I mean, I tripped over a bunch of sailors near the dock, got into a fistfight with them, killed one of them accidentally (I panicked and pressed R2), got into several shootouts with the police when I tried to escape Saint Denis, and several more shootouts with the police at the Bayou and Rhodes.
I think it would be funny if Dutch tried to rob the train and then he sees Arthur driving it and is like “Arthur what the hell are you doing?” and Arthur calls back in the most childish excited voice ever “Look Dutch I got a train!”
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T SHOOT EVERYTHING THAT BREATHS AND MOVES, GOD DAMN Y'ALL ARE VIOLENT, keep doing you tho, I can't tell you how to play games :)
1:03 You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done
There’s a video of the guy trolling a kid in yu game by knifing him in black ops 2, it’s an old video but if u search something like that it should come up:)
Lemoyne: $95 Me: "Not bad" West Elizabeth: $365 Me (again): Little high but alright New Hanover: $1500 Me with concern: What in the ever loving Shrek fuck did you do!?
I'm 5 min into Saint Denis, I walk into the tailors shop and some guy steals from me and gets away with 200 dollars because the police 'misunderstood'.
Song at beginning is awesome. Jungle makes some cool music. Btw I think I watched this video like 10x to understand the full beauty of this masterpiece.
Getting wanted for sneezing has aged like fine wine
Very true... I was ahead of my time
Holy crap, you made my comment before I did! Are you a time traveller?
Velocity change your pfp
HappyFT I know I just need to think what to change it to
Velocity wdym?
Some say that train continued all the way to Tahiti
LMAOO they didn’t stop until they saw mangos
jokes on Dutch - THERE WAS ALWAYS A GOD-DAMN TRAIN TO TAHITI!
No he just needs. A little more TIMEEEEEE
And more MONEHHH
And some GOD DAMN FAITH
How to get a ridiculous bounty in RDR2
step 1: go to Saint Denis
step 2: mind your own business
step 3: now you're wanted
Too true
I got a 1500 bounty once in Saint Denis
The Sticknodes Show! For what?
@@Evan24_7 killing cops
The Sticknodes Show! OOf yeah that’ll do it
Arthur: Draws something interesting he saw in his journal
Saint Denis: WANTED (465$)
wasting lead that could be used for police firearms
Man, if that's what Arthur gets busted for in Saint Denis, I don't WANT to know what you did in New Hanover to get a $1,500 bounty.
Trust me you don’t wanna know...
@@danya23 he did the bandit challenges,the how to rob a train mission and i dont remember xd
I mean, I tripped over a bunch of sailors near the dock, got into a fistfight with them, killed one of them accidentally (I panicked and pressed R2), got into several shootouts with the police when I tried to escape Saint Denis, and several more shootouts with the police at the Bayou and Rhodes.
Well I just kept bothering people
Arthur got wanted once for being a complete SaVaGe
0:39 aged really well with this corona virus
Danya predicted coronavirus 😳
danya lol
Especially how there’s a Chinatown street with Chinese people in the game
1:47 too
Sneezing isn't a symptom
$95 bounty: “Quite a sum”
*laughs in $800 after camping the saloon*
Laughs in 1.5k for bumping into somebody
0:40 Much more relatable today. It aged like fine wine.
The sad truth 😞
1:58
hat.
E
@@metemete9859 E-hat
@@thewifipassword3942 Okay calm down... I can say it, here we go: 3,2,1 EA MICRO TRANSACTION wait i didnt say it? 👁👄👁
@@thewifipassword3942 thats not supposed how you play our games
@@thewifipassword3942 its play to win Noob 👁👄👁
2:35 It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything
Rip horse
I think it would be funny if Dutch tried to rob the train and then he sees Arthur driving it and is like “Arthur what the hell are you doing?” and Arthur calls back in the most childish excited voice ever “Look Dutch I got a train!”
