It’s pretty clear that there are several people on TikTok who don’t even know what the phrase “conspiracy theory” means. It means you have a THEORY about a CONSPIRACY that might be taking place. Not sea monsters or interpretations of Spongebob.
Everyone knows SpongeBob is apart of a conspiracy he literally leads the brotherhood of Nod and caused Tiberium to spread all over the planet his famous quote “one laugh one purpose”
0:49 actually it’s very easy to understand why they died out. They couldn’t eat enough food to survive. They were warm water creatures and needed an IMMENSE amount of calories due to their massive size. the lack of food later in their existence (and also cooling of their habitat) caused them to go extinct. I have no idea why ppl are so hellbent on them still being alive. If the animals alive today can barely survive why expect them to.
Not to mention the fact that they were surface predators. All of the conspiracy theories seem to think they’re in deep water that they couldn’t have survived in
I came here to say this! That’s the reason most giant predators died out, they could never hunt enough to get enough food. That’s why the biggest animals on earth are herbivores and filter feeders. Also, you’re right about them being warm water creatures, which makes the “they are hiding in the Mariana Trench” even more ridiculous a theory lol they would not be able to live in the super deep ocean
Real on that last part honestly out of all the “is this extinct animal still alive 😮😮” theories it’s the easiest one to figure out once we put on our thinking caps for 5 seconds. They dead, done, died, deaded, dieded
I just discovered your channel! I absolutely love it. I've been so depressed lately because my dad passed away 3 months ago. He was only 46, I haven't laughed in so long, but I genuinely laughed out loud at the videos of yours. I've been binging! I'm so glad to have found your channel as my TH-cam algorithm has been a bit stale lately😂
The Titanic sunk by Kraken tiktok is probably one of the most egregious made up story out of this bunch, does no one told the guy there were like 705 people surviving (the last one passed away in 2009) and I guess not a single one saw a giant squid like monster, let alone scientists later didn't see any damages that could realistically be done by such beast. Even the huge shark getting eaten by an even bigger shark is not that bafflingly bad cause at least it's presented as "oh only this one guy was there and saw it" which is a staple with these kind of "theories".
5:37 but didn’t he basically just say that the footage was given to people who then edited it to make it look like there was a kraken like creature destroying the ship ?? 😭😭 that conspiracy was just immediately disproven by himself 😭😭😭
The idea of a water based cryptid that lives in a land locked state like Wyoming and that shares its name with a goofy looking cephalopod, is so absurd it’s hilarious.
It's a good thing that I wasn't drinking my water when that TikTok AI voice started talking about "strange things coming out of the hole" because I would've spat water all over my laptop 🤣💀
hi queen, about 2 minutes in you say its fake bc they used the teeth to trace where they came from, but thats actually a real forensic thing, they use teeth to identify where you grew up if you're like a jane doe or something
Yeah but doesn’t that only work when there are actually recorded dental records of said person ? Genuine question but I can’t see how they would be able to find somethings location without any actual pre-existing geographical record of it, and it isn’t like teeth of certain areas have different things in them that make them more geographically identifiable.
I hope one day someone will make a documentary about these creators on social media platforms. I wanna know how, why and what they are doing in their life.
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releasing merch to distract us from you not wanting to make a minecraft video i see
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batch. why did you purr..... is there something you want to share?
(Copied From Chat-GPT)
thanks for feeding the bachtearia
Just comment TITANIC and you will get the Merch
you just know that when Bach closes his eyes and opens them again, he blinks
So true
idk that seems like a big assumption…
nah that's @fake
who's gonna tell him that the earth is actually the inside of an even bigger shark's stomach
Makes more sense than a turtle's back
It’s confirmed, the Wyoming cuttlefish has ripped apart 15% of my rose toy💔
Thank goodness you can still use the remaining 85% 🖤
thankfully you can get a refund if you send a photo of the creature with the toy lol
i love you
I really really hope "ripping 15% of something apart" becomes a running gag😭😭😭
It’s pretty clear that there are several people on TikTok who don’t even know what the phrase “conspiracy theory” means. It means you have a THEORY about a CONSPIRACY that might be taking place. Not sea monsters or interpretations of Spongebob.
