Why one of the viewers? If every viewer of this video invested a few bucks into the endeavor, we could do it. Then we'd all be a few million dollars richer. Who am I kidding? Nobody wants to make millions of dollars.
For anyone wondering, the Ryugu sample collection by Hayabusu2 was successful. It touched down on the 4th, collected a number of samples, and then tossed them at the earth, where they landed in Australia before being collected.
Step 1 (optional): be a billionaire Step 2: wait for an astroid to fall and non of the feds knows abt it (so they don’t take it) Step 3: mining time! Step 4: profit
Shipping stuff back to earth is not that expensive. You just adjust the orbit and use the atmosphere to slow the craft down. Shipping something from the asteroid belt back to earth costs barely anything. Depends on how fast you want it to get here of course. If you want it to get here quickly it will be expensive. But if you just use fuel conserving manuvers you'll barely need any since there is no gravity to fight against.
"This would greatly reduce the price of most electronic devices we use" Apple: Fuck that, market our phones that they contain "space platinum" and use that to double the price
@@sheep8996 you still won't be able to. It literally costs apple and samsung to make their latest flagships for 350$ or something. And yet they still sell it to us for $1500 lmao
How the vid could have went: Step 1: pour water on the floor in a store Step 2: run on the puddle and yell “OW THERES A WET FLOOR AND NO SIGN,”??? step 3: get paidddddd
people don't understand that the value of the product depends upon the how rare it is edit : i wanted to say that the cost of diamond will be in pennies if we have large amount of it
News reporter: "So how did you become a trillionaire?" Me: "I gotta give some credit to RealLifeLore's video they made back in 2018. It gave me the idea"
construction materials = nothing - nice logic, its not like its not needed for ya know civilization and cities and any urbanized area. corporations try to make profit yes you know thats why business do not go bankrupt/exist.
RLL: "How to Become Humanity's First Trillionaire" Chris Reynolds, the man who had $92 quadrillion in his account from a software error: "Am I a joke to you?"
But the pirates would need their own rockets to attack the miners in space which is really expensive. More likely, the pirates would steal the resources once the resources land on earth.
Im actually excited. Not for the decreased cost of stuff made from the materials. But the spaceships that will do and mine then. And this could unlock a new door of exploration.
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Quattuordecillion Tredecillionaire Duodecillionaire Undecillionaire Which you need to be a Nillionaire you have to be an Octillionaire, to be that you have to be a Septillionaire which you have to be a Sextillionaire which you have to be a Quintillionaire which you have to be a Quadrillionaire which you have to be a Trillionaire which you have to be a Millionaire which you have to be a Thousandaire Which you have to be a Hundredaire *STOP THIS NOW, NOTHING IS LEFT FOR OVERS *
Imagine if we all worked together and ended up getting couple of these for the purpose of everyone's happiness and not just 1 person's.... Damn...Let's get back to reality.
The economy will get bigger and gold will naturally go back to being expensive again over time. The ratio of gold to other resources in the universe as a whole is virtually identical to it on earth.
Yeah I'm actually writing a book where this comes into play haha. The best part of history in the near future is humanity expanding into the Solar System
Rebecca Wang well Jupiter doesn’t block all the asteroids since it’s big planet we have lower chance to get his if Jupiter wasn’t there our hit asteroids will be increased and not all asteroids get block by Jupiter so yehhh..
Electro combustion engines, made with graphite for low energy use and low weight. This could latch onto asteroids, and mine them with lasers that are powered by the insanely strong sun rays. Sure, probably would take years to mine one asteroid, but you could make several thousands of these, which would be about the size of a big Drone.
