What happens in a self cleaning public restroom 🚽

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  • @GlitchedBlox
    @GlitchedBlox ปีที่แล้ว +7832

    Bathroom so clean there's hundreds of bodyguards guarding it.

    • @M1kyo
      @M1kyo ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Definitely!...

    • @djkraken124
      @djkraken124 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, it's actually very disgusting bc hobos always pisses aside instead of inside

    • @JeromeADavis
      @JeromeADavis ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​@@djkraken124even if, the floor is cleaned, and that one didn't look so dirty. An American public bathroom is a complete abomination in comparison.

    • @Andrew..J
      @Andrew..J ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *guard points rifle at person leaving*
      I didnt hear you wash your hands

    • @Evelyn80264
      @Evelyn80264 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@djkraken124 yeah, would be better if they just spent the money on many more public restrooms. sad so many homeless people have to use the street, as many bathrooms are privately owned, and only for customers.

  • @mflocka
    @mflocka ปีที่แล้ว +11829

    bro went through gotham city just to visit a bathroom 😭😭

    • @ZEN1X1
      @ZEN1X1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      when you gotta shit you gotta shit

    • @Ghost-jx5hj
      @Ghost-jx5hj 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@ZEN1X1most of em just shit the streets

    • @ZEN1X1
      @ZEN1X1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      real@@Ghost-jx5hj

    • @danielstellwag3081
      @danielstellwag3081 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He definitely touched

    • @ATF-
      @ATF- 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That’s just Paris lmao

  • @mravocadoman2904
    @mravocadoman2904 ปีที่แล้ว +4950

    U.S gas stations and Home Depots desperately need this

    • @enkininhursag4728
      @enkininhursag4728 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ... just do it ❤

    • @thenelsonbruhs722
      @thenelsonbruhs722 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      If you live in the south, you know how nice and clean Buccee’s always is

    • @evanluck1229
      @evanluck1229 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I regretfully used a sonic bathroom a while back. Add that to the list, the handles were stiff with calcium buildup, and has dirt all over the floor

    • @Smartass-pl3nx
      @Smartass-pl3nx ปีที่แล้ว

      How the hell do Americans not only miss while they shit on the bowl but also spray the feces all over the wall

    • @nickelblock784
      @nickelblock784 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      not sure about everywhere but around me irving has a pretty good rep for bathrooms

  • @benjobanjo7475
    @benjobanjo7475 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +901

    Anyone notice the water on the floor sprayed everywhere except where a guy would piss.

    • @ethanmoua49
      @ethanmoua49 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That's a sink.

    • @Weird04Life
      @Weird04Life 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Y'all he means under the toilet
      It doesn't reach under the toilet or that area

    • @hrod9393
      @hrod9393 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Then it's actually for mud and dirt tracked in and not missed pee.
      Men should learn to sit and pee anyways.

    • @Kosmoten
      @Kosmoten 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@hrod9393 Mmm yeah... slight problem.... I don't want my shlingaling touching the damn toilet, that's disgusting. What men NEED to do is learn how to aim

    • @yinggamer7762
      @yinggamer7762 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hrod9393💀

  • @alysah6303
    @alysah6303 ปีที่แล้ว +7195

    Can we just appreciate that bro road through like three completely different scenes that all seemed apocalyptic

    • @malleusmaleficarum6004
      @malleusmaleficarum6004 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Bro rode through, not road through

    • @beaniebabybeans
      @beaniebabybeans ปีที่แล้ว +10

      right??

    • @malldaway4701
      @malldaway4701 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@malleusmaleficarum6004what does it mean if u care to explain

    • @MajorAddiction
      @MajorAddiction ปีที่แล้ว

      Rode is the correct word. It is the past tense of ride. He rode through the road @@malldaway4701

    • @malleusmaleficarum6004
      @malleusmaleficarum6004 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@malldaway4701 She used the wrong word. It was supposed to be the word rode, not the word road.

