An Incorrect Summary Of Elden Ring: Rot & Gold | Max0r Reaction

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  • @darkestwilightt
    @darkestwilightt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    "If a person with one hand tries to use sign language, is that a speech impediment or an accent?"
    Krillin

    • @johnrebelet5754
      @johnrebelet5754 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      LOOOOOOL

    • @zkmk8593
      @zkmk8593 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Fun fact, SL can look different depending on how you learned it and who you learned it from. If you look at SL in a professional setting and SL for basic communication, it even looks very different

  • @JDaGoat0713
    @JDaGoat0713 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +189

    Someone calculated how strong malenia hits, each one is equal to being shot by a tank.

    • @jonathangoodwin5609
      @jonathangoodwin5609 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Take with a grain of salt though, cuz there is little, if anything, to base this on.

    • @cannedsquasher5923
      @cannedsquasher5923 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      ​@jonathangoodwin5609 I mean to be fair she is a demigod. Also squared up against an enormous lad who controls the stars and gravity itself that swings around two swords that look to be the size of a small car, lol.
      I think it wouldn't be too far off a stretch to say it is fairly accurate.

    • @JDaGoat0713
      @JDaGoat0713 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @jonathangoodwin5609 I mean, we know pretty much how long the sword is, and you can track how fast it's swinging, only other thing you'd need to know is the weight to approximate how much force she's exerting.

    • @marmyeater
      @marmyeater 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not according to Vs Battles.

    • @apolloisnotashirt
      @apolloisnotashirt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@jonathangoodwin5609If we werent players with a health points but are actually bags of meat and bones, each hit would've already sliced cleanly through us.

  • @LSHEVV
    @LSHEVV 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    Chavezz: Skitten? Thoughts?
    Skitten: Elevator music
    That is the best mindset to be in when it comes to Consuming Max0r content. She is dialed in.

  • @effluviah7544
    @effluviah7544 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    Just for the record, as a disabled person myself, generally we just like to be called disabled, lmao. Handicapped/handicapable are considered offensive more often than not. Handicapable is seen as minimising the effect our disabilities have on our lives and dismissing our medical needs (and often is used in the context of using us as "inspiration p*rn" for abled people), while handicapped is considered outdated and potentially offensive based on context, although some disabled people (typically older people) sometimes use this to refer to themselves. Just so you're aware, since a lot of people aren't!

    • @Lord-of-wisdom-ciel
      @Lord-of-wisdom-ciel 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I would think handicap is the other one that is acceptable or disable since both are the ones that was around before the whole woke and annoying new generation of words nowadays?

    • @Frostbite08
      @Frostbite08 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Lord-of-wisdom-cielBro, touch grass, handicapable isn't "woke", it's just either stupidity or Neoliberal wank.

    • @Frostbite08
      @Frostbite08 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Also disabled, I had a few people try to tell me I'm "differently abled" or some other crap. They stopped real quick when I started calling myself a cripple.

    • @purgatorysan9381
      @purgatorysan9381 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@Lord-of-wisdom-ciel"woke new generation of words" you can just use google man

    • @Lord-of-wisdom-ciel
      @Lord-of-wisdom-ciel 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@purgatorysan9381 no duh but it still doesn’t change the fact that they still be woke new generational words that people make up to label somebody when the words has always been using label for people and things. I don’t think you understand what I’m getting at. I don’t need to when clearly that’s not what I’m talking about. I was trying to mean you misunderstanding what exactly I’m trying to say.

  • @cutepapaya4224
    @cutepapaya4224 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    George r.r Martin literally said they called me to write a world so they could destroy it so elden is like 3000 years after the shattering I believe

    • @Frostbite08
      @Frostbite08 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I was so mad when I realized every god's name starts with either G, R, or M.

    • @bluehammer1245
      @bluehammer1245 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Frostbite08 Why?

    • @Frostbite08
      @Frostbite08 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@bluehammer1245 George R.R. Martin.
      Look at the capitalized letters.

  • @rigel9228
    @rigel9228 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    This one is surprisingly short but holy hell he made up for that.
    Now we just have to wait for the dlc to come out and then some for his next video...
    I'm guessing at least another 9 months tbh

    • @Bigdude0444
      @Bigdude0444 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Time to get working on those second Max0r Elden Ring video babies I guess.

  • @Enyoiyourself
    @Enyoiyourself 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    Skitten needs to watch Sseth's Bloons 6 video

    • @mattb2583
      @mattb2583 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Or Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines

    • @53shelby
      @53shelby 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Truly a factual statement

    • @jabbawookeez01
      @jabbawookeez01 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      BLOON 6!!! yes!

  • @christinacameron4154
    @christinacameron4154 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Chavezz: Thoughts, wife? Skitten: vibing so hard

  • @darrylferguson3622
    @darrylferguson3622 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Radahn was not simply stalemating Malenia - he was starting to win - which pissed her her off to the point that she chose detonate an STD nuke with her at the center

    • @joshuaanderson1712
      @joshuaanderson1712 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes, she'd rather have killed everyone than actually talking about why she was attacking him.

