@@mexicanrice Yup, just like the "mostly peaceful protests", and Antifatard gatherings there is a high volume of Caucasians. It's a crazy tactic when you think about it, but it appears to work at least fairly effectively. Have white folks take to the streets, ch¡mp the fuck out in the name of "equality", whipping up some of the gullible non whites and other anti white white people. The media pushes the narrative, when you are on location make sure you have POC in the shot while "reporting" causing people to falsely believe that its a majority black and brown people out there causing problems. That divides everyone and distracts them from what they *SHOULD* be paying attention to.
"Honestly, your tone, and the way you're asking me 'why are you doing this' .... is frightening me, ideologically speaking, because I'm a good fukking person, I don't want to call the police ... but I already have" Nick you fukking genius.
@@TheSkatersk8terskate its a quote from the video I don't actually think you're fat don't kill yourself please TH-cam warned me like 8 times before I posted that comment. Fuck this Communist Chinese shit hole of a website
@AntiCincon It's an extension of Elmo being a white liberal type of racist by blaming black people who didn't want to get vaccinated for covid. Black people in America have historically been used basically as guinea pigs in trials for untested medicine. This results in many black people who have been through or have heard of these experiments to be cautious of medicine to varying degrees, especially if it is new. There's generally a lot of bias against black people in American medical settings, such as assuming they can handle more pain than white people, which again creates more distrust in medicine overall. But that is just one way this generational trauma manifests, and it's not true of all black people. So Elmo bringing it up in this very coy manner is a way to make a point that would otherwise be racist by dancing around naming the actual group and lightly addressing the history that informs that attitude towards medicine. All to sound reasonable and respectful while still technically scapegoating a marginilized group, which is classic white liberal shit. It also conveniently deflects attention from a very white and conservative segment of America that vehemently refused the vaccine, or any covid procedure, for that matter.
"Did you get a settlement?" "No...not at all. I got arrested...for getting too loud on the phone with the insurance company." I can't even describe how hard I laughed at that.
Had a friend for years there block me over political differences that weren't even that relevant to the relationship. That place really fucks people up.
@@intercoursehandguns851have some family that lives out there. Cousin blocked me because I posted a lil thing for men’s health awareness month lmao, something’s in the water over there
This bit used to just be an absurd gag involving Elmo. But after interacting with people who are just like that in real life I've gained a whole new appreciation for it.
Absolutely, having moved into an older 70s apartment block on a street that's rapidly gentrifying has given this a whole new level of meaning for me. "I told them you were mentally ill for letting your dog bark after 7 pm" This describes most my neighbours to a T, and their interactions with the social housing in the ground floor unit.
when I found out the whoopie cushion video was gone I hung a noose in my room. Im not saying im going to use it but if I dont get to the whoopie cushion video...
idk why but your comment just made me realize that Zoidberg is clearly based on a stereotypical New York Jewish person! How did I never notice that until now?! His relative Harold Zoid is even an old [new] Hollywood star, and he speaks with a Yiddish accent (idk if that's what you'd call it but whatever)! Kinda ironic that lobsters are not kosher😂
As a working class local leftist pushed out of my "gaycation" hometown where a 2 bedroom tripled in price in the past 20 years I get this on such a deep level.
(Former) New Yorker here, my old neighborhood has been gentrified... I've been priced out of ever moving back home, still. This is some hilarious stuff. Seriously.
Nick in the zone, Stav dialed in, and not only is this one of the few times Adam actually contributes anything, even HE'S dialed in. All-timer riff. Too bad we won't see this kind of thing anymore.
@@chunder393 how about the hundreds of false copyright claims that have taken down channels that literally have Nick's permission to post clips, posting shit videos with bought likes and views. There the reason Tybayaga, steven seagull and many others have had their channels nuked
the “because I’m a good fucking person” part is very authentic I think if it didn’t come from a personal experience it wouldn’t be there
and the 1-2 punch into "toxic relationship" really sold it for me
but push comes to shove, I will and I have.
I already did.
There was definitely a stretch of time where white lib women were saying that
4:40
I can hear the liberal self righteousness when I imagine someone actually saying this.
