Love how you had like three drinks from it. I was sure you would of gone nah this isn’t right but no you just had at it. Then scored it. 😂 Amazing. Proper instructions are under the label dude. I had a few attempts at brewing but never had much luck. I did make a cider from apple juice once that was mental strong. We called it gutrott 🙃 Keep up the good work!
I enjoyed this more than I should have done, sorry to laugh at your misfortune. I really enjoy your normal content but I think it's time you redeemed yourself on this one. Do a bit of research, buy the right equipment and try again with this. 2 weeks fermenting (probably less in this heat) 3 months or so maturing, it'll be ready by December. You could get a couple of videos out of it brewing and tasting. I'll be happy to help if you've any questions Keep the other videos coming. Good luck to you
Lmao! You did absolutely nothing right. Maybe try brewing an Irish Red next time and leave the stout brewing up to Guinness. The next time I'm in Ireland, I can show you how to brew. Love the content, and you were the inspiration for me to visit Dublin last year.
Father in law used to make home brew, kept them in big plastic bottles in the hot press to ferment for a few weeks. Some times some would explode. Rocket fuel..
@@daraghcurran You bought a top up package to the kit. Coopers are an Australian company that sell kits and these packages are to use the the pre-existing kit (which will come with instructions)
Research? Bollocks! You might have found instructions on the back of the label, though. But then you'd have had to take it off of the tin. I will say this, though, ever since I've been binge-watching your reviews, I've developed a thirst for the black stuff that I can't ignore, which is saying something as I did all of mine back in the eighties - Beamish and Murphy's included. If I fancied something drier and a bit more 'biscuity', I'd seek out some Murphy's, if I wanted something that didn't need a knife and fork to get it down, Beamish was it. All of this was in London and all three were easily available, close to where I worked.
As the light bulb dude said 'you didn't fail to make it, you discovered a way not to make it' or something like that. Better luck next time. Maybe some of the experts in the comments could help u out.
I make my own alcohol so watching you take that first drink gave me a bad taste in my mouth. I can imagine it tasted a little yeasty. 🤮 I think the fact you didn't do any research and had no idea what you were doing made it more fun to watch though. 🤣
Entertaining , fair play . Buy yourself a brewing kit and watch some brewing videos. I made some home brewing if you invest the time and make it right the stout or beer is good and plus its cheap 🤪
mmmmmmmmmmm your comparing apples with cucumbers. You need to look into all-grain stout and you need some more practice. Ill show you how to make a perfect stout, which kinda taste like a guinness.
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This should be a series! You could even have professional brewers react to your stouts and give you pointers for the next episode
No fermentation,so basically alcohol free Bovril
As an avid home brewer, this is one of the best things I've seen. I'm cracking up! Comedy gold
Hey Guinness Guru, would you give this another try? Cheers
Jesus, the big red "PEEL HERE" tab and the red "IMPORTANT: READ INSTRUCTIONS" 1:55
Fucking hell the entertainment value of this absolutely hilarious 😂😂
Holy shit! This made me crack up so much. When he tries it... after twenty minutes... 🤣😂🤣😂
Fair play to this guy making a living out of this when he's got basically zero knowledge of beer.
Love how you had like three drinks from it. I was sure you would of gone nah this isn’t right but no you just had at it. Then scored it. 😂
Amazing. Proper instructions are under the label dude. I had a few attempts at brewing but never had much luck. I did make a cider from apple juice once that was mental strong. We called it gutrott 🙃
Keep up the good work!
How did you make the cider?
literally my eyes are leaking. this made my day.
thanks for this.
this is comedy gold. It's like a comedy sketch
Jaysus, mate, you've hit the old rock bottom now! Need to break this quarantine Stat before you're committed! 😂
Literally just making vids now to pass the time....
Holy shit man that’s not how ya make it. It has too be settled for 2 weeks at least. Fair fucks for trying it fair play
ah 2 weeks/2 minutes same thing
@@daraghcurran ha ha noooooo
I enjoyed this more than I should have done, sorry to laugh at your misfortune. I really enjoy your normal content but I think it's time you redeemed yourself on this one. Do a bit of research, buy the right equipment and try again with this. 2 weeks fermenting (probably less in this heat) 3 months or so maturing, it'll be ready by December. You could get a couple of videos out of it brewing and tasting. I'll be happy to help if you've any questions
Keep the other videos coming. Good luck to you
Your meant to brew it bro, you made it like it was orange squash lmao
Lmao! You did absolutely nothing right. Maybe try brewing an Irish Red next time and leave the stout brewing up to Guinness. The next time I'm in Ireland, I can show you how to brew. Love the content, and you were the inspiration for me to visit Dublin last year.
