i feel like joe did a much better job countering skizz while skizz just said rehearsed lines proving doc killed the pig when joes argument is doc really killed it, skizz just kept ignoring joes argument
People are talking about how Joe was a terrible lawyer, arguing that Doc was mentally incompetent, but really, what else could he do?! Doc did the thing, and then bragged about it. Arguing insanity was pretty much the only way out.
I'd say Joe was terribly prepared but had great arguments against Skizz while Skizz was well prepared but had bad arguments against Joe. But this is a tv show so the most entertaining one had more chance of winning, not the one proving his point the best.
If I were Joe, I would have tried to find evidence that Cleo stole the diamonds, even if she really didn’t. We don’t know who stole them as of right now, so framing Cleo for the situation would introduce some chaos into the case. Cleo would have stolen Doc’s diamonds beforehand, therefore Doc was justified in seeking retribution, and thus cannot be considered guilty. That would extra funny if she actually did steal the diamonds, too.
@@Poseidon4862.In a real court two wrongs don't make a right though so while certainly an inciting incident; being wronged does not justify someone committing another crime in retribution over--they'd each be guilty in that case. Of course this is all just for fun in the first place so the whole thing is moot haha.
Hey, the men's rea defense is, honestly, the best defense to be had here. Can't argue the facts when the facts are against you. Can't argue the law when it's all made up. All you have left is the reasoning.... or lack thereof.
So, Cleo is represented by a buff man in a wig and doc is represented by a sock puppet, and Ren is using a head on a stick for a lawyer… yup sounds like hermitcraft alright 😂
The fact that he used the term ‘baby’ to plead Doc’s insanity, to play on Bdubs fatherhood was a good try tho. I think he could have won if he just used the real term.
You rarely hear Doc genuinely laugh like that at hijinks but when he was chucking in disbelief when he accidentally shot his lawyer it absolutely killed me 😂
"I just lost all my snowballs, I g--" _joehillssays was shot by Docm77 using [David Bowie]_ "--otta restock. ........Um... I guess Doc will be representing himself?"
"In the Hermitcraft justice system, the hermits are represented by two separate yet equally incompetent groups: the POE POE, who investigate "crime"; and whoever draws the short straw, who participate in some sort of game show. Oh, and Bdubs, who sleeps a lot. These are their stories: LORE & ORDER"
Doc himself literally said "your incompetence is your greatest strength" to the Buttercups last season. Granted, none of them were involved in this trial, but he brought this upon himself by tempting fate...
Pleading insanity is al real thing that can change the outcome of the trial tho. Joe just didn’t have a good enough speech to substantiate the defence.
@jimadiah not only does he recognize that his client is guilty, but also that there is insurmountable evidence and witnesses. So pleading insanity really is the only way to reduce the sentence.
It's like Joe said - Doc really didn't give him anything he could work with. It was all he could do to try and reduce the punishment by pleading incompetence.
well when every hermit knew doc was pretty much screwed from the onset, it's pretty hard for joe or for that matter whoever the hell took doc's case to be able to provide a case where doc could win and that argument the best they got
It's incredibly funny that when Skizz is talking, BDubs apparently didn't like it, but when Cleo says like one thing by the end he's like "Marvellous, incredible argument. *Solitary confinement* for Doc for 2 weeks."
i think bdubs liked cleo's statement of trauma and heartbreak more than skizz's constructed logic is because the emotional stuff ✨makes good television ✨
@@StarshipToMars That clearly wasn't a lawyer, Ren just had a False Plushie as a security blanket on the witness stand! (wait has false ever done a makeship? i've lost track of which hermits have and haven't)
I think it would be funny if you just put him on a skyblock island with all the normal skyblock stuff, and then he just has to play skyblock for two weeks lol
Doc said in a stream once that he wanted to build a void perimiter and have all the hermits play skyblock in it somewhere in the season, but nobody wanted to help him break all the bedrock
@@SliferStreaming yes but I think if he's given a water and lava bucket he could get infinite cobblestone to build over to a swamp. Or if he's given a sapling he could also get unlimited blocks from that Edit: witches actually spawn in pretty much every biome but are rare. So if Doc wants to he could make a generic mob farm and get a little bit of redstone from that
The real losers in this court case are Doc and Skizz. Doc because his lawyer pleaded that he was a baby, and skizz because he had to stand inbetween threats of violence between the two people on court.
