Gate: jieitai kanochi nite kaku tatakaeri Alnus Battle/Arnus Battle

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  • gate jieitai kanochi nite kaku tatakaeri episode 2

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  • @AlabamaSoldier
    @AlabamaSoldier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3589

    "We can't run away yet. I have to waste my entire army to shoot an arrow in their general direction. For honor."

    • @physalis7434
      @physalis7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      It did hit something though.... a soldier's porn magazine that is :v ....

    • @raddragon1373
      @raddragon1373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@physalis7434
      You didnt have to edit it...
      The japanese lost everything they value...

    • @touchmeoverlord2767
      @touchmeoverlord2767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      if aliens came, I feel like you would rat us all out

    • @firestormrivera1587
      @firestormrivera1587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Physalis
      Soldier: YOU BASTAAAAARRRDDDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

    • @scheetkoe5008
      @scheetkoe5008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@physalis7434 the soldier: omae wa mou shindeiru

  • @Cultureghost
    @Cultureghost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2514

    “Where’s the Duke of Ligu?!”
    Me: He’s there. And there. And there. And over there.

  • @haydensmith859
    @haydensmith859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1958

    " under the cover of a moonless night we should be able to take them out"
    Japanese: "not when we have night vision and motion sensors"

    • @Excalibur01
      @Excalibur01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      And flares

    • @jean-sebastienmatte2358
      @jean-sebastienmatte2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      As soon as I saw the paraflares, I had chills and said "They are so fucked."

    • @aspopulvera9130
      @aspopulvera9130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That's what they didn't expect especially the Japanese are still unknown to them

    • @Michevangelo03
      @Michevangelo03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@aspopulvera9130 lol they had such confidence that they were the strongest army. They didn't even scout their enemy

    • @Yenlag
      @Yenlag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Michevangelo03 true

  • @alphalightning11frost91
    @alphalightning11frost91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3152

    *"RETURNING TO SKYRIM AFTER MONTHS OF FALLOUT"*

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lmao

    • @noggy3133
      @noggy3133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Arma*

    • @GaryHamad
      @GaryHamad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      you can mod Modern Firearms into Skyrim
      AND IT'S FUCKING FUN

    • @CheemsofRegret
      @CheemsofRegret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Someone ported the musket mod to SSE, but not the levelled list version. Hoping someone ports the leveled list mod.

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      playing skyrim with 40k mods

  • @jayhan94
    @jayhan94 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4827

    this is what happens when you play civilization and just build an army and not on research

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      +jayhan94 Even in Warcraft and Starcraft as well.

    • @Tylerf962
      @Tylerf962 8 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      No this is what happens what you try to fight a civilian 1000+ years ahead of your time

    • @c4hunterman560
      @c4hunterman560 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      jayhan94 SO TRUE XD

    • @That_One_Guy...
      @That_One_Guy... 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I've always imagining
      this kind of fight
      Never thought there would be an anime version of it :D

    • @mvmsma
      @mvmsma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nope. Nigga, give me an army of cavemen and I'll wreck any modern army of those stupid AI's.

  • @TheRandomAsians
    @TheRandomAsians 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6991

    There's something oddly satisfying seeing modern military power decimate old medieval styled military.

    • @Fangschrecke90
      @Fangschrecke90 9 ปีที่แล้ว +727

      Jared Subia I can wholeheartedly agree. Looking forward to the next glorified slaught... ahem, battle.

    • @daseditscsgo8578
      @daseditscsgo8578 9 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      Jared Subia They attacked Japan first.

    • @BERKAYWOOD
      @BERKAYWOOD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Jared Subia I am thinking about CIV5 when i see that anime ;D

    • @chevysuarez7306
      @chevysuarez7306 9 ปีที่แล้ว +552

      TBH I'm tired of fantasy always kicking modern warfare in the balls, its nice MW kicked back with the destructive force of an artillery shell

    • @gethsoftware
      @gethsoftware 9 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      +DasEdits CSGO Funny thing is that in mediaval times war was considered just natural part of life. enemy wasn't seen as human. Looting raping and bloodletting was seen as natural part of warfare. In modern times wars need more justification than just calling your enemy heathen. And even then there are rules. Yet War... war never changes. even with all these rules war is still just humanity acting out its wrath.

  • @Taal111
    @Taal111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4039

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why modern armies no longer use swords and shields...

    • @Taal111
      @Taal111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      +Gerald Deliva
      Thank you for completely missing my point, moron.

    • @kanda1092
      @kanda1092 9 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Taal111 pretty much, you dont' bring a knife to a gun fight.....unless you are a badass with a knife.

    • @kanda1092
      @kanda1092 9 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Gerald Deliva dude, I was just making a joke. no need to insult me

    • @chevysuarez7306
      @chevysuarez7306 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +Taal111 yes, yes always bring a gun to a sword fight

    • @keyonhutson1539
      @keyonhutson1539 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      +Gerald Deliva You're a dumbass, and you're a dumbass! Everyone is a dumbass!

  • @ReapersChannel26
    @ReapersChannel26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    I think the lesson here is READ THE FLIPPING SIGN to not walk into bomb drop zone.

    • @MultiGreatNinja
      @MultiGreatNinja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Tucher97 they have it translated. Those letters aren't Japanese.

    • @eynidhelipp9348
      @eynidhelipp9348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      considering the education level we had back in medieval times
      those guys are probably illiterate even though the sign was translated in their language

    • @Alik_Odess
      @Alik_Odess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Guys maybe they don't know what Bombs are. They don't even have a gunpowder so how would they know what bomb even is....

    • @Catboi9000
      @Catboi9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yea. Even I can read an alien language that clearly says: Noodle soup this way.

    • @aspopulvera9130
      @aspopulvera9130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Tucher97 as you could see there is two language on the sign which was suppose to be easier to understand

  • @door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978
    @door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    If you like Gate, try reading the manga: "Nihonkoku Shoukan"
    A single Destroyer shot down 200+ wyvern riders & a huge fleet of galleons.

    • @razgrizucc
      @razgrizucc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Ah that manga has no mc right, and the story just flexing japanese's millitary plus there's a bit politics too

    • @scheewheed8285
      @scheewheed8285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@razgrizucc yeah, but the Government makes some rlly stupid decisions somehow

    • @terranceaskew3165
      @terranceaskew3165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@razgrizucc Yeah, you're right...But it really says a lot about the military might of countries that have ACTUAL military forces. If these folks couldnt really do anything with an Earth Defense force, they would most certainly be slaughtered by, oh....The US military.

    • @mark1v2.08
      @mark1v2.08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@terranceaskew3165 *When the primitives kill your people so you send them back to the stone age.*

    • @Shin-mu7yc
      @Shin-mu7yc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh yeah I’ve read that manga and am still waiting for new chapters! It’s so interesting seeing modern weapons and technology used in a medieval fantasy setting.

