19:57 Actually Shou Tucker most likey couldnt fight which is why Edward who was a munchkin 15 year old pinned him to a wall and beat his ass. Yes he was a state alchemist but not all state alchemist were of the same caliber. He was a more so a scientist that worked under the military than a trained soldier. We see a similar case with another character by the name of Marcoh. Kinda like saying that Werner Heisenberg was a trained killer just because he was employed by the WW2 German military. What separates Tucker from many other state alchemist in the show was that we know and see that they were really about it and were actual trained killers. Many of them being literal war veterans who wouldn't even flinch at sending you home in a casket or with their abilities, nothing to be sent home at all. State Alchemist like Mustang, Armstrong, and Kimberly would and could (especially armstrongs big ass) most likely maul the average dude in a hand to hand fight.
31:59 Now im just imagining that "Queen never cry" baby meme except instead of the mother saying "Queen never cry" it’s "you’re a Max0r fan" lmao (this comment will be extremely confusing for people who aren’t on my corner of the internet)
35:16 I swear to god I’m gonna scream with joy if you guys react to vatividiaa!!!! He’s THE premier fromsoft narrator and story teller! There’s a few others who have EXCELLENT lore delving capabilities and dig up just as much lore and content as they have along with extremely accurate predictions and theories. But vatividia is the only one I know of to actually speak… one of them just uses text and text alone…. But goes fully into the character models, source code, data, etc and plays kick ass music for the occasions.
Due to mentions of Scrabble I would like to reccomend a video called "The World Scrabble Champion is A Monster" by huggbees. Because Nigel Richards absolutely is.
Shou Tucker from Fullmetal Alchemist is NOT a trained soldier, he was a state alchemist. He had NO combat experience, he was basically just a biologist with state funding. So yeah, beat the ever loving shit outta him, get dat million.
19:21 Talking about a character from Full Metal Alchemist. Asshat transmutate's his daughter with her dog to create a new homunculus species or something, looks like a dog with long hair.
28:37 You play Black Desert Online ? 😲🤩🤩 why have you never said anything about that before. I play BDO too 😁, what class do you all play, or what is your highest level class ? Mine is a lvl 65 Guardian.
About a month ago i was remembering an old anime called school rumble and thought a the dancing dragon would be a nice boss, now i see 1 it's a lion and 2 i was right.
Yo Chavezz Skitten love you guys happy Holidays to you guys🖤 P.s. Chavezz you think you’ll ever get back to the Carbot animation Elden Ring vids? Unless you’ve already watched them in your spare time in which case… truly a man of culture😂
Is it just me, or does the guy with the droopy face in the thumbnail look like the actor who played played the ghost on the subway in the movie "Ghost" if he sounded like Huckleberry Hound?
13:40 Know what? I'm gonna be evil today and give context to that meme, and WHY "going in the jar" is basically a fate worse than death. If you would prefer to live in ignorance, STOP READING NOW. If you don't listen to me, then don't b. itch and whine because it'll be your own fault that you let your curiosity win over your common sense. Way back when (in 2014 according to "knowyourmeme" because I wanted to make sure I got the details right), there was a series of threads on EVERYONE'S favorite site for deranged, vile, lunatic trolling behavior. These threads were by a particular anon who genuinely proved himself to be one of the TRUE psychopaths of that website, (and of all time) and not just a random trolling idiot who was pretending to be crazy for the attention. And by proved himself, I mean he provided pictures. On the /mlp/ "my little pony" board, between April and November of 2014, one absolute lunatic showed pictures of a small-medium sized mason jar, that had a figurine of Rainbow Dash inside it. Along with "something else" inside the jar. To paraphrase Christopher Titus: "And he COULD HAVE stopped RIGHT THERE! But then he WENT ON!" Over the course of the next several months, this anon would add more to the "something else" in the jar at about...1.5 to 5 milliliters at a time, as some kind of...experiment? I guess? I don't know, I think this is one of the most PERFECT examples of someone who is asking, "Can I do -----?" while everyone else around him is screaming, "JUST BECAUSE YOU *CAN* DOESN'T MEAN YOU *_SHOULD!!!"_* The "pony ---- jar project" would come to an end when said anon accidentally left the jar on his radiator in November. Thus "ruining" the...whatever-the-hell you would call whatever was in the jar at that point. I can't help but wonder how the hell that matters when he'd already crossed the line from horrifyingly disgusting miles ago, and I sure as hell doubt this was for a scientific graduate thesis...it was probably because there aren't enough easily-stolen car air fresheners on Earth to cover up the stench emanating from his mom's basement. (I'm just picturing the little green trees hanging from every pipe and rafter. The funny mental image helps keep me somewhat sane) I pity whatever trashman or dumpster-diving hobo discovered that unholy abomination at the dump when he threw it out. Anyway, much like the anon with a wonderbread k-nk or tile-f--ker, "the jar" has forever been scarred into the collective psyche of anyone who is even tangentially aware of the source of that meme or has gone to that site. And if you're curious who those other 2 anon's I just mentioned are, f--k you, I'm not saying sh. it, look it up yourselves because I'm gonna get drunk to try and repress this forbidden knowledge again. Yes, it's seven-thirty on a Saturday morning, but it's after 5PM in Abu Dhabi right now and that's enough of an excuse for me to drink to forget.
