Cyanide & Happiness Compilations - Trolley Tom

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[@shonen991]

That reminds me, we never saw our mother come back stronger then we could possibly imagine.

[@razinhailsharp]

That's because she's so strong she can't be seen. Her power level is OVER 9000!!!

[@bsgenius22]

Maybe she'll be in the game!

[@tobiasdeshaies12]

She still has to

[@maxmustsleep]

nobody said exactly when she will return^^ she might terrorize earth in a thousand years from now.

[@jardex2275]

Just wait till you see the will. You get nothing!

[@tylerhess6165]

“You beat cancer but you can’t beat a 10 ton trolly”

[@Torrent263]

If she's not smart enough to move she can't kir cancer

[@theredguardowen8083]

D E S T R O Y T H E C H I L D

[@alvarodecastellvi8674]

The kid should've died

[@dickslocum]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHH

[@silentmotion5784]

@@Torrent263 Nah, some people can be smart, but not have common sense. The lack of common sense here is extreme though XD

[@promienodrzutowysamuel790]

I love how everyone was assholes most of the time, but when anyone from the Trolley family comes on the track, everyone protects them at all costs

[@cmac08]

Im genuinely surprised people chose to save Tom's father lol

[@georgeiminlincalvimontes8594]

But the boooox

[@captprice1b-06]

And his son

[@graysonleclerc9510]

same

[@jamiek4860]

I’m suprised of how many people voted for tom to go to hell

[@lordandsavior6726]

@@jamiek4860 I mean he did kill 10 million people.

[@xancasm2012]

Clicking on this video was quite an easy decision

[@dianagomez9231]

Same.

[@uchihabomber1296]

Super easy barley an inconvinence

[@vetreleccz2959]

Ok

[@ManWithAMask_]

@@uchihabomber1296 Barley? As in the spice?

[@askgoverntale2298]

It was either this or more sans in Smash Bros videos

[@theblubanshee8027]

This man must have insane eyesight if he can see someone so far away it takes a speeding trolley 48 hours to hit it

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Can't ruin your likes, but know that I really want to.

[@theblubanshee8027]

@@nicholasfarrell5981 oh my god i just saw it thank u

[@Young_Travels]

Explains why there’s so few train accidents compared to cars.

[@AlfsGirl]

🤣🤣🤣

[@childcomsumer2339]

He eats carrots while he waits for everyone to vote

[@sovietunion142]

This man single handedly showed the creators what type of people we really are.

[@Crewecabking]

The brakes failed hence why he can’t stop

[@IrnFox]

Nah, it just showed what type of people really watch C&H.

[@jadegreenleaf781]

@@IrnFox ..kind of like showing them what type of people we really are?

[@jeanniprice699]

You mean idiots?

[@yagamil46]

@@jeanniprice699 you mean, realistic? Yeh

[@chaoticpemmins748]

I like how everyone collectively agreed to save Trolley Tom’s family, destroy kickstarter packages but not the servers itself, and to destroy their own family members.

[@shoopiesty805]

Tom never once thought about stopping the trolley. He WANTED to kill them.

[@lukerenken9102]

Hahah

[@SteldootVA]

He didn't want to kill them, its just that if the trolley stops, toms heart stops.

[@superghost6]

He can't come late, he has responsibilities you know...

[@herobrine-sz9yx]

@@SteldootVA true

[@hurskastelija]

That's why he was a good person

[@gloriousgoo7087]

Time for the most wholesome killing spree ever.

[@CFEKOSMOS]

FIRST BLOOD

[@SD-qe4wy]

Double kill!

[@diobrando666]

Lol

[@Nerko5482]

Quantum slime.

[@Swampbomb]

Quantum slime going to become feral if you play slime rancher you will get this

[@Supported-Characters]

I like how the voters just care about kickstarter cards and Trolly Tom's family.

[@gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820]

Whoever voted for Bob Ross to die has no soul.

[@blueanonymousguy224]

Wrong they might not have a soul anymore but now they have Bob Ross's soul very valuable

[@moonstar5473]

I don't know why I laughed at that comment 😳

[@not_zyro]

Whoever wrote this comment. Shut the the fu-

[@blueanonymousguy224]

@@not_zyro who ever wrote this reply needs to finish school

[@bluejay9638]

@@blueanonymousguy224 needs*

[@zidanestudios2791]

10yr old : I can beat cancer
Trolley Tom : hold my trolley

[@FrostGlader]

He eventually runs him over...

