Most of the time I just retrace her IP address through Google maps and root back to her coding indexes so I can bust through the MD-5# systems, and boom, we're in baby.
So early. BTW here are the timestamps. 1. Put your best foot forward 0:46 2. Do not be a stalker 1:31 3. Understand that nobody cares about your problems 3:46 4. Patience is a key 4:20 5. Don't forget your end goal 4:49 Give me some likes or just do whatever you want. I love y'all.
FITNESSFORTEENS spoken like a true beta approval seeking nice guy, "give me some likes", then claim his love for us, no wonder these people get burned by women
LMAO well if you want the real keys to a successful DM with the highest shooting percentage or likelihood of getting a response back it is to like about 2-3 pictures and wait for her to like a couple back and/or follow you as well. If you just send a DM without any kind of flirting beforehand you’re shooting percentage is a lot lower lol. This approach isn't full proof by no means because there's so many reasons why a girl may reject you that have nothing to do with you. However, if she's in a state of mind to accept your romantic advances and actually likes you then you're pretty much guaranteed that when you DM her you'll be able to get her off Instagram and meet up with her in person. Made a video that goes into a lot more detail on what to say when you actually get to the point of sending the DM lol
its about not seeming desperate, work on yourself first. increase your intelligence, work out some to get more toned, become a better speaker, and stop giving a fuck what they think in any negative ways. I speak from experience I did all those things and went from no girls to talking to 10 at a time. just understand don't abuse their emotions, you can lose one you actually care for and again speaking from experience.
camdem cassidy I'm an hopeless romantic and I never will try to abuse a girl's emotions. I workout daily and I never show any desperation at all (other than back in high school). My intelligence is on point. My social status is becoming better this year as well. I'm just gonna flow with the motion and try to focus on myself. Like there's a girl I like and flirt with and she haves interest in me, but I'm just gonna go with the flow.
Ohmarr 3.0 then answer: "oh, we have something in common! i'm lesbian too, i like girls" it's going to make her laugh (at least if she's saying it seriously, she may laugh, if not lesbian, in any moment she's going to un-lie it)
Jose: Aye girl, I heard you like bad boys Girl: Oh, you're a bad boy? Jose: Yeah girl, didnt you know? I can prove it to you tonight. Girl: Oh what are we gonna do? Jose: First we're gonna TH-cam and dislike all of RealMenRealStyle videos Girl: And then what? Jose: Then we're gonna buy a crate of Tiege Hanley and show the people the best skin care system that takes removes all the guess work and it's also super affordable.
Shane McNealy Yeah, I used to think back then in high school it was a big deal, nowadays it's not all that much. I just want some girl to love me as I love her vice versa. One thing I will always refuse to do is chase though. I used to do that stupid shit back in high school. Nothing but heartaches.
It's not a race. Better to wait and find someone worth keeping. It's all that old stuff your moms told you when you couldn't get or keep the girl but it's the truest stuff I've heard.
Shane McNealy Yep. I'm about to graduate from College, I workout daily and cut back daily, and I have goals that are realistic. Of course I have other attributes, but they're too big to list. XD
slightly disagree around 4:45. if a girl says "hey I take forever to respond or I'm too busy, most likely she's saying that you're not important enough for her."
And that my friend is how you set yourself up for disappointment. Never, ever DM a girl with no posts because when you find out they look so much different than their dp (if they even have one), it's time wasted. I speak from experience.
The question is, if she isn't interested in you, what's the best way to casually slide out of the dm's without just totally giving away that you only wanted to go out on a date.
Jose Zuniga, you are one hell of a god, man you helped me slide straight into those dm's and I came, clean bro. All thanks to you and this Grammarly thing works like a charm. But thank you, man. You helped me become the man I want to be and don't worry ill always be one of your longest lasting subscribers.
Prince Popcorn Women aren't. But I don't know, I'm fine with women saying the same thing about guys, so why have a problem with guys saying it about girls?
Antreas G make her laugh, put something random like: aye, what's your opinion about the german invasion to the urss in 1941? never start with a "hi", that's basic. make exagerations, like slight ones, sadgasm (just the necessary to make her laugh, do not go further than that, it's going to end really bad). I mean, you want actually be the funny weirdo, not the introvert weirdo. you want to be the one who laughs about your defects with a little bit of positivity. and, use emojis; this is the difference: "hey, wanna hang out tonight?" "hey, wanna hang out tonight? 🍻🍻🙌" which one looks like the "i'm going to have a nice time with this person, a lot of fun"? the emojis one, exactly. well, that's your "starter" pack 😂, have fun, and actually you have to talk every girl like she's your friend (please, don't fart in front of her, geez) even with people that you consider unattractive, so people doesn't consider you like a superficial person. that actually is going to make you better person in some aspect, have fun tho 💪
Bro thats what you said is right and I agree....But i think the reason who she's never answer you is becuause the girl is "high" is this girl they she said in she self: (ohhh who is that?..ohhhh..)