Elden Ring is by far the easiest souls game, solely by the fact that it isn't linear, if an area is too hard for you, just turn the other way. level up and come back stronger. In all my playthroughs i had to hold myself to not get overleveled by accident, that is never an issue with Dark Souls 1-3
@@HollowKnight21 Only Consort Radahn pre nerf was actually hard as shit, if you don't try to boss rush it's pretty chill. Just get your scadutree fragments
Now to build upon Chavezz thinking Shou Tucker was a soldier, he was not; he is a state alchemist basically a civilian who had enough talent to pass a test to get the certification, you can just beat him up, he is just a dude. Also sidebar on that, Shou Tucker was just moving science forward by creating the first Puppy Girl, it wasn't a success but that was just attempt one, give him more girls and dogs and eventually we would have anime cat girls, I'm just saying
bao: im a snake 💀
Can we all just give Bao the Whale an applause for her masterful voice acting as the Snake?
carries the whole video tbh
Facts
I'm a snake
Would have been unwatchable without her tbh
not until i saw a rando comment somehwere i didnt even know bao voice snek. 💀
Oh god she doesn’t know about the jar
1:18:40 The snake was Bao the Whale?
Also, for those who don't know, it's Grandam, not Grandma.
Yeah, fromsoftware really did release a full game and called it DLC it's so crazy.
If I remember correctly, the dlc was supposed to be Elden Ring 2 but Miyazaki changed his mind
19:57 Actually Shou Tucker most likey couldnt fight which is why Edward who was a munchkin 15 year old pinned him to a wall and beat his ass. Yes he was a state alchemist but not all state alchemist were of the same caliber. He was a more so a scientist that worked under the military than a trained soldier. We see a similar case with another character by the name of Marcoh. Kinda like saying that Werner Heisenberg was a trained killer just because he was employed by the WW2 German military. What separates Tucker from many other state alchemist in the show was that we know and see that they were really about it and were actual trained killers. Many of them being literal war veterans who wouldn't even flinch at sending you home in a casket or with their abilities, nothing to be sent home at all. State Alchemist like Mustang, Armstrong, and Kimberly would and could (especially armstrongs big ass) most likely maul the average dude in a hand to hand fight.
oh god 80 minute video
also the video isn't linked
Linked it!
don't care i have max⁰r videos on notify
@@fw420 who fucking asked you
@@fw420 who asked you
@@genericscottishchannel1603 same person who asked you
1:04:05 And this is where you start learning that Messmer was actually the good guy
Nice PFP my dude, I like it. No further comment.
I mean, not really, he still impaled and burned a massive amount of completely innocent people, even if the hornsent were arguably worse
25:07 Chavezz started answering before Skitten even finished the word. Bro knew where she was going
hol' up, Skitten hasn't seen Spongebob.
yall know what reaction marathon we need next.
I just want any series tbh
Alex bale? 👀
Fun fact: in the files, Igon (the dude screaming at Bayle) was named Ahab, the guy who REALLY wanted to kill Moby Dick
10:04 yeah he uses a LOT of Xenoblade Chronicles music in his videos.
Highly recommend the game series if you have the time
I second that. Xenoblade is peak
@@tobythed0g939the peak of peak
It comforts me greatly knowing that Chavezz is a Dex bro just like me.
31:59 Now im just imagining that "Queen never cry" baby meme except instead of the mother saying "Queen never cry" it’s "you’re a Max0r fan" lmao (this comment will be extremely confusing for people who aren’t on my corner of the internet)
35:16 I swear to god I’m gonna scream with joy if you guys react to vatividiaa!!!! He’s THE premier fromsoft narrator and story teller!
There’s a few others who have EXCELLENT lore delving capabilities and dig up just as much lore and content as they have along with extremely accurate predictions and theories.
But vatividia is the only one I know of to actually speak… one of them just uses text and text alone…. But goes fully into the character models, source code, data, etc and plays kick ass music for the occasions.
Due to mentions of Scrabble I would like to reccomend a video called "The World Scrabble Champion is A Monster" by huggbees. Because Nigel Richards absolutely is.
