those glowing five-stars reviews have me putting that book on pedestal and now im scared the hardcore fans would attack me on goodreads -- and i agree with you, people treated that book as if its never been done before what the hell. this type of stuff has been all over wattpad for ages.
@@eugeniaagnesrombelayuk1789 ikr…. It just rubs me the wrong way cause I’ve read romance books by poc authors with 1000 times more talent then her, and they don’t even get close to the same amount of recognition or positive reviews.
Every time I see raving reviews that contain the words "literary masterpiece" for a clearly not well-written book (I'm not saying said book isn't enjoyable, that's subjective), I silently question their critical thinking ability and wonder about how many other books they actually have read in their lifetime. ☕
So many moments in this cracked me up but the delivery of “Two beloved characters fans have been clamouring for. What fans? Whom? WHOMST?” has me SOBBING 😂
The review for the Love hypothesis that Jess didn’t think was real sounded like some publisher who doesn’t know current slang or something wrote a review just to use gen-z buzzwords not realizing they are negative not positive (like gaslighting). 😂 This video was so entertaining!
"That was absolutely one of the worst reviews that I've ever read in my life and I'm very upset that I clicked on it. What is going on? Okay I'm gonna find one more!" I am DECEASED!
I listened to Love Hypothesis on audio...2.5 stars. There is nothing memorable about the characters other than how they drink coffee. One of my favorite booktubers "loved" it (I no longer trust her), so I reread. DNFd, then changed rating to 1.
These reviews for Love Hypothesis leads me to believe these people haven’t read either good romance books OR fanfics 😂 please y’all use that google machine better
This was a blast! I'm dying 😂. Spicy as mayonnaise 😂😂. Now I really want a video sequel with the opposite!! A tipsy video where you just read low reviews for your 5 star books !!!!
It's a bad day on booktube when Jess finally decides to cancel people. ☠ "There's not even pepper." You are correct, I am not in that book. 🤣 Edit: I agree that we need to have a serious conversation about what counts as good romance. Our book club should get together and talk about it. The children need to know.
Who...who wrote that second review for The Love Hypothesis? Like, I loved the book, and I am eyerolling that review. And also all the Ninth House ones. But also, I need a drunk Jess reading 1 star reviews of your favorite books a la Emily Fox.
I actually liked Ninth House, but your criticisms are valid: she never goes to class, everyone's up each other's ass about being ~at Yale~, and it didn't feel like Bardugo completed her thoughts on the myriad issues she brought up. But it was an interesting potboiler with magical elements. The other two, I agree with. I like Ayman's reviews, so when she was gung-ho about Love Hypothesis I rolled my eyes the whole time. Also Maas is Not Good. Can't we throw her in a garbage can with Cassie Claire? Also, the bit with taking off your glasses and them putting them back on again gave an me instant serotonin boost.
I mean, those secret societies made sure she didn't get booted out of there. Corrupt higher education but make it magical I like ninth house a lot tbh and some question will be answered in later books probably
That "I'm tired and equally done" look is exactly how I feel when I read popular books...thinking I'm going to like them and then I need up not liking them 😫
“ This book is garbage!” 🤣 Tell it, Jess! I’m so here for this. Rip on it! You can tell when someone hasn’t read it and just wanted to say a bunch of trashy stuff.
I've been surprised by the folks who've been praising The Love Hypothesis, and I'm like... Really? The ReyLo fanfic?? If I try it, it's gonna be from the library, I'm not buying it 💀
I bought the love hypothesis to see if it lives up to the hype or not, and yet I'm stuck after the first chapter because the writing is just so, fanfic, and not even good fanfic. It put me in a reading slump because I'm just absolutely dreaded reading this book.
GIRL! You did that! This video gave what it was supposed to give. LMAO 🤣 🤣 this roast gave me life and I enjoyed every single secong. Your thoughts were spot on and the Mayonnaise reference was EPIC. Thanks for the laughs
I love this video and this idea!! It would be so fun to watch you tipsy one star review of your favorite books as well!! It could be a good idea if you ever want to be tipsy and react to more book reviews
Question re. The Love Hypothesis. Is the kiss that starts the whole thing consensual, like does she ask for permission? Because the way it keeps being described makes it sound like she just assaults a coworker.
She did ask him.. and as an answer he snorted, which she had mistaken as a yes and kissed him. Even adam acknowledges that it was assault and threatens to report her but of course he didn't cuz you know.. This a cringey romance book and they're the "main characters"
Lol! Jess, you petty AF but I love it! I really enjoyed The Love Hypothesis but I do think some of the reviews were over the top. Love this video and your initial rant.
