Three Unwise Men

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  • @EyeSpyAudit
    @EyeSpyAudit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    3 Security Goons for one locked door 🤣

    • @sennfred1830
      @sennfred1830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yep, the price of modern technologies and ...

    • @ShortieLeeroy
      @ShortieLeeroy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meanwhile yobs at the back trashing the place.But that´s not a problem because they have no cameras.

    • @lukealexanderrobertsthefir458
      @lukealexanderrobertsthefir458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Howard from the bank adverts look stressed

    • @EyeSpyAudit
      @EyeSpyAudit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lukealexanderrobertsthefir458 🤣🤣

    • @danthemaninfierno
      @danthemaninfierno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It keeps them off the street and out of trouble.... D'oh!

  • @BasicCoverMan
    @BasicCoverMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    No-one speaks with more misplaced confidence than a security guard.

    • @joelc9439
      @joelc9439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some cops too.

    • @royboy002
      @royboy002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @BOUNCERBABE
      @BOUNCERBABE 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We are not all like that lol

    • @BOUNCERBABE
      @BOUNCERBABE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've worked with goons like this lol

    • @alexmckendrick
      @alexmckendrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're not trained to uphold the freedom of what people are asking for Information.
      They are Ignorance knows no bounds
      Are these people real?
      Wondering if we Live on a Parallel Universe.
      ?

  • @Skyswinger
    @Skyswinger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    A security guard accusing you of having delusions of grandeur is absolutely hilarious! I bet he spends half the night laying awake in bed buzzing on the idea that he’s going to foil the next terrorist attack and be a big hero. What an absolute melt!

    • @dericksmith2137
      @dericksmith2137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Prior to going to bed they get all dressed up in uniform and pose in front of the mirror, practicing their ‘official scary look’.
      Then they get up early just to make sure they get that rehearsed look just right.
      Positioning all their gear to most copy the look of cops.

    • @carls2479
      @carls2479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Howiehow
      @Howiehow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think he’s an ex copper, the badge and the attitude , he probably wears the badge so he can give it the “I was job” to any serving cops he comes into contact with

    • @Womberto
      @Womberto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Howiehow Definitely ex police, look at the way he tucks his hands into his vest.

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Womberto Has to pay for that child support somehow.

  • @Just-Tony
    @Just-Tony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    The older security guard is a classic example of someone who displays their ignorance with such confidence, all the while talking absolute shite.

    • @Nutrient-Gold
      @Nutrient-Gold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes, agreed. I think the term is 'hubris'.

    • @ladyvoice7747
      @ladyvoice7747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 absolutely Anthony

    • @ladyvoice7747
      @ladyvoice7747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Nutrient-Gold 100% 😂😂😂😂

    • @ComboMuster
      @ComboMuster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He could well may be a retired police officer with old habits 😅

    • @kayetaylor5551
      @kayetaylor5551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @1888.cfc.
    @1888.cfc. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    'If a door opens I'm there filming' absolute GOLD💛

    • @hansa2026
      @hansa2026 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My wife got mad, because I lolled too loud at the door filming profession and woke her up. I gotta sue AB for causing me alarm and distress.

  • @nickduffy8482
    @nickduffy8482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    That was too funny AB, in general security guards are a hilarious species when you film them in the wild like this. Mr ‘I’m in charge’ with his ‘thin blue line’ gangster patch was the absolute highlight, obviously used to bullying people who think he has some kind of authority but no match for AB. The look of total confusion when you simply dismiss every stupid thing he says is just priceless. You can see his brain just stalls as he slowly realises he has been exposed as a total idiot and is being owned by a man with a camera. I pity his family if he has one when he went home after his shift.

  • @packhunter24
    @packhunter24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    The guy who thinks he has authority calls AB a fantasist 😂😂

    • @gehanoates294
      @gehanoates294 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know, see how stupid he is

    • @FB-tq5ln
      @FB-tq5ln 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Below the threshold of being idiotic.

  • @scoosethom8441
    @scoosethom8441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    As usual a brilliant audit very funny non of the 3 stooges had a clue what they were doing and had no idea about basic laws

  • @jackjohnson3182
    @jackjohnson3182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    That security guard is a joke giving out orders 😂😂

  • @breakit46
    @breakit46 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Watching AB’s channel is very relaxing and like escapism, weird that it is real life yet so entertaining. Best auditing channel easy.

