I feel like this has to be someone’s first attempt at making a game. Unsatisfying pad placement, income not scaling with multiple areas, and the literal first area being better by not having crap getting in the way.
Actually... a large portion of this is by design. It's called fun pain. They give you the 2 big pads at the beginning, then leave that unsatisfying pad open until the veeery end, to pressure you into watching ads and paying money to get pads faster to fill the unsatisfying spot. The reason the other shapes are less efficient is deceptive: so that you earn money slower over time, making it more likely to take longer and spend money and watch ads more. You're less likely to upgrade the first one than the latest ones, because natural curiosity and game sense says "higher level = better!"
What's stupid about this game is the fact the first jar is the best one, because it has nothing messing with the balls. With the same level of investment, Jar 1 is better than Jar 6 despite being the same size and shape with the same pads, because Jar 1 doesn't have anything else in there.
i also feel like merging balls is useless for a long time since having more balls increases the chance of bouncing on a pad, thus getting more money. if it doubled then yeah, itd be worth it, but the only upgrade is getting more money from the X2.
I mean.....theoretically speaking if you "could" put enough bouncing balls into a small enough space you actually would create a black hole at some point. Once the mass and energy density was compressed into a small enough space that's exactly what would happen......
Why is a glass box full of bouncing balls so entertaining to me? Something is definitely wrong with me. Also I think the ball havens that are out of focus switch to an idle timer that calculates the income differently so your favorite bouncy ball boundary box to watch is always the breadwinner. I.E. unlocking the next box and throwing a bunch of balls in then switching to the original one you make money quite a bit faster without changing the first box so I think they boost the active box but not to the full value of the other boxes. Also I know container and box aren't directly interchangeable but ball and box both start with B and I have the mentality of a child when videogames enter the equation.
From $1 to $2 is worth it, because it increases the multiplier while still maintaining profit disparity, and same for $2 to $4, but everything after is trash.
I feel like all the variety yters either share games or yoink from eachother because I feel like iv seen someone play this recently, I get to see how different ppl play the same games though so I’m not complaining
I like how when DF had a wheal for his balls he said ,” yeah we take care of our … possessions.” And I knew he was gonna say ,” yeah we take care of our balls
I'm building a roblox tycoon game where "friends" "choose" to help you mine to get rich. Will take a while as I'm just learning but hopefully one day one of my games is in a DF or Gray video
"2 blue balls making $8 everytime they touch a turtle"
I think some animal activists would like to have a word
Whoever that escort is should charge more than 8.......
That vegan teacher: X!!!
Game name?
Oh on crazy games
2:15 "we've got 2 blue balls in fact."
Bro November is over
I feel like this has to be someone’s first attempt at making a game. Unsatisfying pad placement, income not scaling with multiple areas, and the literal first area being better by not having crap getting in the way.
Actually... a large portion of this is by design. It's called fun pain. They give you the 2 big pads at the beginning, then leave that unsatisfying pad open until the veeery end, to pressure you into watching ads and paying money to get pads faster to fill the unsatisfying spot. The reason the other shapes are less efficient is deceptive: so that you earn money slower over time, making it more likely to take longer and spend money and watch ads more. You're less likely to upgrade the first one than the latest ones, because natural curiosity and game sense says "higher level = better!"
This is a scummy mobile game, in other words.
Devs have to start somewhere.
0:54 You should probably see a doctor
yea
What's stupid about this game is the fact the first jar is the best one, because it has nothing messing with the balls. With the same level of investment, Jar 1 is better than Jar 6 despite being the same size and shape with the same pads, because Jar 1 doesn't have anything else in there.
Jar 2s tiny jar is overpowered so jar 2 is actually better
Well.... you are entitled to an opinion
i also feel like merging balls is useless for a long time since having more balls increases the chance of bouncing on a pad, thus getting more money. if it doubled then yeah, itd be worth it, but the only upgrade is getting more money from the X2.
@@blujay1304 how tf is that an opinion?
@@TheGodIvy the opinion is that it's stupid, some people probably don't care, which that is also an "Opinion"
I mean.....theoretically speaking if you "could" put enough bouncing balls into a small enough space you actually would create a black hole at some point. Once the mass and energy density was compressed into a small enough space that's exactly what would happen......
bro shut up 🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@cryptic4519 he's right tho, what he said wasn't even that complex, don't be a toolbag
@@cryptic4519just look at your pfp kid this is the world right now and this person is just saying a fact
@@cryptic4519bro is just sad cuz he got no friends
@@cryptic4519hes mad
“Turtle pancake” is a perfect name for a button
Classic DF not realizing money isn't separate between jars
Ikr 😂
Well he figured it out by 8:30
Alternate title: DF talks about balls for fifteen minutes straight
The effort DF put into this video is incredible. You can tell he has a passion for playing with his balls.
lol
How many times did DF say balls in this video. His neighbours are gonna call him a therapist.
DF: "...Bouncing on what appears to be a turtle in pancake form."
Me: Or the Dollar Store equivalent of a bar of Irish Spring soap. 😀
Chaos in a bottle with great commentary. Thanks DF.