I will never understand the absolute chokehold miss Sarah Janet Maas has on the book community cause I could not even finish a single book of hers. I'm convinced at this point her fans will buy 6 copies of whatever 800 page, unedited book she publishes, no matter what it's about. Amazing.
A court of silver flames definitely was a miss for me even though I understand why nesta is the way she is I still hated her plus the book had to many love scenes I was like this is to much 🤪😬😨
You had me at “extrAH-vah-gahnza!” Dead 💀 I liked love hypothesis but I had to suspend a lot of standards to allow that to happen so I def get your 2nstar review on it. I haven’t read ninth house but it sounds pretentious as hell
Omg when you started in about a Court of Silver Flames I died!!!🤣🤣🤪🤯💯💀 I can't understand the love for that book and I'm glad someone else feels the same!
I think, after hearing your other video, that the people who left reviews for Love Hypothesis are in high school. No shade to them, but you would have to be pretty young to get that excited about it.
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Y'know... as an actual woman in STEM.... I'd almost rather not have representation.....
Same
This comment sent me over the edge 🧪🧬🔬🤣
Same lol
Lmao now I can't stop hysterically laughing
Now I KNOW I did not just hear “submissive and breedable”😭😭😭 I HATE IT HERE
We have been traumatized
Yikes. 😭😭
Not even for a Sjm book either 😭
It hurts 😭💀
Lets just hope they don't breed...
the love hypotesis reviews are so over the top sounds like these people have never read a book before 😭
A literary masterpiece?! I loved The Love Hypothesis and that's over the top ridiculous.
those glowing five-stars reviews have me putting that book on pedestal and now im scared the hardcore fans would attack me on goodreads -- and i agree with you, people treated that book as if its never been done before what the hell. this type of stuff has been all over wattpad for ages.
I'm convinced they're getting marketing coin because no way 😭
@@eugeniaagnesrombelayuk1789 ikr…. It just rubs me the wrong way cause I’ve read romance books by poc authors with 1000 times more talent then her, and they don’t even get close to the same amount of recognition or positive reviews.
"Girlboss, gatekeep, and gaslight" is the new live laugh love
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“Is this the first book you’ve ever read?!” that had me falling out LMAOOOOO
Loooool this is why when I hate a book I only go looking for other 1 & 2 star reviews so I can feel justified 😂
Every time I see raving reviews that contain the words "literary masterpiece" for a clearly not well-written book (I'm not saying said book isn't enjoyable, that's subjective), I silently question their critical thinking ability and wonder about how many other books they actually have read in their lifetime. ☕
This is savage.
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Sometimes I'll check out their faves shelf and it all makes sense why they think a book like Love Hypothesis is a "literary masterpiece".
@@maria-aquariusunbound I do that too! 😂😂
So many moments in this cracked me up but the delivery of “Two beloved characters fans have been clamouring for. What fans? Whom? WHOMST?” has me SOBBING 😂
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Sarah J Maas, I have never read her books, but she seems like an Ikea product.. everyone has one.
Hahahahahah !!
Pure Kallax author
The review for the Love hypothesis that Jess didn’t think was real sounded like some publisher who doesn’t know current slang or something wrote a review just to use gen-z buzzwords not realizing they are negative not positive (like gaslighting). 😂 This video was so entertaining!
Never heard "he had my legs DIVORCED" before and I just cackled! 🤣
"you need to seek help because this sounds like a medical condition"
I'M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"That was absolutely one of the worst reviews that I've ever read in my life and I'm very upset that I clicked on it. What is going on? Okay I'm gonna find one more!"
I am DECEASED!
some people need to read a really good 200k fanfic and raise their standards cuz nothing sjm has written lately has been good lmao
Well. Recommend some
ao3 delivers better than sjm
I listened to Love Hypothesis on audio...2.5 stars. There is nothing memorable about the characters other than how they drink coffee. One of my favorite booktubers "loved" it (I no longer trust her), so I reread. DNFd, then changed rating to 1.
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😭💀damn
“It’s like saying mayonnaise is spicy…what spice?!” I dying. This has to be on a shirt 🤣🤣🤣
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These reviews for Love Hypothesis leads me to believe these people haven’t read either good romance books OR fanfics 😂 please y’all use that google machine better
I’m worried for them
Yess to this!
girl I need some good recommendations.
I think there’s a certain demographic that will say anything is five stars if it contains a blank space girl boss theme
The amount of thirst for the Love Hypothesis is on another level I swear to god 😭 #yikes
I really don’t understand
This was a blast! I'm dying 😂. Spicy as mayonnaise 😂😂. Now I really want a video sequel with the opposite!! A tipsy video where you just read low reviews for your 5 star books !!!!