[@FrostGlader]

Hype yeah, I got the joke.
It’s, to an extent, an attempt at a jokey explanation of the joke, but it can be taken as a “didn’t get the joke” comment, yeah.

[@zidanestudios2791]

@@FrostGlader dude it's just something I wrote for fun no need to get technical lol 😂

[@patriciacatalano3436]

More like hold my Trolly cap

[@christopherrogers7034]

@@patriciacatalano3436 Nah, when he says 'hold my trolley' he means 'the internet voted to kill you and you will be holding my trolley for .5 seconds before you are a pancake!'

[@realgirlchip6758]

I learned today that the Cyanide and happiness fandom make terrible choices

[@philipjohnson3942]

Right? Why kill Bob Ross over Tom Hanks

[@almightycinder]

@@philipjohnson3942 Bob Ross is already dead. He didn't feel anything.

[@havoc1848]

Why not kill the next Hitler?

[@philipjohnson3942]

@@almightycinder true, true

[@siyacer]

Yep

[@Erihk_]

Only the OG fans will know how awesome the multitrack drift was.

[@sallybotsstobyllas7611]

its amazing how you guys actually decided to run over the expansion packs instead of trolley tom sr. like that's wholesome

[@joshyshum]

20 minutes of trolly tom killing things, awesome

[@youtubeminute4388]

18*

[@TheDavidHarris]

He didn’t kill them. The internet did. Trolley Tom is innocent, don’t forget that. :P

[@youtubeminute4388]

2 minutes of him in heaven

[@YellowGuy-vr7hp]

At this point of time, this "complication" is just an excuse to not make video with 2 shorts

[@spencera3291]

If his daddy taught him so well, why didn't he realize at one point to STOP THE TRAIN

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

The fact that people chose to destroy their own expansion packs over Tom's dad proves that there is good in the world

[@rhoydplaz2853]

Yes

[@nikso1496]

I'm pretty sure that was for our murder buddy tom, sometimes we gotta make sacrifices for our murder buddies

[@easternspy1468]

Obviously isn't much though

[@flamecentralyt9999]

And they ruin it by killing bob Ross >:(

[@k_mcconnell]

'We kill Bob Ross tho'

[@stevenbooker7201]

The funny thing about this whole thing is he could've just stopped the trolley. He's trying to blame us but in reality he's in control.

[@captaintoshirohitsugaya3822]

I love how he has enough time to wait for the votes but not enough to stop the trolley

[@mint.6068]

Trolley tom: Runs over innocent family
"Oh no!"
"Anyways..."

[@RedBeardRose]

yes
=)
dog to cute

[@kalanaboulianne8042]

Everyone: hmm
Trolley tom: kill all you friends family pets and good people for 1 card or kill Everyone bad and Satan
Everyone: GIVE ME THOSE CARDS

[@animebrat76]

@@RedBeardRose but it’s with you evil twin and how do you know the dog is still alive?

[@stoormtrooper22]

Petition for Trolley Tom to have a cameo on Purgatony Season 2

[@yeah4586]

Yes

[@Kiwitheketchupbottle]

Yes please

[@cuteherogirl15]

Omfg yas!

[@Multi476]

Remember when Tony sent that guy to heaven by mistake and we got to go see heaven. Would be funny if he accidentally sent Trolly Tom to hell for the murders and that’s how we get a glimpse at hell, when Tony goes send him up to heaven

[@VicsTV.]

Yes I back this

[@ThatSkeletonOverThere]

"its holding your *DOG*"
i dont have such weakness

[@Beast_Epic]

This made me cry, like he was actually there with us 🥺

[@frostyrogue6217]

That moment when trolley Tom realizes he could've stopped the trolley

[@blackoutgaming6394]

There was so much character development in under 30 minutes, truly beautiful.

