Filoni has to prove himself, the Mandalorian could be a fluke for all I know - until he comes up with a good second season he's just a tosser in a cowboy hat
Palpatine won in the end then his granddaughter and him completely destroyed the Jedi, two governments of the galaxy, killing millions, took on the skywalker name, lording and annihilating everyone who could stop them
@@MrMitchywoo her being a Palpatine is no excuse for being OP. Sidious had to train for decades to obtain the power that he has, while Rey can just do it. That is completely moronic and why Rey is a terrible character.
Tommy Shelby isn’t that kind of fucked up he’s telling that to palpatines granddaughter the man who manipulated and abused him for years and destroyed the jedi like wtf and then takes his name
What about how palpatine came back? Just randomly starts sending voicemails to the galaxy??🤣🤣🤣 and we are told about it on the yellow text and boom he's back! Wtf!!🤣🤣
That was such bullshit, totally out of character for him, he's not gonna send a group text to everyone just saying "hey everyone, I'm back. Lates." C'mon now, that's some bullshit.
They officially ended the Skywalkers. Since they no longer care about Anakin "Vader" and Luke Skywalker than people like Star Wars Theory and others that make these fan films shouldn't have any legal issues with these fan films. Let Anakin Skywalker, either as Anakin or Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker kinda be like free agents in a way. Since they are no longer important to the Disney Star Wars people then technically their contract with the Disney version of Star Wars expired and therefore making these fictional characters now free agents for Star Wars Theory and others.
Plus theres no contract with star wars and disney😂😂😂😂 they bought the rights to star wars😂😂😂😂 ea has a contract with disney to release star wars games😂😂😂
This whole Disney trilogy was a mistake! For me the Skywalker Saga ends at Return of the Jedi! Disney Star Wars only good film is Rogue One! Lucasfilms needs to clean house! Fire Kennedy and put Filoni or Jon Farvaru in charge!
Miguel Lopez That part kind of makes me sad. They filmed actual footage with him, and then cut it. The Anakin voice over just makes me think about what could have been.
Finn (The Force Awaken): "Nice to meet you Rey. Rey !!!" Finn (The Last Jedi) : "Where's Rey? Anybody seen Rey?...Rey!!" Finn (Rise of Skywalker): "Come on Rey!! Rey!! REYYYY!!"
I mean, I could buy Chewie breaking down with Leia's death because he is the last one of the original crew. He is all alone now. It could have hit him at that moment.
to be fair, i was annoyed about the leia death until the end when ben’s body disappeared and then it showed hers disappearing as well. what i think happened is that leia reached out to him and transferred the last of her life force into him, which helped him turn back to the light
I just feel wronged. Granted, I knew it would be a shitshow after Episode VII, but DAAAYYUMM!! THAT is how you ended it??? Your review was better than the movie!!
So technically anakin isnt the chosen one then?? Cuz in the end it was eventually rey who defeated palps and basically destroyed the sith order 😐😐😐 kinda ruins the whole point and meaning of the original trilogy and the prequels 😪
Remember The Force Awakens was supposed to feature a scene with Luke floating in the air with a bunch of rocks but why have the most powerful Jedi ever with 30+ years of force training do it when we can have Rey do it with hardly any training at all? Because Rey is the bestest evar 🙄I'm so done with Disney
You know walking out of the theater I was ok with TFA. As the days went by. I went from ok. To hating what I saw. Did not go see TLJ, and will not see this one. But the Mandalorian is great!
So Emperor Palpatine, how do you think Disney handled a franchise that was loved, respected, and revered by multiple generations? Emperor Palpatine: Blew it
IMO, it is a shame to see that the disfunctioning nature betwwen JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson's creative choices is what killed this sequels trilogy, I feel JJ was focused on fixing the damage THE LAST JEDI caused, that he was rushed in the time he had to make his own film. If there was a clear vision on what was to be set up, i feel this would have been great, just Rian Johnson didn't care
9:21 I thought I heard Hayden Christensen tell Rey to get up by the will of the force or something weird I loved that part. I thought I heard him a couple times
I still consider the expanded universe as canon. I won't let a multi million company that has nothing to do with George Lucas dictate what's canon and what's not.
