I come back to these videos, now 5 years later, whenever I'm feeling down. Because no matter how awful I'm feeling, at least Vin Diesel isn't making me sit on a bottle.
i guess Im asking the wrong place but does any of you know of a way to log back into an instagram account? I was dumb forgot my password. I appreciate any help you can offer me
Im glad, that Sark chose english version. This map has russian voice acting. And i need to put it off my chest. I'm russian voice of Hakie. It was weird and fun, and im amazed that CTX got his works to so many TH-camrs.
Sark, Nanners, Chilled and APL are the best combo on TH-cam. They dont seem like they ever force the humor, it all seems to come naturally, it's like watching 4 friends having a good time. I absolutely love this series for that
Poor Robert. not only did you doom him to be a ghost forever, you also lied to his friend, framed him for a crime he didnt commit, then watched as he sat on a bottle
"So then Vin Diesel flipped a beer bottle and celebrated with a dab before forcing another man to sit on the bottle and go down until it breaks like in one man one jar" "Dude, what game were you playing?" "CS GO"
*Yeah APL's POV video on this is called *"Stream Snack #51".* (He has a lot of Stream Snack videos in his series so knowing the specific #51 will lead you there.) Each one of these guys has a different editing style and audio that's heard, and it ends up being hilarious to see them ALL.
Just so you know the context of the bottle thing, it's a torture method that was employed by russian police on some guy back in 2012. So it isn't just random, though Vin Diesel has nothing to do with it. It became kind of a meme around russian opposition circles, for example "you know the recent welfare reform wasn't that bad", answered by "we appreciate your contribution, now sit back on your bottle, citizen". So with that, and his references to Putin in a negative way, i guess he doesn't like Putin's regime much.
@@kinghados To elaborate on what Reynaldo said, it was from a series on Machinima/Machinima Respawn called *Inbox. (See more below, I'll be updating this as my memory gets better)* Oh, Respawn Inbox were the halcyon days. *Sark, Apl, Seananners, and Hutch would answer questions submitted on social media pages, and later, Sark and Apl hosted a version of the show where they took fans' mail, real and digital. Sark accomplished a number of feats, including the following:* * Touched a spider (his worst nightmare) * Played gay chicken with Aplfisher (whose perspective on this video, by the way, is a video titled "Stream Snack #51") * Had multiple Vietnam flashbacks (on an Easter day video, hearing one of the names of his fans, and so on) * Had to deal with the JV Team that is Aplfisher (after Seananners and Hutch left Machinima by 2013) * Received mail through a fine pneumatic tube * Conceptualized the world's most intricate Human Centipede * Was romanced by Transformers/The Rock director Michael Bay in a fan letter * Spun many tales about murdering and defiling the homeless vagrants of LA * Discussed how APL killed Paul Walker * Gave pro tips on how to survive the zombie apocalypse * Made fatty eat the donut * Got some candy corn * *Helped level up a gamer and fan of COD's PS3 acc-aaahhh.... PS3 account for Modern Warfare THREE. And get them signatures of everyone from Machinima on one page, or separate signatures FOR EACH PAGE. HE EVEN GOT THEM STARK, AND SEANANNERS.* * Told the TRUE story of Easter, btw * Watched Seananners slap Hutch * Hosted a number of loving people, including Swing, Boruff, Hollywood, Mondo * Called in a crank prank call on Anthony Rogers A.K.A. Shorewarz (the best) * Threw a dead bug at his production crew and shrieked like a pterodactyl * Refused to dance for IMBROWN's amusement and say the things he wanted them to say. * Roasted Kieran with the help of some spotted dick * Chose and ate baby excrement with Apl. That was an easy question. * Helped APL in trying to fit the letter opener in his beard. * Role played with APL to learn how the birds and the bees talk will go with him as a father * and of course, won the penis game with the loudest voice of them all. *"Next question I win."* Note: Machinima took down its videos of Respawn Inbox this year, but some really kickass fans are preserving it, so give it a go! Search for "Respawn Inbox Easter" or "Inbox Real mail", or any of the things in this list, and prepare to get lost in some pretty interesting videos.
Absolutely amazing work Sark. That bottle scene might have scarred me for life though, I'll never be able to look at Vin Diesel the same way ever again
I'm honestly eternally grateful that Sark constantly goes out of his way to show stuff like side missions that they missed. Helps majorly with my FOMO.
