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  • @helkdona226
    @helkdona226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Yeah I'm more a fan of the text with the story

    • @chrisdufresne9359
      @chrisdufresne9359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Might be caused by permission issues. He may have permission to read the story but not post it.

    • @marshalapex9792
      @marshalapex9792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same ,I like to read along

    • @MourningNihilist
      @MourningNihilist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @soffren
      @soffren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We all do, but Agro won't post text without express permission.

    • @Awesomewithaz
      @Awesomewithaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or even a black screen

  • @waynecampeau4566
    @waynecampeau4566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Xeno beware, looking into human eyes is not without risk. Sometimes they can contain enough sorrow to crush a thousand souls, or enough hatred and fury to melt an empire, and worst of all, both at the same time.

  • @Talon1124
    @Talon1124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Second story: Humans have vision-based empathic projection.

  • @wyvern5903
    @wyvern5903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Pro tip - If you want to make eye contact more intimate try to figure out wich eye is dominant in the person you're speaking to and look into that one.

    • @soffren
      @soffren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More dominant eye is usually the more open one, if I'm not mistaken.

    • @wyvern5903
      @wyvern5903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@soffren Not always, the easiest way I've found is to look at how much they turn their head when looking in a certain direction. For example I'm left eye dominant so I turn my head more when I'm looking to the right far more than I do to the left.

    • @Nezumis
      @Nezumis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@wyvern5903 So that explains why even though I have full vision according to the eye doctor, I feel like I see my surroundings in a more encompassing form with my left eye.

    • @ianharrison5758
      @ianharrison5758 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Nezumismy eyesight is so bad that I couldn’t even begin to figure out which one is dominant bc neither can see shit. I do tend to close my left eye to focus my right more often then the opposite so would that be a way to indicate it?

  • @salva3017
    @salva3017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Why listening to the second story it came to my mind an alien running from a riot policeman equipped with a riot shield and a club, they start panicking because every time they look back they see that the human is staring at them and not were he is running and he is making closer and closer even fully equipped

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    1:47 Yeah, we can do that. Every human being on earth has the power within their muscles to hurl a multi-ton boulder through the air, the thing is, as mentioned, it tears the ever-living heck out of your muscle tissue, so your brain doesn't let you unless, say, your body is being crushed by said boulder, or you're a mother whose baby is under a burning car.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Actually it doesn't even have to be someone you love. I have seen an account of a man that lifted a big American 4x4 pickup's front end off a person being crushed by one of the oversized tires. Everyone else was panicking or looking for a jack he said the wasn't time for a jack grabbed the front of the truck and lifted. The surveillance video was terrible but a dozen odd witnesses agreed on what happened.

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s an understatement. Doing something like that will rip your muscles to pieces, and can cause your bones to break. Just because we can, doesn’t mean we can do it whenever. If our minds didn’t have those self imposed mental blocks, we’d had all killed ourselves off simply by performing normal tasks.

    • @lqg4395
      @lqg4395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So it's not an imposed "limiter" is adrenaline, you can do all this because when adrenaline hits your heart beats faster, flushing your muscles with more oxygen rich blood and your body burns a ton of is fuel reserves to feed your muscles and necessary organs (i.e lungs, heart, liver, etc). So you could lift absurd amounts as much as you want, it's just convincing your body to release the adrenaline needed is almost impossible. Save for moments of extreme stress like being crushed, having a car fall on your uncle, or getting shot at. It's also why being injured or maimed in a near fatal way does particularly hurt until after you've calmed down. Your muscles are your muscles they don't get bigger or stronger they just get more effective, because every time you get sufficiently scared your body activates a "kill everything in this general vicinity," mode.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lqg4395
      It does all those things by bypassing the blocks that prevent it.

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lqg4395 For the being crushed and throwing cars thing; your muscles only ever use about 1/3 of their potential so as not to tear themselves, snap ligaments, and put extreme stress on or break your bones. They can actually work at three times what you can will them to, it's just that your brain puts a limit on them so you don't hurt yourself, but will release that limit when you're, say, being crushed by a boulder.

  • @Templar1ca
    @Templar1ca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That thumbnail... "Somebody find Buckman and fire him out a torpedo tube..."

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yarg sir!

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "BUCKMAN! Why is the lard where the coffee supposed to be? You think when we get up in the morning we're all going to come in here and enjoy a nice hot cup of pig-fat?!"
      "Well, if it's a cold enough morning, sir..."

    • @Templar1ca
      @Templar1ca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tachyon8317 Jeezus, Buckman! This stuff's been on the ship since Korea!

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Templar1ca What's the matter, sir? It still tastes like creamed corn.

    • @Templar1ca
      @Templar1ca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tachyon8317 Except it's DEVILED HAM!