Politics and certain fans: “This is what a movie and a Star Wars movie is supposed to be!” Me: “The ability to speak does not make you intelligent, now get out of here.”
Ever since Ben saw Rey in The Force Awakens, he started to have a thing for her. And when he gave her the "Sith Kith" he was like, "I have fulfilled my purpose, I shall now be one with the force".
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Yup I'ma just watch this on my Fire Stick
So technically a palpatine brought balance to the force???
Just as I thought it would be... A bunch of Bullshit... Don't wanna see it.... Not interested! Will stay home and watch The Witcher on Netflix.
You were right about the movie, Tyrone. Tell TH-cam. You were riiiiight.
Where is Maz Kanata in all this?
Now I understand why the script was on ebay for only $65
That’s $65 too much
😂😂
PERFECT comment! Lol!
It's $50 on Amazon
Peter Wilson 😂
Me watching Rise of Skywalker: "That's not how the force works..."
Rey: "hippity hoppity the skywalker name is now my property"
Hippity Hoppitus....Lamlei samlei patikala donut :p
@@soullesssenpai1900 you will do the do doing, right?!
@@wronggg haahahahaha Hotdoggy Right :v
Level 100 Boss 🤣
Much like Disney does.
Sidious: “I am all the Sith”
Rey:” And I am Iron Whoooman”
Snappp.
Anakin(voice): “I hattteeee youuuuu!”
Funniest comment I've seen in awhile
I haven't laughed that hard in a minute b X'D
Sidious: “I am all the Sith”
Rey:” And I am Iron Whoooman”
Korath (GOTG) : "Whoo?!"
LMAO!!
Rebels!!!! Assemble
I’m getting the impression that you didn’t like this movie 😂
Lol
You might be on to something 😂
Nope he didn't like it one bit
Vader: Jedi Hunter. Rated R. The only star wars I'd be willing to watch now.
Sounds awesome
Mandolorian is cool
Would be dope to see Vader in his prime
@Josh The Stormtrooper how's the empire these days?
Make the soundtrack similar to Doom 2016 or Slayer! Would be epic to hear modern metal while Vader was butchering Jedi using his lightsaber!!!
Is it just me or did Episodes 7-9 take a huge dump on Darth Vader/Anakin
TLR 100% did. Only way Disney and Star Wars can redeem itself is by making a Vader movie.
Filoni has to prove himself, the Mandalorian could be a fluke for all I know - until he comes up with a good second season he's just a tosser in a cowboy hat
@@BD12 clone wars speaks for itself, Dave is worthy
well you'd know, since you are the Senate
I liked the force awakens, rogue one and mandalorian.
Knights of Ren didn’t defeat Kylo, he literally killed all of them
Oof.
Yep lol
So. What's your point?
Guess I forgot and my memory was clouded because of all the anger, oh well
Smith AV ya I thought they could actually put up a fight but ig not
Why do I feel like watching this guy reenact the movie is WAY BETTER than the movie itself?
Because that's true!!! LOL
Because it is lol
Because at least he’s funny
LOL
cuz it is
Finn was an audience favorite and they wrecked his character. What a waste, almost unforgivable.
chromeinox they did him dirty
i blame rian johnson for this, i thought that he was far worse in the episode VIII
There’s no almost. Finn was nearly every black stereotype rolled into one.
@@BryonLape They became what they blamed. Ironic
You know females always go for the douchebags
Palpatine won in the end then his granddaughter and him completely destroyed the Jedi, two governments of the galaxy, killing millions, took on the skywalker name, lording and annihilating everyone who could stop them
😂😂😂😂😂😂Lmao
Guess he didn't undertand wanna explain 😂
-Rey losing against a tiny training droid-
5 min later
-Rey pulls down a cargo ship and uses force lightning-
Bro, even your camera is angry lol
It's ridiculous
Lol
😂😂😂
"Release your hatred" Said Darth Magnus
For real 😂
We all owe George Lucas a beer or something.
We all owe him an apology.
@@Rollbrand370 exactly
Screwed up part is they already had the last Skywalker, it was Kylo. They didn't need to bestow it into the Mary sue
@boi more skywalker than anyone his mum was a skywalker so makes him kinda one but more solo
Just Cards By Sara still a more believable skywalker than Rey
@@JustCardsBySara but he has a Skywalker bloodline.