[@daltonross2044]

I love how he just becomes more and more used to him running over people

[@promienodrzutowysamuel790]

I have not backed the kickstarter, yet I felt something breaking in me when he said "Ok bye" the one last time

[@systemoverload1228]

When Tom kicked Sam and took the trolley back: Top Ten Anime Plot Twists

[@KroKogaming]

I know right

[@destineeinez8233]

Yeah

[@destineeinez8233]

I WANT MORE BLOOD

[@destineeinez8233]

guy

[@bruhthebuilder9223]

Spoilers

[@Urinal]

He didn't just runover millions of people with a trolley. He took our hearts on a trolley ride we will not forget.

[@DustyTheOrange]

Yea literally

[@charmandergaming8109]

Very poetic

[@die2infinity101]

Not just our hearts but also our guts

[@ladyviolu3924]

Right before he killed all of us

[@akirakomaeda8781]

Regardless of how much therapy we take, we will never forget

[@Local_Lad]

Trolley Tom slowly devolves into insanity.

[@Jeffrey18O]

I like how people choose to killed a father and his family and not the evil twin holding a dog

[@AnAveragePurplePikmin]

It was OUR dog tho

[@a.person1805]

I loved this series because it started with us just killing people for funnies then we ended up simping for Tom.

[@Capt.Gingivits]

Excuse me WHAT

[@korhol2065]

I like trolly Tom, but not like that

[@GaJ42]

Wtf

[@person9385]

Hello

[@a.person1805]

@@person9385 no way

[@massivehitbox8759]

Ah. I remember voting for Santa and for helping to push the multi track drift. Good times.

[@Scp--op7ub]

Uhh, o-k?

[@laracrotft]

@@Scp--op7ub What was the point of that comment?

[@doaskishino5455]

Thier is none

[@yourmum-fq1qz]

There was no option for that

[@lordandsavior6726]

@@yourmum-fq1qz I could have sworn there was, I definitely remember a ton of comments saying multi drift

[@nancyjo517]

“Oh, shit in my breakfast, it’s your Mother!” 😂😂😂

[@derspinner6832]

They missed the opportunity to make Trolly Tom a GOD SLAYER

[@ItsMeThePerhaps]

I love how one of the option isn’t “stop the trolley”

[@JacobTP64]

Mr. Blue Guy Tom loves trolleying

[@tonyscardina2139]

I think I know which option he should choose choose take the dog to the family and then run right into the evil twin

[@dartart3688]

Total ditto

[@thecheese2876]

Mr. Blue Guy if he stops the trolly he’s heart stop beating

[@yaboiyogsas2431]

He can’t stop it lol

[@dawsonglawe5810]

People: Send trolley Tom to heaven.
Trolley Tom: "Maybe I'll even go out with your mom."
People: Forgiveness stops.

[@jordansimmons120]

19:55 My Grandma GG is also in Trolley Heaven, while Tram Sam is waiting to greet my traitor-of-a-father Cannon.

[@frostwolf159]

I still think about this series of clips even now. We purposely chose the most disgusting options until we finally saw him break. Then we slowly started doing the correct stuff. I didn't you understand why this series of clips were happening I just thought it was hysterical seeing him get upset.

[@idkanymorelmao5242]

It’s funny how Tom just gets progressively scarred for life

[@mrmistakes3087]

"I'm not the one doing all the murder, it's You! I'm just pulling the lever." When I heard this I died

[@joseph-1972]

For me, it was "cho-cho, motherfuckers!" XD

[@ToTu007]

69

[@Jess-kb1hb]

I am not killing people. You just walked in front of the gun and I am the one who pulls the trigger

[@phillupscrewdriver4229]

How did you die did the terrorist kill you

[@cipher_kid]

20:26 "ok bye!" We will miss you Tom you will always hold a special place in our hearts and I'm not crying your crying!

[@Stewie400th]

I actually almost started crying when the kickstarter ended I really want this to come back

[@electricity4486]

I just love the fact that Trolley Tom is so scared but at the end:
*OKAY BYE!!*

[@russianguy4685]

Oh me oh my

[@hadez908]

Everyone:chooses Bob Ross
Everyone now: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

[@NSHM122]

HADEZ
**Spoiler**

[@Gorttheduck]

Lol I feel that

[@averageraviolienjoyer1884]

I love how chaotic everything gets after he drifts

[@mr.foxtrot6438]

"Im going to stop this stupid card game!"
Me in 2021 who has a copy of the game: "Good luck with that buddy."

