QI | Stephen Fry's Middle-Class Rhyming Slang

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    This clip is from QI Series C, Episode 6, 'Cockneys' with Stephen Fry, Alan Davies, Bill Bailey, Phill Jupitus and Rory McGrath.
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  • @GuanoLad
    @GuanoLad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I like it when Stephen is genuinely laughing at something.

  • @sirsoothsayer
    @sirsoothsayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    I'm not a native english speaker, so the whole video feels like I'm having a stroke

    • @Switcheroo4542
      @Switcheroo4542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      As a native English speaker I have to say I share the same feeling

    • @skyydott
      @skyydott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I am a native English speaker and let me tell you I thought for sure I was having a stroke

    • @jaymercer4692
      @jaymercer4692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m not just a native English speaker but I’m also English and I’ve never understood Cockney rhyming slang. Someone would say something to me and it takes me ages to decipher it.

    • @mikgus
      @mikgus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I belive that is how cockney rhyming slang started.

    • @AdamBechtol
      @AdamBechtol 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @jcortese3300
    @jcortese3300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Hearing cockney slang in Stephen Fry's voice requires a decompression chamber. I swear I popped an eardrum hearing that.

  • @muskatDR
    @muskatDR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "Unless you know someone named Mavis"
    Bob Mortimers pet owl

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      muskatDR More like Bob Mortimer’s lump of meat & feathers

    • @muskatDR
      @muskatDR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lawrencecalablaster568 Thats no way to speak of a very sick owl!

    • @rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven
      @rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ah, I see you watch the hit show _Would I Porky Pie to You._

  • @greenredblue
    @greenredblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Every single time anyone has ever brought up rhyming slang, it's seemed less like something that's real, and more like something people would try to convince each other is real.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It has to be the native language of the drop bears

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There’s always a load of nonsense, but some have entered common usage.
      “scarper” (run away) is from rhyming slang, as is “telling porkies” (lying).

    • @williamjohnson4117
      @williamjohnson4117 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One I'd heard for years without realising it was rhyming slang was "on your Tod" meaning alone, turns out it was named after an American jockey, Tod Sloane who raced in Britain in the 1930s.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Alan thought he was having a stroke for a second there.

    • @davidgustavsson4000
      @davidgustavsson4000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      For us non-brits, the feeling lasted 2 minutes 39 seconds.

  • @notdaveschannel9843
    @notdaveschannel9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    For anyone that doesn't know, "woman who does" is what posh people call their cleaner. Also, in the UK "middle class" tends to describe what in the US would probably be called "upper middle class". Britsplaining break over.

    • @OtterSC2
      @OtterSC2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Id say middle class might have a more positive connotation in the UK but they both literally describe the same thing, people who are neither working class nor upper class/landed/elites/the 1%.

    • @ilesalmo7724
      @ilesalmo7724 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OtterSC2 I'd thinking that "White Collar" is nowdays too often accompanied with "Crime", but would that work too or are white-collar workers somewhere between upper middle-class and lower portion of upper-class?

    • @La_sagne
      @La_sagne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      all those middle class americans could all be upper middle class if it werent for their half a million student loan debt their 12 credit cards and the insane amounts of money they spend at subway.

    • @La_sagne
      @La_sagne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      all those middle class americans could all be upper middle class if it werent for their half a million student loan debt their 12 credit cards and the insane amounts of money they spend at subway.

    • @TheYopogo
      @TheYopogo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't know about all that, I think the original commentator has it right.
      I think, basically, very few people in the US call themselves working class. If you've got any kind of basically secure work and a stable income, in america, you're "middle class"; whereas in Britain I feel like you have to be pretty wealthy before people start to be seen as "middle class", otherwise you're just working class but doing alright for yourself.
      I know people who own their own small businesses but who everyone would say is working class.
      But also, becoming middle class in america is a social achievement, whereas in the UK being seen as middle class is usually a bit embarrassing.
      Middle class has associations with being pretentious, badly trying to imitate the upper class, being out of touch, obsessed with image etc.

