SJ's body is degenerating like something out of a horror story, check back in a month or two and someone will go inside his home and find SJ has become something crude and vaguely humanoid shaped, like that one Stephen King story where a guy has mutated into a blob-like fungus creature that hates the light and craves warm beer.
You should put this head squirt next to the cameo squirt 😅😅😅😅 Ooh ohh How we laughed when you fast forward to John and clay dab And s John has jabba head on “top” of all your phases of head transformations!!!😂😂😂😂
I think the move is to get a StutJo cameo where you say something tot he effect of "My friend Paul has had a tough go of things lately. Can you list your various failures and talk how you ended up still doing so great today?"
I have to imagine John's Cameo inbox is now a repository of the most heinous filth ever written in the English language, "best wishes to a mother flying to Denmark for prolapse surgery after a vigorous night with her new boyfriend", "matted, malnourished cats", "forearm meat" etc etc, and John in the quandary of doing it through gritted teeth publicly and making bank; ignoring it, and the thought of the money eating him up; or trying to take the money by half-arseing it and risking having to refund it.
Adam is spot on...John will blame the DV for his failed attempted return to stand up and his failed Cameos. Not only will it give him an excuse to quit those ventures, but it will also open the door for his return to TH-cam to "defend his honor"...what a tragic moron...I almost feel bad for him....NAH!
lol, his writing ability is stuck in 1990 along with his career. Imagine being a “broadcaster” who doesn’t know what his own voice is supposed to sound like.. 😂😂😂😂😂
I thought Ryan's description about fishing too much, bad weather, and has too much free time was supposed to be Opie. But i guess it's john too. "World Famous Stuttering John" is crazy.
Wow. I knee Kohn was obviously a bit nutty and petty but after seeing that 1st cameo ( and the instructions) convinced me he's genuinely not well and very disturbed.
He plugs a gig in the middle of a Cameo? no one could write a dirtbag character like StutJo His entire "One man show" is just going to be John venting about the dabbleverse, "SO THEN PENISWRINKLE SAID DIS ABOUT MY MUTHA, BUT THEN BURT LANCASTERS HEMORRIHOIDS STARTED TRASH'N MY KIDS!"
25:15 my god the way John leans forward with his mouth wide open with the stupid laugh he always does when he says something he thinks is funny, do you notice he is the only one laughing, just like everything he has ever wrote and said, including his stand up, just a total put, that guy you see when your out somewhere and hope he doesn't see you and approach you and if he does he can't wait to get away from them
John’s thinks he’s going to have a 1 man show at the time his successful ex wife Suzanner ,who I love is the directing her musical. Suzanna Melendez-turner is such a saint❤️also she looks amazing for almost 60, she has her own cosmetics care products she sells.❤️❤️❤️🖕sj
Love the Yoko Ono reference! Not all of us in Buffalo are 'tards; we love the Dabblevers and of course the Bills... Clearwater doesnt represent all of us... Amen!
28:53 my god John looks just like a toad where they stopped the vid, 32:59 wow John is becoming a toad man, here's another still of him looking just like a half toad half man
Yes, Clearwater Chad is goofing on him. He does caricatures of the people he goofs on. Note the stained shirt, beer cans in the back, eating on stream, walking away, etc.
John and Chad both put on strange cadences when doing their shows. It makes them seem odd and unsure as if they have to act different to be entertaining. Maybe just communicate in a normal fashion fellas you're both fuggin weird
They are empty vessels, they fill it up with personalities with influence from the people around them, copying the way people they admire (or are jealous of) speak, certain phrases they think are cool. I think that's why Chad is incapable of comedy, he's so 'in his own head' that he can't even form a thought without it going through multiple filters of 'what will Melton say about me if I say that?' and 'how will this go down on MLC?' or 'what's the chat saying about me?'. It's horrifying to think about.
He's Always beating someone up, yet hasnt been in a fight since the cabbie boxing match, which isnt a real fight, they had headgear, gloves, rounds so they can rest every couple of minutes, referee to enforce rules and break up tie ups, and thats no real deal fight, so he's got no clue what a real fight is but thats all he talks about, i hope someone educates him soon and films it, because he's gonna have a rude awakening if he ever gets in a real fight with someone who's about that life
This dude Adam tends to bring the fun to a halt. I know everyone is head over heels in love with him but let's get back to roasting and having fun. Less true detective profiling and more jokes Karl.
Wow Four Guys ripping on one complete loser when he's gone I predict a lot of in fighting with the whole w a t p thing cuz they'll have nobody to Pick-A-Part. like a bunch of high schoolers at a lunch table .I can't believe these people are adults and how many of them they need just to explain how much of a loser one guy is are there interested in how John's headrest is position they really have nothing I feel bad for them
He sucks at every job.
Just in case anyone forgot. DONT GIVE JOHN ANY MONEY!!
AMEN
This is an act of violence 😢
The usuals will be waiting with their pockets open when he returns, sadly.
NO MONEY FOR MELENDEZ
Never have,never will
Not just Johns photo is old, the bio says he is currently in his fourth season at the Tonight Show.