Skizz is an absolutely fantastic lawyer... Unfortunately Hermitcraft is a lawless loony-house, and any attempt at true criminal justice in this clown court will be swiftly driven off the rails and into/up the wall purely thanks to Joe & Bdubs being placed in the same room. But somehow justice(???) was served! This is SUCH a silly fun video bit, I've loved every POV of it so far :D
Thing is, a big part of why the court case works out so hilariously is that Skizz was deliberately playing a "serious" lawyer in a clown court, serving as the contrast that highlighted the absolutely insanity of everyone else. The man is so incredibly good at enabling others and it shows.
Joe's closing argument should have undermined Skizz's character assessment of Doc by asking "would a bully with a big ego, who retaliates in order to inflict emotional damage really just sit there and let his lawyer call him a giant man baby for half an hour?! He has only killed me ONCE this whole trial!"
not sure what made this better, your ruthless idea of a punishment via making him stop using diamond ores, how fantastic skizz was as a lawyer, or joe knowing doc was so screwed that he had to resort on using the defense that doc was a crazed idiot
That would be amazing, but Joe actually did make one really good point--that the parties involved in the court case come from different countries and thus different legal jurisdictions. YT lawyers (at least, the ones I've seen) tend to be pretty well versed in their own countries' laws, but I don't know how well they would handle an international case like this one.
Making it super low also increases the risk that he'll step on ground by accidentally falling, thereby increasing the amount of time he's stuck there. 😂
“Your honor, my client cannot be guilty because he’s too much of a big dumb man baby to comprehend the consequences of his actions.” Remind me to never hire Joe Hills as a lawyer
"But, for the viewers at home: _no,_ that's not a gender-specific term of diarrhea..." Joe clearly pleading _double_ insanity of both himself and his client here.
BDubs was right in making this a televised series because this is so funny. I’m not really one to watch court shows or dramas, but this is perfect and I wouldn’t have wanted it any other way.
As someone who was on jury duty last year (very depressing case), Skizz would make an amazing lawyer. When he said “I’m not gonna take too much of your time” in his closing argument, I think that’s exactly what the prosecuting attorney said. Except then she spoke for like twenty minutes. But she was right.
I’ve watched this from every POV as it’s become available and it’s still so funny. As with any tv court shows the real winners are the audience who get to watch the insanity unfold.
Can’t believe Skizz got away with claiming Doc tried to intimidate him! Skizz and Beef pretended to be mafia bosses as Big Salmon! They told ‘Doccy Boy’ to put up a statue to Big Salmon or there’d be big trouble; then play victim when he invites them to see the statue and he blows the Big Salmon mafia up! Joe clearly didn’t know that during the case. - Still incredibly funny! The sentence - chef’s kiss!
Joe's case was sound. People with high IQ can sometimes have low EQ. Emotional Quotient. Because he DocM77 cannot explain the work and Because others feel embarrassed by things they think are putting them down, by not understanding something seemingly simple to intelligent and often they cannot, and so produce defense mechanisms to avoid a sense of embarrassment and usually find social constructs such as grouping and herding to form social connection through their peers to obtain confirmation biases to offset their Emotion sense of inadequate though no one said inadequate. In fact great lengths are used to explain the same things in multiple ways. While then this grouping of shame tends to provoke. In turn the other leaves them be and outcasts himself as a recluse. This leads to low Emotional quotient having no ability to converse with others other than objects. Without social connection emotions never develop or are mitigated through conversation and assessment a skill of voicing and hearing and feedback. DocM clearly described what he was going through and Cleo provoked him by clearly saying she not only didn't understand Emotional trauma but overreacting. 14:38 Joe's case was true and accurate and appropriate.
What could he have done other than an insanity plea? I think doc should have joined in on that bandwagon and ended his closing argument with "No sane person would "
@@PizzaMineKing that was Not an insanity plea, it was "doc is a crybaby and he is incompetent because hes baby" basically joe was insulting doc (while being his lawyer)
Skizz is GOOD. The language? SPOT ON. The look? PERFECTION. The cadence and behavior? Intimidating and professional without losing the entertainment value.
Cleo when you set up the chest for Doc, you 100% need to fill it with redstone supplies but no diamond ore, so that yes, he could do redstone while he was up there, but he would be forced to do it on blocks other than diamonds. It would be the perfect cherry on top of his punishment.
Or better yet, give Doc no redstone supplies and only redstone ore so that the only way he can get redstone supplies is to break the only solid blocks he has.
Not only did Cleo suffer, hermitcraft fans everywhere suffered!!! That pig was a piece of hermitcraft history, nay minecraft history! We the fans wanted to get to meet that pig after the world download, and now we are deprived of that experience. It is enough to bring us to tears just thinking of the lost experience. That said, Doc IS insane. He proves it nearly every time he streams or posts a new video.