Sprinkles yeast on his tub full of shit like it's a seasoning packet. This is absolutely amazing.
Father in law used to make home brew, kept them in big plastic bottles in the hot press to ferment for a few weeks. Some times some would explode. Rocket fuel..
Loving the lockdown videos Guru! Comedy gold 😁
Hope it’s not too long before we’re back to sipping the Real black stuff 🍀
As a homebrewer I was eagerly awaiting you looking at the instructions 😂
Close your eyes at 2:25 and listen
I listened all the way till it smells like ass and not the good kind 🤣
You didn't do a two part pour. Other than that you nailed it.
no beer is ready to drink within a day. It's gotta ferment and either kegged or botttled. Minimum of like 2 weeks time lol. Wtf kind of kit is this.
It shouldn't be called a 'kit' if it doesn't have any of the shit you need to make it!
@@daraghcurran You bought a top up package to the kit. Coopers are an Australian company that sell kits and these packages are to use the the pre-existing kit (which will come with instructions)
how does a guru not know how to make beer LUL
You're basically drinking wort! Entertaining though!
Research?
Bollocks!
You might have found instructions on the back of the label, though.
But then you'd have had to take it off of the tin.
I will say this, though, ever since I've been binge-watching your reviews, I've developed a thirst for the black stuff that I can't ignore, which is saying something as I did all of mine back in the eighties - Beamish and Murphy's included.
If I fancied something drier and a bit more 'biscuity', I'd seek out some Murphy's, if I wanted something that didn't need a knife and fork to get it down, Beamish was it.
All of this was in London and all three were easily available, close to where I worked.
lmao. This is hilarious. Thank you.
Why is your tap water yellow?
Fekkin' hilarious man! LOL
Hilarious video 😂🙏🙏
This is amazing content
Just chill it right down and force Nitro through it, you'll be fine!
Works for Guinness 😉
You didn’t actually brew it
pretty much Vegemite and water. Well done
Have you not got to let it sit covered to brew for a week or 2 🤔
As the light bulb dude said 'you didn't fail to make it, you discovered a way not to make it' or something like that. Better luck next time. Maybe some of the experts in the comments could help u out.
Hahahaha 😂, where did you buy that, Kazakhstan?
It actually came from an Irish company believe it or not
An Irish company with Kazakhstan heritage 😂😂
If the rest of the video alone didn't make me howl like a mad fucking pig the line "0,6 out of 10, lads" is enough to send me into a laughing fit
Awh shtoppp man I feckin died 👌
Fuckin sue the company kit me hole 😂
The one single thing you did right was turn on the camera. The thing you did wrong was you skipped fermentation. Love the videos though 👍
Fuck I done some laughing at this.
Yeah I'm pretty sure youd have to leave it for at least 4 weeks in an air tight bucket.
I thought you know what you were doing dude.
If your ever in Scotland , zap me and will make a stout in my shed 😂
A bucket? No. You need the gear and properly clean it before hand. Funny to watch but that was never going to work.
🤣🤣this is ridiculous!
Why didn't you ferment it
I wonder if you put it through a tap with nitrogen/co2 it would actually be decent?
Don’t you think he needs to let it ferment first at least?
U should go to Graham lowler's bar ( youtube)and try his homebrew guinness and see how close it is to the real thing
I would love to see that.... watching Graham got me in making my own stout. If you do it the right way it's a good as a pub pint.....
I make my own alcohol so watching you take that first drink gave me a bad taste in my mouth. I can imagine it tasted a little yeasty. 🤮 I think the fact you didn't do any research and had no idea what you were doing made it more fun to watch though. 🤣
U never brewed it 🤣
Isn’t that a fifty pint tin of wort? That ain’t a fifty pint bucket.
Entertaining , fair play . Buy yourself a brewing kit and watch some brewing videos. I made some home brewing if you invest the time and make it right the stout or beer is good and plus its cheap 🤪
should have put it in the jewelry cleaner tomake a head
mmmmmmmmmmm your comparing apples with cucumbers. You need to look into all-grain stout and you need some more practice. Ill show you how to make a perfect stout, which kinda taste like a guinness.
Drinkn tar from a bucket 😂 fair play for drinkn it ..I'm sure there is better kits out there not that it was even a kit they gave ya 😂
yeah kit me hole
Would you not have done a bit of research into brewing online and giving it a proper bash.
ah maybe down the line
Anyone can do a proper review hahahaha