Tom Segura and Joe Rogan: A Symphony of Satire Verse 1: Tom Segura From Cincinnati’s cradle to comedy’s crown, Tom Segura’s sharp wit never lets us down. With Christina P., they weave tales so spry, Their podcast’s a tapestry of laughs that never die. Chorus: Tom and Joe, jesters of the night, Their humor’s a beacon, a radiant light. With quips and tales, they banish the gloom, Two maestros of mirth, lighting up the room. Verse 2: Joe Rogan Joe Rogan’s a titan, in the ring and on stage, From UFC battles to wisdom of the sage. His podcast’s a journey through mind and might, Exploring the cosmos, from morning ’til night. Bridge: Tom’s specials on Netflix, his humor so keen, From “Ball Hog” to “Sledgehammer,” his wit is supreme. Joe’s stand-up is sharp, his commentary precise, With friends like Tom, they break comedy’s ice. Chorus: Tom and Joe, jesters of the night, Their humor’s a beacon, a radiant light. With quips and tales, they banish the gloom, Two maestros of mirth, lighting up the room. Outro: From podcasts to specials, their reign is clear, Tom Segura and Joe Rogan, legends we hold dear. With each jest and jibe, they illuminate the show, Two titans of comedy, with laughter in tow. Tom Segura, the comedic artisan, crafts narratives with a deft touch in his Netflix specials like “Ball Hog” and “Disgraceful,” captivating audiences globally. His podcasts, “Your Mom’s House” and “Two Bears One Cave,” co-hosted with Christina Pazsitzky and Bert Kreischer respectively, are a testament to his narrative prowess and humor . Joe Rogan, a polymath in entertainment, merges the worlds of stand-up comedy and UFC commentary. His podcast, “The Joe Rogan Experience,” delves into a plethora of topics, engaging millions with its depth and breadth . Together, Segura and Rogan epitomize the zenith of contemporary comedy, each bringing their unique, nuanced style to the stage and airwaves, forging connections through their masterful humor and storytelling.
Song: “The Laugh Factory Duo” (Verse 1) From Cincinnati’s heart, Tom Segura took flight, With stories and laughs, he lights up the night. Netflix specials and podcasts galore, “Ball Hog” and “Sledgehammer,” he’s got laughs in store. He’s toured the globe with wit so quick, In “Your Mom’s House,” he lays it thick. With Christina by his side, the jokes never die, In Austin, they laugh ’til they cry. (Chorus) Tom and Joe, on the comedy scene, Living the dream, like a well-oiled machine. Stand-up kings with a podcast reign, Together they bring joy, through humor and pain. (Verse 2) Joe Rogan’s world, a wild ride, From UFC to podcasts, he’s got nothing to hide. “Fear Factor” fame, to “The Joe Rogan Experience,” Deep dives into life, with no interference. In Austin, they both found their way, With mics and minds, they seize the day. Elk meat and kettlebells, Joe keeps it real, Tom’s tales and jokes, they’re the laughter seal. (Chorus) Tom and Joe, on the comedy scene, Living the dream, like a well-oiled machine. Stand-up kings with a podcast reign, Together they bring joy, through humor and pain. (Bridge) Two bears in a cave, making the world laugh, Tom and Joe, on a comedic path. From specials to tours, they never rest, In the world of comedy, they’re the best. (Outro) So here’s to Tom and Joe, the laughter we crave, In every punchline, in every wave. From Cincinnati to Boston, their laughter roars, Two comedic giants, forever adored. This song celebrates the comedic journeys of Tom Segura and Joe Rogan, highlighting their stand-up specials, podcasts, and significant contributions to comedy. Tom Segura is known for his Netflix specials like “Ball Hog” and “Sledgehammer,” and his popular podcasts “Your Mom’s House” and “2 Bears 1 Cave” . Joe Rogan, on the other hand, is famed for “The Joe Rogan Experience,” his work with UFC, and his past hosting of “Fear Factor” . Both comedians have found a home and a creative haven in Austin, Texas.
Damn, our household only makes $180k per year, in California it's still not enough. I can't afford to listen to this billionaire podcast. I can't even afford to look at the cars they talk about. This poor person will do Tommy a favor and leave...😂
My favorite part of these types of episodes is when you can hear Jamie laugh in the background.
Spotify deal somethings been freed up
Delayed GRATIFICATION not gratitude. Lol.
"Jamie pull up every episode I've done."
“People that are more popular than they are talented…” * Tom giggles from firsthand experience 😂 58:03
"Why do I know this", I felt that Joe
The fact this is on TH-cam and Joe just shared shit they took down is fkn epic
Can I get the first 2 minutes as a pump up jam
Why is JRE spam uploading 😂
Cause his new Spotify deal allows him to put his library back on youtube
Joe’s gotta chill 😂
Tom the Mannnn
Tom Segura and Joe Rogan: A Symphony of Satire
Verse 1: Tom Segura
From Cincinnati’s cradle to comedy’s crown,
Tom Segura’s sharp wit never lets us down.
With Christina P., they weave tales so spry,
Their podcast’s a tapestry of laughs that never die.
Chorus:
Tom and Joe, jesters of the night,
Their humor’s a beacon, a radiant light.
With quips and tales, they banish the gloom,
Two maestros of mirth, lighting up the room.
Verse 2: Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan’s a titan, in the ring and on stage,
From UFC battles to wisdom of the sage.
