll laugh so hard you swear you died
      >when worlds collide
      hold my hand I'll be your guide
      >when worlds collide
      buckle
      buckle up for the sweetest ride
      prepare to have your mind blown wide
      >when worlds collide

  • @nogooglestopaskingformynam3656
    @nogooglestopaskingformynam3656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    IS THIS THE STREAMER WHO DIED TO PINWHEEL ON STREAM?!

    • @DevilsKnight777
      @DevilsKnight777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nogoogle Stopaskingformyname Perhaps

    • @258thHiGuy
      @258thHiGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's fine because he beat Dark Souls 3 *on stream*

  • @redrockit0075
    @redrockit0075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    What kind of madman eats a whole cake by himself??

    • @abdulali7329
      @abdulali7329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      absoluteunittt people that don’t have to share any of the cake.

    • @Nateguy632
      @Nateguy632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A sad sad man

    • @DQBlizzard_
      @DQBlizzard_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A jerm

    • @TERPormf
      @TERPormf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A small man

    • @cheezorger
      @cheezorger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      me

  • @koalabear1984
    @koalabear1984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    *I was watching and reading things people were saying*

  • @bingbong413
    @bingbong413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Is this THE streamer that beat dark souls 3 ON STREAM?

  • @Champiness
    @Champiness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jerma continues his sympathetic descent into a YA dystopian ruler

  • @KitsuNoir
    @KitsuNoir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ended up looking up mercury and bioaccumulation, because what I remember from class I thought it never left the body.
    Turns out it just takes a few months to pass, but that means you can sustainably have tuna and it won't just accumulate until it becomes hazardous. Once a week should be fine.

  • @NormieNorum
    @NormieNorum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    *Local streamer hates garbage can food.*

  • @MrDrCthulhu
    @MrDrCthulhu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thank god for the
    P O W S E

  • @magnumdong8437
    @magnumdong8437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    11:01 Only watch this part guys, the rest is filler.

    • @swegboy0238
      @swegboy0238 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Magnum Dong oh I get it

    • @Nateguy632
      @Nateguy632 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The video is 11:10 long that part doesn’t even exist. Fool

  • @silverk08
    @silverk08 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don’t eat Oreo coz you will end up puking in your mother’s bed.

  • @bearface_
    @bearface_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yeah as long as you're not having a stick of butter every day, having a regualr diet is important
    Like y'know some cawfee, cheetooos, CHICKENNN

  • @fortuys7754
    @fortuys7754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    By the way we're all gonna die guys.

    • @Nateguy632
      @Nateguy632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nathan Colombari NOT ME AAAAHAHAHAHAHA with the power of the power rangers I’ll be invincible! AHAHAHA

  • @jackreid9521
    @jackreid9521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I know a guy who scrapes a stick of butter on mini pretzels and eats it.

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny thing is there is a guy who lived into like his 90's and all he ate in his later years was bread dipped in fatback and a bottle of wine. He chose fatback because he claimed bacon was too lean. So yeah nothing is good for you but every person can handle eating and drinking different things.

  • @weeballoon5865
    @weeballoon5865 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Lovin all the dark souls content
    Even if you're a dirty cheater hack

  • @Dan-sn6vn
    @Dan-sn6vn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Haha you are small and I am funny

    • @robosnipes
      @robosnipes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      C O M P A C T

  • @Waynimations
    @Waynimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jerma has the best intros

  • @clutchedbyanangel
    @clutchedbyanangel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Three little words that make every Dark Souls so much easier.
    *ROLL THROUGH IT*

  • @superbigtime
    @superbigtime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    is this the streamer *THAT TURNED INTO A LITTLE MUTANT GOBLIN MAN* _ON STREAM???_

  • @Calzonero.
    @Calzonero. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Eating fish at least one time a week is good for you, so you are doing great, Jeremy. ❤

  • @ReaperCaliber
    @ReaperCaliber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's okay Jerma, I didn't expect you to make it through Blighttown.

