Rhinestone - The Cinema Snob
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2024
- This year's Musical March in September has come to an end, as The Cinema Snob finally reviews the 1984 country music comedy Rhinestone starring Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton.
Writer/Creator: Brad Jones
Title Card: Shaun Millington
End Screen: Nick Michalak, www.ravensfilm.com
Music: Karl Casey at White Bat Audio
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"Who can survive Rhinestone? He's not human I tell you!" - Jay Sherman
This movie is so dumb that I can’t help but enjoy it. No joke, Stallone singing “Tutti Frutti” is actually my cell phone ringtone.
Hahaha always found him funny.
Ditto! If he didn't go all in, I think the film would have been much worse!
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No movie with Dolly Parton can be considered awful, But she does test us from time to time.
On a related note, how's "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas", the movie Dr. Venture mistook for a porno?
@@louisduarte8763 Actually pretty damn good. "Sidestep" from Charles Durning is my highlight.
Not crap but very close to being fecal matter
@@JeromeCloutier That was Colin Higgins' final US picture, "The Best Little Chicken House in Texas" (1982) for
Universal-International and Rastar/Seven Arts. The picture's latter was Oscar nominated in 1983 for Charles Durning
as best supporting actor.
Now imagine if Stallone sang Islands in the Stream with Dolly Parton instead of Kenny Rogers. 🤣🤣🤣
In the early 80s, my older sister idolized Dolly Parton, and thought Stallone was the bee's knees. She doesn't like to talk about Rhinestone...
hahaha...the bee's knees. now, there's an very old saying.. kudos!
I've never seen this movie, but that Move Over Butter commercial hit like a ton of forgotten childhood bricks!
Siskel and Ebert said it best. "You don't believe these two are playing actual characters you believe they are just playing themselves."
Yep, I figured this would win the poll: Brad's a huge Stallone fan, and he's referenced this train wreck MANY TIMES over the years.
Yeah, that's one of the reasons why I also wanted Rhinestone to win the Patreon poll, and I'm surprised to see that this movie isn't as terrible as "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot".
@@SpeedyEric1 well, I mean, Stallone wasn’t tricked into doing this film, it was something he actually wanted to do
22:42 Snob's grandma is still alive?! Lucky! I lost my grandma in 04. This year would be her 100th birthday. Miss you so much, Jams!
As someone from TN. I love dolly no matter her role, because it's basically just her. Plus she just lights up scenes for me. Glad this was chosen!
exactly..she always comes across as just DOWN TO EARTH!
Plus regardless of the movie, she was always a nice singer, to this day she clearly has an established business brand like Paul Newman
MOMMY MILKERS
Drinkin'stein is a work of art and I won't hear otherwise
If Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder hadn’t of picked ‘Springtime for Hitler’ in The Producers, they would have chosen Rhinestone instead to bomb at the box office and make their money
Just a morsel of zero is still zero.
Boo, you fixed your Zero Morsel typo. That's cheating.
After Stallone sings onstage: "That's our Hitler!"
It would have been an interesting production to watch, 3ith those cowboy boots
Oh the singing, even the animals couldn't take it.
Now I feel the need to re-watch "9 to 5". The film that taught the joys of getting baked with friends and raiding the kitchen while dishing.
Stalone both doesn't care about the movie but also trying his hardest to make something of the role. it's fascinating to see.
*Stallone
Thats what I admire about him, he always gives his best effort no matter what. That is a value in a performer i really value
I’ve been waiting for this review for 5 years, especially for Musical March in September.
Also, R.I.P. Norm MacDonald.
1:41- I don't recall seeing this movie listed on Disney+.
7:14- Yeah, after seeing clips of Sly singing in this movie from a supercut video of some of his "best" film moments, this is the main reason I wanted Brad to do a Snob episode of Rhinestone for Musical March in September.
11:19- Yeah, I also fondly remember those commercials.