  • @limitedtime5471
    @limitedtime5471 ปีที่แล้ว +7579

    Casually speeds past an army of police

    • @bosshog150
      @bosshog150 ปีที่แล้ว

      France sucks

    • @weltuntergangsbote
      @weltuntergangsbote ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Was looking for a police comment

    • @silvervoid8906
      @silvervoid8906 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      And the heaps of garbage

    • @perleruby1132
      @perleruby1132 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah it was normal when there was a lot of protest

    • @kstorm889
      @kstorm889 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Literally normal for paris. Tons of armored carriers when i was there last

  • @tonethymcbuttox5830
    @tonethymcbuttox5830 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    "Why is your camera in the bathroom?"
    "Uh.. cur i o s i t y :D"
    "You're under arrest."

  • @Justin_bieber145
    @Justin_bieber145 ปีที่แล้ว +9768

    Bro flew to Paris for a bathroom 💀💀

    • @beckyunderwood5753
      @beckyunderwood5753 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      But why does this make me instantly like him? 😂

    • @um05
      @um05 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAOOO

    • @rico4101
      @rico4101 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro wait until u see what TGFBro did for a video when they flew to Paris.

    • @jorgeposadas1192
      @jorgeposadas1192 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When you gotta go, you gotta go.

    • @Tomoshita
      @Tomoshita ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's alright to be curious on the weirdest things

  • @123MGtv
    @123MGtv ปีที่แล้ว +8395

    Noticed the water didn’t reach the corner by the toilet where everyone pisses, 5/10

    • @UniCornisss
      @UniCornisss ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I didnt even noticed omg 💀

    • @crossdressingthug3443
      @crossdressingthug3443 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Why not just simply your fraction to 1/2?

    • @123MGtv
      @123MGtv ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@crossdressingthug3443 Its good that you know division but im just supposed give my score but yes it is also “1 half “or “50%” .

    • @crossdressingthug3443
      @crossdressingthug3443 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@123MGtv technically, when you type out "1/2", you want to type out the number under 10, so it would be "one half" to make it proper.

    • @toucabee
      @toucabee ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@crossdressingthug3443its not a fraction though. they’re giving a rating out of 10. lol.

  • @jeremyolson3837
    @jeremyolson3837 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I need this in my house, so I never have to clean the bathroom again

  • @CraitMerc
    @CraitMerc ปีที่แล้ว +1745

    Imagine the doors lock till the staff come and you somehow have to explain why you don't have malicious intentions having a camera in the bathroom.

    • @ghostsuru8429
      @ghostsuru8429 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      To be fair, he could've just asked someone or watched a video about it on youtube posted by the company. People putting camera's in the bathroom shouldn't be encouraged. It is actually super common in Korea for establishments to have camera's in the bathroom. Sometimes even in you're own apartment. Supposedly it's to keep you safe, but everyone knows they're likely selling the footage to weirdos and creepers online.

    • @chiot2875
      @chiot2875 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it’s not hidden or small so they wouldn’t be very concerned over it. It’s common for tourists to have cameras

    • @CraitMerc
      @CraitMerc ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ghostsuru8429 Nah it's to have an iron grip on every part of their lives

    • @MiVidaBellisima
      @MiVidaBellisima ปีที่แล้ว

      Yikes didn’t think of the perception there 😂😂

    • @liliththefirehawk796
      @liliththefirehawk796 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ghostsuru8429It’s to have control over the public lol

  • @ZaneEckols
    @ZaneEckols ปีที่แล้ว +2446

    I like how the water cleans off the entire floor except for the one place the floor should actually be cleaned

    • @Somebody2687
      @Somebody2687 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That's what I was thinking too

    • @uncletrashero
      @uncletrashero ปีที่แล้ว +117

      i feel like that little bit of hosing wouldnt do a damn thing if someone really went to town and shit all over the place in there. also DONT TOUCH THE WALLS

    • @WHiT3_SHAD0W
      @WHiT3_SHAD0W ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​@@uncletrasheromaybe not right away, but it would get better after each use. Which is still better than nothing

    • @Leannatlantis
      @Leannatlantis ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My exact thoughts. Very disappointing 😂

    • @PresleysMom504
      @PresleysMom504 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Right?! The one spot where there’s probably pee. And you can see that huge black rectangle of who knows what above the floor there too.

