The Haircut From Hell | S3EP22

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  • This week we're talking about police, parenting and pulling in Ibiza. We are also joined by the 2nd best Elvis impersonator in the world
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    Starring
    Ryan Lock - / ryan_lock22
    Tom Cooney - / tom_cooney90
    Max Smith - / gongwe
    and myself - / stephentries
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ความคิดเห็น • 106

  • @StephenTriesPodcast
    @StephenTriesPodcast  ปีที่แล้ว +87

    i hope you enjoy the pod, we won't have one next week so make the most of this bad boy x

    • @hernancarrizales6952
      @hernancarrizales6952 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nooooooo

    • @JayAngles1986
      @JayAngles1986 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gutted but you lads deserve a break, have a good holiday and look forward to hearing how Ryan does, secret recordings and audio welcome for two weeks time

    • @Nahtan123
      @Nahtan123 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just get Ryan to do it on his own mate he's well good at talkin is big man

    • @alfiegreco6020
      @alfiegreco6020 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hernancarrizales6952 i I’ll o bbbi vvd SBC mcpm jug z

    • @liam33222
      @liam33222 ปีที่แล้ว

      Update the playlist please and thanks

  • @joelg10605
    @joelg10605 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    20 seconds in and Ryan’s admitted to serial killing animals

    • @purpleaki933
      @purpleaki933 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought this was common knowledge. youve obviously not heard the tragic story of his cats gruesome death

  • @potassiumboron
    @potassiumboron ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Max Smith is GENUINELY my hero and inspiration. Top bloke.

    • @joef6225
      @joef6225 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah but he’s fat isn’t he

  • @nathankay-doney2143
    @nathankay-doney2143 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Ryan is the gift that keeps on giving. Never change, young king.

  • @leahthirling3388
    @leahthirling3388 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The rolled up sleeves, the uniform and the massive forehead, god forbid this podcast has me simping for Ryan Locke 🫣

  • @Canalman
    @Canalman ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Ryan introducing himself at the club is probably the most I've laughed all month

    • @MattRobson1
      @MattRobson1 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "I'M FROM WYCOMBE BUT I LIVE IN THE NORTH"

    • @scottishtaco0335
      @scottishtaco0335 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When Stephen called him “Feo” it must have gave Max “Gordo Gordo” flashbacks lol

    • @wilbo1086
      @wilbo1086 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MattRobson1😊😊

  • @MattRobson1
    @MattRobson1 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Every Wednesday I click on the new podcast with my eyes, fingers, toes, arms and legs crossed that Ryan’s beautiful forehead will appear and my superstitious ways never seem to fail me. Love you Ryan 😘

    • @domyoung8473
      @domyoung8473 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even when he isn’t there you can still see his forehead

    • @MattRobson1
      @MattRobson1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@domyoung8473 so so true Dominic

  • @jamesrooke3053
    @jamesrooke3053 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Keep this lineup always, love Dave but only on specials. RYAAANNNN

  • @bigkeith4336
    @bigkeith4336 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ryaaaaaan is the glue that keeps this podcast together. True pioneer. Dave Cam Joe and that other lad who someone drives about in the sketches are only welcome back on specials.

  • @rubyfairfield2402
    @rubyfairfield2402 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    i'm worried about how attracted i am to ryan this episode, that little uniform can make a comeback anytime

  • @rmk7236
    @rmk7236 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ryan as Elvis = Top 10 moment.

  • @BOYNY_BHOY
    @BOYNY_BHOY ปีที่แล้ว +16

    😂😂I’m dying with tears first time in a long time😂when Stephen tells Ryan to get out for absolutely nothing👍🏻Top notch boys as usual😎.

  • @JamesJohnson-ek5lk
    @JamesJohnson-ek5lk ปีที่แล้ว +18

    There better be a sending off special for Looney

  • @dandyb513
    @dandyb513 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    39:48 Ryan's proctologist was so supportive, during the exam he put both hands on Ryan's shoulders to reassure him

  • @Stannyhand
    @Stannyhand ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Max’s prank calls are AMAZING.

