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- "How can a pocket sized kitty like you fight me, meow??"
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Keiko Kawayui - Childe
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![Meaningless || Chilumi - Genshin Impact [Comic Dub]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/F6d8oytjKeQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Zhongli: "Let's have a pillar fight!"
Xiao and Childe: "You mean a pillow fight?"
Zongli: "No."
**random archon trying to save the ppl of liyue from the meteors because zhongli will have order**
Rip Xiao and Childe you'll be missed
should be more likes
I swear, one of these days someone’s gonna find an exploit that will actually allow zhongli to kick his pillar to spin.
Zhongli will make them feel the wrath of the rock
Plot twist:Zhongli is one of the Pillar Men
Zhongli:if my words can't explain well, my pillar will
Me:I would rather use your dragon form :)
That pillar kick 😂😂😂
New rule: Don't make bother Zhonglie on his peacfull day.
Oooo~
Great VA!!
Zhongli: If those two had a fight, use a pillar. If that don't work, use more pillar.
Meet the zhongli
Imprison them in pilla
zhongli c1 dual wields pillars
@@Wowimsick i have c1 zhongli. I put 2 pillar and one boulder, i call it reverse PP
And if the fight even more...
Then It is absolutely acceptable to destroy a whole city
Should've summoned meteors, then.
They might die tho.
@@mayo7082 Zhongli summons meteors, but holds short. Glares menacingly until both Xiao and Childe stop bickering.
Zhongli: Now. Will. You. Two. Stop. FIGHTING?! (Meteors float right behind him)
What strong power you got there sir.
Should have said I will have order
You can't reason with a statue.
"if my words can't explain well, my pillar will"
- Zhongli 2021
That can Line can be Put out of context very easily
@@Dante_luvr 😳
Which pillar😟....
@@vixxenoski 😳
How pillar🤔
And on this side ladies and gentlemen, we can see a dad with his archer wannabe older son and the cosplayer emo younger son in their natural habitat. Please keep your distance at all times and be careful of flying pillars
PLS NOT EMO COSPLAYER-😭
"ARCHER WANNABE SON" I'm crying 😂
Do not forget about the falling Geo rocks in case Zhongli decides to intervene.
I 😭😭😭
Archer wallet*
He just kicked his pillar..HOW-
He's a dragon lol
Dont skip leg days, that’s all
I mean he used to hurdle mountain size spears before, so I don't think kicking a pillar would be hard for him at all
Because He angy
I read
He just tickled his pillar 💀
Childe's scream tho-
1:51
Or 1:52 ig
*A*
AAaAahH-
sounds just like a child he is
Poor Zhongli... He just wants them to get along. 🤦🏻♀️
There's no way anyone can get along with diplomat like him . Man it makes my blood boil when people ship lumine with childe
@@mickey7758 Why
@@lizzylala4703 I don't know maybe it's because of the genshin community when pallad pushed sucrose they were all like die die and when the childe was beating the crap out of lumine/aether they all were like we saw nothing. It really annoys me when people judge other with their faces not by their hearts .
@@mickey7758 yeah Pallad was just hypothermic and you get delusional and disoriented when this happens so it was a misunderstanding while Childe purposely tried to kill Traveler
@@lizzylala4703 finally someone agreed with me . I am really glad that I met you .
I'm totally with Xiao here.
Also it's like Xiao is Zhongli's son fighting the creepy guy trying to hook up with his dad after his mom left.
This is exactly the vibe I get lmao
OMG LMAO THIS IS SO TRUE HAHAHAHA
PLS I'M WHEEZING-
LMAO DONT SAY IT THAT WAY
Bruh his mom figure fkin died
Zhongli's such a dad lmao
Someone’s gotta attend to the children lol
@@Doctor_PAP indeedddddd
@@omelette.attack Ikr-they act like two brothers fighting-
Childe is being a Child-
You mean grandpa 😏
That Zhongli voice tho. XD
Thank you! 😄
@@Doctor_PAP good job
@@Doctor_PAP "If my words can't explain well, my pillar will" That is very nice
Zhongli's wallet vs Zhongli's cat-boy son ❤
HAHAHAHAH
ah yes yes XD
Zhongli lecture Childe and Xiao for hours.
Few moment later, saw Ganyu, Qiqi and later Hu Tao causing trouble as Qiqi chase after Coco goat milk and Hu Tao trying to bury Qiqi. Guess a dad job never end easily as he going to lecture them to get along well.
Zhongli: fine
I WILL HAVE ORDER!