Naaa when I’m older asteroids will be closer so start a buisness get investors and it could work trust me get one worth like 1 billion those investors will bring more investors there ya go money galore
Bubble Double Not at all. This would actually require alot of hard work. Just think about it. Locating an asteroid, building and sending a rocket/drone (since it will have to be controlled and not just launched) that attaches itself to it and puts it into a specific orbit, build another robot/drill that does the mining and then sends it back to Earth
Reminds me of a story from a Swedish Container Ship captain I heard secondhand through an old friend: he was counting this huge stack of money from a delivery of shipping containers to a port, and he explained to my friend, "and once I'm done paying the crew, paying the port fees, paying the taxes and duties, paying insurers, paying for maintenance, and paying for fuel to the next port, I won't have enough left over to feed a pig for a day..."
I think we should invent a law that basically goes as “the larger the asteroid the farther it orbits from earth” to prevent humanity from accidentally ending itself
Me to millionares: Wanna know a funny prank? Millionares: Ok sure Me: *Introduces all the platinum on a platinum rich asteroid at once* *Stock market crashes* Millionares: NOOOOOOOOOOO
But he doesn't own a SpaceX competitor. Just because you're an astronomy geek doesn't mean you are going to pursue a business in that market. I can enjoy video games without being a game developer.
WasteOfOxygen and Arish Isa you wouldn’t have to pay back the loan if it was a business loan without a personal guarantee and you could just declare bankruptcy
Or a better answer would be "We believe that there is mass destruction weapons on the asteroid and therefore we must mine it" "God bless barbaristic America"
fatboyRAY24 just invest stock in an asteroid mining company right now weather its 100 Dollars or a thousand bucks you will reap the benefits in the future
fatboyRAY24 I don’t know if you are being sarcastic but there is one called planetary resources and another called deep space industries just look up asteroid mining company
Rohan Patel No, sorry, I wasn't being sarcastic. I Just wanted to ask you and cut straight to it. Thanks for the response, will be doing more research.
Please. Just because the number is large doesn't mean the money is worth as much. 1100 Korean won sounds like a lot of money, but is the equivalent of 1 US dollar. I settle my case
How to become the first trillionair: inflation. The US just needs to do what Zimbabwe did and print our way out of debt. We'll all be poor as dirt, but we'll be trillionairs lol.
*in an interview with the worlds richest man*
how did you get to this wealth?
oh easy, i just watched a youtube tutorial
How did you learn how to be s brain surgeon?
_a TH-cam tutorial_
hendy loool
hendy Lmafo
LOL
Your picture
All I need is for one of these asteroids to softly land in my backyard.
Lmfao this comment is underrated
Yeah “softly”
Avenant Kerbi Abela r/whooosh
@@erridkforname even heard of a *joke*
@@erridkforname r/whooosh
*To become a trillionare,you gotta first become a billionare to go to space.*
Or you could go into A.I. instead:)
Pretty much
Or you convince investors to give you enough money. People don't do these things alone and/or out of their own pockets.
Oszkár Józsa oh I'm sure that's possible for the average Joe.
Why one of the viewers? If every viewer of this video invested a few bucks into the endeavor, we could do it. Then we'd all be a few million dollars richer.
Who am I kidding? Nobody wants to make millions of dollars.
This sounds like something people would have wars over of.
Why? Asteroid mining is the opposite of wars as resources would be plentiful
@@piotrziemniak7496 money duh people will do anything for money
why? Its not like there is only 1 asteroid there to fight over, there are billions
@@piotrziemniak7496 not every astroid has as much valuable resources as another or isnt as big and as easy to mine
@@piotrziemniak7496 say that to us who destroys cities for oil
“So guys I did some mining off camera”
Lol
_”And i mined an asteroid irl”_
*lands on cold space rock*
@@khalidzamir3988 where's the joke?
:ladder: Ef con:& *^^dirt :s; place ¨'¨ 3d soen :pa 23h esv:h
This should be retitled as "How a multi-billionaire can become a trillionaire".
True, ikr
Get a loan from bank for 10 billion dollars lmfaooo
Bet
hirise farah are you insane.Where in the hell will you get that kinda money considering collateral and even credit could get that.
Would you like some Suga in that Tae?