  • @Hr0th9ar
    @Hr0th9ar ปีที่แล้ว +4705

    Man flies from Los Angeles to Paris to look at the same public toilets they use in San Francisco.

    • @madjanetramerez2383
      @madjanetramerez2383 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      right

    • @billhamilton2366
      @billhamilton2366 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Don’t you mean SAN Fagcisco?

    • @Hr0th9ar
      @Hr0th9ar ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@billhamilton2366 No, I don't...

    • @audiovisualcringe
      @audiovisualcringe ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@billhamilton2366imagine getting politically charged over the whereabouts of a toilet

    • @momo23461
      @momo23461 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@audiovisualcringethat "guy" is a ai bot you know that right?🙄

  • @LucysToca170
    @LucysToca170 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “..for if someone misses the target..” 😭😭😭

  • @ashernelson7654
    @ashernelson7654 ปีที่แล้ว +3131

    we have similar toilets in Australia, it always feels like I'm stepping into a little slice of dystopia as I walk into the heavily dirty, graphited bathroom and the pa goes "WELCOME to exo-loo, your allocated time is... ten minutes" and commercial jazz begins to play

    • @benjaminshatokhin4725
      @benjaminshatokhin4725 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      which parts? Melbourne?

    • @SeverusSnek10
      @SeverusSnek10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I need to know where, as a fellow Aussie I have never heard of nor seen anything like this before

    • @pa32779
      @pa32779 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sydney is the worst, i don't know if your making this up or if exists in a suburb only

    • @earth88_
      @earth88_ ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@pa32779ive seen em up in Queensland

    • @evan.5967
      @evan.5967 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wait self cleaning toilets in Australia? I’m from Melbourne. Never seen it.

  • @BryannaGordin99
    @BryannaGordin99 ปีที่แล้ว +1687

    imagine being next in line but you have to wait 5 minutes for the bathroom to wash its hands

    • @theldraspneumonoultramicro405
      @theldraspneumonoultramicro405 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      better not be in a emergency, such as severe diarrhea which will come out within the next 2 minutes whatever you like it or not.

    • @ozmobozo
      @ozmobozo ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't know french ones but where I live it takes a minute.

    • @peterzeger7263
      @peterzeger7263 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it doesnt take 5 minites to clean, but it feels like it if you are next in line and really need to go

    • @naudelrussell4868
      @naudelrussell4868 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@theldraspneumonoultramicro405bro shut up😂

    • @mikkelbreiler8916
      @mikkelbreiler8916 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Underrated comment.

  • @2149mike
    @2149mike 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I once got locked in on a self cleaning toilet in Copenhagen Denmark. I could not get out, and the cleaningcycle began. Luckily for me, my dad was around and he worked for the company that cleaned and controlled them.

  • @Dev1nci
    @Dev1nci ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    The only part of the floor that doesn’t get cleaned is the part right beneath the toilet AKA the dirtiest part 😂😂

    • @youtubeuser3182
      @youtubeuser3182 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Literally the most wasteful “innovation” I’ve seen in a while.
      Gallons of water used pointlessly.

    • @debweb73
      @debweb73 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactlyyyyy

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@youtubeuser3182I imagine they can recycle that water for further cleaning or flushing

    • @Boredchinchilla
      @Boredchinchilla ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It’s not just for cleaning purposes- it’s also designed so that homeless people can’t sleep in it. They did the same thing in NYC in the 90s in the bathrooms in Port Authority.

    • @dinkelberg2769
      @dinkelberg2769 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@youtubeuser3182most mindless bs ive read today

  • @Incognito.culture
    @Incognito.culture ปีที่แล้ว +27600

    If it were in America, they’d still find a way to make that the most disgusting thing.