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@Hmm ahahha
Zhongli: Why is my retirements more work then my former job as an Archon? I'm not even your father!
Everyone:........... Your not.
Zhongli: I mean, yeah.
*Ganyu and Hu Tao start crying, Xaio look away depress, Child and Qiqi look ready to kneel over and cry in a huddle position.*
Zhongli:....... Hey now. I didn't mean it. Come on. Let go to Ninnguan and have dinner at the table. So stop crying please.
@@asher5455 how do you do that in the first place
@@unavailabletester5266 copy pasted someome else ahaha
"Who doesn't obey to Rex Lapis,shall feel the wrath of the rock"
Xiao and the Fatui didn't listen :P
Wow even baal is afraid of the geo archon that just tells us that zongli is a scary person
It's about drive it about power we stay hun.......
@@burnedppotato gry we devour put in the work put in the hours and take what's ours
Wow didn't expect zhong get new update and that is to carry a damn pillar🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍
That's his equivalent of him using a chancla or a rubber slipper
Expected Zhongli to say *I WILL HAVE ORDER* when they were arguing
I’ll get the funeral parlor on the line. Do you want them to share a coffin or still be in separate one still. (Hopefully they have ones the size of a pancake. At least it will not coast to much to be custom made.)
Just say "Fatui money"
Hu Tao will take care of the rest
Alright, two coffins please, a long one and a short one.
Deleted scene: lumine runs in grabbing the pillar and slam dunks it on both of them
And then takes Childe's money
@@sora_in_the_sky Then Paimon steals the money and gets a lifetimes worth of sticky honey roast
@@munchilvesyou.6592 Is that all you think about?
You know as the emergency food you shouldn't be doing anything like that, you might get cooked into Paimon Roast
@@sora_in_the_sky For the last time, PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD!!
@@munchilvesyou.6592 Whatever you say Paimon Roast~
Zhongli: Xiao don't scare my wallet he only appears once a week and you don't want to upset the traveller aswell
Childe: Im what now?
Wallet you are fatui Boi
I like how they hug each other in fear, like the fight didn't even happen
the one thing they can agree on
Damn xaio's voice is so accurate
WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT HOW XIAO'S VOICE IS SO WELL DONE, LIKE-
I KNOW RIGHT???
Lumine: *casually drinking an iced tea*
Xiao & Childe: *girly frightened screams*
Paimon: Uh should we do something?
Lumine: Nah, Zhongli's dishing out order. Somebody must have interrupted his day off again. *watches Zhongli drag a KO'd Xiao and Childe away*
Paimon: Uh....
Lumine: *giggles* See? He had order.
Childe's voice is so good
Childe laughing at Xiao for being a pet, while being a walking purse...XD
Why everyone scary
u see theres the kitty of this world and the child(e) the kitty is the air kitty they get mad when child(e) annoys him but i forgot the Grandpa the one who smacks them with pillars when they dont listen
@@biancamacusi that didn’t help
@@justafrog3578 Just stay away from them okay..??
@@Izasuki ok then
@@justafrog3578 good boi ^^
Wtf he just kicked the pillar and did more damage. I am going to do the same
If I have zhongli
the pillar he kicked does 999999. imagine the damage of his dinosaur extinction move
DINOSAUR EXTINCTION MOVE BAHAHAHAHA
This is just Zhongli in his non-archon form. Imagine if he still had his gnosis.
Rex Lapis, Origin Archon is going to be busted af.
@@mcdonnell-douglasdc-1056 all because of his obligation to fulfill the contract
@@izzuddinyusof1093 Game: No! You cannot exceed the damage limit!
Rex Lapis, Origin Archon: How about no?
*does so much damage that the universe can't even handle it*
HIT ME WITH YOUR PILLAR
Bruh the weapon is holding xiao 💀
I thought he would just summon an meteor and say :
’’ I WILL HAVE ORDER
"My pillar will" mah gawd soo nice that was perfect xD
"Rocks fall, everyone dies." Flips the table.
Zhongli : "If my words can't explain well, my pillar will"
Me : "which pillar do you mean? The one you holding or..."
I will have order!
Omg-
*Censored by the ONU*
@@AVC823 Thanks-
It wouldve been cooler for zhongli to say “I WILL HAVE ORDER” when he told xiao and childe to shut up
"If one disturbs somebody, they shall face the wrath of the rock."
I expected him to transform into his dragon form or summoning meteors but yeah kicking the pillar would do lmao
zhongli angrily screaming enough has blessed my ears Im not worthy
Plot Twist: Childe was just Jealous of Xiao Because Xiao Get's Pats From Zhongli.