I don't think you guys understand how happy I am that Sark's uploading again. ONE OF if not my BIGGEST inspiration/idol to keep making content on this site. He's been doing this for many years & still never gets old. I love Mr.Sark's content.
I nearly died at that part. Especially because it's done in that CoD slow-motion style, so the fireworks display of missed shots on either side of Vin Diesel slayed me.
The 4 of you together are a damn dream team of youtube goodness. Add a whackadoodle custom storyline and you basically get as close to perfection as you can get on this format.
First off, major props to you for that incredible face cam appearance at 1:26. And secondly, the Vin Diesel character model was taken directly from a game he did about 10 years ago called Wheelman. Stupid but fun game that I spent a lot of time playing, and I had so many flashbacks when I saw that. Totally unexpected!
You know what always astounds me? The fact that Sark has such amazing editing skills. I’m always willing to wait for any episodes he puts up because his commentary and his editing skills. Thank you for your hard work! Have a nice day.
@@heretomakeyousalty6126 Well yeah if they did a show with similar characters and plot elements as Red vs. Blue they could be sued and rightly so. However, if the only similarity was that they both used assets from video games then they're fine. Can't sue over a concept, Dead Rising proved that.
Everytime I see a Mr.Sark upload a shit eating grin creeps up my face and doesn't leave for 30 minutes. Plus the way fans appreciate you is next level and makes me even happier because you bloody deserve it.
It kinda upsets me that Sark is only getting like 150k views on each video. He’s hilarious and everyone deserves to have him in their life. Just my opinion.
Hey, if Vin Diesel showed up with a priceless diamond after heading to a temple on behalf of Rorcshach's ghost, in a city where not even 20 seconds in you're greeted by a loose-lipped Russian priest, so that you could get inside, meet with the leader who is an alternate reality version of Breen, and stop some toothy glowing demon who has a weird fixation on you, you'd expect a bottle somewhere at least…
The episode everyone's been waiting for. The most important moments in all of humanity had lead here. To this video. Seeing that bit for Robert's favor actually made me a little sad.
Watching this was like a fever dream, everything in the game has been at least somewhat coherent to some sort of linear thought process but this was absolutely wild.
OK, Straight Up! I almost didnt watch this series but Im SOO GLAD I did now OMFG LMFAO if the story wasnt enough the voice acting takes it to the next level!
I come back to these videos, now 5 years later, whenever I'm feeling down. Because no matter how awful I'm feeling, at least Vin Diesel isn't making me sit on a bottle.
T R U E
You know, I hadn't looked at it that way. That's an excellent point.
@@TheMrSarkDo another one of these if there are any!! such an awesome group
this game has simultaneously the lowest level of production and the highest level of production haha
Dustin Martin It’s basically a high quality shitpost lmao
It could stand to be... *lower*
@@PersonOfRandomnesss Underrated comment.
You can make a lot of stuff if you dont worry about graphics or glitches
i guess Im asking the wrong place but does any of you know of a way to log back into an instagram account?
I was dumb forgot my password. I appreciate any help you can offer me
That feeling when:
1). Hakie doesn't rat you out at all during that sequence.
2). Your character decided to shoot everyone AFTER Hakie does it.
I like to think the janitor who had to clean the bloody shit shards got a raise. It's a nice thought :)
Im glad, that Sark chose english version. This map has russian voice acting. And i need to put it off my chest. I'm russian voice of Hakie. It was weird and fun, and im amazed that CTX got his works to so many TH-camrs.
There's such a strangely broad amount of Russians among Sark's viewers. Hope you haven't been tossed into the pointless meatgrinder Vladibear!
Don't think I didn't see that slick face cam insert at 1:26 Sark.
Dude nice eye 😂😂 That's impressive man.
Papa Sark is master of editing!
What the fuck, A1 editing
Really good catch. More reasons Sark's videos are top notch.
Just saw that now. Sark is GODLY
Hakie: Im innocent!
Chilled: "not anymore." 😂
Chilled's comedic timing is top notch
@@TheOneCalledJeeves haha so true! I hope the four of them continue to make great content with each other for quite some time.