19:51- That theatre is also showing Two of a Kind, that John Travolta/Olivia Newton John rom-com that's worse than Rhinestone.
Too bad The Wiz didn't win because the cliché "nobody beats the Wiz" would be fun to say.
Suggestion for next years Musical March in September: The Country Bears
In the span of 18 months Disney released three fairly ambitious films based an park attractions it's had since the 1970's.
Pirates of the Carribean became a 4 billion dollar franchise with 5 movies, some of them good.
The Haunted Mansion was a forgettable whatever movie with a reboot that may be stuck in development hell.
...and the Country Bears just ate a bag of shit at the box office and flopped with most critics.
THIS IS PERFECT!!!
This movie is a national treasure.
00:39 You could always trust Norm to have the balls to slag someone's terrible work directly to their face. RIP Turd Ferguson.
I can't wait to watch but you really should have waited until October since Sylvester Stallone singing country is a horror movie in my book.
RHINESTONE! Starring Dolly Rhinestone and Sylvester Stallstone
Speaking of Disney+, you'd think Straight Talk would be on there. Don't give two shits about James Woods, seeing more Dolly makes sitting through it worthwhile.
The sexual tension between Dolly and Sly in this one is intense.
Most people's careers would never have recovered from a move like this. Stallone somehow did
You should see the one he's ashamed of. Seriously you should, no one else has.
he survived throwing mama off the train
Thats because his career wasn't in danger. His contract forced him to do these movies in between the movies funded he wanted to make. I believe he had to do this to get First Blood Part 2 done.
Commercially but not critically. He didn't get a well received film until cliffhanger and Demolition man in 1993.
@@angrytheclown801 Is it the porno because a lot of people have seen his penis
I feel so robbed; I would have loved to see his take on “Tommy.”
Dude, same. I'm prepared to fight everyone who voted for anything other than Tommy.
I guess The Snob just...didn't hear you.
but Tommy is good. The cast is a Who's Who (get it) parade of 70's stars and Elton john got to keep the shoes! plus ken russell's directing combined with whoever the editor was is brilliant.
To make up for this I now demand that now not only does Snob to do Tommy, he now has to do Lisztomania too. The punishment should fit the crime.
I’ve always known this was a bad movie, but loved it for what it is and it is enjoyable as hell. Stallone should be proud of how funny he is in it. And Dolly Parton is a gem.
I'm certain that Stallone would've had a better time during Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! if he was acting opposite Dolly Parton's breasts.
If SNL had some balls, they'd make a short with Stallone's Rhinestone character and what he's doing NOW. xD
"looking back you'd think we trying to see how fast we could kill our careers" - Sylvester Stallone.
I don't care how bad it is, I fucking love this movie! 🤣🤣🤣
So... The plot of this is basically country-western Trading Places.
I was thinking "She's All That"
Well, except that two people don't trade places with each other.
TIL Rhinestone is worth watching for Dolly's outfits alone. I'm getting my entire life looking at her! 😍♥
Theadora Van Runkle's gowns for Miss Dolly Parton were dazzling. In fact this was their was second and final collaboration in a big-budget film
for Disney.
Its to bad that the song 9 to 5 came out before this feature, considering the lyrics it would be fair to assume she sings about her experience in trying to teach Stallone to sing. Thanks for antoher great musical march in september Snob.
*too
Jesus Christ Dolly has a legit mean looking haymaker xD
8:24 Richard Masur AND Fred Grandy AND Stallone and the guy in the middle is a character actor too , what a cast indeed.
Dolly Parton is a national treasure
No wonder Mike Post stayed in TV after this. My main memory of watching this with my Dad is of him going "Good grief" at Dolly's chest. He preferred Stallone's performance by the way.
This was his next to last project as an arranger and conductor before he rebound himself as an TV composer on "Law & Order" and its
spin-off, "Special Victims Unit" on NBC.
I am so pleased to be an early comment! I missed seeing your notifications Snob! Glad you are back and had whatever YT algorithm hex you were under lifted! I missed you Snob!
