Let me tell you the funniest joke you have ever heard . There was this shy guy in the neighborhood where one of the hottest girls lived . He never talked to her because he would get too excited and act stupid so just a hello and goodbye. One day someone knocked on his door and he opened and it was that girl in am amazingly sexy dress, she said hi and hugged his for a minute and then said “ I hear someone coming can we go inside?” The guy invited her in and then she said “ look at my body and tell me what is the most impressive part of my body ?” He said “ your ears.” She got mad and said “ I work out 5 days a week to have this body and my ears impress you, why?” The guy said “ remember when you were hugging me and said , I hear someone is coming ?” She said yes. He said “ it was me.” Those are two impressive ears . 😅
I gave my wife a certificate for her birthday - guaranteeing her 2 hours of the best sex she's ever had in her life - anything she wants..." She was delighted - jumped up and said - "Thank you honey...!" - kissed me on the cheek and ran out the door screaming - "I'll see you in 2 hours....!"
Brand new today! When you're dealing on a comedic level within your 2D space always keep in mind all pair a D's are inherently a penny a pun Help I need suggestions to fix this fizzled out dud I know it has potential-I'm a genius
People been curious about WWJD? First off what NOT to do like doing a cannonball in my neighbor's kiddie pool. Thankfully he's handy in the self healing area but those little kids are gonna need orthopedic counseling
Trying to sell a coffin to someone who doesn't need it is always a grave mistake.
Oatmeal! Yes, oatmeal ! 😆
I was only after my money. Absolute classic.
Every school day I take 2 of these jokes and put them in my sons lunch box...so ,thanks
“I will recover”, haha 😂 thanks guys!
the last one >> the best!!
"oatmeal!"
lol
If oatmeal is not the answer, I don’t want to know the question.
If oatmeal is wrong
I don't wanna be right
I've been binging on these guys! Great stuff!
That ex wife one is next level.
Haha. I agree. That one caught me off guard. Takes a lot to make me chuckle out loud.
Absolutely 🥁🥁🥁
😂😂😂
Is it a dad joke or a wife joke?
Maybe a husband or ex-husband joke instead.
Ex wife was next level but the europe and blanket joke were up there too. 😂
Doctor! Doctor! Am I gonna die?
That's the last thing you're gonna do.
Great jokes, hilarious, gets people laughing that's gotta be good
Geography dad jokes... yes please!!
Damn! I watched this in the morning while eating oatmeal!
Great to see a man with DS being one of the guys!
The worst part about the second joke (about the stupidest country in the world) is it'll go over many American's heads.
Worst guillotine ever
😂😂
Womp womp womp 🎺
You never want to duck when you hear a joke.
It may go over your head.
And land in your car.
That's why my car is a joke.
It is true. Oatmeal does give him the right.
All my exes are in Texas with my Lexus!
I clicked the 1000th like - how about that!?!
The Europe one got me 😂
Love these guys
Oatmeal is right for the heart, so that fits
"Oatmeal"
America's typical response to.... everything.
Oatmeal
I don’t get the oatmeal joke. Someone explain.
Make Europe great again..EEU…EEu…Eeu! 😂
Europe...the continent country lol
So is america
Oatmeal!
They say dinosaurs went extinct because of a meaty oar or an eyes age.
Purse on ally. Eye can see that.
Fairy nuff.
Is there a dad's joke recovery program? I need it! Bad!😂
Oatmeal. That is profound. 🤯
don't understand the oatmeal joke 😭
@@seundanjuma Don’t worry. It wasn’t a joke.
😂😂😂
I can name two countries without an r:
Mexico
Canada
To the coffin joke he has an excellent point.
Lmao
Let me tell you the funniest joke you have ever heard .
There was this shy guy in the neighborhood where one of the hottest girls lived .
He never talked to her because he would get too excited and act stupid so just a hello and goodbye.
One day someone knocked on his door and he opened and it was that girl in am amazingly sexy dress, she said hi and hugged his for a minute and then said “ I hear someone coming can we go inside?”
The guy invited her in and then she said “ look at my body and tell me what is the most impressive part of my body ?”
He said “ your ears.”
She got mad and said “ I work out 5 days a week to have this body and my ears impress you, why?”
The guy said “ remember when you were hugging me and said , I hear someone is coming ?”
She said yes.
He said “ it was me.”
Those are two impressive ears .
😅
I gave my wife a certificate for her birthday - guaranteeing her 2 hours of the best sex she's ever had in her life - anything she wants..."
She was delighted - jumped up and said - "Thank you honey...!" - kissed me on the cheek and ran out the door screaming - "I'll see you in 2 hours....!"
Brand new today!
When you're dealing on a comedic level within your 2D space always keep in mind all pair a D's are inherently a penny a pun
Help I need suggestions to fix this fizzled out dud
I know it has potential-I'm a genius
I never laughed until the last word.
Second
Almost funny, when the ads are longer than the vid
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People been curious about WWJD?
First off what NOT to do like doing a cannonball in my neighbor's kiddie pool. Thankfully he's handy in the self healing area but those little kids are gonna need orthopedic counseling
First
Norway, José
These guys are brilliant, but even their wit and delivery can't match a down syndrome person's innocent randomness!
Oatmeal! Lovin' it 🥰
😂 oatmeal is now going to be my new answer for everything. 🥣🤣
"Oatmeal", discussion over!🥣