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  • @gabrielmaroto18
    @gabrielmaroto18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    The Lord called on me to undermine , Not to understand. 😵 Genius!!!!

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      UsaBlack are not from Africa, they are aboriginal indigenous indians. Owners of this land. White folks are Tamahu. Truth.. Google it.

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@fosterricardo7568 so, the well-documented Monumental transatlantic chattal slave trade from Africa to America is less true than the Bible that Betty Bowers supposedly draws from? I don't think so, sunshine.

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@fosterricardo7568 has it somehow escaped your notice that indigenous Americans are far different than the imported chattel slaves? For real?

    • @davidcunningham6856
      @davidcunningham6856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@fosterricardo7568 WTF? Oh, I get it, you have BRAIN WORMS! You really should get some help for that.

    • @AveSinistra
      @AveSinistra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@davidcunningham6856 now now lets play nicely, let us educate the uneducated not berate them :D

  • @stevensonchambers5577
    @stevensonchambers5577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Hilarious satire, but also depressing when you realize this is how many states will be teaching American history

    • @briantyson7744
      @briantyson7744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Or more like,
      Have been.

    • @miggans21012
      @miggans21012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I still remember reading a local magazine from 1982 in Missouri and it talked about how in 1957 black students were forced into a all white high school in Little Rock Arkansas.

    • @duncanbryson1167
      @duncanbryson1167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Teaching ≠ indoctrination.

    • @stevensonchambers5577
      @stevensonchambers5577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@duncanbryson1167 you're right but don't tell them that

    • @paulinelarson465
      @paulinelarson465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@miggans21012 I attended a south Florida high school in late 60's. There was still an, "other side of the tracks" then. About '62-'63 the city was forced to build a new "black" high school. Year after that - a percentage of those students were assigned to the "white" school. Lunch time, most joined our existing, "social oddball table" so I had/have an unusual perspective about that particular integration. The transfers were upset because they were separated from their friends - AND the new "black" school had air conditioning and a pool! Older "white" school had neither, - so - the white students were angry about that too ! ! Surely there was a racial component, but I mostly remember their, lose of friends and the pool and air conditioning anger. Those last two were REALLY important in south Florida, in the 60's ! ! ! Adding: - no "white" students had been reassigned to attend the "black" school.

  • @danmorgan3685
    @danmorgan3685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "The Lord called me to undermine not understand."
    Is my favorite and truest line.

  • @thebarnabator69
    @thebarnabator69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "Abraham Lincoln, a socialist, raised the South's minimum wage to 1¢" literally the funniest way of putting it and I will be explaining it this way from now on

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's now my preferred way to explain what "recontextualize" means.

    • @yurei8
      @yurei8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So that's why he is on the penny!

    • @tommcdonald1873
      @tommcdonald1873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The best line in the whole video. Sarcasm at its finest.

    • @michaelhegman3586
      @michaelhegman3586 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was no minimum wage back then. Man are you stupid. It was invented in WW2.

    • @thebarnabator69
      @thebarnabator69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@michaelhegman3586 are you trolling? Or do you really not get what she's saying?

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    I’m a simple woman. I see a post from America’s Best Christian and I click right away. Thanks for the ‘true story’ of America Mrs. Betty Bowers. Glory❤️

    • @xstatic-ow5mz
      @xstatic-ow5mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Betty Bowers really needs to wear a mask. What an irresponsible anti-science super spreader

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@xstatic-ow5mz 👍🏻🤝

    • @kanethompson708
      @kanethompson708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      👌

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kanethompson708 👍🏻🤝

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simple is right.suicide is an option, controlled opposition shell game that you got caught playing. Naggaville is coming,not if but when.wight is not right. Simple

  • @mspalmboy
    @mspalmboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    The "Just say NO to Science" sign is so typical of these good "Christians". Love your work Mrs Betty Bowers. Glory!

    • @Smoothjock
      @Smoothjock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Christians place their trust in “faith” which is the act of believing despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. To them “Science” and “Facts” are sent by Beelzebub to tempt them away from the teachings of their “Jesus wants you to buy me a jet plane” pastors.

