Its honestly really sad that a grown man has never heard of a Gulag, or a Dissident Like the poster child of "Hi, i don't know ANYTHING about government, and i VOTE!"
I’m actually so down for an entire series of Jon going head to head against sports professionals and then facing them in a video game version of the same sport.
I got to meet him back in May 2019 with then 3 year old son, hes a great guy... and i seen him with the flex seal car and asked him about Jon and hes like yeah I met him, the look on his face was like a Vietnam flash back I invoked.
He was probably thinking about their lost spark connection that faded too soon but neither will text the other first 😓 like they were so cool together, at least it seemed like. They totally should have collabed on flex tape. Whatever the reason I do feel kinda bad like they coulda been good friends but great vid I wish there was another
I love how smiley and friendly Garret was, but the moment he slid into his car, those were the intense eyes of a cold blooded killer...I mean a racecar driver.
Well, when you're inches away from 42 others going over 180mph (on the bigger tracks, maybe about 140 max on the road course where he got slammed), you gotta focus.
A lot of competitive people are like that. Take my brother for example. He used to play football ( American football ) ... Really nice person till he got on the field. ( Did not help that he had corrupt coaches who encouraged evil stuff but it is what it is. )
@@TheCoolerDrilis Yeah. Chose it when I was younger and insecure about my figure and I was trying to love myself, back when super skinny was in. Now that its not an insecurity I'm too lazy to change it.
Garrett literally proved all my suspicions and stereotypes true about these types of people, they know how to drive fast in circles for hours and not much else.
@@theiridiumgamer5225 tbh most people who dont binge the internet and history memes wouldn't really care, if jon said concentration camp he probably wouldve gotten it
The Bull Moose what if he's secretly that fast kid from Incredibles grown up and just wants to hide his powers so he decides he wants to be the fastest as a driver
"You just cost me money cause I'm gonna buy one of these." That right there was a good thing for him cause with the fact NASCAR is doing all these virtual races, Garrett was ready for it.
Most of the people seem a little uncomfortable when jon goes full internet mode, Garrett seemed pretty down with it all. Seems like a generally cool guy.
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Dude was so confused but just rolled with it and by the end was heavily participating in the banter lmao
Plot twist: Jon was so pissed about getting lapped and ‘done dirty’ in the go kart race. So he cut Garrett’s transmission before the race, 5D checkers 900+ IQ Machiavelli revenge move.
I never would have guessed, its not like he's wearing a t shirt with flex seal products, or has a flex seal and flex tape patches on his racing uniform
@@ImAFuckinBum Yup. JD Motorsports is the team name. They have cars for all the mainline Flex products. Flex Tape, Flex Seal, Flex Glue, and Flex Shot. They're definitely not the strongest team, but they still can be competitive, especially at the plate tracks.
"youre actually kinda good" "im getting wierd sensations" "oh yeah, this is your first time isnt it" "this is insane" gaming out of context sounds very sexual
@Maddafi thats not even that deep, it just literally just a huge reason how the character adventure begins! cause the race car drove in the night with no light
He's sponsored by the Flex Seal family of products because he's driven for JD Motorsports and they're sponsored by Flex Seal, etc. at certain points in the season sometimes.
I was never a fan of nascar but damn this definitely makes me get a bit of appreciation for them. It looks tough and seeing how easy it culd become a crash is pretty crazy. Also Garrett seems pretty chill.
Hey, he should do a show. With a co-host. Where they play off each-other, say funny stuff and possibly sing about fruit footwear. I wonder what that would be like.
you have to have a space between any character after "*" for it to work or include whatever end character before it. "you have to have it like *this"* "or you have to have it like *this* "
Garrett pure innocence when talking to jon about a gulag reminds me of Jack McBrayer "this looks like a gulag when viewed from the right angle" "well, this is a racetrack"
I looked at Garrett's Instagram and they were apparently at a Flex Seal party together last December lol so Flex Seal might have actually brought them together 😂
@@smileplease_91 Yeah I just looked into it a bit out of curiosity and saw they got married. Cute wedding. Never knew they were actually together but I got that vibe the times I'd see her show up in a video.