''Is that a corona?'' Chilled says before it goes up Hakie's corona
Sark, Nanners, Chilled and APL are the best combo on TH-cam. They dont seem like they ever force the humor, it all seems to come naturally, it's like watching 4 friends having a good time. I absolutely love this series for that
Poor Robert. not only did you doom him to be a ghost forever, you also lied to his friend, framed him for a crime he didnt commit, then watched as he sat on a bottle
Man, you really live up to your name tag, cause I feel bad when you put it that way.
"So then Vin Diesel flipped a beer bottle and celebrated with a dab before forcing another man to sit on the bottle and go down until it breaks like in one man one jar"
"Dude, what game were you playing?"
"CS GO"
16:16 - 18:24 possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen
Vin Diesel=
* flips the bottle *
Instantly dabs
-sit
Take a seat
*BEEN WAITING TO SEE SARK'S PERSPECTIVE ON THIS SINCE APL's VIDEO "STREAM SNACK #51"*
420 likes, perfect
I've been waiting for Sark's perspective on this ever since I saw it on Chilled's channel. I was not disappointed, thank you Papa Sark
Same here, loved Sark's perspective on the bottle scene :D
Search for apl's pov its on youtube
*Yeah APL's POV video on this is called *"Stream Snack #51".* (He has a lot of Stream Snack videos in his series so knowing the specific #51 will lead you there.)
Each one of these guys has a different editing style and audio that's heard, and it ends up being hilarious to see them ALL.
And thanks to Sark for seeing what Robert wanted, I was rather salty when Nanners and Chilled instantly skipped out on that.
I really appreciate the catch-up at the start of episodes, it can be hard to remember exactly where the previous episode left off.
Honestly, he's editing these quicker than usual.
Just so you know the context of the bottle thing, it's a torture method that was employed by russian police on some guy back in 2012. So it isn't just random, though Vin Diesel has nothing to do with it. It became kind of a meme around russian opposition circles, for example "you know the recent welfare reform wasn't that bad", answered by "we appreciate your contribution, now sit back on your bottle, citizen". So with that, and his references to Putin in a negative way, i guess he doesn't like Putin's regime much.
The Mo' You Know 🌠
WHAT THE FUCK THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE HOLY FUCKING SHIT?!?
5:30 I don't think I've ever heard Mr Sark laugh like that
That's a hard laugh, like surprise and hilarity at being called a...well, you know the word
I'm so glad Sark showed his camera during the bottle scene, that's the hardest I think I've ever seen him laugh
The hardest I've ever heard him laugh (as opposed to seen) was probably the Abdulov's Sons moment earlier in the video.
18:41 I’ve never laughed this hard since Sark played the penis game with APL
Without context this sounds very wrong 0_0 lol
Whats the name of that video?
KingHados its a respawn video, when he would read all the fan mail they got
@@kinghados To elaborate on what Reynaldo said, it was from a series on Machinima/Machinima Respawn called *Inbox. (See more below, I'll be updating this as my memory gets better)*
Oh, Respawn Inbox were the halcyon days. *Sark, Apl, Seananners, and Hutch would answer questions submitted on social media pages, and later, Sark and Apl hosted a version of the show where they took fans' mail, real and digital. Sark accomplished a number of feats, including the following:*
* Touched a spider (his worst nightmare)
* Played gay chicken with Aplfisher (whose perspective on this video, by the way, is a video titled "Stream Snack #51")
* Had multiple Vietnam flashbacks (on an Easter day video, hearing one of the names of his fans, and so on)
* Had to deal with the JV Team that is Aplfisher (after Seananners and Hutch left Machinima by 2013)
* Received mail through a fine pneumatic tube
* Conceptualized the world's most intricate Human Centipede
* Was romanced by Transformers/The Rock director Michael Bay in a fan letter
* Spun many tales about murdering and defiling the homeless vagrants of LA
* Discussed how APL killed Paul Walker
* Gave pro tips on how to survive the zombie apocalypse
* Made fatty eat the donut
* Got some candy corn
* *Helped level up a gamer and fan of COD's PS3 acc-aaahhh.... PS3 account for Modern Warfare THREE. And get them signatures of everyone from Machinima on one page, or separate signatures FOR EACH PAGE. HE EVEN GOT THEM STARK, AND SEANANNERS.*
* Told the TRUE story of Easter, btw
* Watched Seananners slap Hutch
* Hosted a number of loving people, including Swing, Boruff, Hollywood, Mondo
* Called in a crank prank call on Anthony Rogers A.K.A. Shorewarz (the best)
* Threw a dead bug at his production crew and shrieked like a pterodactyl
* Refused to dance for IMBROWN's amusement and say the things he wanted them to say.