I was joking bruh relax
Did this method get patched yet?
Big Smoke lol
Yeah, they just removed the asteroids in general last week
Jeremy Green Damn, they were great PvP zones. Any idea when they'll be returning?
Kofi Gallagher l think they are gonna be in the DLC
Jeremy Green which dlc? Next month or Julys dlc
How to become the world's first trillionaire:
Step one: get rich
Damn, u guys helped alot! Now im rich because im rich
@@thetruesaico ooh wow! Great job
@@thetruesaico congrate sir good to know that... ikr this tips has help a lot of people especially me bro thanks for the tips
Hm yes, the floor here is made out of floor
Step two: spend money
Step three: be homeless
And there you go how to be the richest homeless person in the world
For anyone wondering, the Ryugu sample collection by Hayabusu2 was successful. It touched down on the 4th, collected a number of samples, and then tossed them at the earth, where they landed in Australia before being collected.
THANK YOU
This comment should be at the top.
thanks
@@wargamulaya-816 yes
@Panama Sunrise a sample is a very small amount wouldn’t be useful
TRILLIONAIRE by astroids!? Brb lemme get my ladder
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Lintio best comment 😂🤣
Underrated comment
Lmao I'm so dead, dude you can become one right now with ladders xdd
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Step 1 (optional): be a billionaire
Step 2: wait for an astroid to fall and non of the feds knows abt it (so they don’t take it)
Step 3: mining time!
Step 4: profit
Step 3 get some slaves
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: *an asteroid miner*
Platinum ore, 1 ton
Price:200 dollars
Shipping: 700000000 dollars
But with AmazonSpace they will manage to lower that price hahaha...
Lolololololololololololololololol
Aleks Pavlovic hahahahahahagah thats funny
Shipping stuff back to earth is not that expensive. You just adjust the orbit and use the atmosphere to slow the craft down. Shipping something from the asteroid belt back to earth costs barely anything. Depends on how fast you want it to get here of course. If you want it to get here quickly it will be expensive. But if you just use fuel conserving manuvers you'll barely need any since there is no gravity to fight against.
Pocketenderman [SGCS] and fuel costs
I mean just get some Zimbabwe dollars, those are literally in the trillions.
Yeah but if you want them in a US dollar form, you will get around 2 dollars only. Please don't wooosh me
Josef Drapak I won’t but I do have reddit,
Josef Drapak r/woooosh
@@nspreacts you madlad
@@nspreacts r/madlads
Title: How to Become Humanity's First Trillionaire
RealLifeLore: Not a trillionaire
Everyone:
So, update on that Astroid in a few days? :)
pog
Its already back on earth you can read about it in the news
Maybe.
Top comment with 40 likes etf
2 years ago.......
if i become the world's first trillionaire, I'm gonna buy a hamburger
*ok amercian*
Like not even an expensive one. Just a regular 1$ McDonalds burger
Tbh I would buy a cheeseburger
@@theone9860 *cheemsburger*
Get me a hotdog and choccy milk and get ur self cofre
Jeff Bezos: *becomes richest person*
Elon: *laughs in SpaceX*
Jeff bezos also have a space company. Both of them are at race to space
@@nikeren7786 bruh I thought that amazon made him rich🤦🏻♂️
@@remaks3929 he won the lottery and then he made amazon and then got rich and made blue origin the space company
@@Akka5000 who tf said that, he never won a lotter tf , it is his hard work and ik u cant believe it LMFAO
This aged well
"This would greatly reduce the price of most electronic devices we use"
Apple: Fuck that, market our phones that they contain "space platinum" and use that to double the price
'The Price of Phones will go down'
Laughs in Apple
It stills cost apple and samsung like 350$ to make their latest smartphones
Yessssss i can buy a new phone now
@@sheep8996 you still won't be able to. It literally costs apple and samsung to make their latest flagships for 350$ or something. And yet they still sell it to us for $1500 lmao
Now with a microchip shortage no one is making cheap phones.
