The Face Killer- shows his face on security cameras, leaves his fingerprints all the crime scene, and when leaving the scene of the crime pays a cabbie with branded coins that identify himself as an assassin. A perfect crime
See imagine if the Face Killer does all these things. And they ***still*** can't be identified even by the most advanced intelligence organizations. Truly terrifying.
I get the joke, but 1. 47 has no public records so camera footage means nothing, 2. He has no fingerprints, and 3. Nobody even knows the ICA exists except very high-ranking people
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Andy: talking to a therapist about Mike's Hitman gameplay Agent 47 dressed as a therapist: nods and writes "Mike" carefully on the list hidden on his clipboard.
Andy kept trying to rush through and Mike was telling him to slow down and wait! Are the Oxbox crew being held hostage and this is their way to let us know?
Perhaps the reason dropping someone down the lift shaft without getting a non-target kill worked for Mike, and not for Jane, is because the game can no longer keep up with how many people Mike ends up killing.
A bit of advice regarding taps: if you wait for them to turn off the tap, they'll then crouch down to clean up the water. At that point they aren't looking at the mirror so you can approach more easily, and there's no lure for anyone else, so you've got time to tuck them in at your leisure. That cabinet in Rangan's bathroom is pure BS, though - if you move far enough from the door to not accidentally open it, you're very close to being visible through the side window.
They should do an episode of this where is just andy and mike but they have to do what the other usually does. I think it would be funny watch mike try to actually do things the non explosive way
I confess that I find it odd how little you guys tend to use instinct / Hitman vision. I probably hold it close to half the time that I'm playing, because the extra information can be critical for knowing where the noticers are or avoiding missing items to interact with.
"Murdering the innocent was fine" Mike, I'm afraid to tell you that you're now on at least a dozen more lists than you were already on (which is, in and of itself, an impressive number).
It would be an awesome twist for everything to be in 47s head. The conspiracy, the dark connections, the agency he works for, the nuns with the machine guns, the three bickering Brits he is constantly hearing. All going on in his meticulously polished head.
It warms my heart that you guys made an Earthbound reference during a Hitman video. I often forget that Mike has a love for RPGs behind his Racecar exterior.
47: "I've hidden the body and disguised myself in his clothes. Nobody will be able to tell I've done anything." Guard: "Hey, who left this suit on the floor?"
Wow, I just noticed my face getting tired because I've been smiling ever since I clicked on this video. Around 50 more minutes of non-stop smiling to go, then, I guess. 😉💕
Mike: 0 to in combat in under 1:00 of play time. Jane: Clocks a guy with a fish as the director tells someone "think shark" Andy: $%^&*I(Oing Hitman!, sounds like some of my play throughs, where guards magically see things they can't possibly see. Failed this week's elusive target for that exact reason.
Ahh I remember this escalation, lots of fun. Trust Mike to immediately go the opposite direction to sneaking in but then it wouldn't be a Mike playthrough :) But yeah sneaking in the right way over the top, climb up and down the shaft and that's all you really need.
47 has acquired so much annual leave that Diana said "go take a holiday" and 47 was like *furious eyebrows* "fine, never said I couldn't take a murder holiday and now this
Of course Andy did the last escalation. Can you imagine Mike killing 3 people without being suspicious? 😂 Although, the exploding duck did achieve that.
This seems to be the time of Unnecessarily Stressful Hitman Escalations. Also Escalations That You Think Would Be Perfect For Andy But The Game Keeps Screwing Him Over. Those prompts don't change as fast as one might hope, do they? You really lucked out with opening that door TWICE and not getting made. Though given how many times you failed the mission. . .honestly, despite getting in combat like two seconds into his level, Mike clearly had the easiest time of it! I dread to think how many people he would have just murdered to clear the area if he'd been doing the final level. XD Also, I kind of love how you've basically taken on the fish as a mascot. :p All Hail The Hitman Fish!
Zoology lesson for the day. Crows are scavengers that have evolved alongside humanity, as such when they fly they tend to follow roads to scavenge the bits of food people throw out their windows. So 50 miles as the crow flies is a roughly identical to 50 miles as the car drives. Just about any other bird would be better for the saying, but it is what it is now and unlikely to be changed.
Hirani is Hindi for surprising...so its a Surprising Evacuation...because he's tossing people down the elevator...and this was a lot more funny in my head....I should probably stop writing and definitely not post it..