@@stan8479 The fifth is part of the US Constitution, basically stating you won't say anything so you don't get yourself into some other form of trouble.
Saaaammmeee my man, I tripped and fell into the depths of the interest a good month or two back, and now we're here giggling over the legal tomfoolery :D
I was launching so much during the trial. At some point I started thinking of the trail in idiocracy. Joe trying to base his case on doc being a baby is peak silliness. 🤣 When bdubs gave the verdict I almost wished that keralis was the the one on trial. His stupid derp face would make the reaction to it so much better lol...
When i heard joe gonna be docs lawyer i was like, is that for real? Does doc really want joe as a lawyer? Like, i love joe, but isnt being such a good friend of cleo a bit of an issue here?.. Then joe started his defence and i was laughing so much. Im not sure if that was weaponize incompetence or maliciously complying, but it was definetly doing his "duty" as a lawyer in the worse possible way. Cheers mate
DocSkyblock is going to be the perfect time for whomever it is to replace several, but not all, of the ore blocks in Doc's redstone. Not all, because then Doc just has uniformity again and/or knows they just have to replace everything. If it's only some of them, Doc spends the rest of the season looking for ones he needs to fix.
I'm wondering if Joe only took Doc's case so he'd have an excuse to call him a big baby in front of all the hermits and not end up in the crosshairs? Haha Seriously, this was a laugh riot, and I reckon Bdubs must have decided that punishment before the trial even started, it's just *chef's kiss* for Doc.
This gets funnier every time I see it, in part because it takes me *so* long to figure out that he's calling *Doc* a baby and not you. I genuinely couldn't tell the first time. 🤣
"Let's Roll! Heads or Tails?" "I don't know, It doesn't matter" Thank you for having an understanding of how random works. I play TTRPGs and I hate when other GMs ask "High or Low" when rolling a percent chance. Don't ask, just assign them one, it's random that's the point. Allowing people to pick where their bit of random falls just slows everything down. So thank you for "It doesn't matter"
"Legal realism: F Minus Minus, no sane lawyer would install _firework launchers_ in their courtroom, let alone be throwing snowballs. Docm77 gets two life sentences, one for the pig and one for _shooting his own lawyer,_ ZombieCleo gets a hundred hours of community service for witness tampering by messing with Rendog's FalseSymmetry plushie on the witness stand, and above all, BdoubleO100, joehillssays, and Skizzleman each get sentenced to starting the next Life Series as a Red Life, for unauthorized practice of law."
I honestly believe that in addition to being stuck in the sky, Doc should take the place of your pig. After he serves his sentence at build height, he should get into a boat. Then you and everyone with fishing rods yank Doc all the way down to Bedrock.
Doc: "I will build an empire up there, and strike down upon all of you..." Cleo: "Not without redstone, you won't!" Firstly, that's hilarious. Secondly, it does make me wonder if Doc couldn't build a witch farm or something that could get him redstone dust...
@@PizzaMineKingWitches might spawn in other places besides swamps, however, the rates are severely reduced and you'd only get them as an occasional byproduct in an all mob farm - which would also have severely reduced rates in Doc's case because he can't build low in the world or light up the ground and caves below wherever he gets placed, which means he's forced to build 128 blocks above the visible surface where spawn rates are pretty abysmal in general.
@@Ithenna Not if you create a Scicraft style RNG killer - in that case you can find a spot where a witch will spawn on RNG tick 0 and build a farm there with one witch per rng reset. Furthermore, there was nothing said about his inventory...
I’ve never seen someone attempt the “my lawyer and I are both insane” defense
"Youre honour, id like to plead insanity. Not for my client specifically but also for me"
Three things to learn from this experience: Doc is silly, you DEFINITELY want Skizz as your lawyer, and you DEFINITELY DO NOT want Joe as your lawyer.
no, because its a hard case to represent doc in this. he clearly is guilty, which make joe look bad as a lawyer lol🤣
i feel like joe did a much better job countering skizz while skizz just said rehearsed lines proving doc killed the pig when joes argument is doc really killed it, skizz just kept ignoring joes argument
Joe did great tho. Pleading insanity was definitely the way to go
Your honour, my client is just a little guy! Also it's his birthday! you wouldn't punish a birthday boy!
You know, somehow Joe was really winning me over until Cleo stepped up. 😂
People are talking about how Joe was a terrible lawyer, arguing that Doc was mentally incompetent, but really, what else could he do?! Doc did the thing, and then bragged about it. Arguing insanity was pretty much the only way out.
