Carrie: Date-A-Max - Funny 80s Dating Video Tapes

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  • @glitchysthetictm2300
    @glitchysthetictm2300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "I'm most afraid of not having enough iron in my blood"- that anemic struggle I know too well.

  • @megabojan1993
    @megabojan1993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    The dress she's wearing is from the 1850's :)

    • @jrmetmoi
      @jrmetmoi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MegaBojan1993 Little house on the prairie...Doctor Quinn

    • @rjturner5622
      @rjturner5622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bahaa that's actually the 80s....I remember cuz I was born 1980.lol

    • @Rockamolie
      @Rockamolie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Prairie style dresses were really popular in the 70s and 80s.

    • @Gildedbutterfly1976
      @Gildedbutterfly1976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all wore those even as kids lol.

  • @personperson9588
    @personperson9588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    1:25
    girl: "my animals want me to get married"
    dog: *immediately turns and looks off screen*

  • @Aster_Risk
    @Aster_Risk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "The most romantic thing I've ever done, was I got a poster framed of a hot air balloon, and I gave it to my brother."

  • @wangson
    @wangson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    She wants a dude who'll financially take care of her...AND HER SISTER?!?! Man! I'm sure this lady immediately went off the market. Dudes must've been banging down her door for a chance to make sure she and her sister were paid well!

    • @Andrei2000PC
      @Andrei2000PC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I heard that

    • @mikewalsh511
      @mikewalsh511 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That hit hard for me as I actually dated a girl that said she was leaving me for a man that COULD actually financially support her and her sister! Lol

    • @pioneertech-w5o
      @pioneertech-w5o 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You'd be surprised. Her preferred age range was 41-56 years old. Tons of thirsty rich single guys in that age range that would gladly take that deal.

  • @CornPopWazABadDude
    @CornPopWazABadDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I'm gonna go out on a long limb here and say she's still single.

    • @mustangcircut
      @mustangcircut 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Either that or she’s a freak in the bedroom.

    •  3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Come on man, she just wants a provider for her sister, and iron in her blood, and doesn't want speech impediments and, and, the animals and music boxes and..............no, you're probably right, she's still single.

  • @roberded6667
    @roberded6667 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    That's Crista Flanagan from MadTV. Nice to see you!

    • @jellyriot3959
      @jellyriot3959 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes it is. Instantly recognized her. Good catch

    • @amydee0074
      @amydee0074 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roberde d I miss her AND that show!!

    • @junchen9954
      @junchen9954 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jellyriot3959 me too

    • @princeorii7815
      @princeorii7815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok. I thought I was trippin

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I recognised her voice right away. You've probably seen "Lowered Expectations" from MadTV as well. That show was hilarious.

  • @danielj1642
    @danielj1642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This is a joke. I'm almost 100% sure that this chick was on Mad TV.

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They had a funny thing on MadTV called "Lowered Expectations". This seems to be similar to it.

  • @Igaveyoumyfakename
    @Igaveyoumyfakename 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Is it you?
    It it me?
    Is it us?
    Is it we?
    It's Date-A-Max!
    Date-A-Max!!

  • @diplamatikjuan3595
    @diplamatikjuan3595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Boo! Hiss! This is a comedy show from 2012

    • @bigbuggie5
      @bigbuggie5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought she looked familiar.

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'm STILL not sure if this is real or not...

    • @Martha_thl
      @Martha_thl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is an actor from MAD TV.

    • @pattontank773
      @pattontank773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pretty sure this is Crista Flanagan from MadTV.

    • @romerjusu3804
      @romerjusu3804 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She's seriously serious

  • @ARedMagicMarker
    @ARedMagicMarker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Not even three seconds in, and she's just all about rocking that Little House on the Prairie drip.

  • @mackdeen7021
    @mackdeen7021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Being a very serious man who likes dancing all night and is looking to Mary a woman and her sister, I’m going to get into my time machine and give her a call. Seriously!

  • @sega64official
    @sega64official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That song is a straight up banger.

  • @terieber
    @terieber 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Her MUSIC BOXES want her to get married!

    • @LifeofMarie267
      @LifeofMarie267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Her dress wants her to get married.

    • @benderrodriguez147
      @benderrodriguez147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's not the only box that wants her get married

  • @extraterrestrialfascisti7625
    @extraterrestrialfascisti7625 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I don’t want a man with heart disease “😂

  • @spybomber6499
    @spybomber6499 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    hmm... when the music box starts-a talking that's when I go a-walking

  • @alitlweird
    @alitlweird ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This looks like a comedy sketch.

  • @jedsall00
    @jedsall00 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her MUSIC BOXES want her to get married! Come on, people!

  • @horrorhabit8421
    @horrorhabit8421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This video has convinced me that everyone in the world should be dating everyone in the world.

  • @alitlweird
    @alitlweird ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don’t let her be the one that got away, Lads.

  • @jpaul6313
    @jpaul6313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If Lizzie Borden lived in the 1980s.....