This is a certified gentrified neighborhood classic
Gayborhood
Easily one of the funniest bits ever
A predominately white neighborhood
@@mexicanrice Yup, just like the "mostly peaceful protests", and Antifatard gatherings there is a high volume of Caucasians. It's a crazy tactic when you think about it, but it appears to work at least fairly effectively. Have white folks take to the streets, ch¡mp the fuck out in the name of "equality", whipping up some of the gullible non whites and other anti white white people. The media pushes the narrative, when you are on location make sure you have POC in the shot while "reporting" causing people to falsely believe that its a majority black and brown people out there causing problems. That divides everyone and distracts them from what they *SHOULD* be paying attention to.
@@Hu-WhyteMan take your meds
For some reason I love quoting “I’m sorry Elmo I’m completely checked out”
The way he pushes the phone into Gordon's face gets me every time
Dude same. That’s gotta be new my fave saying
Total gold
My sister and I say it all the time 😭
It's the way he says it, it's perfection
Just the absurd outright "Gordon did you steal my fucking bicycle?" made my day
honestly elmo yea I did
My favourite part
Before even checking the camera 😂
I believe i know the origin of the line
Liberal white girls love ring doorbell cameras. It’s a scientific fact
Props to Adam for having the best line in it: "Just because I wanna defund the police doesn't mean I can't call them on you..."
This line is dead on.
th-cam.com/video/sOhimrMfs-s/w-d-xo.html
That line single handedly extended the bit another 3 minutes. Good job bug
"I will and I have"
"I already did"
I know your daughter’s trying to raise money for her basketball team
@@seanno9744 good taste in podcast and amps. glad to see you here homie
"Honestly, your tone, and the way you're asking me 'why are you doing this' .... is frightening me, ideologically speaking, because I'm a good fukking person, I don't want to call the police ... but I already have"
Nick you fukking genius.
“I’ve requested they only bring tasers and a social worker”. 😂😂😂💀
"But I will.. and I have... and I already did."
If your gonna quote something go for the full thing not just a rough disposition
@@melodydantalionmellowastar1990 disposition? That can’t be the word you were thinking of right? Did a mule kick you in the head boy?
@@melodydantalionmellowastar1990sounds like something a bug would say....
I'll never get tired of the image of skateboarding cradle-robbing elmo
dudes rock
I think that one my have been directed at Adam lol
Elmo Texas
@@koolguy874 its luis gomez lmao
Gonna give HPV to a 19 year-old
"have you seen what conservatives are saying about AOC?"
"sorry elmo....I'm completely checked out."
This is honestly one of the funniest bits I have ever heard
“But Elmo the hunter Biden laptop was just confirmed as authentic”
“Can we just move on please”
Wow bro it's almost like we watched the same video!
@@TheSkatersk8terskate its a quote from the video I don't actually think you're fat don't kill yourself please
TH-cam warned me like 8 times before I posted that comment. Fuck this Communist Chinese shit hole of a website
@@TheSkatersk8terskate sounds like someone likes spending time at the skatepark with the young crowd
"And last time I checked, it wasn't red fuzzy people not getting vaccinated" randomly pops into my head now and then and still fucking kills me
Still ridiculous nightmares
I didn't get what that part means. Can someone explain please
@AntiCincon It's an extension of Elmo being a white liberal type of racist by blaming black people who didn't want to get vaccinated for covid.
Black people in America have historically been used basically as guinea pigs in trials for untested medicine. This results in many black people who have been through or have heard of these experiments to be cautious of medicine to varying degrees, especially if it is new. There's generally a lot of bias against black people in American medical settings, such as assuming they can handle more pain than white people, which again creates more distrust in medicine overall. But that is just one way this generational trauma manifests, and it's not true of all black people.
So Elmo bringing it up in this very coy manner is a way to make a point that would otherwise be racist by dancing around naming the actual group and lightly addressing the history that informs that attitude towards medicine. All to sound reasonable and respectful while still technically scapegoating a marginilized group, which is classic white liberal shit.
It also conveniently deflects attention from a very white and conservative segment of America that vehemently refused the vaccine, or any covid procedure, for that matter.
well op didnt even get the quote right
@@anticincon1 white liberals blaming minorities for not getting vaccinated
“When push comes to shove…” “I already did.” Had me crack up so loud I thought I woke up the neighbor.