...y e a h.
Childe why did you bully Xiao🥺
Ha! Serves you right lmao
*If you ever mock him again I will send you to Celestia with my Anemo powers-*
@@anemowanderer2507 oh not like you are any better mooch man
@@shamblesbutdeux wat did I say
Poor Xiao! He was doing a good job and calmed down when he first told but Childe kept pestering him. Zhongli shouldn’t have kept telling Xiao to behave when Childe is the instigator 🥺
This is so Xiao!
I love how childe is picking on Xiao for his size lol.
its the pillar of peaceful agreement
thought he would just
*have order*
"My pillar will"
"More like the weapon is holding you then you holding the weapon"
_Childe no stop-_ 😭
I love how in the video Childe and Xiao want to kill eachother,but end up hugging eachother because Zhongli threats them with his pillar
I like how it's practically canon Xiao is a catboy now
ZHONG DONG SLAMMING😂😂😂
He WILL have order
Zhongli: **gets enraged**
Me: "I WILL HAVE ORD-"
Zhongli: "ENOUGH"
Me: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
Lmaooooo
im sorry, i dont mean to be rude but, xiao sounds a little like spongebob
EXCUSE ME-!???😭✋
Emo spongebob 😳😳😳
*I do like the idea of xiao as a kitty tho that’d be so cute and wholesome 🥺*
Okay but hearing Xiao said,"damn useless fatui" already makes me satisfied as I hate Childe,I’m soo proud of my edgy boi
*Childe and Xiao fighting*
Zhongli: I WILL HAVE ORDER
Childe and Xiao: Huh?
Zhongli: 💀
Maybe banning fighting for childe will be suiting punishment
To be honest, Childe doesn't give off Fatui vibes. He's just...Childe, manager of the Northland Bank, lives probably a few meters away from the Wangsheng Funeral parlor to accomodate Zhongli's Mora requests.
He should have went: "I WILL HAVE ORDER"
Xiao really said the equivalent of: 'when did I ask?' 🕳🚶
Why is Xiao's voice so soothing to me 😌
CHILDE STOP BULLYING THIS SMALL LITTLE EMO CAT HES TOO PRECIOUSSS 😭
His pillar will he say🤔
😂that line out of context "if my words can't explain well, my piller will."
I now like imagine Zhongli grabs the pillars out of now where and yeets it with his hands into the ground every time-
Damn Fatui
I can't help, but Xiao's voice was like Plugg's for me (from Miraculous). XD P.S.: I like of you make some fan dub about him, it really suits you. ;)
If mY WoRDs CanT eXpLaiN wEll mY pIllAr WiLl
*Hmph*
Dont try and make fun of me again Tartaglia
Also…….. no……. I do not like head pats
From *anyone*
…… maybe a tiny bit from Rex La- Zhongli or Traveler
*N-No! Not at all i mean……….*
*Shut up*
I thought in the end he will be like *I WILL HAVE REST TODAY!*
Bro is gonna make them extinct like the dinosuars 😭😭🖐🖐
Единственный раз когда уроки английского не прошли зря
They'll obey Zhongli...oh yeah.. *sip*
I did not expect two likes...thank you. : - ) (edit)
Childe, Xiao's an adeptus and lore wise, he's more powerful than you. Are you just having a death wish?
next thing you hear is: *i will have order*
0:39
lmao wtf was that distorted "scaAaArRrRed"
Childe gonna be the real kitty when lumine patt’sshis head
i know this is just a comic but xiao will probably not fight childe because xiao duty is to eliminate demons not mortals.. but great comic anyway 👍
This gave me siblings fight vibes. And Zhongli is their daddy
Childe appears
*Liyue battle theme starts playing*
I would like to imagine that this was how Zhong Li parented Xiao-
I THOUGHT IT WAS PRONOUNCED CHIEL-DAY NOT,CHILD AHAHWN
well i defeated childe with xiao sooooo
( Edit: Is is me or do i hear dragonspine music)
*IF MY WORDS CAN'T EXPLAIN WELL, MY PILLAR WILL!!*
Xiao and razor would be good friends Xiao and razor sound similar
"Is that the.... *Pillar of Discipline...?*
i was just joking around but they dont understand💔
Zhongli: *I WILL HAVE ORDER*
Zhongli: I WILL HAVE ORDER
01:30 Zhongli after buff be like:
Xiao sounds like chongyun- I like it
This is why I don't trust childe with anyone
What's funny is that Xiao can beat the shit outta childe