Mis-Conceptions (Magic, Moondust, & Melancholy)
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- Song - Mis-Conceptions (Mercedes Lackey/Leslie Fish)
Album - Magic, Moondust, & Melancholy
Year - 1989
Notes - A new look at a rather old joke.
You can purchase this album at the link below
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Lyrics
I've got a unicorn's horn
In the middle of my forehead
And the antlers of a stag
On either side
I've got pointed ears
That are something like a deer's
Or something like an elf's
I can't decide
I've got long green hair
To match my flowing emerald mane
That turns red with the oak trees
Every fall
With my goat like eyes
It comes as no surprise
That I've got feathered eyebrows
And that isn't all
My mother never talks about that orgy
And I can't really blame her, much although
I would love to read the guest list for that party
And if there's another one like it, let me know
Well my vampire's fangs make kissing kind of awkward
Like the set of gills implanted in my neck
But my chest and arms, aren't the least of all my charms
They somehow came out human, what the heck
I've got phoenix wings well rooted in my shoulders
And I hope you like legs, 'cause I got four
The furry forward pair, would make a lion stare
Because they end in dragon claws that wreck the floor
My mother never talks about that orgy
And I can't really blame her, much although
I would love to read the guest list for that party
And if there's another one like it, let me know
I suspect my body's mostly like a centaur's
Though my fur is somewhat tiger like you'll find
And if you'd fear that my legs the front were weird
You should only see the pair that walk behind
'Cause they start off looking something like a horse's
But they're covered up with feathers not with hair
And they end in hoofs like an antelope's which proves
That there's nothing that the traffic will not bear
My mother never talks about that orgy
And I can't really blame her, much although
I would love to read the guest list for that party
And if there's another one like it, let me know
Now my tail is really something very special
Though you wouldn't think so seeing it at all
For it's long and green, like my hair and mane you've seen
And like them it turns red with every fall
But beneath the hair, which is really quite attractive
The stinger of a mantacore is hid
So you surly see, when you look at all of me
That I really wish I knew, what mother did!
My mother never talks about that orgy
And I can't really blame her, much although
I would love to read the guest list for that party
And if there's another one like it, let me know, 'cause I wanna go
If there's another one like it, let me know
This is what happens when the Bard courts too many monsters
The Bard can NEVER court too many monsters!
Sort of the inverse of the meme, in this case.
@@the13inquisitor59 Nah. It's just that this time the bard was female.
Her mother was certainly..... adventurous.
and most certainly a bard
As a D&D player I feel sorrow because I can like this song only once.
call upon the party
I really need a picture of this creature...
th-cam.com/users/redirect?stzid=UgwqnQJAcH30Ca7LVFZ4AaABAg.8pnOc3flneK8pnQ-ydBFn5&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Fkeifujimi%2Fart%2FFanart-Misconceptions-199897477&event=comments&redir_token=LJGDCxL62iyrikNjDfM4Hi_HwU18MTU5Mzc0MTIyMUAxNTkzNjU0ODIx
@@johnburt7935 never knew i needed to see that but thank you
@@cya4388 Always glad to be of service.
@@johnburt7935what was the image?
@@awhahoo Sorry, I provided a link, but you know how TH-cam is about links to outside sources - it looks as though my reply was deleted.
It was a *_Playboy_* cartoon showing the critter in question talking with, IIRC, a more conventional magical creature like a satyr, with a caption reading, "Mother never talks about that orgy".
If you do an Internet search using the terms "Playboy", "cartoon", "mother", "talks" amd "orgy", you are liable to find it.
Just engagin’ with the content here, Barnes.
Achievement Unlocked: How Did We Get Here?
Made in 1989, and still somehow perfectly predicted the freeform role playing scene.
I honestly thought that this song was literally called "Mom never talked about that orgy"...
What the hell did I just listen to?!?
The end result of a magical orgy who wants to go to her own magical orgy someday because why not create another magical abomination against nature.
I have absolutely no idea... but I love it
Literally a summation of my career.
Context: professional furry artist.
@@asnaghall I'm sorry.
I love this song so much. lol
Mercedes lackey is a great book writer A N D song writer.
What is this, the origin story of Ensign Mary Sue?
TF? I can account for all but the vampire. Potent magic indeed to make a dead man's seed bear fruit.
banger
Someone way back did one. I saw it at a Con art show. Fate unknown.
I have so many questions, but I'm not sure where or how to start.
I saw it on deviant art I think. Or maybe elfwoods not sure.
Why does it sound like Tarma is singing.
That's Leslie Fish singing. She sings Tarma's parts in the Oathbound/Oathbreaker albums.
Omg 😂😂😂😂
Please. Someone. Find a picture and link it here!!
www.deviantart.com/keifujimi/art/Fanart-Misconceptions-199897477
@@kimlindner4033 Thank you! Haha that's amazing!
There was a really good one on there many years ago but could only find these 3
www.deviantart.com/catqueenofpluto/art/Miss-Conceptions-104738961
www.deviantart.com/xanrii/art/Miss-Conceptions-75098637
www.deviantart.com/jkrolak/art/Miss-Conception-811341021
O_O... lol
This song is much better than monkey chat