  • @noregerts8038
    @noregerts8038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    Seeing the blinding and mysterious lights in the sky, Duran didn't get confused for long. His battle experience immediately told him "shit that's definitely them spotting us and they're going to do something". Dude should at least get a star for trying

    • @filledvoid
      @filledvoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      If he got an equal technology, he would decimate the JSDF.

    • @WhatIsLove170
      @WhatIsLove170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@filledvoid Well I mean, he would need more than tech, he would also need strategy. You can send a 1000 men with the best weapons to charge head first at a 100 men and they will be decimated by the 100 men simply because charging is a dumb strategy against guns.

    • @filledvoid
      @filledvoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@WhatIsLove170 He just needs to learn what the tech can do. He is already versed in strategy.

    • @WhatIsLove170
      @WhatIsLove170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@filledvoid Strategy with a sword and strategy with a gun are extremely different. The difference is so big that almost all your old knowledge regarding battle strategy is useless.

    • @AmphiStuG
      @AmphiStuG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@filledvoid There's examples in history about what you're talking about... and they're not very good.
      The Generals who commanded forces in the early parts of the first world war were what you would call "strategists", they were trained by the same men who led line infantry formations and cavalry brigades during a time at which they used weapons today we would find archaic.
      Technology evolved quickly at the turn of the century and far outpaced the minds of officers, effective machine guns like the Maxim and Madson were perfected by their makers, accurate rifles that could shoot repeatedly without reloading at blistering speeds came into service across the world, artillery that could launch high into the atmosphere to a point where the spin of the globe had to be accounted for in order for the shell to hit its mark, and motorized vehicles that could run for miles faster than any living being.
      The generals that commanded units that used these technologies were trained by manuals and textbooks a little under 3 decades old, with what they assumed was the latest advancements in military thinking.
      When they were sent to command the men who brandished these weapons, they were thrown into modern warfare that they could not handle, men were thrown in blob formations (like you see in this clip) towards readied enemy positions fixed with artillery and machine guns, they were massacred.
      Classic strategy and experience of ancient warfare is in no way similar to modern combat and tactics.

  • @saintroddy
    @saintroddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Duran's idea of a night attack is pretty good. Poor guy never knew he would be facing magnesium parachute flares and NVGs.

    • @rickv9180
      @rickv9180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Even if they did recon, the scouts would be dead in an instant

    • @thomasjetzer2823
      @thomasjetzer2823 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No, it wasn't. Any assault on an enemy with unknown capabilities after having already suffered half your army as casualties in previous engagements without managing a single confirmed enemy kill is sheer insanity. At the point when the enemy can so utterly destroy all your regular strategies you have to assume he has a counter for your irregular strategies. A competent commander would retreat, gather intel on the enemy and make a new plan. There are times for risky all or nothing gambles in war, but this wasn't it.

    • @dannyzero692
      @dannyzero692 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thomasjetzer2823not like he had a choice in the matter, someone like him who had fought for so long and won every time couldn’t ruin his legacy and career just because the enemy was extremely powerful. At least Duran got a redemption arc.

    • @thomasjetzer2823
      @thomasjetzer2823 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dannyzero692 You always have a choice. That's just a matter of which consequences you find acceptable. Personal humiliation in exchange for the lives of a hundred thousand lives of his men? That shouldn't even be a contest.
      Duran didn't deserve a redemption arc. He deserved a court martial and a firing squad for prioritizing his reputation and pride over the lives of thousands of his men. Seriously, in any reasonable military, a glory hound like that would get a dishonorable discharge at best.

    • @Shinobubu
      @Shinobubu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dannyzero692 Rather die than be humiliated.

  • @EnchantedSpoons
    @EnchantedSpoons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    This is me playing in Civilization.
    "Yeah, this is going well. I got a good map presence and a good army. Almost got the trebuchet tech..."
    "WTF?! Gandhi already got tanks!!"
    I cry everytime...

    • @frogsageofculture
      @frogsageofculture 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      But most importantly, he has a nuclear weapons

    • @BLOrtega
      @BLOrtega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Gandhi nuke-a-holic

    • @panzerboidasixth6892
      @panzerboidasixth6892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@BLOrtega
      NO

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha

    • @tomakefinde
      @tomakefinde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What do you expect when your enemie's nickname is nuclear Gandhi

  • @Bhgskeue
    @Bhgskeue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    "In this darkness, we should be able to ambush the enemy"
    Flares and Night vision goggles: Allow us to introduce ourself

    • @aspopulvera9130
      @aspopulvera9130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      After that ordeal duran finally realised they got baited by the empire towards their own demise

    • @ezekiyam3827
      @ezekiyam3827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “Yeah i think there weakness is night”
      *in the night*
      “Ah Fuck”

    • @literallyhuman5990
      @literallyhuman5990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ezekiyam3827 nightstalker just laughing their ass while carrying a Hind on their Chinook

  • @sundalongpinoy8100
    @sundalongpinoy8100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    1:01 JSDF are using airburst fuzes the enemy. Airburst fuzes produces more casualty than contact fuzes as most shrapnel and pressure are not hindered by the ground, contact fuses however penetrates a few inches of ground before detonating especially if the ground is soft acting as a delayed fuze. One time we dropped airburst shells on a hill occupied by an enemy force that ambushed and succesfully pinned down a platoon of friendly infantry, after the firefight gone down we conducted a recon for unexploded ordnance and by God what we saw that day was so horrifying that some of the junior infantry guys passed out puking the hell out of their stomachs. If I were to describe what I saw it would be like corned beef drenched in ketchup with tattered fabric, some body parts scattered across the hill beyond all fucking recognition.
    Firsthand experience.

    • @earldeuna6932
      @earldeuna6932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Saludo po sir

    • @standard-carrier-wo-chan
      @standard-carrier-wo-chan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @KKK Revolution Norm for mortar, maybe, but not artillery. Artillery uses HE shells as standard. Artillery are usually for negating cover (bunkers, buildings, etc), while mortar is for direct infantry fire.

    • @rickv9180
      @rickv9180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Must've been traumatic, still thanks for your service

    • @long_chin_man
      @long_chin_man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ok

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@standard-carrier-wo-chan Mortars using airburst in new to me. I thought it was all contact. Good read I too.

  • @90socram24
    @90socram24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    That arrow at the end hit a porn magazine from a soldierThat was the only loss for the jsdf on this fight if not in the whole anime

    • @hassmanSMO
      @hassmanSMO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      No jdf lost ALLOT OF AMMUNITION. Those poor rounds :(

    • @rion7088
      @rion7088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      90socram THE SACRED TEXT!!

    • @amraniussilber5244
      @amraniussilber5244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      BY SLAANESH NOT THE TEXT !

    • @Michevangelo03
      @Michevangelo03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@hassmanSMO Those rounds are nothing compared to the losses the other "Allied Kingdoms" suffered.