Whenever a TH-camr interacts with a "normal" person, I always wonder if that person is aware that the TH-camr is just joking around, or if they're actually uncomfortable with how weird they act. *JON:* "Hey Garrett, your racetrack looks like a gulag, you frickin' communist!" *GARRETT:* "...W-wha?" *JON:* "No no, I'm kidding." *GARRETT:* "Oh, okay..."
This should definiitely be a youtube series. The idea is not exactly original but jon's style and the editing makes it so much better than what we already have on youtube
Garrett:*Has one of the coolest jobs ever* Garrett:*Does his job but in VR* Garrett: "This is the coolest thing i've ever done" Really reaffirms my NEET lifestyle.
“They’re stickers?” “How do you get around in the dark” “the track is always lit”
This is literally the cars movie lmao
Shhhhh dont tell Disney, they might copyright strike the video 🤫
Mickey's probably loading his glock as we speak....
Shhhhh! The mouse already attacked him when Bootleg Mufasa visited him. We don't need that to happen again
@@chimeraguts no. Mickey no.
@@TheMysteriousKthat one looks like mickey.
"What's a gulag", the face of Jon when he realised he'd have to explain it is priceless
Wait, did he remove that clip??
@@SevenAssesna its at the beginning
Its honestly really sad that a grown man has never heard of a Gulag, or a Dissident
Like the poster child of
"Hi, i don't know ANYTHING about government, and i VOTE!"
@@svovy5358 He's just a country boy that likes to race cars lol, it's not that deep. He just doesn't have a very large vocabulary.
"What's the weather gonna be like next week Garret?"
"Faster than you."
L E G E N D
Yea Garrett was an absolute fucking bro
no one like this comment, it's 420
he's not wrong though! average wind speed is around 10 miles per hour! jon is too chubby to hit that!
Dam savage
Jon: "I searched NASCAR on Wikipedia"
Garrett: "What is a gulag?"
*A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN*
"Learn of the oracle, my son, and your knowledge of reality will be infinite..."
"this looks like a gulag from a certain angle"
"sir this is a racetrack"
can someone explain this to me?
@@Francois_Dupont A gulag is where the communists put their political dissidents
@@ohnoitschris what's a dissident?
@Damian 2000 Dysenteriae
You would think after his podcast he would keep that on the downlow
*has no idea what Jon is talking about*
“well this is a racetrack”
Jon: *dies laughing*
Well here are these pretzels
He has got my respect for asking though, so many people just pretend they understand things
Honestly the only time I've ever heard Jons true laugh
This is library....
I’m actually so down for an entire series of Jon going head to head against sports professionals and then facing them in a video game version of the same sport.
Sort of like Shaq vs but actually entertaining
Put my vote down for boxing next!
Why not just put the two together and pit Jon against Faker
Jontron vs. Brock Lesnar
It is settled then
"why are there no head lights?"
Jon obviously didn't watch Cars,.
Pip?
Racecars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit.
@@realsupernova222 yeah well so is my brother but he still needs headlights!
@@realsupernova222 You spelled *L I T* wrong
we dont need headlights, the track is always LIT
The “Flex Tape” sponsor on Garrett’s race suit... priceless.
Not to mention the "Flex Seal" t-shirt.
Flex Tape has sponsored the team that Smithley drives for for quite a while now. Nice to see them make a crossover here.
What’s higher then “priceless”
The Jontron Cinematic Universe begins
he is also wearing mix matched socks
“Like, it’s a forced labor camp”
...
“Well this is a racetrack”
You_just John: ahahahahahahahahahahahah
You_just this is a bathtub
I have never heard Jon emit such pure, genuine laughter.
Auhauahauahauahauahauahauquahauahahauahauauh
Yeah we also watched the video. Thanks for your incredibly insightful comment
Me: "How did Jon got a NASCAR Driver?"