    • @mb8787
      @mb8787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wonder how many of these "christians" who realize that moderen medical science have it's origins in christian monasteries... And that this is probably one of the reason some authoritarian, fundamentalistic muslim leaders denounce modern, western medicine and vaccines, as the one against measles...? If they want to honor the centuries long work of christian monks and nuns, they really should celebrate medical science. And if they want to stick it to other religions, they should take the jab..(!) And heed scientific advice on how to avoid transmission of contagious viruses...

    • @Smoothjock
      @Smoothjock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mb8787 and that same church reacted to early pharmacists, mostly called “wise women”, burning them at the stake!

    • @mb8787
      @mb8787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Smoothjock shush, don't confuse them... (!) 🤫😁✌️

    • @mb8787
      @mb8787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Smoothjock or give them ideas..🤫 🤞 (!)

  • @sarathompson2035
    @sarathompson2035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Outstanding!!!! "George Washington might not have been able to tell a lie (wink wink) but why should that stop our white American historians?"

  • @vicmorrison8128
    @vicmorrison8128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    She's the most powerfully authentic evangelical in A-Mer-ika! 🙏

  • @Domino365
    @Domino365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    There's not a single episode that doesn't make me lean back and say, "Ooh, she went there!"

    • @MrsBettyBowers
      @MrsBettyBowers  3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Perhaps, the nicest thing anyone has ever said.

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@MrsBettyBowers it is definitely the truth, and it is not always (or mostly) said in a negative way, at least judging by the amount of downvotes that you tend to get after your new videos. I'm so glad you all are still doing what you do. Life is much nicer with you doing so.

    • @ThunderDog97
      @ThunderDog97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@MrsBettyBowers Since I have the chance to reply directly to you, I am taking the opportunity; You are Awesome! Love your work! Thanks for many hearty laughs and thanks for all you do.

  • @Erin-Thor
    @Erin-Thor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Can we please just take a moment to appreciate “Prudence’s” contribution to this video? 🤣👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏🏾👏🏽👏🏼👏🏻

    • @gabrielmaroto18
      @gabrielmaroto18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Round of applause👏🏾👏🏿👏🏽👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏽✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏽✊🏽✊🏾✊🏽✊🏻✊🏽✊🏽

    • @Erin-Thor
      @Erin-Thor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gabrielmaroto18 - Oh my goodness, I’ve started a trend! 🤣

    • @gabrielmaroto18
      @gabrielmaroto18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Erin-Thor yes you did! 😂 😻😹🤟🏿🤟🏾🤟🏼🤟🏻

    • @maureenperez9999
      @maureenperez9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She is my absolute favorite parody person. I like them all...but love where she is coming from. I'm no fan of religious hypocrisy and Betty "kills it" in every single video.

    • @Erin-Thor
      @Erin-Thor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@maureenperez9999 - I know! It’s like she KNOWS my relatives!

  • @d.l.parham157
    @d.l.parham157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    You tell a truth most people try to ignore. Thank you.

    • @xstatic-ow5mz
      @xstatic-ow5mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "The Proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains" - marx

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except when I tell it. UsaBlack are not from Africa, they are aboriginal indigenous indians. Owners of this land. White folks are Tamahu. Truth.. Google it.

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@fosterricardo7568 in what reality are Asian descended indigenous Native Americans the same as African descended slaves? only in your ridiculous reality. You know, the qanon shamans lawyer described you people as being short bus special. It would be nice if you could stop proving him right.

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@fosterricardo7568 I don't know what fairy tale you're trying to tell, but it is no more grounded in reality than the religion that mrs. Betty Bowers (trademark America's best Christian) is lampooning. Nice try.

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elenaderoet4926 no. You are a lie. Blacks are not from Africa at all, they hate us

  • @foppishdilletaunt9911
    @foppishdilletaunt9911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Even without the true story about the Alamo those lovely & Xian history lessons are almost Texas textbook approved. You actually mentioned the indentured servitude fad that swept large parts of Western Africa for centuries. Willikers - we almost ran out of plantations for all of them, they just kept coming !!
    Praise be to Truth Tellers like Mrs Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian™️.

  • @W2ATL
    @W2ATL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Undermine, not understand." Perfectly describes conservatives. 😆😆😆

  • @Vohlfied
    @Vohlfied 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    "The unblemished history of god's favorite country"
    *uncontrollable laughter*

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Last laugh UsaBlack are not from Africa, they are aboriginal indigenous indians. Owners of this land. White folks are Tamahu. Truth.. Google it.