  • @Nick-yo6pg
    @Nick-yo6pg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    the best part is that none of these sad sacks knew the internet was coming. They had no idea the entire world would see the definition of "cringe", when making a video for what would be the beta version of Craig's List personal ads.

    • @Z0Il
      @Z0Il 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Carrie” is a former MadTV cast member, this is obviously a parody.

  • @timcritchfield
    @timcritchfield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Everything about her seems scary. Her name, her vintage dress, her puffy wild hair and the red background

  • @cuppycake189
    @cuppycake189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is terrifying.

    • @Ashbash-kf5xd
      @Ashbash-kf5xd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just saw this and my first thought is Someone’s under this woman’s crawl space right now.

  • @soundgods9875
    @soundgods9875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this is crazy...
    so perfect

  • @Redrabbit_studios
    @Redrabbit_studios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Can't be any harder than any other woman I dated sign me up.

  • @flwhitehorn
    @flwhitehorn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    " 🙂...so it's time. 😐"

  • @mattayres5147
    @mattayres5147 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a catch 😂

  • @TheUsername217
    @TheUsername217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    She looks like one of those ghosts from the middle ages

  • @zudemaster
    @zudemaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did i hear this right? 00:31 "Be a provider for me and MY SISTER" She has got to be kidding.......

  • @MKomortasS
    @MKomortasS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    She's a catch!

  • @leebarrr1
    @leebarrr1 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gold…..digging springs to mind

  • @redmisery
    @redmisery ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Carrie and Ron F would've been a perfect match.
    -red.

  • @Andrei2000PC
    @Andrei2000PC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To provide me and my sister? Two girls for the price of one? Haha

  • @jon420
    @jon420 ปีที่แล้ว

    "The craziest place I made whoopee was in my daughter's bedroom" 👀

  • @brittanydelacruz7281
    @brittanydelacruz7281 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dog looks like it's calling for help

  • @kimmiefer2592
    @kimmiefer2592 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That DRESS! :-D

    • @megabojan1993
      @megabojan1993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The dress is 150 years old :)

    • @NataliePierson1
      @NataliePierson1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not! It's a "Gunne Sax" dress from 1980! I had that exact dress in the 7th grade in San Francisco!

  • @DrDolan
    @DrDolan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol she’s my neighbor 😂

  • @charlesmaximus9161
    @charlesmaximus9161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This broad is Ally Sheedy’s character in “The Breakfast Club” if it were real life. I feel like a date with her would end up like that scene in “Night of the Demons”, with that Bauhaus song playing in the background. Good grief.

    • @miguelrodriguez4498
      @miguelrodriguez4498 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That scene is what got me into the goth subculture & Bauhaus kicks ass. I feel like it would end more getting tied up to a bed and having your legs broken if you try to leave.

  • @courtneyb1061
    @courtneyb1061 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No cancer, no heart disease, no developing any illness in your life!!!!! Oh, and lots of money to take care of me, my sister, and brover-lover. I can't wait to meet you!

  • @gorkgray3331
    @gorkgray3331 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    these are fake!!!

  • @RunawayArtistX
    @RunawayArtistX 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i'm in fear of my life.... did she say her "music boxes want me to get married" ???????

  • @babyjesuslovesme1219
    @babyjesuslovesme1219 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How come she says she’s a receptionist but at her profile says she is a seamstress lol

  • @nervousordo
    @nervousordo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now days a 36 yo woman would be at least twice divorced and have at least 3 kids.

  • @NetSunJin
    @NetSunJin ปีที่แล้ว

    What a catch!

  • @CogitoErgoSum2024
    @CogitoErgoSum2024 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5’4” 108. 🤣🤣🤣 righhhht.

  • @mellow-jello
    @mellow-jello 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2 for 1 deal, and the sister does not want to be married, lol.

  • @NOMADdaf
    @NOMADdaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    She lost me at "provide for me AND MY SISTER."

  • @tabbycat6458
    @tabbycat6458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Carrie has lot's of cats now

  • @RustyRed17
    @RustyRed17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Alright, you heard the lady!
    You want to treat a woman to a romantic date?
    Get her a framed picture of a hot air balloon for her brother!

  • @personperson9588
    @personperson9588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    get this chick some Fe, stat

  • @UncleTravelingMac81
    @UncleTravelingMac81 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is a female version of Michael Scott! 😂😂

  • @grusommetom2570
    @grusommetom2570 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    MadTV. Good one.

  • @joshDammmit
    @joshDammmit ปีที่แล้ว

    Seriously, no cancer.

  • @patrickfranklin9661
    @patrickfranklin9661 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Right off the D -List

  • @dooterscoots2901
    @dooterscoots2901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the ones of the girls always seem more awkward the guys just seem more like "eh yea nothing else worked need me some arby's roast beef sandwich if ya know what I mean"

  • @KyIieMinogue
    @KyIieMinogue ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh so these are satire, that’s Christa Flannaghan

  • @kaleidoscopesthirdeyevizions
    @kaleidoscopesthirdeyevizions ปีที่แล้ว

    She's a actress she use to be on mad tv

  • @MrFreeman516
    @MrFreeman516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "serious"

  • @redryan20000
    @redryan20000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is an actress from Mad TV.