1:19 you're not alone
*you're
Pedro Thiago Simões lol
theres an in-game tutorial, if u didnt know
Kings are higher than 4s lmao
@@averyhungrycrocodile3635 where?
0:40 So... Saint Denis also aware of corona before it's even exist?
Ryan Setiadi They’re definitely strict on the social distancing.
I mean, clearly Arthur had it because of what happened later in the game.....
They're about 121 years too early
Dutch help me agent milton has a gun to my head
@@imc0nfused248 don't worry Hosea, I'm thinking a plan
I DODNT KNOW YOU COULD DRIVE THR TRAIN LMAO
Me neither, I only found out when I was making this vid lmao
Watching a Red Dead video from Dayna: alright where is it. 1:58 : H A T
John help me agent milton has a gun to my head
hat
h a t
HAT
Thanks for this beauty, i love THAT SOUND BLBLLVLVLVLV HAT
I had roughly the same level of excitement the first time I found out you could drive trains.
0:18 Pissed me off so much and I'm not even the one playing 😂
Remember me when you'll get big
"I knew today would be a good one"
*Literally fucking dies*
*Loses poker*
*Quick saves...*
Me: **walking and minding my own business**
Lawman: **walks the same way i’m walking**
*Wanted: Investigating*
Everyone's reaction when someone sneeze in 2020: 0:39
Somebody: plays fair and wins
Arthur: *no*
I feel like I get wanted on Saint Denis for the stupidest things
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T SHOOT EVERYTHING THAT BREATHS AND MOVES, GOD DAMN Y'ALL ARE VIOLENT, keep doing you tho, I can't tell you how to play games :)
0:41 is now an actual crime
Did you just... sneeze? You monster, you... you... you criminal. How could you?
0:40 ahead of the curve
1:03 You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done
1:27 I literally do this all the time
1:56 this part always kills me
Arthur breathes:
Policeman: Put yo hands up!!!
That's illegal
RDR2 was also my first poker experience and I still don’t know how to play
Arthur: *exists*
Saint denis: "wAit ThatS IlleGal!"
4 saint denis police officers disliked this video
The FIFA 15 song in the intro has made this a banger
Haha ikr:) fifa has some great tracks
The song at the start of the video is Busy earning by Jungle
Great band:)
Indeed it is but my favorite song is heat
This is exactly how Saint Denis is
I’ve watched 35 seconds of this channel and I’m already subscribed
Thank you❤️
1:59 the arm hahahahaHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
The boahs hit the town
0:40 watching this bit over now makes sense.
Yo what's the music that plays at the start when it shows saint denis
Busy Earning by jungle:)
danya thanks my guy
@@danya23 you got that from tales from the borderlands I'm guessing
Industrialization in this city is heavy, but so are Arthur’s smoking, drinking, gambling, and murdering problems
A real "city"
1:48
That explains why there's some goddamn bounty hunters after me all the goddamn TIME! lol
“I knew today was going to be a good one” was his last words
This whole video is underrated lol
Thank you❤️
This is transcendent. subbed
Appreciate it❤️
I still love that Danya predicted 2020
i like how you only had a pair of 4's when you went all in hahahah
I know nothing about poker😂😂
Funny seeing you here...
@@ash038 what a coincidence
Tahiti can really change a person.
Saint Denis..
The future of GTA 5's demolition *practice*
0:04
Where is that "oh my god" from?
Also nice editing skills
There’s a video of the guy trolling a kid in yu game by knifing him in black ops 2, it’s an old video but if u search something like that it should come up:)
@@danya23 Thanks
@@danya23 M3RKMUS1C I think.
What's the song at 0:25 ?
@@imasaltyperson1947
Bobby Shmurda - Hot N*gga
Just why is it that *90%* of your public altercations end in gunfire?