  • @marycanary86
    @marycanary86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    im not a native english speaker but i usually consider my level quite advanced. but when it comes to rhyming slang i am bloody screwed

  • @IvoTrausch
    @IvoTrausch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Ah the famous Westminster Rhyming Slang!

    • @Taporeee
      @Taporeee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Orphan Spare = Dolphin Square

  • @RasPutintheGreat
    @RasPutintheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is...

    • @adamgill
      @adamgill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Whadda they say - whadda they say...?

    • @manwiththebeak
      @manwiththebeak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@adamgill He's going to say! He's going to say!

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      oh really? is that what they say? What Evah...\w/ after all that Alan's whatevah was the cherry on the sundae

    • @orangeman745
      @orangeman745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bloody hell, Stephen. This better be good!

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@manwiththebeak hes gonna sayyyy!
      Hes going to saaaaaayyyyy
      🎶Whaaat dooo theyyy saaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy🎶

  • @ma22hewb74
    @ma22hewb74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Need more of bill on future series

    • @justvin7214
      @justvin7214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bill Bailey has appeared more than anyone else as a guest and I hope it continues, he is the best guest ever imo.

    • @jedisalsohere
      @jedisalsohere 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justvin7214 I think Phill Jupitus has actually been on more than Bill Bailey has.

    • @justvin7214
      @justvin7214 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jedisalsohere Not at the time I made the comment

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh I thought you were doing rhyming slang and I was trying to figure it out

  • @leeolsson5271
    @leeolsson5271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Literally just watched this on the dvd. Still not sure what the heck he was on about. But that's ok. I'm sure it made perfect sense. To somebody.

    • @chrisdavies5935
      @chrisdavies5935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Cockney Rhyming Slang. 19th century way of speaking in code so police wouldn't know what criminals were talking about. Usually 2 words, the 2nd of which rhymes with the desired word, then just to confuse people even more so only people in the know understand what they're talking about, just the first word gets used. Stella (Artois) is Nelson Mandela, but instead saying I'll have a pint of Mandela or Nelson Mandela they say I'll have a pint of Nelson.
      www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chrisdavies5935 Iay referpay igpay atinlay.

    • @TheTuttle99
      @TheTuttle99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisdavies5935 neat! I never realized the origin

  • @aculnamwen3724
    @aculnamwen3724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    First time McGrath ever made me laugh tbh.

  • @davidstares985
    @davidstares985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "And he shat on a turtle!"

  • @earlfrancart5687
    @earlfrancart5687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    love this show. both Fry and Sandi

  • @andymcl92
    @andymcl92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "It's gone a bit Bill Bailey..." and Stephen Fry.

    • @elaineb7065
      @elaineb7065 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep but Stephen???

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elaineb7065 "Stephen ???"?

    • @elaineb7065
      @elaineb7065 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andymcl92 Stephen Fry - why

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elaineb7065 Ah sorry, why Fry? Dry.

    • @titanuranus3095
      @titanuranus3095 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andymcl92 Sly

  • @smallpants
    @smallpants 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I almost forgot to watch this today

  • @Jeff-ns2iy
    @Jeff-ns2iy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Have you ever noticed that Phill Jupitus looks like a chubby George Michael

  • @bronsiee
    @bronsiee ปีที่แล้ว

    There's a lot of rhyming slang in Australian English too

  • @gaia7240
    @gaia7240 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Same reaction as Alan here

  • @titanuranus3095
    @titanuranus3095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Allan Davids, Navies?

  • @Serai3
    @Serai3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alan Davies = rental car

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How Americans think British people talk all the time.

  • @OlOleander
    @OlOleander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I think Phil's lost some weight since the golden olden days

    • @OlOleander
      @OlOleander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Brad AmeerBeg Good for him. He's ageing very well.

  • @millomweb
    @millomweb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing like a bit of what and why on a Friday night.

  • @KingNefiiria
    @KingNefiiria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I feel like I don't even know how to speak English anymore. What the bloody hell was that all about

  • @09Ozymandias
    @09Ozymandias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Americans be like: u wot m8

  • @tombailey1983
    @tombailey1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Rory 😐😐

  • @Wolfe911
    @Wolfe911 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Barney I thought meant Trouble. Can it have multiple meanings?