    • @kaboomyaha
      @kaboomyaha ปีที่แล้ว +442

      i know right

    • @aterryadg
      @aterryadg ปีที่แล้ว +779

      For sure. We can’t have anything nice

    • @NearlyNothing
      @NearlyNothing ปีที่แล้ว +1260

      If they miss the target, instead of it being on the floor it’ll be on the walls

    • @shmubob
      @shmubob ปีที่แล้ว +504

      I was in Paris last week and they were disgusting! Wadded soaking wet TP all over the walls and floors!

    • @lawlessfarming9878
      @lawlessfarming9878 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Only in democratica city,and i say that as a African that lived there

  • @Shorty_Lickens
    @Shorty_Lickens 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I saw a tv news piece almost 20 years ago. They had something extremely similar in an american gas station. But it did not get a full clean after every use. Thats a shocking waste of water, electricity, and time. I think they did the self clean operation like twice a day. Still much much cleaner than a normal cleaning job, and faster too.

  • @Josie-6
    @Josie-6 ปีที่แล้ว +1188

    I went to Paris as a kid. My grandma really needed to use the bathroom, so she ran into one of these right after someone else came out. After a few seconds, the door opened, and she had to jump up and hurry to put her pants back on. Then she had to come outside and wait for it to clean itself before going back in. Thankfully, she hadn’t already started going, but it was definitely a close call. 😬

    • @ngf5077
      @ngf5077 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does your grandma have only fans?

    • @mcch1n
      @mcch1n ปีที่แล้ว +31

      there really needs to be an option to postpone the cleaning

    • @Jaynecaninequeen
      @Jaynecaninequeen ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂

  • @robloxserversded
    @robloxserversded 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Imagine your about to do a number 2 and head into this bathroom and it starts to clean it self

  • @alexandercolvin4547
    @alexandercolvin4547 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    The guy who flushes 1000 rolls of toilet paper down the school bathroom toilet: “Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!”

    • @alexandercolvin4547
      @alexandercolvin4547 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@pro-tv2vs wtf is your school blud 😭😭😭😭

    • @matttzzz2
      @matttzzz2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@alexandercolvin4547"blud" looks like you need to go back there for a bit longer!

    • @alexandercolvin4547
      @alexandercolvin4547 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@matttzzz2 Only British people understand mate

    • @BosnianHeisenberg
      @BosnianHeisenberg ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@alexandercolvin4547yea bro forgot that blud means blood brother
      Im not even a native English speaker

    • @snovbird
      @snovbird ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Boys bathrooms be like:

  • @velocirabbit7703
    @velocirabbit7703 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    For a second I thought that was the you know what from futurama 😂

  • @sheezy2526
    @sheezy2526 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Looks like Paris needs some self cleaning streets too

    • @RivetHead999
      @RivetHead999 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Sad when the cleanest part of the city is a public restroom

    • @XyntXII
      @XyntXII ปีที่แล้ว

      The riots is the selfcleaning of the country.
      A healthy awareness of the population to the power they have and that voting is not the only way to demonstrate it.

    • @tito3640
      @tito3640 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      An ethnetic cleansing

    • @Saucisse_Praxis
      @Saucisse_Praxis ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry we don't have public showers for smelly american tourists.

    • @bruhman8005
      @bruhman8005 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “Don’t be racist”

  • @mrmidnight32
    @mrmidnight32 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    The fact dude had to pass a mountain of trash and a riot squad has shown me the world has gone to complete shit

    • @powerstroke304
      @powerstroke304 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No, we just never graduated from it

    • @theo67-ft3yx
      @theo67-ft3yx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      But, at least the toilets get power-washed (sort of)...

    • @grunkythegrandpaofcheese5241
      @grunkythegrandpaofcheese5241 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Pov: You "Won" ww2

    • @JamesMason88
      @JamesMason88 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thanks to the jews and their encouragement of mass immigration

    • @IncompAlt
      @IncompAlt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@grunkythegrandpaofcheese5241 You a Nazi?