  • @phototristan
    @phototristan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These can’t be real.

  • @nataliecooper9872
    @nataliecooper9872 ปีที่แล้ว

    The most romantic thing shes ever done was for her brother. Guys-shes a ghost from the 1850’s, she’s not of this era🤣

  • @GlasgowGallus
    @GlasgowGallus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gotta be a spoof man...

  • @yurlaghter
    @yurlaghter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    is this a tim and eric skit? maybe the 80s was just one big tim and eric skit.....

  • @sheriefrazier3479
    @sheriefrazier3479 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This woman looks crazy as hell....but she wants someone who is rich and will take care of her and her sister.. whaaaa? Also her music boxes want her to get married????

  • @justinhiggins1787
    @justinhiggins1787 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is this real?

    • @corndawg15
      @corndawg15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No she’s not comedian from Mad TV she also was on Mad men

  • @darev6780
    @darev6780 ปีที่แล้ว

    Single forever

  • @liza9560
    @liza9560 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wait what-your sister?

  • @asshoIe94
    @asshoIe94 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    it's her AND her sister, eh....

  • @godmagnus
    @godmagnus ปีที่แล้ว

    Why are people replying like this is real?

  • @Loganjlr
    @Loganjlr ปีที่แล้ว

    I would love to see where she ended up

  • @misterm7086
    @misterm7086 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Are these real? Please tell me they are

  • @davidcarlin3850
    @davidcarlin3850 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the woman from Mad TV. This is a parody

  • @fallenslave6684
    @fallenslave6684 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am a male. And I want to have a lot of monney. But I want to go to a poor homeless woman. And take her as my wife! :)

  • @get2rog
    @get2rog 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wonder which applicant her sister will pick for marriage.

  • @r.m.m.1333
    @r.m.m.1333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is she the chick from MadTV?

  • @shadowbaby4312
    @shadowbaby4312 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This isn't real. This HAS to be satire LOL

  • @vampricyoda
    @vampricyoda 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Her most attractive feature is her feet? And we don't get to see them?!?!?!

  • @HarveyDroke
    @HarveyDroke 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm in love

  • @lmurashchik
    @lmurashchik 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yo, is she still available???
    #LoveAtFirstSight

  • @kerrid5717
    @kerrid5717 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My ideal *mate*

  • @mrgakozak
    @mrgakozak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is not a real video- it's from Mad TV.

  • @cateylove123
    @cateylove123 ปีที่แล้ว

    this isn’t real she’s an actress lol

  • @airnoiphongsavath8509
    @airnoiphongsavath8509 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Are these real?

  • @homer7993
    @homer7993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy shit!

  • @Jesuisderetour88
    @Jesuisderetour88 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This can’t be real

  • @Mowie666
    @Mowie666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are all fake right, no sign of this anywhere on wiki.

  • @the5pointsconglomoratemedi541
    @the5pointsconglomoratemedi541 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This must be satire, wasn’t she on MAD tv? Just googled her, Ah yes Crista Flanagan. Turns out Date-A-Max was a comedy show, never seen it until now. M

  • @romerjusu3804
    @romerjusu3804 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is she serious about seriously meeting a seriously serious man ?

  • @alldemcats
    @alldemcats 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This cannot be real.

  • @pujanithyananda4709
    @pujanithyananda4709 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice :)

  • @marietanner7538
    @marietanner7538 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Shes boiling the rabbit as she speaks....

  • @Rainbient
    @Rainbient 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I get you and your sister?

  • @alexistrebexis3195
    @alexistrebexis3195 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is from Mad TV people! What fool put this title on it to make it seem real? The actress here was in the show Mad Men for crying out loud. Crista Flanagan.

    • @iamtamashii4184
      @iamtamashii4184 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No this isn't from MadTv

    • @alexistrebexis3195
      @alexistrebexis3195 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@iamtamashii4184 Lol, are u just guessing? Cuz ur wrong. It’s from Mad TV. Her name is Crista Flanagan. Look her up, look up mad tv bits with her, realize u just decided to argue for the sake of arguing, and shush.

    • @iamtamashii4184
      @iamtamashii4184 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @alexistrebexis3195 you said nothing about the woman being from MadTV though. You said "THIS" as in skit. Choose your wording next time.

  • @darkerintheshallow
    @darkerintheshallow 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    She's reminds me of Stephanie Wier from mad tv

  • @MomMom4Cubs
    @MomMom4Cubs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The boss I had as a teenager was right: unmarried women go batshit after 35. At the time, I thought it was incredibly misogynistic. Now that I'm 40, I see the women that have never been in an adult romantic relationship, and I see that he was right.

  • @ashleyschooneman2998
    @ashleyschooneman2998 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You,AND your sister,OK

  • @aramis9692
    @aramis9692 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    She dont want a partner she wants a bank account. Is this real nor they are actors like in that reality shows? Unbelievable 😵

  • @fatherfintanstack8810
    @fatherfintanstack8810 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fake as hell, don't sell this as an 80s dating video. From 2012.