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@fosterricardo7568 - They're from Africa. Native Americans originated in what we now call Asia.

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@julietfischer5056 Atlantic slave trade was told to us in reverse. Peackerwoods lie. Forked tongue 👅

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@julietfischer5056 you just go by what ever a peackerwood say$$$

    • @HsuFetish
      @HsuFetish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Foster Ricardo - Indians are Hindus. Native Americans are neither Indian nor Hindus. Europeans stole this land from Native Americans, or from Indigenous Americans, not from Hindu Indians. It's true. Google it.

  • @MichaelBrown-zd1zk
    @MichaelBrown-zd1zk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    As always Mrs. Betty Bowers MY favorite Christian has provided us with more of her wisdom, and insight. Simple honest truth. Unfortunately there exists an old Chinese saying that proves how any truth is documented. History is as a Courtesan, and you may dress her anyway you wish.

    • @racheleast688
      @racheleast688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or the other turn of phrase ,"History is written by the victors."

    • @MichaelBrown-zd1zk
      @MichaelBrown-zd1zk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@racheleast688 Of course, and your phrase is perhaps better known.

    • @grimdolo918
      @grimdolo918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kanye said something similar "Life is a, uh, dependin' how you dress her" in his song Can't Tell Me Nuthin'. It's like he heard the chinese version but couldn't remember how it went.

    • @MichaelBrown-zd1zk
      @MichaelBrown-zd1zk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@grimdolo918 Thank you for telling me about Kanye. I looked into his song, and I found it interesting. It is always good to learn about others ideas or views. I was around when God made dirt, so individuals as yourself help me along.

  • @pardyhardly
    @pardyhardly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    On the mark as always, Mrs. Bowers.

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    So that's what School would look like at a QAnon Conservative Catholic school.🤔

  • @Disgruntled_Fork
    @Disgruntled_Fork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Why do you have to keep attacking these proud patriots by being so damn accurate?? 🤣 Love your stuff, always right on the nose! ❤

  • @heatherjay8802
    @heatherjay8802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Only in America? 🤔 I’d say “thank goodness I live in Australia”, but a lot of our history - & current practices - is bloody awful too. 😱
    At least not all our loonies have easy access to guns.....

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lucky for us that the Murdoch's greed took them to America.

  • @realrealwarpet
    @realrealwarpet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Man, that children’s drawing of happy Jesus being crucified is amazing. That kid new they pierced the wrists and not the palms

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did both. First his hands, realized they wouldn’t hold, then his wrists.

  • @rhondah1587
    @rhondah1587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Excellent satire and so on point.

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pure, UsaBlack are not from Africa, they are aboriginal indigenous indians. Owners of this land. White folks are Tamahu. Truth.. Google it.

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fosterricardo7568 Sunshine, no matter how many times you copy and paste the same bollocks, it isn't going to make it any more true.

    • @ussinussinongawd516
      @ussinussinongawd516 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elenaderoet4926 Elena wait until this man meets a native for the first time and sees they arent black

  • @billmelaterplease
    @billmelaterplease 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “Why did Jesus write the constitution?” ROTFLMAO Had I been drinking milk…. Dodged a billet there. Good stuff!!

    • @stephenlitten1789
      @stephenlitten1789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're lucky you weren't eating - snorting jalapeno poppers out the nostrils is a bit eye-waering

  • @tamaraclaw
    @tamaraclaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Anyone notice how the "Kk" is showing in the alphabet behind Betty?

    • @speedtopia2013
      @speedtopia2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Kk🇺🇸"... in the right-hand corner...very observant 👍🏽

  • @giuseppersa2391
    @giuseppersa2391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I've had the most shitty day ever..And then Miss Betty arrives 😍😍😍😍

    • @rhodawatkins4516
      @rhodawatkins4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hope it gets better.

    • @xstatic-ow5mz
      @xstatic-ow5mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The heart face emojis are a form of sexual harassment toward womxn. Reported for sexual harassment

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@xstatic-ow5mz wow, you are every bit as dim as your leaders have said you are.
      Edited to fix a misspelling.