  • @Zeroshiki
    @Zeroshiki 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the juxtaposition of a self-cleaning restroom and the next frame being a street covered in trash. 💀

  • @yvonnehansen4888
    @yvonnehansen4888 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You're a little like Sheldon in the kids section of the library 😂

  • @Kaptain_Refyx
    @Kaptain_Refyx ปีที่แล้ว +427

    **Pulowski preservation shelter theme plays**
    Edit:
    God Bless the Enclave!!
    Ad Victoriam!!
    Ave, True To Caesar!!
    For The Republic!!
    Mankind Redefined!!
    Follow The Freedom Trail!!

  • @demekonrn
    @demekonrn ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The garbage on the side of the road shocked the hell outta me😂

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Using this was absolutely terrifying. It starts gearing up to clean itself before you’re even done

  • @romanboi3115
    @romanboi3115 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    They say "We need to use less water for toilets" then Mr self-clean here uses 15 flushes worth of water for one clean.

    • @ProPuke
      @ProPuke ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The roofs also collect rainwater (hence the top mushroom design) to reduce water use

    • @BlockMasterT
      @BlockMasterT ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ProPukeThat is extremely interesting and very good engineering

    • @vashcanlistens
      @vashcanlistens ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait.. 🤢 what happens if someone doesn't flush before the toilet folds up?!

    • @ProPuke
      @ProPuke ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vashcanlistens It'd be pretty embarrassing if they built all that system and forgot to make it autoflush. But I guess that's also what the floor powerwashing is for?

    • @fwheels7776
      @fwheels7776 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cleaning the floor after every single use is a bit overkill

  • @philippes.42069
    @philippes.42069 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Don't be fooled guys. As someone who lives here, they are usually nasty

    • @Yesiloveburritos
      @Yesiloveburritos ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If this were on brazil's carnaval the bathroom walls would be covered with shit and condoms.

    • @michaelwatson7298
      @michaelwatson7298 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Yesiloveburritos🤣🤣🤣

  • @trithi9744
    @trithi9744 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    don't EVER go inside a french public toilet as soon as someone comes out ! You have to wait multiple minutes for the cleaning to finish before going in (I learned the hard way 😂)

    • @inkbold8511
      @inkbold8511 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao I guess you got cleaned in the process too.

    • @CHICKENMAN895
      @CHICKENMAN895 ปีที่แล้ว

      No you didnt. The door will not close if there is someone in there. Dont lie

    • @linde4257
      @linde4257 ปีที่แล้ว

      Juppp same

  • @John--
    @John-- ปีที่แล้ว

    It's like those self preservation chambers in Fallout 😂

  • @Camolicious
    @Camolicious ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "If someone misses the target" 💀💀💀

  • @miroaccyt
    @miroaccyt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Putting the interstellar soundtrack under a toilet vlog is a bold move

  • @a_root
    @a_root 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I used one of those toilets before!! I had been so baffled when it went from locked to unoccupied. Mystery finally solved!!!

  • @kaylabowser6059
    @kaylabowser6059 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Self cleaning bathrooms but no street cleaners or garbage pickup? Make it make sense! 😂

  • @oliverx65
    @oliverx65 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    imagine if somebody walked into the toilet and there was a camera pointing at them with somebody outside watching footage 😂

    • @mikkelbreiler8916
      @mikkelbreiler8916 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then the toilet is be free of charge... Uh ?

  • @jellybee8715
    @jellybee8715 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Jamaica needs this at taxi stands and bus stops.

  • @nosurfzone9457
    @nosurfzone9457 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You got the true paris experience riding past a group of riot officers 😂

  • @WasThisMail
    @WasThisMail ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Casually place’s camera in bathroom

  • @IGORDYES
    @IGORDYES ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Leaving a recording camera in a bathroom has got to be super illegal lol

    • @outdoorscholar6016
      @outdoorscholar6016 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      I think that only applies if somebody is actively using it

    • @mikkelbreiler8916
      @mikkelbreiler8916 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@outdoorscholar6016 Camera or toilet ?

    • @LordBritish-hi5cp
      @LordBritish-hi5cp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It’s illegal to film in a public restroom

  • @lizychuu3477
    @lizychuu3477 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    french ppl here! I went to one in Normandie and the auto wash started when I was still IN IT.. felt like a tsunami but ig my shoes were clean after

  • @MF-ty2zn
    @MF-ty2zn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Those bathrooms should be implemented elsewhere. Make the standing area smaller. Have 6 in a rectangle shape to reduce wait times.