    • @mr.h5604
      @mr.h5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cultural content are scratched

  • @addyyang5691
    @addyyang5691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    As Sun Tzu said :
    "If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”
    Quotes by Sun Tzu the art of War

    • @rrows5803
      @rrows5803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      You forgot the first part:
      "If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles."
      That part is the JSDF

    • @elfireii328
      @elfireii328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wow an actual Sun Tzu quote.

    • @Cats777
      @Cats777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What if you know the enemy but not yourself?

    • @AndromedaPrima
      @AndromedaPrima 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Cats777 something like being too cautious and accomplished nothing

    • @pactumexcello9308
      @pactumexcello9308 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cats777 that must be C3PO

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    As I read through the manga, I note that Empire's amry not being present is a major reason why the Empire would continue to underestimate the JSDF over and over again. They never had any firsthand witnesses of this destruction, and assumed that anyone who did speak of it were either exaggerating or outright lying to try and save face. They really couldn't comprehend the power of the enemy they had angered.

    • @murkywateradminssions5219
      @murkywateradminssions5219 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a shame they were restrained with a sheet of paper from the diet...

    • @dannyzero692
      @dannyzero692 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This was also part of the plot as to why the Imperial Army was not present during this battle, since they’ve lost 1/6th of their strength fighting in Ginza after weeks and Emperor Malti feared that the unified kingdoms might went up against him since his military is weaken, so when Malti had the chance he asked the 21 unified kingdoms to help him fight against Japan with the full intention of getting them wiped out and weaken the kingdoms so he can still have power over them. However due to his military not present in the battle and lack of information he didn’t know how strong an opponent Japan really was, assuming scorch earth strategy would work against them like any army in his world.
      He really thought that Japan was an equal opponent until he realized they had no chance agains them in a conventional war when Kuribayashi mowed down Zorzal’s goons in front of him and bombed the Senate building, probably the reason why he decided to change and sue for peace.

  • @FlayvorOfEvil
    @FlayvorOfEvil 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1702

    And this is why the radio is the most powerful weapon.

    • @matthewclark703
      @matthewclark703 9 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      FlayvorOfEvil and a apache helicopter with missile launchers and machine guns lol

    • @FlayvorOfEvil
      @FlayvorOfEvil 9 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Matthew Clark you need a radio to call in air support and artillery.

    • @matthewclark703
      @matthewclark703 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I know and tank with noobs in it lol

    • @ikoartiaga5971
      @ikoartiaga5971 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +FlayvorOfEvil dude let just face it the firepower of the modern era ... it just to powerful and those poor bastard are just wasting their men ... they turn their tank into artillery and some anti-craft gun .. it just to impossible to defeat them ..

    • @bogdangabrielonete3467
      @bogdangabrielonete3467 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +Iko Artiaga add to that the fact that they are using "old" equipment that is due to become scrap metal...if they ever bring a bio weapon or some modern exotic ones ....

  • @brute3339
    @brute3339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Stellaris: when you invade late medieval age planets with one gene warrior army that are veterans and has a level 10 leader with butcher and invader

    • @BLOrtega
      @BLOrtega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why invade them when you can EXTERMINATUS

    • @sakurakiroyama903
      @sakurakiroyama903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BLOrtega yes yes yes

    • @mateuszwrobel1919
      @mateuszwrobel1919 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you just nuke them from orbit

    • @xDanilor
      @xDanilor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ahahahaahah FACTS

  • @hayamura8195
    @hayamura8195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Japan: Omae wa mo shindeiru
    Empire: Nani?
    *Artillery levels mountainside*

    • @TheJVoorhees83
      @TheJVoorhees83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cannot like this comment enough.

    • @jblumanog4291
      @jblumanog4291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *proceeds to bomb the hell out of them

    • @UkiKhoo
      @UkiKhoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bombed with 100 likes ¿should i press the fire button?

    • @feerzo1431
      @feerzo1431 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those guys weren't the empire

    • @Catboi9000
      @Catboi9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So is it the ww2 Japanese civil war or this?

  • @Crazyasian123456
    @Crazyasian123456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Kudos to the final army's discipline for attempting to move forward even while getting cut down. Out of the leaders he was the only one who realized that the only way for them to survive was to close the distance the minute they were exposed.

    • @WhatIsLove170
      @WhatIsLove170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or by retreating instead. Any men who made it outside of the killzone would of likely survived.

    • @dannyzero692
      @dannyzero692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “If you have 100 lions led by a dog, they’d fight like a dog. If you had 100 dogs led by a lion, they’d fight like lions.”

    • @danielhaire6677
      @danielhaire6677 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WhatIsLove170 Problem is that artillery, when it detonates, throws its shrapnel in a cone forward of its detonation point due to the forward kinetic energy. So to survive shelling on the move toward the source of fire is actually the safest option.

    • @WhatIsLove170
      @WhatIsLove170 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danielhaire6677 They had only just made into the zone though, they would have to cross a significantly smaller distance to escape than they would to reach the enemy, and thats not accounting for the fact they would also be met with rifle fire and machine gun fire as they got close to the enemy.
      Retreating would still be a significantly safer option compared to charging the enemy.

    • @danielhaire6677
      @danielhaire6677 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WhatIsLove170 Except militaries set their artillery engagement zones at approximately 2/3 to 3/4 of the maximum ranges of their weapon systems. So even if you try running, you are still within range.

  • @DylanoRevs
    @DylanoRevs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Alnus hill: Area 51
    JSDF: Area 51 Guards
    Medieval army: Kyles, Millennials and Naruto Runners

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kyle? Cartman is that you?

    • @bogdangabrielonete3467
      @bogdangabrielonete3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't forget the Karrens

    • @jonharper4478
      @jonharper4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't forget the Karens. I mean, they didn't show up for this boogaloo, but that's beside the point.

    • @canadiangopnik7007
      @canadiangopnik7007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly, we’d probably do better

    • @hydraman246
      @hydraman246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They can't stop everyone

  • @RagnaFan555
    @RagnaFan555 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1309

    lol that's not even a battle, that's like a curbstomp.

    • @Cyricist001
      @Cyricist001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +RagnaFan555 Swords vs guns...who would have ever though that would end in a stomp...

    • @RagnaFan555
      @RagnaFan555 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      TV Tropes: Curbstomp: When the battle lasts for only one turn and it becomes hopeless instantaneously.
      Aka died in one hit

    • @whammycheng3758
      @whammycheng3758 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +RagnaFans555 1:02 Just incase you didn't know. That plump king commented "This isn't a war, this is .....this is a slaughter!!" So yeah, it is hardly a battle.