God damn, that escalation was brutal. Reminds me of the Cheveyo Calibration in terms of stess levels. I felt so tense on you lot's behalf in that final run, and let out the biggest sigh of relief when you made it. Kudos to Andy for remaining coherent by the end, honestly, I think I would've been a gibbering wreck o.o
Hey, guys. There was a nude man on the work site. I knocked him out for you. Who's got two thumbs and is going to be security guard of the month? This guy!
After seeing so many playthroughs from the crew, I finally understood how things works with the people in ox, Hitman is like a high class restaurant, where its not you who evaluates the food, but the restaurant who evaluates you. Mike is that guy who eats loudly, chat a lot in a high pitched voice and burp at the end of the meal. He will never get a high score from the restaurant. Jane is that person who knows how to eat properly and peacefully but still don't know what fork is used for salad. Andy is that guy who knows all about the etiquette, and when he actually make a mistake he knows how to divert attention from it by complementing the chef or mentioning how the wine complements the food. imagine my shock when Hitman 2 Restaurant is actually telling me that the bolsterous eating guy had the same score as the one who knows all about the etiquette. Andy don't come up with excuses saying it was harder for you, I won't accept those lame excuses, its time to ante up your game.
I love you guys, and your Hitman videos are my favourite thing to wake up to, but I'm gonna take a second to complain about the cold opens in these sorts of videos. You start with the best moments of the video, but without context they aren't that good, and once I get to the context they don't have the impact they should because they've been spoiled, like when they did the Hulk reveal from Thor Ragnorok in the trailer. That's literally the only thing I've ever felt the need to complain about though. Keep up the awesome work!
Considering how many times Jane accidentally changed disguises, you should do a video on times where you do stuff like "accidentally kill someone when you want to ride a horse" or "accidentally rob someone you wanted to say hi to" .....basically it could all be red dead i guess
What I love about these is the Oxbox crew doing things the hardest way possible. Keycard from the security guard smoking outside? Bodyguard outfit from the Painter's room? Going up the back stairwell with just two bodyguards? Nah, let's do everything through the front door.
That was awesome & verrrry tense! Mike was taking it so seriously! However the suggested videos thing popped up on my tablet so I couldn't see how long Andy's final run-through took!
You get two stars, and YOU get two stars, EVERYONE GET TWO STARS! By the way, is that a fish in your pocket or are you just happy about the escalation?
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The Face Killer- shows his face on security cameras, leaves his fingerprints all the crime scene, and when leaving the scene of the crime pays a cabbie with branded coins that identify himself as an assassin. A perfect crime
See imagine if the Face Killer does all these things. And they ***still*** can't be identified even by the most advanced intelligence organizations. Truly terrifying.
I get the joke, but 1. 47 has no public records so camera footage means nothing, 2. He has no fingerprints, and 3. Nobody even knows the ICA exists except very high-ranking people
Still a cold case smh
Mike: pop your fish out
Andy: I beg your pardon
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m actually crying
someone gotta time-stamp that
@@GorishiDan 18:54 there you go
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I was stupid forgot my password. I would love any tips you can give me!
@@dallasguillermo5680I know this is old as hell but why tf would you ask that here of all places lmao
@@hommefataltaemin I'm not the only one watching these 8 years later😊
Andy: talking to a therapist about Mike's Hitman gameplay
Agent 47 dressed as a therapist: nods and writes "Mike" carefully on the list hidden on his clipboard.
"I see. And is that why you smothered him?"
Andy kept trying to rush through and Mike was telling him to slow down and wait! Are the Oxbox crew being held hostage and this is their way to let us know?
I'm OK with it if the hostage taker forces them to make more Hitman content.
39:50 Andy: "Mike, seriously, chill out." Words I never thought I would hear from the safety beanie man himself.
Mike isn't used to having consequences to his actions he couldn't murder himself out of again, it's a new and stressful experience
31:20 Jane: That's a net profit.
All of 47's mission are net profit due to my picking up everything that isn't nailed down.
Agent 47 doesn't get paid in money, just in the opportunity to stuff he target's valuables in his pockets. It's a very...D&D type of salary.
Same :)
That’s what the hammer is for.
In hindsight, that sort of playstyle was just getting people set for Freelancer Mode 😂
I like how when everything goes wrong, the entire OX team switches to speaking in a frequency only dogs can hear.
Mike the only person disappointed to get a higher score
I haven't seen Andy this frustrated over Hitman since...anything involving Mike and Hitman.
