The lyrics to Crazy Food by Joe Hawley Are you going to eat that crazy food? May I please have some of it too? Oh, I hope that it does not give you indigestion This was once a true fantasy of mine S*** is f****** bonkers At the farmer's market We drove the g** d*** Jeep And there's no place to park it What the f***? Cuss! Check out that lazy dude With all that crazy food Handing ample samples Out to non-customers! F****** find that punk If scheisse ever gets dire Gosh dang! He's Superman! Who the h***'s his supplier? Rapunzel, Rapunzel Let down your spaghetti! Seriously though, he's packing Chow like confetti "Ready?" S***! uh... Allspice, amaranth, artichoke, acai Banana, barley, basil, bay leaves, bok choi chai Seitan pot pie, marbled rye Bedhi'd black eyed peas, bing cherries Chioggia beets, hold the meats, gooseberries Cayenne chestnut, chia, coconut, custard Dahlia dates, saffron, dijon mustard (You're flustered!) Durian, curry, kale, kasava Clove, eggplant, flax, demitasse, kava Garlic, kumquat, lychee, oca root Jalapeños, garbanzos, starfruit, snakefruit Lavender, lime, karela, kohlrabi Juniper, jak, wakame, wasabi Papaya, papalo, marigold, mango Oregano, sake, lemon, luo han guo Kiwi, catnip, carolina reaper Egusi, icaco, why can't this be cheaper? Poppies, asparagus, queen anne's carrots Broccoli, a gac, and that'll take care of us You have more? Wherefore dost thou obtain such crazy food Thou crazy f***? Collard greens, butter beans, vanilla Pomegranate, pineapple, sarsaparilla Rambutan, dragonfruit, tapioca Atemoya, akebia, rose mocha Amanita muscaria, chive, potatoes Watercress, sprouts, quinoa, tomatoes Parsley, sage, rosemary, wait... Almost seems like this should be illegal (Will these even fit in the vehicle?) Watermelon, marijuana, rhubarb Tamarind, tarragon, turnip, swiss chard Blueberry, caraway, fennel, cacao Boysenberry, cumin, cantaloupe (wow.) Celery, sesame, yam, anise, zinnia Kolas, granolas, marconas, gardenias Lentil, cabbage, vital wheat gluten wiener Ghost pepper, muenster, gewurztraminer Apple, fig, pear, peach Pine, hazel, walnut, beech Spelt, millet, teff, taro Shallot, ginger, maca, farro Yarrow, kalendula, kombu, chlorella Cilantro, pecan, citron, portobella Pumpkin, radish, onion, rice Ginkgo, olive, maple, ice Thyme, strawberry Papaya, cattail, sherry Mulberry, plum, mimosa Argyreia nervosa Cucumbers, maypops, shamrocks What's with the hemlocks?! Bourbon apricot sour Truffle, samphire flower Squash, zucchini, macaroni, porcini, vermicelli Avocados, pistachios, cinnamon, royal jelly Persimmons, hemp hearts, green goddess Celastrus paniculatus Kombucha and oranges! Cash only? Uh, nevermind
I love the censored beeps
Pd: it's the best instrumental I've found
Ty!
Cash only?! Uh nevermind.
I wanted to let you know that I used this for a bad kazoo cover. I made sure to credit you.
The lyrics to Crazy Food by Joe Hawley
Are you going to eat that crazy food?
May I please have some of it too?
Oh, I hope that it does not give you indigestion
This was once a true fantasy of mine
S*** is f****** bonkers
At the farmer's market
We drove the g** d*** Jeep
And there's no place to park it
What the f***? Cuss!
Check out that lazy dude
With all that crazy food
Handing ample samples
Out to non-customers!
F****** find that punk
If scheisse ever gets dire
Gosh dang! He's Superman!
Who the h***'s his supplier?
Rapunzel, Rapunzel
Let down your spaghetti!
Seriously though, he's packing
Chow like confetti
"Ready?"
S***! uh...
Allspice, amaranth, artichoke, acai
Banana, barley, basil, bay leaves, bok choi chai
Seitan pot pie, marbled rye
Bedhi'd black eyed peas, bing cherries
Chioggia beets, hold the meats, gooseberries
Cayenne chestnut, chia, coconut, custard
Dahlia dates, saffron, dijon mustard (You're flustered!)
Durian, curry, kale, kasava
Clove, eggplant, flax, demitasse, kava
Garlic, kumquat, lychee, oca root
Jalapeños, garbanzos, starfruit, snakefruit
Lavender, lime, karela, kohlrabi
Juniper, jak, wakame, wasabi
Papaya, papalo, marigold, mango
Oregano, sake, lemon, luo han guo
Kiwi, catnip, carolina reaper
Egusi, icaco, why can't this be cheaper?
Poppies, asparagus, queen anne's carrots
Broccoli, a gac, and that'll take care of us
You have more?
Wherefore dost thou obtain such crazy food
Thou crazy f***?
Collard greens, butter beans, vanilla
Pomegranate, pineapple, sarsaparilla
Rambutan, dragonfruit, tapioca
Atemoya, akebia, rose mocha
Amanita muscaria, chive, potatoes
Watercress, sprouts, quinoa, tomatoes
Parsley, sage, rosemary, wait...
Almost seems like this should be illegal
(Will these even fit in the vehicle?)
Watermelon, marijuana, rhubarb
Tamarind, tarragon, turnip, swiss chard
Blueberry, caraway, fennel, cacao
Boysenberry, cumin, cantaloupe (wow.)
Celery, sesame, yam, anise, zinnia
Kolas, granolas, marconas, gardenias
Lentil, cabbage, vital wheat gluten wiener
Ghost pepper, muenster, gewurztraminer
Apple, fig, pear, peach
Pine, hazel, walnut, beech
Spelt, millet, teff, taro
Shallot, ginger, maca, farro
Yarrow, kalendula, kombu, chlorella
Cilantro, pecan, citron, portobella
Pumpkin, radish, onion, rice
Ginkgo, olive, maple, ice
Thyme, strawberry
Papaya, cattail, sherry
Mulberry, plum, mimosa
Argyreia nervosa
Cucumbers, maypops, shamrocks
What's with the hemlocks?!
Bourbon apricot sour
Truffle, samphire flower
Squash, zucchini, macaroni, porcini, vermicelli
Avocados, pistachios, cinnamon, royal jelly
Persimmons, hemp hearts, green goddess
Celastrus paniculatus
Kombucha and oranges!
Cash only? Uh, nevermind
funny that this song is just bill and ted, punch out, Smooth McGroove Kirby and Double Dragon
Hello I was wondering if I could use a few of your instrumental videos for a yt video I’m making (I will credit you and link your channel)