Getting Called On FIRST to Give Your Presentation
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It has been decided! The winner of the new Wizards' Mascot Competition is... Baklavaardvark! Baklavaardvark is an aardvark with a nose for Greek cuisine. If you're hungry for fun, he does not reciprocate the sentiment. He would much rather have a delicious Greek Gyro, or perhaps a slice of Spanakopita. He works at the DMV. He loves his job. He can often be found at the park. He rollerblades.
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#Wizards #Comedy #SketchComedy
Besides Pizzapotamus, what’s YOUR idea for our new channel mascot?
Zucchinipig.
Definitely Hillary Kitchen’s pet lobster. (RIP)
Dr. J. G. Garbanzo the foreskin removal specialist
Sorcerers with Drugs
Ziwords with Gams
This skit is low-key creepy in an amazing way. This feels genuinely like a dream that makes no sense and leaves you questioning your sanity.
Sounds like you described modern cult ure...🤔
Makes even less sense stoned. But amazing at conveying the sense of dread in something like this.
That should be a quote in the page description for Wizards With Guns
It reminds me more of my Saturday night, just for fun
Mitch’s Dream Writing team: *WRITE THAT DOWN!*
When the stereotypically Chinese music started playing, I had to stop the video and regain my composure.
Same brother
i loved when pizzapotamous said "i'm chinese" in that new episode
It's funny because you think he's making it up in his presentation but then pizzapotamous actually says it and throws you off lol
@@ronnieperez8519 i don't care.
@@revine9243 you're acting like a total lasagna snake.
@@revine9243 you're acting like a Spaghettiger, dude.
@@doncomputer5931 holy copium ☠
I love that as he’s going through the slides you can see that Pizzapotamus was going to be pitched as canonically atheist as part of his brand 😂😂😂
No benevolent God could create Mike the Pizzapotamus
@@Mooo105 that is very true.
"God is dead and we have pizza" - Mike the Pizzapotamus
"God is dead and I'm Chinese!"@@MemekingJag
@@MemekingJagKill God get pizza got it
At least Pizzapotomous has the anatomically correct tail. Really brings it all together.
Is it so that when he poops he can really spread that cheese around.... I'm assuming he poops cheese.
Adding to the joke (that no one seems to have mentioned yet) is that it's actually not an anatomically correct tail, as it's more like a zebra or donkey or giraffe tail. Hippos actually have a stub tail that, just like the rest of their body, has hardly any hair on it. The tail depicted is not all that long but it is still too long, too thin, and has a tuft of fur at the end that shouldn't be there.
He has a name
don’t you mean Mike?
@@zimtak6418More like subtracting from the joke by explaining it…
"I'm Chinese" is the funniest thing I've seen in any of your sketches, and there are a lot of contenders
I find the funniest part of the segment is after saying that he looks over at that one particular guy and smiles and nods in such a way that made me rewind multiple times 1:10
Underrated comedy gold. Adult swim needs to hire you guys for short 2 mins skits late at night
NO, THESE GUYS DESERVE ALL RIGHTS AND PAYCHECKS TO THIS MATERIAL. LETS CROWD FUND THESE BOYS TO THE TOP
adult swim used to be about pushing creativity to its limits with proper adult entertainment, but now it's about caving to teenagers and cancel culture
They're way too good for AS!
or maybe a full fledged tv series?
@@TheHippyProductionsbro are you still mad about Kevin Spacey not getting work ? So many Kevin Spacey fans on the Internet
I have never felt as much tension and fear in any horror movie like I did watching this sweaty boy give that presentation.
lasangna snake being 10 ft tall makes me imagine a cereal ad where the cartoonish mascot is a full ass kaiju destroying cities before gently handing 2 children a bowl of cereal and continuing his rampage
48 hours after watching this, I’m laying on the floor next to my sons crib at 2am trying to help him fall back asleep. All of a sudden pizzapotamus coming through the door announcing “I’m chineeese!” Pops into my head, and I am holding my hand over my mouth trying not to laugh out loud😂
I'm Chinese just gets better over time. For some reason it feels so random when you first hear it, but later it feels so... right
“Announcing” just makes it funnier
Dude that sounds horrifying.
