this video was pulled from the depths of my memory when i saw apple juice that was, indeed, half price. almost made me cry, remembering how much my father loved this video
This video came out before my wife and I were married, but had started dating. 10 years, two kids, two dogs, two houses, and many times later, and we still say half of these lines to each other on a regular basis
It's been a decade, and every time I pull up to a drive through and they ask me what I want, I'm still tempted to tell them "Four hundred and fifty fuckin' hard boiled eggs"
In my job, I used to get calls from these small businesses that I had to prospect and sell, so I’d have to get them to explain what they do exactly, which often made no sense. So in my notes, I’d type, “installs styrofoam nuns” in those cases.
A decade later and this is still infinitely quotable. "I gotta piss so... real bad", "Apple juice, for half price", and "Go the fuck away... go away" are now an integral part of my vocabulary.
This is one of the greatest things that the internet has ever spit out in my direction. The best part is that you've actually watched TNG enough to get their voices right. I can't believe it's only been 10 years, honestly it seems like I've been laughing at this for twice as long. Thanks for the joy!
Sir Patrick is just that fucking awesome💗 He's one of those serious, respected, Shakespearean actors who nobody realizes is also a comedic genius... Watch him as a gay interior decorator in Jeffrey, or his VO work on American Dad--he's got better timing than most professonal comedians.
I love that the last line in the video is easily the most fantastic and isn't even derived from the video - Data's offscreen, so they just put in whatever they wanted there. And what they wanted to put in was, "Fuck a fruit basket." God bless these guys.
I've watched this video at least 15 times, and I just now figured out that what Data says after Geordi says "Haiku" again is actually a haiku. Mind = blown. DJO = legendary.
It's the middle of the stupid COVID-19 pandemic, and I need to laugh so freaking bad. This never fails to bring me to hysterical tears. Thank you SO much for making this.
The Rush, the shotgun cocking sound with the shirt and the apple juice for half price makes me laugh just as hard no matter how many times I watch it. Pure genius.
ok well after research that line picard says at 0:24 - 0:28 is from the song hero by Mariah Carey feat. Luciano Pavarotti and the line he says is "E vuoi dimenticare" which translated from italian to "and you want to forget"
The way he says "You're crazy" matches up so well with his body movement, I end up looping that part at least 3 times per viewing it makes me laugh that much.
I've watched the majority of these TNG videos but keep returning to this one. It does have a certain charm. My favorite parts keep changing. I really like how angry the feringi is when he says "you have a whole bunch of fish in your bathrOOM" although Jesus is a Raisin revolutionized my spirituality altogether.
Two things: One, don't watch these while eating. I almost suffocated. Two, I work at a grocery store and every time I walk by the apple juice I bust out laughing hysterically and I can't properly explain why to my coworkers.
Somebody in my Facebook feed had asked her Facebook friends "Can someone send me a link to something that'll make me laugh" and I of course came to this video immediately to grab a link. Hopefully, she'll love me forever :-) I decided to come back over and watch this video again and BOY does it still hold up!! Indeed, still one of the very best videos on all of TH-cam (and I mean that)!
Still as hilarious today as it was when new ♥️ I used to have the ‘put on zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese’ line painted on the wall of my party den. Ah good times…
I have not seen this in maybe about a year and going back to it I realize this is my favorite DJO video! I'm amazed at how many of the DEEPLY classic DJO lines this one video contains!
Lines that still live rent free in my head to this day: -Warp me to Halifax -Happy? happy in Paraguay! -You and me in Japan, watch me dance -I like haiku!
" have a sheep... doing roofing... over at my house.... doing roofing.... drop in sometime.... we'll put on Zeppelin and eat Cheddar Cheese." Definitely my favorite line of the whole thing I give this video a 5/5.
There is so much here that still kills me. "...Cheddar cheese", the random Worfism @0:35, the shotgun racking each time Picard fixes his shirt (& Tom Sawyer), the whiny Ferengi (Heeeeey....), the belch...