    • @extract8058
      @extract8058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elenaderoet4926 👈 fascist Nazi bigot detected

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@extract8058 projecting, much? Because no. But I do like how you attempt to say that about me in response to such a ridiculous comment in the first place. Just shut up.

  • @kiwihib
    @kiwihib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    My favourite person from the USA thank you, Betty and writers.

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Favorite to hate is UsaBlack are not from Africa, they are aboriginal indigenous indians. Owners of this land. White folks are Tamahu. Truth.. Google it.

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Neither Andrew or Devon (sp?) are American citizens. I believe they're Canadian.

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elenaderoet4926 queen Kalifia and the California blacks archeology and anthropology in the caves of crystal lake California. Moorish and the land of diamonds and gold 50,000years. Reparations 21trillion demanded now.$$$

  • @lindasimons691
    @lindasimons691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Need to get myself some of those jesusholdingagun greeting cards.
    Brutal as ever.
    Thank you!

    • @Katzztar
      @Katzztar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I heard this in a exaggerated Southern accent: "jeshush holdin' ah gun"

    • @lindasimons691
      @lindasimons691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Katzztar Had to wing it with my Long Island accent. But you're right it'd sound more like a bumper sticker in a hillbilly stump-jumping accent.

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    New Betty Bowers video? SIGN ME UP! It's been a bit!

  • @perplexedpapa
    @perplexedpapa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Don't forget the dashing of babies against the rocks commanded by God.
    Love this character! So well done!
    Thank you!

    • @ravingcyclist624
      @ravingcyclist624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, but he's fanatical about saving fetuses ! Just ask the supreme court. 🙂

    • @rogersmith7396
      @rogersmith7396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think maybe God is the issue. All the haters seem to be in his command.

  • @citizendame9098
    @citizendame9098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Brilliant..best snark I've seen in a very long time.

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brilliant naggas 10,000 years UsaBlack are not from Africa, they are aboriginal indigenous indians. Owners of this land. White folks are Tamahu. Truth.. Google it.

  • @maryanneslater9675
    @maryanneslater9675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    One of the interestings thing about the "conservatives" objecting to critical race theory is that it shows they don't know or care about any of the white European history they're so proud of. CRT is a lot like the class structure of feudalism, during which serfs and poor peasants were kept "in their place" by various discriminatory rules and had little chance of moving up in the world except by running away or joining the church. This class system existed in Europe right into the 1800s and right up to the first world war in some places. Some of the founding fathers themselves were gentry, but more American whites are descended from those peasants and serfs than from the nobility and gentry. It makes a body wonder if being oppressed for generations creates a genetic tendency to turn people into authoritarians who need to find someone else to look down on.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Interesting point, Maryanne. I'll add that many of the 'gentry' were younger sons of landed families who were sent off to the colonies because they were too far down the line of succession to occupy the hereditary title or lands. It was also a convenient place to dispose of the family's black sheep.

    • @scotts3409
      @scotts3409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For what it's worth, there are many examples of marginalized communities lacking sympathy for other marginalized communities. If you think the Italians or Irish in the North American colonies should have better appreciation for what the Africans or Natives went through, because they should be able to at least relate somewhat, you're bound to be disappointed and rightfully so.
      Alternatively, if the descendants of the Spanish, Portuguese, English, French, Dutch, German, Japanese, Korean, and Chinese etc. today should bare responsibility for their cultures actions concerning colonialism and slavery, you have several billion people to convince not including those who are not born yet. I don't imagine much success with this endeavour. I'll admit, CRT might be enough to fulfill that need to reconcile the unique American experience of colonialism and slavery. But it's a theory that must remain vague to have utility elsewhere.

    • @doorman5966
      @doorman5966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's the old saying "hard living makes society. Society makes soft living. Soft living wrecks society." It may be a generalization but there is some truth to it. It has to do with strength and merit. That's where inequality comes into it. An eloquent summation was by Lovecraft: "Whilst long-winded politicians preach universal peace, long haired anarchists are preaching a social upheaval which means nothing more or less than a reversion to savagery or mediaeval barbarism.
      ...Our present social order, whislt capable of some degree of liberalisation, is the product of the natural development of human relations. It is not ideal, nor could anything on earth be ideal-but it is inevitable. Just as long as some men are more intelligent than others, so long will there be inequality of wealth. The type of persons who indulge in strikes and socialism seem never to realise how much they depend on the brains of their hated “economic masters”. ...
      Perhaps such a catastrophe will come, just as the Russian catastrophe came; but how little will the blind anarchists gain therefrom! With the intelligent element removed, the rabble will use up the resources of civilisation without being able to produce more; cities and public works will fall into decay, and a new barbarism arise, out of which will spring in time the natural chieftains who will constitute the “masters” of another era of capitalism. Far better that the impressionable and inflammable masses be taught these things before they embark upon a futile revolution which will ruin all civilisation, themselves included, without helping anyone."

