Speed Dating Disaster | S3EP20

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  • @bradleypage4087
    @bradleypage4087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Ryan brings the best moments hands down, the confusion around the “look”. Christ I’m actually crying

  • @parsanajjari7940
    @parsanajjari7940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Liked the episode , shared it to 10 of my friends as well. And now I'm writing a comment too. I'm doing everything you wanted Stephen , please give me my son back.

  • @SSJPENGUIN
    @SSJPENGUIN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “I was a pedophile, at the time”
    As though he's reformed his life in the week since😫
    Can't believe Ryan's gradually becoming my favourite

  • @lewisshorten4012
    @lewisshorten4012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Can you do something about the light reflecting off Ryan’s forehead

    • @KieranAtkins
      @KieranAtkins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      blinding

    • @st420x
      @st420x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And foreskin

    • @sebtaylor7718
      @sebtaylor7718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the mighty beacon

    • @DannyMoreComedy
      @DannyMoreComedy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Easier to grant world peace

    • @stateofmind91
      @stateofmind91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Embrace it is what I say... its almost like a halo above him.

  • @thatlazguy
    @thatlazguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Maxi's Taxis might end up one of the greatest segments to ever grace this podcast

    • @hm4654
      @hm4654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually nothing short of the truth what a cheeky devil

  • @alexwenman780
    @alexwenman780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Max’s Taxi needs to be a weekly segment that was absolute GOLD

  • @coysking9646
    @coysking9646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I’ve got a sneaky feeling that all ten of the Series 3 Top 10 moments will be Ryan

  • @KieranAtkins
    @KieranAtkins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    another hilarious episode, sadly this is always the highlight of my week!

    • @nathankay-doney2143
      @nathankay-doney2143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know the feeling 😂

    • @benking743
      @benking743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, it’s getting embarrassing now

  • @coysking9646
    @coysking9646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Maxi’s Taxi’s is already the best segment on this poddy 🔥

  • @MegaSlanguage
    @MegaSlanguage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    27:55 ‘who the fuck’s Shanice?! You can get fucked’ had me in stitches

  • @valconix6098
    @valconix6098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    22:48 is such an underrated joke by Max, also ‘get woke, prick.’ - Sidney Sausage 2022

    • @frstmusic7145
      @frstmusic7145 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t get it can someone please tell me

    • @TylerD2skl4kl
      @TylerD2skl4kl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brilliant joke!!!!

  • @lewis7316
    @lewis7316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ryans brain needs to be preserved and looked at when its all said and done for him his thought process is holy

  • @GreenKimchee
    @GreenKimchee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the channel should be called "Ryan Tries Less". He's a man amongst men.

  • @tomkenny3335
    @tomkenny3335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Max’s taxis is better than any segment Tim looneys ever done

  • @BigMadAndy
    @BigMadAndy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Ryan should take dating advice from his mum. Im sure she’s received some great tips in her time.

    • @Mudpluggs
      @Mudpluggs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      only 2 quid a time

    • @BigMadAndy
      @BigMadAndy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Mudpluggs she’s mugged you off there, Ive heard she usually does freebie’s.

    • @BestBoyPatrick
      @BestBoyPatrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No she’s actually very reasonably priced

    • @bigchungus_2806
      @bigchungus_2806 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mostly Ryan's tip

  • @stateofmind91
    @stateofmind91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm liking the variety of Max's new segments.

  • @JayAngles1986
    @JayAngles1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I know Stephen is famous for his quick wit, double entendres, undercutting everyone, basically his comedy IQ is way up there but seeing him doing a funny funny acting like a nutter is quite endearing. That blind date segment had me laughing so much it hurt my stomach. Just seeing how far you can get Ryan being uncomfortable is the way forward.
    I’d love to see some more takes on old shows, mr and mrs, countdown, the wall, weakest link, university challenge, maybe when there is a special with more of you. Or better yet isn’t there a Crystal maze place in Manchester? Give us a special with Ryan being in the Crystal at the end but instead of money it being dildos falling down

    • @fishstar2974
      @fishstar2974 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice fetish at the end. I'm willingly to contribute

  • @BestBoyPatrick
    @BestBoyPatrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Maxi’s Taxis is absolutely class

  • @charleyrobinson632
    @charleyrobinson632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Max’s taxis is my new favourite segment

  • @matthewjames7159
    @matthewjames7159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Max’s Taxi’s is my favourite segment rn

  • @Tobinator127
    @Tobinator127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Max's Taxis was incredible

  • @sammyg679
    @sammyg679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Absolutely love this boys! May it continue to the far future! 💯

  • @billkinard9570
    @billkinard9570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Looney, Looney! Wednesday is now my favorite day of the week! Up the STP!