"So tell me, are there five lights or four?" "Go fuck a fruitbasket man, nobody cares about your goddamn lights, geez!" (Picard sticking it to the man)
Love these Trek dubs. Whenever I get interrupted by my phone ringing at work, before I answer I always say “Go the f*ck away” like Geordi does on this one 😂
These videos are my favourite memory of spending time with my dad lol. We had gotten high for the first time together (weed) and could not stop laughing until tears were streaming from our eyes.
This video is over eight years old, and my wife and I STILL turn to each other and say the lines. We can never say “FIVE!” In a normal voice. Thanks for the memories DJO.
Sometimes when I visit people in their home I'll ask "Mind if I... Fuck around in your attic?" on the off-chance they get the reference. Nobody yet. Someday.
It's called "DJO Theme" - imaginative name, I know. The full version is only 1 minute long so we never posted the audio anywhere. We made it to go with the intro animation. You can hear a better version at the start of "Eat That Thing". Apple Juice.
Goddamn. At least 50% of the views on this video are from me. Also, for those interested: Star Trek: The Next Generation "Force of Nature" Season 7, Episode 9
Hi all. My name is Darrell and I have an addiction to fisting ashtrays. I dialed the number at the end of the apple juice commercials and the next thing I knew I had been faxed to Darth Vader and then to the IRS building.
this never gets old. watched it dozens of times. and HEY! this viewing; a cat outside my window, meowed the moment data's cat appeared onscreen. The gods are calling.
Discovered you guys back in '06. You still make me laugh. :D I'm not sure if BLR directly copied you, but either way I think you guys are funnier and better overall.
Verified; I started basing my password schemes on phrases from this video around 2010. "Warp Me 2 Halfx450" "Abdomen And Dried Fish Nom" "Zep&Ched@153" This sort of thing. The possibilities are endless.
I've been a casual trek fan for years but only started watching TNG constantly a few years ago. I just watched this actual episode, and I didn't realize it until this scene. I've watched this vid so many times I knew the camera angles immediately. Haha
this video was pulled from the depths of my memory when i saw apple juice that was, indeed, half price.
almost made me cry, remembering how much my father loved this video
This video came out before my wife and I were married, but had started dating. 10 years, two kids, two dogs, two houses, and many times later, and we still say half of these lines to each other on a regular basis
I do this with my best friend. jesus is a raisin. you haaaaaaave a whole bunch of fish in your bathroom WITH you!!
My wife loves apple juice - every time she asks for a glass i reply "Apple juice for half price". She has never seen this video
@@neogramps I say that at the store when I see apple juice and my family thinks I'm a psychopath lol.
Same
is it safe to say you’re happy in paraguay?
It's been a decade, and every time I pull up to a drive through and they ask me what I want, I'm still tempted to tell them "Four hundred and fifty fuckin' hard boiled eggs"
I'LL pay you to do that and livestream it or somethin
I'll still randomly blurt out in public "Who painted my ass white?"
a pound of relish and an anchovy would kick ass
@@phildobson5544 It's time to poo
@@sniperslim Warp me to Halifax
In my job, I used to get calls from these small businesses that I had to prospect and sell, so I’d have to get them to explain what they do exactly, which often made no sense. So in my notes, I’d type, “installs styrofoam nuns” in those cases.
shit go the fuck away
Can't fucking listen to Tom Sawyer anymore without hearing "Apple juice... for half price!" in my head.
Alex Lifeson wouldn't want it any other way I'm sure!
A decade later and this is still infinitely quotable.
"I gotta piss so... real bad", "Apple juice, for half price", and "Go the fuck away... go away" are now an integral part of my vocabulary.
"I need to piss soon*... real bad"
The 'fax it to each other' and 'cheddar cheese' lines still kill me to this day
"Captain, the French are about to kick my ass" still gets me after all this time.
This is one of the greatest things that the internet has ever spit out in my direction. The best part is that you've actually watched TNG enough to get their voices right. I can't believe it's only been 10 years, honestly it seems like I've been laughing at this for twice as long. Thanks for the joy!