    • @rogersmith7396
      @rogersmith7396 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every thing right wingers believe in is just an opiate to keep them from having to deal with reality. Truly imbecilic and I use that as a medical term.

    • @rogersmith7396
      @rogersmith7396 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scotts3409 America was composed of the rubbish of the world, the losers. They did'nt want to change the old ways, they wanted to be on top and be the ones dishing out the injustice. No different today.

  • @fazergazer
    @fazergazer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Telling it like it is with wit and style
    Count on Betty Bowers to go that extra mile

    • @SchuylerT.Colfax
      @SchuylerT.Colfax 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Geoffrey Waldo! Spot on! Nice rhyme, too!

  • @deevnn
    @deevnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Once again, I wish I could give this a thousand thumbs up...

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      One thumbs up for UsaBlack are not from Africa, they are aboriginal indigenous indians. Owners of this land. White folks are Tamahu. Truth.. Google it.

    • @geraltrivia6148
      @geraltrivia6148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fosterricardo7568 Are you confusing America for both Australia AND Egypt, or are you just nuts?

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fosterricardo7568 oh just stop with this crap. Even you know it isn't right.

    • @3souris
      @3souris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fosterricardo7568 I'll see you and raise you two kookies: Africa does not exist.
      A cartographic fraud. It's just the big ol' Afro-Indian Ocean with an island 666 kms due south of Italy's boot. A tenth the size of the fake Mozambique, it's filled with sets, environments, and actors engaged in all the activities we associate with the former continent.

  • @stephaniewalsh67
    @stephaniewalsh67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Thanks for clearing that up for me Mrs. Bowers

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cleared.. UsaBlack are not from Africa, they are aboriginal indigenous indians. Owners of this land. White folks are Tamahu. Truth.. Google it.

  • @kendallsmith1458
    @kendallsmith1458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I recall from Sunday School; God gave a lot of COMMANDMENTS, never any rights.

  • @bobh5087
    @bobh5087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Brava, Mrs Bowers. A tour de force. 👍❤️

  • @intlvoiceofreason9239
    @intlvoiceofreason9239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Wait... wait... so you're telling me that Jesus DIDN'T ride around on a Brontosaurus some 10,000 odd years ago like on the Flintstones??

    • @ThunderDog97
      @ThunderDog97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well obviously not.... since the earth is apparently only 6,000 years old (according to them). Now according to the 'Ark Encounter' in Kentucky, humans had dinosaurs as pets - but NOT 10,000 years ago! ( 🤣 )
      "Visitors to the ark are told that man and dinosaurs lived together, despite the fact that scientists agree dinosaurs were wiped out some 65 million years ago, long before mankind appeared."

    • @satanicmicrochipv4630
      @satanicmicrochipv4630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BLASPHEMER!!!
      jesus™ rode a T-Rex.
      You're going to HELL,HELL,HELL!

    • @intlvoiceofreason9239
      @intlvoiceofreason9239 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@satanicmicrochipv4630 is it too late to repent or is swimming in the “Lake of Fire” my inevitable future?

    • @satanicmicrochipv4630
      @satanicmicrochipv4630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@intlvoiceofreason9239
      Nah... Don't worry about it.
      Hells got awesome bars to go with it's kick@$$ music scene and amazing academic lectures, discussions and debates.
      Where else can you see Einstein, Sagan and Hawking on stage with Hitchens?
      Way better than sitting on a cloud with a bunch of pedos, listening to harp music and wishing you'd brought a magazine.