Me: *Sees Flex Tape Logo*
Me: "Oh, I see"
The Flex Tape illuminati
get* a NASCAR Driver
the flex tape/seal plot continues
Oh I thought it was cause NASCAR is dying
you meant get... I'm pretty sure... because even my 2nd grade students would catch that...
I got to meet him back in May 2019 with then 3 year old son, hes a great guy... and i seen him with the flex seal car and asked him about Jon and hes like yeah I met him, the look on his face was like a Vietnam flash back I invoked.
I really hope this is true
Man was having WWI shell shock
He was probably thinking about their lost spark connection that faded too soon but neither will text the other first 😓 like they were so cool together, at least it seemed like. They totally should have collabed on flex tape. Whatever the reason I do feel kinda bad like they coulda been good friends but great vid I wish there was another
Lmao that's so cool
@Throw Away it is real I met him in Delaware on the Airforce base at an event...
JonTron: “Me being an epic gamer”
Oh shit - I forgot Jon used to play video games.
He's an epic memer now.
He stills plays
wolfs4522 pics or it didn’t happen
@@BilliamRockwellSafeMode You mean or?
I'm sure he still plays video games he just doesn't make videos on them anymore.
Kind of a shame really.
“This isn’t a gulag it’s a racetrack!” is the evolved form of “this isn’t a beach it’s a bathtub!”
Same energy
I'M DECEASED
I thought more along the lines of "sir, this is an Arby's"
Hey ARC, I've been subbed to you for a month or two. Nice to see you!
Sir Epicton hey man! I remember you from my comment sections. Nice to see you too! And thank you for the support 🙏🏻
Barely a minute in and Jon’s talking about gulags and Russian dissidents
Polilala dissawhaa??
Yeah well this is a racetrack video.
Classic
Connor Qualls Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Question not the lord
Literal Nascar driver plays a VR racing game: "This is the coolest thing I've ever done."
I am ashamed to say that the static, low effort truck effect on the go-cart track scared the shit out of me
Joakim Nylander honestly ditto
@@ignismaniaco9935 SAME
Honestly me too
Joakim Nylander I yes....a fellow wimp welcome to club.
Me too.
The only thing faster than his car is Garret's witty replies.
Batabii to add suspense
Faster than you
The HAMS Sandwich straighter than you
r/MurderedByWords
@@TheRealBatabii I left it there as an offering to the Grammar Gods of Old. Seems like they received it, and hopefully I'm now blessed for a while.
"Cars don't neeeeeeeeed headlights because the track is always lit."
-Frightning McMean
Umberscore I thought I was the only one who watched the toons
“THE TORMENTOR AND-“
*whispers* “What’s your name, son?”
“Lightning McQueen.”
“...and FRIGHTENING MCMEAN!”
"Well so's my brother but he still needs headlights!"
-Some old man
Well so’s my brother but he still needs headlights
He's super laid back, but the moment he starts driving you can see the focus and fire in his eyes
More like he focuses on the half naked girls on the infield at talladega as fire shoots out of his engine bay
"it's like a forced labor camp"
"well this is a racetrack so"
p sure he said it's "a forced labour camp"
yeetskeet it makes me feel LESS dumb to know I wasnt the only ine
I love how smiley and friendly Garret was, but the moment he slid into his car, those were the intense eyes of a cold blooded killer...I mean a racecar driver.
Hes focused and professional when it comes to driving
Some Initial D Takumi level shit right there
Same thing for us lmao. Just gotta keep the worst of the red mist at bay so you don't do something stupid XD
Well, when you're inches away from 42 others going over 180mph (on the bigger tracks, maybe about 140 max on the road course where he got slammed), you gotta focus.
A lot of competitive people are like that. Take my brother for example. He used to play football ( American football ) ... Really nice person till he got on the field. ( Did not help that he had corrupt coaches who encouraged evil stuff but it is what it is. )
I love how genuine they both are. Garrett seemed awkward but opened up so fast and Jon was just happy to be there.
