Ep 149 - You Allow Me To Cheat On You | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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  • @brittanysimmons1568
    @brittanysimmons1568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    I just howled….when James screamed “it’s 5 in the morning.” 😂🤣🤣😭😭 y’all are hilarious!

    • @KIKILOVE79
      @KIKILOVE79 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I MUTHA FUDGINNNNN DIIIIIIIIEEEDDDDDDDD!!!! I get it because I HAVE to sing that EVERY TIIIIIIME I hear it!!!!

    • @bighomieJ5X
      @bighomieJ5X ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have to sing that part also 😂

    • @Jus_Melanin
      @Jus_Melanin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Easily one of his top 5 funniest moments!😂😂 I’ve rewatched this like four times and cackled every single time.

  • @daisylebas58
    @daisylebas58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Mateeeee. You lot need to go a whole video on the customer support. Thats was hilarious, especially with you reading them and having a laugh

    • @Fairied
      @Fairied 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yes, please!!!!! Whole episodes on customer support. I can't stop laughing!

    • @christyspragins7874
      @christyspragins7874 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      FACTS!! I don’t even have a FB anymore but I’m about to go make one just to find this 😂

    • @christyspragins7874
      @christyspragins7874 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It won’t be the same without these two tho 😒

  • @jonathandean8002
    @jonathandean8002 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    The way this video played out, with them acknowledging the intro. Us being gassed like they said. Then, us, realizing what the intro was actually about. Made that shit so much funnier. Literally in tears with the little paradox they created.

  • @veryfitting
    @veryfitting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    "How can I respect you when you allow me to cheat on you?" Spencer is a gaslighter based on that line alone.

    • @czhaok
      @czhaok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      as he should (p.s. that's not gaslighting I don't think you know the meaning. gaslighting would be if he convinced her that she was losing touch with reality. it's not just lying and or manipulation, it's different.

    • @stormiesigler5499
      @stormiesigler5499 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@czhaok it is gaslighting…it’s manipulating the issue (cheating) into a way that takes the problem off him and onto the person getting cheated on. How can I respect you implies that the problem is with the partner letting the cheating happen and not the other partner actively cheating. This is classic gaslighting. Not to demonize spencer. Literally everyone gaslights it’s a human defense tactic.

    • @nicolecastiello6186
      @nicolecastiello6186 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe but he’s also mad real for that and it shows the perspective of a cheater

  • @ilhaamfoster4617
    @ilhaamfoster4617 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Regarding the worst sexual experiences. I've noticed that when James says absolutely nothing, he doesn't make a joke doesn't smile just is dead quiet, I bet you ANY MONEY that it's because he can relate to what was being said 🤣🤣 like the one night stand that shat and left immediately. Just watch his face. Even the reverse cow girl while watching TV. He first said nothing then decided to defend it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mealenka
    @mealenka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love how light these videos are. No politics, just giggles. Just what I need in this crazy time

  • @hareeeeem025
    @hareeeeem025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I’m at dinner all by myself at a restaurant, got some bomb food and have this podcast playing, it doesn’t get better than this!!!!! keep it up guys, love the content and laughs

    • @AliyaGurl
      @AliyaGurl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You need to chirpse then

    • @mehyeah2931
      @mehyeah2931 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Time for you to get a husband bro 💀

    • @elizabethh5009
      @elizabethh5009 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mehyeah2931 Why?

    • @elijahbillings4658
      @elijahbillings4658 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is awesome 😂

    • @VieraXXII
      @VieraXXII ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds dope af! Hope you had a great afternoon!

  • @BagoBeauty
    @BagoBeauty ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I do data entry and I wont lie, this helps me not fall asleep, you help keep me entertained and silence those distracting thoughts so i can work well

    • @Macawiisdropper
      @Macawiisdropper ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same doing accounting and wfh they keep me up working and not in bed

  • @MeccaLegal
    @MeccaLegal ปีที่แล้ว +45

    How nice of James to educate the young lady on self respect.