I've watched this so many times that when my boss asked me if I was happy I answered 'happy in Paraguay' without even thinking.
This is still the best thing on the internet! :P
Can't argue with that :D Love misheard lyrics stuff too :D
My IQ dropped 10pts watching this
I wholeheartedly agree. As does the Fruit Basket.
is that mom
Totally agree, Jerry. Even though your comment is 2 years old. :p
I love that patrick stewart quoted this one!
Really? Cool! Link?
Ruprect44 twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/239999775171293184
Bailey260012 Hahaha. That's awesome!
Oh my. I clicked that just as the line came up.
Sir Patrick is just that fucking awesome💗
He's one of those serious, respected, Shakespearean actors who nobody realizes is also a comedic genius...
Watch him as a gay interior decorator in Jeffrey, or his VO work on American Dad--he's got better timing than most professonal comedians.
I love that the last line in the video is easily the most fantastic and isn't even derived from the video - Data's offscreen, so they just put in whatever they wanted there. And what they wanted to put in was,
"Fuck a fruit basket."
God bless these guys.
I've watched this video at least 15 times, and I just now figured out that what Data says after Geordi says "Haiku" again is actually a haiku. Mind = blown. DJO = legendary.
It's the middle of the stupid COVID-19 pandemic, and I need to laugh so freaking bad. This never fails to bring me to hysterical tears. Thank you SO much for making this.
"it's the middle of the stupid COVID-19 pandemic"
posted 2 years ago
I wither
The Rush, the shotgun cocking sound with the shirt and the apple juice for half price makes me laugh just as hard no matter how many times I watch it. Pure genius.
The video is shown to be 11 years old
Your comment is 13 years old
Go home youtube you're drunk
"We'll put on Zeppelin an eat cheddar cheese." is the line that got me hooked. Mad props.
Frankly, sounds like a fun date night to me...
Did you water your airport, Jim?
APPLE JUICE, FOR HALF PRICE
I WANT A DJO SNES DRUNK CROSS OVER
I DONT KNOW HOW IT WORKS I JUST KNOW THAT I WANT IT
i can never hear the song tom sawyer or look at apple juice without saying APPLE JUICE FOR HALF PRICE! damn you!
It's a very real problem. You're not the only one who has it.
🎵apple juice🎵
“Fuck a fruitbasket” 😂😂
lol
years later - this is still hilarious - love me some DJO
ok well after research that line picard says at 0:24 - 0:28 is from the song hero by Mariah Carey feat. Luciano Pavarotti and the line he says is
"E vuoi dimenticare" which translated from italian to "and you want to forget"
My hero!
Bad lip reading ain't got shit on this.
Bad Lip Reading is some of the same people tho
BLR is from Los Angeles and DJO is Canadian. They don't sound the same, either. Makes me wonder...
The way he says "You're crazy" matches up so well with his body movement, I end up looping that part at least 3 times per viewing it makes me laugh that much.
I've watched the majority of these TNG videos but keep returning to this one. It does have a certain charm. My favorite parts keep changing. I really like how angry the feringi is when he says "you have a whole bunch of fish in your bathrOOM" although Jesus is a Raisin revolutionized my spirituality altogether.
Twelve years later, and I'm still coming back to this.
years later this is still the shit
APPLE JUICE!
At half price!
All these years later and I’m still watching this.
Top quote for me has to me “You and me in Japan. Watch me Dance”
Two things: One, don't watch these while eating. I almost suffocated. Two, I work at a grocery store and every time I walk by the apple juice I bust out laughing hysterically and I can't properly explain why to my coworkers.
Somebody in my Facebook feed had asked her Facebook friends "Can someone send me a link to something that'll make me laugh" and I of course came to this video immediately to grab a link.
Hopefully, she'll love me forever :-)
I decided to come back over and watch this video again and BOY does it still hold up!! Indeed, still one of the very best videos on all of TH-cam (and I mean that)!