I love that he's wearing a Flex Seal shirt.
Jon: *Amazed that race cars don’t have actual lights*
Me, an intellectual: You fool, didn’t you watch Cars?
The track is always *lit*
The track is always L I T
Exactly my thought :D
The track is always... LIT... tah.
Cancer
"it looks like a gulag"
"well uh this is a racetrack"
That might have been the highest laugh Jon has done
This is a whendys
"Where are they, you son of a bitch?"
"Sir, this is a NASCAR track."
Call of nascar: race of wars
Jon emitted a real laugh at that. The kind that keeps going for a good minute.
I was hoping that Jon was going to do a commercial for the racing chair setup at the end. That looks sweet.
Garret is a pure soul who wasn't prepared for Jon.
He was just racing cars; then Jon comes and starts talking about gulags. LOL
But he purely can smash talk a man into feeling slow.
@@cdandbookshelf Well, he doesn't have to talk to do that my friend.
A little too pure if he doesn't know what "gulag" and "political dissident" means...
Alsothat'saninterestingnameyougotthere
@@TheCoolerDrilis Yeah. Chose it when I was younger and insecure about my figure and I was trying to love myself, back when super skinny was in. Now that its not an insecurity I'm too lazy to change it.
Garret has a real Kubrick stare when he’s activated his *driving mode*
Eurobeat intensifies.
It's honestly erotic.
You should see Petter Solberg's never-closing mouth or Gilles Panizzi's very scared/psycho face.
@@SpockLover27 🥵
"a parts failure" well it is a GM car ...
"whats a gulag?"
"whats political diss...aaadentist?"
pure gold
Gulags are bigger memes than they were camps
I expected the NASCAR racer to be a savant about cars and know nothing about literally anything else. I wasn't disappointed.
Garrett literally proved all my suspicions and stereotypes true about these types of people, they know how to drive fast in circles for hours and not much else.
This is a race track
@@theiridiumgamer5225 tbh most people who dont binge the internet and history memes wouldn't really care, if jon said concentration camp he probably wouldve gotten it
Nascar driver: explains who he is
Jontron: I didn’t ask for your Wikipedia
“Wow, you’re actually pretty good!”
“SMELL YA LATER, LOSER.”
Jaja Taroy what a good young man
Garret’s children: pops what’s for dinner?
Garret: “faster than you!”
i never seen my dad since
we're FASTing
Pepsi Man *slow clap*
The Bull Moose what if he's secretly that fast kid from Incredibles grown up and just wants to hide his powers so he decides he wants to be the fastest as a driver
“Well, this is a racetrack.”
JonTron: *dies of laughter*
"You just cost me money cause I'm gonna buy one of these."
That right there was a good thing for him cause with the fact NASCAR is doing all these virtual races, Garrett was ready for it.
NASCAR sent them the simulators, they had to use ones with their specs and not their personal ones assuming they had one.
@@Thunderchicken69 doesn't mean he can't be getting used to racing virtually
@@Thunderchicken69 then why are they playing dirt rally, a game with shitty pavement handling physics, instead of iracing, which is just nascar
@@ameraldas3641 because iracing is a huge waste of money
Garret asking 'whats a gulag?' was perhaps the most innocent thing I've ever heard
political dissiwhats?
*laughs in JBP*
Garrett seems like such a genuinely nice person. His witty response time was pretty next level too.
"This looks like a gulag."
"What's a gulag?"
sit down boy, Imma tell you a story.
'MURICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM FO YA RITE THERE
@@DeusVult87 we are taught it lol
@@DeusVult87 No it just proves a race car driving doesn't really care about school that much. I wonder why 🤔
they say the idea that mankind is made for joy is done in by the first blow of the work assigner's cudgel
@@Swagnar666 I would argue that gulags were worse than American prisons
Me: how did this crossover happen? *sees the flex tape sponsor sign* AH I SEE
Most of the people seem a little uncomfortable when jon goes full internet mode, Garrett seemed pretty down with it all. Seems like a generally cool guy.