  • @goose1291
    @goose1291 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    bro went thru a crowd of riot police just to see the damn bathroom😂

  • @AmazingInnit
    @AmazingInnit ปีที่แล้ว +757

    *Baguette cleaning noises intensify*

    • @memesterjeff7049
      @memesterjeff7049 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      alright bro

    • @YouShouldntReplyToMe
      @YouShouldntReplyToMe ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This joke makes no sense

    • @heartof115
      @heartof115 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is just not funny

    • @poglant
      @poglant ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how did this get 215 likes

    • @sam_9228
      @sam_9228 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unfunniest joke ever

  • @manuelgettys2122
    @manuelgettys2122 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I nearly pissed myself with my headphones in when the bathroom started talking

  • @MrPinguinitofeliz
    @MrPinguinitofeliz ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This bathroom self cleans like how boys “shower”

    • @calebhasty7171
      @calebhasty7171 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What?

    • @molrat
      @molrat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what the fuck are u on about this is the first time i hear anyone say "boys cant shower" wtf 😂

    • @huitlang931
      @huitlang931 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@calebhasty7171teenage boys stereotypically smell bad because they don't shower or don't shower well enough (I.E. just rinsing with water, like this toilet.)

    • @Matthew-gl8fv
      @Matthew-gl8fv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With soap and water?

    • @AleTitan
      @AleTitan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Matthew-gl8fvno scrubbing tho

  • @Masterk1988
    @Masterk1988 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    You flew to Paris to check out a bathroom? Man I wish my life that relaxed lol

    • @ravens6286
      @ravens6286 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish I had that kind of money to waste/spend.

  • @squishyfishy6010
    @squishyfishy6010 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “It’s super clean in here”
    Only cleans the floor 😂

    • @staypeace5955
      @staypeace5955 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Still better than your city toilet or maybe your house toilet.

  • @Shogunofthewaffles
    @Shogunofthewaffles ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bro had the balls the think we wouldn’t notice the battle going on

  • @annonymat
    @annonymat ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My mum grew up in Paris and she goes there a lot. I just showed her your video and she was highly interested in the cleaning process and amused by the cop scene.
    All in all, thx für that clip!

  • @Zamorphia
    @Zamorphia ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We need these everywhere.

    • @DylanPattyn
      @DylanPattyn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed 100%

    • @qwerty-yx5bh
      @qwerty-yx5bh ปีที่แล้ว

      IMHO, толку от такой уборки маловато. по полу ходят, а не прикасаются к нему руками (задницей), как, например к стульчаку туалета, раковине, поручню, ручке двери - все это не подвергается очистке.

  • @jordangill2710
    @jordangill2710 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Don’t mind me, I’m just setting my camera up in a public toilet.”

  • @byanymeans5
    @byanymeans5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    San Francisco would tell tax payers these cost 75 Million each…

    • @Silentguy_
      @Silentguy_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Given Cali’s cost of living I’d have almost believed them.

    • @6Kubik
      @6Kubik ปีที่แล้ว

      Same in germany. But it would also take them 20 years to built a toilet 😅

  • @AstroKaeru
    @AstroKaeru ปีที่แล้ว +15

    LA’s public restrooms must be reflective of its residents

  • @user_anonymous2945
    @user_anonymous2945 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how at the start he’s biking by garbage, the Eiffel Tower, and riot police

  • @Sophie-dd5xr
    @Sophie-dd5xr ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I used to live in Paris and was DESPERATE for a bathroom. They don’t even have public restrooms in some grocery stores, so I was panicking. Never had used the public ones like this on the street but I said “screw it” and went in. Was immediately welcomed by a pile of shit on the floor and pee on the seat. But I had to do what I had to do so I tried to clean in best as possible. Then I went home, stripped off my clothes, threw them in the wash and took a shower. Never again. I was scarred 😂

  • @Jakobandfriendslostinthought
    @Jakobandfriendslostinthought ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Wish I could just go to Paris to see how a bathroom works

  • @Still_unwanted
    @Still_unwanted 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro thinks he’s the main character walking past those riot units

  • @melsehh
    @melsehh ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Montreal, my hometown and french city, has self cleaning bathrooms, too. And they talk to you. My dad was freaking out and it was hilarious.