7:51 it’s from Limbus Company Canto 7 boss 4
AYOOOOO IM BOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT hr+ vid as im getting off. YOU ARE THE REAL MVC
16:00 DEX BUILD felt personal
The embrace of messmers flame (over a thousand times)
her finding out jars talked.. she should meet Alexander.
Smoked a turkey, after a 24 hour brine! Smoked turkey is the best!
"Drop it on me slow" lol. I'm in tears.
Shou Tucker from Fullmetal Alchemist is NOT a trained soldier, he was a state alchemist. He had NO combat experience, he was basically just a biologist with state funding.
So yeah, beat the ever loving shit outta him, get dat million.
Great video, and hope y’all had a great Thanksgiving holiday! 🙏🏾 Will be popping back on Skitten’s channel for more fun
I had to watch the original video twice to make sure my brain would properly melt
Chavezz, the hivemind craves more Zephfire
The soundtrack was so hype, cthulu killed it
is that chore and orchestra in the intro part of cthulu work ?
@@ceaser7107 if you are talking about the very first track then it's "the theme" from arknights (like half the music is from that game)
@ thx you
Love the video❤❤ also yeah i recommend vaatividya he as a good lore video of elden ring.
How did I not see this video when it droppe 😭 I have been blessed 🙏🏾
You guys are my absolute favorite reaction couple your just so naturally funny.
Oh wow Bao voiced the snake? I am dead dude!
43:24 "Carllll 😟"
36:19 cruelty squad reference
be careful maxor's fans don't hear you, they will say get gud, i am one of them but i'm a casual lol
Vaatividya is a pretty good lord channel. Very thorough yet digestible
19:21 Talking about a character from Full Metal Alchemist. Asshat transmutate's his daughter with her dog to create a new homunculus species or something, looks like a dog with long hair.
Actually the jar people are different than the jar that were stuffed
28:37 You play Black Desert Online ? 😲🤩🤩 why have you never said anything about that before. I play BDO too 😁, what class do you all play, or what is your highest level class ? Mine is a lvl 65 Guardian.
0:37 no tf i dont but we stay coolin out here
This video was a blessing 🙌🏾
51:36 I can’t believe you skipped the Bayle fight edit
7:46 luniartique canto 7 boss 4 theme
Thank god a long vid! Overnights can get boring and this def helped lol
Longest video I've seen in this channel
Damn bro ain’t have to call out the lonely people like dat😭
If it's targetable, it dies.
Honestly game companies should hire Max0r to make gameplay trailers for them, he has an incredible talent for making gameplay cinematic as all hell.
0:14 reminds me of my mom😂😂 she always makes Mac n cheese, cornbread, and deviled eggs any holiday
@25:09 Chavezz you can't win a game against who reads books 24/7
Chavez: I wanna fight the hog riderrrr
Me n everybody else who knows: good luck we shall pray for u😭
Im a snake 🐍
5:17 ya can't 😂😂 just can't
About a month ago i was remembering an old anime called school rumble and thought a the dancing dragon would be a nice boss, now i see 1 it's a lion and 2 i was right.
Sup skitten lmao beginning killed me 😂
After deleting the game for a couple of month and throwing my controller once I managed to defeat the first erdtree boss
Re-uploading content like this is crazy
Yo Chavezz Skitten love you guys happy Holidays to you guys🖤
P.s. Chavezz you think you’ll ever get back to the Carbot animation Elden Ring vids? Unless you’ve already watched them in your spare time in which case… truly a man of culture😂
Thank you dudes, happy late Thanksgiving 🎉😂
Ok he's just a movie director and editor at this point
Is it just me, or does the guy with the droopy face in the thumbnail look like the actor who played played the ghost on the subway in the movie "Ghost" if he sounded like Huckleberry Hound?
... first, because it has to be said,
Thank you, Maxor.
I'm a snake :D
Holy shit max0r used so much xenoblade music in this
My grandma use to make the best deviled eggs
I'm a snake!
I had the same issue as skitten with the font
Nice Izzy shirt would love to see more ufc reactions
29:27 @ChavezzSlovakia What knife is that?
5:03 sounds like a skill issue skitten
Ya beat me to it damn XD
Mmm for the mil would someone make kaiyou(don't remember the exact spelling) become byeyou... 💀
I fasho got you skitten I'll happily learn beat and master this game just to teach it to you 💯 it was already on the list
Dex build is the best build 🙌🏾 16:24
Have you reacted to Glorb yet?
What happen to the second half of the bayle fight?
monster hunter is the only character creator that ive played where ive spent hours to make the perfect women. 🗿
We Out Here
Yeah i said Nina Tucker as well lol
I was a Snake😊
definingly should watch some vaatividya he has a bunch of ds3 lore videos which could be a good start maybe
Gyatsor
BAAAAAAYYYYYLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Ya'll should react to "The Worst Elden Ring Player of All Time" by Flashgitz. Funny animation.