Why is a glass box full of bouncing balls so entertaining to me? Something is definitely wrong with me. Also I think the ball havens that are out of focus switch to an idle timer that calculates the income differently so your favorite bouncy ball boundary box to watch is always the breadwinner. I.E. unlocking the next box and throwing a bunch of balls in then switching to the original one you make money quite a bit faster without changing the first box so I think they boost the active box but not to the full value of the other boxes. Also I know container and box aren't directly interchangeable but ball and box both start with B and I have the mentality of a child when videogames enter the equation.
take a shot every time DF says „balls“
Be drunk about 5 minutes in
Commenting from the afterlife
Guess I'll die of alcohol poisoning
df is officially addicted to playing with balls
Thanks for even uploading on Easter DF! Happy Easter evryone!
0:18 is so relatable
0:54 is more relatable
🤨📸
Love your videos!
You’ve been a member for how long on this channel…
5 years and 6 months…..
How is that humanly possible
"Turtle pancake"... Good name for a button
THERE WAS NO POINT IN MERGING THE BALLS, ALL YOU DO IS LOOSE, AND THE FACT THAT HE DIDN'T NOTICE TRIGGERS ME SO MUCH
From $1 to $2 is worth it, because it increases the multiplier while still maintaining profit disparity, and same for $2 to $4, but everything after is trash.
Dangerously Funny can never get enough balls
I feel like all the variety yters either share games or yoink from eachother because I feel like iv seen someone play this recently, I get to see how different ppl play the same games though so I’m not complaining
take a drink everytime he mentions balls
0:54 out of context DF “One of my balls is enlarged and I don’t know what to do about it.”
wtf, lol
Don’t forget his two blue balls at 2:14
Hope he wasn't talking about *these* balls
lotta balls in this vid 10/10👍🏽
“One of my balls is enlarged and I don’t know what to do about it” - DF
This is some classic DF
No it's not-
I will forever call a square green pillow a “Turtle Pancake.” That hit my giggle dick. Happy Easter, DF.
I'm sorry... your what?
Your giggle WHAT?
Hmmm yes, your giggle richard
Bro is on crazy games
The amount of times he has said BaLLs🌚
boutta head to sleep, this is my DF video of choice to sleep to today
I'm addicted to your channel.
I like how when DF had a wheal for his balls he said ,” yeah we take care of our … possessions.” And I knew he was gonna say ,” yeah we take care of our balls
The title basically sums up a professional basketballer
Bro really said 'balls' 249 times in a video 😂
You counted 💀
This guy should have more likes.
You should have gone to the 2nd map. It had a box that traps the balls and the pad is like double.
Petition for DF to rename this to “I Bounced Balls.”
👇🏾
I’m glad there was a pair for the blue balls
if anyones playing a drinking game, take the word ball off your list or you may not survive till the end of the vid
DF blueballed his turtles
2:12
0:55 “one of my balls just got enlarged” that’s not something you hear everyday😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm building a roblox tycoon game where "friends" "choose" to help you mine to get rich. Will take a while as I'm just learning but hopefully one day one of my games is in a DF or Gray video
Are you gonna return to stardew valley ever? 1.6 just came out, and i feel like you would enjoy it.(viewers too😅)
WHEN DID HE PLAY STARDEW VALLEY
HOW DID I MISS IT
a yo chhhhhiiiiiillllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"one of my balls is enlarged and i dont know what im supposed to do about it" Lmao 😭😭
Leave it to DF to make a video about bouncing balls
We take good care of.. uhh our possessions💀
When the creator says “marge the ball 🌚🌝 ” I hate my mind 🥲
0:54 🎵🎵Do nothing about it🎵🎵
there is a scp that would make this game a joke. scp-018 also known as the super ball.
Here’s a fun game, Take a shot every time he says ball
we take care of our uh (possessions) here 4:12
Can we get a ball counter
$8 evey time my blue ball gets touched is a good deal
DF with eyes is very disconcerting.
haha balls
get it?
its funny because he said balls
I love your content
Dang bro you got balls
Not all balls are equal. The left one is always larger
2:04 im fmiliyer with that
Wtf is that grammar
He is slowly becoming a png-tuber
N8 is king
BALLS!!!
0:54 everyone went to the comments
We got blue balled
babee tortle
profecional CBT be like:
Did I make a wrong turn at Ballbuquerque and end up in a Dex video?
It's called balls bounce
i love ball games XD
Big blue ball
I could fall asleep to your voise
This May, my wife and I will be married 20yrs. I'm an expert on blue balls
Play Croakoloko, it's a game about frogs...
I swear intern is df’s alt
00:53 If your balls are enlarged see a doctor.
I got bored when i played this 2 years ago
wow so many balls
Whats this game called
Idle bouncy ball
Wat is the name.
In the description
we have less balls....
Yay!!!!!
first!
game?
Bloubarry balls
Balls
Balls 🤫🙃
I GOT LIKE 101, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO, big fan btw LOVE YOU DANGEROUSLY
He sounds like vitamin delicious
it has to be a mobile game due to the ad buttons
If I had to guess, I'd say it's a Coolmath game. That site has the "ad button" feature.
i too have 2 blue balls,
Banana
0:24 that's not good you should get that checked out
Game nane pls
nice vid
you havent even seen it
First besides *BOTS*
pov me every time i here his voice 2:15
Hi DF
What is this game called?
Deaf people:😊
Blind people:💀
During NNN 2:14