Antreas G then put her down of her pony, make yourself desirable. how? you'll get the answer by the time. and a laugh almost always deserves a reply. if she doesn't reply, she can go to fuck herself
I don't reply to messages that just say "hi" or "hey"... try commenting on something you can tell she's interested in from her very recent/most recent post and/or something that yall share in common like Jose said. Send a full statement not just a one-word message :)
I used to make the same mistake bro. I remember when I first DM'd my crush and said "wassup" and she left me on seen. Now I come up with something witty everytime I want to text her and she actually responds with flirty messages. She still leaves me on seen after we talk for a bit, but I've definitely made progress. Now I just feel like she's trying to be mysterious so I can chase her but I'm not letting her win that easily 🙄
Jose! You should make a video(maybe series) of letting your fans choose an outfit a stylish celebrity/icon is seen wearing, and you try to match it the best you can.
Naero Piano Yeah, it is. But it pretty much works the same way. You'd wear a denim jacket with a hoodie, with a plain t-shirt, with a casual shirt etc. You've just got to consider the colour combinations. There isn't much of a difference between a denim shirt and a denim jacket in terms of what you'd pair it with. It would be a waste of time to make a whole video on it because of the similarities
OK so there is this girl that i live I mean I'm obsessed with her (not in a stalker way) She caring, kind, great personality, and she us gorgeous like I mean GORGEOUS what do I do because I'm 96.67% sure she likes me but is to scared to tell me how do I slide into the subject?
+Gustavo Gutierrez you're rude bro, you could've said it in a better way. But, it is true though, I myself is fat and trying to lose weight. Plus sized fashion isnt really my thing, so its my choice to go shed some weight off. Besides, its better to live knowing your body is not prone to sickness as you age
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Most of the time I just retrace her IP address through Google maps and root back to her coding indexes so I can bust through the MD-5# systems, and boom, we're in baby.
Stacher. ($) 😂😂😂
boss move
Teachingmensfashion good video friend
Stacher. ($) god dayum lol
LIKE A BAWS
So early. BTW here are the timestamps.
1. Put your best foot forward 0:46
2. Do not be a stalker 1:31
3. Understand that nobody cares about your problems 3:46
4. Patience is a key 4:20
5. Don't forget your end goal 4:49
Give me some likes or just do whatever you want. I love y'all.
FITNESSFORTEENS Thanks
Thank you
FITNESSFORTEENS spoken like a true beta approval seeking nice guy, "give me some likes", then claim his love for us, no wonder these people get burned by women
FITNESSFORTEENS and
Latin Lover spoken like a twat
Video is divided in
1. Put your best foot forward
2. Don't be a stalker
3. Buy a watch from the fifth
LMAO well if you want the real keys to a successful DM with the highest shooting percentage or likelihood of getting a response back it is to like about 2-3 pictures and wait for her to like a couple back and/or follow you as well. If you just send a DM without any kind of flirting beforehand you’re shooting percentage is a lot lower lol. This approach isn't full proof by no means because there's so many reasons why a girl may reject you that have nothing to do with you. However, if she's in a state of mind to accept your romantic advances and actually likes you then you're pretty much guaranteed that when you DM her you'll be able to get her off Instagram and meet up with her in person. Made a video that goes into a lot more detail on what to say when you actually get to the point of sending the DM lol
Buying a fifth watch is the most important thing lmao
Imagine taking a good selfie the first time
Logan Graham yes
Imagine taking a good selfie
@@Tallbuff belive it or not I got it yesterday and was my first selfie
i do
Jose’s build different
I already have a girlfriend
but if my man jose uploads imma watch it
Nobby Bobby Lucky. I'm still trying to get one, but most don't even seem interested....
its about not seeming desperate, work on yourself first. increase your intelligence, work out some to get more toned, become a better speaker, and stop giving a fuck what they think in any negative ways. I speak from experience I did all those things and went from no girls to talking to 10 at a time. just understand don't abuse their emotions, you can lose one you actually care for and again speaking from experience.
camdem cassidy I'm an hopeless romantic and I never will try to abuse a girl's emotions. I workout daily and I never show any desperation at all (other than back in high school). My intelligence is on point. My social status is becoming better this year as well. I'm just gonna flow with the motion and try to focus on myself. Like there's a girl I like and flirt with and she haves interest in me, but I'm just gonna go with the flow.