Psychopathic elmo is a legendary bit, I should ask my personal friend Nick Mullen to do more of it
psychopathic white gentryfying elmo
The thing is it's just brooklyn liberal elmo. I lived in that area for a couple years and this bit almost makes it worth it.
You're friends with homosexual comedian Nick Mullen?... I'm so jealous
I gayly concur.
@@SPACECOWBOY705 he is my best friend
"I'm neurodivergent, Gordon."
"I know this cause I took a buzzfeed quiz."
“…and a minor.”
@@bobthornton9730 "...and that's why statutory rape laws dont count Gordon."
@@bobthornton9730 "attracted person"
Lol
The brief cuts back to Gordon's completely emotionless face are what really send it for me.
ח ח צ
Sorry Elmo, I’m completely checked out
“Sorry Elmo I’m completely checked out” golden fucking line right there
Arguably the best impersonation of Adam that Nick has done.
I knew it was an Adam impression when Nick said something skateboarding and giving 13 year olds HPV
Tbh I was only 75% sure it was an Adam impersonation until he negotiated a 75/25 split where he gets 100%.
@kid_a_2000 With 6% interest
this but stav
@@koolguy87419 year olds*
The gentrified urge to rent out an apartment on Sesame Street so that you can record two episodes of your leftist politics podcast once a week.
As somebody who lives in the middle of gentrified Brooklyn, Elmo makes up about 100 percent of the people in my neighborhood
Since you said 100%, does that include you too?
buncha red fuzzy people running around
Jews aren’t white
“I just got out of a toxic relationship and I’m still processing the trauma”
*hysterical laughter*
"Just because I wanna defund the police doesn't mean I can't call them on you"
Adam rules
Yea that one was a banger
Just keep your headphones away from him and never take his offer for breakfast food
@@TrueRetroflection reference!
I borrow that quote way more than I like to admit
Method acting
I lose it every time he says "it's not the red fuzzy people".
I love how liberal Elmo gets a subtle Brooklyn accent.
Elmo ACTUALLY has a Jersey accent! Most people don’t know but if you listen you can hear it!
(((Brooklyn)))
"Did you get a settlement?"
"No...not at all. I got arrested...for getting too loud on the phone with the insurance company."
I can't even describe how hard I laughed at that.
Real as hell
Extremely relevant now lol, this exact thing just happened to some lady
Oh my god. You actually captured Portland PERFECTLY. “Just because I want to defund the police, doesn’t mean I wont call them on you”
Had a friend for years there block me over political differences that weren't even that relevant to the relationship. That place really fucks people up.
Seattle and Portland are giant shitholes.
That's why I got tf out of oregon. As beautiful as the state is its been trashed by liberal roaches
It’s portland, sanfran, la, ny, seattle, it’s every liberal shithole
@@intercoursehandguns851have some family that lives out there. Cousin blocked me because I posted a lil thing for men’s health awareness month lmao, something’s in the water over there
This bit used to just be an absurd gag involving Elmo. But after interacting with people who are just like that in real life I've gained a whole new appreciation for it.
Absolutely, having moved into an older 70s apartment block on a street that's rapidly gentrifying has given this a whole new level of meaning for me.
"I told them you were mentally ill for letting your dog bark after 7 pm"
This describes most my neighbours to a T, and their interactions with the social housing in the ground floor unit.
Half of white Seattle liberals
"Gordon I'm gonna need you to keep your kitchen windows closed when your cooking because it stinks when you cook your ethnic food"
Thank God that Elmo is on the right side of history, or HERstory as I like to say.
😭😭😭😭 This comment is too perfect
God, I'm so glad these guys are my best friends. It's such a blast hanging out with them
Ya I paid for all the early patreon episodes and didnt just find them this year on youtube
I FUCKING LOVE PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS HELL YEAH!!
@@littlebitoftrolling2859I’M FUCKING GAY MOM! I’M GAY LIKE MY FAVORITE CUMTOWN PODCASTERS MOM!
"The orange man is gone; we have a ghost now" is the best.