[@nosignal63]

Kid:*80% chance of becoming the next Hitler*
Tom:I cAn't dIcIdE

[@darluliedarkreader8378]

its randomness *decide

[@asandax6]

@Yanice Plomp Let him become Hitler

[@ar9907]

20% chance to fail

[@lewisgarner5615]

Let him become hitler to shoot him self again

[@yobamayessir7872]

so dumb

[@CSW_YT]

Trolley Tom: Did you do it?
The Comments: Yes.
Trolley Tom: What did it cost?
The Comments: Being thought of as a decent human being.

[@DaCouchWarrior]

Tom's plan about take trolley back is beautifull

[@El_Presidente_5337]

4:28
The nuremberg trials in a nutshel

[@seichoseicho4136]

"I can't believe you decided to kill sant-OH LOOK 10 NEW CARDS

[@W0lfbaneShikaisc00l]

He gave us cards,
He gave us choice...
but the real gift he gave us: is a sense of togetherness (sniff)

[@jardex2275]

And a murder trolley. Don't forget the murder trolley.

[@zyborg1256]

I think we all agree that even if killing Santa didn't give free cards we still would've killed him

[@monkeyboi1837]

I remember watching cyanide and happiness when I was younger and found it super funny and I still do

[@jeremiahharris2403]

"Multy track drifts in to heaven and hell at the same time lol

[@francisharkins]

The joke everyone made when the game was going on months ago was that he should have multitrack drifted into purgatory.

[@Instabwillity]

You now have 69 likes

[@jeremiahharris2403]

@@Instabwillity you mean 70

[@Instabwillity]

@@jeremiahharris2403 71*

[@jeremiahharris2403]

82

[@duchi882]

*Its a beautiful day outside-*
Oh my goodness! Oh my sweet merciful Christ!
Its Trolley Tom!
_My time has come_

[@spiffygonzales5899]

But wait, on the other Track theres a dildo waving evil clown!!!

[@daffareyhandikahermawan371]

*It's a beautiful duwang outside*

[@CygnusTheSilly]

@@daffareyhandikahermawan371 *chew*

[@Killmeplease69420]

Im rewatching this, a year later and I wondering if Trolley JR Is gonna have a pt 2, that would be epicc.

[@MineraftxD]

I thought this was pretty sadic at start but it just made me feel nostalgic at the very end...

[@Mr_NoL]

Remember when we tried to stop the kick starters
Ahhh good times

[@thatguycolor]

The real question is why everyone is on the tracks.

[@DankEngine2005]

Color Wing We are all whims of Trolley Tom. It is wise not to question him.

[@thatguycolor]

@@DankEngine2005 All hail Trolley Tom, Decider of Fates!

[@queensmadejah]

@Randomede TV lol ikr

[@plaguedoctor0112]

Why's the trolley empty

[@Demogame_54]

They're content creator's

[@rubyfirequeen]

I'm getting the game for my birthday! So excited!

[@taco_reaper9234]

The “choo choo motherf*ckers” was the part that made me laugh the most

[@demonteclair5013]

He gets more depressed i just wanna give trolley tom a hug

[@fusionmasterable]

Is that before or after he runs you over

[@junebug8485]

@@fusionmasterable probably after

[@some1744]

“Well paint me purple and call me a eggplant”
💀LMAO

[@azukiwedlakavu4937]

Hey

[@Crucified_Chaos]

When he said that, I said to myself, " But you already have one!"

[@Grimmmleigh]

i love how morals are thrown out the window if it means 10 more cards

[@josephwilliams2406]

One thing I love about Trolley Tom is that if you just got on, didn’t watch from the beginning and just randomly chose a video in the series, you'd be surprised to find out about the past votes😂

[@Weegee26]

“I’m flattered and you’re flattened!”

[@jimjimguy1235]

He has amazing eyesight! He can see all those things from 48 hours away from them in a speeding trolley.