  • @ZubairKhan-vs8fe
    @ZubairKhan-vs8fe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Finally a new video to keep my soul going for a few more weeks

  • @LasseHuhtala
    @LasseHuhtala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pint Sized Satan. Now that's a band name, right there. :-)

  • @EhrisaiaOShannon
    @EhrisaiaOShannon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You're a national treasure, Betty! Lol. 💜

    • @stevewebber707
      @stevewebber707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Technically, she's an international treasure.

    • @EhrisaiaOShannon
      @EhrisaiaOShannon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@stevewebber707 True! Lol.

    • @xstatic-ow5mz
      @xstatic-ow5mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stevewebber707 thanks for correcting the white bigot

    • @EhrisaiaOShannon
      @EhrisaiaOShannon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@xstatic-ow5mz Bigot!? Are you kidding me!? How am I a Bigot!?

    • @xstatic-ow5mz
      @xstatic-ow5mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@EhrisaiaOShannon well, you're white (for starters)
      Black Lives Matter ✊✊✊

  • @tatchik77
    @tatchik77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    May the flying spaghetti monster bless Mrs. Betty Bowers!

    • @enhaxed7839
      @enhaxed7839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ramen

    • @bellhopwalrus2517
      @bellhopwalrus2517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@enhaxed7839
      You win today's internet with that one!

  • @judithlpn-quilter7757
    @judithlpn-quilter7757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God bless you Mrs Betty Bowers!

  • @Misano-Red
    @Misano-Red 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I feel cheated by a 2nd rate education. For 10 months, as an 11 year old, I attended PS85, or as it is now known, The Judge Charles Vallone School, in Astoria Queens.
    Why did I end up with Mrs.Trullah and not Mrs. Bowers? If I was taught TRASH history by Mrs Bowers, I would now be a proud passionate Americanophile.
    Any US based litigation lawyers reading this; can I sue or does the statute of limitations apply?

  • @sdfkjgh
    @sdfkjgh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    That is the most charlton heston/Buddy Christ-looking icon I've ever seen.

    • @rogersmith7396
      @rogersmith7396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad he was not white or people would take him seriously.

  • @AReese-eu5zs
    @AReese-eu5zs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Best satire ever and always on point!

  • @kismypencek6185
    @kismypencek6185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Scary to think this might be a close representation of what some people remember, will remember, as History... special ed students get many passes in the system, not picking on them just witnessed it. I'm for national standards after this last administration shit show. ..that's on going.

  • @samthor1230
    @samthor1230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "the Lord called on me to undermine, not understand.".... perfect.

  • @Juelda
    @Juelda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh how I have missed your delightful insight!

  • @robertc574
    @robertc574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    love your content
    love your sense of humor
    love your insight/perspective
    thank you for your contribution...

    • @usmale4915
      @usmale4915 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now your comment is the way to write a comment! Short and right to the point. Thank you, it's refreshing to read such a comment !

  • @rona-husky9019
    @rona-husky9019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thanks for the history lesson Mrs. Betty ! 👍😎

  • @C0nc0rdance
    @C0nc0rdance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The Alamo" was not fought exclusively to protect slavery. When Santa Anna came to power he suspended the Constitution and wrote his own, giving himself absolute power, the right to dissolve the legislative branch at will, and centralizing all government functions (land grants, courts) to Mexico City. Texas was one of four outlying Mexican states that rebelled during this period. Coahuila, Zacatecas, Tamaulipas and Yucatan all attempted to break away from a man who styled himself "The Napoleon of the West". He served as "President" for 11 non-consecutive terms over 22 years, alternating between being President and General: historians call him "the uncrowned monarch" of Mexico.
    Just to cement the point, Santa Anna forbid slavery, but he also forbid freed slaves from entering Mexico. His oppression and slaughter of indigenous tribes of Mexico is just the bow on top. The final years of his life were spent in exile in France, deposed by the Plan of Ayutla. In 1874, following a general amnesty, he returned to Mexico City where he died 2 years later.
    Not to vindicate the Texians of their allegiance to slavery, but the issues at play went far beyond that horrifying, dehumanizing practice.

  • @ColbyWanShinobi
    @ColbyWanShinobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LOL, @ her hilarious cadence. In my head canon, she’s married to the G-Man from Half-Life 🤣

  • @Epoch11
    @Epoch11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved that little startled jump you did when security came to get that little girl out of the room. Good acting is in the details and that was hilarious.

