Hype yeah, I got the joke. It’s, to an extent, an attempt at a jokey explanation of the joke, but it can be taken as a “didn’t get the joke” comment, yeah.
@@patriciacatalano3436 Nah, when he says 'hold my trolley' he means 'the internet voted to kill you and you will be holding my trolley for .5 seconds before you are a pancake!'
I like how everyone collectively agreed to save Trolley Tom’s family, destroy kickstarter packages but not the servers itself, and to destroy their own family members.
Remember when Tony sent that guy to heaven by mistake and we got to go see heaven. Would be funny if he accidentally sent Trolly Tom to hell for the murders and that’s how we get a glimpse at hell, when Tony goes send him up to heaven
@@christophervonderahe8289 noo but the father with five children are just strangers there expendable becuase i hardly know them and my dog Is like a brother to me if someone kill my dog ill kill he/she pets all of them and feed it to he/she and kill he/she
"Hey uh... Mr. Tom" "That's Trolley Tom young man (lol)" "Yes, well your file says you were never assigned to heaven you just... Drove up there" "That I did oh dear oh me" "Well that's not how it works you can't drive into heaven you have to be seen by people like me who look over your life and see where you go based on your life" "Well the last few days of my life were spent killing a bunch of people oh dear oh my" "Well you're off to a pretty bad start" "But it was the internet's fault!!! I didn't have a choice!!!" It says here you were consistently given two choices." I'm not feeling like writing anymore but tom would ask about a choice similar to how he did in this and Tony will ask who he's talking to send him to hell and we get a fiery screaming "Okay bye" Only draw back is Tom is too good to go to hell as funny as my writing might be getting over that hump of sending their hero to hell is hard to do
One thing I love about Trolley Tom is that if you just got on, didn’t watch from the beginning and just randomly chose a video in the series, you'd be surprised to find out about the past votes😂
I still think about this series of clips even now. We purposely chose the most disgusting options until we finally saw him break. Then we slowly started doing the correct stuff. I didn't you understand why this series of clips were happening I just thought it was hysterical seeing him get upset.
That reminds me, we never saw our mother come back stronger then we could possibly imagine.
That's because she's so strong she can't be seen. Her power level is OVER 9000!!!
Maybe she'll be in the game!
She still has to
nobody said exactly when she will return^^ she might terrorize earth in a thousand years from now.
Just wait till you see the will. You get nothing!
10yr old : I can beat cancer
Trolley Tom : hold my trolley
He eventually runs him over...
Hype yeah, I got the joke.
It’s, to an extent, an attempt at a jokey explanation of the joke, but it can be taken as a “didn’t get the joke” comment, yeah.
@@FrostGlader dude it's just something I wrote for fun no need to get technical lol 😂
More like hold my Trolly cap
@@patriciacatalano3436 Nah, when he says 'hold my trolley' he means 'the internet voted to kill you and you will be holding my trolley for .5 seconds before you are a pancake!'
This man must have insane eyesight if he can see someone so far away it takes a speeding trolley 48 hours to hit it
Can't ruin your likes, but know that I really want to.
@@nicholasfarrell5981 oh my god i just saw it thank u
Explains why there’s so few train accidents compared to cars.
🤣🤣🤣
He eats carrots while he waits for everyone to vote
I love how everyone was assholes most of the time, but when anyone from the Trolley family comes on the track, everyone protects them at all costs
“You beat cancer but you can’t beat a 10 ton trolly”
If she's not smart enough to move she can't kir cancer
D E S T R O Y T H E C H I L D
The kid should've died
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHH
@@Torrent263 Nah, some people can be smart, but not have common sense. The lack of common sense here is extreme though XD
Tom never once thought about stopping the trolley. He WANTED to kill them.
Hahah
He didn't want to kill them, its just that if the trolley stops, toms heart stops.
He can't come late, he has responsibilities you know...
@@SteldootVA true
That's why he was a good person
Clicking on this video was quite an easy decision
Same.