After all these years of referencing this video...I learn that it's "half price" and not 'HOT PRICE' my world is shattered
Still as hilarious today as it was when new ♥️ I used to have the ‘put on zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese’ line painted on the wall of my party den. Ah good times…
I have not seen this in maybe about a year and going back to it I realize this is my favorite DJO video! I'm amazed at how many of the DEEPLY classic DJO lines this one video contains!
This is widely considered their best work. This is the one that got noticed on Attack of the Show (which in turn led to their AotS video).
I'm absolutely not surprised. Although for me, there are a lot of other favorites that come pretty close.
Lines that still live rent free in my head to this day:
-Warp me to Halifax
-Happy? happy in Paraguay!
-You and me in Japan, watch me dance
-I like haiku!
I saw the actual episode on tv to day and quoted along to it, I was dying! Still my favorite video on the internet!
"Why don't we have some fries? Buh, buh, check me out, I'm obviously made of fish...abdomen and some dried fish..."
I need to go piss really soon very bad
" have a sheep... doing roofing... over at my house.... doing roofing.... drop in sometime.... we'll put on Zeppelin and eat Cheddar Cheese." Definitely my favorite line of the whole thing I give this video a 5/5.
Ok, so its been like 10 years since I first saw this. I just watched it again and yes, its still hilarious
I love DJO's Star Trek Next Generation videos. They crack me up. I remember seeing this one when it first came out. Its still funny 10 years later.
I still come back periodically to rewatch. This is one of my old school favorites 🍎
"Captain, the French are about to kick my ass."
We uploaded this on December 2, 2009 at 6:44 AM
I have a business
Installing Styrofoam nuns
Fuck a fruit basket
It's actually a haiku! Genius.
Holy shitbags, I never realized that till I read your comment just now LOL!
Damn, these DJO dudes are some magical fucking bastards
This is always the one that makes me laugh so hard I cry. Every fucking time. Also whoever does your Worf is my hero.
There is so much here that still kills me. "...Cheddar cheese", the random Worfism @0:35, the shotgun racking each time Picard fixes his shirt (& Tom Sawyer), the whiny Ferengi (Heeeeey....), the belch...
This may be my favorite.. it's the one I always seem to come back to when I need a DJO fix.
It doesn't matter how many times I watch these, I still laugh my ass off every time.
“Warp me to Halifax !”
In 2020!!
😎
Remember when "Top Comments" meant top fucking comments? Fuck this Orwellian secret math, there are FOUR LIGHTS!!!!
Three.
it's apple juice! 1:02 please fax me some... 2:38
It's not Orwellian. It's Cardassian. Now give me that fucking egg.
"So tell me, are there five lights or four?"
"Go fuck a fruitbasket man, nobody cares about your goddamn lights, geez!"
(Picard sticking it to the man)
Love these Trek dubs. Whenever I get interrupted by my phone ringing at work, before I answer I always say “Go the f*ck away” like Geordi does on this one 😂
Even in 2020 the worst year in the history of ever this still warms my cold dark heart.
watch me eat 450 fuckin hard boiled eggs
+Sarah Law A pound of relish and an anchovy would kick ass.
+That Guy...Brian There are too many penguins eating lunch-shiit...
+That Guy...Brian
Ebwoi-yeemen-tikareh~ (my best rendition I can manage...)
Gabrielle Townsend Whuzzhappenin'?
That Guy...Brian
END GAMES
"I have a business installing styrofome nuns" this is the most epic thing anyone has ever said lmfao
I wish there was a full version of the "Apple juice for half price" song lol
someone could probably take the apple juice lines and make a song starting with that XD i cant fucking breathe XDDD
These videos are my favourite memory of spending time with my dad lol. We had gotten high for the first time together (weed) and could not stop laughing until tears were streaming from our eyes.
My wife and I still can't say "Apple juice" without one of us yelling "FOR HALF PRICE!"
Also we can't listen to Tom Sawyer without yelling it.
Behold, pay respects to clearly one of the best vidyas on the Tube.
