Lying to Your Dying Wife (feat. Rashida Jones) - Key & Peele
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ธ.ค. 2019
- A man at his dying wife’s bedside has a hard time committing to some of her requests.
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#KeyandPeele #RashidaJones - ตลก
After she dies: (talking to his friend) “I said biiiitch
Hahahahahaha
lol
You said that though?
Joseph Vernon ha!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He lied. Then she died.
*Consequences*
Nice reference
Dead
IT Chapter 2 reference?
Plus the consequences reference
Sbeve
I heard it in the exact tone you referenced 😂😂😂😂😂
“I need to hear you say it.”
“It.”
you promise :d
So fucking gold
Going from glossy-eyed grief to bemused clicking upon the "no sex" request is some top tier acting.
🤣💀💯
@@Nxrreshh_😊7⅞w⁶😮1¹😅¹
Lies again? Lying At Grab
Didn’t scary movie do a bit like this with Charlie sheen?
Yo what is clicking? Anyone can help non-native speaker here?
At least he didn’t want to lie to his wife.
Cue Ball Lol right!
Yes, thats something worth valuing.
I'd rather here the truth than what I want to hear.
RIGHT!
But he did want to lie with not his wife.
Gotta look for those positives.
*mezzage rezeeved* 🤣
A . P . That was my favorite part lmaooo
Lmao
A . P . 😂
Best part hahahaha!
@Juan Cortez Muro stop advertising please thank u
"message recieved"
"Your request has been filed"
"I hear you"
Some good lines to use when you don't want to commit to someone.
received
Roger that
Or... you know, have the balls to be real with the people care about. I'd have put a stop to those bullshit requests. In fact, she'd already know not to say those ridiculous things because she'd understand how I roll with that kind of shit.
@@chrisfrench9257 it's not that deep
Forget about it!
I laughed so hard when he said "Zero pornography" in response to being asked to visit her mom. 😂
Exactly.
I don't get it
@@nofurtherwest3474 It means he chose the lesser of the two evils. Not seeing porn is less of a punishment to him than to visit her mom.
@@nofurtherwest3474 you are one very lucky person
@@Chemicalkinetics ohhhh lol
“Your request has been filed” lol
forgeeeeeeeeeh abouuuuuuuuu
“Meszage reseeved”
I DIED 😭😭😭😭😭😭
He said like Goofy too 😌
(...) filed and denied.
She basically tried to make No-Nut November into No-Nut Forever.
Bruh she basically asked to cut off his popsicle
lol
You pretty much have to be a Nutcase Forever to do that.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s still allowed to do it with Her on his mind, so Its not a no-nut anything
“Message received” thought that would be the funniest quote of the video then 5 seconds later… “Your request has been filed” I lost it
2:08 his inner Robert Deniro just popped througg
😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahahaa
Lol
OMG BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAHA
I died when I saw this reply and watched it over
Lmao, he's wishing he was the one on the death bed now.
More like he's not gonna do what she asked because she a control freak lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
Damn this dying woman has a some major requests. IDK girl, IDK.
ThinWhiteAxe yeah major requests, hell he still have a whole life to live
ThinWhiteAxe
0:48
I suppose that's...reasonable...
1:10
*OKAY HOLD ON!!!!*
david johnson eww nigga
Reminded me of Scary Movie 3.
@@beenieweenie1986 Do you say that weird shit in person?
I’m surprised this skit isn’t more popular considering how genius it is
It's actually a rip off of a scene in scary movie 4.
@@juanpaynor2647 yup and they did it better
Maybe also because half of the population (women) do not appreciate it? :)
@@juanpaynor2647 - Scary Movie 3 I think, with Charlie Sheen.
12 million views?
Both Key and Peele have this amazing ability to kill it in the last few seconds of a skit.
"I need to hear you say it."
"It."
I lost it.
xenodice13 I found it
What'd you lose?
@@kickdowndoors what'd you find?
@@kickdowndoors Where did you find it at?
Hassan Bajwa and how’d you find it?
"promise me you wont ever sleep with another woman"
"T T T T T T T T T"
Kaleb Daniels loool
🤣😂 I heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrr you!😭😭😭😭
"and that you won't look at porn."
I hear youuuuu!!
That one is rough ta throw on the guy. So i gotta be lonely n single n my child motherless jus cuz ur cell couldnt fix themselves?! At least let's have a discussion don't just demand it lol!