  • @lukekingsland5851
    @lukekingsland5851 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    - Can't act for Toffee, + Will act for Toffee was absolute genius

  • @jack6637
    @jack6637 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The things I’d do to see some classic Ryan Locke game being dropped in Ibiza

  • @stateofmind91
    @stateofmind91 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Single women of Ibiza watch out for a freshly shaven Ryan Lock on the prowl... lock up your daughters... and cats.

  • @harveygibb4734
    @harveygibb4734 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I never thought there would be a song which trumped ‘Handjob on the Open Road.’ However, ‘Say Hello to my Little Fishies’ is nothing short of a masterpiece, and I will now listen to nothing else until my demise.

    • @yeahyeah4433
      @yeahyeah4433 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He sung it with such passion

  • @johnnyfr1906
    @johnnyfr1906 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Is that theGongwe from twitch?

  • @SadieCameron
    @SadieCameron ปีที่แล้ว +3

    48:06 best acting I've seen from Ryan in a LOOOONNNNGGGG time

  • @benzwatts03
    @benzwatts03 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Max’s “Quarterback” quip made me nearly choke on my orange juice, Max nearly ruined my brekkie and thus should be punished. Reee

  • @gamershdlb
    @gamershdlb ปีที่แล้ว +4

    fuck the view count keep these coming after the break we all love it. big up bolton

  • @lucyjackson648
    @lucyjackson648 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ahahaha me and my mum watch the podcast together and she cries in laughter at the the little scenarios especially with Ryan 😭🤣🤣

  • @jamesgillespie9404
    @jamesgillespie9404 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What episode was the first appearance of "oi, did you hear what that Looney bloke just said?"
    I have no idea how I used to survive without his grand scoops

    • @MattRobson1
      @MattRobson1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      like series 2 episode 36/37

    • @jamesgillespie9404
      @jamesgillespie9404 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MattRobson1 you're right, it's from episode 37 'how Max became an athlete", I'd been looking through season 3 episodes, thanks!

  • @taruncampling2177
    @taruncampling2177 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:30 “visual” tends to be how everyone watches things ryan

  • @stateofmind91
    @stateofmind91 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Having a salad and beer and watching this in honour of our hero Mr Lock.

  • @hayweb866
    @hayweb866 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I regularly say ‘great call back’ to my partner who has zero idea what I’m on about

  • @N7CKH7LL
    @N7CKH7LL ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ryan’s Writing should be a new segment of him writing his jokes, so bad it’s good. RYAN!

  • @legster983
    @legster983 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Again an hilarious podcast!! X thanks lads

  • @fishstar2974
    @fishstar2974 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ryan's on top form the gurn was impeccable

  • @delthafunky333
    @delthafunky333 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    can we please get a compilation of purely clips of Tom looneys celebrity gossip it's honestly addictive

  • @gdidj019
    @gdidj019 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Message for Max the myth Smith, keep up the weight loss work fella, you can catch flies with honey, but will catch more honey’s being fly

  • @lucaspipe3629
    @lucaspipe3629 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do I feel like the top 10 best moments are just gonna be all Ryan

  • @willmuirr
    @willmuirr ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Petition to get Looney's flight cancelled indefintely.

  • @FAVAHORNET
    @FAVAHORNET ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Your trim looks decent tbh Ryan I dont know why it was even made a deal of

  • @Boris_20
    @Boris_20 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Only came here to see the haircut lol

    • @hugoholm5182
      @hugoholm5182 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, thought it was going to be worse tbh

  • @Mudpluggs
    @Mudpluggs ปีที่แล้ว +2

    howdy looney, if you're headed over to Vietnam make a stop in Thailand - im a manchester lad living here and it's a bloody belter - if you require a translator gizzaholla

  • @TheLlamaKid
    @TheLlamaKid ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best podcast out there

  • @AJ_1199
    @AJ_1199 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The police uniform really complements Ryan’s forehead

  • @benjrokeefe
    @benjrokeefe ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stephen says that uncles have gotten a bad rap as if he isn't the one peddling them

  • @Euan17
    @Euan17 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We love you Stephen, WE DO!! 🥵🔥

  • @reubennewyorkknicks8191
    @reubennewyorkknicks8191 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another banger

  • @InUndertow
    @InUndertow ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well done on the weight loss Max x

  • @thomaslancaster3283
    @thomaslancaster3283 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Really getting a nice character arch with ryan, worried it could go a bit eastenders though.