  • @lilyfoxaudio8783
    @lilyfoxaudio8783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "She had the most beautiful dark brown skin and her hair was a giant halo of softness that seemed to explode off of her head" I never want to hear writers say they can't describe dark skinned characters. This is fantastic and a great example. And it can be even easier than this.

    • @lqg4395
      @lqg4395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The problem is when dark skinned people in real life get sensitive about being described. I describe my hair as Velcro-like and "dark brown," is vague the only real indicator is the hair. The main issue I've seen is almost every brown or black person is pretty much guaranteed to have brown eyes and dark hair. Not a whole lot of variety and therefore less room for descriptions. This does however have the secondary benefit of forcing writers to write good, memorable brown/black characters. But if people get too hung up on the skin color the overall character and personality tend to suffer as a consequence.

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hmm.. the same way like if one have to describe someone of great affection ,that is very 'look alike' of ther demographic ...a 'good' description often just leans into the classic ''he might have the same blue eyes like all th rest..but its the most ocean deep blue of them all!'' or such things
      either way..yhee.. always nice with a good description it dont need to be long after all just 'on point'

    • @elmodelo101
      @elmodelo101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Amoth_oth_ras_shash it's OK to be classic, it's ok to be a cliche, just be honest, "she had a beautiful skin that made me want to hug her and feel her body heat", what color was her skin? It doesn't matter, I was honest with you and myself and described it the best way I could.
      BTW, her body was warm and her hair smelled nice, I'm not blind but don't see very well, so I focus on other aspects.

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Infrared, a spectrum of the infrared spectrum, though light, can be considered heat energy, or heat light, when in reality, it isjust a wavelenght range on the electromagnetic spectrum.
    If it was merely an indicator, it would give off when things get get, but it's more accurate, quite different than that. Infrared light is easily absorbed, and heats things up more than visible light, even though visible light probably has more energy, since it is litterally a higher energy wavelength; when visible light gets aborbed, it get's downgraded to infrared.
    It's not like micrwavaes. As microwaves, don't exactly absorb and heat up. A specific frequency resonates with water, and that causes friction when it vibrates, so it's more like microwaves get tricked into producing more energy than their wavelenght, and a bad anology to infrared.
    Infrard more seems less reflected than visible light, so all the energy goes into the object. This is porbably why infrared toasters work better or faster than microswaves: your not waiting for the a microwave to resonate.

  • @tachyon8317
    @tachyon8317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Buckman from "Down Periscope" in the thumbnail? Nice touch. GREAT movie.

  • @RealengoPrimordialDemon
    @RealengoPrimordialDemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Like always, another awesome narration.

  • @xeskistiken2801
    @xeskistiken2801 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
    Come, show me what passes for fury among your misbegotten kind.

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Prankster Cook..... All hell's breaking loose!

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The toilet is about to turn into a warzone

  • @TheTechmaster1999
    @TheTechmaster1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Down periscope was such a great film
    For those of you unsure why I brought it up, thats where the guy on the thumbnail is from

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    > Looks into veteran's eyes
    > Gets PTSD
    Nice work, E.T.

  • @thunderbird4636
    @thunderbird4636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Awesome story loved the second one the most. The first one was pretty awesome too.

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    #2 is such emotional and cool story!)

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Greetings Mentlegent!
    For the Rhythm that is Algo
    Gamer Squirrel returns!
    Story 1: Cult of Chaos! Yes, sound about right.
    Not devices to create airflow.
    Also humans might be into capsaicin.
    Story 2: We see youuuuuu....
    Fire in the soul

  • @toddnesbitt3113
    @toddnesbitt3113 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol, old vet, watched a serious magic trick from a guy on a bicycle…became a pedestrian

  • @colonelc45
    @colonelc45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have been searching for a story pertaining to the eyes. I don’t remember the title and I have been scouring TH-cam for a collective month.
    I recall the story being about a Terran walking into a bar or diner with after a gang had walked in. The human sits down and then the gang leader struts over to try and pick a fight. Pulls a blaster and shoots the Terran point blank only for the Terran to not flinch.
    A bit after when the group dies or runs away the Terran pays for their drink and the barkeep or server locks eyes. “Blue like blood”?
    I don’t know if my mind is just making stuff up or what, if anyone can point me in the proper direction I’d be much obliged.

  • @NerdyWordyMatt
    @NerdyWordyMatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great reading as always. My favorite was story one. Loved the ending (me being prone to minor pranks and hijinx).

  • @Hungover_oposum
    @Hungover_oposum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Another great video good sir, keep em coming.