That’s the most honest man I have ever seen.
I love her reaction to his 'You promise' at 2:20. It's so subtle and perfect.
I think she was holding back a laugh
@@9Kualalumpur No, it was part of the skit. At first, she was confused and then slightly angry.
she did that alot in parks and rec
Wow, normally you can tell when Key is just wearing a wig and makeup, but this time it looks real af
Wasnt this Peele?? Key is not on the skit..
@@death2denemy The joke was that Rashida Jones is actually just Key because he can portray almost anyone lol
@@threezus7740 oh.. I didnt catch that.. tnx anyway..😁😁
the fact that this joke wooshed over so many people's heads is mindblowing to me
@@memefief8527 No, it wasn't. It's a joke.
“Your Request has been filed” lmao wtf Jordan
That one got me 😂
my fav too
I know his voice right. That was crazy.
Lmaooooo
That one made lol hard! Haha
The funniest part for me is when he ask the nurse instead of the doctor to fix his wife
Well, a nurse is always going to be around while a doctor would only be there once or twice a day and with any acute changes.
She got a lot of energy for someone "dying"
plot twist: she survives and they have an interesting conversation afterwards
Oh hell no
I’d watch that
I'd like that sequel 😂
And she finds his por...
F'ing hilarious
"Your request has been filed"
I lost it when he said that
404
bradhuygens “I lost it” is officially meaningless
@@wildmercuryfilms You're probably right. I was going to just post the quote, but I don't really like seeing all these comments that are just quotes from the video
Goofy
@@wildmercuryfilms bradhuygens both you uncultured swine probably don't know this. But the buzz phrase one of you used and the other complained about is from an internet game. Where if you laugh, you lose, the idea being preventing ultimately makes things funnier. When you lost you would say "lost" or "lost it at X" the what being the game your playing. Gtfo my face with your mindlessly repeating phrases you don't know the meaning of, and your ignorance to a now common if not popular phrase on the internet
I just watched a deathbed scene in a tv-show, where the man said "I promise" to something touching, and all I could think of was "checkedy-check" and burst into laughter. Damn you, Key & Peele, for ruining these moments.
The “fo’gedduh’baaaaaaaah” probably my favorite thing Jordan Peele has ever done
Its a super rude way to say "no" so he stopped himself short hahaha
“Don’t touch me right now, this isn’t all about you” 😆😆😆😆😆
Hahahha yeah!
Thedirtygardenhoe 100% true in this case, given how controlling and selfish she’s being without even realizing it. 😉
Kill Sync YOU BIGOTED ARROGANT UNEDUCATED SWINE, I CANT BELIEVE THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THIS WORLD!!! 😉
Older General Skywalker yes but Star Wars is so lame tho. Why is this?
Couch Flex I felt that.
she says these requests like she going on vacation for a week
Ikr😂😂😂😂
The forever vacation
@@nocturnalnoble1454 cursed
Women.
Facts
She really took his soul with her.
These guys are awesome, my best discovery here in TH-cam, got here this year only. The funniest guys around here and look at his acting... really talented, amazes me
I hear they even made a whole TV show!
"Don't touch me, it's not all about you" as she's dying lmao
😁😁
Well, with demands like that might as well be dead too so it's only fair
😁😁
Wow you just understood comedy
minevin pingvin oh okay, nice videos tho a lot of views👌🏼
Yeah but she's not dead yet though. Everyone will die someday she is just ungrateful
This is when you ask the nurse to double the morphine.
ey -.-
OH WTF
Nope
doesn't seem like that dark joke is gonna get a lot of likes from the ladies lol
You know..... sometimes it’s tuff😂
1:40 the way he said yes😂😂
Thanks for everything you do! You guys are hilarious.
"your request has been filed"
"Say you promise"
"Forget about iiiiiiiit"
That shit made me laugh so hard
wow such an awesome and thoughtful comment how did you come up with it?
@@BiggieCheeto not sure. How does one come up with the name Chet 💇
@@oops.4970 @Boosh You, now get this, *THINK* about the whitest name possible. Now I know what you're saying, "But bro I don't know how to think, my best comeback was questioning the fakest sounding name on earth," but it really isn't that hard man. Maybe someday you'll stop quoting the video in the same comment section.
@@BiggieCheeto you actually think I thought your name was real? Oh man.. no
This isn’t even a request anymore... she’s just trying to take him down with her.