  • @unknownh7969
    @unknownh7969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I use to struggle to sleep a lot out of anxiety and depression but honestly since I found you lot I manage to sleep without feeling any any pain or over thinking I listening to your podcasts every night , like is a most for me to listen to it going to sleep and also on my way to work every morning without a fail , thank you both and i hope all your dreams and goals comes to live real fast love you both ❤️ honestly ❤️

    • @lesley5380
      @lesley5380 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Laughter is the medicine for low mood 😁

  • @dianabill
    @dianabill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The way these man's were sowing love to other creators had me tearing up Mann...it's all love still

  • @xenni47
    @xenni47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    “Was doing doggie and he paused and said “do you believe in God?””…😂😂I swear these Jehovah Witness check ins are getting bolder and bolder

    • @latanyaexe8606
      @latanyaexe8606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      DUDE😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @leandramartinez6503
      @leandramartinez6503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      if i ever heard this, FAM, i would think im about to get murdered i watch way to much true crime and shit. i would be swinging on him.

    • @fluffystarafina
      @fluffystarafina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      " I do now, thank you jesus" 🙏🥴

    • @jemini.-.
      @jemini.-. ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @andrewwalker9960
      @andrewwalker9960 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      “clearly you do because you been saying ‘oh god oh god’ for the last 15 seconds”

  • @halimehetemi6350
    @halimehetemi6350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    hahahaha the customer prank part got me thinking back to a time where I drunkenly made a post on the Danish McDonalds page on facebook regarding a burger I had gotten in Belgium. I pleaded them to bring it to Denmark and the ACTUAL customer support of the page responded with a no and sent me a link for tickets to Belgium!! I was belly laughing for a whole week!!

  • @TacticalBeans
    @TacticalBeans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    loving the podcast only found it the other week. I got an ick for you that i saw the other day when i went bowling, this guy had the bumpers up and just pinball it down the alley like a child i immediately turned to my GF and was just like 'thats got to be an ick lol'

  • @Tech-nicallyBlack
    @Tech-nicallyBlack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Darkest indeed funny asf , I loveeee watching them. Their chemistry is unmatched fr.

  • @douglassilveira4999
    @douglassilveira4999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    You guys are honestly so sick.
    Me and my girlfriend have been listening to since December but like non-stop so we’re all caught up, we wait EVERY MONDAY for the vids.
    FAM, you guys are LIT.
    Keep it going…Cherp🤙🏽

  • @bpnation37
    @bpnation37 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    James singing pretty Ricky I’m the middle of eating coochie is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life 😂😂😂😂

    • @scorpiocraze8995
      @scorpiocraze8995 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Naww FR though! I almost died laughing bc I'm a music person. There are some songs I would have to sing too. Haha! Probably whisper in your ear type thing, depending on the activity. Lol! Maybe sing the lyrics and look up from my lashes. 😂 Certain songs just amplify the moment.

  • @loraliehumphreys4354
    @loraliehumphreys4354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Even before James bust out 'It's 5 in the morning' I paused the ting and was shouting 'Alexa, play hotline' and sang the whole thing twice and then resumed the pod.🤣

  • @suzanaabrigada1347
    @suzanaabrigada1347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I damn near pee’d on myself laughing so hard at the pretty Ricky part. I can’t with you two 😂😂😂😂

  • @nicaparis4835
    @nicaparis4835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    EVERY EPISODE HITS. Got me laughing every where! Car, work, home. 😂😂

  • @Sarah_n_dipity
    @Sarah_n_dipity ปีที่แล้ว +5

    watching this now after having watched the episode with Darkest makes me happy for the SNG boys :)!!

  • @georgekingara5788
    @georgekingara5788 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Watching this video after the episode with Darkest Man is top tier.

    • @BlPlR9714
      @BlPlR9714 ปีที่แล้ว

      full circle moment

  • @UnicornQueen0046
    @UnicornQueen0046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Crazy how he said Facebook is for posting your missing cat and that’s exactly why I went on the other day because my cat got out 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrsf8471
    @mrsf8471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Yessss something to watch while cooking the kids dinner! Ohhh yes.