  • @KrenzyHD
    @KrenzyHD ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Used your Beer52 affiliate link and got the free case as a Fathers Day present, ty Stephen x

  • @ellie848m
    @ellie848m ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m sorry but Ryan in a police uniform 😳😳….. I’m disappointed In my self.
    I love max, he’s top tier.
    Tom’s like that emo kid you can’t hate.

  • @Mechrissyg
    @Mechrissyg ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RYAAAAN!!! RYAAAAN!!!

  • @hdetail
    @hdetail ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone apart of the pompey massive I appreciated maxi's Taxi's

  • @mooncake1754
    @mooncake1754 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just another comment simping for Ryan ✌❤

  • @eeeeeee3245
    @eeeeeee3245 ปีที่แล้ว

    give us a max tom cam and joe pod next week

  • @diegoforlan2324
    @diegoforlan2324 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    tom is going vietnam though :((( i'm sad can he zoom in from there

  • @oioisesh1318
    @oioisesh1318 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Max Smith is a national treasure. Get him on soccer aid id actually watch it then.

  • @Philbon
    @Philbon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Long live the STP

  • @mcchazzamixtape6322
    @mcchazzamixtape6322 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very upset that when Ryan was asked what he wanted to change his name to, he didn’t say pad

  • @wemoveforward6413
    @wemoveforward6413 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ryan is class. Love how fucking mental he is.

  • @stateofmind91
    @stateofmind91 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What did you do for fathers day Ryan?
    - Nothing mate I'm not a Dad
    No but you have one...
    - Oh yeah
    Bless him

  • @coreymorgan5709
    @coreymorgan5709 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd like to multiply the size of Ryan's forehead, so I don't need to buy a 70" inch TV

  • @thomasv-r4357
    @thomasv-r4357 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ryaaan ryaaan top bloke

  • @fishstar2974
    @fishstar2974 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YEEEEE BWOI

  • @tomfox541
    @tomfox541 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    if ryan shaved his head he'd look like fucking callums corner

  • @daisyc4673
    @daisyc4673 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    week after next guest: noah fence

  • @apc9681
    @apc9681 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aqua cars, George and Dragon and Buckland on the Stepehen Tries podcast, Pompey’s massive

  • @florencemaynard3508
    @florencemaynard3508 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ❤️❤️

  • @shahhaque5242
    @shahhaque5242 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    38:28 i am pretty sure tom you can have cysts for longer than that and not even notice it. my dad had a cyst for two years without him noticing it when his head started to make him feel nauseated and sick we had him treated in 2015 and since then he has been recovering well...

  • @Liam1706.
    @Liam1706. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ryan should try growing his facial hair out.

  • @seth.gravity
    @seth.gravity ปีที่แล้ว

    All I can do is look at Maxs mic

  • @morganhearne6526
    @morganhearne6526 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ryan just shave it off lad, I did and I look like the boy in stripe pyjamas, Pretty cool if you ask me.

    • @fishstar2974
      @fishstar2974 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hope you have an ending as happy as the young boy

  • @barneychislett2818
    @barneychislett2818 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Go fund me to get ryan a hair transplant?? He's suffered significant loss and that's a charitable cause we can all back.

  • @amoghsawhney
    @amoghsawhney 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    48:45

  • @amoghsawhney
    @amoghsawhney 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Elvis Locke>>>>>

  • @TheLlamaKid
    @TheLlamaKid ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where is Dave?

  • @dancooling2851
    @dancooling2851 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That forehead is the problem the trims not that bad

  • @xtomtom17
    @xtomtom17 ปีที่แล้ว

    If Tom was a colour he’d be beige

  • @tentaviahernandez4359
    @tentaviahernandez4359 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I see another American guest with biodegradable hair I’m going cause a ruck. I miss Dave’s cute lil face :(

  • @bmofano
    @bmofano ปีที่แล้ว

    When Howard Brown is less woke than you

  • @sonnyriddell8111
    @sonnyriddell8111 ปีที่แล้ว

    great episode boys but i miss dave :(

  • @fabiocattaneo2297
    @fabiocattaneo2297 ปีที่แล้ว

    promosm

  • @devonhudson5461
    @devonhudson5461 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ryan try’s as hard as he can to be funny and is still the least gunny