  • @oli3160
    @oli3160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The date may have been the worst yet best moment ever

  • @Mstriker5
    @Mstriker5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Maxs Taxi is the best thing since sliced bread

  • @autonomica
    @autonomica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ryan is a national treasure

  • @UncleSheoTV
    @UncleSheoTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    That was a “REEEEE” with chest, well done Tom 01:08:11

    • @Leadehh
      @Leadehh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I live for these reeeeees

  • @TheeEnglishKnight
    @TheeEnglishKnight 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the entire glove bit ffs 😂 and ryans confusion with the word 'luck' . i didnt even know southerners said the 2 words differently

  • @sdrummer123
    @sdrummer123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    28:13 Yes, Ryan - you can have another minute with me

  • @archiejacob24
    @archiejacob24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    maxi's taxi's is incredible

  • @josephglynn9325
    @josephglynn9325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Thought you’d cloned Ryan until looney and max arrived

  • @aaronpalmer4997
    @aaronpalmer4997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favourite part of this episode is at 37:53 when Tom slightly chokes on his words, don’t know why it made me laugh so much

  • @ZNJMCC
    @ZNJMCC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Maxis Taxis could have a twist where you pick three ridiculous words max has to use

  • @TheLlamaKid
    @TheLlamaKid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ryan needs to be on every week

  • @Only_Oliver
    @Only_Oliver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    First time listening to this episode I was at work. During Maxi's taxis the person I was working next to asked me if I was ok because I was crying (with laughter) Please keep Maxi's taxis and make it a part of every episode

  • @Jayden-we2on
    @Jayden-we2on 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The best podcast in the uk!

  • @Big.Joe.Grizzly
    @Big.Joe.Grizzly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ryannnn ryannnnnnnnn rryyyaaannnnnnnnn

  • @shahhaque5242
    @shahhaque5242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:12 great start to the podcast stephen

  • @Flyndlee
    @Flyndlee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    best podcast ever

  • @joshuabarns4763
    @joshuabarns4763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Happy to see Stephen play Brian’s mum (life of Brian ) when speed dating Ryan

  • @TheLlamaKid
    @TheLlamaKid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the best episodes

  • @Vegetabawz
    @Vegetabawz ปีที่แล้ว

    "Mandem needs a price check"
    Max is a gem of a human.

  • @philjohnston9889
    @philjohnston9889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Dave is often called the dumbest on this podcast but I’m sorry that poor lad is getting that label when clearly Ryan holds that proud title 😂 the man never knows what is going on/ what they are talking about and gets stuff constantly wrong 😂 still love you though RYYYAANNN! 😘

    • @nathankay-doney2143
      @nathankay-doney2143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he’s in a constant state of “high as fuck”

  • @Mitchell4691
    @Mitchell4691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ryan's hair looks really good in this episode ;)

  • @slippy3429
    @slippy3429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After listening to speed dating, I couldn’t wait to see it

  • @sammyg679
    @sammyg679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Funniest blind dating ever 😂😂😂

  • @diegoforlan2324
    @diegoforlan2324 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:17:40 awww so sweet how looney is concerned about Ryan getting to work on time

  • @nathankay-doney2143
    @nathankay-doney2143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not usually a massive fan of Max’s style of segment. (I’m assuming they’re purposely ironically bad? Who knows.) Max’s Taxi’s however? Golden.
    All hail Ryan.

  • @jasonmw1471
    @jasonmw1471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Speed dating Ryan's mum should be next episode ™️🚀

  • @lucasdurand428
    @lucasdurand428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I won't lie max completely fooled me with the glove bit. Was about to write a complaint 😂

  • @quentinball7828
    @quentinball7828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My investigation is ongoing 🔍 Looney I’m onto you

  • @fishstar2974
    @fishstar2974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sydney sausage needs a return
    "Have you got kids?
    Boy or girl?
    Both
    Oh boy and a girl
    No only one " 🤣🤣🤣obviously paraphrasing

  • @reubennewyorkknicks8191
    @reubennewyorkknicks8191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hello Stephen lad

  • @Euan17
    @Euan17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We love you Stephen, WE DO 🥵🔥

  • @lt8599
    @lt8599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looney the icon had to make the poddy his own with that catwalk entrance the sexy man

  • @veesvoyages
    @veesvoyages 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can't lie, Ryan had decent game during that speed dating

  • @coysking9646
    @coysking9646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I may be the first (and last ever) person to comment this but… RYAN! RYAN! RYAN!

  • @Mechrissyg
    @Mechrissyg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RYAAAAN!!! RYAAAAN!!!