  • @05weasel
    @05weasel ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Worked in a grocery store forever. Woman came in with a bottle of juice a quarter gone and BOLDLY asked for her money back because it didn’t taste good. Asked if she meant it had gone bad or something and she said no, I just don’t like how it tastes. Flabbergasted when I told her we didn’t guarantee satisfaction on every item in the store.

  • @TheDuoncius
    @TheDuoncius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just recently found your podcast, watching episode after episode. You guys are hilarious 😆 loving it

  • @alliehopkins3089
    @alliehopkins3089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    By far my favorite episode of ‘22! The energy was top tier 😂

  • @Jaydiaz92
    @Jaydiaz92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Saw the customer support bit on Instagram and I had to check you guys out. So glad I did, you guys didn't disappoint at all. I cried from the laughter multiple times. Thanks for the laughs, I've already subscribed.

  • @Jo-in3ms
    @Jo-in3ms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This episode had me crying through my pain of a cold. 🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @dricketts5004
    @dricketts5004 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    First 2 minutes: Mind Blown!!! We heard words they haven't even thought yet🤯

  • @mynameiserica
    @mynameiserica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    that lady who wanted to return the jeans is probably used to buying from high-end stores. because they usually have a lifetime guarantee

  • @math_bula398
    @math_bula398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Addicted to listening to ur podcasts while doing homework, cooking, painting etc. love y’all and your content

  • @lanaboo5701
    @lanaboo5701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great episode! I worked in retail and had to tell customers "this is not where you rent shoes and clothes!" Had a guy return AJ 1 Mids that were written without socks and had skin flakes inside... Without a box of receipt 🤢🤮

  • @remm5215
    @remm5215 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    giving darkest his flowers❤ that was my favourite!!!!

  • @marymills2849
    @marymills2849 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos get me through my depression cause I realise how wild people ACTUALLY are

  • @J.K.M.A
    @J.K.M.A 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    mad thing is that JJ actually doesn't make money from TH-cam, he does it because he loves us and we all love him.

    • @louisebrown3460
      @louisebrown3460 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was looking for this comment 👋🏽 that’s why KSI has done so well, he has never forgotten about his core fans 👍🏽

    • @mehyeah2931
      @mehyeah2931 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah his old content was actually good now he’s just swinging for the headlines no matter what its dead

  • @megangallagher3800
    @megangallagher3800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Absolutely love this podcast ❤️

  • @Jus_Melanin
    @Jus_Melanin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    😂😂😂Petitioning to bring back the tequila sip sip episodes!!

  • @bigr69able
    @bigr69able 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the song that made him sing while in the sweet meat had so be the break down of gods plan. just popped his head up and 'SHE SAID DO YOU LOVE ME I TELL HER ONLY PARTLY' with chest

  • @nikadugec5052
    @nikadugec5052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    PLEASE make a video with just customer support responses, I'm dying 🤣🤣

  • @emmabyrne7258
    @emmabyrne7258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Half cast podcast chuckie gave shits n gigs an honorable shout out

  • @yourgirldrea6934
    @yourgirldrea6934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The real gold is on Caribbean Facebook. Thats where the real funny shit is😂

  • @ashleyzviitei
    @ashleyzviitei ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That FB customer service thread that James dug up is a treasure.... definitely some gold left but James said FB is now where you post your missing 🐈🤣.
    James said 38 farts is just a regular Thursday morning for him. My guy.....
    James also needs a certificate of authenticity for farts in a jar🤯😅.

  • @jamestaylor7593
    @jamestaylor7593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was only here for the customer support section..need to do whole show on this!