True
When Rey kissed Kylo I was just 0_o, they did my mans Finn so dirty
So if palpatine is Rey's grandfather and palpatine created anakin. Is that kiss encest
@faraj moussa in the canon books palpatine used his power to manipulate the force to impregnate shmee
@@SteveOh30000 Well no cuz there is still no blood relation between them.
@@SteveOh30000 that doesn't prove anything. Its vaders vision of his worst fears.
To be honest, I find Tyrone's review to be more entertaining than the actual movie ...
New Jack watching paint dry is more entertaining than the actual movie
Haha!
*Mickey Mouse stands in the middle of the Jedi Council room
Master Windu: You are in this fanbase but we do not grant you the rank of canon.
“Take a seat, young Mouse!”
Yoda couldn't stop Dooku's ship from getting away but Rey...
ACW Presents that’s because rEy hAs aLl tHe jEdI iN hEr
@@MrMitchywoo her being a Palpatine is no excuse for being OP. Sidious had to train for decades to obtain the power that he has, while Rey can just do it. That is completely moronic and why Rey is a terrible character.
@ACW Presents Well you are wrong on that one but okay...
Lol
@@MrMitchywoo not even palpatine can stop ships he's not a fcking god man lol beingnpalpatine doesn't = god power smh
I actually laughed out loud when Hux said “I am the spy!”
Your imitation of Chewie is priceless lol!
i had to rewind it to see if i really just saw that
Dude, you doing Chewie was great.
Facts
7:50 Time stamp for those who might not find this reference.
Kornell Brown gratitude 😂😂😂
Yes, Give in to your anger, it brings you focus, makes you stronger.
Aniken said one sentence best part of the whole movie
Facts4Fun what was the line?
Anakin’s line was: ‘The force surrounds you, Rey’
And that was it...
(Just came back home from seeing the movie)
@@Bryan__X__ There is a second line like : "Bring balance to the force just like me"
@@Wonyoungpower if palpatine is alive did Anakin really bring balance to the force
Tommy Shelby isn’t that kind of fucked up he’s telling that to palpatines granddaughter the man who manipulated and abused him for years and destroyed the jedi like wtf and then takes his name
Disney: you turn them against me
George: you have done that yourself
Rey used Mace Windus move to finish off the Emperor
With a hint of Starkiller copycat.
Please don't tell me Rey has his shatterpoint ability too.
@@PaintedHoundie nah she's not on Windus level like that
This movie basically was retconning everything the last Jedi did.
I don't need to see the movie now. Tyrone is doing a fantastic job of acting-out the whole movie.😂
especially his chewie cry lmaooo
Tyrone is a clown, watch the film.
Still watch it
Ole Tyrone was a terminal victim of Post Traumatic The Last Jedi Derangement Syndrome which has permanently clouded his ability to process Ep9 lol
It shoulda been anakin talking to kylo on the death star not han
But that would actually be interesting.
Yes.
Game changer anakin walkin towards ben and confront him to do whats right and defeat him together with luke
Nah, Harrison was better
No thanks
And then we have The Mandalorian......just shows what can be achieved by people how actually understand and are REAL Star Wars fans.
Rabid Fanboy that’s cuz Dave Filoni actually cares about the fanbase
@@danielvisintainer3352 and Jon Favreau along with the majority of the other Mando directors. Superb Star Wars
Baby yoda will unite the clans
this didn’t age well
Remember when Fin really needed to tell Rey something? Where did that go lol
Todd Howard they dropped that along with the plot(s).
so Ray steels the skywalker name?
I'm A SkYwAlKEr EvEn ThOuGh I'm NoT
steals*
Sounds like the plot of Batwoman.
It’s 2020 anybody can identify as whatever they want...
@Darrel Dragonheart exactly
Anakin's voice is heard talking to Rey when she's laying on the ground I thought
He was with all the other Jedi I thought it was awesome
Yeh I noticed too. They could have made it so much better by putting their figures behind Rey backing her up against Palpatine.