    • @bobbierocksbuster5584
      @bobbierocksbuster5584 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah as in Barney Rubble from the Flintstones
      Barney Rubble= trouble

  • @Ashs-mini-vlogs
    @Ashs-mini-vlogs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jus going for a Johnny cash

  • @eubie6506
    @eubie6506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    does anyone understand what they're talking about at all? haha, i love these videos but so often am completely dumbfounded with what's actually being said

    • @kilroy987
      @kilroy987 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shurdi3 ...*splortch* oh there goes my brain again.

    • @gnaskar
      @gnaskar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kilroy987 Basically, imagine that the planet was taken over by aliens with translation software, so that they can understand what you are saying. In order to fool them, while still being understood by the resistance, you'd need a form of slang based on cultural expressions and rhymes, neither of which work with translation software. For example, if I say I've got three *typewriters* with their *ladies* ready, it doesn't mean much to the aliens, who don't know that "typerwriter" rhymes with fighter, and the Lady of Bristol rhymes with pistol.
      On the other hand, if you're in Chicago then typewriter means sub-machinegun, because a trained typist on a typewriter sort sounds like a burst of fire from the Thomson SMG. Also, lady means prostitute. Same concept, but it's just a shared cultural reference instead of being based on rhyme.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shurdi3 CRS is like Suomi Finnish, you have to be born into it to understand and speak it. or study very hard to learn it. good luck on ya

    • @shurdi3
      @shurdi3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RIXRADvidz It's like Finnish Finnish? Suomi just means Finnish

    • @ianthomson9363
      @ianthomson9363 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shurdi3 Actually, it's Berkshire Hunt, even though Berkshire is pronounced Barksher.

  • @edwardianed
    @edwardianed 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Barney Rubble' is Cockney for 'trouble' not 'double'.

  • @JoakimKanon
    @JoakimKanon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What?

  • @nathanhailu9185
    @nathanhailu9185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On behalf of non-native english speakers, huh?

  • @paddotk
    @paddotk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've never been more confused in my life.

    • @bobbierocksbuster5584
      @bobbierocksbuster5584 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are speaking in "cockney rhyming slang" in days gone by the people of East London would use C.R.S. to hide what they were saying from the police (if one was a wrong 'un),a few examples below
      Apples and pears = stairs
      Me old China meaning mate, China plate = mate
      Plates of meat = feet
      Cuppa rosy, rosy lee= tea
      Barnet = hair, Barnet fair = hair
      Two bob bits = the shits
      Can't think of any more I live in the north east of England 100s of miles from London,the ones I gave you are the few I know
      Stay happy and healthy.

    • @paddotk
      @paddotk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bobbierocksbuster5584 I suppose I get it now, thanks. Still kinda confusing slang though :p

    • @bobbierocksbuster5584
      @bobbierocksbuster5584 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paddotk glad I could (sorta) puppies yelp (help)btw I just made that one up 😁

    • @paddotk
      @paddotk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bobbierocksbuster5584 Tanning hacks (thanks)

    • @bobbierocksbuster5584
      @bobbierocksbuster5584 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paddotk nearly there haha

  • @mvl71
    @mvl71 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another fine example: th-cam.com/video/hWUaT5ovZ50/w-d-xo.htmlm49s

  • @Lumiverse.
    @Lumiverse. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have no idea what happened in this video

  • @dumortemontal2122
    @dumortemontal2122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Phil lost a lot of weight! Good for you brother

  • @linusdn2777
    @linusdn2777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cockney slang is still a complete mystery to me.

  • @justandy333
    @justandy333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For those Americans watching, as a Brit, I'm just as confused as you are! Tip hip horray!

  • @CJT3X
    @CJT3X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As an American... what the actual fu*k‽

  • @rasmusn.e.m1064
    @rasmusn.e.m1064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If you have twins you have two Alan Davies!
    Ok, listen, I know it's bad, but it's something...