  • @jonathanjack1000
    @jonathanjack1000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Been on the receiving end of the stop to sing the chorus🤣 I just chock it up to a fire playlist 😏

  • @QMWest
    @QMWest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This opening clip broke my fucking ankles LMAO not in a million years could i have predicted those words

  • @GothicUndone
    @GothicUndone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I know this was 6 months ago! 😅
    However just wanted to comment that I relate SO much to James saying “appeasing 16 year old James” lol as I haven’t been able to put that in words but YES! 😂 most of the stuff I do is to make 17 year old me happy - I love this YT channel! 🖤🖤🖤

  • @mr.tarzan7044
    @mr.tarzan7044 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is my relaxation podcast 🤣🤣🤣🤣good stuff

  • @mrsxedre
    @mrsxedre ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's funny . I just watched the darkest man video they released then as I am catching up on old vids I come across this. And everything is the same vibe on darkest

  • @thelyfeoflxve1772
    @thelyfeoflxve1772 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is probably one of the funniest episodes 😭😭

  • @vanessamartin5522
    @vanessamartin5522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Monday, funday, do it in the bum day 🤣

  • @merp9211
    @merp9211 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love it when Fuhad says, “Jaaaaaames!”

  • @roanspang1979
    @roanspang1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always listen to your guys podcast when working out love it you guys are amazing ❤

  • @caitlunjackson8740
    @caitlunjackson8740 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched y’all’s videos my whole pregnancy and I had my son a week ago now if I play one of your videos he will fall asleep

  • @angelosborne8845
    @angelosborne8845 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm certain the song was bohemian rhapsody nobody sits silently for that song

  • @mazsax999
    @mazsax999 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Its Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, RICKAY"
    Killed me bruh 💀

  • @em.148
    @em.148 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats on 1Milli - love from London x

  • @gabriellesharp2436
    @gabriellesharp2436 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If I was mid session and man pulled back and screamed "it's 5 in the mooorrnin'" I'd clearly have to follow up with "and I'm up havin' phone segs with yoouu" 😂

  • @ishplussix
    @ishplussix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:37 nah ngl this had me sh00k for a min cuz you guys described my exact situation lmaoo

  • @victoriapanda3657
    @victoriapanda3657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you guys❤️ You guys are absolutely hilarious, brighten up my day.

  • @kivigray0423
    @kivigray0423 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    30:36 Why does it seem like James is considering selling his too? 😂

  • @rajchima1321
    @rajchima1321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The MIC scene is absolute classic - Spencer Matthews and Louise Thompson but Tilly is a great guess 🤣🤣

  • @keepingitrealawesome
    @keepingitrealawesome 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    James ain’t wrong there’s just certain songs you got to sing the chorus when you hear it

  • @tishachandabwalya1771
    @tishachandabwalya1771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the views in 3days...LOVE TO SEE IT

  • @tshiamomahloele8070
    @tshiamomahloele8070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    An ick: wearing slides without socks outside the home.. toes to the wind?! Plz ✋🏾

  • @marisaquartz3254
    @marisaquartz3254 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Waiting for y'all to go on chicken date😆

  • @elliotoski4073
    @elliotoski4073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Doing things for 16 year old you is a vibe

  • @norah685
    @norah685 ปีที่แล้ว

    26:53 I got a hospitality one for you Fuhad, I used to manage a small Cafe about 10 years ago. This woman and her (presumed) son came into have breakfast. I take their food to them and about 10 mins later I go back to check on them. She'd found a long blond strand of hair in her food. The chef is Chinese with long black hair that she ties back during work hours and keeps under her cap. I also have black hair that I keep in a bun during work. The only person this strand could've possibly come from was her. I didn't say that directly but I informed her of what color hair me and the chef had and looked at her hair pointedly. She dropped it after that.

  • @fluffystarafina
    @fluffystarafina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine man lights his joint as he pops the lid 💥🤣

  • @MrJJL87
    @MrJJL87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my friend is a chef and he told me that family come in to restaurant ordered pretty high prize stake meal, eat it all and then after they paid their bill they wanted their money back because the food was shit...

  • @Nalpha
    @Nalpha ปีที่แล้ว +3

    whos here after they actually got Darkest Man on the pod 😂

  • @clementmckenzie7041
    @clementmckenzie7041 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well she was hospitalized so we know she honest to her word.

  • @blueish_purple
    @blueish_purple ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "She had no choice but to slit his throat" 😂😭

  • @dennisddt1146
    @dennisddt1146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just wanna say that yall are goated. remskkii put me on yalls podcast and damn did I stick around.

