Bill Burr Girlfriend Dumped Me Over Her Psychic

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  • @Spoodermon
    @Spoodermon ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Plot twist : the psychic foresaw that this girl wasn't the right one for the guy so she did all this to actually save the guy from the girl .

  • @randyranderson690
    @randyranderson690 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    After the Gf dumped me, I would have started hanging around the psychic and taking photos then sending them to her.

    • @orlandoswift7398
      @orlandoswift7398 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is genius

    • @user-yf6zz3cl8i
      @user-yf6zz3cl8i ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brilliant. I'll use this should this ever happen to me

  • @j.j.k9349
    @j.j.k9349 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    They saw one at a bachelorette party? My inkling would be that she cheated on you and came up with this lame ass excuse instead of admitting guilt, and now she's trying to get you back

    • @chaddfrancis2179
      @chaddfrancis2179 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@chaddfrancis2179 My inkling is that you've both been cheated on lol

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “How did she know about the cats?”
    As if most people don’t like animals. Who needs a partner who lacks any critical thinking skills?

    • @CorporateG0th
      @CorporateG0th ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you have cat you probably have cat hair all over you.
      If that wasn't it, it's possible that, since this was set up by her friends at a bachelorette party, that her friends gave the psychic some background info and she took it from there.

    • @nikokaapa
      @nikokaapa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "As if most people don’t like animals."
      Yeah, sure… :D

  • @fallinstr2098
    @fallinstr2098 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Imagine ending a whole relationship based on what a psychic says 🫠🫠🫠 You ABSOLUTELY dodged a bullet. Like a speeding train with bullets flying and 007 fighting on top kind of bullet 🚂🤵🏼‍♂️🍸🏎️💃🏼

    • @MoonWalkerTexsRanger
      @MoonWalkerTexsRanger ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t know if it’s the only train emoji, but it’s pretty funny picturing James Bond fighting a villain on top of that old western locomotive.

  • @brandino2325
    @brandino2325 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    ya know bill, as a 20 year old who’s most recent ex faked her death via suicide, I gotta say I appreciate the advice you put out

    • @kevthepoet
      @kevthepoet ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Are you freakin serious?

    • @brandino2325
      @brandino2325 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kevthepoet unfortunately so, to top it off she wanted to act like she had memory loss too! something about the oxycontin knock her out and a lack of oxygen. shit ass crazy

    • @kevthepoet
      @kevthepoet ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brandino2325 so many questions! Did she try to fool the world into thinking she died or just you? Does she have family who would grieve if they thought she died? How did she fake it, you mentioned oxy, did she fake an overdose or just go missing?

    • @PurushNahiMahaPurush
      @PurushNahiMahaPurush ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JFC! This one is the most craziest things I’ve heard lol

    • @jameslewis-vines8436
      @jameslewis-vines8436 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mw The

  • @stephaniebobek817
    @stephaniebobek817 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm continually amazed at the crazy excuses women use to break up with men

  • @itsspacemanspliff
    @itsspacemanspliff ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is extra hilarious for me because my ex actually did break up with me after seeing a psychic hahahaha

    • @k4ir0s
      @k4ir0s ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's awful. She ended your relationship after getting 10 minute advice from a stranger who dresses like a gypsy for fun. You lost nothing of value.

    • @TheBency
      @TheBency ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should chase down the psychic and thank them for doing you a favor.

    • @ShawShank-kr9wq
      @ShawShank-kr9wq ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She found another guy, don’t fall for girls bs. They’re not as aloof as they pretend to be. Same for dude in this video

  • @AngryPenguin22
    @AngryPenguin22 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that i can come back any time in the last decade till now and Bill is the same dude.

  • @middi6
    @middi6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The dude didnt just dodge a bulit dodged a firing squad.

    • @Doorito_
      @Doorito_ ปีที่แล้ว

      There's only 2 bullets in a firing squad

    • @Doorito_
      @Doorito_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @Democrats Lie That's a big waste, which is why only 2 bullets are used.

  • @Jean0987654321
    @Jean0987654321 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This dude dodged a bullet. I hope he keep his head up and find another soon that isn't as crazy

  • @jaspersheridan1710
    @jaspersheridan1710 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Look up how Matt Dilahunty explains how psychics use their “abilities”, he does magic and shows using their techniques to put it into perspective how easy it is to do, yet it is a skill like anything that takes time to learn and think in your feet.

    • @ayhammiftah397
      @ayhammiftah397 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn never knew people actually watch TAE

    • @robleahy5759
      @robleahy5759 ปีที่แล้ว

      But Matt believes people have always been trans. That take more faith than the Pope has.

  • @MuricaTurkey
    @MuricaTurkey ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I haven't even heard this yet, but just by the title I feel confident in saying this dude dodged a bullet 😂

  • @andreim841
    @andreim841 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    To quote Jimmy Carr " was there ectoolasma involved??? "

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Eenie, meenie, chili beanie ... the spirits are about to speak:
    Dude, be thankful. You missed the crazy train.