So since the first five minutes of the video then
Less than 5 minutes in and Andy has already had a Hirani evacuation because Mike is in combat.
I love how Andy's play style turns Mike into a gibbering wreck, and Mike's play style does the same to Andy!
The ICA must be very confused about 47's penchant for using screwdrivers and fish to complete his missions...
"While his tactics are... unorthodox, you can't argue with his results." - Diana, probably
Wait until they see the exploding ducks, Napoleon Blownaparte and A New Bat
All the greats ave their little quirks
Perhaps the reason dropping someone down the lift shaft without getting a non-target kill worked for Mike, and not for Jane, is because the game can no longer keep up with how many people Mike ends up killing.
A bit of advice regarding taps: if you wait for them to turn off the tap, they'll then crouch down to clean up the water. At that point they aren't looking at the mirror so you can approach more easily, and there's no lure for anyone else, so you've got time to tuck them in at your leisure.
That cabinet in Rangan's bathroom is pure BS, though - if you move far enough from the door to not accidentally open it, you're very close to being visible through the side window.
46:17 Someone is saying "It was an accident, he died" in the background just as Andy "accidentally" knocks a guard into the elevator shaft
They should do an episode of this where is just andy and mike but they have to do what the other usually does. I think it would be funny watch mike try to actually do things the non explosive way
Andy saying "and now its a simple case of..." is one of my favourite parts of this channel
At this point Andy gets so upset about how Mike plays Hitman that he just sits and cries between recordings. We feel your pain, Andy.
Mike within 3 minutes of video: In combat
Mike at the end of video: Guys. I made this look too easy.
Short term memory loss is awesome.
"You need to thin the herd." Jane prepares for a career in politics.
I like the technique of Bait and fish.
Underrated pun of the week right there
I haven't seen Andy this enraged playing Hitman 2 since...oh yeah, Ghost Mode
Its not a *escalation* its an *ELEVATION!*
Good. I wasn't the only one who thought that.
At this point, I'm reasonably sure that the Hitman devs, with Mike's help, are trying to give Andy a stomach ulcer.
I confess that I find it odd how little you guys tend to use instinct / Hitman vision. I probably hold it close to half the time that I'm playing, because the extra information can be critical for knowing where the noticers are or avoiding missing items to interact with.
Can we get merch with Mike's famous Hitman quote? "Well, I'm in combat..."
I died the moment Andy started cussing out the game. 😂💀
42 and a half minutes in before anyone remembers they can shoot out security cameras.
This is the quality gameplay we subscribed for!
@@Alsebra Shooting them sometimes works in your favor tho. They investigate the sound so I can sneak from their behind.
"Murdering the innocent was fine" Mike, I'm afraid to tell you that you're now on at least a dozen more lists than you were already on (which is, in and of itself, an impressive number).
"Murdering the innocent was fine." - Mike Channell
It would be an awesome twist for everything to be in 47s head. The conspiracy, the dark connections, the agency he works for, the nuns with the machine guns, the three bickering Brits he is constantly hearing. All going on in his meticulously polished head.
It warms my heart that you guys made an Earthbound reference during a Hitman video.
I often forget that Mike has a love for RPGs behind his Racecar exterior.
I too have an emotional support screwdriver, I find him very comforting
24:47 Guard "Just try it... No one beats my Minesweeper high score!"
Mikes whirlwind of chaos is a joy to behold and a gift that keeps giving !
47: "I've hidden the body and disguised myself in his clothes. Nobody will be able to tell I've done anything."
Guard: "Hey, who left this suit on the floor?"
“I guess I’ll just put it in this wardrobe and OH SHHH
Turns out, chaos is not a ladder. It's an elevator.
Wow, I just noticed my face getting tired because I've been smiling ever since I clicked on this video. Around 50 more minutes of non-stop smiling to go, then, I guess. 😉💕
Mike: 0 to in combat in under 1:00 of play time.
Jane: Clocks a guy with a fish as the director tells someone "think shark"
Andy: $%^&*I(Oing Hitman!, sounds like some of my play throughs, where guards magically see things they can't possibly see.
Failed this week's elusive target for that exact reason.
Every Oxbox notification brightens my day!
Ain't that the truth 👏👏
mike in combat in first 30 secs
Andy: Well I guess I'll just hirani evacuate down here
Mike doing an excellent impression of a MGS genome soldier "WHAT WAS THAT NOISE!"
This is making me feel much better about my hitman habit of picking up every object I come across. I might need them! For murder!