Dude was so confused but just rolled with it and by the end was heavily participating in the banter lmao
His sponsor is flex tape what else can we expect
One*
Lmfao yeah, Garrett was much better than the Fish Monger girl, but she was hype too lmao
Plot twist: Jon was so pissed about getting lapped and ‘done dirty’ in the go kart race. So he cut Garrett’s transmission before the race, 5D checkers 900+ IQ Machiavelli revenge move.
Jon: Garret I want you to see my dead fish
Garret: *Is that dinner?*
Garret: Faster than you
Why would that waist good food
MY GUY HAS FLEX TAPE SPONSORS!
He’s accepted into the family
Fun fact: the team Garrett races for, JD Motorsports, is fully sponsored by the Flex Seal family of products.
This is clearly the only reason that Garret was chosen
I'm pretty sure this collab only happened because of the flex tape deal
AndrewDoesNothing YOU DONT SAY?!
I love how he didn’t mention that garret is sponsored by flex tape
JonTron and Garret should have a...
FLEX TAPE DEATHMATCH
I never would have guessed, its not like he's wearing a t shirt with flex seal products, or has a flex seal and flex tape patches on his racing uniform
Got Garrett's autograph about a year ago. He's a real friendly guy
Garrett's entire TEAM is sponsored by Flex Tape. They got a fleet of Flex Tape cars
@@ImAFuckinBum Yup. JD Motorsports is the team name. They have cars for all the mainline Flex products. Flex Tape, Flex Seal, Flex Glue, and Flex Shot. They're definitely not the strongest team, but they still can be competitive, especially at the plate tracks.
Please make “Jon gets beat by sports professionals” a real series
Next up: Jon Tries To Out-Throw Peyton Manning
JonTron is beat by OJ Simpson
(In football)
Didn't Shaq already do that?
God, I can't wait for the boxing one.
Hamish and Andy?
Nice of Jon to help that teenage boy with his driving exam.
Garrett played a great straight man to Jon
Yeah. They should start a let's play channel together.
yah but why tf couldn't he goof a little? just throw a goof out there just once maybe
@@gordonlekfors2708 straight man
Jon:“They’ve never had headlights?!?”
Me: Jon, haven’t you watched Cars?
Cars was a documentary , right? I mean all race cars talk and have a life off the track
Because the track is alwaYS LIT
Racecars don't have headlights because the track is always LIT👌
THey used to have headlights and taillights
I literally thought this 😂
I like how the only reason they had garret smithley because one of his sponsors is flex tape
Really, he has flex tape as a sponsor?
vincere terram all 4 versions of Flex have a sponsor
vincere terram has NOT JUST FLEX TAPE, also flex seal
@@vincereterram8150 i would think these guys would sell out to anyone as long as they get to race
Twig 46 Flex Seal has been their sponsor since 2012
We all need to take a moment to appreciate that amazingly perfect stop Garret did on the go-kart.
Next time on Jontron: Jon vs Gordon Ramsey Cook Off
And then they play cooking mama together
That would be the ultimate power move.
Egoraptor would be sups jelly.
"Why are you cutting it with a fucking *spoon* you stupid bastard!"
I would actually pay money to watch that. haha
Jon would easily win
A participation trophy
"Racecars don't need headlights because the track is always lit."
"So is my brother, but he still needs headlights!"
Because of crashes it's better be without lights. So track light is only option
@@PAINNN666 r/whoooshh
KA-CHOW
@@danielio87 r/itswooooshwithfouros
That guy looks like a genuinely nice guy, positive, laughing, not worrying, that's cool
The guy seems cocky
Plus he's cute!
@@shadowassasin7312 He has a good reason to be.
Then Jon told him what a gulag is and he converted immediately
Wait he is a guy?
1:54 Jon just re-enacted the stickers scene from cars unintentionally and i love it
"I didn't ask for your Wikipedia."