Asoka was one of the voices
What about how palpatine came back? Just randomly starts sending voicemails to the galaxy??🤣🤣🤣 and we are told about it on the yellow text and boom he's back! Wtf!!🤣🤣
That was such bullshit, totally out of character for him, he's not gonna send a group text to everyone just saying "hey everyone, I'm back. Lates." C'mon now, that's some bullshit.
The Mandalorian>New Trilogy
If baby yoda showed it probably would made somewhat better
They officially ended the Skywalkers. Since they no longer care about Anakin "Vader" and Luke Skywalker than people like Star Wars Theory and others that make these fan films shouldn't have any legal issues with these fan films. Let Anakin Skywalker, either as Anakin or Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker kinda be like free agents in a way. Since they are no longer important to the Disney Star Wars people then technically their contract with the Disney version of Star Wars expired and therefore making these fictional characters now free agents for Star Wars Theory and others.
Hey man send this over to his channel so he can see it.
Plus theres no contract with star wars and disney😂😂😂😂 they bought the rights to star wars😂😂😂😂 ea has a contract with disney to release star wars games😂😂😂
punk 2008 Anakin and Luke are men. Therefore in Disney canon they have no chance against Wonder Woman Rey
This whole Disney trilogy was a mistake! For me the Skywalker Saga ends at Return of the Jedi! Disney Star Wars only good film is Rogue One! Lucasfilms needs to clean house! Fire Kennedy and put Filoni or Jon Farvaru in charge!
I thought tfa was good. Mandalorian and rogue one too
Still pissed Hayden Christensen wasn't in there.
Same...
He was supposed to be in the movie but was cut out.. he was unhappy with that.. and it makes me sad
@@paultusing they really pissed off millions on the Christmas holiday.
He was meant to be but the sand made him reconsider...
Lucky Dragon Voice is NOT ENOUGH!
Tyrone went full Jim Carrey nervous breakdown mode in this review....I love it. 😆
So they added the black woman so Rey and Finn don't be a thing...
That's why they added Rose in TLJ.
Well technically the Black Woman went traveling with Lando
@Jason Lewis Finn and Rey will be a thing in the EU
Nobody had a problem with Finn. Kylo was gross and the horse girl gonna be fckd by sugar daddy Lando.
@Jason Lewis rose and Finn were interracial.
“I’m Rey”
“Rey who”
“Rey Star Wars”
Rey Kennedy!!!
That is so f*cking funny 😂😆😆😆😆😆
Rey Larson
If you go to this film, go for Kylo. He is the only thing worth watching.
How much does he have his mask on?
This is true
Ron Brown probably 20-10 minutes TOPS
Miguel Lopez That part kind of makes me sad. They filmed actual footage with him, and then cut it. The Anakin voice over just makes me think about what could have been.
I liked the Han and Kylo scene personally.
This continues to prove my theory that Disney did not have anything to do with Rogue One.
Baby Yoda: “Look at me, I am Star Wars now”
Baby Yoda force chocking Rey at the end and getting a thumbs up from the Force Ghosts Skywalker family would have been perfect!
Rey inherits everything. This is exactly what all-women shortlists brings - unearned female privilege.
christuffer
Star Wars didn’t need a woman lead Jedi
Stfu
@@WyattPriceTV you both mean it didn't need episodes 7, 8 & 9 😂
Idk why everyone's getting so mad, this trilogy isn't canon :)
Damn right
If this is true than thank the lord it isn’t lol 😂.
Chris Ryan It sadly is and we cannot do anything to stop the mouse
Agreed! You have spoken.
EU forever!!!!
Chewie was that sad because unbeknownst to everyone else him and Leia had a thing going on and Ben Solo is actually Ben Bacca.
U mean Ben Bakka lol
That explains the SWOLLNESS
This is funniest thing I read
Welp, makes the Kimmel skit make more sense now.
Hahahahaha!
Strike this movie down Darth Magnus and your journey to the dark side is complete.
Han literally says he is Ben's memory of him. He wasn't a ghost or spirit. He was in Ben's head.
It was a long movie don’t hold it that much against him
I can feel your anger it gives you focus makes you stronger.
Makes you angrier.
Anakins voice was in it. He said “bring back the balance like I did”
Yup he did
I thought that was Liam Neeson's character forgot his name
Raymond Madrid qui gon gin
7:50 it was supposed an emotional moment But Everyone in my theater were tearing up in laugh in that scene
Finn (The Force Awaken): "Nice to meet you Rey. Rey !!!"