    • @ReapersChannel26
      @ReapersChannel26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was a massacre enough said

    • @user-ro9zf9kz1h
      @user-ro9zf9kz1h 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yep indeed

  • @machaiping
    @machaiping 9 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    Well, what do you expect? Spearman can beat tanks only when...
    1) they're Veteran Spearman
    2) fortified on a mountain or in city, having fort improvement is a bonus that increase the odd in spearman's favor.
    In this, they send Spearman to Attack! But Spearman has poor attack compared to when defend, and forgoing their fortify bonus advantage when attacking didn't help the matter either, veteran notwithstanding, they gonna get wrecked anyway.
    Oh, and tanks is fortifying On a Mountain With Fort improvement too, so spearman's defeat is inevitable.
    PS. Sid Meier's Civilization Joke.

    • @AlienTreeGuy
      @AlienTreeGuy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      machaiping Those moments when a knight took down an attack helicopter in Civ4. The horror!

    • @machaiping
      @machaiping 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nadamas Or 10 Archers took down a Giant Death Robot in Original Civilization V... because an oversight of game mechanic of forcing all unit to take at least 1 damage when battle and every units in the game has 10 hit points...
      But that's just original, expansion pack rise their HP to 100 while the mechanic of 'lose at least 1 HP when battle' unchanged, so now you need 100 Archers to down a Giant Death Robot which practically impossible in-game :P Still, imitating Ewok in Star Wars is a good incentive to try that at least once I guess?

    • @alvin4100
      @alvin4100 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha i feel you bro

    • @user-ro9zf9kz1h
      @user-ro9zf9kz1h 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro if the tank hatch is closed you have no idea how to open it, lock from inside. remember that the imperal has the first glance at the tank not like the soldiers in our world that know tanks week spots

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anyway, there is strictly zilch a medieval servicemember can do against an MBT.

  • @Jaxymann
    @Jaxymann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    I thought rape wasn't allowed to be shown on TH-cam...

    • @Vick_Squeeze
      @Vick_Squeeze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      5Oblivion the whole concept is absurd. Boot and an ant

    • @AaronPaulIbarrola
      @AaronPaulIbarrola 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Drew Peacock I know right? It's fantastic.

    • @aspopulvera9130
      @aspopulvera9130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      they got raped by freedom lol

    • @Berd-Wasted.
      @Berd-Wasted. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought they got gangbanged... or is that the- no it isn't... nevermind

    • @Frisher1
      @Frisher1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aspopulvera9130 Freedom Japanese style

  • @chaosXP3RT
    @chaosXP3RT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The Allied Armies: "We have dragons, orcs, goblins, massive conscript armies, knights and magic."
    Japanese Self-Defense Force: "That's cool. Catch this 155mm artillery round."

    • @patriotenfield3276
      @patriotenfield3276 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Be careful which Allied Armies you are talking of.

  • @KuDastardly
    @KuDastardly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    The small JSDF expedition farted and blew away the Allied Kingdom forces.

    • @haruki5360
      @haruki5360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Little did they know JSDF is only mid level military power at best on earth

    • @yashanrikoudou5531
      @yashanrikoudou5531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Hikigaya Kun lol imagine the US or Russia stepping in!!!...lol since this other world is fantasy...might as well bring the Galactic Empire from Star Wars...but that would be way beyond the word "Overkill" !!!

    • @Shadow11779
      @Shadow11779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What.... What about Warhammer 40k?

    • @ragnaroslil3493
      @ragnaroslil3493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Zergling Master can't use orbital bombardment but hey whirlwind and terminators is what we need

    • @madensmith7014
      @madensmith7014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chocolat-kun They also didn't know that this still wasn't an army for invasions.

  • @_nigelgaming
    @_nigelgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Knight: Imagine bringing a gun to a swordfight, what a coward
    Soldier: Imagine bringing a sword to a gunfight, what an idiot

    • @joejunior5991
      @joejunior5991 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      honor doesn't mean anything if you died, all that matter is win and survive. The One that win the war no matter how dirty the tactics are the Justice

    • @mich5131
      @mich5131 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I’d rather be a ‘coward’ than an idiot

  • @Become-Eggplant
    @Become-Eggplant 8 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    This Anime is basically like Civ 5, You stuck in Low tier Science, you'll easily get owned by Modern tech.

    • @armood1925
      @armood1925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They Told Me I Could Become Anything, So I became an Eggplant or a knight destroyed your attack helicopter

  • @blueaceofspades
    @blueaceofspades 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Battle implies both sides actually saw each other in some form and actually managed to hit each other somehow. Sword with sword, bullets with bullets, etc... This was literally long range bombardment and spray and pray on the Empire. I LOVE IT!!!!!

    • @cedricsommerscave
      @cedricsommerscave ปีที่แล้ว

      That Last Arrow actually Made one japanese retire because He Got Hit in the Leg.

  • @ProjectSun91
    @ProjectSun91 9 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    Now that's something you don't see everyday. Modern Military kicking some serious butts against fictional armies from another world and the force to be reckoned with.
    Good effect on target!

    • @lehoang3532
      @lehoang3532 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +R. Kidd Bah, let Viet Cong hit them from the rear :v
      Small dudes sweep from 5 o'clock with MAT-49, support them were marksmen with CKC semi-auto rifle and Mosin scoped rifle. From 7 o'clock are guys with RPG-2 (and RPG-7), covered by AK-47. And of course, right behind those poor medieval soldiers are RPK :3
      But yeah, for some odd reason, Waffen SS really knows how to have good-looking stuff

    • @matty9699
      @matty9699 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg its you kamzi118 i read all your fanfic sad you cancelled The war hammer fell but great work man keep it :)

    • @hithummah
      @hithummah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IKR, really fed up with anime that has magic stronger than artillery shell.

    • @medux4113
      @medux4113 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lehoang3532 Funny enough cuz in the manga zorzal just became a bootleg vietcong lmao

    • @lonelywolf5659
      @lonelywolf5659 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hithummah ya like we have some that can Guard against magic . Like giant tornadoes and Giant meteors of fire casted by humans casually.
      That's like the equivalent of them going to monster hunter and steam rolling them. that's not happening by a long shot or easy mind you. Especially with elder dragons looks at Dalmater Casually Summoning the Apocalypse with meteors. Or the black dragons looks at one that is so emotionally unstable that it causes Nature is to go into a frenzy and the other one that boiled the ocean.

  • @MeowMeow-6-1-7
    @MeowMeow-6-1-7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    When Game of Thrones meets Battlefield

  • @connorclemmons8698
    @connorclemmons8698 8 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I would have laughed my ass off if that one arrow actually hit someone.

    • @Scientist118
      @Scientist118 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      It did hit something... a guy's porn magazine if you read the manga.

    • @connorclemmons8698
      @connorclemmons8698 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Scientist118 Lol, so some guy was able to read some porn before killing a bunch of dudes, talk about power differences.

    • @Scientist118
      @Scientist118 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Connor Clemmons Yep, you know what was funny, it was the last part of the chapter.

    • @justarandomdreamers1592
      @justarandomdreamers1592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Scientist118 which chapter?