I'd say Joe was terribly prepared but had great arguments against Skizz while Skizz was well prepared but had bad arguments against Joe. But this is a tv show so the most entertaining one had more chance of winning, not the one proving his point the best.
If I were Joe, I would have tried to find evidence that Cleo stole the diamonds, even if she really didn’t. We don’t know who stole them as of right now, so framing Cleo for the situation would introduce some chaos into the case. Cleo would have stolen Doc’s diamonds beforehand, therefore Doc was justified in seeking retribution, and thus cannot be considered guilty.
That would extra funny if she actually did steal the diamonds, too.
I don’t know, there’s arguing insanity and then there’s arguing that your client is just a big baby 😂
@@Poseidon4862.In a real court two wrongs don't make a right though so while certainly an inciting incident; being wronged does not justify someone committing another crime in retribution over--they'd each be guilty in that case. Of course this is all just for fun in the first place so the whole thing is moot haha.
Hey, the men's rea defense is, honestly, the best defense to be had here. Can't argue the facts when the facts are against you. Can't argue the law when it's all made up. All you have left is the reasoning.... or lack thereof.
So, Cleo is represented by a buff man in a wig and doc is represented by a sock puppet, and Ren is using a head on a stick for a lawyer… yup sounds like hermitcraft alright 😂
Is that not how courts in real life work?? 🤣
😂😂😂
“Buff man in a wig” is now my favourite way to refer to courtroom Skizz
Accurate! 😂😂😂
Also your average Ace Attorney case lmao
Love how Joe's entire argument is based on calling one of the smartest people on the server and actual father of a child an infantile idiot
Very funny
The fact that he used the term ‘baby’ to plead Doc’s insanity, to play on Bdubs fatherhood was a good try tho. I think he could have won if he just used the real term.
Well, he is..
That was a curveball 😂
doc is too guilty, the only argument that could work is say he’s not capable of crime or calling him a baby.😢
Joe’s case is way harder.
I love that he’s calling the oldest person on the server a baby. It’s very amusing.
You rarely hear Doc genuinely laugh like that at hijinks but when he was chucking in disbelief when he accidentally shot his lawyer it absolutely killed me 😂
"I just lost all my snowballs, I g--" _joehillssays was shot by Docm77 using [David Bowie]_ "--otta restock. ........Um... I guess Doc will be representing himself?"
"I was not thinking of docs esophagus when we built the giant fish in his hourglass" is such a funny sentence to hear out of context
🤣😂👌It really is!
"In the Hermitcraft justice system, the hermits are represented by two separate yet equally incompetent groups: the POE POE, who investigate "crime"; and whoever draws the short straw, who participate in some sort of game show. Oh, and Bdubs, who sleeps a lot. These are their stories: LORE & ORDER"
I wonder if they can make the law and order dun dun with Minecraft note blocks
"Two separate yet equally incompetent groups"
I died
Also
[L&O intro noises]
DUN DUN
Doc himself literally said "your incompetence is your greatest strength" to the Buttercups last season. Granted, none of them were involved in this trial, but he brought this upon himself by tempting fate...
@tomgidden you are funny. That could never be better delivered
"3 strikes, you're out" --bdubs, while using his patented 5-strike system, lmao
"God have mercy"
"No further question your honor"
"Seriously???"
I haven't laughed so hard this is hilarious.
Pure gold!
I hope this becomes a main thing I need more of this someone else sue doc quick this was hilarious
The only hermit who profited from this is cub who can sell "objection" in the horn shop.
Joe was definitely on Cleo's side here, with his argument either doc is guilty or is too mentally deficient to be found guilty
Pleading insanity is al real thing that can change the outcome of the trial tho. Joe just didn’t have a good enough speech to substantiate the defence.
@jimadiah not only does he recognize that his client is guilty, but also that there is insurmountable evidence and witnesses. So pleading insanity really is the only way to reduce the sentence.
It's like Joe said - Doc really didn't give him anything he could work with. It was all he could do to try and reduce the punishment by pleading incompetence.
well when every hermit knew doc was pretty much screwed from the onset, it's pretty hard for joe or for that matter whoever the hell took doc's case to be able to provide a case where doc could win and that argument the best they got
I feel like Joe should be the public defender if you can't afford anyone else
It's incredibly funny that when Skizz is talking, BDubs apparently didn't like it, but when Cleo says like one thing by the end he's like "Marvellous, incredible argument. *Solitary confinement* for Doc for 2 weeks."
according to limited life, she is his mum, of course he's going to be like that
@@mykael79 True
Cleo was the only one who bribed BDubs. I bet that's why
Also Cleo was the one who "persuaded" BDubs, not Skizz, so makes sense
i think bdubs liked cleo's statement of trauma and heartbreak more than skizz's constructed logic is because the emotional stuff ✨makes good television ✨
Love how Cleo just randomly decides to break Ren's lawyer's neck.