    • @ronaldmcdonald6067
      @ronaldmcdonald6067 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live in Montreal too, where do you find these bathrooms?!

    • @melsehh
      @melsehh ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ronaldmcdonald6067 You can find one in Lassale, at Saint-Laurent, right next to the Surfing spot. :D

    • @caldercockatoo2234
      @caldercockatoo2234 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bru that’s weird.

  • @comradebeck2100
    @comradebeck2100 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Pulowski approved 👍

    • @jarodf
      @jarodf ปีที่แล้ว

      Lock yourself in a self cleaning toilet and you'll survive any nuclear strike

    • @tomaprd
      @tomaprd ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah lol

  • @CrazyBritTho
    @CrazyBritTho ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We have had these in the UK for many many years, and I always wondered what went on every time it went into a clean cycle. Thank you

  • @Silverharafox
    @Silverharafox 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sir what brings you to Paris, France. The scenery, the people, no just a bathroom. 😂😂

  • @trevordustin5480
    @trevordustin5480 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “America needs to cut back on water usage”

    • @aureliusmarcusantoninus3441
      @aureliusmarcusantoninus3441 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah bro just piss on the floor and the next guy that comes in will piss on the old piss so it doesnt leave a stain, thats why we have that grating on the floor. It’s hard being an American and dealing with Euros trying to reinvent the wheel

  • @rustgore6386
    @rustgore6386 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    only public toilet that I would actually sit on

    • @theotheleo6830
      @theotheleo6830 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is why some countries prefer public squatting toilets.

    • @3xceIIent
      @3xceIIent ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theotheleo6830 Sure, because then you can just stand in the shit and piss easier. Makes sense. I've never been to China but watching ADV china videos.. most of those squatting toilets are absolutely disgusting.

    • @jjmm-cx6ev
      @jjmm-cx6ev ปีที่แล้ว

      Illl raw dog a porto john

    • @ellavonk9289
      @ellavonk9289 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn’t, water doesn’t clean it just spreads the bacteria around 💀

    • @caldercockatoo2234
      @caldercockatoo2234 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jjmm-cx6evWtf?!

  • @imbetterthanyom
    @imbetterthanyom ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Being in there while it's cleaning is every kids dream

    • @LeviAckerman57551
      @LeviAckerman57551 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How tf

    • @elrymoe
      @elrymoe ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More like nightmare wtf

    • @Odd-Vegan-Singing-TFOL
      @Odd-Vegan-Singing-TFOL ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Actually no, when I was little I read it would automatically clean itself up in five minutes, and I thought that the self cleaning was basically the room flooding with water, and that if I would spend more than five minutes in there, I would drown.

    • @slicepie410
      @slicepie410 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Every kids mightmare. I used to think that the room would fill up with water and then the floor would open up to let the water out

  • @mistydlove.5512
    @mistydlove.5512 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank God he's around to show us these things 😂😂

  • @leo-ff4yn
    @leo-ff4yn ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The puddle zone is never washed 😂

  • @dogwithhat947
    @dogwithhat947 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seeing a shit ton of police in riot gear is the most french thing i have ever seen

  • @emonilavow-hutchinson8644
    @emonilavow-hutchinson8644 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    They have the self cleaning restrooms in San Francisco, the one that i have used is at the viewpoint called Twin Peaks!