Sarah J. Maas "becoming foundational to every bookshelf"......I guess my bookshelves do not count in "every bookshelf" 😂 No Sarah J. Maas on them
You are missing your foundational text !
@@JessOwens Well, I guess I'll just keep having a foundational gap 😂
It's a bad day on booktube when Jess finally decides to cancel people. ☠
"There's not even pepper." You are correct, I am not in that book. 🤣
Edit: I agree that we need to have a serious conversation about what counts as good romance. Our book club should get together and talk about it. The children need to know.
I lost it at "is this the first book you've ever read". Jess you are an international treasure.
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that love hypothesis review was traumatizing
Who...who wrote that second review for The Love Hypothesis? Like, I loved the book, and I am eyerolling that review. And also all the Ninth House ones. But also, I need a drunk Jess reading 1 star reviews of your favorite books a la Emily Fox.
That second review can’t be real !!!
"It ain't fabricated"
*whispers*
"It is"
-fav part of the video 😭
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I couldn’t even finish The Love Hypothesis. Your first rant of this book was spot on, and I loved this rant too. LOLLLLLL.
I actually liked Ninth House, but your criticisms are valid: she never goes to class, everyone's up each other's ass about being ~at Yale~, and it didn't feel like Bardugo completed her thoughts on the myriad issues she brought up. But it was an interesting potboiler with magical elements.
The other two, I agree with. I like Ayman's reviews, so when she was gung-ho about Love Hypothesis I rolled my eyes the whole time. Also Maas is Not Good. Can't we throw her in a garbage can with Cassie Claire?
Also, the bit with taking off your glasses and them putting them back on again gave an me instant serotonin boost.
I mean, those secret societies made sure she didn't get booted out of there. Corrupt higher education but make it magical
I like ninth house a lot tbh and some question will be answered in later books probably
Ugh... I pray for that day when throwing Maas to the garbage can will happen.
These reviews sound like they were written by the teams at spotify at buzzfeed
"he had my legs divorced" is SENDING ME..
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS THERE ARE GOOD FANFICS OUT THERE!
I'm so tired of ppl comparing anything badly written to fanfiction.
I love your rants, Jess! They are second-hand cathartic!
OMG THE “bewitched me body mind soul” DO NOT QUOTE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD! DO NOT DISRESPECTTTTTTT
"No I gave it two stars, I hated it. 2 stars and lower I hated the book." 😂😂 I creased
Nothing beats a good rant about petty things.
Honest the second to last review for The Love Hypothesis just made me uncomfortable
I could not believe what I was hearing.
I rate these reactions 5/5 stars.
Why thank you 🥰
The way you say "literary masterpiece" is SO 😭😂
I love your rants and thoughts on books everyone hyped up! 👏🏻
Also *not me getting nervous and hopes that she doesn’t find my one paragraph review* 👀
Why did I think it was a good idea to put on a sheet mask and relax while watching this video? I can't stop laughing!!! 🤣
HAHAHAHA
The anger on “what spice?” I’m dying. This is too good 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #SpicyMayo
Will never be over it 🤣
🤣 the way I hated the love hypothesis
Yesss when you put your glasses on I knew shit is going to get ripped up. “WHAT SPICE?! WHAT SPICE?!”👩🍳🤌💋
Tired of being lied to !!
The way you make eye contact with the camera like 🤨🤨🤨🤨 is killing meeeeee
That "I'm tired and equally done" look is exactly how I feel when I read popular books...thinking I'm going to like them and then I need up not liking them 😫
Your reactions are 100% gold and I cackled my way through this video. 😂🤣
Omgg you’re too funny “they have the personality of my post it notes & not even cuz mine are pink and they’re the beige ones” 😂😂
I held it together until the face you made after reading out "submissive and breedable" 💀
“ This book is garbage!” 🤣 Tell it, Jess! I’m so here for this. Rip on it! You can tell when someone hasn’t read it and just wanted to say a bunch of trashy stuff.
The way I hollered and laughed auirng this whole video 🤣🤣🤣. Pure entertainment sis! 😆
I’m so glad I found your page. I haven’t even read these yet but this rant was fabulous. I’m snorting and crying at the same time. Thank you 😂😂😂
Sweethand is THAT. GWORL.
YES. GAWD
This whole rant had me dying! I am here for ranting, tipsy Jess! 😆😆
This is pure gold, words are not enough to describe it 🤣
I. Am. Wheezing. I was not prepared for this level of hilarity. I hope you do this again
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The safety of getting some of the books on kindle or from the library lol.
Me laughing and snorting coffee out my nose!!! 😂 You kill me!
This video had me ctfu! 😂😂 I felt the way you felt especially about Love Hypothesis and am so glad you're saying it for me! Hahaha!