"How could he survive Rhinestone?! HE AIN'T HUMAN I TELL YA!!"
@0:41 R.I.P. Norm McDonald.
I've never been a country music fan, but Dolly Parton is an absolute GEM.
So, Bob Clark, those jokes, guess this is what Porky's would have been like if it was PG. 😉😂🤣
And fewer pubes
I'm SOOOOO glad that a bunch of under 20 year olds didn't ruin the selection by voting for that High School Musical spinoff. That would have been a dull video.
Budweiser you've created a monster and they call him *DRINKENSTEIN*
Proud to say not only have I not seen this movie but I forgot it exists.
I was 8 years old when this came out and my whole family watched it opening weekend. All I remember from that time was that I thought Sly Stallone was literally everywhere and that it was cute to see Dolly Parton in a movie as I hadn't yet seen "9 to 5". Seems to me the audience in my little Eastern KY town liked the movie quite a bit. Great video!
Ahh the video store. Those were the days going to the video store on Friday night to pick out some great movies for the weekend!! But seriously I love Dolly. She’s always been good in movies I’ve seen. Sly is just Sly - entertaining most of the time lol
Watched Rhinestone after this review, and have to say I agree that there is definitely a charm to this film. 75% of that is down to Dolly Parton, as she is just so awesome! Stallone for his part does give it his all so fair play to him!
I just listened to Drinkenstein and Stallone sounded like Glenn Danzig if he became a country singer. I can see him being an Elvis impersonator, but a Frank Stallone he is not.
Speaking of Danzig, did he release his album of covers of Elvis Presley songs yet?
@@louisduarte8763 Yep, April of last year.
Well, Danzig did cover Elvis' '"Trouble" and Johnny Cash covered Danzig's "Thirteen".
Movies like this you can work out the whole thing as soon as you see the first 10 minutes, so they better work HARD with the star chemistry.
Speaking of cowboys and bad guys getting punched in the face while the protagonists are arguing, has Bred ever reviewed a Bud Spencer and Terence Hill movie?
Dolly's opening singing immediately brought to mind the Hamster Dance website.
This is a Lifetime or Disney Channel plot.
The signs are there, hopefully a D.C. Cab review someday?
I love 80s movies.
Thanks Brad, because of your passion I'm discovering so many strange but fun movies. 👍
Okay but who else wants to see the "dark" version of this?
Thank you to The Snob for summing up and explaining this mysterious "Guilty Pleasure" hold this movie has held on me. It's a bad movie, but a bad movie where everyone looks like they're having fun. Stallone also apparently cited Dolly as one of his favorite co-stars to have worked with.
He also later joked that it was the movies where he had a great time filming that ended up being his worst movies (Rhinestone, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot.)
By comparison, movies like the Rocky series, where he often ended up in the hospital with many injuries, were often his best films.
Tommy in a distant 3rd! Well, there's always next Musical March in September
With two small Norm cameos. What a humble tribute. Only for the ones who know. Such a Cinema Snob thing to do
I have one question about Dolly Parton I think is one the minds of every person who's heard of her: are those things real?
follow-up question: are they spectacular?
@@pentelegomenon1175 I think they’re both real and spectacular
Speaking of son in law that would be a great review
I wouldn’t normally watch a review of this movie… but since it’s The Snob, I will.
BEST COMEDY EVER. pretty much.
Maybe this wouldn't be too enjoyable in theaters, but it would have been a great rental.
Dolly should've been in more films and Stallone should've picked better comedies.
When "Rhinestone" released in theaters during the 1984-1985 fall season for Disney on June 29, 1984, it had some terrible reviews but the film's
soundtrack on the Sony Nashville label was very successful, including the Grammy nominated ballad "Tennessee Homesick Blues" was performed by Miss Dolly Parton. She also have three more films to work before rebound herself as a Grammy winning singer/songwriter with
different genres: country, pop, rock, gospel and opera. Her production company was Sandollar whose first film was "Audrey Rose" (UA, November 1977). Sandollar went on to develop, finance and produce numerous projects for various studios and indies worldwide.