  • @alison4786
    @alison4786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “If a door opens I’m there filming” lmao

  • @carparkcampers8407
    @carparkcampers8407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    22 minutes of pure comedy gold AB 😂
    Thank-you

    • @chemapc
      @chemapc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100% gold 👌

  • @MrJokerlad19
    @MrJokerlad19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Security tools are getting thicker by the day.

    • @npcoo337ooo7
      @npcoo337ooo7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The less years they have been in the U.K. the cheaper they are .

  • @fasthracing
    @fasthracing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    WTF is Robert Mugabe doing in Coventry?

    • @juniusvindex769
      @juniusvindex769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂 comment of the day 🙌🏻🤣

    • @fasthracing
      @fasthracing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@juniusvindex769 I thank you

    • @AvertedVision
      @AvertedVision ปีที่แล้ว +9

      With Abu Hamza Al-Masri as his backup. 🤣

    • @4forty6six
      @4forty6six ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @MoReeceJTV
      @MoReeceJTV ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @neilmagrath8122
    @neilmagrath8122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You dealt with these goons in the best way possible. You laughed them out of existence.

  • @hx0d
    @hx0d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Tempted to book a ticket to Coventry to film that door 😂😂😂

  • @alanbrady420
    @alanbrady420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Absolute wannabes wearing the thin blue line badge smh.. you’re hilarious AB never stop loli

    • @TB-cv5jc
      @TB-cv5jc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they binge watched police body language tutorials on youtube

    • @alanbrady420
      @alanbrady420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TB-cv5jc haha telling ye 😆

  • @askme1245
    @askme1245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "I am who I am"
    This is a very deep philosophical statement! This man should be a professor at Harvard!!

    • @esecallum
      @esecallum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      eddie brickell song... who i am

    • @johnkelly9463
      @johnkelly9463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GOD Told Abraham I AM THAT I AM, AMEN.

    • @Desousatheamuser
      @Desousatheamuser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

    • @socialising6037
      @socialising6037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can barely string a sentence together lol

    • @Handleoff1
      @Handleoff1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He actually was, the pressure became too much and he decided on a new life in England, starting on the bottom rung.

  • @GrantfromEarth
    @GrantfromEarth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The universe managed to align things so that the 3 dumbest security guards in the UK all ended up working at the same place lol

    • @tatsnneeps341
      @tatsnneeps341 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Supposedly it's a small world 😂

  • @L2038-n2g
    @L2038-n2g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Guy with the beard looks like Taj from come fly with me 😂

  • @Jack-lo1uc
    @Jack-lo1uc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "DON'T ENGAGE!" ... proceeds to make himself look like a complete clown. As a ex Coventry Uni student I find these guys are an embarament to the uni

    • @gdr38515
      @gdr38515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Coventry poly shurely?

    • @Jack-lo1uc
      @Jack-lo1uc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gdr38515 i'm not that old 🤣

    • @Jack-lo1uc
      @Jack-lo1uc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ross951 its turned into a good uni since I left 😁

    • @mcirelandosharma7411
      @mcirelandosharma7411 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that the Phoenix pub in the background?
      Edit; AB just went round the front and confirmed it is. That area wasn't all fancy and pedestrianised when I was last there! Barely recognised it.

    • @HumansAreShitFactories
      @HumansAreShitFactories 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You went to university and you don’t know to say ‘an ex’ instead of ‘a ex’. You also spell embarrassment incorrectly. I’d suggest you’re the embarrassment.

  • @philbeattie3978
    @philbeattie3978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    AB taking the piss out of the security. Love it.

    • @MrTfromGB
      @MrTfromGB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AB has no need to take the pee out of security guards, most of them do it for themselves. 👍👍😂😂

  • @waynesaunders4599
    @waynesaunders4599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Why are they so worried by a man with a camera, they think they can tell people what to do when they have no power what do ever

  • @franksmith1287
    @franksmith1287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Auditing Britain, Long Island Audits, Amagansett Press are my favorite, I especially enjoy the fact that AB has such much fun and how Long Island Audits stays so calm.