@@CarFreeSegnitz sure there are cheap phones
How the vid could have went:
Step 1: pour water on the floor in a store
Step 2: run on the puddle and yell “OW THERES A WET FLOOR AND NO SIGN,”???
step 3: get paidddddd
Did u got this from goodmen
Smooth_panda23 * get *
@Smooth_panda23 yup
You are crazy.
I would like 1,000,000 dollars along with a state case, with extra evidence tampering.
*Step one: become a billionaire*
Become a millionaire *****
Have one dollar ************
Have one cent***********************
@@ooforange1st881 be alive ******************************************************
@@xitzvinii be a reincarnated
people don't understand that the value of the product depends upon the how rare it is
edit : i wanted to say that the cost of diamond will be in pennies if we have large amount of it
Yeah unless you control the market diamonds aren't even that rare theyre just controlled to the point that their valued
diamonds are not rare at all. They are just a heavily controlled market.
News reporter: "So how did you become a trillionaire?"
Me: "I gotta give some credit to RealLifeLore's video they made back in 2018. It gave me the idea"
"Theres still the problem of how to actually mine asteroids,"
Me: **Grabs diamond pickaxe**
Efficiency V Fortune lll and mending
Hockey Freak and a haste ii beacon
@@GaxiDX lol
Don’t mine straight down, you may fall into the void
@@nicofelice05 And also don't forget to have unbreaking III with a haste II beacon
the first trillionaire is going to be the creator of despacito 2
His name is despasito spider he is going to be the first trillionare
Lol
Yaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss
@@frosty1865 his name is pewdiepie
Flying kitty
RealLifeLore: 'I guide others to a treasure i cannot possess'
Th entire asteroid belt could theoretically be able to purchase TWO WHOLE STUDENT TEXT BOOKS
An Air Conditioner holy shit.
Oh damn...
Bitch I wanna be the one selling those textbooks
Holy shit im gonna get one
An Air Conditioner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
_This just suppressed my anxiety of humans running out of construction materials._
*I sincerely THANK YOU!*
Muhammad Mirsab Same
construction materials = nothing - nice logic, its not like its not needed for ya know civilization and cities and any urbanized area. corporations try to make profit yes you know thats why business do not go bankrupt/exist.
Now all we need is fusion power to meet our energy needs.
big mike we could find a way to use leftovers as energy
+christopher phillips so are food and oxygen but okay
RLL: "How to Become Humanity's First Trillionaire"
Chris Reynolds, the man who had $92 quadrillion in his account from a software error: "Am I a joke to you?"
He wasnt the first trillionare,he was the first quadrillionaire
@Oliver.T huh?
@Oliver T. How the heck is that a wooosh
@@ajjaja892 ikr
@@ajjaja892 how is it not
3:09 wow, we've really made a lot of progress on this in the last 5 years
I have a feeling when we start getting more generally into space mining there’s gonna be pirates willing to attack miners
But the pirates would need their own rockets to attack the miners in space which is really expensive. More likely, the pirates would steal the resources once the resources land on earth.
Daniel Wong r/whooooooosh
Kyle Kelly YT how is that whoooosh
Cuz it's a joke
Kyle Kelly YT whatif thats actually gonna happen?
Phineas and Ferb:
"Ferb, In know what we're gonna do today"
I think they're already trillionares, how else would they get their construction resource?
@@arty217 you got a point there
@@arty217 cartoon logic
Isabella:
"hey phineas whatcha doing?"
Phineas:
"im gonna do some astroid mining"
lol
can’t even afford a chicken nugget
viet phan joke?
Zeus Flores nice joke haha so funny
lel
lol
Zeus Flores r/wooooosh
Im actually excited. Not for the decreased cost of stuff made from the materials. But the spaceships that will do and mine then. And this could unlock a new door of exploration.
- Omg we got a new asteroid thing!
- What should we call it?