Proper savage, Jon.
Its okay, Garrett gave him more than his fair share back LOL
Garrett definitely returned the favor.
@@_hekken In spades.
@@ThisAdamGuy In terms of both quips and talent.
I just realized Jon is slowly becoming an online late night host that goes on expeditions
Either you fade into internet obscurity or see yourself become the very thing you thought was most vile. calling it now
You just made me think about Jon replacing lilly Singh.
@@NobleBruv o God *NO*
*Aaah!* It's the ghost of late night television!
@@masterminer176 _why have you come here apparition? Is it to reclaim your your lost relevance?_
"youre actually kinda good"
"im getting wierd sensations"
"oh yeah, this is your first time isnt it"
"this is insane"
gaming out of context sounds very sexual
10:02 What he actually said:
“Boy, I could sh*t my pants right now because they just keep having all these cautions.”
I questioned why they got confused with the subtitles but then realized they don’t understand loud Southern like me 😂
That makes WAY more sense than the subtitles.
I'm so pissed that I actually fell for the poorly semi truck edit. I got scared.
It came relly unexpected, though...
Same
Bro I jumped when that happened😂
Same
Same
plot twist: garrett actually crashed his car on purpose because he was more interested in making a video with jon than racing
Ephemeral the transmission broke
@@lasstone1719 it was a joke m8
@@lasstone1719 r/wooosh
@@unknownspeeds r/ihavereddit
@@johnjim557 this is a paradox
I'm genuinely happy for Jon, he's out here living his best life and he's happy. He's doing so much cool stuff now.
You're doing great, mah boi.
TheChildofAuraReborn I admire your positive disposition Namaste.
He went from a normal joe doing game reviews to a massive shitposter with resources.
What a magnificent sonuvagun
Can I just say thank you for an actual comment that's not a quote?
Thank you m8
Jon: this looks like a gulag from a certain angle
Random parent: sir this is a daycare
Are you kidding “there’s no taillights”
That was literally the entire plot line to Disney Cars.
They don't need tail lights because the track is always glowing
yes it is, bet Jonny never watch Pixar Cars
Heavy Metal Mikey always lit
@@fuzzyco.3336 I know that
@Maddafi thats not even that deep, it just literally just a huge reason how the character adventure begins! cause the race car drove in the night with no light
Jon’s becoming a late night show host, but funny.
*late
The Light Night Show! WITH JOHNNY JAFARI
Ooooh shots fired
you're right, this style reminds me alot of conan
He look like jay leno but less of an asshole
IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW GARRET HAS THE FLEX TAPE LOGO ON HIS JACKET
That's how they know each other
And also his Flex Seal T-shirt
I know we need more flex tape video
NASCAR racers get sponsored by many different companies.
He's sponsored by the Flex Seal family of products because he's driven for JD Motorsports and they're sponsored by Flex Seal, etc. at certain points in the season sometimes.
I was never a fan of nascar but damn this definitely makes me get a bit of appreciation for them. It looks tough and seeing how easy it culd become a crash is pretty crazy. Also Garrett seems pretty chill.
"Okay... well this is a racetrack, so."
*Jon explodes*
He's so deadpan, I love it
The perfect reply anytime someone gets offended over a video game or show.
“Well this is a *X* soo.”
"What's a Gulag?"
"What are political Dissidents?"
"Well, this is a racetrack...."
Lmao
I mean he's a professional racer not a political science major
@@JohnyScissors You don't need to be an expert to know what a gulag is and what a political dissident is..
@@JohnyScissors I don't know man, I'm a nothing major and I think I could walk intellectual circles around that guy on most any subject.
*laughs in JBP*
Same
Anyone who watches Nascar every once in a while now roots for him
I like Garret. He's like the missing straight man to Jon.
Hey, he should do a show. With a co-host. Where they play off each-other, say funny stuff and possibly sing about fruit footwear. I wonder what that would be like.