* Roasted Kieran with the help of some spotted dick
* Chose and ate baby excrement with Apl. That was an easy question.
* Helped APL in trying to fit the letter opener in his beard.
* Role played with APL to learn how the birds and the bees talk will go with him as a father
*
and of course, won the penis game with the loudest voice of them all.
*"Next question I win."*
Note: Machinima took down its videos of Respawn Inbox this year, but some really kickass fans are preserving it, so give it a go! Search for "Respawn Inbox Easter" or "Inbox Real mail", or any of the things in this list, and prepare to get lost in some pretty interesting videos.
Sark: * Screeches * PENIS
Next question I win.
EGB_ 469 I feel like “screeching” just isn’t enough to describe what Sark did
So haiki has a store called "compressed ass" and guess what happens? Not so compressed anymore
I said lower!!! Lmao, I haven’t laughed this much in a while! Awesome job on the vid Mr.Sark
no, no, no, that's not enough.
This was the hardest I have ever laughed during a TH-cam video
Absolutely amazing work Sark. That bottle scene might have scarred me for life though, I'll never be able to look at Vin Diesel the same way ever again
I've watched this at least 50 times and it never stops being the funniest thing I've ever seen.
I thought homophobic Yoda would be the highlight of this video, boy was a wrong.
"Kramhold: Insensitive, but beautiful" reminded me of "Skynet Mountain, go past the limits"
I've seen this on apl's stream but let me tell you, the face cam of Sark dying during the last 3 minutes made this clip 50x better
Once again our lord Mr Sark has blessed us with a story featuring Seananners
"Who wrote this?!"
*bass drops*
Perfect
To this day I can't figure out if the guy who made this takes himself seriously or not.
Diane Pie Both
Love watching the OG kings of TH-cam
The best use of my next 20 minutes. Thank God. It's a good day when Sark uploads.
I'm honestly eternally grateful that Sark constantly goes out of his way to show stuff like side missions that they missed. Helps majorly with my FOMO.
I don't think you guys understand how happy I am that Sark's uploading again. ONE OF if not my BIGGEST inspiration/idol to keep making content on this site. He's been doing this for many years & still never gets old. I love Mr.Sark's content.
This series is my morning ritual when it comes out
The facecam with the bottle scene makes it so much better!
Cant believe how funny this combination of this game and our Sark and friends
"Like, favourite, share and subscribe."
That's what I do to every single Sark video.
Most of the video was funny but 18:41 when all of them are firing and missing. xD
I nearly died at that part. Especially because it's done in that CoD slow-motion style, so the fireworks display of missed shots on either side of Vin Diesel slayed me.
i watched chilled's whole saga on this but i gotta say this is way more entertaining.
sark is just the god of editing (imo) ^^
The 4 of you together are a damn dream team of youtube goodness. Add a whackadoodle custom storyline and you basically get as close to perfection as you can get on this format.
This is my favorite TH-cam series! Keep it going Mr. Sark and play more from this creator with chilled, nanners, and APL!!!!
Those last 5 minutes was the best thing I’ve seen all year.
The bottle thumbnail, simple, to the point, already snickering before watching, 10/10
First off, major props to you for that incredible face cam appearance at 1:26. And secondly, the Vin Diesel character model was taken directly from a game he did about 10 years ago called Wheelman. Stupid but fun game that I spent a lot of time playing, and I had so many flashbacks when I saw that. Totally unexpected!
You know what always astounds me? The fact that Sark has such amazing editing skills. I’m always willing to wait for any episodes he puts up because his commentary and his editing skills. Thank you for your hard work! Have a nice day.
If these guys did a series like Red vs. Blue I would watch the hell out it.
@@heretomakeyousalty6126 Well yeah if they did a show with similar characters and plot elements as Red vs. Blue they could be sued and rightly so. However, if the only similarity was that they both used assets from video games then they're fine. Can't sue over a concept, Dead Rising proved that.
The vin bottle scene gets better every time I watch it 😂😂😂
😂😂 wth is up with Vin Diesel, that ending was F'ed up man
This is the best b̶o̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶t̶ ̶s̶i̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ DEMONITIZED episode ever!