Finn (The Last Jedi) : "Where's Rey? Anybody seen Rey?...Rey!!"
Finn (Rise of Skywalker): "Come on Rey!! Rey!! REYYYY!!"
Lmfao. That emotional Chewy bit got me wanting to see the movie now.
Number Runner
It shouldn’t.
This may be worse than attack of the clones...seriously.
Dont
plo617 facts
“ I... I don’t... who... who’s ashaka tano... who’s ahaaugh... who’s aaash aaghuss... Ahsoka Tano who’s that?”
-Tyrone Magnus, 2019
44:31
i love Tyrone but he really needs to watch Clone Wars
I like how he had to think about the "good stuff"
Someone: Have you seen the Clone Wars?
Tyrone: yes
*Scratches nose
Everyone: What about Ahsoka Tano?
Tyrone: Who the hell is Ahsoka Tano?
Me: 🤦
he could have seen star wars the clones wars 2003 which was 2D
I've seen the original Clone Wars series that came out in 2003 and it's very well made! He could've been referring to that one.
This man is done he’s so done
he was talking about the 2003 clone wars, buddy
I mean, I could buy Chewie breaking down with Leia's death because he is the last one of the original crew. He is all alone now. It could have hit him at that moment.
Razanon Lando is still alive
Peter Munoz-Bennett I think he was closest with Han, leia, and Luke so it hit him hardest losing the last of the original crew
From what u saying they made this a disney princess movie just a more serious one
They made Kylo a disney princess
So a Palpatine is the chosen one not a Skywalker ironic really
Ironic..........He could save others from death......but not himself.
@@ronbrown8611 tales of darth disneyous the wretched...
And he brought balance to The Force by eliminating the Jedi Order.
TheCrews620 she’s not the chosen one
Nah. Sith will come back for episode xii, when snoke returns from the death
to be fair, i was annoyed about the leia death until the end when ben’s body disappeared and then it showed hers disappearing as well. what i think happened is that leia reached out to him and transferred the last of her life force into him, which helped him turn back to the light
gwp4eva Yes some people seem to struggle with pretty basic concepts!
Chris Abbott that’s a complete guess because the movie barely explored it...
@@crispycharcoal9640 Right?? As of now it's headcanon at best lol
starkiller is a better character than ray
Cal Kestis is a better character than Rey
Tyler Wilson everything is better than rey
captain corn kirk 😂😂
Both are too overpowered.
StarKiller, Darth Maul, and Revan are the GOAT
2:20 in and he's like "Okay that's all of the good stuff" and I'm just like theres another hour left.😂😂
That Chewie impression was on point
I just feel wronged. Granted, I knew it would be a shitshow after Episode VII, but DAAAYYUMM!! THAT is how you ended it??? Your review was better than the movie!!
I can’t believe they actually copied Endgame with the line “And...I...Am...All of the Jedi”
That couldn’t have been a coincidence right?
Nope, both from the mouse
They just did the Endgame bit...
except it wasn't earned.
Well its Disney...
David Iron Man scene was improvised
All of the Jedi inside Rey... she's a party girl!
Tyrone doesn’t know who Ahsoka is 😭
I think Haydens voice was alongside the rest of the other jedi talking to Rey, but even that wasnt enough tbh
"I am all the sith!"
"And I... Am... Iron Man. *snaps fingers*"
I am... Inevitable
@@RobertChambers1522 I am ......... Unavailable
So technically anakin isnt the chosen one then?? Cuz in the end it was eventually rey who defeated palps and basically destroyed the sith order 😐😐😐 kinda ruins the whole point and meaning of the original trilogy and the prequels 😪
George Lucas: The new Disney films aren’t canon
But technically skywalker’s grand son is who helped destroy the sith forever
@@ArynWellspring Who said that Anakin's sacrifice wouldn't last forever? All this does is make 6 films worthless and meaningless to watch.
@@ArynWellspring cash cow cycles
how do we know palpatine is really gone?