Same for me. He uploads, i watch
XXXTentacion
I once waited 4 years for a girl to reply back and what she said was mind blowing......
"I'm a lesbian"
Ohmarr 3.0 then answer: "oh, we have something in common! i'm lesbian too, i like girls" it's going to make her laugh (at least if she's saying it seriously, she may laugh, if not lesbian, in any moment she's going to un-lie it)
Mariano Choi yuppers
Was she ignoring you for 4 years or coming up with an excuse to ignore you for 4 years?
+Atm0st Gaming probably both
But not a freak tho
Lemme just clear up my calendar for this weekend
Because im gonna get datess!!
Zass Hach how did that work out for you?
Tanaka Chiganga his IQ is over 10,000 because he as Ricky morty profile picture
Jose: Aye girl, I heard you like bad boys
Girl: Oh, you're a bad boy?
Jose: Yeah girl, didnt you know? I can prove it to you tonight.
Girl: Oh what are we gonna do?
Jose: First we're gonna TH-cam and dislike all of RealMenRealStyle videos
Girl: And then what?
Jose: Then we're gonna buy a crate of Tiege Hanley and show the people the best skin care system that takes removes all the guess work and it's also super affordable.
Marcus Shaw lmfaooooooooo
Marcus Shaw Girl-Answered never
😂😂😂
ya right Tiege Hanley
We love alpha m
That moment when you are 18 but have never even dated a girl.
DAT BOI You still got some time. I'm 20, and I never even dated a girl yet either.
20 as well, dated like once but never had a committed relationship. No rush dude.
Shane McNealy Yeah, I used to think back then in high school it was a big deal, nowadays it's not all that much. I just want some girl to love me as I love her vice versa. One thing I will always refuse to do is chase though. I used to do that stupid shit back in high school. Nothing but heartaches.
It's not a race. Better to wait and find someone worth keeping. It's all that old stuff your moms told you when you couldn't get or keep the girl but it's the truest stuff I've heard.
Shane McNealy Yep. I'm about to graduate from College, I workout daily and cut back daily, and I have goals that are realistic. Of course I have other attributes, but they're too big to list. XD
I make the best first impressions but I can't maintain it
Nzwakele leave her ass on read for a few hours lol
Richard Martinez *days*
Sebastian Lezama months
Marc Dddd years
decades
a girl just texted me on Tinder I'm going to make her wait 13 weeks that playing it cool enough?
Jesus way to long 😂
1 months cool enough to get to know someone iron out all the insecurities and awkwardness
Nigga said 13 weeks 💀💀💀😂
You want to do it at least a hour or 2 after so she knows your interested
Especially on Tinder because she probably has backups
slightly disagree around 4:45. if a girl says "hey I take forever to respond or I'm too busy, most likely she's saying that you're not important enough for her."
It could go either way honestly. There was one girl who told me that but she and I ended up dating for 3 years (still going)
@@vincentshipe6689 said what?
The thing is
she has no posts
Oof
Mission failed we will get em next time
And that my friend is how you set yourself up for disappointment. Never, ever DM a girl with no posts because when you find out they look so much different than their dp (if they even have one), it's time wasted. I speak from experience.
Ethan Lawrence same
Wait for her to post a story and see if there’s something you can start a convo with
Thanks bro !!! You just saved my ass... 😄😄😄😄 I was about to do something creepy.
jaideep sohal 😂😂😂
Were you about to ask her for bob and vegene pictures?
firoz Danish vegana*
firoz Danish lmaooooooo I was thinkin the same
Hashimoto Altai 😂😂 your skep
i like how you're getting funnier every time you upload a new video. keep up the great work fam.
Jose is the type of zunigga to promote the 5th as a conversation starter in the DM's
😂😂😂 at 1:39 when he drunk the bottle of water indicating thirsty was classic frfr 😂
Haven't watched the video yet, but I swear if he talks about the 5th, I will break my phone
Awesomeness Live which is your new phone?
did you a new phone yet ??
What bout if you can't afford to buy a new one then?
Rip your phone
So u broke ur phone XD
2:29 "Yo I see you use the same blender as me wanna hang out"
Alex Jackson 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yoooo
1:25 my guy had a barbie doll beside him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
The real question is how do we slide into YOUR DMs Jose?