Super easy barley an inconvinence
Ok
@@uchihabomber1296 Barley? As in the spice?
It was either this or more sans in Smash Bros videos
Im genuinely surprised people chose to save Tom's father lol
But the boooox
And his son
same
I’m suprised of how many people voted for tom to go to hell
@@jamiek4860 I mean he did kill 10 million people.
Time for the most wholesome killing spree ever.
FIRST BLOOD
Double kill!
Lol
Quantum slime.
Quantum slime going to become feral if you play slime rancher you will get this
This man single handedly showed the creators what type of people we really are.
The brakes failed hence why he can’t stop
Nah, it just showed what type of people really watch C&H.
@@IrnFox ..kind of like showing them what type of people we really are?
You mean idiots?
@@jeanniprice699 you mean, realistic? Yeh
I like how everyone collectively agreed to save Trolley Tom’s family, destroy kickstarter packages but not the servers itself, and to destroy their own family members.
Whoever voted for Bob Ross to die has no soul.
Wrong they might not have a soul anymore but now they have Bob Ross's soul very valuable
I don't know why I laughed at that comment 😳
Whoever wrote this comment. Shut the the fu-
@@not_zyro who ever wrote this reply needs to finish school
@@MrBlue99912 needs*
Trolley tom: Runs over innocent family
"Oh no!"
"Anyways..."
yes
=)
dog to cute
Everyone: hmm
Trolley tom: kill all you friends family pets and good people for 1 card or kill Everyone bad and Satan
Everyone: GIVE ME THOSE CARDS
@@RedBeardRose but it’s with you evil twin and how do you know the dog is still alive?
20 minutes of trolly tom killing things, awesome
18*
He didn’t kill them. The internet did. Trolley Tom is innocent, don’t forget that. :P
2 minutes of him in heaven
At this point of time, this "complication" is just an excuse to not make video with 2 shorts
If his daddy taught him so well, why didn't he realize at one point to STOP THE TRAIN
I learned today that the Cyanide and happiness fandom make terrible choices
Right? Why kill Bob Ross over Tom Hanks
@@philipjohnson3942 Bob Ross is already dead. He didn't feel anything.
Why not kill the next Hitler?
@@almightycinder true, true
Yep
I like how the voters just care about kickstarter cards and Trolly Tom's family.
That moment when trolley Tom realizes he could've stopped the trolley
The fact that people chose to destroy their own expansion packs over Tom's dad proves that there is good in the world
Yes
I'm pretty sure that was for our murder buddy tom, sometimes we gotta make sacrifices for our murder buddies
Obviously isn't much though
And they ruin it by killing bob Ross >:(
'We kill Bob Ross tho'
There was so much character development in under 30 minutes, truly beautiful.
Only the OG fans will know how awesome the multitrack drift was.
Petition for Trolley Tom to have a cameo on Purgatony Season 2
Yes
Yes please
Omfg yas!
Remember when Tony sent that guy to heaven by mistake and we got to go see heaven. Would be funny if he accidentally sent Trolly Tom to hell for the murders and that’s how we get a glimpse at hell, when Tony goes send him up to heaven
Yes I back this
When Tom kicked Sam and took the trolley back: Top Ten Anime Plot Twists
I know right
Yeah
I WANT MORE BLOOD
guy
Spoilers
People: Send trolley Tom to heaven.
Trolley Tom: "Maybe I'll even go out with your mom."
People: Forgiveness stops.
The funny thing about this whole thing is he could've just stopped the trolley. He's trying to blame us but in reality he's in control.
I loved this series because it started with us just killing people for funnies then we ended up simping for Tom.