  • @burnsloads
    @burnsloads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    They must simply learn to speak English.

  • @LaGuerre19
    @LaGuerre19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Blue = sad hue
    Whale = ancient mariner's tale
    So a Blue Whale is a Sad Ancient Mariner? Makes sense. Get on it, Alan!

  • @ukdnbmarsh
    @ukdnbmarsh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    stephen is great, mrs penfold not so much

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    your alan davies has gone a bit bill bailey? eew. get THAT looked at.

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    There's a fair bit of faux rhyming slang being made up lately. Middle class or otherwise.

    • @WeddingVegetables
      @WeddingVegetables 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isn't all rhyming slang made up, though?

    • @puirYorick
      @puirYorick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@WeddingVegetables Yes, made up at some point but I specified "faux" to indicate stuff that true Cockneys never used traditionally.
      People are just making up fresh stuff by following the structure of the idea. I mean I'm not saying it's got to be a closed off lexicon but it needs to be Cockney if it's Cockney Rhyming Slang.
      For instance, I could make up some stuff and say it with a fake Jamaican or Aussie accent and try and convince people it's Jamaican or Aussie Slang as the case might be, but it's still just rubbish I made up that nobody agrees with.
      In essence, that's what Alan and the panel did here was call BS on the dodgy "Middle Class" i.e. NOT Cockney slang.

    • @WeddingVegetables
      @WeddingVegetables 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@puirYorick I see what you mean (I think. It's 4.15 am here and I REALLY need to get some sleep.) and I agree. Cheers!

  • @Monochromicornicopia
    @Monochromicornicopia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ironic that British people's version of English is nearly indecipherable nowadays.

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reality check: what Stephen was saying in that clip is not *real* British slang.

    • @ThatOneToucan
      @ThatOneToucan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Alright fat yank

  • @RoelofColyn
    @RoelofColyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too short!!!

  • @ChainReactionsProductions
    @ChainReactionsProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Instead of “woman who does” Stephen could’ve said Aldrin for buzz lol

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be word association or substitution, not rhyming slang.

  • @GullyFoyleTerra
    @GullyFoyleTerra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's having a Barclay's (Bank)

    • @Fcutdlady
      @Fcutdlady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Something better done in private 😀

    • @justvin7214
      @justvin7214 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fcutdlady Unless it's over a girl's Bristols.

    • @Fcutdlady
      @Fcutdlady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justvin7214 you could also have a sherman instead of a barclays!

    • @justvin7214
      @justvin7214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Fcutdlady Haha barclays didn't ring any bells and I was trying to think what was said in my day and that was it, having a sherman.

    • @Fcutdlady
      @Fcutdlady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justvin7214 glad to be of service. I'm irish living in Dublin so. I don't know every bit of rhyming slang but I've always loved slang langugaes like rhyming slang and polari so I try avd learn about them.

  • @alexroxhissox
    @alexroxhissox ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rory McGrath really is a massive fox hunt, isn't he?

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What in God's name are they saying?!
    😂

  • @tjr3652
    @tjr3652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Sounds like the made up language you’d make as a child

  • @billytoffingham9608
    @billytoffingham9608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is it written in law that the person in charge of this programme has to be a homosexualist

  • @viviciuszn
    @viviciuszn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Well this is extremely confusing, to me they are all having strokes and talking nonsense

    • @ratholin
      @ratholin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If stroking and talking nonsense isn't your thing you should not attend the annual James Joyce circle jerk, aka Finnegan's wank.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ratholin OUCH!! that Hurt!!! I can't Laugh That Hard!! Ouch! LOL!!

  • @beowulf22
    @beowulf22 ปีที่แล้ว

    is this a joke i'm too northern to understand

  • @ziggydamaestro
    @ziggydamaestro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thrush - quite appropriate for Alan, since he’s an irritating front bottom.

  • @trusarmor4957
    @trusarmor4957 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Uhhhmmwhuut

  • @lilpeach101
    @lilpeach101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eh... What?

  • @makeamericaagain7174
    @makeamericaagain7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cockney is so childish.