  • @lqg4395
    @lqg4395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm calling it now, I'm here listening to the stories when you have 35.7K subs and I'll be here when you get 3.8M subs still listening to stories.

  • @dantreadwell7421
    @dantreadwell7421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    FORWARD BROTHERS!!

  • @redravenriot3650
    @redravenriot3650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    50% of comments: for the algorithm!
    Other 50% of comments: THE EYES SEE ALL

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    #1 is hecking hillarious!)

  • @danijelandroid
    @danijelandroid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You don't want a human prankster cook.

    • @Arvyn992
      @Arvyn992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No you want to have a prandker cook

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for the video.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @shaincastillo6772
    @shaincastillo6772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice change up on your video. I hope all is well with your channel now. I have become an avid listener

  • @kennethhummel4409
    @kennethhummel4409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Movie Aliens( sergeant) look into my eyes!

  • @jasonisbored6679
    @jasonisbored6679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ya know, there's more to the eyes thing than just mumbo jumbo. Ever seen the white of an ape's eyes? Think about their eyes - remember if you can. They're mostly black, the vast majority of what you can see is pupil. Human eyes are specifically evolved to have large whites and small pupils precisely so that someone could tell where someone else was looking with just a quick glance at their eyes. It was a useful thing for group hunters, but outside of those hunting situations, such stealth wouldn't be terribly useful, as seen by the fact that it really isn't as pronounced in other apes. It likely would be a rare occurrence among aliens with eyes, unless it happened that our evolutionary pathways to intelligence was a very common one.
    So, instead of something about "a fire burning inside" it'd be more of a "they're staring into your very soul" or "eyes boring holes into you" thing, as every indicator that would be normally used by a species with much larger pupils used to judge these things would be pushed into overdrive whenever eye contact is made.
    And in that vein, things like "undressing someone with your eyes", or "staring right through you", or even staring into short versus middle distance might be indicators or behaviors totally unique to human eyes, yet understood by many species.

  • @Demonicpurity
    @Demonicpurity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm going to miss the text but what can you do

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the eyes

  • @gatorboiy5269
    @gatorboiy5269 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    human eyes are emotion flashbangs

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A practical joker cook can be a terrible thing.

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 ปีที่แล้ว

    A comment to appease the algorithm and help the channel.

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bless the Squerril
    Bless the Author

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:30 Our eyes ARE part of our brain after all! So yes, they are part of our true self that leads the rest of the body around!

  • @kashkara_8943
    @kashkara_8943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For the algorithm

  • @Lukos0036
    @Lukos0036 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Most of us have social anxiety now, and cannot and will not intentionally look someone in the eye. To us it isn't an acknowledgement it's a threat. Don't do that. And don't expect us to ether. I would honestly rather be anywhere else than speaking to a perfect stranger for any reason.

  • @MyrdinAnnoth
    @MyrdinAnnoth ปีที่แล้ว

    Wish all these vids had the written text. I tend to read it while listening and not only is the gameplay distracting, not text means sometimes a thing or two gets lost unless I keep focusing on the spoken word.

  • @garberasandor9699
    @garberasandor9699 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Second story: How to get addicted to eye contact

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:48 So THAT'S why we hate pubpic speaking

  • @franzputsch254
    @franzputsch254 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sorry I don't always leave likes. I just forget. Luv what ya' do. My Dad is an author. Keep up the good work and may the AMGOTU bless you and your fam. FTA!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the algorithm , no worries these things happen

  • @ryankaiser2702
    @ryankaiser2702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oooh, Dawn of war, and WH40K, didn’t peg you as fan of such work.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haven't been into RTS much over the last couple years but I used to be very big into it , played the first DoW back in the day as well as saw that it was on special and was like meh lets get it

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    neat

  • @Cluxystardom
    @Cluxystardom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hello

  • @widdershins5383
    @widdershins5383 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I too am playing dawn of war lol delightful

  • @hughgordon6435
    @hughgordon6435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fta, ftdv ,Bob, ccl and tt5p

  • @aavatargonzalez342
    @aavatargonzalez342 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the text with thestory more

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      most people do , some stories however I don't have permission for the scrolling text

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @obsidian_oki
    @obsidian_oki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where text

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    F.A.S.

  • @Bdady74
    @Bdady74 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Algorithm appeasement comment!

  • @angrydragonslayer
    @angrydragonslayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Meat

    • @angrydragonslayer
      @angrydragonslayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The typo.... Cant even do this right today

  • @damnhandy
    @damnhandy ปีที่แล้ว

    Please, could you use boring video games as backdrops for your wonderful reading aloud choices? I keep losing track of the storylines.

  • @Opmehoofd
    @Opmehoofd ปีที่แล้ว

    i miss the text :( otherwise keep em comming

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the algorithm