That guy is going to be pissed that you used his profile as an example lol 😂
I haven't watched the video let me know if he mentions the fifth
I got a date with my crush and now im going on a second date with her you really help me with your tips😁
Well I'm screwed. She got one of those stalker apps and got hacked and posted a pic of top ten stalkers and I was #5. Shit
Kevin Steelman at least your not #1
What's that app called?🤔
There's actually apps like that or he's joking
@@stickyschannel8497 yeah they’re real; nobody actually gives a shit tho lmao
Don’t ask the fish how to get caught, ask the person who catches them
2:14 LOOOOL 😂
bruh i almost died because how funny that was
GHSHHTDHIOLKHADGHTSSDFG
"The great thing is it doesn't cost you an arm and a leg" goes to website first thing I see watch $150
Gumby 😂
Gumby maybe he's comparing them to Rollies
1:10 "Post things that make you more interesting"
*Posts: Can I get a boneless pizza with a 2 liter coke*
The question is, if she isn't interested in you, what's the best way to casually slide out of the dm's without just totally giving away that you only wanted to go out on a date.
i usually avoid girls that flirt on social media
the intro tho😂😂
James Gica ikr 😂
Just tell her about the fifth watches, she'll love you
Watching this while texting to my crush
Same
The way i slide that usually works is, “hey cutie, mind being friends?”
That has u crazy success rate!
Jose Zuniga, you are one hell of a god, man you helped me slide straight into those dm's and I came, clean bro. All thanks to you
and this Grammarly thing works like a charm. But thank you, man. You helped me become the man I want to be and don't worry ill always be one of your longest lasting subscribers.
Ever since I started watching Jose I have been getting TH-cam ads in spanish
The fact that he used some random dude's ig feed 😂😂
Leyla Duarte that poor dude 🤣🤣🤣
The intro and the drinking out of the water bottle both had me dead lmao
can you do a room tour?
Nimay Officiel everything plain and grey 😂
Nimay Officiel a desk a chair a bed and a bunch of fifth watches
Grey
Grey
Grey
Grey
Grey
Grey
Grey
Grey
Grey
Grey
Grey
Watch
Gray
Watch
Gray
Gray
Watch
Gray
Gray
So is it no cool to stay home on a weekend ? That's my life basically 😂
THAS MAH BOOIIII
kristiyan kolarski #vlogdude
kristiyan kolarski what's up
The problem is they dont answer never evev if you like 40 posts or three they treat like you dont even exist
i go through all jose's vids and hes legit done everything
Brooooo, I wanna flirt with her but the bad thing is she is on to someone :((( ahahahhaha
Sam Israel Take what's yours
It hurts bruh
Prince Popcorn Women aren't. But I don't know, I'm fine with women saying the same thing about guys, so why have a problem with guys saying it about girls?
@Steven John you're on point man
she's single in the lords eyes unless she's married
When you sent hi..And she's never answer you😔😥😂
Antreas G make her laugh, put something random like: aye, what's your opinion about the german invasion to the urss in 1941? never start with a "hi", that's basic. make exagerations, like slight ones, sadgasm (just the necessary to make her laugh, do not go further than that, it's going to end really bad). I mean, you want actually be the funny weirdo, not the introvert weirdo. you want to be the one who laughs about your defects with a little bit of positivity. and, use emojis; this is the difference: "hey, wanna hang out tonight?" "hey, wanna hang out tonight? 🍻🍻🙌" which one looks like the "i'm going to have a nice time with this person, a lot of fun"? the emojis one, exactly. well, that's your "starter" pack 😂, have fun, and actually you have to talk every girl like she's your friend (please, don't fart in front of her, geez) even with people that you consider unattractive, so people doesn't consider you like a superficial person. that actually is going to make you better person in some aspect, have fun tho 💪
Bro thats what you said is right and I agree....But i think the reason who she's never answer you is becuause the girl is "high" is this girl they she said in she self: (ohhh who is that?..ohhhh..)
Antreas G then put her down of her pony, make yourself desirable. how? you'll get the answer by the time. and a laugh almost always deserves a reply. if she doesn't reply, she can go to fuck herself
I don't reply to messages that just say "hi" or "hey"... try commenting on something you can tell she's interested in from her very recent/most recent post and/or something that yall share in common like Jose said. Send a full statement not just a one-word message :)
I used to make the same mistake bro. I remember when I first DM'd my crush and said "wassup" and she left me on seen. Now I come up with something witty everytime I want to text her and she actually responds with flirty messages. She still leaves me on seen after we talk for a bit, but I've definitely made progress. Now I just feel like she's trying to be mysterious so I can chase her but I'm not letting her win that easily 🙄
Jose! You should make a video(maybe series) of letting your fans choose an outfit a stylish celebrity/icon is seen wearing, and you try to match it the best you can.
the sole reason for me subbing to this channel is just how cool this guy is
Can you make a video on how to wear denim jackets, what to pair it with and what type of denim jackets there are out there?