Or distractions!!
Every object in hitman is for murder.
James Garcia or distractions for murder! Or even murder for distractions!!
They also fill out your safehouse in Freelancer Mode.
Ahh I remember this escalation, lots of fun. Trust Mike to immediately go the opposite direction to sneaking in but then it wouldn't be a Mike playthrough :)
But yeah sneaking in the right way over the top, climb up and down the shaft and that's all you really need.
47 has acquired so much annual leave that Diana said "go take a holiday" and 47 was like *furious eyebrows* "fine, never said I couldn't take a murder holiday and now this
Well add elevator shafts to the list of places I need to avoid OX in.
Jane suddenly makes me feel sad for the oddly large amount of screw drivers I own which are just laying there not being used to kill anyone.
(I was also sort of hoping Jane would "accidentally" toss both people down that shaft on her go...)
Of course Andy did the last escalation. Can you imagine Mike killing 3 people without being suspicious? 😂 Although, the exploding duck did achieve that.
now I cant help but wonder how many people can 47 fit at the bottom of the elevator shaft
I can tell you that all the people inside the tower and on the construction site are not even enough to reach the first floor 🧐😈
That open door/stash body prompt conflict is exactly why Hitman requires a 40 button controller, better known as a keyboard.
This seems to be the time of Unnecessarily Stressful Hitman Escalations. Also Escalations That You Think Would Be Perfect For Andy But The Game Keeps Screwing Him Over. Those prompts don't change as fast as one might hope, do they? You really lucked out with opening that door TWICE and not getting made. Though given how many times you failed the mission. . .honestly, despite getting in combat like two seconds into his level, Mike clearly had the easiest time of it! I dread to think how many people he would have just murdered to clear the area if he'd been doing the final level. XD
Also, I kind of love how you've basically taken on the fish as a mascot. :p All Hail The Hitman Fish!
😂😂😂 jane is like a startled magician, whipping fish past ppls heads!
That sure is fishy.
9:31 i learned that Mikes cares about friendship, and Andy 'sort of kind of cares' while Jane maintains a constant Jane, good job!
I almost got Silent Assassin on the 3rd level, but somebody died while I was sliding down to escape. No idea how, but it hurts
He killed himself and you got the blame
Maybe he slipped on some blood from an earlier hammer attack? lol
Would be a nice way to kill…put a rope over the targets head and slide down, thereby strangling him 😈😂
there is apparently an outside xbox easter egg in the Miami level in the doctor's area on the marker board is written a.farrant and m.channell
All of you are monsters for reminding me of Lenny. I cried for 2 hours
Leeennnnnyyyyyyy!
"And now, the fishening."
I am equal parts uneasy and amused by these words.
I loved how annoyed Andy was, while trying not to sound annoyed.
35:53
I like he says after this that there is no sense of urgency so calmly after this
Nice job editor
They are work friends not real friends. I think I just heard Luke and Ellen collectively cry.
Zoology lesson for the day. Crows are scavengers that have evolved alongside humanity, as such when they fly they tend to follow roads to scavenge the bits of food people throw out their windows. So 50 miles as the crow flies is a roughly identical to 50 miles as the car drives. Just about any other bird would be better for the saying, but it is what it is now and unlikely to be changed.
Of course that guard was alerted! Wouldn't you be if you had heard 3 screams followed by Splat! Splat! Splat!?
"47, that's not what I meant when I said you should go fishing to relax."
You could say he's fishing for targets.
When Jane knocks the movie guy out with the fish, I laughed my ass off, but when she missed the throw in the bathroom I absolutely lost my shit.
It is uplifting to see you rise to the top and went down on the targets with efficiency, even after it somewhat escalated out of control.
Hirani is Hindi for surprising...so its a Surprising Evacuation...because he's tossing people down the elevator...and this was a lot more funny in my head....I should probably stop writing and definitely not post it..
Posted it...
I have a friend named Hirani. So, this bit of information is funnier to me.
I mean, i'd be pretty surprised if i was suddenly evacuated from a building (and my life) by being tossed down an elevator shaft tbh.
Let's be fair though: Surprise Evacuations are usually quite funny.
A Hitman video by OXbox is always a highlight of the day.
What a great video to LIFT my spirits! I was definitely FALLING on the ground laughing
Careful you don't get SHAFTED for those terrible puns.
Oh, I'm at the numbers, what floor are you going to everyone?
😂
There was a box right across from the generator...
for all your guard disposal needs.