Excuse me WHAT
I like trolly Tom, but not like that
Wtf
Hello
@@person9385 no way
I love how one of the option isn’t “stop the trolley”
Mr. Blue Guy Tom loves trolleying
I think I know which option he should choose choose take the dog to the family and then run right into the evil twin
Total ditto
Mr. Blue Guy if he stops the trolly he’s heart stop beating
He can’t stop it lol
Remember when we tried to stop the kick starters
Ahhh good times
its amazing how you guys actually decided to run over the expansion packs instead of trolley tom sr. like that's wholesome
"I'm not the one doing all the murder, it's You! I'm just pulling the lever." When I heard this I died
69
I am not killing people. You just walked in front of the gun and I am the one who pulls the trigger
How did you die did the terrorist kill you
It’s funny how Tom just gets progressively scarred for life
I just love the fact that Trolley Tom is so scared but at the end:
*OKAY BYE!!*
Oh me oh my
I love how he has enough time to wait for the votes but not enough to stop the trolley
Ah. I remember voting for Santa and for helping to push the multi track drift. Good times.
Uhh, o-k?
@@Scp--op7ub What was the point of that comment?
Thier is none
There was no option for that
@@yourmum-fq1qz I could have sworn there was, I definitely remember a ton of comments saying multi drift
Everyone:chooses Bob Ross
Everyone now: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT
HADEZ
**Spoiler**
Lol I feel that
He gave us cards,
He gave us choice...
but the real gift he gave us: is a sense of togetherness (sniff)
And a murder trolley. Don't forget the murder trolley.
20:26 "ok bye!" We will miss you Tom you will always hold a special place in our hearts and I'm not crying your crying!
*Its a beautiful day outside-*
Oh my goodness! Oh my sweet merciful Christ!
Its Trolley Tom!
_My time has come_
But wait, on the other Track theres a dildo waving evil clown!!!
*It's a beautiful duwang outside*
@@daffareyhandikahermawan371 *chew*
Trolley Tom: Did you do it?
The Comments: Yes.
Trolley Tom: What did it cost?
The Comments: Being thought of as a decent human being.
when you realize that you don't get to have any of the things because you didn't back the kickstarter
I love how he just becomes more and more used to him running over people
"Multy track drifts in to heaven and hell at the same time lol
The joke everyone made when the game was going on months ago was that he should have multitrack drifted into purgatory.
You now have 69 likes
@@Instabwillity you mean 70
@@jeremiahharris2403 71*
82
The real question is why everyone is on the tracks.
Color Wing We are all whims of Trolley Tom. It is wise not to question him.
@@DankEngine2005 All hail Trolley Tom, Decider of Fates!
@Randomede TV lol ikr
Why's the trolley empty
They're content creator's
Kid:*80% chance of becoming the next Hitler*
Tom:I cAn't dIcIdE
its randomness *decide
@Yanice Plomp Let him become Hitler
20% chance to fail
Let him become hitler to shoot him self again
so dumb
19:55 My Grandma GG is also in Trolley Heaven, while Tram Sam is waiting to greet my traitor-of-a-father Cannon.
The best thing is when he says “Well glaze my ass and call me a ham” and something like paint me purple and call me an eggplant
"M-MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING?!"
*in the far distance:* DEJA VU!!
I have been to this place before
"I can't believe you decided to kill sant-OH LOOK 10 NEW CARDS
This made me cry, like he was actually there with us 🥺
Little did they know, the balloon popped with a different virus
NO
@@lisamarie4653 r/woooosh
NO PLS DONT RELEASE THE VIRUS
@@NokotanFanCentral I HAVE WITTNESED A WOOSH
Corona
If you think youtube people are bad, remember that they saved trolley tom’s dad.
But they kill there own mother
@@koichihiroselemecfiable1669 Yeah she will come back stronger than ever though
And his son, and they sent him to heaven
Ok but they killed a santa over the antichrist 😂
@@perrytheplatypus3950 Priorities
He gets more depressed i just wanna give trolley tom a hug
Is that before or after he runs you over
@@fusionmasterable probably after
I have not backed the kickstarter, yet I felt something breaking in me when he said "Ok bye" the one last time
I love how he's casually just coverd in blood
Casually
I actually almost cried when I chose to run over trolley Tom
R.I.P trolley Tom
Oh wait he didn’t die
time stamp?