    • @05cherryy
      @05cherryy ปีที่แล้ว

      like the show

  • @selalewis9189
    @selalewis9189 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I saw several public toilets in Marseille, France’s second largest city. They were frequently used and never had any lines, not even after a massive Bastille Day celebration. Also, several small businesses let people use the bathroom without harassment or expectations to buy something.
    The public bathrooms in L.A. suck due to austerity, privatization, not taxing wealthy people enough, and yes the police. The LAPD budget is $3.3 billion. That money is frequently used to fine or arrest people for indecent exposure because they needed to go to the bathroom. Providing several hundred European-style free public toilets eliminates this problem and improves the public health and safety of city life.

  • @kairuihu5977
    @kairuihu5977 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Its great knowing that in the US, literal 5 year olds have better bathroom etiquette than grown adults. Like seriously, its a whole toilet, how do you miss that toilet and go on the floor.

    • @Subrosathefirst
      @Subrosathefirst ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s a public loo. All sorts of disabilities can lead to that outcome, it’s not always about etiquette.

  • @danpanther
    @danpanther ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always wondered. I heard horror stories that the floor dropped away and you’d be mangled and stuff. You’d just get wet feet!! 🎉❤

  • @DANIEL557
    @DANIEL557 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    But is it cleaning the toilet bowl though?💀

    • @TCL_Decouvertes
      @TCL_Decouvertes ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it does, or it won’t fold it away

    • @joshuaramirez6121
      @joshuaramirez6121 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk, unless theres some type of cleaning chemicals or bleach in the water then its still dirty. Spraying with water doesnt remove the gonorrhea

  • @wolfeman9791
    @wolfeman9791 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That's pretty cool, but it's just that 1 corner that no water gets too.

  • @thesadboi8421
    @thesadboi8421 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    the craziest part is you willingly went to France 💀

  • @faithemilyd9908
    @faithemilyd9908 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Okay but this is a dope concept

  • @justuslee7014
    @justuslee7014 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not him riding his bicycle through riot police completely unphased😭

  • @JusttKeridd
    @JusttKeridd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro really passed the riot police like a fucking daily stroll 💀

  • @videoloversful
    @videoloversful 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Japanese Toilets: "Finally worthy opponent!"

  • @rni-qn2lw
    @rni-qn2lw 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The irony of a self-cleaning toilet... in Paris! 😂

  • @justanormalperson1399
    @justanormalperson1399 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Casually strolls through a police line

  • @thefleegle7202
    @thefleegle7202 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “The public bathrooms in LA are horrifying”
    The public restrooms everywhere in the US are horrifying.

  • @mhvdm
    @mhvdm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The water on the floor doesnt even seem the reach all of the flooring under the toilet 🤣

  • @ZAKO2989
    @ZAKO2989 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a french, i can tell you it can activate even if you're in it. It happened to my dad 😂

  • @exalted_rain
    @exalted_rain ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro just roasted people with zero aim skills😂

  • @Peeepop
    @Peeepop ปีที่แล้ว

    In France: There's a self cleaning public restroom, But...
    There's no self cleaning Public Sidewalk.

  • @ulyssesmontoya6305
    @ulyssesmontoya6305 ปีที่แล้ว

    "In case someone misses the target"
    lmao

  • @casperhowell6523
    @casperhowell6523 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "An nah door cosed. Dawn side ins buck wah dawm dah strahwt." California.

  • @Hoobs1000
    @Hoobs1000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Britain need to take note.

  • @Wranorn
    @Wranorn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    THANK YOU!! Been wondering about those since I was 14.

  • @franzpattison
    @franzpattison 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro is rocking the Cali accent hard

  • @unicorntulkas
    @unicorntulkas 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "they don't go off if someone is inside." BRO when I was little I got trapped in one of those and it did go off. Scariest 5 minutes of my life back then!

  • @mr.v1442
    @mr.v1442 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hanz Zimmer will be proud knowing his music is used in short about toilet

  • @Wilhelm717
    @Wilhelm717 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wish school toilets were this clean

  • @PilotPartJester
    @PilotPartJester 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’ve actually seen these in Paris as I went to Disneyland there too

  • @desireepaulplummer4386
    @desireepaulplummer4386 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤯We need that on those buses when you’re travelling far we need something like that a self cleaning bathroom especially on the go train in Toronto🤯