I Lived My REAL Life Inside Minecraft

Today I live out my REAL life inside Minecraft, attempting to achieve all of life's major goals.
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[@anne-zh2kd]

Life goals: kindness and gentleness.
Joinen:Immediately kills a llama.

[@thisisasupersayin376]

Well, he has to do them in order

[@deadnerd4209]

Joinen didn't know he could sprint lol

[@HarpyShinigami]

That leap of faith at the end though. Amazing.

[@ohmyl3s857]

please play minecraft more! i’m enjoying this already. Love your vids, keep it up :)

[@RGC_animation]

I think it's better then most: *100 DAY HARDCORE MINECRAFT IMPOSSIBLE!!! (MUST WATCH)* video

[@aSpottedJoan]

Didn't expect to ever google "can sheep swim?" and yes they can but "they're not good at it"

[@miss-laea]

Fun fact: water temples are religious building, which means there ARE divinities in minecraft (presumably the ones in the credit poem)

[@alisonjane7102]

Ohhhh this is what we were doing?? I watched the stream and was just too scared to ask what you were trying to do..

[@KeinAbendessen]

same... I was already confused about the Lama thing lol

[@cvnnamxxn0o0]

I like your profile picture!

[@viewingstorm8930]

Joinen is Finnish and Australian so he has type advantages against Russia but he’s weak to birds

[@scrtasnman13]

A wild ride from start to finish Joinen
*tips hat*
From one educated man to another, keep mining, keep crafting.

[@amandaacton8881]

That ending was honestly so satisfying lol. Jumping from that height and just perfectly landing in the little bit of water and not dieing. 💯👏🙌 AMAZING!

[@mctheobeymebunny190]

Joinen make a huge lemon carton vila and rule the Minecraft universe

[@skellobonesyt3632]

Ahh yes, the joinen content we deserve

[@theofficialgoofygoober]

idk if we deserve it, but we got it nonetheless!

[@theworldof11]

I was sitting at the edge of my bed st that leap, god
Imagine how funny it'd be if he didn't get it

[@MeikaGarcia]

I thought that exact thing 😂 i was wondering if he would just die

[@depressed_khaleesi]

I was already imagining him hitting the tree instead of the water

[@bro1185]

I absolutely love how Joinen is much more dramatic and energetic in his gaming channel compared to his reaction one lmao, i still love both of your channels though

[@nightmareluna3064]

Love it
Make more please 🥺
Maybe you can add some mods

[@altyraenevenstar7960]

Now I must go and do the same....This is the best Minecraft challenge. XD

[@CatDamon21]

A true inspiration. The true meaning of life. I’ll never play Minecraft the same.

[@Am3lia77]

This was so inspirational🥲

[@DeadFam2]

Joinen is now one step closer to being in the dreamsmp, I like this video

[@iongeorge7279]

I really hope Joinen doesn't join THAT hell hole

[@DeadFam2]

@@iongeorge7279 joinen IS dream

[@iongeorge7279]

@@DeadFam2 don't associate joinen with dream. It's disrespectful to joinen

[@DeadFam2]

@@iongeorge7279 youre right, i am sorry joinen

[@melissalonla]

joinen needs to be in the baddie smp

[@theofficialgoofygoober]

4:06 minutes in and joinen is already losing his mind
15:11 *he's getting worse*
19:57 *joinen is slowly becoming his babe llama*

[@onebilliontacos3405]

The funny thing is if Joinen spawned near a village he could have completed everything on his list in a way more similar to real life. He probabably could have even done the faith thing as villages have churches and the education thing as they have libraries.

[@GloryTheBiscuit]

Ah yes. Murdering a llama is DEFINITELY how you achieve family harmony-

[@diditare]

That's exactly how I wanna live my real life!! Thanks for the tutorial!

[@apriltheanonymous6977]

2:12 him a gift??? joinen part of alphabet mafia????