  • @Becca921
    @Becca921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best podcast there is, love you guys ❤️

  • @tshiamomahloele8070
    @tshiamomahloele8070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You guys have the most memorable laughs & bants are top 2 & not 2.. so dope 🤌🏾

  • @Thelucky23
    @Thelucky23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the black version of Wayne’s world except they’re serious!!! 😅😂😂😂

  • @HYSTERIA-ee2re
    @HYSTERIA-ee2re 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Darkest is proper witty and quick thinking and sometimes he violates the other members its jokes

  • @georgie737
    @georgie737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Getting obsessed with this now.. how have I worked from home before recently 🤣 well maybe becuase I wasn't constantly crying! Trying to answer the phone after a good ick is impossible 🙃

  • @aliceh1472
    @aliceh1472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nah icl it's 4 am rn I need to be up in 2 hours insomnia is a bitch and it's kicking my ass 😤 but this podcast is saaaaaving me from boredom. Thanks for that 💀💀😁

  • @cat_menmmm9601
    @cat_menmmm9601 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao just become my favourite podcast channels pros and no cons!. Pros: Their voice NEVER GET ANNOYING 👍

  • @JH-eb2wz
    @JH-eb2wz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂🤣😂🤣 in work listening to this & I swear I'm laughing out loud

  • @lepoetress
    @lepoetress ปีที่แล้ว

    The intros let us know we're about to be doubled over, thigh slapping, rolling on the floor, can't breathe HOWLING with laughter.

  • @sophiewithlovee
    @sophiewithlovee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Binge watching episodes cause.. why the f not

  • @abygalehodgson8755
    @abygalehodgson8755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ksi doesn’t even get paid for his TH-cam videos, he just does it because he enjoys it and can interact with fans through like Reddit and the comments

  • @esthergana3629
    @esthergana3629 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fuhad’s beats were actually giving 😂😂

  • @katking1802
    @katking1802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    soooooo james isn’t going to give us a play by play boxing breakdown for jake and woodley?!?!?! i need to know his view on it. i’ve been waiting 🥺🥺🥺

  • @Alexamadrexx
    @Alexamadrexx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    James talks a lot but Fuhad reacting to his scenarios is everything 😂😂😂

  • @EverydayGworl
    @EverydayGworl ปีที่แล้ว

    I solely agree with James about the whole cheating and taking back thing 🤷🏾‍♀️. You don’t think too highly of yourself if you take somebody back after cheating ESPECIALLY within 5 mins of getting the news

  • @thandeka5924
    @thandeka5924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well well well, that mans isn't the only one who wears two pairs because I have encountered one of them in the wild. My only question that I still have (it never got answered) is:WHY?!

  • @babifacedcutie09
    @babifacedcutie09 ปีที่แล้ว

    41:05 is the most ACCURATE description 😂

  • @danielleadair7394
    @danielleadair7394 ปีที่แล้ว

    @4212 "It can be that sometimes" Im dead

  • @RiskyGamingTV_
    @RiskyGamingTV_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    😂😂😂💀💀💀 Nahhhhh lads. I laughed so hard for a very long time watching this! You man are mad funny!

  • @jayt5685
    @jayt5685 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Fuck it, ITS FIVE IN THE MORNINNNNN” 💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @ml07
    @ml07 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The customer support part my goodness, we have a women’s and men’s section where I work and I feel your pain James… I’m a female but this a whole different bred in the women’s part of the store, no thank you.

  • @MrFreeSafety31
    @MrFreeSafety31 ปีที่แล้ว

    His drink does make sense it has to be bought and in the stores before it can be releases like music the apps have it already before its actually available on the app

  • @patricklacusong5071
    @patricklacusong5071 ปีที่แล้ว

    I first found ShxtsnGigs in this Customer Support Prank clip. hahahhaha

  • @DanielleE-pk4bi
    @DanielleE-pk4bi ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg absolutely adorable James singing putting his hands under his chin lmao

  • @emilyjeffries306
    @emilyjeffries306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is it just me who was thinking about cyanide and happiness fart in a jar martin 🤣

  • @SHRTBSS
    @SHRTBSS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He was singing Fantasia - When I See You 💯