Does it mention he sits in the audience with a non working microphone?
It’s crazy that nobody has noticed that.
I saw that and i couldnt believe none of them pointed it out
Love Adam's style. Reminds me of the conversational tone around holiday gatherings growing up. He has a vintage feel that should make a comeback.
SJ's body is degenerating like something out of a horror story, check back in a month or two and someone will go inside his home and find SJ has become something crude and vaguely humanoid shaped, like that one Stephen King story where a guy has mutated into a blob-like fungus creature that hates the light and craves warm beer.
John’s Cameo where he said “don’t get divorced like me” is the closest thing he’s ever admitted to an L/regret that we’ve ever seen from him.
Yeah but he got some strange!!!
But it was all worth it for something other than Pizza.
U can take the dabbler out of the verse, but u can't take the verse out of the dabbler
Only SJ would think being intoxicated makes him amazing.
*Makes him "feel" amazing.
There is NO reason to keep giving JEM money.
Adam busch is a dabbleverse legend.
I like him but he's way off on Clearwater Chad, he's been off on other things too
He offers new perspectives. Love it
@@rossrobertson674so what is chad then? Adam is taking the logical route.
@bigmoose99 he just messing around having fun trying to be funny and he is playing John
Im convinced these are all bots. Dude isn't even mediocre. Dabbleverse legend =regular guy who is barely amusing
“I assume he’s clowning John”
Pretty safe bet there Karl
You should put this head squirt next to the cameo squirt 😅😅😅😅
Ooh ohh How we laughed when you fast forward to John and clay dab
And s John has jabba head on
“top” of all your phases of head transformations!!!😂😂😂😂
I think the move is to get a StutJo cameo where you say something tot he effect of "My friend Paul has had a tough go of things lately. Can you list your various failures and talk how you ended up still doing so great today?"
I have to imagine John's Cameo inbox is now a repository of the most heinous filth ever written in the English language, "best wishes to a mother flying to Denmark for prolapse surgery after a vigorous night with her new boyfriend", "matted, malnourished cats", "forearm meat" etc etc, and John in the quandary of doing it through gritted teeth publicly and making bank; ignoring it, and the thought of the money eating him up; or trying to take the money by half-arseing it and risking having to refund it.
It's gotta be a bit, right, right?!? Like, the most patient Kaufman-esque trick ever?!? No?!?!?
If you had to bet everything, which way are you leaning?
Adam is spot on...John will blame the DV for his failed attempted return to stand up and his failed Cameos. Not only will it give him an excuse to quit those ventures, but it will also open the door for his return to TH-cam to "defend his honor"...what a tragic moron...I almost feel bad for him....NAH!
The voice of reason!
I have John coming back February 15th to lie about a Valentine's Date that never happened
lol, his writing ability is stuck in 1990 along with his career. Imagine being a “broadcaster” who doesn’t know what his own voice is supposed to sound like.. 😂😂😂😂😂
As he showed over several jobs he has no ability to run the board or produce Radio. 💯 Incompetent
Lady K thinks the hulkster couldn’t move sting around underwater, but the hulkster knows he’s basically on the moon when under water
I thought Ryan's description about fishing too much, bad weather, and has too much free time was supposed to be Opie. But i guess it's john too. "World Famous Stuttering John" is crazy.
If only we had an 80's montage of John working out for the poon, and revenge on his keedz
Do we know the gym he uses. I’d drop by to see the dookie do some #10 curls
Wow. I knee Kohn was obviously a bit nutty and petty but after seeing that 1st cameo ( and the instructions) convinced me he's genuinely not well and very disturbed.
19:16 I tuned out ...
"that's not your fault - he has that quality 😐 " 😅
Clearwater Chad was for Scientology. He was in Grant Cardones' pocket. Chad got in trouble for answering suppressive people on the internet. Cheers 😊
Now that I know what the ‘Clearwater’ stands for, it makes me all prickly. It means he can be easily swayed. Perfect for SJs manipulation.
Thank you, Adam, for offering a spot-on break down of this moroon
Just imagine the shape he will be in when he returns in February.
John got a new job across the street from the old one. He never left the dabbleverse.
Producer Chris has the best SJ impression of all .. 😻🇺🇸
Looks like cameo turned on me
Adam is the best
@9:57 how dare you compare me to Stuttering John, ma’am.
Good Lord
karl are you going to do something about how much this hackamania ad is annoying me or do i need to get christian bladt to talk to you about this?
Cardiff brings up what seat John is in. Fascinating.
Love Adam! Keep him,
He plugs a gig in the middle of a Cameo? no one could write a dirtbag character like StutJo
His entire "One man show" is just going to be John venting about the dabbleverse, "SO THEN PENISWRINKLE SAID DIS ABOUT MY MUTHA, BUT THEN BURT LANCASTERS HEMORRIHOIDS STARTED TRASH'N MY KIDS!"
We all know John is going to browbeat and hound different comedians into writing him jokes for his one man show.
I would keep making him do the Cameo over and over until he got it right.