Straight man wasn't the vibe i was getting from Garrett ;)
@Mortus Evil yes I'm aware, i turn it into a double entendre
@Mortus Evil no, but I'm thinking just like our friend Garrett you might not be the brightest star in the southern states
Please dont
Jon : "This looks like a gulag."
Never failed to entertain, Jon.
whats a gulag?
Rachmadi where the communists put political dissidents
@@mattyg8782 wha.. what's po.. policmic, what's he..
@@mattyg8782 whats a polistic... a polidi-- what did you say?
Rachmadi this moment reminds me an episode of South Park
“An authentic recreation of LA traffic with less fatalities” lul
Big_Brain_Kai’sa_Main report ADC AFK , he watchin a vid or some shit
Big_Brain_Kai’sa_Main its true. Honestly most of Cali is hell
@@THESLlCK especially when all of it is on fire
Bean no it’s actually better now.
The energy between garret and Jon is like stone cold seriousness slamming head first into an episode of the Eric Andre show
"Race cars don't need headlights cause the track is always *lit*"
- Lightning McQueen
you have to have a space between any character after "*" for it to work or include whatever end character before it.
"you have to have it like *this"*
"or you have to have it like *this* "
Wow. He was actually telling the truth in that movie, holy shit...
Yeah my brother’s always lit but he still need headlights
So's my brother, but he still needs headlights.
@@chavvy4849 larry wtf are you doing in the comments section?!! I thought i told you to fix my damn TV signal jesus christ!!!
2 minutes into meeting Jon:
*Pure person* : “what’s a gulag?”
"Well Garret, it's a place where you can't go fast"
@@wellguesswhatIthink no actually, It's a place where you go to fast.
As in *starve*
@@megabuster3940 the best diet regime
Well Garrat, you know those Weight Watchers camps...?
Watch Muppets Most Wanted and you'll know. XD
“Me getting beat by sports professionals”
*next episode of JonTron*
OJ gets his revenge
He did say he had some gettin' even-ing to do
Which sport will he play with OJ tho: football, wife murdering, or being "proven" innocent in a court of law?
OMG, Jon gonna DEAD.
taloob furious stabbing with tight gloves on. Cause we all know. "If the glove does not fit you must acquit."
By murdering his wife
That driver is too innocent and nice, it was really wholesome
I thought the same thing lol, you could tell that Jon was being on his best behavior.
Garrett pure innocence when talking to jon about a gulag reminds me of Jack McBrayer
"this looks like a gulag when viewed from the right angle"
"well, this is a racetrack"
Why'd I actually get scared when the obviously fake Semi came in
same
SAMME
Right there with ya
Did you watch The Doom Patrol recently?
Unfortunately, I'm in the same boat brother.
Jon Tron not beating his Ghost in Mario kart for 10 minutes straight
Garrett: Hey I love to go fast
Jon: A Gulag is a place for political dissidents
Garrett: . . .
Garrett: Well this is a racetrack
He didn’t even know what dissident is hahaha and the guy was born speaking English.
@@rvanzo925 havent been around many nascar fans huh?
TH-cam is gonna send Jon to the Gulag after that
@@rvanzo925 Talk about whooosh. It was a bit, bud
The chemistry between the two of them is so genuine I love it
“race cars don’t need headlights cause the track is always lit”
🙂🔫
Alright lightning
Ryan Jones darn it you beat me to it!
So does my brother but he still needs headlights
Stay woke
Garret Smithley: Sponsored by flex tape
Jontron: History with flextape
Coincidence? I THINK NOT
Dovahgatr Amen
I saw the flex tape patch on his suit then his tshirt and I was genuinely hoping it was hints this video got sponsored by flex tape
Thank you Chris Hanson, very cool!
@Dovahgatr the car damage was obviously an excuse to use flex tape
I looked at Garrett's Instagram and they were apparently at a Flex Seal party together last December lol so Flex Seal might have actually brought them together 😂
Jon: *Gets married two weeks ago*
Jon: *Ima drive this car really fast*
Charlotte: *Takes life insurance policy out on Jon*
Jon got married? Wow, I completely missed that lol
@@jeremycampbell6189 Yeah, he announced it on Twitter. Remember the girl on the Goop video, who had to guess what was real and what wasn't? Her.