  • @FrenchyMcFrys
    @FrenchyMcFrys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It’s painful because it’s all so true…

  • @lsingstock1646
    @lsingstock1646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh my, Repukingtons would shit if teachers showed this in class. Just imagine a second Civil War.

  • @Warrior_Resisting_Colonialism
    @Warrior_Resisting_Colonialism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Great to see you back. This is one of your best ones yet.

  • @moxyoonyx2713
    @moxyoonyx2713 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mrs. Betty Bowers you are truly a NATIONAL TREASURE! Thanks for taking out the T.R.A.SH. Bless you!

  • @notahouse
    @notahouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    American his story is what it is, thanks Betty! 🙏

    • @Warrior_Resisting_Colonialism
      @Warrior_Resisting_Colonialism 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly and his story is full of TRASH. :)

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prestor John is from tartarian impire not a story is UsaBlack are not from Africa, they are aboriginal indigenous indians. Owners of this land. White folks are Tamahu. Truth.. Google it.

    • @Warrior_Resisting_Colonialism
      @Warrior_Resisting_Colonialism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fosterricardo7568 Lies. Black people were brought over in slave ships. This is very well documented and indisputable. you SHALL not erase authentic American Indian Nations of Turtle Island. We are NOT blacks and you will NOT undermine us with your vile, filthy lies, settler.

  • @cloudraker
    @cloudraker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The satire is so damn good it resembles reality. Beautifully done.

  • @americaofthenorth655
    @americaofthenorth655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hello Beautiful! I've missed you and your beautiful mind 💕

  • @michaelbailey1578
    @michaelbailey1578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel so uplifted! Thank you Mrs. Bowers.

  • @xstatic-ow5mz
    @xstatic-ow5mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "The Proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains" - marx

    • @gregoryferber3231
      @gregoryferber3231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love the DS9 episode when Rom reads that.

    • @xstatic-ow5mz
      @xstatic-ow5mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gregoryferber3231 DS9 is a fully racist show where People of Color are underrepresented. You're a bigot

    • @cassiusdhami9215
      @cassiusdhami9215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The guy's trying some weak strawman, troll account @@gregoryferber3231.

    • @extract8058
      @extract8058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cassiusdhami9215 why do you hate People of Color you bigot? Your racism is showing

    • @gregoryferber3231
      @gregoryferber3231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cassiusdhami9215 he only made me laugh.

  • @davidhowell5179
    @davidhowell5179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just found this channel by pure chance! Its wonderful! X

  • @Literallymarkiplierforreal
    @Literallymarkiplierforreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yes miss bowers! Post more! We need you

  • @ash8207
    @ash8207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant! My hat is off to you, Mrs. Bowers.

  • @danielpaulson8838
    @danielpaulson8838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I been to church before and yes, this is pretty much what they said.

  • @gilmoremccoy6930
    @gilmoremccoy6930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for sharing Miss Betty💜! You truly explain it all to perfection 🙏🏽!!!

  • @Octoberfurst
    @Octoberfurst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Spot on--as usual!

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spot on is UsaBlack are not from Africa, they are aboriginal indigenous indians. Owners of this land. White folks are Tamahu. Truth.. Google it.

  • @jameskennedy721
    @jameskennedy721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love every episode . Betty Bowers is talented and brilliant and has done her homework . She also gets that Trumpers are lower than snakes .

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Ever since the Chosen One miraculously showed up,
    Fulfilling the “Christian” wishes of the morally corrupt,
    A Golden Idol was lifted up for the Evangelical Taliban
    To become a false prophet of invidious command.

    • @rona-husky9019
      @rona-husky9019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nicely said !

    • @xstatic-ow5mz
      @xstatic-ow5mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why are you trying to paint the Taliban in a negative light you tRumpanzee?
      Reported for Islamophobic hate speech

  • @davidwoon6402
    @davidwoon6402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for the courage in leading the sheep and lambs who had gone astray. Your rebuke and admonishment were indeed timely. 😇

  • @seattlebeard
    @seattlebeard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At 1:53 I would have said: "That's right, Hester".

  • @babsbylow6869
    @babsbylow6869 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nicely done!
    That closing music was **chef's kiss** !
    Gave it a wonderful cross between commercial and history film.