*chucks a calculator down stairs*
This made me LOL.
Fucking dead.
Forget trillionaore, just buy bitconnect tokens you'll be a quadrillionaire.
Justin Y. omg you again... seriously?
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So basically in order to be a trillionaire
You got to be a billionaire
Jesse Ayala to be a billionaire you have to be a millionaire
blacksnouts To be a millionaire, you got be poorish (not that poor)
I guess i'm the right for being a trillionaire!!
XKALIBER RAJ you aren’t a billionaire be quiet
Quattuordecillion
Tredecillionaire
Duodecillionaire
Undecillionaire
Which you need to be a Nillionaire
you have to be an Octillionaire,
to be that you have to be a Septillionaire
which you have to be a Sextillionaire
which you have to be a Quintillionaire
which you have to be a Quadrillionaire
which you have to be a Trillionaire
which you have to be a Millionaire
which you have to be a Thousandaire
Which you have to be a Hundredaire
*STOP THIS NOW, NOTHING IS LEFT FOR OVERS *
Imagine if we all worked together and ended up getting couple of these for the purpose of everyone's happiness and not just 1 person's.... Damn...Let's get back to reality.
the closest I’ve ever got to space is looking at the moon.
The closest I got was the sun
I once stood on a really tall thing and looked at the moon
The highest i got when i was close to the “near space”
Cosmo I once did that then jumped
@@rowangallagher8605 no way, I'll have to try that some time
So basically mine your own business. Okay gotcha RealLifeLore.
More like Real Life Ore
+Tyrell Suraiya Lol thanks, mate.
+Lucas Faria Lmao dude
PUN!!!!!!
Lucas Faria so bad it’s good
How to be a trillionaire:
1. Have just 10 dollars
2. Go to Zimbabwe
Who needs those spaceships???
lmfao- omg
ez
I Don't Get It ._.
@@lukeland6741 try it,
Hyperinflation Of their money is what he/she is talking about
“Scheduled for December 2020” idk why I still find things like that hilarious
There is already one trillionare
Black panther in wakanda
WAKANDA FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!
*Wakanda... FOREVAAAH!!*
He only has like 200 billion k dollars google it
@@user-rt4og9ci2o, it s a joke -_-
lol
*takes notes*
Is that a picture of a carrot or beehive?
The Science Biome exactly
The Science Biome is
me too
Lol
$1M asteroid vs $1B asteroid
Jün André next on buzzfeed
lmao
Worth it
Lol
How to become rich : write down all the name in death note who is richer than you
No no, the first trillionaire will be a meme poster
Hammad Ali @ mr.strange8000 follow me on instagram for my best work on photography please support
Ayush Chauhan no
Elon must shit posts allot so we good
JointedSpagel e l o n g a t e d m u s k r a t
Hammad Ali stfu
*NASA WORKERS HATE HIM!*
Super Sophisticated his name is Elon Musk
BTK is there something wrong with me having videos??
Can I get 2,000 subs with no videos Elon musk made spacex not nasa
similar to porn ads
(25 years in the future) ah yes gold I remember when that was valuable
well it still would be worth a lot if this was attempted with todays technology
The economy will get bigger and gold will naturally go back to being expensive again over time. The ratio of gold to other resources in the universe as a whole is virtually identical to it on earth.
the population would have to massively increase
Codename Turtle xd
improved bangers and mash lol
December 29th is my birthday! That means I was destined for this!
4:04 *that's look like my pencil when I was 4 years old*
404 error and it kinda does look like a pencil.
English??
@Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated he missed one s and ya'll like, *your grammar is TERIBLE* chill you are so annoying 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😑
@Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated STILL an extremely small mistake. Yeah the grammar sucks in that sentence but why be so rude about it???
@Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated that is a very rude word! My gosh
The thumbnail looks like a poorly rolled joint lol
Thanks Kanye, very cool!