Jane: Patience! Patience...
Mike: ... or a propane canister...
love all three of you playing Hitman! always a laugh 😊❤️❤️
Who else is anticipating *Isle of Sgàil - 3 Ways to Play* every day and having their hopes crushed every time?
That will be an awesomeness, but at least these have the added back and forth between them.
Two coins for a cab? Mike you shouldn’t complain, it cost me $20 to Uber to a friends house last week. Two coins is a steal.
God damn, that escalation was brutal. Reminds me of the Cheveyo Calibration in terms of stess levels. I felt so tense on you lot's behalf in that final run, and let out the biggest sigh of relief when you made it. Kudos to Andy for remaining coherent by the end, honestly, I think I would've been a gibbering wreck o.o
We need to have sweary Oxboxtra on Eurogamer. That one Darksouls vid with Jane and Mike is not quite sufficiently sweary
Hey, guys. There was a nude man on the work site. I knocked him out for you. Who's got two thumbs and is going to be security guard of the month? This guy!
That’s Gerald and I don’t recognise you.
@@aliasunknown4879- CHEESE IT!!!
Please. Agent 47 doesn't feel friction. Friction feels Agent 47.
Beth Bloomer I beg your pardon sir! 😂
@@justthatdamnawesome 47 is the friction.
Oh my
Brilliant Hitmaning. I couldn't do that third level. Excellent stuff.
1:36 I don't know WHO is imitating David Bateson starting there but GOODNESS are they good at it
What a ride, I've never been so tense during one of your Hitman videos! Good job, guys!
This is what I need now I’m stuck at home really ill and have a fractured ankle. Outsidexbox to the rescue.
And you know it’ll be difficult if half the video is Andy’s.
He was using the good Fish n' Hammer combo.
45:49 Guard: Was that a fish?
Andy: It was a hammerhead -*(throws hammer at head)*
"Should I take a picture of him?" - Mac
After seeing so many playthroughs from the crew, I finally understood how things works with the people in ox, Hitman is like a high class restaurant, where its not you who evaluates the food, but the restaurant who evaluates you.
Mike is that guy who eats loudly, chat a lot in a high pitched voice and burp at the end of the meal. He will never get a high score from the restaurant.
Jane is that person who knows how to eat properly and peacefully but still don't know what fork is used for salad.
Andy is that guy who knows all about the etiquette, and when he actually make a mistake he knows how to divert attention from it by complementing the chef or mentioning how the wine complements the food.
imagine my shock when Hitman 2 Restaurant is actually telling me that the bolsterous eating guy had the same score as the one who knows all about the etiquette.
Andy don't come up with excuses saying it was harder for you,
I won't accept those lame excuses, its time to ante up your game.
"Mike seriously, chill out" says professional backseat driver Andy Farrant
I love you guys, and your Hitman videos are my favourite thing to wake up to, but I'm gonna take a second to complain about the cold opens in these sorts of videos. You start with the best moments of the video, but without context they aren't that good, and once I get to the context they don't have the impact they should because they've been spoiled, like when they did the Hulk reveal from Thor Ragnorok in the trailer.
That's literally the only thing I've ever felt the need to complain about though. Keep up the awesome work!
Umm... 53min?... Thank you!
Considering how many times Jane accidentally changed disguises, you should do a video on times where you do stuff like "accidentally kill someone when you want to ride a horse" or "accidentally rob someone you wanted to say hi to" .....basically it could all be red dead i guess
I love the hitman videos. It's what brought me to the channel
"Coins, coins, coins, fish, coins." Only in Hitman! 😆
What I love about these is the Oxbox crew doing things the hardest way possible. Keycard from the security guard smoking outside? Bodyguard outfit from the Painter's room? Going up the back stairwell with just two bodyguards? Nah, let's do everything through the front door.
Maybe the ICA pays 47 in Outstanding Performance Coins
That was awesome & verrrry tense! Mike was taking it so seriously! However the suggested videos thing popped up on my tablet so I couldn't see how long Andy's final run-through took!
Left no trace apart from a recent photograph, a CV, his mobile number and three utility bills.
Love ur content guys keep it up!
If only we had the flamingo costume, then 47could fly!
21:10 He smelled something fishy. Then it hit him.
Yay. I was playing this one today wondering how Mike would cope
You get two stars, and YOU get two stars, EVERYONE GET TWO STARS! By the way, is that a fish in your pocket or are you just happy about the escalation?