I saw 0 replies. So thought of leaving 1
@@rabindranaththakur8514 Thank you :)
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@rabindranaththakur8514 ok
Yeah?? Well she would be 4ever disappointed fuckin' wit me lmaoooo
“It’s not all about you” 😂
“MESSAGE RECEIVED”
My favourite line ever 🤣
“Don’t touch me right now...it’s not all about you”
😂😂
cold
That's the best line 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
No nut forever is tough.
“Is that a yes?” *goofy voice* “your request, has been filed” 😂🤪
Ffffffffagetabouuuuu.....it.. 😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHA
Mezage rezieved
LMAO
Is that a promise*
NgL, this had me doing DeNiro impressions in the mirror afterwards 🤨😄🥴😏
"It's not all about you"
i cant---😂😭😭😭
I lost it when he said: " Your request has been filed"
LMFAO
Furgetaboutit.
me 2!
😂
Every time he cries i remember the “THOSE ARE SOME MANLY TEARS”
I always think of the burned guy stand up
It buuuuuurns. Aahhhhaaaahaaaaahaaaaa
Aight let's go sale some crack
Dat was a weird sneeze right dere!
And den and den and den and dah ahhhh bwahhhhhhh
@@noelguerrero7353 ain't nothing funny about that
He is the most honest man in the world😂
"MESSAGE RECEIVED."
I'm gonna start using that..
Your request has been filed
Is better 😁 its like the goverment saying f u in your face
"Promise me no pornography"
Jordan: *Speaking Simlish*
Scilla Burton LOL SIMLISH!!
He said “Wassup Obama Baby”
@@VetaPhoenix let me get those digits then beautiful
@@maliksims4215 boi what a nasty ass comment yours is
Zuzu!
A MasterClass in comedy!!!❤️
2:36 I love how he tried to dodge by saying “I promise” when it was so far removed from what she said. And she didn’t fall for it.
At least he's honest. He's not lying. Most people would just say yes to everything.. xD
Dante In The Dark It’s physically impossible to be married more than 3 years and not masturbate to someone other than your wife. I’m sure it happens all of the time and no one obviously admits it.
This same joke was in Scary Movie 3
Honesty is not always the best policy.
Speaking Truths well that’s certainly not true
I mean u aint wrong tho lmao
I lost my shit when she asked him to never to sleep with another woman and his response was "I...hear you."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@liamdohertyj tsk tsk tsk tskkk
Lmfaooo this shit was foullllllllllll🤣 like nigga she dying
I was taking a drink at the time and almost drowned my laptop with coke.🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember asking my ex bf if he would find someone new if i died and he said he has to move on eventually,welp he is an ex for a reason
If talking about pure comedy... This is one of the best skits lol.
Art of negotiation
"forget about it" that Robert De Niro impression is hillarious
He fcking nailed it, big time
When he said that it reminded me that cartoon called fugget about it
Lost it at that part 😂😂
For some that reminded me of Silvio Dante from The Sopranos...
🎯🎯🎯
She hasn’t gotten over with the insecurities of Jim leaving her for Pam.
"according to Jim"?✨
Lmaoooo I knew it was her!!
@@mosesmakaveli3053 k
Chaunt L kk
Such a underrated comment
Peele always cracks me up!! he is a comedic genius! 🤣🤣
this guy will make you laugh even when you are about to die.
"promise to meet my mother everyday"
"Done 0 pornography"
so out of the 601 likes no one has commented on nor realized @the raptor made a simple spelling error "eeryday" guess quarantine has really gotten to a lot of people. ( I am not putting down his mental capacity I'm just saying how surprised I am by 601 likes and no comments)
I like how he starts crying after that cause I he just committed to never nutting again and brushes her hand away cause she thinks hes crying over her dying but he straight up tells her it's not all about you
Gamma Bat if by quarantine getting to people you mean "less petty," "less of a stickler," or "less of an a-hole," then god i sure hope so
Gamma Bat bro what is wrong with you
@@JL-zo1wd nah as soon as quarantine started people turned the asshole/entitled dial all the way up. Anyone that works in fast food could tell you that.
Her: “will you at least promise to see my mom everyday”
Him: “so zero pornography, done.”
ahaha that was my favorite part
Lol
Ok I don't quite get it. Its that means he prefers no pornography but not seeing his wife's mom everyday?