And Bdubs looking directly at her and doing nothing about it.
I didnt even notice it on doc's or skizz's videos.
And since when do witnesses get a lawyer anyway?
@@StarshipToMars That clearly wasn't a lawyer, Ren just had a False Plushie as a security blanket on the witness stand!
(wait has false ever done a makeship? i've lost track of which hermits have and haven't)
@@WackoMcGoose What's a makeship? The word isn't in my dictionary.
Ren said it was his lawyer.
the way bdubs played the scary disk while advertising his bamboo shop made it sound like euphemism for hired murder lmao
Doc's punishment is being put into "air Jail", like some small yapping dog
Which fits right in with Joe's argument then :D
I think it would be funny if you just put him on a skyblock island with all the normal skyblock stuff, and then he just has to play skyblock for two weeks lol
what a way to start a new series xD
less.
Maybe taunt him with a single piece of redstone dust. And one diamond ore.
Doc said in a stream once that he wanted to build a void perimiter and have all the hermits play skyblock in it somewhere in the season, but nobody wanted to help him break all the bedrock
@@ogvideogamerHe’ll be able to get more redstone from witches, but he won’t have any diamond ore to put it on, so it will be useless to him
You can hear the actual terror in Doc's voice when Cleo tries to ask for no Diamonds in Redstone anymore 😂😂
"Not without redstone, you won't."
EXCELLENT way to end that.
"Not without redstone you won't"
Class truly dismissed
Sounds like doc just got schooled
Technically couldn't Doc build a witch farm to get redstone?
@@iIIiteratex it would depend on the biome he's in wouldn't it?
@@SliferStreaming yes but I think if he's given a water and lava bucket he could get infinite cobblestone to build over to a swamp. Or if he's given a sapling he could also get unlimited blocks from that
Edit: witches actually spawn in pretty much every biome but are rare. So if Doc wants to he could make a generic mob farm and get a little bit of redstone from that
@@iIIiteratex that'd take a really long time to build a cobble bridge with water and lava and no redstone lol
The real losers in this court case are Doc and Skizz. Doc because his lawyer pleaded that he was a baby, and skizz because he had to stand inbetween threats of violence between the two people on court.
Nah, that's exactly where Skizz wants to be on any given day, and you know it! XD
"I'm the guy who wants all the wood" - beef
Horn material
I was beyond dead after that bit, like, holy truck 😂😂😂
It's the two 40+ year olds losing it in response that really sells it.
And then Joe went and asked Beef about the size of Doc's esophagus, in regards to the wood prank war
If ever they needed proof of immaturity... 😂 @@agentgauntlet4092
Skizz is an absolutely fantastic lawyer... Unfortunately Hermitcraft is a lawless loony-house, and any attempt at true criminal justice in this clown court will be swiftly driven off the rails and into/up the wall purely thanks to Joe & Bdubs being placed in the same room. But somehow justice(???) was served! This is SUCH a silly fun video bit, I've loved every POV of it so far :D
another six months and the toon juice will have worked its way into skizz's resistant guts.
hermitcraft: not the clown, but the entire circus.
Thing is, a big part of why the court case works out so hilariously is that Skizz was deliberately playing a "serious" lawyer in a clown court, serving as the contrast that highlighted the absolutely insanity of everyone else. The man is so incredibly good at enabling others and it shows.
This is hysterical. I can't believe Joe's entire case was based on "Doc is a big baby" 🤣
Well, that is what an insanity plea looks like.
Doc’s, “but I have thiiinggs to dooo. “ 😂
Joe's closing argument should have undermined Skizz's character assessment of Doc by asking "would a bully with a big ego, who retaliates in order to inflict emotional damage really just sit there and let his lawyer call him a giant man baby for half an hour?! He has only killed me ONCE this whole trial!"
not sure what made this better, your ruthless idea of a punishment via making him stop using diamond ores, how fantastic skizz was as a lawyer, or joe knowing doc was so screwed that he had to resort on using the defense that doc was a crazed idiot
Anyone else waiting to see the YT Lawyers get sent this stuff and start breaking down the "Legal Precedents" that are and aren't being adhered to??
Yes lmao
That was my first thought! I want to see Legal Eagle react to this so much!