This is, by far, the best ending to a Sark video I've ever seen.
You say its Rorschach's favor but that's actually The Question.
It's actually Robert
Everytime I see a Mr.Sark upload a shit eating grin creeps up my face and doesn't leave for 30 minutes.
Plus the way fans appreciate you is next level and makes me even happier because you bloody deserve it.
This video made me laugh the most in years thank you for this masterpiece
This series is incredible. So many unexpected turns, I love it.
Oh my god, this is brilliance, sublime perfection, a masterpiece. These CS:GO maps must be studied, analyzed, and taught in schools.
This game creator is a fucking genius. As is Sark. With their powers combined, they've made one of the best videos in existence.
Thank you SOOOOO Much for this CSGO Series. I literally watch it whenever I'm down, absolute masterpiece from y'all
I'm finally picking up my playthrough after a year of having a kid and sitting for the CPA exam! Love your stuff, the rewatch continues! ❤️
That bottle scene killed me.
I think this is my favorite series ... no scratch that, this IS my favorite series !
Really love that you show what the favor is.
Finally made it to Kramhold.. even mighty heroes of old would tremble at the horrors Sark and company faced on their epic quest.
I am so stressed out with uni, you have no idea how happy I am seeing this in my sub box. Thank you so much man
16:49 no chilled. Corona isnt coming out for another year
What a harrowing saga rife with deep characters and rich environments.
This video, on top of the whole series, just makes me so happy to watch.
It kinda upsets me that Sark is only getting like 150k views on each video. He’s hilarious and everyone deserves to have him in their life. Just my opinion.
Hey, if Vin Diesel showed up with a priceless diamond after heading to a temple on behalf of Rorcshach's ghost, in a city where not even 20 seconds in you're greeted by a loose-lipped Russian priest, so that you could get inside, meet with the leader who is an alternate reality version of Breen, and stop some toothy glowing demon who has a weird fixation on you, you'd expect a bottle somewhere at least…
The episode everyone's been waiting for. The most important moments in all of humanity had lead here. To this video.
Seeing that bit for Robert's favor actually made me a little sad.
Watching this was like a fever dream, everything in the game has been at least somewhat coherent to some sort of linear thought process but this was absolutely wild.
Over a year later and this video still remains the best on TH-cam!
honestly one of the best series ive seen in a long time
OH MY LORD, I literally cried at the end I can't even! Please never stop playing this!
You are considered to be one of TH-cam's greatest living relics ever since I've found you.
The bottle... just wtf? I am laughing so hard!
lighting up Vin Diesel (or really the wall behind me) with a deagle killed me holy hell that was hilarious
Amazing as always. Almost as good as respecting nature felt! best youtuber by so far there's no comparison.
11:40 these full on giggles from Sark and APL are what still keep me loving this content. Can't wait to see some new uploads here. 👁️👄👁️
This has been one of the funniest videos ever. That ending was legendary
I think APL has one of the most contagious laughs of anyone.
This series is incredible.
one of the things i love about you MrSark is you're is the way you edit you're vids
the thrilling saga continues
Liking the video before watching it is just habit here on the best channel on youtube
Not even a minute in and these jump cuts are amazing. The hype has set in boys
Crying with laughter from 17:11 onwards got me, I was with you the whole way
17:43 Chilled in the background "That's how my dog 💩" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man, you probably hear this a lot, but your vids mean a lot Sark. Thanks my guy.
My god that was phenomenal from start to finish.
Whenever a vid from this series drops, I get some snacks and play it on the big TV. It's too good to watch on my laptop!
Chilled has a looooong history with being a quickshot. xD
This is the best series on YT
That was the greatest episode of this series
OK, Straight Up! I almost didnt watch this series but Im SOO GLAD I did now OMFG LMFAO if the story wasnt enough the voice acting takes it to the next level!
I would "like" the video 3 or 4 times if i was able to, this one cracked me up! Nice video Sark!
This was definitely the funniest episode out of all of these
sark knows people from the caribbean with all that up beat background music lol
>Vin Diesel
>Dabs
I can't.. dying.. help...
You know who can beat the dark invader? Family
Seeing Sark losing his shit during the bottle scene was fucking priceless 🤣🤣🤣
Sark's editing always makes my brain happy.