    • @admiralrng6506
      @admiralrng6506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Scientist118 THE SACRED TEXTS

  • @SabreWolferos
    @SabreWolferos 9 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    shogun total war: JDF expansion

    • @Rert
      @Rert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      When you use a fall of the samurai army against a regular shogun 2 army

    • @shicksa
      @shicksa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rert 78 and the FoTS army has miniguns and elite riflemen

    • @AaronPaulIbarrola
      @AaronPaulIbarrola 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whitelance Using FOTS units again ROTS lol

  • @joshuatumambo5674
    @joshuatumambo5674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The Special Region was lucky to have the portal open in modern day Japan, and have their response be simply building a military base nearby the portal and sending diplomats.
    If the portal opened in 1930s Japan however... lets say the Special Region would make Nanking look like a wholesome family picnic in comparison

    • @elijahmanaghaya6038
      @elijahmanaghaya6038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      it was lucky it didnt land on America, china or russia

    • @dannyzero692
      @dannyzero692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elijahmanaghaya6038 America would’ve likely be like Japan in this timeline however they would’ve pushed for war with the Empire because of slavery bad, human rights abuse and set up a puppet state, trade with the now maybe Democratic Empire and expand US influence across the Special Region. Although at slower pace since in the manga the US military is still occupied with war in the Middle East and their defense budget can not spare anymore.
      China would’ve conducted either all out war and censor it or find excuses to do so since they had the Gate under lockdown and China would’ve likely move its 600 millions people to the other side since that’s their goal in the manga.
      Russia would’ve done the same but they would exploit the Special Region and go to war for natural resources especially during the winter months in Russia.

    • @TeabagDeluxe
      @TeabagDeluxe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@elijahmanaghaya6038 America would somehow find a way to get an aircraft carrier in the Special Region no matter how hard or long it took.

    • @cadenvanvalkenburg6718
      @cadenvanvalkenburg6718 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TeabagDeluxe AN aircraft carrier? We would get 3 and multiple destroyers

    • @_nigelgaming
      @_nigelgaming ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and they will turn Italica into a human experimentation facility similar to Unit 731

  • @smolbb713
    @smolbb713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Duran: We'll ambush them at night.
    Flares: I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess ปีที่แล้ว

      actually NVG at first.

  • @ping-lu6qz
    @ping-lu6qz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    this is why u dont bring swords and spears in gunfight.

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dont bring a gun to a tank fight

    • @Willys_GreyhoundM38
      @Willys_GreyhoundM38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The ancient Aztec defeated to the Spaniards who were armed with arquebuses

    • @luisgabrieldelmo772
      @luisgabrieldelmo772 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lolbosss DONT BRING A TANK TO A DOGFIGHT

    • @unserkatzenland8884
      @unserkatzenland8884 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lolbosss AT gun: Am i a joke to you?

    • @user-kx4xs2xd3k
      @user-kx4xs2xd3k ปีที่แล้ว

      That a Zulu war oversimplified

  • @You-gn9uk
    @You-gn9uk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    0:49
    This sign can't stop me because i can't read
    120mm Howitzer: Allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @Bird-Birdy-Love
      @Bird-Birdy-Love 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      actually it is written in both japanese as well as their own language as they manage to capture a few people during the first invasion.

  • @emperornero1932
    @emperornero1932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Reminds me of my time in Afghanistan, tali and isis seem to think that they can use darkness as an advantage while we sit there with NVGs radioing in their coordinates for artillery. One problem I do have though is that they had tanks,manpower and artillery, they could have softened up the oppositions base with artillery then proceeded to send in tanks with infantry following in for cleanup.

    • @crystalcat1002
      @crystalcat1002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kick those terrorists asses!

    • @kambingsaja5668
      @kambingsaja5668 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Peanut boi They do operate in Afghanistan, I believe they are called ISIS K and now the Taliban are working on to exterminate them

    • @rickv9180
      @rickv9180 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @A F-35 with internet They do now, since 2017 if I recall, they call themselves ISIS-K, K being for Khorasan province, the place where the Afghan branch of ISIS was created

    • @dannyzero692
      @dannyzero692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If I remember the JSDF was trying to only occupy Alnus Hill, since they lacked the capabilities and resources to advance deep into enemy territory. As the anime/manga has showed us they were certainly capable of doing Blitzkrieg but they only utilized that tactic to push through the Gate and occupy the Hill. The anime didn’t elaborate on this but the only time the JSDF were dispatched hundreds of km to kill the Flame Dragon and its babies, they had a hard time moving there effectively (vehicles breaking down/unexpected encounters with locals).
      Spoilers ahead
      Although Season 3 hasn’t been released yet, the manga did show that the Empire’s guerrilla fighting does have effectiveness initially on the JSDF as many trucks were burned down and personnel were injured and sometimes killed.
      After those attack, Japan has decided to launch a full scale war against Zorzal’s military but his scorched earth tactics does proved troublesome for the Japanese since they had to constantly deal with refugees and guerrilla fighters disguising as refugees.
      After that the manga is still being written so the plot is not fully covered yet.

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dannyzero692 So they're basically keenly aware of another Barbarossa Op so they're taking steps to mitigate; which is good. Casualties will always be casualties though.

  • @megood1582
    @megood1582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "dude i just disturb a nest"
    "bee nest?"
    "no, machine gun nest"

  • @SuperSpikeTM
    @SuperSpikeTM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I love scenes where people loose all hope in front of overwhelming power 😍

    • @perceeloi6113
      @perceeloi6113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh.

    • @noox13
      @noox13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@perceeloi6113
      I feel you, it's all fine a dandy until the emoji at the end, lol.

  • @superzilla784
    @superzilla784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    What I love about this anime is that it shows how powerful modern militaries are. in most medias like Avengers, Ultra Violet, and others, soldiers are portrayed as useless morons that just stand around firing wildly and waiting to be killed. "It's because they're up against people with super powers!" so it is a basic power to rob all troops of their common sense and aiming capabilities? there have been so many times the soldiers should have won easily. but no, either the soldiers have the aim of Storm Troopers and can't hit anything, or they forget they have guns and run up to the enemy to club them on the head. so I'm glad this show pays some respect to our modern militaries. (even though they had a small handful of facts wrong)

    • @newbie6377
      @newbie6377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      superzilla784 that's to be expected as the author of the novel where this anime is based upon was a member of the jsdf

    • @VadersFist95
      @VadersFist95 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We dont see any military in Avengers except National Guard in the first one (And we dont see any die or act moronic?)

    • @cadenvanvalkenburg6718
      @cadenvanvalkenburg6718 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SamuelSamuel-zx9mu even they would win this battle. Artillery is a helluva drug

  • @nazeonrave2501
    @nazeonrave2501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Guys you see that army on the horizon, make it disappear”
    -A Japanese commander

  • @ramonavila1493
    @ramonavila1493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Medieval soldiers: I have major ptsd
    The Japanese: this probably the most easy war I have fought in.