Elmo murdered in newly purchased brownstone
I love how none of them can do the voice but won't let that stop them from making this incredible bit
Elmo’s ex-girlfriend, emotionless on her phone sitting in the bed is heartbreakingly accurate.
Been there
when adam starts contributing you know the bit is good
"I'm 47 years old" was so on point
They were in sync for this one
they turn into the Harlem globetrotters when it comes to dunking on white women (yes these type of men count as white women)
@@TimmyMcGowan i like your frame of life
so glad you're reuploading, i missed the sneaky devil prankster kit video more than i can explain in words
We need it back stat
when I found out the whoopie cushion video was gone I hung a noose in my room. Im not saying im going to use it but if I dont get to the whoopie cushion video...
@@neomarioism It's coming back, just confirmed with saul on his patreon
How about these words: “I am a homosexual gay man 🏳️🌈 “
@@raygedd9693 how about these words: more like 5am
Took a while to notice that Adam actually sets up a lot of great bits.
"Gordon did you see what conservatives are saying about AOC"
- that one friend everyone has
Gordon needs to listen when Elmo is telling his truths. Do better, Gordon.
honestly, imo gordon not listening to elmos lived experience is an act of agression.
Gordon is a self hating POC and Elmo could help him learn about his internalized racism, but it's not his job to educate.
Doing literal violence
I feel some internal oppression going on when Gordon refuses to answer.
@ his silence was speaking *volumes*
Thank God this one was saved. It's one of your best
The gentrifying urge to watch three animations in one sitting.
I like how Nick almost says 14 yr old then quickly changes it to 19
Adam really kept up the momentum on this bit, the lemonade stand segue was brilliant
Pretty sure he was the one who contributed the “she had borderline personality disorder” line too
“she had bowdowline pursonality disawder” 💀
Was that an Adam line
@@samsca8529 Yes
0:56 one of the many, many, many times where Nick checks himself and adjusts the age.
“Do you have a business permit for this lemonade stand?” Adam bringing the heat 🤣
"I don't want to but push come to shove.... I already did"
So accurate it's unreal 😂
“because i’m a good fucking person”
The fact that Elmo sounds EXACTLY like Walter & Perry from Home Movies is fucking hilarious.
I got the bloodlust, Gordon!
The slight New York Jew accent creeping into the Elmo impression the second he starts talking about money💀💀💀
idk why but your comment just made me realize that Zoidberg is clearly based on a stereotypical New York Jewish person!
How did I never notice that until now?! His relative Harold Zoid is even an old [new] Hollywood star, and he speaks with a Yiddish accent (idk if that's what you'd call it but whatever)! Kinda ironic that lobsters are not kosher😂
It’s spot on with these people
@@idontwantahandlethough You just now realized this!? I mean its right there in the name....Zoid-BERG
@idontwantahandlethough
You might be the slowest person to ever have a thought.
@@idontwantahandlethoughhe's Georgie Jessel.
What's saddest of all is I've known and met several people just like this.
If it's only 7 I'm moving wherever you live.
The nervous look on Adam’s face as Nick mentions the interest rate is priceless
"I'm going to Maria Hernandez Park to skateboard til I can give a f-nineteen year old HPV"
You know he caught himself from saying either 14 or 15
That makes it even funnier 🤣
Yeah he definitely did lmfao
This character is so brutal and so authentic feeling
“I’m sorry, Elmo, I’m completely checked out” always gets me
The return of an all time classic
The bit that got me into Cum Town
Man, what a gay underwhelming ride it has been
"Ive called them, but i requested a social worker."
"I don't think you're supposed to be keeping a squirrel as a pet."
"Elmo trap house" is a fucking phenomenal addition. Kudos.
As a working class local leftist pushed out of my "gaycation" hometown where a 2 bedroom tripled in price in the past 20 years I get this on such a deep level.
Don't you just get to sell your property at a large profit and move somewhere not full of hipster garbage?
@@davidbanterford3216 implying service industry workers own property.
@@josephmendez6217 👏👏that part
Would your gaycation hometown be Hudson?
@@mr.pavone9719 no Holiday, he aint that classy🤣
Your art style really helps put this bit over the top.
Thank you so much for reuploading man.