    • @frankv8891
      @frankv8891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and that Jason (amagansett) usually is a quit guy...he doesn't like talking at all.....

  • @Clan501-Scotland
    @Clan501-Scotland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This reminds me of a time I worked in Iceland as a teen. A man who looked just like this approached me and asked if we had any paper. When I said no he looked at me with shock, and exclaimed ' You are a food shop and you don't have PAPER?!? I laughed it off and thought what a fkn nut job. 10 mins later he comes past me and shouts "PAPER" holding a packet of peppers 🌶 😂

    • @mcirelandosharma7411
      @mcirelandosharma7411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂👍

    • @chd1694
      @chd1694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Weird sense of humor

    • @AvertedVision
      @AvertedVision ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AvertedVision
      @AvertedVision ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chd1694 it's a joke calm down. 😆

  • @bjsmith5444
    @bjsmith5444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Brilliant from AB. He's talented, he makes it all happen. I love the way he doesn't react in an aggressive way but just leads them on.

    • @dkayflowers79
      @dkayflowers79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd say he actually let's them lead, and just follow with the camera. What happens next is on them lol

    • @elektron2kim666
      @elektron2kim666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's just some triggers in society made on purpose by screaming lunatics. Those triggers are disgusting and we have to do something. It's not supposed to spread and destroy. Everyone can be motivated by something not being correct. I'm sure "security" developed in the same way. Our governments could make a similar job for AB and gain control over those issues, but they like the cheaper version as it is. It was thought out long ago that "The People" can push back on any wrong doing. The screaming lunatics do what they want and most people keep quiet about them.

    • @oscarsusan3834
      @oscarsusan3834 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t have the patience for this type of BS ,if I had a gun I’d use it.🤫
      Why?,why?,why?, shoot first and ask questions later.🥸

    • @joannedarling502
      @joannedarling502 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ab is brilliant, Mr cool calm and collected

  • @hkarnold1456
    @hkarnold1456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    That was 25 mins of good entertainment. Thanks AB!

  • @pete904ni
    @pete904ni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Seems like he's too used to dealing with students who are too scared to say boo to him. He has a total meltdown when someone doesn't listen to his nonsense.

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One of those bully types who crumbles the second his empty posturing and physical appearance fails to intimidate someone. I wonder if his voice shakes so much when he talks to a pretty woman?

    • @willwilkes1324
      @willwilkes1324 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you dealt with students mate? 😂 Clearly not 👍🏼 Keep deluding yourself that this creator is actually doing something worth watching rather than harassing 😂

    • @dreamlessdemand
      @dreamlessdemand 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willwilkes1324 You’re DEFFO Police or a security guard… NUMPTY!

    • @ritch8088
      @ritch8088 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      These students are all snowflakes anyway. No wonder these security guards think they are the Police.

  • @mrb4408
    @mrb4408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That’s the biggest Cop wanna be prat I’ve ever seen. They need to stop security dressing like, and acting like coppers.
    They are just laughable. 👍🏼

  • @pinkyman5155
    @pinkyman5155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The old security guard has a serious belly going on there 🤣😂🤣

  • @Naejbert
    @Naejbert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    You should do some live audit sometimes! I mean having a group of people assisting you with their pad and taking notes. And laughing live about what they say. 😂

  • @Jesper1988
    @Jesper1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    what a bunch of Wannabe cops/Gestapo 🤢 good job AB!

  • @corleth2868
    @corleth2868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Lol, "I need help, he's taking a picture.".
    I had no idea that The Ink Well in Coventry was top secret.

  • @jonathanjackson2587
    @jonathanjackson2587 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    AB: "My job is to film any door that is open" such a wind up merchant 😆😆😆

  • @leataylor9277
    @leataylor9277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    AB: “Who are you?”
    Security: “I’m just who I am”
    AB: “Who are you?”
    Security: “I’m who I am”
    AB: “You are who you are?”
    Security: “Yes”
    😂🤣🤣

    • @OncleM
      @OncleM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's chinese - Hu-ai Am

    • @HenryBlackwell
      @HenryBlackwell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cameras make people say funny things

  • @sciwriter1
    @sciwriter1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    If anyone's a fantasist it's that ridiculous security guard, what an utter prat.