Yall should check out prepare to cry
Jar-Jar Bairn is best Bro
what was that cut? 51:35
Who the hell eats deviled eggs? 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
You guys should react to Tear of grace lol
I think you skipped a big chunk of the Bayle the Dread section
wow that was a great video
I’m dead 💀
You guys should react to vaatis video he goes over the Elden ring lore it’s very interesting
5:18 you know what that sounds like
Sounds like a skill issue
13:40 Know what? I'm gonna be evil today and give context to that meme, and WHY "going in the jar" is basically a fate worse than death.
If you would prefer to live in ignorance, STOP READING NOW. If you don't listen to me, then don't b. itch and whine because it'll be your own fault that you let your curiosity win over your common sense.
Way back when (in 2014 according to "knowyourmeme" because I wanted to make sure I got the details right), there was a series of threads on EVERYONE'S favorite site for deranged, vile, lunatic trolling behavior. These threads were by a particular anon who genuinely proved himself to be one of the TRUE psychopaths of that website, (and of all time) and not just a random trolling idiot who was pretending to be crazy for the attention.
And by proved himself, I mean he provided pictures.
On the /mlp/ "my little pony" board, between April and November of 2014, one absolute lunatic showed pictures of a small-medium sized mason jar, that had a figurine of Rainbow Dash inside it. Along with "something else" inside the jar.
To paraphrase Christopher Titus: "And he COULD HAVE stopped RIGHT THERE! But then he WENT ON!"
Over the course of the next several months, this anon would add more to the "something else" in the jar at about...1.5 to 5 milliliters at a time, as some kind of...experiment? I guess? I don't know, I think this is one of the most PERFECT examples of someone who is asking, "Can I do -----?" while everyone else around him is screaming, "JUST BECAUSE YOU *CAN* DOESN'T MEAN YOU *_SHOULD!!!"_*
The "pony ---- jar project" would come to an end when said anon accidentally left the jar on his radiator in November. Thus "ruining" the...whatever-the-hell you would call whatever was in the jar at that point.
I can't help but wonder how the hell that matters when he'd already crossed the line from horrifyingly disgusting miles ago, and I sure as hell doubt this was for a scientific graduate thesis...it was probably because there aren't enough easily-stolen car air fresheners on Earth to cover up the stench emanating from his mom's basement. (I'm just picturing the little green trees hanging from every pipe and rafter. The funny mental image helps keep me somewhat sane)
I pity whatever trashman or dumpster-diving hobo discovered that unholy abomination at the dump when he threw it out.
Anyway, much like the anon with a wonderbread k-nk or tile-f--ker, "the jar" has forever been scarred into the collective psyche of anyone who is even tangentially aware of the source of that meme or has gone to that site. And if you're curious who those other 2 anon's I just mentioned are, f--k you, I'm not saying sh. it, look it up yourselves because I'm gonna get drunk to try and repress this forbidden knowledge again.
Yes, it's seven-thirty on a Saturday morning, but it's after 5PM in Abu Dhabi right now and that's enough of an excuse for me to drink to forget.
VAATI 35:45
Cotton Tail VA?
Can you react to freshy kanal for some fun rap battles
Elden Ring is by far the easiest souls game, solely by the fact that it isn't linear, if an area is too hard for you, just turn the other way. level up and come back stronger.
In all my playthroughs i had to hold myself to not get overleveled by accident, that is never an issue with Dark Souls 1-3
The DLC is hard as shit though.
@@HollowKnight21 Only Consort Radahn pre nerf was actually hard as shit, if you don't try to boss rush it's pretty chill.
Just get your scadutree fragments
As someone who’s played all of em, it’s DS1 and bloodborne imo.
@ShimeiOW Based on what reasoning ?
@@amai-w8f how squishy the enemies are and how easy the move sets are to get the hang of.
Now to build upon Chavezz thinking Shou Tucker was a soldier, he was not; he is a state alchemist basically a civilian who had enough talent to pass a test to get the certification, you can just beat him up, he is just a dude. Also sidebar on that, Shou Tucker was just moving science forward by creating the first Puppy Girl, it wasn't a success but that was just attempt one, give him more girls and dogs and eventually we would have anime cat girls, I'm just saying
State alchemists are also soldiers. They are referred to as "dogs of the military" and carried out most of the ishvalan slaughter
@ while part of the military not all of them are soldiers
the fact that she can see elden ring and with a straight face be like "is this clash royale" shows how much of a non gamer she is. 💀
The Bayle screaming homeless man reminds me of Llamas with hats