It’s actually a asteroid called Oumuamua
That's exactly what I was sayin I I was like hol up u gotta be a drug dealer to become a trillionare😂
@@mattminon4129 r/woosh
Kanye East 😂
Me: We’ve got to mine asteroids.
United States:
Me: They got oil in it.
United States: O_O
Gɪʟɢᴀᴍᴇsʜ they don’t tho is that the joke tho
Gɪʟɢᴀᴍᴇsʜ haha true
Yeah I'm actually writing a book where this comes into play haha. The best part of history in the near future is humanity expanding into the Solar System
If that were true were arnt alone O.O
=
Remember, no asteroid.
1:35 That's exactly what i was thinking
Asteroid : You earthlings want me so much here have me!
Earth : Wait.... WHAT?!
Crashes into Earth
Poptropica Cheats lol
*NANI?!*
the asteroid in the thumbnail would penetrate earth
Rebecca Wang well Jupiter doesn’t block all the asteroids since it’s big planet we have lower chance to get his if Jupiter wasn’t there our hit asteroids will be increased and not all asteroids get block by Jupiter so yehhh..
That is an official “Oh shit” moment
my dumb ass thought it was a blunt
Rejovich I did too that's partially why I clicked
Miguel Ruiz what about it hahah
hey its ight i thought it was too lol
Rejovich sks
your not stupid
>wants to be a trillionaire
>looks up youtube video about how to become one
>actually does it
Thats how mafia works
@@Ruffs lmfao im dying
@@adamlimstrand2640 911!! This man is dying
Dex sort of funny sort of not
Patient: How did you learn all the surgical skills?
Doctor: _From a TH-cam Tutorial_
So the only people that can become trillionares are billionares.
And most people who become billionaire were previously millionaires. I know shocking right :^).
And most people who are millionaires were first thousandaires. I know shocking right :^).
SuperSMT And most people that were thounsandaires were hundredaires^
Don't forget the doll hairs
And most people that were hundredaries were broke^ aka me
"How to become humanity's first trillionaire"
Step 1: be a billionaire
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How to become the first trillionare
Harness America’s debt
This comment goes over 99% of peoples heads.
Nice.
@@haseebkhan2869 not really i get it and i am american
Electro combustion engines, made with graphite for low energy use and low weight. This could latch onto asteroids, and mine them with lasers that are powered by the insanely strong sun rays. Sure, probably would take years to mine one asteroid, but you could make several thousands of these, which would be about the size of a big Drone.
This is just a guide for Elon at this point
Don't give him ideas i need that trillion
Everyone needs it
Naaa when I’m older asteroids will be closer so start a buisness get investors and it could work trust me get one worth like 1 billion those investors will bring more investors there ya go money galore
nah elon already figured out a way to mine em all at once he a quadrillionair- oh wait i shouldnt disclose this information from the future should i..
@@zernox69 he is already doing it :(
Imagine the plan to take the asteroid into earths orbit fails and falls to earth instead.
*Bruh Intensifies*
2020!
2020:
That's why you should use a Lunar orbit instead of an Earth orbit.
just say no, the asteroid will not crash without your concern
2025
This feels like some "Best ways to make money quick in *game name here*"
That octopus looks familiar
+Equuary happy squid from team fortress 4
Hmmm....
Bubble Double Not at all. This would actually require alot of hard work. Just think about it. Locating an asteroid, building and sending a rocket/drone (since it will have to be controlled and not just launched) that attaches itself to it and puts it into a specific orbit, build another robot/drill that does the mining and then sends it back to Earth
Just attach a few mining lasers to a frigate. Pretty noob way to make money though.
1:41 finally I can buy an iphone without losing a kidney...
get rich or die trying 😎
Jayyy Jay 🤣🤣🤘🏾🤘🏾
50cent literally worth 50cent nowadays
Basically life
Thanks for that useful information
Haha nice reference 👌👌😂😂
Me and my friends go to an asteroid
Friend 1: Gold!