Mr K he would prefer to NOT watch porno than to see his mother in law.
Mr K Yea, it means he’d give up pornography over seeing her mom.. it just emphasizes how much he doesn’t want to be around her mom
“NURSE, FIX MY WIFE!!!”
The “No air quotes!” Sent me 😂
He even looked like DeNiro when he made the impression lol
Yeah, he squinted his eyes...
Anyone who bites into a lemon looks like DeNiro
It was good come on.
Yeah, he did look like him… "a little bit"
I died when he hit the Robert deniro “forgeeet abouuut it” lmao
My favorite bit lool
It's Al Pacino not De Niro
@@czakialczikemwi no it isnt u idiot
@@josephsanchez7349 It is Al Pacino actually. Him and Johnny Depp in Donnie Brasco
It’s not al Pacino. He’s just saying forget about it while mimicking Robert deniros face
These guys are brilliant.
I look at all of their skits just to see what ideas they come up with!
I am not even looking for laughs!
*Legend says that there is always a Key & Peele skit you haven't seen or haven't seen twice...*
“Oh, Ann, I always forget because you’re so pretty, you’re not used to rejection.”
hipporage18 Annnn Perkins!
@@MiraShards Chris Traeger!
ThaLukesta 2112 he is “litrally” my favourite character!
@@thalukesta2112 you like rush don't you?
@@josecarlosalbarracinsato9504 how'd you know?
So no one is gonna mention his spot on Robert Dinero "Forget about it" impression!?!?
The face was so spot on, lol.
That's because it's so built into the culture that EVERYONE knows what it is already, and are not younger than 30 like you.
Dinero? Seriously?
That's a easy one tho.
@@Mazortan yep, that's his mexican cousin
The "Nurse! Fix my wife!" line doesn't get enough respect, lol
I laugh everytime I come across this one, the changes he goes through in 3 min's & the Deniro look kills me.
"What are you promising?"
"I promised what you said." Lmafoo🤣🤣
“So zero pornography DONE”
“NURSE FIX MY WIFE”
I didn't really understand that part
asib sadr
He didn’t want to lose her so he can still watch porn.
He would rather choose not to watch porn than seeing her mother everyday. Then he realizes if she's still alive he can watches porns.
@@zargon6919 LOL - she asked him to promise to stop watching porn. He couldn't. Then she asked him to promise to visit her mom everyday. He probably hates his mother-in-law. Giving up porn would be easier than visiting his mother-in-law everyday so he said, "zero pornography? DONE!" He called for the nurse so she could adjust his wife's meds - maybe make her go back to sleep as she's torturing him with her unreasonable dying wishes.
@Izaan ur rehman message? It's a comedy skit dude. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
She was asking for too much 😭 😂
Your request has been filed. Lmao 😆🤣
Wrong title, he never lied actually, he avoided promising things he can't do, that's an honest decent dude right there...
If you don't Wana lie or tell the truth stay silent
@@mrb2643 that doesn't work.
Her: "Promise me you wont sleep with another woman"
You: ...
Her: "why arent you saying anything?"
Well done buddy. You solved it.
@@boaplitas101 Well, yeah. It was solved. You don't lie nor tell the truth that way. Nobody said anything about making the situation go away.
@@Voidaken you're a big idiot. If you dont say anything at all, its equal to just admitting that you wont do what she wants. She will 100% either question you again, or assume that you wont do what she said because you said NOTHING. Changing the topic or avoiding answering the question directly may work in the moment - but being silent wouldn't even work for a second.
You have met a woman before?
Not saying anything at all is worse than just saying no. It wouldn't solve anything - it would make you look bad, like you don't want to tell the truth but you're obviously not on her side. Peele shows you exactly what to do in this situation if you don't want to lie. Take note.
@@boaplitas101 You just highlighted yourself as the actual moron with how triggered you got over a complete misreading. You just proved me right by saying exactly what I told you. Good job, smooth brain.
Her: “Promise me you’ll never sleep with another woman”
Him: **indecisive mouth clicking**
ssbblover I meannnn. Staying single for the rest of your life with no cheeks or porn 😬 sorry cant promise
The mouth clicking is Swahili for I promise
American Citizen it’s cheeks bro. As in “we need to raid Area 51, give us them Alien cheeks!”