  • @GOODNOIGHT
    @GOODNOIGHT ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im sure one of the reasons my ex broke things off is because she went down this ridiculous Astrology rabbit hole and wasnt thinking with any logic whatsoever. I was with her 11 years and the last 2 was her giving me personality tests, astrology compatibility and enneagram tests. She lost her fucking mind.

  • @Chimagic
    @Chimagic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cmon buddy, cmon buddy. We got piped by a stray D on the bachelorette and felt guilty. Then realised you ain’t gonna find out and tried to come home

  • @spcsalas138
    @spcsalas138 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Once was having a nice conversation with someone on a flight and they stopped talking to me after asking what my sign was. Weird people out there, man...

  • @paulstoeckle7873
    @paulstoeckle7873 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My bowl of noodles told me to hit the road, and stay away from you and the like-minded, reflect on my previous life choices as far as partners.

  • @sanexup1038
    @sanexup1038 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've thought you're funny as shit for a long time, but now that you've mentioned Motogp, that's another level of respect in my book.

  • @johnboylan3832
    @johnboylan3832 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    She dumped him because she was already thinking about doing it. it isn't hard to figure out.

  • @cisium1184
    @cisium1184 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She did you a favor.

  • @mannycalavera2335
    @mannycalavera2335 ปีที่แล้ว

    If she is that fickle it is better to end it now than to go on knowing that any time and effort you invest in her will likely be useless. That psychic did him a favor.

  • @JoePaulsey
    @JoePaulsey ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wtf? Why does he have to be wearing a Speedo? 🤷‍♂️ 😂🤣

    • @bbbb98765
      @bbbb98765 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wtf? Are you telling me you *don't* put your Speedo on to celebrate?

    • @jonathanmcculley3728
      @jonathanmcculley3728 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because it’s the most free you can be without technically not being naked lol

    • @WCDavis-cl7si
      @WCDavis-cl7si ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Speedo/party hat is my go-to party outfit. Loosen up, Joe.

  • @devious187
    @devious187 ปีที่แล้ว

    No internet!?!
    Good to know the rich and famous have wifi issues too lol

  • @nicholasthomas3635
    @nicholasthomas3635 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its the same when the media triggers folk each day w/just script readers. Playing upon their emotions. Telling them (coaching) what they want to hear.

  • @snbond80ify
    @snbond80ify ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cat hair on her shirt/jacket

  • @geoffreyhhill
    @geoffreyhhill ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sounds like my ex. Oh btw I’m a cancer so that must be something a cancer would say 😂

  • @ashleyl.4611
    @ashleyl.4611 ปีที่แล้ว

    My first girlfriend dumped me because she had a bad dream about me. Definitely for the best.

  • @Dolly.956.
    @Dolly.956. ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol I thought this was a story my friends ex made for a hot minute

  • @blueskies6475
    @blueskies6475 ปีที่แล้ว

    If what someone else says about you is the truth; you dodged a😉bullet as she doesn't have your back! Common sense!

  • @wastinelectrons7173
    @wastinelectrons7173 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Update: found out my psychic is dating my ex boyfriend.

  • @july713x3
    @july713x3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hear what the pyschic said br laughing and dismissing.

    • @adrianh332
      @adrianh332 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the entirety of human history not one single supernatural/paranormal/psychic phenomena has ever been definitively proven genuine. Not one in recorded history..... Let that sink in for a bit. All psychics and mediums are fake.

  • @staginglightingsensation8505
    @staginglightingsensation8505 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cats. The hair of the cat was on her

  • @Yophillips3272
    @Yophillips3272 ปีที่แล้ว

    Technically lol 😆

  • @Katsurenjo15
    @Katsurenjo15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I speak from experience. Don't date anyone who's into mystics or believes their BS. And yes when I say mystics I'm including the religious. Because they're always going to put their belief in something else ahead of their feelings for you. You want to be treated as second best? Good luck but I would say stay away.

  • @nathangasti7769
    @nathangasti7769 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The girls next boyfriend cheats on her and the psychic was right

  • @itsgeodoodz
    @itsgeodoodz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    dodged a bullet

  • @sadjeebis
    @sadjeebis ปีที่แล้ว

    I can tell you your future

  • @xavicortez369
    @xavicortez369 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Bill when are you coming to Chicago???

  • @sadjeebis
    @sadjeebis ปีที่แล้ว

    USE YOUR GUT. ADD SPIRITUAL INTEROGATION TACTICS EXPOSE RINSE REPEAT

  • @AngryGnome87
    @AngryGnome87 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you are a republican, you're lucky you were even a thought

  • @sarge420
    @sarge420 ปีที่แล้ว

    Her psychic did you a favor. Take a break and enjoy life.