  • @h0verman
    @h0verman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the food discussion was the first rant i have ever been on jerma's side for

  • @xX_Thaddeus_Xx
    @xX_Thaddeus_Xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    To quote a famous comedian: "It's all bullshit, and it's bad for ya."

  • @R3N_22
    @R3N_22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly Jerma is THE most tolerant streamer out there with his jermaHeart of steel and jermaIQ of 9

  • @strangejett1394
    @strangejett1394 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly, up until this point, I always thought the memes were true. I thought Jerma actually died to Pinwheel. I've been completely lied to. What a day.

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      this is the exact outcome so many jermamites hoped for, and yet none of them are here to see it

  • @babafrog1877
    @babafrog1877 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Everything will kill you in the end... Even Pinwheel

  • @daniel.holbrook
    @daniel.holbrook 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    watching jerma is the only thing in the universe good for you

  • @lazarusnouvel7320
    @lazarusnouvel7320 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    They used to call me Old Nuke Fingers back in my college days

  • @firefang225
    @firefang225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Still can't believe Jerma died to Pinwheel

  • @fluffstalker
    @fluffstalker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm the giant cat that makes all of the rules...

  • @hunterjohnson7666
    @hunterjohnson7666 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait wait wait wait wait
    WHO THE FUCK EATS A ENTIRE CAKE BY THEMSELVES!?

  • @Hol-Horse
    @Hol-Horse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Remember when Woolie beat Manus but Pat and Woolie both missed Dusk completely and lost her dialogue forever?
    I-I mean uhh... Jerma is so small! ha! haha! haaa....

  • @TF2Gaming101
    @TF2Gaming101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    jerma is so fed up with his chat that he says "not banning you is a kindness" honestly jerma please get physchriastic help. the evil laughs are too much for my soul

  • @z3r070000
    @z3r070000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that WKUK intro is the best

  • @jet4432
    @jet4432 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:47 AAAAAWWW

  • @gamblerofrats
    @gamblerofrats 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Small body, large soul

  • @hada__02
    @hada__02 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “There’s like two sticks of butter in a cake” sorry, but what the FUCK kinda cakes is he baking/eating, the PSYCHO

  • @RagdollWraith
    @RagdollWraith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    air kills you. if we could live in a vacuum, or at least a place without oxygen, without needing oxygen to survive, we'd be nearly immortal

  • @Mynestrone
    @Mynestrone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wtf was that pendant move?! what a pro streamer

  • @medicami
    @medicami 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    P O W S E, thank god for powse

  • @hookiebookie1
    @hookiebookie1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:40
    Just after he killed Manus he sounded like Morty when he broke his leg in s01e01

  • @b3afy505
    @b3afy505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I liked this video for the kid eating a stick of butter.

  • @sw3aty_forte
    @sw3aty_forte 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Java jex eats sticks of butter on stream: INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHES CATS

  • @MegaDrain
    @MegaDrain 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    big poise for big bois

  • @Speknoz
    @Speknoz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jerma for president 2020.

  • @westy229
    @westy229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If it only took a couple of tries for him to beat Manus then you can't call him bad. Change my mind.

  • @LondonLock
    @LondonLock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh shit a WKUK intro

  • @lucianobradley5996
    @lucianobradley5996 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tiny streaming dictator threatens to nuke dissenters.

  • @Ryanska_u
    @Ryanska_u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Beanbag sonic adventures

  • @bwifpunish
    @bwifpunish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sometimes I wish I was in on these streams so I could set the record straight. In order to understand all these different studies about foods you have to know the most important rule of toxicology. The danger is always in the dosage, never the substance, or put more simply, too much of anything isn't good for you, a runner in the 2004 Boston marathon died of hyponatremia, drinking too much water. So it's true, fish do have small amounts of mercury in them due to many industries releasing it as a waste product into the ocean, but you would have to basically eat an entire predatory fish, (As they accumulate it more from eating smaller fish) every day for months to actually see any ill effects, which with mercury is pretty easy to spot, especially with thousands of people watching you almost everyday. Anyway as always you need a balanced diet, Jerma is correct however that eating burgers in the same volume would kill you much faster. While everything will kill you eventually, some things will do it faster!