1:59 now that is a trick shot, in the business we call that a reversal
That was the best intro I have ever seen
Haha thank you man:)
He had no walking, sneezing and breathing license
1:19 this is me everytime I play Poker lmao
While us swines live in 2020 danya lives in a 3rd dimension where earth isn't destroyed in the coming months
This video completely sums up saint denis in a nutshell
Arthur's wallet after paying all bounties: plz don't do more
I respect this channel way to much
Thank you:)
' entering saint denis and they know that are a' big troublemaker
The people of saint denis:OOHHH NOOOOO
Danya is the best underrated TH-camr to have ever existed on this platform change my mind
❤️thank you
I have played this game for a year and still don’t know how to play poker but every time I go all in I win
Hell yeah:) don’t try that irk tho lol
getting wanted for sneezing is basically 2020 rn
It really do be like that. You get wanted for walking but when you kill a person who just stole your money everyone looks away.
0:41 is an actual serious crime in 2020
Ok but the fact that the game has been made to have the police run away is such great detail
SAINT-DENIS
We’re in beach try to get walk
HAH WALKING LMAO HUH?
*WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE*
Lawman:FIGHT WITH THE LAW?THE LAW PUTS YOU DOWN
Goddd that was bestt video ı have ever seen about rdr. Your all videos are amazing man
Haha thank you:) glad you enjoy the content
Them: The worst she can do is say no
Her: (screenshots)
0:50
"IDK HOW TO PLAY POKER WHAT DOES THIS MEAN"
LMAO IF THIS AIN'T ME
Been binging these for a fat minute.... i wanna say i don't like it but goddammit i love it
Haha thank you:) glad you enjoy man
@@danya23 thank you for making these tbh. keep it up!
Lemoyne: $95
Me: "Not bad"
West Elizabeth: $365
Me (again): Little high but alright
New Hanover: $1500
Me with concern: What in the ever loving Shrek fuck did you do!?
Me: Does literally nothing
Saint Denis Law: “And I was offended by that”
The intro music is so nostalgic for fifa players
That’s where I found it:)
What is the name of the music at 0:17? I recognise it somehow. Wasn't it used in FIFA once? Tell me pls :D
Yes it was in fifa:) busy earning by jungle
@@danya23 thanks :)
I recognise the song from tales from the borderlands, really liked that game
I remember this song from Forza Horizon 2
0:43 That shiii was funny Lmao 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I know I sorta said this on another video, but those bounty prices are *nuts*. Like, how tf do you go anywhere????
It’s very complicated haha:)
Arthur: sneezes
Police will remember that
I can see your going for the honorable ending
I'm 5 min into Saint Denis, I walk into the tailors shop and some guy steals from me and gets away with 200 dollars because the police 'misunderstood'.
1:58 Arthur trickshotting since 1899
The hat part was funny ngl
Thank God I wasn't the only one going into Red Dead not knowing how to play poker.
This vid Funny af. Great job with the sound effects and just the work of art that you did. 🤣🤣
Thank you:) glad you enjoy!!
Busy Earnin one of my favorite songs lol
I remember walking in the crowded place towards the Trapper and being wanted for 'Disturbing the peace'
DOES THIS TRAIN GO TO THAITI???,
YUS
Who crers adopt thaiti i need your help milton has a gun to my head
Song at beginning is awesome. Jungle makes some cool music. Btw I think I watched this video like 10x to understand the full beauty of this masterpiece.
Local Man Ruins Everything: The Prequel
Song at the start: plays busy earning by jungle
Me: ah I remember these good old FIFA 15 days
The song in the beginning is to busy earning by jungle
Great band:)
1:58 when it said HATT I cracked up 🤣🤣🤣
Dude when I first saw this I was like:
What a dump!
*Me casually riding in Saint Denis*
WANTED
Disturbing the peace
3256$
Walking into Saint Denis in RDO used to be like walking around in gta
Now it’s like walking around on mars *since no one else is there*
0:04 busy earning ~ jungle Tales from the borderlands vibes 😔
I heard it on fifa:)