Friend 2: Silver!
Me: Rocks!
“I’m adding this one to my collection”
Abdega a fine collection that is
they are not rocks they're minerals
@@falkatv4123 get lost. You're ruining the joke.
ThEsE aRe tHE RaReST Of tHeM aLl iDioT
Reminds me of a story from a Swedish Container Ship captain I heard secondhand through an old friend: he was counting this huge stack of money from a delivery of shipping containers to a port, and he explained to my friend, "and once I'm done paying the crew, paying the port fees, paying the taxes and duties, paying insurers, paying for maintenance, and paying for fuel to the next port, I won't have enough left over to feed a pig for a day..."
I think we should invent a law that basically goes as “the larger the asteroid the farther it orbits from earth” to prevent humanity from accidentally ending itself
How many Corollas can be bought with a trillion?
soooo true
surprisingly not much. only 54,054,054 toyota corollas... lets just say you wont be running out of cars to drive anytime soon.
or maybe you could buy a good percentage of the world's fastest cars :v
Elian Souza I don't think you get the joke.
Perplexity true!
Me to millionares: Wanna know a funny prank?
Millionares: Ok sure
Me: *Introduces all the platinum on a platinum rich asteroid at once*
*Stock market crashes*
Millionares: NOOOOOOOOOOO
🤣
Billionaires: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Trillionaires: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Lol XD 🤣
It’s just a prank bro
The precious metals market and stock market are largely unrelated, aside from mining company stocks and similar ones.
*Bringing back a lot of valuable material from an undiscovered foreign place*
Spain: Hey, I've seen this one before
why Spain?
@@zizoufazo Spain robbed the entire coast of America and colonized parts of it in the 16th to the 17th century
@@zizoufazo Spain extracted gold and silver from its American colonies which caused massive inflation and crashed their economy
I’ll see y’all in 4 years and update you on my progress to hopefully reaching this
So basically Elon musk's gonna be the first trillionaire
Charlie Shin agreed
Charlie Shin Actually it depends since Jeff Bezos is also an astronomy geek
But he doesn't own a SpaceX competitor. Just because you're an astronomy geek doesn't mean you are going to pursue a business in that market. I can enjoy video games without being a game developer.
maybe, but his main focus is to get to mars. If anything Jeff Bezos might do this tho.
Charlie Shin no his Tesla car can’t come back
How to become the first trillionaire... Convince all the banks to give u a trillion dollars saying it's for science...
Brandon Chilvers yeah but then you have to pay back the loan
Brandon Chilvers that just means you’re a trillion in debt
?
WasteOfOxygen and Arish Isa you wouldn’t have to pay back the loan if it was a business loan without a personal guarantee and you could just declare bankruptcy
*MR PRESIDENT, THERES A DANGEROUS ASTEROID HEADING TOWARD EARTH AS WE SPEAK, WHAT SHOULD WE DO!!??*
Donald Trump: we need to MIIIIIIIIINE it.
Spaceforce GOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Trump: And then build a wall around it to keep the aliens out.
Or a better answer would be "We believe that there is mass destruction weapons on the asteroid and therefore we must mine it" "God bless barbaristic America"
Look at that asteroid, it's HUGE !
I imagined what he sounded like with the emphasis on ‘mine’ and I laughed my ass off
Meanwhile Trillionare’s in the Middle East laughing at this video
Somebody send this to Elon Musk
He already knows that
Abhigyan Verma I wanna be rich!
100,000,000 subscribers without any videos Yeah NO videos.
Themasterofmakingvideo’ S yeah he made a couple of videos And he’s Still a beggar
Yo DaD I don’t understand what you mean by beggar, I don’t beg for likes or subs in my videos
Oil and Unclaimed land:
America: 👀
Britain: 👀
like father likr son
China: ಠ◡ಠ
Russia👁👅👁
Elon Musk: *write that down write that down!*
This aged well
@@PatheticTim like wine
aged well
imagine someone has this and theyre just waiting to reveal it until someone else is close to a trillion
This would make a great movie
Aleck Buchanan no it wouldn’t 😂😂
@@YouRnothingg yes it would 😂😂
@@808hippo yesnt
Good idea...