I've been surprised by the folks who've been praising The Love Hypothesis, and I'm like... Really? The ReyLo fanfic?? If I try it, it's gonna be from the library, I'm not buying it 💀
Lmao this had me dying 😂 I thought I had liked the love hypothesis but you pointed out good facts and now I’m like ehhh ima return the book.
LOL!!!
I have never seen a roast go so hard, I LOVE IT LOL
I bought the love hypothesis to see if it lives up to the hype or not, and yet I'm stuck after the first chapter because the writing is just so, fanfic, and not even good fanfic. It put me in a reading slump because I'm just absolutely dreaded reading this book.
I did love and gave 5 stars to Ninth House but it is entertaining to see you read 5 star reviews when you didn’t like it. 😂
what in the pumpkin spiced latte is the deal with TLH i don't GETT ITTT
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I'm a member of a reading group that has recently read The Love Hypothesis and they're all raving about it. It's so ridiculous.
The drama of your readings… loving it living for it 😂😂💜💜
Please do this again. I was dying from start to finish. 😂
this had me AND my husband DYINGGGGG pls do more tipsy youtube videos
Monte?!? The craziest plot twist of the year.
GIRL! You did that! This video gave what it was supposed to give. LMAO 🤣 🤣 this roast gave me life and I enjoyed every single secong. Your thoughts were spot on and the Mayonnaise reference was EPIC. Thanks for the laughs
😂😂🥰 why thank you
I love this video so much! One of my favs from you so far. ❤️❤️
I love this video and this idea!! It would be so fun to watch you tipsy one star review of your favorite books as well!! It could be a good idea if you ever want to be tipsy and react to more book reviews
I am so nervous to do that, they gone hurt my feelings 🥴
Question re. The Love Hypothesis. Is the kiss that starts the whole thing consensual, like does she ask for permission? Because the way it keeps being described makes it sound like she just assaults a coworker.
No she doesn’t, she just kisses him
She did ask him.. and as an answer he snorted, which she had mistaken as a yes and kissed him. Even adam acknowledges that it was assault and threatens to report her but of course he didn't cuz you know.. This a cringey romance book and they're the "main characters"
The mayo thing had me DYING 🤣🤣🤣
Please do this kind of video again! That was the laugh I needed today! 🤣
I also wrote a essay in my ACOSF review. I do like it a lot, don't judge me
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Lol! Jess, you petty AF but I love it! I really enjoyed The Love Hypothesis but I do think some of the reviews were over the top. Love this video and your initial rant.
The 2nd review lmao 💀💀💀💀💀
“Whom?!” “WHOMST?!” Ctfu 😂
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I will never understand the absolute chokehold miss Sarah Janet Maas has on the book community cause I could not even finish a single book of hers. I'm convinced at this point her fans will buy 6 copies of whatever 800 page, unedited book she publishes, no matter what it's about. Amazing.
Thanks for the laughs, such a funny rant. These reviews cannot be real 👀 i need to check if they aren't trolling
these love hypothsis reviews are just so over the top omg
People that get paid to do reviews on goodreads don’t even try and be subtle these days 😬
A court of silver flames definitely was a miss for me even though I understand why nesta is the way she is I still hated her plus the book had to many love scenes I was like this is to much 🤪😬😨
I agree about the love scenes
the love hypothesis 5 star reviews are my personal villian arc.
I would love to see what you have to say about the black dagger brotherhood romance books! 😂
I think she would be more the one who set the genre than sjm. I love me some Jr ward
I need wine now. You made me belly laugh.
"there is barely salt" - lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
😂 you had me LOL this whole video! Love it! 🍷🍷
You had me at “extrAH-vah-gahnza!” Dead 💀 I liked love hypothesis but I had to suspend a lot of standards to allow that to happen so I def get your 2nstar review on it. I haven’t read ninth house but it sounds pretentious as hell
Your skin is perfection btw like pores where? we don't know her
The second review for love hypothesis WHAT that was disturbing ????😅
I do not know and I am concerned !!
@@JessOwens same !! 😂
It only makes sense that I caught this video while I was brewing tea.
Perfect 😌
Omg when you started in about a Court of Silver Flames I died!!!🤣🤣🤪🤯💯💀
I can't understand the love for that book and I'm glad someone else feels the same!
HAHAHA THE QUIRKINESS OF A NONBALANCED DIET
I got an ad immediately after "from front to the back... wait what?" and it was the most comically paced thing ever
I laughed so hard 🤣 this vid is awesome 👌
I think, after hearing your other video, that the people who left reviews for Love Hypothesis are in high school. No shade to them, but you would have to be pretty young to get that excited about it.
Theses people HAVE to be children
Sounds like Ali Hazelwood’s irl besties wrote those reviews.