Didn’t think about it but now I’m curious
Very much yes 😂 anyone see any vid about it please do tell
That would be amazing, but Joe actually did make one really good point--that the parties involved in the court case come from different countries and thus different legal jurisdictions. YT lawyers (at least, the ones I've seen) tend to be pretty well versed in their own countries' laws, but I don't know how well they would handle an international case like this one.
Ren: "I didn't see Doc do it"
Joe: "This is a waste of time, we all know Doc did it"
😂😂😂
Better Call Joe 😂
You should build the sky island really low, like 10 blocks above the ground, just to torture doc more
That’s what I was thinking! He needs to be within audio distance so Hermits can check up on (torture) him.
or just one block
Making it super low also increases the risk that he'll step on ground by accidentally falling, thereby increasing the amount of time he's stuck there. 😂
It should be in the end
less.
Put the skyblock island just high enough that he’s barely within earshot of the ground, so everyone that walks by him can hear him grumble
and close to the shopping district, so lots of people do walk by. Also, put up chests full of free telescopes!
Someone really needs to bring the bdubs "You will speak when spoken to!" horn
“Your honor, my client cannot be guilty because he’s too much of a big dumb man baby to comprehend the consequences of his actions.”
Remind me to never hire Joe Hills as a lawyer
An insanity plea is the only real way out of what he did
@@jameson1239 yup, only full way out. Other option would be to shoot for lower sentence
@@GuillaumePerronNantelhow about accidentally shooting your own lawyer in court?
I think having Joe as your lawyer would be okay, as long as you don't KILL HIM IMMEDIATELY...😂
@@zotha that's part of the process, yes
22:41 Bdubs' earnest and frankly concerned "Seriously?" kills me every single time i hear it
You could definitely tell Skizzleman prepared for this case - you certainly got your money’s worth.
"But, for the viewers at home: _no,_ that's not a gender-specific term of diarrhea..."
Joe clearly pleading _double_ insanity of both himself and his client here.
The real punishment for Doc was the trial itself 😂
I didn't even realize that False was an armor stand. I cackled like a madman.
"And no, that's not a gender specific form of diarrhea." Lmao
BDubs was right in making this a televised series because this is so funny.
I’m not really one to watch court shows or dramas, but this is perfect and I wouldn’t have wanted it any other way.
As someone who was on jury duty last year (very depressing case), Skizz would make an amazing lawyer. When he said “I’m not gonna take too much of your time” in his closing argument, I think that’s exactly what the prosecuting attorney said. Except then she spoke for like twenty minutes. But she was right.
Love it when Doc says "Lord have mercy" in a weak voice...
"A block with a chest on it". If that block was a deepslate diamond ore I think Doc would explode
Love how the punishment was basically minecraft timeout.
I love how the Judge Bdubs sleeps during the closing arguments.
I’ve watched this from every POV as it’s become available and it’s still so funny. As with any tv court shows the real winners are the audience who get to watch the insanity unfold.
You know, shenanigans aside it's scary how professional Bdubs and Skizz were with this at times! O.O
As a law student Skizz had a great opening statement lol
How's law school going?
Doc sounds more annoyed by this then when Scar and Grian blew up his tunnel bore
Cleos wheezing lauhter and Docs quiet tears🤣 life is full of joy
Joe tried the only plausible defence available, lol, and it was hilarious
I forget sometimes that Bdubs is very funny
Also why isn't his bamboo shop called "Bam-B-double-O"
Can’t believe Skizz got away with claiming Doc tried to intimidate him! Skizz and Beef pretended to be mafia bosses as Big Salmon! They told ‘Doccy Boy’ to put up a statue to Big Salmon or there’d be big trouble; then play victim when he invites them to see the statue and he blows the Big Salmon mafia up! Joe clearly didn’t know that during the case. - Still incredibly funny! The sentence - chef’s kiss!
I feel like Doc would really appreciate it if Cleo provided Cherry saplings as his only source of wood
Saw this in docs video, but even the second time it will still be hilarious
Joe was literally arguing against doc despite being his lawyer
Joe's case was sound. People with high IQ can sometimes have low EQ. Emotional Quotient.
Because he DocM77 cannot explain the work and Because others feel embarrassed by things they think are putting them down, by not understanding something seemingly simple to intelligent and often they cannot, and so produce defense mechanisms to avoid a sense of embarrassment and usually find social constructs such as grouping and herding to form social connection through their peers to obtain confirmation biases to offset their Emotion sense of inadequate though no one said inadequate. In fact great lengths are used to explain the same things in multiple ways.
While then this grouping of shame tends to provoke. In turn the other leaves them be and outcasts himself as a recluse.