His podcast’s a journey through mind and might,
Exploring the cosmos, from morning ’til night.
Bridge:
Tom’s specials on Netflix, his humor so keen,
From “Ball Hog” to “Sledgehammer,” his wit is supreme.
Joe’s stand-up is sharp, his commentary precise,
With friends like Tom, they break comedy’s ice.
Chorus:
Tom and Joe, jesters of the night,
Their humor’s a beacon, a radiant light.
With quips and tales, they banish the gloom,
Two maestros of mirth, lighting up the room.
Outro:
From podcasts to specials, their reign is clear,
Tom Segura and Joe Rogan, legends we hold dear.
With each jest and jibe, they illuminate the show,
Two titans of comedy, with laughter in tow.
Tom Segura, the comedic artisan, crafts narratives with a deft touch in his Netflix specials like “Ball Hog” and “Disgraceful,” captivating audiences globally. His podcasts, “Your Mom’s House” and “Two Bears One Cave,” co-hosted with Christina Pazsitzky and Bert Kreischer respectively, are a testament to his narrative prowess and humor .
Joe Rogan, a polymath in entertainment, merges the worlds of stand-up comedy and UFC commentary. His podcast, “The Joe Rogan Experience,” delves into a plethora of topics, engaging millions with its depth and breadth .
Together, Segura and Rogan epitomize the zenith of contemporary comedy, each bringing their unique, nuanced style to the stage and airwaves, forging connections through their masterful humor and storytelling.
This guy was funny when he broke his arm
I got trust issues Jamie don't do this
Song: “The Laugh Factory Duo”
(Verse 1)
From Cincinnati’s heart, Tom Segura took flight,
With stories and laughs, he lights up the night.
Netflix specials and podcasts galore,
“Ball Hog” and “Sledgehammer,” he’s got laughs in store.
He’s toured the globe with wit so quick,
In “Your Mom’s House,” he lays it thick.
With Christina by his side, the jokes never die,
In Austin, they laugh ’til they cry.
(Chorus)
Tom and Joe, on the comedy scene,
Living the dream, like a well-oiled machine.
Stand-up kings with a podcast reign,
Together they bring joy, through humor and pain.
(Verse 2)
Joe Rogan’s world, a wild ride,
From UFC to podcasts, he’s got nothing to hide.
“Fear Factor” fame, to “The Joe Rogan Experience,”
Deep dives into life, with no interference.
In Austin, they both found their way,
With mics and minds, they seize the day.
Elk meat and kettlebells, Joe keeps it real,
Tom’s tales and jokes, they’re the laughter seal.
(Chorus)
Tom and Joe, on the comedy scene,
Living the dream, like a well-oiled machine.
Stand-up kings with a podcast reign,
Together they bring joy, through humor and pain.
(Bridge)
Two bears in a cave, making the world laugh,
Tom and Joe, on a comedic path.
From specials to tours, they never rest,
In the world of comedy, they’re the best.
(Outro)
So here’s to Tom and Joe, the laughter we crave,
In every punchline, in every wave.
From Cincinnati to Boston, their laughter roars,
Two comedic giants, forever adored.
This song celebrates the comedic journeys of Tom Segura and Joe Rogan, highlighting their stand-up specials, podcasts, and significant contributions to comedy. Tom Segura is known for his Netflix specials like “Ball Hog” and “Sledgehammer,” and his popular podcasts “Your Mom’s House” and “2 Bears 1 Cave” . Joe Rogan, on the other hand, is famed for “The Joe Rogan Experience,” his work with UFC, and his past hosting of “Fear Factor” . Both comedians have found a home and a creative haven in Austin, Texas.
Sir, this is a Wendy's...
@@Deadinternetzero omg I am Kevin!!
That's me,20yrs in law enforcement but I couldn't do it anymore so I hit the career reset mode at 40,im less stressed but financially way worst off
28:30...chocolate croissants.
Yooo I think you uploaded all of your podcast on accident
Damn, our household only makes $180k per year, in California it's still not enough.
I can't afford to listen to this billionaire podcast. I can't even afford to look at the cars they talk about. This poor person will do Tommy a favor and leave...😂
WTF for the uploads😂😂
Fun fact. If you double tap this comment, it will actually automatically LIKE IT🎉
Is that right ??
Did not even know that was possible
Grow up
No dice🫵
Fun fact: I disliked it
hates poors
He literally uploaded 10 podcast rn he has to be hacked
Think I might have a crush on Todd…🙂↔️ No disrespect Tina.
dont expect to laugh on this one. holyu SHIT what a snore fest
In N Out and their HIV fries 🤣
Less than 50k views?? 😂
The flood gates have opened
Don't forget the student loans, just remove the intrest incurred and moving forward, no more interest.
Whats happening 😂
oh the rich guy? he aint funny
he’a too good for us poor people who gotta check their luggage
Lmao he's hilarious. Hate if you want to. Tommy hasn't changed at all. Y'all just can't take literal jokes
@@kylebishop2555 fr
Hahaha Tom has the lowest of these uploads by a MILE
So, did the Jamie hit a c Crack pipe oday, or did he get hacked?
The irony 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is wrong with all the videos on this channel having 1k views
Speaking of delayed gratitude, when is Joe gonna smoke some crack with his guests? Too much ego.
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I remember when we thought tom was funny!
gonna go take a shit and I expect to be the top comment when I get back
Bro thought he was gonna cook
whats going on lol
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