  • @fatalos6855
    @fatalos6855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Under the cover of night..."
    "Fuck you it's day now."

  • @LabTech41
    @LabTech41 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What I like about this battle is that later on in the series, you end up finding out that Duran survived; he was maimed, but he survived. He ends up just popping in, giving some advice, then leaving and it's never addressed in any way who he is or why he's just hanging out like a civilian in the town the JSDF set up near the gate.

  • @ArlosPA
    @ArlosPA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I like Durants stragetic thinking and as a commander. He knows that the moment that they are seen that all of the soldiers are sitting and tells them to move so that they are harder to hit. Also he goes first to show his men to not be afraid. I wonder what he would do with modern weapons.

  • @ronaldbersamin117
    @ronaldbersamin117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Why is it so damn satisfying watching armys getting rekt by the jsdf! Don't mess with our world military unless your rory which is mlg af.

    • @james5960
      @james5960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ronald Bersamin i bet it would shock the empire to know that japans military is considered mid tier in our world lol

    • @MultiGreatNinja
      @MultiGreatNinja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      rory can be beaten one good bomb and she is as good as dead just lock her body parts on small containers after.

    • @jblumanog4291
      @jblumanog4291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bcuz this is the first time conventional weapons actually worked in anime

    • @subhadeep129
      @subhadeep129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i wouldn't fancy rory's chances against an ac 130 !

    • @Ozinarg
      @Ozinarg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rory is cool, but I bet she was lying when she said she couldn't die. If that were true, she wouldn't bother blocking or dodging gunfire. At a bare minimum, she takes damage that she can regenerate from. This means if she were to be shot in the head, she would be subdued or at least incapacitated for some time, as her brain would need time to regenerate.

  • @JBXyooj
    @JBXyooj 9 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Lord Duran looks like Big Boss haha
    Yeah... The Allied Army just got a taste of what the German and Soviet been through in WW2.
    Hell on Earth.

    • @Sabersonic
      @Sabersonic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      JBXyooj Considering that the JSDF is largely entrenched in those Arnus/Alnus Hill battles, with cannons and automatic gun fire, it's more like the hell experienced by those on the Western Front in the First World War. What with charge after charge being nothing more than the wholesale slaughter of men, orks(?), and horses. Blame The Great War youtube channel for that one.
      Still, it's too bad that the other world doesn't have any offensive, or better yet defensive magic AFAIK that might give them a chance to close that gap and fight man-to-man. Granted, the word "might" is probably too charitable a word to use but at least give these Allied Kingdoms cannon fodder some kind of a bone.

    • @JBXyooj
      @JBXyooj 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sabersonic Well the orcs and Dragons were kinda like the main muscle for the allied states.
      The JSDF just had the element of surprise.
      From what I heard... This technological advantage ain't going to last throughout the series, according to the light Novel.

    • @nslforumaldebaran926
      @nslforumaldebaran926 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      JBXyooj The Generals of the Allied Army appear to be utter idiots. First, you scout your enemies before attacking, second they should have fortified Mount Arnus, since its where the gate is and the only point the enemy can enter, thirdly, after their first attack in Tokyo, they should have recongised how outdated their Tech is and improved on new weopons and fourthly not using the same tactis three times in a row when its clear after the first one that its not working. Have these people never played Civ?

    • @rupok93
      @rupok93 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +JBXyooj Damn let me guess, as usual rifles and stuff will fall into the hands of the enemy and they will use guerrilla warfare?

    • @jayhan94
      @jayhan94 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      rupok93 no the gate will close eventually leaving the military cut off from what i hear, the manga hasnt reached it yet but arnus hill will eventually be a democratic state capital where the non humans arent treated as slaves and they can make ammo and other necessity after they've controlled the resources during the time when the gate was open

  • @deathheater6
    @deathheater6 9 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    If this is what a small force can do imagine a massive modern army in this fictional continent.
    Edit: The music just reinforces the one sidedness of this fight.

    • @AkiyamaKatsuko
      @AkiyamaKatsuko 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Matthew .Bays Like the Code Geass Universe? Our military would probably get rekt.

    • @comandercarnis
      @comandercarnis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +秋山克子 Really doubt it.

    • @biggreenfamilar224
      @biggreenfamilar224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Matthew .Bays Soviet March music starts

    • @PiotrusGranie
      @PiotrusGranie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Trevak D'hal Or soviet union in the stalin era after 1949

    • @kingslushie1018
      @kingslushie1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish the Ussr invade this continent

  • @TheDarkstar3601
    @TheDarkstar3601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The king's reaction says it all. No power can outfight them, no knowledge/wisdom can outsmart them, and no kingdom can conquer them, for they have evolved beyond their imagination. Destructive powers and capabilities strong enough to rival that of a god.
    I have never watched this anime tho looks good as fuck hope it isnt cringey and cliche, just stumbled upon it here on youtube great scene noice. That red armoured guy was a king right?

    • @kazumiminazuki5155
      @kazumiminazuki5155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom Holland Sucks
      King = Basically acts like a mayor in this period
      Emperor = Supreme leader or some sort of president

    • @abcabrera1121
      @abcabrera1121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kazumiminazuki5155 Prince Zoral: a lying, arrogant and narsasistic asshole

    • @retardcorpsman
      @retardcorpsman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kazumi Minazuki
      That’s not really true….
      Kings aren’t Mayors since being a Mayor assumes you are under the command of another, which Kings do not have. Dukes and Barons are much more similar to Mayors on an administrative level, with the King being more similar to a President/Prime minister instead.
      The term Emperor on the other hand is completely interchangeable with the word King. Most sovereigns only adopt such a title for historical reasons, like the HRE or Tsar emperor for example.

    • @FEURVERM
      @FEURVERM 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes he was indeed a king with a city on his own command Although he's Territory is part to the imperial empire or what not

  • @SumDumDude952
    @SumDumDude952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Imagine if the gate opened in the US. We would’ve conquered their whole world in a few days

    • @saintroddy
      @saintroddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Hell, the people of Mobile, Alabama could kick their ass with their rifles.

    • @kingslushie1018
      @kingslushie1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Imagined if the gate opened in the USSR during the Cold War era 😂. Absolutely no mercy 😂

    • @kingslushie1018
      @kingslushie1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Chesterton Mano Why use nukes when you got over 20,000 tanks 😂😂😂. I can see the world becoming overrun in a decade

    • @Izuna119
      @Izuna119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol that cruel, all of them will get killed by you including children, bombing refugee camp 😂😂😂

    • @Token_Black_Guy
      @Token_Black_Guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With all the weebs in the army buncha halfling running around

  • @vladdugo7110
    @vladdugo7110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    JSDF be like: *I’m tired of this shit, these old men be challenging us on a snowball fight again.*

  • @Privatepain1234
    @Privatepain1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I like how the first two attacks never made it to within range of the infantry. They just got annihilated by artillery and tanks and when they finally got close enough for infantry to shoot. They were cut down like reeds in a strong wind

  • @You-gn9uk
    @You-gn9uk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    when you piss off the wrong timeline

    • @Phenixtri
      @Phenixtri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wrong dimension actually

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess ปีที่แล้ว

      both of them

  • @thebanditman5663
    @thebanditman5663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "A night raid."
    Every nation in the world who even remotely understand the concept of night vision: "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."