The fact that the “click to add subtitle” had to be added manually for it to show up in presentation mode is hilarious to me
This is something I would show my friends saying it’s funny and as I show them while sweating and worrying that they hate me as they don’t laugh at any of this
Until one of them whispers to the rest of the group that you're buying everyone dinner later, and they all stand up and applaud you
my friend tried to act like it wasnt funny. i was offended.
That's pretty much me when I show anyone any of the WWG videos
Starting a presentation with a metal intro is energy I want
The sense of comedic timing and the editing is awesome on this! I laughed harder than I have in a long time. Great work as always, boys!
Love the lighting in this one boys! So creative but also captures the dark corporate office feel very nicely
Thanks for noticing!
This is all fantastic, but I really liked the “doing what?“, “his job” exchange, and moving swiftly past the answer.
I absolutely love this, it is very relatable I have been in this exact situation so many times
Jesus
Turns out you were the CEO too?
@@tbut155 yes
@@classica1fungus Nope! Atheism 😅
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen lol “I’m Chinese” *stares proudly at not the Chinese*
As an extrovert I always looked forward to going first, so afterwards I can just zoom out and not stress about being called on. :)
Edit: The ending is beyond true for literally any corporation ever. Fake smiles and agreeing to even the dumbest ideas.
Lasagna snake is genius
As an introvert I too follow the same strategy, but because I'm introverted I'm not good at volunteering first and end up going last anyway.
I’m an extreme introvert with a lifelong speech…issue. Basically whenever I get filled with energy either from excitement, nervous, adrenaline, or big sad I start to stutter and can barely get words out. So what I like to do is that I always volunteer to be one of the first just to get it out of the way and so there will be less to compare my presentation to, and then I try to put on a big show. I try to be as energetic as possible, I try to make jokes, and generally I try to make it as entertaining as I possibly can.
Many teachers have said that I give the best presentations out of everyone in all of their current classes. And the only reason why I do it is that I try to make my presentations a big show so hopefully people will ignore my stuttering and severe anxiety. Also, putting on an act always helps with reducing anxiety.
As an introvert, same.
I remember lasagna snake, he was a hero to us all.
too bad about the incident 😞
Ok all ur vids are hilarious but for this one y’all went above and beyond! Most underrated skit channel by FAR
Most underrated💀 bruh your comment it’s like an hour if not minutes when it was uploaded. It’s not gonna get 1m likes as soon as it’s uploade. It’s really good though I do agree, however that’s not saying much as all of their content is great.
@@OncelerKidsAreCringe it wasn’t about getting likes or having everyone else see it. It was about letting wizards with guns know that I appreciate their content and to also generate more traffic to their video by leaving a comment. Plus idk bout u but legit almost every time they post a video it seriously blows me away how funny they are. I may have not said much but I rly did mean every word. Thank you for understanding fellow Gigachad 👍
I am drunk right now but 1:15 is just it, the it. That smile, gets me every time.
The first time I watched this, youtube glitched and had no audio. Made it feel like a dissociative experience or a dream
Your acting so on point, very relatable from school days
micheal embodies the nervous presenter so well, well done
lol, I could relate this a bit. Mom use to own a bar before it got shutdown due to the pandemic and she has planned to hand it over to me so I can lead her employees. I could imagine myself trying to do a powerpoint presentation to them laying my plans, strategies and new things considering I tend to get sweaty and have a history of stage fright since childhood.
Your mom's bar went to the OR for a pandemictomy
You’ll do great! If you just manage to believe in yourself, then you’ll definitely perform at your greatest.
You can always work at Wal-Mart. They managed to stay open.
Hey start that bar back up carry the legend
He tried his best and I'm proud of him.
This disturbs me because you got the mannerisms of someone I used to know down like 90%
(At least in school presentations)
You want to go 2nd, 3rd or 4th generally in the middle.
That way if you're embarrassed, the people listening will most likely forget your presentation.
You guys are so good at creating atmosphere that I almost couldn't get through the video because of the secondhand embarrassment
This might be your funniest one yet…
And that’s saying a lot!
What all my attempts at making OCs must seem like to other people
I love how the CEO genuinely wants his employees to like his ideas and he gets so happy when they clap for big snake
That's a very badly tied tie
I know I love pizzapotamus
Bro had a whole intro song
This is how I imagine it's going at twitter right now.
I always love it when I see a wizards with guns upload in my notifications
I love how he even shows exactly where in china mike was born in
I love all your guys' skits, but this one made me cry twice in a row, even after the rewatch. Just beautiful timing
How the hell haven't you run out of amazing ideas yet?