  • @AUDITINGHULL
    @AUDITINGHULL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Congratulations on hitting 180K keep up the good work love your videos ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @ph5599
    @ph5599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You've captured their souls.. you need to give them beads now

  • @shaunteasdale6613
    @shaunteasdale6613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Here is my own experience with security guards.. Sorry if this insults anyone, its not meant to and I have to say I have met some good eggs in that industry... Several years ago I started obtaining clients working in the security industry . After around 6 months we noticed we were getting more and more chew over the phone with people complaining and being angry.. When we looked at our complaints more carefully it was 99% from those new clients that worked in security. I did find this a bit strange but as I looked and talked to these guys nearly all of them had previously had good jobs in other industries but then after being chucked on the scrap heap they then obtained security work and in most cases these were on minimum wage and being bossed / pushed around by people sometimes half their age... in general because of this I found the majority of them to be very very bitter, resentful and angry at the world.

  • @irishone9541
    @irishone9541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Less powers than a scarecrow 😃

  • @paul12008
    @paul12008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    PURE COMEDY... Keep educating all of us. 😎😎😎

    • @kwhufc5769
      @kwhufc5769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could you imagine if beadle was still around. I think AB and beadle would need a warning to remind people to breathe when cracking up

    • @ladyvoice7747
      @ladyvoice7747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Richdbiskit
    @Richdbiskit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I think they all play for the Coventry University Netball Team. Because when you read that as an acronym, it's an accurate description of them.

  • @Adam2050
    @Adam2050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Fucking hell that's one of hell of well protected stationary shop.

    • @johncorner9295
      @johncorner9295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice one A.B.

    • @DG-EditsYT
      @DG-EditsYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its has Parker pens in it 😂

    • @Superliegebeest0
      @Superliegebeest0 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is where they're distributing the opium from

  • @sunnyjim1355
    @sunnyjim1355 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Oh, its 10 o'clock. Shall I come back at 9 o'clock then?" 🤣

  • @MrJonny2324
    @MrJonny2324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like how the older guy called you a fantasist, yet he has deluded himself into thinking he is in someway important. Luckily he didn't make it into the police, imagine a tyrant like that with powers.

  • @unicornhunter7945
    @unicornhunter7945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    There's a man armed with an IPhone Pro and saying YO 🤷‍♂️

  • @alanhill7997
    @alanhill7997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The security guard dressed as a cop with his thin blue line badge accuses others of being a fantasist lol 🤣

  • @mrdisrespect4014
    @mrdisrespect4014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Lmfao your the man AB keep up the great work when I'm feeling low you always make me laugh and smile again respect 🙏

    • @SuperGrimupnorth
      @SuperGrimupnorth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He does dosn't he.. makes the day that bit better' 💯

  • @peterguertler3357
    @peterguertler3357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    AB Love your work these guys reminded me of the three stooges. Old security guard could not let go of his ego and made the biggest fool of himself and the company he works for. 10/10.

  • @brendagilson934
    @brendagilson934 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Old boy full of his own Importance.😂
    Getting tied up in knots😂

  • @3kdn
    @3kdn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    A classic! This guy should give up his security job,and go full time on stage.. He is a natural…😎

    • @steve10
      @steve10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was very light on his feet

    • @3kdn
      @3kdn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@steve10 I think he was light in quite a few areas.

  • @pppfff6147
    @pppfff6147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Clueless security guards…..he’s a TRANS..????? More training needed by these foreigners before they go out in public…..unbelievable 👎👎

  • @predatorhunteranon8315
    @predatorhunteranon8315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    That's what happens when you pay peanuts for wages and lower the standards.
    Years ago it was ex military that did security work.

    • @patrickkelly7085
      @patrickkelly7085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Years ago cops and security were no better than they are today difference is the advent of phone cameras.

    • @richardjones8699
      @richardjones8699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sums it up.

    • @retroclickmedia4422
      @retroclickmedia4422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I was a kid just about all were ex services as you say, I think the main company was Burns?