25:15 my god the way John leans forward with his mouth wide open with the stupid laugh he always does when he says something he thinks is funny, do you notice he is the only one laughing, just like everything he has ever wrote and said, including his stand up, just a total put, that guy you see when your out somewhere and hope he doesn't see you and approach you and if he does he can't wait to get away from them
Give. Him. NOTHING.
Not to give John too much credit, but I bet he had a hunch these initial ones were going to be shared in the Dabbleverse.
John’s thinks he’s going to have a 1 man show at the time his successful ex wife Suzanner ,who I love is the directing her musical. Suzanna Melendez-turner is such a saint❤️also she looks amazing for almost 60, she has her own cosmetics care products she sells.❤️❤️❤️🖕sj
She’s really directing a musical? Is there a way to support her? Unlike john
Love the Yoko Ono reference! Not all of us in Buffalo are 'tards; we love the Dabblevers and of course the Bills... Clearwater doesnt represent all of us... Amen!
Dabbleverse is not TH-cam exclusive, it's everything you're putting out as "entertainer"
Please get him to make a Cameo for Nicholas
The event didn't do bad last year 😂
28:53 my god John looks just like a toad where they stopped the vid,
32:59 wow John is becoming a toad man, here's another still of him looking just like a half toad half man
Clearwater Chad is the new Duke… long live The New Duke!!
KARL WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME IN THAT INTRO
Because you haven't purchased your tickets for Hackamania yet!!!
Someone should ask him for encouragement video for a friend who is paralyzed in wheel chair. See if he says wheel chair prison
WATP!!!
Yes, Clearwater Chad is goofing on him. He does caricatures of the people he goofs on. Note the stained shirt, beer cans in the back, eating on stream, walking away, etc.
Now i want danny strong on Quentin Tarantino epsidoe
Hes the worst person at everything including life
This is getting old. John says something, and then Karl just repeats what he says.🤦♂️Boring!
They do it to me every time, I want a goddamn concerted effort.... We are coming out of an up beat number and i gotta talk about a FUCKING DOG dying.
Adam is so wrong about Clearwater Chad
Karl I don’t know that it’s great advertisement to say Nick Rekieta might be there. He’s probably a bigger piece of garbage than Aaron
Collin said he spent 13 years working on unconstitutional
Jawn writes faster duh
John sounds similar to Arya stark and her list
It's in Karl's best interest to go along with the program and play dumb
Stuttering John is for the children
John and Chad both put on strange cadences when doing their shows. It makes them seem odd and unsure as if they have to act different to be entertaining. Maybe just communicate in a normal fashion fellas you're both fuggin weird
They are empty vessels, they fill it up with personalities with influence from the people around them, copying the way people they admire (or are jealous of) speak, certain phrases they think are cool.
I think that's why Chad is incapable of comedy, he's so 'in his own head' that he can't even form a thought without it going through multiple filters of 'what will Melton say about me if I say that?' and 'how will this go down on MLC?' or 'what's the chat saying about me?'.
It's horrifying to think about.
Pretty sure Cardiff refers to himself as a genius. Yikes
He's Always beating someone up, yet hasnt been in a fight since the cabbie boxing match, which isnt a real fight, they had headgear, gloves, rounds so they can rest every couple of minutes, referee to enforce rules and break up tie ups, and thats no real deal fight, so he's got no clue what a real fight is but thats all he talks about, i hope someone educates him soon and films it, because he's gonna have a rude awakening if he ever gets in a real fight with someone who's about that life
I want you to go to jail for this!
Adam had a lot of rants yesterday, he needs to rein it in a little.
He’s mimicking someone famous. So unoriginal.
Adam seems nice but he makes the show too serious.
What a mess , he only gets worse by the day..
These are just scripted examples of the content you’ll get. Hence the plug he knows everyone was gonna play these.
Hey
Wtf is the dabbleverse
Why does he speak that way and what’s up with the lisp? Can he be anymore annoying and unlikable? YUCK!
He sounds like Bobo
This dude Adam tends to bring the fun to a halt. I know everyone is head over heels in love with him but let's get back to roasting and having fun. Less true detective profiling and more jokes Karl.
Adam 👎
Wow Four Guys ripping on one complete loser when he's gone I predict a lot of in fighting with the whole w a t p thing cuz they'll have nobody to Pick-A-Part. like a bunch of high schoolers at a lunch table .I can't believe these people are adults and how many of them they need just to explain how much of a loser one guy is are there interested in how John's headrest is position they really have nothing I feel bad for them
Adam is terrible
I don't like adam.
I don’t like you George Zimmerman. If that’s your real name. I’ll wait
I don't like that you shot that poor boy but here we are
No more Adam Busch.Hes a turn off factor.
Can Adam Busch please talk less?
john is horrible at EVERYTHING he does.
Karl, everything u say isnt as hilarious as u think it is. Relax
YES it is.
Literally every comment you post is negative
You’re so cool.
@@jd8985skoal?
Jacob, every comment you post isn’t as insightful as you think it is. Relax.
He has a VIP list?