[@Grilldude]

Tom is a character in a Rpg in a nutshell

[@shaggy8580]

"Ok bye" as he said those final words the streets of every major city flooded with the tears of people goodbye trolley tom were all gonna miss you

[@gpepeitan3373]

The best thing is when he says “Well glaze my ass and call me a ham” and something like paint me purple and call me an eggplant

[@tthatggguy]

Little did they know, the balloon popped with a different virus

[@Soyjakgamingbutawesome]

NO

[@Soyjakgamingbutawesome]

@@lisamarie4653 r/woooosh

[@vvlixi274]

NO PLS DONT RELEASE THE VIRUS

[@michelgenon6677]

@@Soyjakgamingbutawesome I HAVE WITTNESED A WOOSH

[@Scp--op7ub]

Corona

[@chachiz7824]

Me chilling: * sees a trolley coming my way*

[@rockingbeat]

I'm flattered and you're flattened

[@slapnut892]

Trolly Tom really says something about Cyanide & Happiness audience.

[@spikypikachu1162]

Yup. That they all are psychopaths/assholes?

[@bengal4047]

You expected anything less?

[@A_Oda27]

Oh and they are very, very suicidal.

[@bobbysauce1174]

If you think youtube people are bad, remember that they saved trolley tom’s dad.

[@koichihiroselemecfiable1669]

But they kill there own mother

[@zealot246]

@@koichihiroselemecfiable1669 Yeah she will come back stronger than ever though

[@loganblackmun5822]

And his son, and they sent him to heaven

[@perrytheplatypus3950]

Ok but they killed a santa over the antichrist 😂

[@smiletoda4448]

@@perrytheplatypus3950 Priorities

[@-EXTROVERTED-]

Trolley tom: what did it cost you
The internet: everything

[@staunch8845]

11:24 MAY YOU BE REMEMBERED AS A GOD DAMN LEGEND

[@sloppypotato3980]

I actually almost cried when I chose to run over trolley Tom
R.I.P trolley Tom
Oh wait he didn’t die

[@karelsimek5871]

time stamp?

[@radial_radar0431]

Me

[@alexanderrahl7034]

By decision 3, i feel like trolly tom was rather disappointed with us, and i absolutely lost it at that 🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewharrison3970]

BYE BYE SANTA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@NotRaven7]

All of us are fucked up lmao 😂

[@brostuffandstuff1951]

Yep

[@alchemicalsilver6904]

when you realize that you don't get to have any of the things because you didn't back the kickstarter

[@Quadraxis]

"M-MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING?!"
*in the far distance:* DEJA VU!!

[@AnomalySource]

I have been to this place before

[@Aeri_shiro]

Put them ALL on the same trail and go right through them all

[@AgentAngel44]

i remembered this series when it came back, im sooo glad i was apart of this event

[@grimreaper9049]

I love how he's casually just coverd in blood

[@hideousred]

Casually

[@CJTerry]

Let's do another round of Trolley Tom. 2021 sounds like the perfect year for more Trial by Trolley

[@daltonross2044]

Yeah that's true

[@vapegodgaming9465]

2nd one between the doctor and the kid. * presses button for drifting*

[@devynwyma3153]

3:53 it means “The force is strong in you and your spirit will return as a force spirit.”

[@pabloa8102]

This is one morbid and sadistic game, I like it

[@Astrid.Your.Star.]

Marry me 💍🤣

[@talmady]

The twin

[@talmady]

The doctor

[@talmady]

Right

[@talmady]

Baloon

[@sohrabhossain7717]

Jeeze man. We killed our mother, grandparents even ourselves.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
At Least we saved our evil twin brother 😉

[@Anna-kj3np]

And our dog. Everything is ok.

[@Argonak1]

Plot twist: It was his plan all along using the law of probability and determinism to manipulate us into imploding.

[@envvyeli]

Lol

[@envvyeli]

And I dont have a dog

[@LittleMissDeath]

Bitch, I saved my dog.

[@tronixchl2004]

i just notices, this video was uploaded in my birthday.

[@masonsmith4943]

10 cards! His final gift to us all🤣🤣🤣

[@icbm940]

When the trolley hit all of US
Me: i don't feel so good

[@yousmeel9127]

Run

[@abruptfury9920]

I wouldn't have wanted to have gone out any other way. Trolley Tom is my idol

[@robertgray3710]

We need an alternate one with all the opposite decisions

[@abluecircle7753]

agreed

[@promienodrzutowysamuel790]

"I'm flattered! And you're flattened."

[@StevieObieYT]

Tom is off his Trolley &
Sam is a Tramp 🤪