Naero Piano He's done that already
Saf Hury Isnt that only with the denim shirts?
Naero Piano Yeah, it is. But it pretty much works the same way. You'd wear a denim jacket with a hoodie, with a plain t-shirt, with a casual shirt etc. You've just got to consider the colour combinations. There isn't much of a difference between a denim shirt and a denim jacket in terms of what you'd pair it with. It would be a waste of time to make a whole video on it because of the similarities
2:13 that eye roll 😬🙈😆
I love these videos!!
Matthew Mackintosh I love you
young jose... when i'm telling you i love this guy 😂😂
dude, u r Amazing. right now un flirting by social media, and im pretty sure that im gonna use your tips 👍
Jose I love you... No Homo
Anish League Of Legends ayyyoooooooooo!!!!
love your channel bro!
ive been friends with a girl for 4 years and i really like her but i dont know how she feels
Hey man sup? Put some of your workout videos :-)
you just want some cawk
1:29 i am trying to become like this guy
Judging from your pp you have achieved that my friend!
Jose your channel is the best. I was just talking to a girl on social media and needed some advice.
Snapchat is the best for sliding
I don't even have social media
Just watching for the great content
Keeper Boy33 loser lol
+Baby Cucumber shut the fuck up
PRIO GRAFFITI no i wont this is America bitch
+Baby Cucumber no this is the internet
lmao his mushroom tip haircut
LOOOL I DIED AT THAT PART WHERE YOU WERE CHUGGING DOWN WATER
Rule No 1: You need to have an above average look
Jose can you make a video on cardigans?
Wow ure video quality is A1
José your timing is perfect.
Congrats on the 2 mil bro
Plzz.. focus on dressing styles
OK so there is this girl that i live I mean I'm obsessed with her (not in a stalker way) She caring, kind, great personality, and she us gorgeous like I mean GORGEOUS what do I do because I'm 96.67% sure she likes me but is to scared to tell me how do I slide into the subject?
*sorry for my grammar*
notification squaaad !!! man u look awesome u r the most stylish TH-camr ever !!!
I don't care about topic, he is just fun to look at.
Step 1. Be rich
Osq no nigga just be funny
Just have a personality
I reallly wanted to flirt HAHAHAH except, she's leaving tomorrow :(
The Rater well...fuck her today
This guy put on some muscle in the last 3 years
What a great video! Nice way to switch it up Jose!!
what the hell does DM stand for?
Dick man
Ha dick man
Duck madness
Dickmuch
Can you make a video For fat people ?how can we improve our fasion game
Antonio BernasTV lose weight fatty.
just shut up!
Antonio BernasTV just lose weight!
Just f*ck your self
+Gustavo Gutierrez you're rude bro, you could've said it in a better way. But, it is true though, I myself is fat and trying to lose weight. Plus sized fashion isnt really my thing, so its my choice to go shed some weight off. Besides, its better to live knowing your body is not prone to sickness as you age
That outfit with the whole black watch and black denim jacket was pretty cool 🔥
DUDE I NEEDED THIS😭😂😂
Did it work
Good Content As Always Man, You Inspire Me Daily
Man !! your professionalism is increasing day by day 👍
Hey bro just commenting to let you know great vid as always keep it up 💯
This mane is the GOAT
real talk TMF
Loving the new cut bro!
thank you man, you are the best.
Mohammad Saber no you are
I have a lot of unliking to do.
That part where you're chugging the water for the thirsty bit XD
Wish me luck y’all I needed a refresher before I slide into this girls dm😂
I find the quality in your videos has improved, especially in this video.
Instant conversation! Thanks for the tips my dude.
Great video Jose, one of your best id say
When you finally get invited but your busy😭
1:49 , josé the type of zuniga who even charges his phone with full battery + power saving mode.
Man, you are genius. This video helped me a lot. Thank you so much for your help. Greeting from Slovakia 😊
DENGGGG TMF bout to get a million subs 👏👏 just give it a few months (if that). And great video btw.
Fav youtuber
I actually have made a mistake in this category thanks again for the tip always looking out for us #love TMF
She hasn’t even accepted my follow request!
Same bro 😭