(Former) New Yorker here, my old neighborhood has been gentrified... I've been priced out of ever moving back home, still.
This is some hilarious stuff. Seriously.
Respect to Elmo for reppin his boy Oscar with that Trasher shirt.
I love how Elmo’s voice gets progressively more jewish
They just slowly mold it into Adam.
Coming back to this one in 2024 for no reason whatsoever.
"elmo trap house" lol
0:29 uhoh UnitedHealthCare is swatting you.
Cannot believe that this bit situation aged so well
@@fullcrustrocket Insanely. I had to double check to be sure it wasn't brand new.
Nick in the zone, Stav dialed in, and not only is this one of the few times Adam actually contributes anything, even HE'S dialed in. All-timer riff.
Too bad we won't see this kind of thing anymore.
Watching this clip for the first time on psychedelics was the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my entire life.
This enhances the bit so well. Appreciate your work!
the elmo impression sounding more jewish as the bit goes on is hilarious
The ‘ol’ “I’m a good *fucking* person”
"Just because I was for defund the police doesnt mean I cant call them on you" - Adams best line.
Honestly never would’ve expected this good animation and comedy from a recommended video.
Thank you for making this.
You should watch the "cumtown" podcast. It was taken from a clip of it.
“Ya know, Sesame Street didn’t always used to be like this Gordon, you should be proud of what it’s become”
Watch this every couple of months never gets old
That vice joke is so much funnier now holy fuck
"I'm going to be a photographer for Vice". God I have heard this so many times from creepy dudes.
Damn girl are you single?
@@ijemand5672 Real smooth, hotshot
@@kidkangaroo5213 I mean, at least he isn't trying to be a photographer for vice, gordan.
That did not happen lol
Never trust artists. Bad people
This is just so incredibly accurate to every NY Liberal hahahahaha
And San Francisco Bay Area
Is that what your mom told you since you’ve never set foot out of her basement.
@@SpottedHares 🤔 I have a wife and a child. What on Earth are you basing this on?
“It’s just.. I just got out of a toxic relationship and I’m still processing the trauma” LMFAO
This is my favorite Cumtown bit, nothing will ever top Liberal Elmo for me.
I dunno. This is good and all, but Cholo Fugue State is God-tier.
How does someone improv this? It's funnier than most shit I've seen and Nick just comes up with it on the spot.
0:25 WOW! CURRENT EVENTS MOMENT
I lose it every time at “Gordon, did you steal my fucking bicycle”
Probably the best summary of reddit in existance.
Why does Elmo’s voice slowly morph into a NYC Jewish persons voice 😂
Omg I missed this. I need the vending machies bit back too.
Adam’s Elmo voice sounds like Norm Finkelstein’s regular voice
This aged like fine wine.
Happy to report that this video is the only exposure to Elmo my 3yo daughter has had so far
Stavs timing on “that’s awesome” gets me every time
“But when push comes to shove… I already have”
Dude, your art work is fucking awesome. So damn funny.
*you're
04:02 I like Gordon's "my last nerve" face
Such a wonderful, nuanced bit, that requires so much knowledge of current political tensions and societal relationships.
I concur
And I am gay
Elmo couldn’t be liberal, he refuses to let Zoe believe her rock is alive.
Honestly, I’ve never rated to a puppet more. Fuck Zoe.
He’s rockphobic
rock may have been conceived but there is no rockbeat so its not alive
@@Fish-cj4ub 9/10 , should’ve used something involving heart of *stone*
Lost it at “Elmo Trap House”
“… it’s frightenING ME…”
Remember boys, dont stop reporting vietnamese channels and their videos.
Why
@@chunder393 how about the hundreds of false copyright claims that have taken down channels that literally have Nick's permission to post clips, posting shit videos with bought likes and views.
There the reason Tybayaga, steven seagull and many others have had their channels nuked
@@dm7131 fuck no wonder I was like where the hell are the new bits?
This is one of the most brilliant pieces of comedy ever
"..it's 6% interest annually" is so hilarious, i cannot explain why
Elmos word of the day is plausible deniability.
That "Gordon did you steal my fucking bicycle" came out of left field lmfao
Damn, Elmo went from liberal to overtly Jewish in a hurry lmfao