Everyone knows SpongeBob is apart of a conspiracy he literally leads the brotherhood of Nod and caused Tiberium to spread all over the planet his famous quote “one laugh one purpose”
the thumbnail looks like an apology video just need the fake tears
And the sigh, and the dog
You forgot to solve for X
why isnt this a minecraft with arthur video
No cause why did they give us the best first 4 episodes of a Minecraft series the world has ever seen and then just pretend it never happened 😭😭😭😭
my question exactly!!
THIS!!!
Cause Arthur sucks bum 🤢
@@elliesiriwardena2459for real
"Send in a white girl" is fucking gold
the wyoming cuttlefish is also famously the only cuttlefish native to a landlocked state as well
Hey, we don't want actual facts here, this comment section is for wild conspiracy theories and that's it
0:49 actually it’s very easy to understand why they died out. They couldn’t eat enough food to survive. They were warm water creatures and needed an IMMENSE amount of calories due to their massive size. the lack of food later in their existence (and also cooling of their habitat) caused them to go extinct. I have no idea why ppl are so hellbent on them still being alive. If the animals alive today can barely survive why expect them to.
Not to mention the fact that they were surface predators. All of the conspiracy theories seem to think they’re in deep water that they couldn’t have survived in
I came here to say this! That’s the reason most giant predators died out, they could never hunt enough to get enough food. That’s why the biggest animals on earth are herbivores and filter feeders. Also, you’re right about them being warm water creatures, which makes the “they are hiding in the Mariana Trench” even more ridiculous a theory lol they would not be able to live in the super deep ocean
Real on that last part honestly out of all the “is this extinct animal still alive 😮😮” theories it’s the easiest one to figure out once we put on our thinking caps for 5 seconds. They dead, done, died, deaded, dieded
Yk what else is massive low taper fade
@lindsaynikole has a video on this if anyone is interested
petition for more minecraft videos with arthur
the wyoming cuttlefish 🔥🔥
7:20 did we just make cute eye contact 🫶
I just discovered your channel! I absolutely love it. I've been so depressed lately because my dad passed away 3 months ago. He was only 46, I haven't laughed in so long, but I genuinely laughed out loud at the videos of yours. I've been binging! I'm so glad to have found your channel as my TH-cam algorithm has been a bit stale lately😂
I’m sorry for loss ❤
0:22 is that Arthur tv in his natural habitat?
Alr know this gon be a banger
guys I think Bach is secretly a wyoming cuttlefish..
The Titanic sunk by Kraken tiktok is probably one of the most egregious made up story out of this bunch, does no one told the guy there were like 705 people surviving (the last one passed away in 2009) and I guess not a single one saw a giant squid like monster, let alone scientists later didn't see any damages that could realistically be done by such beast. Even the huge shark getting eaten by an even bigger shark is not that bafflingly bad cause at least it's presented as "oh only this one guy was there and saw it" which is a staple with these kind of "theories".
I think it's a disrespect to the more 1,000 people that died I think People forget that there's a great loss of life
bach always delivers to his bachteria in times of need
3:48 "MEGADONG IN THE MARINARA TRENCH"🗣️🗣️
animals went two by two because the wyoming cuttlefish had already ripped them in half
14:15 missed opportunity to say the actual kraken is in the ocean's kraken 😭😭
Can’t believe TH-cam tried to hide this from me for 39 seconds
Blatant homophobia
@@_Kuma_ ??
THE WYOMING CUTTLEFISH THE WYOMING CUTTLEFISH
that pic of arthur is forever ingrained in my brain
9:08 STOP IT RN LMAO🤣💀
7:17 Did nobody notice Bach drinking from an empty glass 😭
That's kinda pessimistic, I like to think it was full
This has to be the funniest video I’ve seen in a while from my good friend Bach 😭
A new Bach video yipee. Today hasn’t been the best day ever for me so it’s nice to have something to look forward to 😊
was waiting for this. thanks king
Bach did Arthur dirty almost instantly. You can tell he has a crush on him 🤭
Awesome video as always! You know it’s a good day when Bach post a video!
not Arthur's picture from 3 peaks 🤣
The real question is who was out in the water randomly filming the titanic before it went down?
6:31 The fact your brain imagines that, is devious Bach. Devious.
I asked Santa for more Bach and Arthur Minecraft 🙏🏻
There were literal survivors from the titanic. Surely a couple of them would remember a kraken.
For real
2:24 was that the mf oceangate submarine
5:37 but didn’t he basically just say that the footage was given to people who then edited it to make it look like there was a kraken like creature destroying the ship ?? 😭😭 that conspiracy was just immediately disproven by himself 😭😭😭
Not him drinking his drink w nothing in it 😭😭
YOUR FEEDING US BACH. DONT STOP WE NEED MORE. MOREEEE!