This leads to low Emotional quotient having no ability to converse with others other than objects. Without social connection emotions never develop or are mitigated through conversation and assessment a skill of voicing and hearing and feedback.
DocM clearly described what he was going through and Cleo provoked him by clearly saying she not only didn't understand Emotional trauma but overreacting.
14:38
Joe's case was true and accurate and appropriate.
What could he have done other than an insanity plea? I think doc should have joined in on that bandwagon and ended his closing argument with "No sane person would "
@@PizzaMineKing that was Not an insanity plea, it was "doc is a crybaby and he is incompetent because hes baby" basically joe was insulting doc (while being his lawyer)
I was holding it together so well up until Bdubs announced the rockets were his spanking rockets. After that I was done for that was HILARIOUS.
Skizz is GOOD. The language? SPOT ON. The look? PERFECTION. The cadence and behavior? Intimidating and professional without losing the entertainment value.
I hope that Legal Eagle watches and reviews this masterpiece XD
Cleo when you set up the chest for Doc, you 100% need to fill it with redstone supplies but no diamond ore, so that yes, he could do redstone while he was up there, but he would be forced to do it on blocks other than diamonds. It would be the perfect cherry on top of his punishment.
Usual stuff in a Skyblock include the stuff for a cobblestone generator
Or better yet, give Doc no redstone supplies and only redstone ore so that the only way he can get redstone supplies is to break the only solid blocks he has.
"And it was out of desperation, I might add, because I was longing for her (ZombieCleo's) affection and she was denying it." - Docm77
For a man who wanted all the wood... he really had a small esophagus...
You heard at the end, he's already plotting intimidation and terror from his skyblock 'empire.'
He doesn't learn!
Will be interesting to see it from Cleo’s POV, it was hilarious in Docs video
Oh gosh....I laughed SO hard. Especially when he popped Joe 😂
Skizz also has a video out.
Uhmm this is Cleo's pov.....
@@sambojones8681 they were probably writing before watching lol.
@@sambojones8681 This was a premiere, so there was an hour or two of open comments before the video went live. :)
Not only did Cleo suffer, hermitcraft fans everywhere suffered!!! That pig was a piece of hermitcraft history, nay minecraft history! We the fans wanted to get to meet that pig after the world download, and now we are deprived of that experience. It is enough to bring us to tears just thinking of the lost experience. That said, Doc IS insane. He proves it nearly every time he streams or posts a new video.
Doc pleading the fifth as a GERMAN is gold I must say
I'm not American, why is this funny? Could you explain the joke? Thank you!
@@stan8479 The fifth is part of the US Constitution, basically stating you won't say anything so you don't get yourself into some other form of trouble.
And Joe turning it into him pleading a fifth of insanity was genius.
@@CamronJK I see. But why does Doc being German make it funnier? xD
What a cool coincidence that I became obsessed with Ace Attorney again since last month and now HC's story is heading towards a sort of law line
Saaaammmeee my man, I tripped and fell into the depths of the interest a good month or two back, and now we're here giggling over the legal tomfoolery :D
Genuinely same. I’m like halfway through a 3-hour analysis of just the second game, and I’ve been rewatching RT’s playthrough of it
I was launching so much during the trial. At some point I started thinking of the trail in idiocracy. Joe trying to base his case on doc being a baby is peak silliness. 🤣 When bdubs gave the verdict I almost wished that keralis was the the one on trial. His stupid derp face would make the reaction to it so much better lol...
A big dun dun dun with a bunch of keralis faced armor stands popping up in the stands would've been funny
In a world filled with actual strife, Hermitcraft reminds us to laugh and love and live. Thank you for this absurdity. I just love you guys!
If there is a war this season is Bdubs going to judge on war crimes
This is how Docs (new) villain arc begins ...
I had a feeling that it can spark another war again. Thank goodness Grian wasn't part of any of this or it will get worse.
When i heard joe gonna be docs lawyer i was like, is that for real? Does doc really want joe as a lawyer? Like, i love joe, but isnt being such a good friend of cleo a bit of an issue here?..
Then joe started his defence and i was laughing so much. Im not sure if that was weaponize incompetence or maliciously complying, but it was definetly doing his "duty" as a lawyer in the worse possible way. Cheers mate
Joe went for an insanity plea which is pretty much the only way of ending up innocent. I'd say Joe did great in the trial but wasn't prepared properly
@@GuillaumePerronNantel oh, insanity plea ok, big baby though...
He absolutely 100% went for malicious compliance.