POV: You work for Elon Musk
Bro this is not even funny ,this is just plain mean
@RayquazaThePkmm It’s pretty funny, but if you want to fight for a tech bro billionaire’s honor in the youtube comment section be my guest.
All you’d half to do is title the presentation X and he’d buy it
doing your presentation first sucks balls for the person presenting. doing your presentation last leaves a lasting effect on those who witnessed it.
I started to sweat watching him sweat.
Your punchlines are killer
Pizzapotamus's are so cool mannnnn especially bob
Pawn hub has to be one of my favorite videos
I think this is my favorite Wizards with Guns
Kid pizza talk to jump station, baby pin heads roll
Very subtle social commentary on this lol
30k views is criminally underrated. This shit had me rolling
You guys are the funniest channel on TH-cam ngl
He knew it
I didn't think about it until my 10th watch through, but he essentially played a three minute song before he started his presentation. It gave me one more thing to cackle breathlessly at within this video. Hats off
I’ve already commented on this one before, but I really love it. It’s the perfect length and has a satisfying conclusion. Wish it had more views!
Weirdest undercover boss I’ve ever seen
I'm feeling like this is the same character as from the pawn stars sketch (Being tagged as such).
Goes to show what happens if you keep skipping meals.
HAHAHA
the CEO being him PLOT TWIST!
i love it
That is definitely the best plot twist I have seen in a sketch
Is the “I’m chinese” line a reference to sneaking an inside joke/something the teacher wouldn’t understand for your friend into presentations in school ahahahaha insanely accurate 😂
You guys should be so much bigger, TH-cam algorithm plz
I can’t believe i watched the intro like 5 times, because it was so good
I keep coming back to this video, it's so funny! The bit where he attempts to do his skit kills me.
I feel this whole thing far too deeply. Flashback city, right here.
The dry heave & I'm Chinese catchphrase with the knowing look at Frank were my 2 favorite parts! I give it 4 wheelchairs up!
Why did I decide to rewatch this late and night while my family is trying to sleep? I knew it was going to make me bust a gut laughing, but I did it anyway.
I honestly watch this once a week 😂
When the mascot was about to walk in, that really tickled me 😭
And then everyone clapped. And that CEO? Einstein.
this is some of the funniest shit i've seen in a long time
This is true, but there’s nothing more relieving than seeing the first presentation and it being way worse than yours.
Oookay I'm sold. I love this pizzapotamus
Finally this was your best in awhile :)
You guys have a lot of good videos but I think this one was my favorite! The way he stared at the guy at the “I’m Chinese” line…. Holy shit this was the best video I’ve seen in a while
Not even kidding when it switched to the perspective shot I actually got nervous
Extremely accurate highschool experience
This is one of my favorites. I love you guys
At the end of my presentation in 7th grade I had "I'm a Goofy Goober" music video play in my power point. I have no idea what the power point was about and how SpongeBob was relevant but for some reason I did it. I had the memory repressed for 15 years...
I remember my first job working at the Bus Stop then I got promoted at working at the Parking Store
After that lovely presentation i think we might all just be a little chinese
You guys are like Oops! All bangers
Never imagined I would laugh so hard at the phrase "I'm Chinese"
how is this so funny? Why is his catchphrase making me lose it this hard. I DONT UNDERSTAND
I haven’t seen any comments saying this yet, but he had a full slide show of everything he was going to say, but just drive up and talked faster than his slides. And if that’s not the most relatable thing for a presentation then most of y’all are lying to us.
The constant stream of hilarious banners 💯
"Pizza -no."
So that's why they eventually decided on Chuck E. Cheese
The acting is phenomenal
my favorite part is when he says pizza- when hes trying to do the skit
can't believe the ceo put his own evil twin on the board of directors. nepotism much?
this channel is a fever dream, one of the best fever dreams 10/10
i love the insanity in these videos
Pizzapotomus' mortal enemy is Pineapplesaurus
Or the annoying mascot of the other pizza franchise.
The music in the beginning is gold, so suddle and funny
One free sample, please!
This is such good acting. Love this one.
Just remember, this is precisely what happens at every corporate executive meeting.
Thank you so much for this
Goddamn, another brilliant sketch 😂
“Pizza thermos” is an unreal phrase