Remember The Force Awakens was supposed to feature a scene with Luke floating in the air with a bunch of rocks but why have the most powerful Jedi ever with 30+ years of force training do it when we can have Rey do it with hardly any training at all? Because Rey is the bestest evar 🙄I'm so done with Disney
Saw it all coming with The Force Awakens, haven't watched since.
Me too but I gave them a chance with the last jedi.
Me too
Sad but true
You know walking out of the theater I was ok with TFA. As the days went by. I went from ok. To hating what I saw. Did not go see TLJ, and will not see this one. But the Mandalorian is great!
disney war haha
I think the thing with chewie is because he keeps losing his friends
7:30 Leia and Chewie!!!...Who is the real Father of Ben?
-Doug Doug- That would explain his hair
In hindsight I think Finn was going to tell Rey he could feel the force, but that bothered me too.
When the review is way more entertaining than the movie
The movie was entertaining as fuk
It ended almost identically to endgame
So Emperor Palpatine, how do you think Disney handled a franchise that was loved, respected, and revered by multiple generations?
Emperor Palpatine: Blew it
This movie had some real Avengers Endgame moments in it, felt kinda copy and paste at some moments
Best movie rant I've seen in a while. Funny asf.
Wait till you see the one on Jody's Corner 😂🤣
@@belgianheskey Ayeee you know him ?
Release The Lucas Edition coming...... 😱😄😃☺😐😓😞😖😣😩😥😫😭😭😭😭😭
If you actually believe that your high. Check your facts again bud
8:00 Not only “best friend,” but the man who rescued Chewy from slavery.
The Knights of REN: Really Exaggerated Nobodies.
This version is way better than the movies
When EA is better at Star Wars than Disney
And THAT'S saying something, LOL! Fan Fic' is BETTER than this abortion!
Let's not go there. At least, you don't have to buy multiple tickets to see the full movie.
IMO, it is a shame to see that the disfunctioning nature betwwen JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson's creative choices is what killed this sequels trilogy, I feel JJ was focused on fixing the damage THE LAST JEDI caused, that he was rushed in the time he had to make his own film. If there was a clear vision on what was to be set up, i feel this would have been great, just Rian Johnson didn't care
REDNAX _OW it comes from a general lack of direction from the beginning
In the end I found the lack of George Lucas.......disturbing.....
This review is better than the movie lmaoooo
Definetly! I can watch it multiple Times and it never gets boring :D
This movie had no heart- side note this review is more entertaining than the movie 😂
9:21 I thought I heard Hayden Christensen tell Rey to get up by the will of the force or something weird I loved that part. I thought I heard him a couple times
Hello there
General Kenobi! You are a bold one!
Salve a tutti
Obi-Wan Kenobi master
Was saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
Obi Wan your upcoming series is our last hope.
The ending a cross between Romeo and Juliet and Endgame lmao
I thought the same exact thing.
I’ve never laughed so much at a review in my life your are so funny my man 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Word 😂
I love how he some times just stops talking and angrily smiles at the camera
Emperor Palpatine: "as you can see I'm still alive"
And the ending of Return of the Jedi is ruined
Zach Sutton if they put in Darth Plagueis the wise when Palpatine explains how he was alive, it might’ve made more sense
I still consider the expanded universe as canon. I won't let a multi million company that has nothing to do with George Lucas dictate what's canon and what's not.
Legends all the way!!
@@exodustimes4266
Yes sir!
Your description of this is far better than all the new Disney Star Wars. LoL
Politics and certain fans: “This is what a movie and a Star Wars movie is supposed to be!”
Me: “The ability to speak does not make you intelligent, now get out of here.”
J. J Abrahams said he made a mistake not having chewie be emotional about Hans death. So he was just trying to make up for that mistake in this one.
And I understand that so no matter when I see it I’ll be proud to finish it and no one is going to Stop me
Ok, that's good to know!
Would've been better to just not have him be emotional, because now it stands out more.
Ppl laughed at this scene in ththeater lol
To be fair, Luke and Han were already gone. Leia was basically the only family he had left.
Ever since Ben saw Rey in The Force Awakens, he started to have a thing for her. And when he gave her the "Sith Kith" he was like, "I have fulfilled my purpose, I shall now be one with the force".
That chewy impersonation you did was pretty on point. Lol