    • @predatorhunteranon8315
      @predatorhunteranon8315 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@patrickkelly7085 Being ex military myself years ago they had discretion and we're smart in appearance,they had pride and respect for a uniform.
      Now they are just self important self absorbed deluded gestapo styled goons who have no knowledge of the law whatsoever.

    • @patrickkelly7085
      @patrickkelly7085 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@predatorhunteranon8315 Years ago when cops were dressed like cops no tats no beards no long hair they were just as corupt as they are today the only difference is they were dressed better., my parents would believe every word that came out of their mouths i soon discovered they would lie steal and do anything to get a conviction they must have all been athiests for putting a hand on a bible and telling lies did not trouble them at all.

  • @GaryWilliamson-mq9ip
    @GaryWilliamson-mq9ip 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    WHY YET AGAIN SECURITY WHERE ENGLISH IS NOT THEIR FIRST LANGUAGE?

    • @taboo1459
      @taboo1459 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh I wonder why, what a bloody mystery, hang on I'll phone poirot 💡

  • @James.979
    @James.979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Welcome to Britain 🇬🇧 2022 !!
    Our security services - who struggled to
    formulate a coherent understandable sentence in the English language - in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
    Thanks 🙏
    James ✌🏾

    • @HumansAreShitFactories
      @HumansAreShitFactories 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you should check your own grasp of the spoken and written word.

  • @petechorak1970
    @petechorak1970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love watching your videos you make me laugh every time from the USA

  • @mathew8581
    @mathew8581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Guards asks for help and was told to ring control room. God help him if he was really in danger

  • @wayneyates700
    @wayneyates700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    AB didn't you know that once you put on a security guard or police uniform it gives you UNLIMITED POWER to use on any uneducated member of public. Security now even have the POWER to change GDPR laws🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @gunsmokegaloreyt6840
    @gunsmokegaloreyt6840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how he’s purposely sketchy to lead them on 🤣

  • @ForegoneTV
    @ForegoneTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The black shoes and bread analogy was diabolical, mate. People eat bread because they’re hungry, because it tastes nice etc., not “because they can”.
    You CAN eat shit but I imagine you just talk it.

  • @MArtz-im6yh
    @MArtz-im6yh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I find it so funny that these people have no idea how much content they’re creating for him by staying there and engaging with him, bloody hilarious!!!

    • @JacquesvanWyk
      @JacquesvanWyk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wish I could just one day go and say listen just do the walk of shame now before it gets worse. lol

  • @jiggermast
    @jiggermast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Nothin' worse than a very little minded man with a badge, good God will they never learn??

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    7:30 Breach of article 8 and 10 of the human rights act by the university. They are at fault for not training their security that they can't impose on people's rights.

  • @Banglish123
    @Banglish123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    AB 100% you are changing it every day. So many people getting wise to these antics thanks to you.

  • @leonmccormack1642
    @leonmccormack1642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    African men give the best content for audits 😂 ✊🏾

  • @scoosethom8441
    @scoosethom8441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You'll be in load's of trouble when there supervisors dinghy docks

  • @ianlloyd100
    @ianlloyd100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    We really need to start employing people who at very least have a basic grasp of English...............

    • @Zooumberg
      @Zooumberg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And the laws of this land.

    • @Youremywifenkwdave
      @Youremywifenkwdave 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zooumberg I've noticed the polish ones fell comfortable giving out orders reminiscent of nazi germany.

    • @FapToMySkill
      @FapToMySkill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It seems the ones with a basic grasp of English are the ones that are the rudest and most delusional.

    • @ianlloyd100
      @ianlloyd100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zooumberg that too.... Perhaps we start with just getting the police to understand them first though.... 😂

    • @legobatman8353
      @legobatman8353 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ianlloyd100 don't hold your breath with that.

  • @ronroberts34
    @ronroberts34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Khamzat + pies = lmfao! He's also a baldy. I've never laughed much. I've been so down and depressed today - thank you AB for all the lols.

    • @brimcilroy9002
      @brimcilroy9002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cheer up mate, I try not to let things get you down an your doing the right thing watching. A. B. at his piss taking best.

  • @ChrisPbiker
    @ChrisPbiker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's wonderful that "new citizens" are finding jobs, but I WISH their bosses would train them about "our" laws and THEIR roles within them.