    • @vitor022
      @vitor022 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was sincerely sad for then after the proposal of a night raid.. as if they haven't enough disadvantages already

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they're using thermographic vision (and why wouldn't they, all modern armies do) they'd just be tracking their IR heat signatures, day or night, "The Predator" style.

    • @vitor022
      @vitor022 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rsrt6910 its even sadder then..

  • @bowchi_2935
    @bowchi_2935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    GATE買おかなと思った。こういう軍隊が時空を超えて戦う系はロマンを感じる。

  • @feerzo1431
    @feerzo1431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Battle of Alnus hill?
    More like
    The Slaughter of Alnus hill

    • @bladestaff1987
      @bladestaff1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The slaughter *on* alnus hill

    • @skulldozer1462
      @skulldozer1462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like "Meat grinder of Alnus Hill"

    • @crystalcat1002
      @crystalcat1002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I almost wish Japan went easier on them.

  • @mirakhalifa8704
    @mirakhalifa8704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Sadly, if you think about it, these soldiers did not deserve to be annihilated like that. It was the Empire who crossed the Gate and launched the attack on Ginza. The Allied Kingdoms were lured by the Empire in order to wipe them out, then conquer the Allied Kingdoms' territories.

  • @luiscuadras1963
    @luiscuadras1963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Some medival soldier: I will fight and die for our kingdom for honor and glory. I will have their head on my Spear!!!
    Some Otaku 22 year old soldier manning a 249 SAW: Oh boii, here I go killing again.

  • @LAGARTOKID
    @LAGARTOKID 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I discovered that every dream and fanfic I've made up in my mind the Japanese made an anime about it already

  • @javieraravena5345
    @javieraravena5345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "The battle of Alnus Hill, where 100,000 soldiers of the Allied Kingdoms perished and 4 brave JSDF lost their helmets."

  • @RicksistFoundation
    @RicksistFoundation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What was suppose to be a JSDF recruitment anime ended up being, "if we remiliterize we're ok with killing 100,000 poorly armed peasants". China isn't happy. lol

  • @fieryrockballs.9701
    @fieryrockballs.9701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When you think about aliens, you feel like you live like a primitive, but then you watch this and you feel so advanced...

  • @midgetydeath
    @midgetydeath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    04:04 They even added the sound of the bow string slapping his vambrace.

  • @cardinalwilson8034
    @cardinalwilson8034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the general shooting an arrow towards the rain of bullets shows the disparity of their power and how insignificant his status, achievements and strength in the face of modern warfare.

  • @gamershipgirl4563
    @gamershipgirl4563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:38 Yes cause riding a War horse in FULL PLATE ARMOUR, WHILE YOU YOURSELF AND ALL YOUR MEN ARE ALSO IN FULL PLATE ARMOUR, IS CERTAINLY QUIET, the collective noise of an armor that big wearing that much noisy armor would completely defeat any and all attempts to stealth.

  • @3ChZer0
    @3ChZer0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "This is not war, it's a massacre!"

    • @naragikiraminightcore
      @naragikiraminightcore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      มันไม่ใช่การสังหารหมู่เพียงแค่ศัตรูใช้อาวุธโบราณ ถึงต่อให้ศัตรูมาเป็นล้านแต่เราใช้อาวุธที่ทันสมัยกว่าเช่น ปืนกล ปืนใหญ่ และระเบิด เป็นต้น

    • @3ChZer0
      @3ChZer0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@naragikiraminightcore if you play Cod 5 WaW you'll understand

  • @MyTummyREALLYhurts
    @MyTummyREALLYhurts ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You can't feel bad for the medieval army either, because they started this whole war 😂

    • @evenstarelectricrailway3281
      @evenstarelectricrailway3281 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, and that's not the 1st time they do so. Surely the 1st time they got beaten up back tho.
      They were lucky to pick Japan as target for Japan only cares about her own safety. Should it be China or Russia, they are as good as extinct.
      I look forward to the day when Japan finally gets fed up with it and strikes a deal to move the whole GATE to Vladivostok, Yuzno Sahalinsk, or Chanchun.

  • @nyorito5208
    @nyorito5208 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    General: we should attack by night. They won't see us coming in the dark
    *JDSF Laughs in UAV, infrared and night vision goggles*

  • @辛味甘味
    @辛味甘味 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    大軍を指揮しながら夜襲とか、かなり優秀なんだよなぁ。文明差が酷すぎるだけで。

    • @user-im7kz5sr9p
      @user-im7kz5sr9p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      同文化圏相手なら名将だった

    • @楠本隆二
      @楠本隆二 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      見方を変えれば、我が国の歴史上の人物(例:戦国時代)ですら、現代人と戦ったらこうなる可能性が高い訳か。
      時代という物差しの違いで、人物の評価が一転するサンプルとも言えるか。

    • @user-wo9om2ec4v
      @user-wo9om2ec4v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      日露戦争では、黒木という指揮官がロシア軍への大規模夜襲を成功させ、世界を瞠目させた。

    • @user-brachy
      @user-brachy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@楠本隆二 映画の戦国自衛隊では落とし穴で戦車対策などをしていました(ストーリーの違う漫画版では自衛隊に救出された信長がアサルトライフルで光秀軍を虐殺し、止めさせようとロックをかけたらそれを見破ったり時空の穴的なとこからヘリや戦車、ポテチなどを入手し使いこなします)

    • @user-wo9om2ec4v
      @user-wo9om2ec4v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-brachy
      "命短し 恋せよ乙女"
      を唄いながら、敦盛を舞う信長……
      記憶違いでなければ、"武士と戦いたいヴェロキラプトル"が自衛隊に合流し……

  • @ZERO-ue2mx
    @ZERO-ue2mx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:57
    When you forgot to upgrade your army in age of war.

  • @smithiWerben
    @smithiWerben 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I wish i had the editing skills to make this material into millenials trying to get into area 51. I'd get all the internet fame.