PS. Someone must create ringtone of "apple juice, for half price"
This video is over eight years old, and my wife and I STILL turn to each other and say the lines. We can never say “FIVE!” In a normal voice. Thanks for the memories DJO.
"Ever scratch yourself til you have a hole in your bag?"
Gets me every time. hahahahahahaha
This never EVER gets old.
Jesus is a raisin.
Oh god, I've been watching this every day for like a week now and I still get teary eyes from laughing ... It's just brilliant.
"Captain, the French are about to kick my ass."
"Fuck a fruit basket" is my new favorite way to express frustration
i love that people still love this.
i saw it back in '09 and its still just as funny
Thanks to DJO for the hole in my bag.
Still faxing apple juice 10 years later
Sometimes when I visit people in their home I'll ask "Mind if I... Fuck around in your attic?" on the off-chance they get the reference. Nobody yet. Someday.
you can disable the subtitles P to the S
hello
Woah. This is a rare find
Ohhhhh, random incorrect dubbing is TIGHT!
The thing that still does it for me is the cracking sound effect every time Picard tugs on his tunic, and ESPECIALLY in the Tom Sawyer intro.
Still on my mind years later
Everytime someone burps:
"I can smell that, my van's in pieces"
It's called "DJO Theme" - imaginative name, I know. The full version is only 1 minute long so we never posted the audio anywhere. We made it to go with the intro animation. You can hear a better version at the start of "Eat That Thing". Apple Juice.
ever do any more of these with startrek? this is so funny!
APPAJOOCE
FO HAF PRICE
“You and me in Japan...watch me dance”
“KILL GEORDI!”
“Mind if I...fuck around in your attic?”
“Jesus is a raisin”
This video still makes apple juice and faxes it to me.
I love the "gun noises" that occur when Picard adjusts his clothes. Brilliant.
I have a sheep doing roofing at my house too!
DJO has made me obsessed with drinking apple juice IRL
Goddamn. At least 50% of the views on this video are from me. Also, for those interested:
Star Trek: The Next Generation "Force of Nature" Season 7, Episode 9
Can’t believe it’s been 11 years since I stumbled upon this! Been loving your videos ever since, f*** a fruit basket!
"Apple juice. For half price!"
"I smell... !uck-a-hologram."
The French are about to kick some ass, indeed.
Still cracks me up
2019 anyone??
yep, still the best one
You crazy woman?
You shut up!!
Fuck a fruit basket
2020 represent.
Years and years later I still love this video
Nearly eight years old and still awesome.And i nearly choked to death on my yogurt watching this
DJO > BLR
BLR before BLR
Hi all. My name is Darrell and I have an addiction to fisting ashtrays. I dialed the number at the end of the apple juice commercials and the next thing I knew I had been faxed to Darth Vader and then to the IRS building.
genuinely funny comment here.
2020 and this still remains me of doin 4 hits of Lucy.
this never gets old. watched it dozens of times. and HEY! this viewing; a cat outside my window, meowed the moment data's cat appeared onscreen. The gods are calling.
Did you water your airport, Jim?
Discovered you guys back in '06. You still make me laugh. :D
I'm not sure if BLR directly copied you, but either way I think you guys are funnier and better overall.
this is so fucking quotable
Verified; I started basing my password schemes on phrases from this video around 2010.
"Warp Me 2 Halfx450"
"Abdomen And Dried Fish Nom"
"Zep&Ched@153"
This sort of thing. The possibilities are endless.
One of the best videos on the Internet.
Enjoy your stay.
WARP ME TO HALIFAX
YOU CRAZY, WOMAN!?
five years still watch this every day and i love it. not every day but. a lot. i still laugh. always
I watch this video 10 times a day while sitting at my day job..
I've been a casual trek fan for years but only started watching TNG constantly a few years ago. I just watched this actual episode, and I didn't realize it until this scene.
I've watched this vid so many times I knew the camera angles immediately. Haha
gezz this is art, never get tire of watching them, aplle j. for ever
I never get tired of these....