  • @macca696
    @macca696 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stevie wonder would complete a crossword with more accuracy than Ryan's speed dating answers

  • @danieljones6072
    @danieljones6072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Is Erin out the picture?? 😭

  • @KateFromingsAuthor
    @KateFromingsAuthor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who else likes the new video before the intro's over? I don't care what they're going to talk about, STP deserves a 'like' just for getting me excited in the morning. Not in that way you dirty-minded little man.... Maybe a bit in that way

  • @Charlie-d4b7v
    @Charlie-d4b7v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    was a bit confused that it was only stephen on at the start

  • @benphillips1149
    @benphillips1149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can you get ryan to wear his beanie again? His forehead looks unstable.
    Thanks.

  • @ethanstorey5007
    @ethanstorey5007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sounds like Brians Mam off Life of Brian

  • @aaronmoorhouse6107
    @aaronmoorhouse6107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is the best but worst podcast in existence. I have an unhealthy Addiction to it watching this shit lol

  • @harrykelly1890
    @harrykelly1890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    genuinely feel sorry for Ryan now

  • @jamez477
    @jamez477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why was Ann Tique undercover as Sydney Sausage....?

  • @hamishcraig5178
    @hamishcraig5178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn, Sidney Sausage got me acting up. Who's got her @?

  • @tomfox541
    @tomfox541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    fucking great when that dave fella aint there

  • @tullzz2
    @tullzz2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Top 100 already I’m smellin big things. The states are talkin

  • @jasonmw1471
    @jasonmw1471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why don't you set up Ryan's Facebook dating profile basically same as tinder but getting him banned from fb would be funny 👌

  • @flip7139
    @flip7139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looney Tom shops at charity shops? He’s never mentioned this before…

  • @harveygibb4734
    @harveygibb4734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alright stephen, by any chance do you have Sidney Sausage’s number? Asking for a friend. I promise

  • @Samsonfs
    @Samsonfs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching as all of you slowly lose your sanity

  • @bangandthedirtisgone5536
    @bangandthedirtisgone5536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That’s the Tom looney I know

  • @joelg10605
    @joelg10605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss wax max

  • @jamesnuttall2614
    @jamesnuttall2614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Max wheezes at 32:27, it deffo needs to go in some sort of hall of fame because that sound is sexual

  • @arjunsrinath8464
    @arjunsrinath8464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    32:25

    • @creasyhr
      @creasyhr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Iron Man's repulser

    • @arjunsrinath8464
      @arjunsrinath8464 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@creasyhr deflating tyre

  • @nothinbutgood
    @nothinbutgood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Didn’t like max stealing looneys spotlight with the news

  • @MrAshbo93
    @MrAshbo93 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice

  • @hayweb866
    @hayweb866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0.07seconds > Jim Mooney has lost some weight xxx

  • @stateofmind91
    @stateofmind91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ryan's forehead is looking particularly shiny this week.

  • @mattytooby
    @mattytooby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ryan again, gonna have to drown him out with some elevator music

    • @brendancarey2875
      @brendancarey2875 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could be worse.
      Could be Dave.

    • @mattytooby
      @mattytooby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfer Dave tbh his laugh actually brings something to it. That being his laugh

    • @brendancarey2875
      @brendancarey2875 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattytooby
      His laugh gives me the heebie jeebies. Shiver down my spine 😅
      Like marmite I suppose. Either love it or hate it.

    • @mattytooby
      @mattytooby 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye that’s fair enough mate I guess 😂 good analogy

    • @nathankay-doney2143
      @nathankay-doney2143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uncultured swine. Ryan is my hero.

  • @EmoTurtle9521
    @EmoTurtle9521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn, female looney gonna make me act up

  • @ZsiZsiSzabad
    @ZsiZsiSzabad ปีที่แล้ว

    This video should be edited to start at 6:35

  • @user-hh5cv1mp7r
    @user-hh5cv1mp7r ปีที่แล้ว

    32:00

  • @zacgray4278
    @zacgray4278 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the tate fans were so annoying on your most recent vid

  • @TKM12
    @TKM12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ayyy

  • @United_Wings
    @United_Wings ปีที่แล้ว

    W

  • @reubennewyorkknicks8191
    @reubennewyorkknicks8191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First comment

  • @DK-tt1zt
    @DK-tt1zt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Queen's jubilee cost £28 million? So that's 42 pence per person in taxes, what would you do with the extra 42p Stephen?

    • @mattiegale
      @mattiegale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      not really, not everyone in the uk pays tax

    • @BC-rx9iz
      @BC-rx9iz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I might be pointing out the obvious, but people pay different rates too 😂

  • @Akshat-zw9gr
    @Akshat-zw9gr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    man please get ryan off, he's not needed every episode

    • @Akshat-zw9gr
      @Akshat-zw9gr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      bring in dave instead please

    • @foreverseongnam
      @foreverseongnam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Akshat-zw9gr dave makes the podcasts unbearable with his caveman voice and laugh, i cannot listen to any episodes with him. at least Ryan has a normal voice