  • @Antonio-ONI
    @Antonio-ONI 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    well technically it was a stalemate till malenia used her stds to stop radahnn and to run away

  • @randomguyvariety5148
    @randomguyvariety5148 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I'm watching from work, excited for the vid

    • @Chavezzslovakia
      @Chavezzslovakia  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That’s what the hell im talking about !

  • @SavantPete
    @SavantPete 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Chavezz: Yapping
    Skitten: Brainrot.exe

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Skitten: no thoughts, head full of girl from ipanema

  • @patchesthepirate9072
    @patchesthepirate9072 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Always look forward to y’all’s vids, makes my day seeing yall pop up in my recommended every time!

  • @minilabyrinth
    @minilabyrinth 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Looks like Max0r will do one more vid for Elden Ring base game to cover the remaining stuff like Godfrey, Radagon, and Elden Beast

    • @apolloisnotashirt
      @apolloisnotashirt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was a slightly disappointed with how quiet the video is this time but I guess it fits for the build up to Malenia and the Malenia edit makes up for it. Hopefully he does the DLC first before the end of the game.

  • @kristophersmith9967
    @kristophersmith9967 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ive been here long enough to watch you guys go from "Guys dont worry about the energy drinks we dont drink them that often" to "we're here for a good time, not a long time" its beautiful.

  • @CainEverest
    @CainEverest 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    CottontailVA as Melania was an awesome pick imo

  • @embrefrosste6044
    @embrefrosste6044 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    8:52 Whatever you do, don’t call anyone that. Please.

  • @nothingspecial443
    @nothingspecial443 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey all I’m saying is a few kidney stones will definitely change their mind on the amount of energy drinks

  • @anjealousanaconda9692
    @anjealousanaconda9692 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Just recently beat Malenia and I literally cried 😂❤

  • @sifuculreif6448
    @sifuculreif6448 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I am in no way surprised that players die a lot in an area of a Souls game,
    who's name sounds like "El Fail".

  • @reyrex4938
    @reyrex4938 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As long as the energy drinks consumption doesn't leave you like EverynightxRiot
    Buddy is fucked up off red bull, Monster, G-supps, you name it. Sleeps 3 hours a day and is lucky to get in even 1 barely nutrient rich meal

  • @JVarley9001
    @JVarley9001 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Malenia listing her body count kinda reminds me of Jagganoth from Kill Six Billion Demons.

  • @cool42701
    @cool42701 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why was she humming "The Girl from Ipanema" ?! 😂😂

  • @Razzy20
    @Razzy20 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:46 bro just shot a whole cero from bleach

  • @Beepers559
    @Beepers559 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    12:57 oh hey, limbus music

  • @cjwalker2149
    @cjwalker2149 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:00 is that @jacksepticeye

  • @txtaleclxpse805
    @txtaleclxpse805 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Elden ring series? Seamless coop?

  • @jabbawookeez01
    @jabbawookeez01 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i LOVED melenias fight. plus shes a 10/10 so 🗿 win/win

  • @Jtriggers
    @Jtriggers 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:05 nub job,

  • @slowcreep
    @slowcreep 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was hoping y'all got to this

  • @caucasoidus_anglicus
    @caucasoidus_anglicus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nubtastic is foul 😂

  • @daysand123
    @daysand123 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Okay i wouldnt say Malenia beat Radahns ass so much as she rage quit since was such a giga chad and by extension was the reason he had the mind of a bowl of cream of wheat oatmeal when we fought him as well as said fight being the reason Caelid is the german bedtime story rotted swamp of dagobah shithole it is.

  • @blueblade6174
    @blueblade6174 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wasn't enjoying his video much until it got to the Malenia section.
    Honestly I prefer Max0r returned to being more consistent with his earlier style.

  • @ThyHallowed0
    @ThyHallowed0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Now we wait for him to cover wuthering waves

  • @seraph9942
    @seraph9942 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Have her drop the clans name

  • @Sauce_Sensei
    @Sauce_Sensei 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It’s crazy how no one ever uses the Sentry’s Torch in Ordina…it’d save newer players on the frustration of getting backstabbed to death

    • @jonathangoodwin5609
      @jonathangoodwin5609 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I didn't even know it existed.

    • @icebox1954
      @icebox1954 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Most haven't found it and those that have will have forgotten about it like me. Also, fighting invisible enemies is kind of cool because you can sort of tell due to environmental conditions such as footprints in the snow. With the torch they go from a cool obstacle to a trivially weak one.

  • @abyssraider819
    @abyssraider819 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I am Melania, B of Donny Trump."

  • @DoublePlayReacts
    @DoublePlayReacts 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This one is my least favorite Maxor video

  • @Asterion_Mol0c
    @Asterion_Mol0c 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nah ringed city is still probably gonna be the best dlc

    • @icebox1954
      @icebox1954 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think The Old Hunters was better but The Ringed City is definitely a contender and amazing as well. They did amazingly with Bloodborne and DS3, maybe this will be just as good or better, especially considering the price.
      I've already bought it but the price is ridiculous for a DLC.