  • @sapphireriddles6692
    @sapphireriddles6692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "The war of northern aggression against southern america" - what an irritating rewrite.

  • @morenofranco9235
    @morenofranco9235 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "TRASH". I love it. This describes everything the average American thinks, or does not think about. Brilliant work, Betty.

  • @rolfjacobson833
    @rolfjacobson833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    once again just great!

  • @mikefromwa
    @mikefromwa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Savage, yet refined. Thank you Betty!

  • @penelopegreene
    @penelopegreene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A guy told me Critical Race Theory to him was when he'd bet his entire paycheck on Rusty Wallace to win a NASCAR event...

  • @calvinr5275
    @calvinr5275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I Can't say it enough, I just love you. Thank you, you make me feel so much better after I watch your videos

  • @dirtydish6642
    @dirtydish6642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Jesus moonlighted as an English teacher to make ends meet in Socialist Egypt. It's common knowledge.

  • @wtf_usa5597
    @wtf_usa5597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Ms. Betty.. Right on the mark as always! 👏 👏 👏

  • @jamesturner2126
    @jamesturner2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We gotta support these guys on Patreon to "inspire" them into making more content.

  • @bludgeonxl5529
    @bludgeonxl5529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    yooo, how does she keep a straight face!? this amount of sarcasm is what we need right now. love it!♥️

  • @darlingba
    @darlingba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was having “Betty withdraws” I missed you my goodness your humor is so good 😊.

  • @fiatfixie4344
    @fiatfixie4344 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:14 seconds in. When that student asked that annoying inconvenient question. Her facial expressions are brilliant.

  • @chris_iapetus
    @chris_iapetus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    critical, racy & just durn geeeerate.

  • @johnking7772
    @johnking7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just brilliant, thank you.

  • @grahammorgan3858
    @grahammorgan3858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pity is that the deplorables this aims at just won't comprehend what satire delivers

  • @annakeye
    @annakeye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My dear Mrs. Bowers, you should have millions of subscribers. You're an absolute god send. (wink-wink)

  • @oskualajoki9209
    @oskualajoki9209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    On the bottom left of the screen is a fabulous "Just say no to science"-sticker. Where can I buy a t-shirt with the picture and text?

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nagga button is the Tartarian impire UsaBlack are not from Africa, they are aboriginal indigenous indians. Owners of this land. White folks are Tamahu. Truth.. Google it.

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fosterricardo7568 again, no matter how many times you copy and paste the same bollocks, it isn't going to make it any more true than what it is in your ridiculous Fairyland.

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fosterricardo7568 I would suggest you come up with something at least partially grounded in reality. I know that's a lot for you people, but do try.

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fosterricardo7568 also, since you seem to feel the need to paste the same crap over and over and over again, Ad nauseam, you're being reported as being spam.

  • @acejohnson81
    @acejohnson81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The flag's stars being replaced by crosses and $ signs is quite impactful, because it's so representative of the US.

  • @counsela9240
    @counsela9240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You’re so funny Betty 💍😂

  • @sikandarrana6377
    @sikandarrana6377 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Breath of Fresh air, Gods bless Betty Bower:)

  • @richardjones4475
    @richardjones4475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Mrs. Bowers you tell the truth. Glory!

  • @davidkelter8379
    @davidkelter8379 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Mrs. Bowers. I love your channel. Just stumbled acrost it for the first time today and became an instant subscriber. Nicely done.

  • @kerryberger985
    @kerryberger985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brilliant.

  • @1madmaxx80
    @1madmaxx80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos should have millions of views. Spot on. All of them 👍👍

  • @willowhouston6912
    @willowhouston6912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    ALWAYS a GREAT JOB!

    • @fosterricardo7568
      @fosterricardo7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't need a job UsaBlack are not from Africa, they are aboriginal indigenous indians. Owners of this land. White folks are Tamahu. Truth.. Google it.

  • @john27609
    @john27609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How is it that Ms. Betty hasn’t ages a day in 12 years? We love you, Deven!

  • @Mr.NathanS
    @Mr.NathanS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love this! Thanks for starting my weekend off right.. god be less america.

  • @KC-lw7if
    @KC-lw7if 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “When Jesus wrote the Constitution” 😂🤣😂