Me
Trolly Tom really says something about Cyanide & Happiness audience.
Yup. That they all are psychopaths/assholes?
You expected anything less?
Oh and they are very, very suicidal.
Trolley Tom slowly devolves into insanity.
This is one morbid and sadistic game, I like it
Marry me 💍🤣
The twin
The doctor
Right
Baloon
“Well paint me purple and call me a eggplant”
💀LMAO
Hey
When he said that, I said to myself, " But you already have one!"
“I’m flattered and you’re flattened!”
They missed the opportunity to make Trolly Tom a GOD SLAYER
He has amazing eyesight! He can see all those things from 48 hours away from them in a speeding trolley.
Imagine if irl trolley conductors had to make decisions like this on a daily basis lol
They do
Give me one instance where a conductor had to choose between two people to kill who are standing on different diverging tracks.
Alphadog220. Easy. trolley tom when ever he rides the rails.
@@Alphadog220 Trust me you're about to find out
Clearly multi-track drifting is the only right option
"He is holding your dog"
Me who doesn't have a dog: I am four parallel universes ahead of you
Me who's dog is already dead: *cries*
@@matthewgallaway3675 should had picked the other option
Dogs are expendable vermins
@@christophervonderahe8289 noo but the father with five children are just strangers there expendable becuase i hardly know them and my dog
Is like a brother to me if someone kill my dog ill kill he/she pets all of them and feed it to he/she and kill he/she
@@rhoydplaz2853 you took my comment too seriously
I actually almost started crying when the kickstarter ended I really want this to come back
By decision 3, i feel like trolly tom was rather disappointed with us, and i absolutely lost it at that 🤣🤣🤣
tom not multi-track drifting to somehow end up in purgatory for a cameo in purgatony is still tragic
Not having him run over Jesus was a mistake.
Purgatony - Trolly Tom
Crossover confirmed!
@@coddyclements2834 I'd love to see him have to send Tom to hell because he actually is responsible for the deaths
"Hey uh... Mr. Tom" "That's Trolley Tom young man (lol)" "Yes, well your file says you were never assigned to heaven you just... Drove up there" "That I did oh dear oh me" "Well that's not how it works you can't drive into heaven you have to be seen by people like me who look over your life and see where you go based on your life"
"Well the last few days of my life were spent killing a bunch of people oh dear oh my" "Well you're off to a pretty bad start" "But it was the internet's fault!!! I didn't have a choice!!!" It says here you were consistently given two choices."
I'm not feeling like writing anymore but tom would ask about a choice similar to how he did in this and Tony will ask who he's talking to send him to hell and we get a fiery screaming "Okay bye"
Only draw back is Tom is too good to go to hell as funny as my writing might be getting over that hump of sending their hero to hell is hard to do
When the trolley hit all of US
Me: i don't feel so good
Run
I wouldn't have wanted to have gone out any other way. Trolley Tom is my idol
“Oh, shit in my breakfast, it’s your Mother!” 😂😂😂
Now Make an episode where trolley smashes into everyone we didn’t choose
Yes!
Tram sam
I think of them already were
We need an alternate one with all the opposite decisions
agreed
I forgot how tom looks without a red outfit...
In ep 1
Kavya
Fortnite is big gay
COD, Minecraft, and Rainbow Six Siege all the way.
"Im going to stop this stupid card game!"
Me in 2021 who has a copy of the game: "Good luck with that buddy."
Let's do another round of Trolley Tom. 2021 sounds like the perfect year for more Trial by Trolley
Yeah that's true
Jeeze man. We killed our mother, grandparents even ourselves.
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.
.
.
.
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At Least we saved our evil twin brother 😉
And our dog. Everything is ok.
Plot twist: It was his plan all along using the law of probability and determinism to manipulate us into imploding.
Lol
And I dont have a dog
Bitch, I saved my dog.