  • @helpfund1622
    @helpfund1622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For years I've always wondered what become of Howard from the "who gives you extra" Halifax bank advert ,,,, now I know thanks 🤣

  • @Neil2022
    @Neil2022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Haha, security guard with thin blue line badges.🤣🤣

  • @Mrleejunman
    @Mrleejunman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    5:48 "I been trained to do what I'm doing"....... But he's been trained wrong.
    This is the problem, the world is full of stupid people that will do anything they're told without questioning it or thinking for themselves, just blindly doing as they are told. It's embarrassing how pathetically week minded the majority of people are.

    • @jackhighdale6857
      @jackhighdale6857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too true! And some of them enjoy it far too much.

    • @memezilla4370
      @memezilla4370 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's called the Dunning Kruger effect.

    • @paullancaster7066
      @paullancaster7066 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...and most of the ignorant people have been blindly following nonsensical orders for over 2yrs now. I never knew how many ' unable to think for themselves' people there were!

    • @rw5217
      @rw5217 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So what is the use of security if he doesn’t challenge someone who is acting out of the ordinary ? Regardless of whether it’s legal if you act like a weirdo someone will challenge you

    • @paullancaster7066
      @paullancaster7066 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rw5217 of course they should challenge anyone they think that maybe a threat. But! They should also have a proper understanding of the law ( via training ) and should not just be hired for their high score on the Ego-Monitor!

  • @nickglenister3832
    @nickglenister3832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dads Army security group.

  • @beedebawng2556
    @beedebawng2556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂 😂 😂 😂 This is a comedy show.

  • @Group-ef1xp
    @Group-ef1xp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    AB Honestly its been so long since I have laughed this much! Great content keep it comming. Thanks bro

  • @battlegoff_8319
    @battlegoff_8319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    While they're bothering you doing a lawful activity, there's probably real security matters that need sorting out, what a bunch of jokers. Well done AB 👍

    • @reb0118
      @reb0118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That argument can work both ways. Whilst it is not AB's rôle to protect third parties' premises by doing what he's doing he could be inadvertently distracting the security team from their primary rôle.

    • @mcirelandosharma7411
      @mcirelandosharma7411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@reb0118 you can't be to blame for someone else's action or inaction. Especially when you haven't done anything wrong.

    • @reb0118
      @reb0118 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mcirelandosharma7411 I'm not too sure about that. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. O' Grade Physics.

    • @saltney17
      @saltney17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reb0118 cryyyyyy

    • @rw5217
      @rw5217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reb0118 please try to avoid logic and sense these fanboys don’t like that

  • @leemurphy9072
    @leemurphy9072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "you know ive been all over the country filming "you silly....... sausage 😂😂😂 that bit killed me

  • @naderamin
    @naderamin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The guy who thinks he has authority calls AB a fantasist 😂

  • @saltney17
    @saltney17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    all these foreign security guards should go home

  • @adammcneice362
    @adammcneice362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did he get his license to film at the same time as his license to kill???😂🇬🇧🇮🇱🇺🇦🇬🇧

  • @sean380
    @sean380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Where would we be without Security Guards very amusing.

  • @gordongourlay7423
    @gordongourlay7423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Absolutely brilliant 👏 another funny educational audit as usual 💯

  • @TemporaryName80
    @TemporaryName80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That was priceless... Him checking the door to see the name of the place he's supposed to protect, so they know where to send backup.
    The owners of the Ink well need to get a refund on this security.

  • @royboy002
    @royboy002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤣🤣 ultimate wanna be's probably couldn't even make PCO basic levels. I bet they WISH they had blue lights hahaha!
    And parking like they screeched to a halt at an emergency!
    As someone else said PURE COMEDY !

  • @shedendman
    @shedendman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Followed you from day one AB,and you've exposed some right goons,these have got to be in my top 5,love to see any of them actually chase someone

  • @nas77777
    @nas77777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    AB that was some of the funniest audits i ever seen! absolutely nailed them, they came out all serious, and not only did you not back down, or listen to a word they said, you owned the whole place just taking the piss out of them one by one, hilarious!