When you referenced My Fair Lady, I imagined Silvester Stallone as Higgins and almost died laughing. I would pay good money to see that version!
And Mike Hodges as director? Of Pulp or Get Carter fame? Like wow, that could have been amazing!
What?!
RIP Norm Macdonald aka Turd Ferguson.
I enjoyed this way too much .
Dolly Parton is a National Treasure!!! 😊❤️👍
I Can't Believe It's Move Over Butter
I've seen about almost all the movies with Dolly Parton from 9 to 5 to Rhinestone to The Best Little WhoreHouse in Texas and Steel Magnolias and I know she did other movies but the ones I mentioned were ones I saw with her.
So does Joyful Noise.
8:15 Richard Masur (It and The Thing) and Fred Grandy (The Love Boat).
Both actors were in this 1974 ad.
Awsome episode. My favorite of this year's Musical March in September. 👏 👏
I once listened to Country Music backwards and.........
I got my wife back
I got my dog back
I got my house back
I got my job back.
I'm here all week peeps.
I have always loved this movie, so much fun and it just puts a smile on your face. He's not a singer and never will be and that's the point. He just has to survive one night. It's a fun movie!
How dare I think that musical March in September was over…
I'm proud to have been part of the 3% to vote for "A Chorus Line". That movie is a despicable abomination.
Everytime I see Ron Liberman, I keep thinking he's gonna say SAY IT AGAIN like he did a bunch of times in Mad Magazine Presents UP The Academy...a movie Liberman had his name taken off of...and a movie I'd love to see the Snob review!!!
There's a home recorded Betamax copy of this on ebay right now.
This video was worth it for the salsa joke. “NEW YORK CITY?”
this movie was always such delightful fun to watch. I enjoyed it really!
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas was better, but Rhinestone isn't a terrible watch.
Loved it too! Sure it's campy and cheesy, but it was friggin' hilarious! And I actually thought Stallone and Parton had really good chemistry. Just keep in mind that it's not meant to be taken seriously--it's really not THAT bad.
I'd love to see the Cinema snob do a movie review like this for Sylvester Stallone's other movie "Cobra".
Like Paint Your Wagon this movie was constantly quoted in my family.
Good morning, Brad, you're looking clean-shaven and definitely sharp because I love that look. So why do you the commentary on Disney's "Rhinestone"
on Cinema Snob when I can listen to all the dialogue, effects and music?
So this is a remake of *My Fair Pygmalion*
But when are we going to get *Pygmalion in Space* (or *Pygmalion: Resurrection)?*
I’ve been waiting for this for over 3 or 4 years. It’s about time Snob!
My parents liked the film. Maybe I can find their old VHS.
Looks like the actors had fun
Ohhhh snap! Another Cinema Snob film review!
Oh yes, oh yes...oh yes. I have been waiting for this, I knew it would happen eventually. Sly's outfits in this look so much like they were designed for an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical.
I may not be into country music, but I would definitely love to go to these concerts 😆
Yes! FINALLY!
Stallone does have a hidden charisma when he's not playing a sociopath that grew up snacking on lead paint like in cobra or the Rambo sequels. I actually thought stop or my mom will shoot was a decent comedy bc I would totally be the estelle Getty character if I was born in the same era.
I actually own every Stallone film from his filmography.
Including his porno? 😄
Maybe one of the reviews for this Halloween can be Freaked
Stephen King's Sleepwalkers would make a wonderful topic for a video.
I concur. I love Doug’s review.
@@TheRealNormanBates I prefer the First Viewing myself.
Gotta admit, I'm disappointed that "The Wiz" didn't win. Oh well maybe next year?
Thanks for throwing in that Norm joke!