I like how people choose to killed a father and his family and not the evil twin holding a dog
It was OUR dog tho
Am I the only one who was glad that trolly Tom wansnt killed
Yes, becouse the outher psychopath would have taken his place and done a even better job + Tom could have taken his throne of Angle Of Death sooner
YumeiAnime_YT Same
Tom is awesome plus he got a nice ending in the end.
Jeremiah Harris learn to spell
YumeiAnime_YT no I’m with you I was very happy
This is oddly relaxing.
asmr with trolley tom
I know
How
Yes, I also do enjoy watching the guts and blood of fictional people be exploded onto a trolly.
“Nearly all of you voted to kill santa Klaus.”
Things I never thought i’d hear
One thing I love about Trolley Tom is that if you just got on, didn’t watch from the beginning and just randomly chose a video in the series, you'd be surprised to find out about the past votes😂
OMG HITLER
*Sees tram Sam*
Turn right DO IT NOW
SCREEEEEEE
And on the left there is a new Hitler😂👍
Little did they know, they actually killed Zachary David when the trolley ran over him
*they ran over him with a real one*
[Sobbing] I'm so sorry, Zach.... It's in the Kickstarter terms and conditions... We have to follow through. There's no other way.
Is it true?
Imagine being on his trolley the whole time
I'll finally get to know how it feels to go down on a woman on her period.
All of us are fucked up lmao 😂
Yep
Trolley Tom in a nutshell:🎶"I cant decide whether you should live or die"🎶
🎶"So I'll just leave it to you. Ok bye!"🎶
Though you’ll problably go to heaven, please don’t hang your head and cry
I wonder why
I love doggos and memes lol I remember call me Kevin singing something like this
"I bless unto... A holy trolley with which to punish saints and sinners alike..." Trolley Tom 2020
Ok bye
Trolley tom *kills 16/19 people*
Everybody else "send him to heaven"
Cafe Jam thats more people thats ever been on the earth... What.
Well we were the ones who told him who to kill
He was just following orders...
MULTITRACK DRIFTING!!!!!
I was expecting Tran Sam to only get killed, cause I mean we made hitler why would we kill him?
I still think about this series of clips even now. We purposely chose the most disgusting options until we finally saw him break. Then we slowly started doing the correct stuff. I didn't you understand why this series of clips were happening I just thought it was hysterical seeing him get upset.
Still wish the last choice was the Multi-track Drift so we can see him in purgatory...
Dont you mean 'PurgaTony'?
Ill see myself out.
Toru Kisaragi -facepaw- bloody hell.... thanks for the correction.
If he went right the whole time or left the whole time then at some point you’d just be going on a circle, haha
Haha
Truly the circle of life. You're born, you run some ppl down with a trolley, then you go to the afterlife.
Not unless it was constantly left or right, it would sort of be a haphazard straight line
(Saves Tom Sr.)
“You weren’t supposed to do that.”
Hehehe
Tom's plan about take trolley back is beautifull
Where’s purgatony!?!
Over
That's a shame
Well he is of course in purgatory. 😂😂😂
*_-Purgatory!!!!-_*
I hope they make a season 2
My twin with the dog because.....
_I don’t have a dog._
xXLizXx thats sad
If anything, I am the evil twin, and there can only be one. Kill the puppy
xXLizXx same
You don't have a dog indeed
You don't have to have a dog just think into that situation if you did have one
I have actually gotten attached Trolly Tom throughout this 😂
It has to be a right choice that choose save Tom's father.
The father of five must really want that insurence money
If the trolley guy does a sweet move he can hit everyone
Greek Geek18 lmao
Greek Geek18 he did
Am I gonna be wasting 20 minutes watching a Cyanid and Happiness video? Yes, yes I am. 🤣🤣🤣
I love how chaotic everything gets after he drifts
" im just following orders" anyone else notice that's what the Nazis all said in court😂
that’s the joke...
He also called himself the angel of death and saved Hitler, but he has only following orders
...