"Not without redstone you won't!" is such a perfect button to end this episode on XD Truly Doc's worst nightmare
Doc was not shouting. He just has a German accent. :p
That’s what I was thinking! 😂
Bdubs is a genius for coming up with this idea
"Not without red-stone you won't " Best line lol
Loved the camera angles from where the actual cameras are!
This is some muppet show level hilarity.
This is actually the PERFECT description. Thank you for putting words to it. ❤
And Joe is a Muppet this season
This was literally the best thing ever. We need this as an actual series!
This is *very* animatic-able.
And the Oscar goes to all you muppet Hermits🤣😂 I'm dying of laughter
This was by far the funniest episode of hermitcraft I've ever seen
I feel like all the episodes that have Skizz in them are the funniest
@@ExcaliburPaladin oh for sure, and Joe's big baby tactic was just 👌👌
DocSkyblock is going to be the perfect time for whomever it is to replace several, but not all, of the ore blocks in Doc's redstone. Not all, because then Doc just has uniformity again and/or knows they just have to replace everything. If it's only some of them, Doc spends the rest of the season looking for ones he needs to fix.
Amazing lawyering from both parties, from opposite reasons.
Opening statement was superb, Skizz. Well done.
I'm wondering if Joe only took Doc's case so he'd have an excuse to call him a big baby in front of all the hermits and not end up in the crosshairs? Haha
Seriously, this was a laugh riot, and I reckon Bdubs must have decided that punishment before the trial even started, it's just *chef's kiss* for Doc.
Jev just eating popcorn watching the show XDD Congratulations on winning the case Cleo! XD
That part with the armor stand and False's head, 🤣🤣🤣🤣. It was hilarious that Joe's entire defense was Doc is just a big baby, lol.
So, Skizz is both a legal attorney and a policeman? It's fine. That won't lead to any conflicts of interest, probably.
This gets funnier every time I see it, in part because it takes me *so* long to figure out that he's calling *Doc* a baby and not you. I genuinely couldn't tell the first time. 🤣
I love how just some of the hermits are just in the back
11/10 editing, I love how things turn from dreary to “HD” when it switches to camera POV
"Let's Roll! Heads or Tails?"
"I don't know, It doesn't matter"
Thank you for having an understanding of how random works. I play TTRPGs and I hate when other GMs ask "High or Low" when rolling a percent chance. Don't ask, just assign them one, it's random that's the point. Allowing people to pick where their bit of random falls just slows everything down. So thank you for "It doesn't matter"
Bdubs should just replace the signs with "Yes" and "No" to save clients the trouble.
Bdubs just watching Cleo mess with Ren’s “lawyer” 😂
Guilty! And your sentence is.... Skyblock!
I always knew, it my heart of hearts, that skyblock was a punishment.
Poor Doc with the public defender haha
34:44 - "no…"
That no is hilarious, just too good. 🤣
So I really want this sent to the legal eagle for him to review this. 😅 and I also died at the male diarrhea remark😂
"Legal realism: F Minus Minus, no sane lawyer would install _firework launchers_ in their courtroom, let alone be throwing snowballs. Docm77 gets two life sentences, one for the pig and one for _shooting his own lawyer,_ ZombieCleo gets a hundred hours of community service for witness tampering by messing with Rendog's FalseSymmetry plushie on the witness stand, and above all, BdoubleO100, joehillssays, and Skizzleman each get sentenced to starting the next Life Series as a Red Life, for unauthorized practice of law."
I honestly believe that in addition to being stuck in the sky, Doc should take the place of your pig. After he serves his sentence at build height, he should get into a boat. Then you and everyone with fishing rods yank Doc all the way down to Bedrock.
Doc: "I will build an empire up there, and strike down upon all of you..."
Cleo: "Not without redstone, you won't!"
Firstly, that's hilarious. Secondly, it does make me wonder if Doc couldn't build a witch farm or something that could get him redstone dust...
_Cleo casually looking up a biome map of the world seed to ensure they put Doc's Skyblock as far from any swamp biomes as possible_
@@WackoMcGooseDoesn't need to be a swamp.
@@PizzaMineKingWitches might spawn in other places besides swamps, however, the rates are severely reduced and you'd only get them as an occasional byproduct in an all mob farm - which would also have severely reduced rates in Doc's case because he can't build low in the world or light up the ground and caves below wherever he gets placed, which means he's forced to build 128 blocks above the visible surface where spawn rates are pretty abysmal in general.
@@Ithenna Not if you create a Scicraft style RNG killer - in that case you can find a spot where a witch will spawn on RNG tick 0 and build a farm there with one witch per rng reset.
Furthermore, there was nothing said about his inventory...
"Buried the hatchet" line right after talking about wood is toooooo good