How is this so hilariously silly and yet makes perfect sense at the same time?
The idea of a water based cryptid that lives in a land locked state like Wyoming and that shares its name with a goofy looking cephalopod, is so absurd it’s hilarious.
the italianbach youtube channel is my favourite conspiracy theory
This made me creaseee the cuttlefish actually had me crying 😭
It's a good thing that I wasn't drinking my water when that TikTok AI voice started talking about "strange things coming out of the hole" because I would've spat water all over my laptop 🤣💀
Best video. Pressed share, more & photos 💯
YESSS ITALIAN BACH VIDEO AND CAM VIDEO IN THE SAME DAY!!!!🎉
WYOMING CUTTLEFISH!!!!
Please do more vlogs! Even just “boring” everyday things or your taste test one was so funny ❤
Why is Bach just staring into my soul at 7:21
The way Wyoming is a landlocked state 😭😭 what coast???
Under 1 hour gang 👇
the worst part is the AI voice is pissing me off so much
"The Wyoming Cuttlefish!" We all say in unison
Showed this to my 8 year old sister. Now she’s traumatised and is going to be an insufferable conspiracy theorist when she is older 😇
Cuttle fish story is cracking me up 😭😂
i love itanglain batch uploads
hi queen, about 2 minutes in you say its fake bc they used the teeth to trace where they came from, but thats actually a real forensic thing, they use teeth to identify where you grew up if you're like a jane doe or something
Yeah but doesn’t that only work when there are actually recorded dental records of said person ? Genuine question but I can’t see how they would be able to find somethings location without any actual pre-existing geographical record of it, and it isn’t like teeth of certain areas have different things in them that make them more geographically identifiable.
Thank you for dropping this the same day I got my wisdom teeth removed, you're a real one
New viewer here. Enjoying your humour style and topics.
wyoming cuttlefish 👹👹
Day one of asking Bach to hang the artwork above the bed instead of resting it on the bed frame 🫡🫡
16:31 the way that the tik tok conspiracy video just included a pic of the noah’s ark replica located in kentucky and just made up a story is crazy
he’ll call it everything but Mariana Tench😭
The Wyoming cuttlefish actually tore apart my friend that was hosting an r bnb in noahs ark
Not the awkward eye contact 😶7:20
I know what happened to the last megalodon.
But I ain't telling you.
was it eaten by a bigger shark?
It was eaten by a bigger bigger shark
8:23 do you think it’s ripped apart
I personally believe so🤷🏾♂️
"send in a white girl" had me ROLLING hahah
i have been nonstop giggling while watching this video🤕
im really scared the wyoming kettlefish will rip us all up, please reveal the truth lord of the stars king bach
Not the nesting-doll-type food chain of sharks!! 😂😂
Thank you for posting the kids missed you
Can confirm coming from 15% of the earth, I just got ripped to shreds by the Wyoming cuttlefish 😢
krakens and megaladons where are we the sea of thieves
Conspiracy theories have gone from theories/mysteries to straight up lying
Bro the shark shits definitely a scene from meg🤣
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Wyoming cuttlefish
The sizes of each mammal is amazing and we are just a blip !!!
got those post notifs onnnnn
The Wyoming Cuttlefish.
The Wyoming cuttlefish 🥺
Ah yes, the 'normal ancient object'.
I've been wanting to know where that's been my whole life
I hope one day someone will make a documentary about these creators on social media platforms. I wanna know how, why and what they are doing in their life.
I’d like to hear more about those Grevelations™️ actually…
the marinara trench🍅
Russian dolls of sharks (Enormous gigantic mega shark with smaller sharks within.)
He had me on the floor with this video 😂
I misplaced my enormous mystical eggs, hopefully a creature has not stolen them
I was unknowingly waiting for bach to drop a hot vid 🙏🏻🔥
It’s the fact that Wyoming isn’t even near any large bodies of water 😂
off topic but i really love this guy😅
Welcome back John Lennon
yes AMEN!!🙏
That share + more stuff is so stupid, but even worse is how many people have done it.
3:46 this comment got me dying😭😭
“the dark side of the moon” just reminds me of mulan the movie
The Wyoming Cuttlefish has ripped 15% of Noah's ark apart 😔
The Wyoming Cuttlefish