  • @martinxy1291
    @martinxy1291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Soilder: Sir we see an army that out number us 500 to 1
    General: What equipment do the have
    Soilder: Swords, sheilds, Bows and arrows with armor similar to that of 1700 AC - 1000 BC
    General:..........then why the fuck are you scared
    Soilder: Oh yeah, right *Proceeds to mow down the enemy*

    • @richie_23
      @richie_23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Soldier : uhm, sir why are we all relaxing, theres like an army of 10.000 enemy with swords and shields marching towards us
      General : 3... 2... 1...
      *Artillery strikes and Ac-130 gunships mow down the enemy like nothing*
      Soldier : Never mind, sir

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice one dude, but just to nitpick it was 100,000 cannon fodder vs 10,000 JSDF

    • @biggreenfamilar224
      @biggreenfamilar224 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Martin XY no brought a tank

  • @zanir2387
    @zanir2387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When GoT meets band of brothers...frontally...

  • @joemanji2264
    @joemanji2264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I remembered walking into my friend's room while this scene was on, as it was full screen while playing I couldn't see the title and assumed that this was going to be just another boring generic fantasy/medieval army battle. Until I saw the scope reticle. My first thoughts were wait... what? wtf? How is this even possible? Just what anime is this? Needless to say the following curb stomp gave me quite a hard on and was hooked to the series. Looking forward to season 3! ;)

    • @vitor022
      @vitor022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It feels sad man.. still waiting for season 3

    • @commissargab6181
      @commissargab6181 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its like waiting for one punch man season 3 whyyy all interesting animes dont have a sequel wahhhh 😭

  • @harmacist6623
    @harmacist6623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man, this Age of Empire mod be lookin' pretty dang lit

  • @JKirbyD
    @JKirbyD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:24 JSDF: *insert meme How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!

  • @willwolf8436
    @willwolf8436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I think us marines would have a hay day in this world agaisnt these guys.

  • @LauraCNeko1
    @LauraCNeko1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My boyfriend showed me this and I’m just thinking “You guys attacked another place and have no idea what you have done” 😂

  • @noobifiedwastaken
    @noobifiedwastaken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    JSDF Garrison: *"Ooo boy i sure do love this shooting exercise!"*

  • @rsmith5606
    @rsmith5606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Never had the question crossed my mind: what would a CIWS do to a dragon? But now...

    • @noox13
      @noox13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's a few more dragon scenes later on in the show against bigger dragons. I remember one of them being hilarious!

  • @lonelybag8510
    @lonelybag8510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    another favorite scene from this awesome anime. its just the whole thing about them being able to mow down and wipe out an army in matter of seconds just brings a warm tingly feeling to my heart.

  • @aoki2494
    @aoki2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Q.何故このような事態に…
    A.自衛隊に喧嘩売るような真似したからです

  • @michaelzelft8668
    @michaelzelft8668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *Age of Empire II* vs *Call of Duty: ModernWarfare*
    Así debería llamarse el Título... Jeje

  • @-Safijiiva-
    @-Safijiiva- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I really want to see an alternative version of this show where its set in America

    • @noox13
      @noox13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro...that's like...mean.

    • @janreghbatangas9014
      @janreghbatangas9014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Search america in another world in royal road if you like

    • @louisarius9672
      @louisarius9672 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      America is still pretty tame, you know.
      But what if it's Russia or China? Ouch

  • @楠本隆二
    @楠本隆二 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    このアニメは、「日本のもしも」をファンタジー世界と繋がったという設定で再現したものである。
    将来、ファンタジーではなく現実的に外国からの侵略が起こらないという保証がないから、一考の余地はあるだろうか。

    • @user-wo9om2ec4v
      @user-wo9om2ec4v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      あ、そういうことなのね、なんかいろいろ腑に落ちた。
      原作者は元自衛官だそうだし、拉致問題的な話もあるし。

    • @user-fm6oe3ck4j
      @user-fm6oe3ck4j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      最新刊じゃ三馬鹿特亜の侵略政策にも触れているし、単なるファンタジー小説ではなく現実への警告も兼ねているんだと思います。

    • @user-de5ht5jq5k
      @user-de5ht5jq5k 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      元寇、キリスト教の伝来に伴う間接的なスペインの侵略、国内の維新志士なるクーデター派に世界最大の金融グループの一角に位置するロスチャイルド一族の配下が支援した結果発生した明治維新と呼ばれる植民地政策…
      歴史的に我が国は大陸国家ひいては偽ユダヤ人から複数回の侵略を受けた事実がある。
      WW2で敗戦国となってからはインフラの民営化や法人税の減税に加え、中小企業の統廃合を推進して国民を植民地政府は弾圧している。
      現実的に仮に『門』で繋がった際、資源に満ち溢れた開拓地を欲しがるのは当然占領軍である在日米軍の親元の合衆国。
      ロシア連邦によるウクライナのネオコン征伐で見て取れる様に、合衆国は軍人に対して民間人に偽情報を与えて洗脳して盾にして戦闘をする事を命令する非道。
      悲しいかな、警告を促すのが80年遅過ぎた。

  • @hilarious7695
    @hilarious7695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The Area 51 Raid, 20th September 2019, Colorised

  • @gloomy7191
    @gloomy7191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Lets night raid them”
    Night vision and machinegun goes brrrrr

  • @davidhenry8479
    @davidhenry8479 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So you go to a battlefield, see an army comparable to your own completely wiped out, with not a SINGLE enemy casualty on the field and you decide "yeah, I think we should attack."

  • @makarovjacovich4168
    @makarovjacovich4168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I swear, I can't stoo laughing at this.

  • @riseandshine7174
    @riseandshine7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is such a good anime I wonder why there is still no season 2

    • @richardwilliams2239
      @richardwilliams2239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Season 2 was already released! You mean Season 3, right?l

    • @riseandshine7174
      @riseandshine7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardwilliams2239 yeah

  • @katerinachatz6132
    @katerinachatz6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It would be awesome if in the 3rd season we could see some of the Japan's navy against those medieval ships.

    • @privatepickle6779
      @privatepickle6779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or pirates

    • @lialloyd9182
      @lialloyd9182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also submarine, I'll bet they've called it "Iron Fish"😂

  • @succmybighugeandsucculentween
    @succmybighugeandsucculentween 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “We attack by night”
    Player: *presses N*

  • @BeatusMeatusFetusDeletus
    @BeatusMeatusFetusDeletus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Medieval army: We’ll move under the cover of darkness.
    JSDF: ha ha flares go pop

  • @kyawthu755
    @kyawthu755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is why you must never underestimate your enemy
    Even if there is a large gap, your enemy will always have a weakness

  • @brianmo2965
    @brianmo2965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Invading primitive planets in stellaris be like

  • @Twan_01
    @Twan_01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lmao 😂 I always fantasize about his ever since I was a child.

  • @rrows5803
    @rrows5803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Medieval dude: FIGHT FOR THE EMPIRE WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT AND OUR AERIAL SUPERIORITY !
    JSDF: Ahah, Mortars and AA goes BOUM and BRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @Marcos-ms1ij
    @Marcos-ms1ij 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    aahhhhh, that Gepard sound, so satisfying