@@americancitizen1885 he's talking about them big cheeks like clappin them cheeks or nutt as in snot cheeks mean on your face (smile)
That's a 404 error chief
I'm still laughing every time i watch this 😂😂
“NURSE….FIX MY WIFE!!!” *Cries*
The moment you realized your biggest mistake was taking her hand in marriage! 😂🤣 Most truest skit thus far!
A lot of people can’t even keep these promises when their wife is still alive.
You mean not looking at pornography or masturbate? Fine, cheating it is.
@@Jadzebra lol who hurt you?
Well duh, not sure many people visit their spouse's mom every day.
TheAlphaMale29 you’re name makes you look like you play fortnite and want to look cool
@@HomerSimpson-sm5mk lol, leave me alone bro, I made it in Jr. High like 10 years ago, and I don't know how to change it. You're not wrong though, it's pretty bad😂
"I need to hear you to say it"
"It"
God damnit Jordan
Whilst finishing his previous sentence😂
IT chapter 2.
Please don't take God's name in vain
@@sarahburggraf907 shut up
"NUUUUUUURRRRSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE, FIX MY WIFE!!!!!" Key deserves an Oscar for that LMAO
That is Peele. Key isn't in this sketch :)
"It's not all about you" had me rolling on the floor. lmao
Wife: “Promise me you will never sleep with another woman”
Peele: I hear you.
Me: LMAO.
FRITZ HEMMERLING lmaao I’m dying over here🤣😂🤣😂
Wow, what an exciting journey. You watched the video and laughed, nice 😉
FRITZ HEMMERLING I “hear” you
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHUUUUUUEHEHEHEHEUYEUHEUHEUHEUEHAHHAHAHASA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAKLKAKAJLKAJJLKAJKAHUA
cringe
Wife: Promise.
Peele: *Turns into Robert de niro*
Can anybody tell me what movie he says that in? Bc I can’t find it eventho it’s a spot on De Niro impression 😂
What part of the video is this in?
That's Al Pacino, not Robert De Niro
@@amandahallman1091 The movie is Donnie Brasco, it's Al Pacino not Robert De Niro
@@simonwheeler9502 i think that was johnny depp scene in donnie brasco, but the expression is definitely robert deniro 100%
"Yoooo better believe her what's she say gurl" 😂😂😂
1:50 - 2:03 i replayed this part so many times and it never fails to make me laugh...
I guess she’s still insecure after losing Jim to Pam
Yuh Tran oh my...some grudge here
DAMMM i was fucking wondering were i seen her face b4 lmaooo
Yuh Tran you nailed it bro 🤣
thats harsh 😂
She got chris trager
Rashida sounds like Scarlett Johansson in this.
Very true
Throughout the whole movie "her" I thought it was Rashida. And I thought "cool they are giving a bigger role to a smaller star rather than giving it to one of the typical Hollywood actresses." Needless to say I was annoyed when I saw the credits.
@@esotericVideos lol she is a small star bc she is not that good neither good looking
This chick is way hotter
@@missiontobeaman3111 Rashida's face is prettier, but Scarjo's body is smoking though.
A great example of how lying is sometimes better
I can’t get over how much funnier these dudes got
I lost it at “It’s not all about you”
Can we talk about how unreasonable her demands are?
It clearly says: „till death do us part“
Lol underrated
Lol best one
if she gave me all, from the first to the last, then I shall do the same, until I die myself.
If she didn't, then I probably won't keep it.
No we cant
Fax
Would have loved to see more Rashida Jones in Key and Peele skits.
He actually avoided lying at every turn lmao
"Don't touch me right now, it's not all about you."
I DIED 😂😂😂
He sounded a bit like Meegan there.
No she did...
@@BIGNASTY1234556 LOL! 😂😂
“I need to hear you say it”
“It”
“No say I promise...”
“You promise...”
🤣💙
What do you promise?"
"I promise what you said"
😂
The look she gives him right after is phenomenal
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂👌💯
..."don't sleep with another women"..."I hear you..." LOL
“Message received” 🤖
Lmfao 😂
Is the wife dying or the husband?
Looks like the husband.
Well she's dying, and she seems intent on taking him with her.
Prolly a joint effort.
Guybrush Threepwood takes nerve to call him the fool lmao
Lol. That is alot of requests before leaving the planet.
@Guybrush Threepwood I hope you're as sarcastic as the comment you replied to..