[@mweeee]

killing a llama is truly one of the biggest goals in life

[@inkir3222]

:0 how dare this video not have over a million views

[@KassieR329]

Half of Joinen's problems could've been solved if he had just made a bed during the day 😂😭💀

[@slucarios]

That was the scariest leap of faith ever

[@YellowCandyBean]

I got so excited when you read out my comment in this stream because it was my first stream on your channel, and I have been watching your channel for over a year (well your main channel but still)

[@UnkownWonders]

Was great having a colab with you joinen, I was the goat btw :)

[@skittlethebird9385]

This is so wholesome XD💗

[@rateeightx]

36:31 I Didn't Even Notice I Was On The Gaming Channel Until This Part, Lol.

[@Yeah800I]

NOICE

[@deathlykira]

We need more joinen playing minecraft! ⭐

[@stephanie1733]

This. Is. Fantastic.

[@eggplant4367]

Wow what a story

[@NotMilkus]

Nomoiiiii

[@jplaystrueskate]

Dude all he has to do is play multiplayer with Cody and then the marriage life goal of done

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

For me, Joinen posted this at 2 am xD

[@theofficialgoofygoober]

for me he posted it at 1:00 am, now it's 3 and i still haven't slept lol

[@stephanie1733]

Editing is awesome.

[@diamondfamily8489]

U should do this in the sims 4!!!!

[@Vanessa-du5xj]

Joinen and minecraft? perfect

[@melaniecourville1148]

3am and this old lady (38) is up watching Joinen play Minecraft. But I can't skip a video and I can't sleep.
🦙

[@NATTHERATTY]

3:44 Yandere Joinen 😂

[@tailsthegenius]

Haven’t watched yet but I know it’s already going to be a god tier vid

[@LoraZenta]

"...and then there's the final task. Pigs." 😆

[@cutthroatgirl]

This is cool! Actually, neal.fun has a “life checklist.” Maybe if there was a part two, you could use this!

[@gillhamsters2048]

I totally could focus on the video because of the long hair on joinens beard wagging around🙃🥴

[@amaiagrace5938]

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Microwave.

[@whatyoulooking2006]

😂😂

[@truantverreaux5483]

stress busting boat time!

[@whatyoulooking2006]

damnthe end tho

[@daktotathecolossus7404]

Nice

[@rateeightx]

Huh, Joinen's Minecraft Username Is Actually Pretty Similar To That Of A Friend Of Mine, Whose Is "[Their Name]ButBlocks"... Coincidence? I Think Not!

[@lisaa4446]

Actually there are "Gods" in minecraft
Green and Blue ....they speak to you once you have defeated the ender dragon
The are only lines of text, a poem not mobs or entities but they do speak to you
And ....well if you aren't a fan of them ....There's always
HEROBRINE
the white eyed legend himself "summoned" with a shrine of nether rack, gold, and redstone (of course herobrine isn't in the game ...but I mean take what you can get)

[@chadinacalico5006]

Can someone outline the Speedrun details? Tha nks

[@the_star_aries9297]

Opooooooo the editing graphics wowie wow wow team joi boi

[@LoraZenta]

It kind of bothers me how many of your problems could have been solved with a chest... 😆

[@bishop57]

Only 30 comments, how this is so good! 🐸

[@youreawesome6313]

Joinen do you even sleep. Ever.

[@theofficialgoofygoober]

you mean in the game or irl? sorry, just wanted to know lol

[@youreawesome6313]

@@theofficialgoofygoober Irl honestly lol.

[@theofficialgoofygoober]

@@youreawesome6313 if you're being serious, he probably just lives in another place where the time is different. maybe australia?

[@pgtrends]

Play there is no game its on steam

[@Nugcon]

what's the difference?

[@michaelsheen9550]

We can all agree that joinens gf is just the best #couplegoals

[@randompotato4705]

Fall in love with a creeper

[@whatyoulooking2006]

#savellama

[@justalittleguy4144]

Play the google doodle

[@gracefulspork]

no moi

[@demontrent10653]

😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@bashabixbite]

What Minecraft? I only know necraft

[@mixup2nd541]

Bro ur house is a little dirty

[@ScampScanner]

Creative.

[@kalinatrifunova8791]

First comment yaaaay

[@kalinatrifunova8791]

6am in the UK, woke up to pee, got rewarded lol

[@apriltheanonymous6977]

1:12 am in the us, not having a sleep schedule pays off

[@personman2346]

78th lol