  • @philosophy_andy
    @philosophy_andy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Local streamer eats a WHOLE CAKE on STREAM???!!

  • @TheMornal
    @TheMornal 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tolerant streamer dies to pinwheel, puts nuke on finger

  • @DQBlizzard_
    @DQBlizzard_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The goblin is within

  • @Nvshvil
    @Nvshvil 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    nice little excerpt from the Whitest Kids u' Know at the beginning there

  • @339blaster
    @339blaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh yeeaah I remember this stream
    Basically, don't eat because everything is bad for you

  • @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
    @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never forget his tall-orence (or lack thereof)

  • @kingofAwsomness
    @kingofAwsomness 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:58 Jerma is el goblino confirmed

  • @genius7328
    @genius7328 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    B-O-W-S-E = poise.

  • @Dontrel3030
    @Dontrel3030 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh boy here comes the Bed of Chaos fiasco

  • @pocketninja00
    @pocketninja00 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pinwheel confirmed for next Jerma Rumble!!!!

  • @ProStateExaminer
    @ProStateExaminer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This dude died to Pinwheel while being overleveled and wearing FULL HAVEL'S ARMOR

  • @TheRenegadist
    @TheRenegadist 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Black Dragon Stunlock*

  • @BananaPhoPhilly
    @BananaPhoPhilly 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm so happy you like WKUK

    • @bellusdaisy
      @bellusdaisy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jerma had nothing to do with this video's editing

  • @sickmindedteenager
    @sickmindedteenager 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:40
    MORTY?!

  • @greaterdanemark2397
    @greaterdanemark2397 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s okay

  • @Shauntungosaurus
    @Shauntungosaurus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    POTATOES. Potatoes are the perfect food. Just dont fry them.

  • @Moonriser73
    @Moonriser73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    JERMA VIDEO
    JERMA VIDEO

  • @jodox2557
    @jodox2557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    House Carl is god

  • @openg739
    @openg739 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who eats a full cake? What is wrong with you?
    Savage

  • @flyingrussians218
    @flyingrussians218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jerma is mad part infinity

  • @masterchicken497
    @masterchicken497 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    still can't believe jerma died to pinwheel.

  • @MrBananajon
    @MrBananajon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the wkuk
    thanks for reminding

  • @GropeZero
    @GropeZero 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    thank god for the POWSE

  • @maxnickel6322
    @maxnickel6322 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The intro is Whitest Kids You Know :Butter Bars sketch for those interested to comedy gold (other than Jerma) : th-cam.com/video/pUn3gf-0VlY/w-d-xo.html

  • @hiero5398
    @hiero5398 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you die to pinwheel

  • @garrettdrummond3896
    @garrettdrummond3896 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this guy

  • @Trygyl
    @Trygyl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh man, WKUK

  • @Calzilla-yd8qg
    @Calzilla-yd8qg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Local streamer threatens to ban innocent chat members for giving helpful advise while eating stick of butter

  • @SimplyMavAgain
    @SimplyMavAgain 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait you're supposed to use the fucking pendant?!

  • @iliketehfair
    @iliketehfair 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kalameet finna make me Kalaskeet.

    • @2Eliishere
      @2Eliishere 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kala y e e t

  • @cheetobandito9857
    @cheetobandito9857 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:58 for Snatacat

  • @BigR.O.B.
    @BigR.O.B. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah ok this video is pretty good

  • @trevkr1421
    @trevkr1421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I heard this guy died to pinwheel! haha!!

  • @gabey.5216
    @gabey.5216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Jerma’s a worse cheater than DoctorDisRespect

  • @clay.enfield
    @clay.enfield 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:11 make a wish

  • @slime7809
    @slime7809 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude really ate 2 whole cakes before?

  • @scrithen2836
    @scrithen2836 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Theres no way it was a coincidence that i got an ad for butter when i clicked on this

  • @pimpdaddyg2081
    @pimpdaddyg2081 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every stream jerma turns into a goblin mutant