@@smileplease_91 Wait really??
@@PhantorumPrime117 Mmhm! She also posted it on Twitter. It was a beautiful wedding.
@@smileplease_91 Yeah I just looked into it a bit out of curiosity and saw they got married. Cute wedding. Never knew they were actually together but I got that vibe the times I'd see her show up in a video.
Whenever a TH-camr interacts with a "normal" person, I always wonder if that person is aware that the TH-camr is just joking around, or if they're actually uncomfortable with how weird they act.
*JON:* "Hey Garrett, your racetrack looks like a gulag, you frickin' communist!"
*GARRETT:* "...W-wha?"
*JON:* "No no, I'm kidding."
*GARRETT:* "Oh, okay..."
To be fair they usually make great unwitting straight men or women.
@Frogger lmao you’re not a clown you are the fucking whole circus 🎪
"what the weather gonna be like tomorrow"
"faster than you"
HE'S EVEN WEARING A FLEX SEAL SHIRT WHAT A LEGEND
I only realised that right at the end
Hes legit sponsored by them check out his racing kit. My king....
@@BckToFront Honestly might be a reason why they met up cause John was sponsored by them too lol
we know why he and Johntron meet
Jon in 2012: Is screaming at Han Solo dancing.
Jon in 2019: Screaming in fear in a stock car.
Look how far he’s come.
j o n i s 2 0 1 2
@@QKanoni I wish, actually 🙄
@Daisuke Youngcome again?
@Daisuke Young U good bud?
@Daisuke Young W h a t
This should definiitely be a youtube series. The idea is not exactly original but jon's style and the editing makes it so much better than what we already have on youtube
Jontron: I didn't ask for your wikipedia
*A Minute Later*
Jontron: *starts talking about the gulags*
Me: I wonder why he chose Garret specifically
*Notices Flex Seal logo on Garrett's suit
Jon, you sly dog
Garret, while lapping JonTron: "To demonstrate the power of flex tape, I've sawn Jon's ego in half! That's A LOT of damage!"
"I'm getting a weird sensation"
"Oh yeah this is your first time isn't it"
Thanks Jon
Thanks
oml 😂
the words of a true gamer
8:42 I must be too drunk cause that semi truck scared the shit out of me.
"listen man i'm not a spry youngster like you"
*is literally 2 years older than him*
That's like 50 in internet years.
It's not the years, it's the miles
Chen Jin That's a whole 17,520 hours
Ok Zoomer
Garrett:*Has one of the coolest jobs ever*
Garrett:*Does his job but in VR*
Garrett: "This is the coolest thing i've ever done"
Really reaffirms my NEET lifestyle.
hahaha
i like how garrett's eyes change when hes driving, he goes from a swedish impersonator to serial killer
Thats because he's picturing himself murdering the competition
"I am speed"
you gotta concentrate on not dying at that speed lmao
Swedish impersonator and serial killer are different things?
@@fonttalk8065 Tyrell Wellick is that you?
"What's a gulag?" I am surprised he wasn't scared to ask that.
Nothing wrong with ignorance, its willful ignorance that's the problem
well he has to feign ignorance otherwise theyll get to him
They literally recreated the Cars "sticker headlights" conversation.
Well, racecars don't need headlights. Because the track is always.... *LIT.*
Fish floating in the water:
Jon: "That's literally floating behind us"
Garrett: "I s T h a t D i n n e r?"
I alreadly love the guy. He seems like a great sport to just hang out with!
*Jon:* What's a Gulag, Garrett?
*Garrett:* Faster than you.
What's Hitler garret FaSteR ThAN YoU
*"KeerChOw"* - _Garret_
Asking more questions will only get Garrett in the Gulag faster than Jon.