Aleck Buchanan documentary*
Whats up future trillionaires
Jeff LaFlare
Nothing much. We are having another world war because of these resources.
Mom: stop playing videos games Minecraft won’t make money
Asteroid: *Allow me to introduce myself*
What?
@Ivan Šarić it doesn't make any sense
How do you go from Minecraft to asteroids?
Huh
Who cares i got 65+ likes lmfao
RealLifeLore: How to become humanity's dirst trillionaire
Augustus Caesar: am i a joke to you?
Imagine a flat earther gets this job😂
*the solar system is flat*
*ThE uNiVeRsE iS fLaT*
*uR mOM is flAT*
*The flat is flat*
Oh wait I already commented
*Reality and Resoning is flat*
Lmao, I'd have to be a billionaire just to start a damn asteroid mining company.
fatboyRAY24 just invest stock in an asteroid mining company right now weather its 100 Dollars or a thousand bucks you will reap the benefits in the future
Rohan Patel
Wow, that's a good idea. Do you know any public asteroid mining companies, or at least any that need seed money?
fatboyRAY24 I don’t know if you are being sarcastic but there is one called planetary resources and another called deep space industries just look up asteroid mining company
Rohan Patel
No, sorry, I wasn't being sarcastic. I Just wanted to ask you and cut straight to it. Thanks for the response, will be doing more research.
fatboyRAY24 If you acc do that it could blow up like bitcoin
Am I the only one waiting in my backyard for an asteroid to drop...
If one does, it'll probably wipe out humanity
Looool
That Guy nah
Caylee Ayson depans what size the asteriod is but it doesn't matter what size the asteriod is it'll still kill him thanks to the impact
I want to get a rock size asteroid in my backyard and become a millionare
Dude I just love this channel.
RealLifeLore: "i guide others to treasures i cannot posses"
How to afford the iphone X
Or robux
How to pay internet bills?
Mine shit load of asteroids
James Jesus this comment is so underrated 😂😂😂
James Jesus how to get off food stamps
Too late.
All Zimbabweans are Trillionaires already
Uhhh but that's the base definition for Fiat money
zimbabwe is a stupid shit country
Please. Just because the number is large doesn't mean the money is worth as much.
1100 Korean won sounds like a lot of money, but is the equivalent of 1 US dollar.
I settle my case
HM Kim yeah, but only if you base the currency on the American Dollar.
The amount of people who got offended at a stupid joke makes me laugh. The joke made me laugh more though, you lot just ruined it.
just wait 69420 years for inflation to increase prices until a big mac costs $12 mil
Who wants to go to the asteroid belt with me to play some Minecraft?
me
me
Me
Me
You
Million Dollar Idea: Peanut Flavored Peanuts
Peanutbutter on Peanuts?TAKE MY LAMBO 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
GOOD!
I NEED IT EVEN THOUGH ILL PROBABLY DIE EATING THAT
here... have one cent... im broke now :,)
Shut up and take my money!!!!
How about we take a bucket, and paint it green
we'll call it the GreenBucket!
How to become the first trillionair: inflation. The US just needs to do what Zimbabwe did and print our way out of debt. We'll all be poor as dirt, but we'll be trillionairs lol.
This was funnier and smarter than I was expecting it to be. Have a nice day my man !
you too
"The one piece, the one piece is real!"
W 🤣
Cringe
Thanks bro it worked I’m a trillionare
Congrates
Bro hook me up with some vbux my dude
Buy me a best gaming pc with intel 9 9900x and rtx 2080 ti and laptop and all the games in the world and costliest gaming gears XDDDD
Epic gamer 3002 _ funniest comment ever😂🤣🤣🤣
Lol