  • @ravsingh5347
    @ravsingh5347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Coventry University so lucky to have specially trained security guarding their property 😰😰😰

  • @brettnbeckvalleyvan
    @brettnbeckvalleyvan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The guy pretending to be a police officer said you have delusions of trying to be something else 😂😂😂 priceless 😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant video, crying laughing thank you AB ❤️🙏🏻

  • @markgillespie8842
    @markgillespie8842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so basically imo. we have over a million unemployed goons with no chance a real job?. hmm why don't we give thm a uniform and get thm to stand for 8hrs at places that don't need real security like mcds, libraries, job centres. come on they will never fall for that......

  • @rudeboy0132
    @rudeboy0132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    AB educating the ignorant 🤩

  • @tonnierooker5374
    @tonnierooker5374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Very stupid people where they coming from I see always people from abroad and become this jobs they get under paid so they only want doing that job. But they don’t understand freedom and asking stupid questions also one of the reason they get haired to do this job. Very suspicious and shameful.

  • @shaun7721
    @shaun7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Theres no better auditor out there,trust me AB is the daddy! Thank you my friend 🥂

  • @darrenchester3770
    @darrenchester3770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why not just say at some point I'm a you tuber with 180k subscribers, boom ! They will still argue coz their divs lol

  • @MikeEves
    @MikeEves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    They tell you to turn your camera off then turn their's on. Very suspicious

  • @philbeattie3978
    @philbeattie3978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    These security guards are slightly more intelligent than the local police. Well a competition at least.

    • @legobatman8353
      @legobatman8353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not a very high bar to set really.

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But twice as pissy.

    • @barneybiggles
      @barneybiggles 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@legobatman8353
      You can just get a cigarette paper under it.

  • @MarriedToTheKGB
    @MarriedToTheKGB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I do admire how you pick up on everything from the rental van because they can't afford to buy one to who they look like. You naturally pick up on all the little quirks and it's a good skill to use

    • @xlprop6687
      @xlprop6687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Many companies find it cheaper to rent busines stock because it makes life easier. Lessons from the US military who don't own most of their kit

    • @MarriedToTheKGB
      @MarriedToTheKGB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xlprop6687 that's not the point. I was remarking how AB notices everything and any weakness to use as ammunition

    • @xlprop6687
      @xlprop6687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MarriedToTheKGB well mate, I only answered part of your coments regarding the can. That's all.

    • @MarriedToTheKGB
      @MarriedToTheKGB 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xlprop6687 i see what you mean mate, no probs. take care

    • @xlprop6687
      @xlprop6687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @whybother now Ok I see I must repeat so here goes. Many companies find it cheaper to rent business stock because it makes life easier. Lessons from the US military who don't own most of their kit. Maybe it helps a second time around LOL

  • @jackptolomey3713
    @jackptolomey3713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    AB - you have called someone a sausage before - the greggs sausage roll security guard , remember ? Lol

  • @jman7319
    @jman7319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sunday is lively at that pub because they do a weekly quiz in there and all the students come out to it !

  • @davidbeattie2398
    @davidbeattie2398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    just amazing the twats these security firms employ, its just embarassing , should send a copyof this vid to their company, it may change their vetting systems,

  • @bazsnell3178
    @bazsnell3178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I just love the way that you mimic their accents to reflect back at those inept and uneducated wannabe security guards.
    Have had many laughs with your channel. Please keep doing more of this same stuff. Best of luck from a satisfied subscriber.

    • @MU80k
      @MU80k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Disagree mimicking someone's accent is lowest of the low. AB got a strong accent and if someone mocked it he would not like it. This channel is slowly turning into a place for racists to get pleasure from others with accents being mocked.

    • @Pablo-dw3wd
      @Pablo-dw3wd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      People cant help being uneducated, the system manages to make most of us defend the system of oppression

    • @johnkelly9463
      @johnkelly9463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MU80k everyone on this planet that can speak have an accent, is not really mocking someone, but these AB videos are pure comedy,

    • @lylecoglianese1645
      @lylecoglianese1645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MU80k, now accents now cause racism?? Your comment is quite ridiculous. Maybe YOU have just become a sensitive snowflake!? 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔

    • @pooooornopigeon
      @pooooornopigeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MU80k Stop with the childish R word, people like you who jump on it all the time for no reason are a big part of what is wrong with the world.