I like how the duel actually started before the waitress got to the table. The first guy said that he grew up in a neighborhood like this and then the second guy said he grew up in a neighborhood EXACTLY like this.
Menu: Chicken fried steak - beefsteak coated with seasoned flour and either deep fried or pan-fried. Topped with gravy. Baked beef barbecue short ribs, served with collard greens, and a big piece of cornbread. Hot links - pork, beef, or a mix, a type of sausage often spiced with cayenne pepper, paprika or red pepper flakes. Okra - A seed pod from the esculentus plant, essential in Southern gumbos and stews. Red snapper - A fish native to the caribbean, atlantic ocean, and gulf of Mexico. Pan or deep fried. Chitlins - Basically, cooked pork intestines, boiled or fried. Sometimes stuffed. Ham hocks - Essential to distinctive, rich, meaty flavor, it is the joint that attaches the pigs foot and leg together. Mustard green's - The leaves of a mustard plant. Pigs feet - Pig trotters, or pettitoe are the culinary term for the foot of a pig. Being used in dishes around the world. Grits - A porridge made from boiling cornmeal. 4 pounds. Lard - Fat from the abdomen of a pig Big mosquitoes - While not recommend, it's not unheared of people to eat boiled, or baked mosquitoes. Fish heads - as it sounds, the heads of multiple fish, all containing high levels of vitamins, healthy fatty acids, and minerals. Wrapping in razor wire and eating out of a rusty bucket is not recommend.
If the waitress is a large black lady who responds to your order with “alright baby”, you know you’re in for a good time. And you better save room for the red velvet cake.
The order rundown (Spoilers) Peele 1: Steak - Chicken Fried Gravy Cola Key 1: Beef Short Ribs - Baked Collard Greens Cornbread Peele 2: Steak - Chicken Fried Gravy Cola Collard Greens Cornbread Hot Links Key 2: Okra Red Snapper - Fried Chitlins Peele 3: Ham Hocks - Deep Fried, Blackened, Served on a Bed of* *Mustard Greens Key 3: Pig's Feet Grits, 4 lbs Lard - in Dixie Cup (filled full) Peele 4: Large Mosquitoes, as Found in Swamps - Served in a Bowl Key 4: Fish Heads, Unspecified - Wrapped in Razor Wire, Served in a Bucket (Rusty) Peele 5: Donkey* Teeth! - Taken Straight From the Animal's Mouth, Honey Glazed, Deep Fried with Fat Back, Served in a Tin Coffee Can (Old) *Or, any available animal teeth Key 5: Dandelion Greens Cow Hip Dog Face - Wrapped in an Old Ebony Magazine, Served in a Shoe Box Peele 6: A Platter of Stork Ankles Cellar Door (Old)* *With Gravy Possum Spine Human Foot
This is the first Key and Peele sketch I ever saw and when he said 'bowl of mosquitos' I inhaled the glass of water I was unfortunately drinking at that moment right into my lung. I spent the remainder of the sketch not hearing anything except my own desperate gurgling as I tried not to laugh while I was expelling water from my respiratory system. I literally nearly laughed myself to death.
Which is weird cause braised or roasted hamhock is actually delicious, a delicacy in many of cuisines and perfectly normal dish to order in a traditional food restaurant where I'm from (Poland), we call it "golonka". Arguably hamhock is the best tasting part of a pig after bacon. Especially since Peele tried to one up Key who just order chitlins aka pig's large intestines, which is way more disgusting than hamhock even if you don't like the latter.
They did this skit soooo well lol. The progression of ridiculous orders and the looks on their faces as they were trying to completely outdo each other...gold.
The confidence and delivery he had when he said: “bring me some dandelion greens, a cow hip, and a dog face. Wrap that whole mess in an old ebony magazine and serve it to me in a shoebox.” 💀💀💀💀💀💀😂🤣
I’m quite sure the “human foot” was a not-so-subtle nod to the old African American cultural expression about “putting your foot in it” when cooking... meaning to cook with soul and love.
@@uniqueEnergy83 hello! look up 1491. they have great and pretty accurate skits. they joke at all of us so you know it's good. let me know what you think. 🤣😉
Yeah that was the joke. Soul food is the food you usually eat at home, it's a comfort food to remind you of those times. They were having a pissing contest on which one had the worst food they've had in their life. It all started when Key replied "I grew up in a neighborhood exactly like this" when Peele said "I grew up in a neighborhood like this". In the end, they did have everything on the menu since it was a common thing to eat in the black community (at least in their story that is).
@@revekat2053 - yes, it’s called haggis and it’s delicious! Gotta have it with neeps and tatties. (Mashed turnips and potato) and a wee dram of scotch whiskey :) I’m a southern Scott. 🤣
I like the gagging (as a final punchline). Both went way outside their comfort zone in order to prove... something. Blackness. Neither ended up with a meal that either would or should enjoy.
Why not have them say the line and then gagging. Shows them trying to keep up the fake nature of their childhoods and shows their true colors in the end
“Forget everything I said up to this point. Bring me some dandelion greens, a cow hip, and a dog face. Wrap that mess in an old ebony magazine, and serve it to me in a shoebox.”
Canadian Version: "Gimme 6 pounds of back bacon marinated in Labatt's with full-size bags of ketchup and dill pickle chips and a pound of poutine on top of a 48oz Alberta beef steak with Montreal bagels and BC Salmon lox on a bed of barley all baked into a giant Tourtière and served on a moose antler. And I wanna eat it with a hockey stick." "You want maple syrup on that barley?" "Oh you gotta put maple syrup on it." "What's a bed of barley without maple syrup on it?" "It ain't food, eh?"
Gotta love a comedy skit about a soul food restaurants with 2 brothers that grew up in the suburbs and you KNOW they never set foot in a real soul food restaurant 🤣🤣🤣
I'd ask for my money back, neither one of them got their full order. Keegan is missing: Baked Beef Short Ribs, Collared Greens, Cornbread, Okra, Fried Red Snapper, Chitlins, Pig's Feet, 4 Pounds Of Grits, A Dixie Cup Of Lard, and his Rusty Bucket Of Fish Heads Wrapped In Razor Wire. Jordan is missing: Chicken Fried Steak With Gravy and a Cola, Collared Greens and Cornbread, Hot Links, Hamhocks served on Mustard Greens, A Bowl of Mosquitoes, and His Donkey Tooth. Terrible service, 1 star!
I want some rusty old bullet shells deep fried served on a jagged old street sign, wrapped in a piss-soaked newspaper, with a big plate of goat eyeballs in gravy.
Hook a brotha up with some Country Fried Donkey lungs sautéed in some spicy rooster vomit. I'll take a side of rabbit foreskin stuffed inside a boiled catfish colon.
Forget everything I said up to this point! I want two rusty hubcaps, blackened and deep fried in rendered human fat, slathered with Ebola blood. I also want a side of poison oak greens wilted in medical waste and another side of used syringes stewed in my own shit. And a diet coke. Trying to watch what I eat.
@@GameyRaccoon I was just saying she has that kind of sweet charming nature, not that I don't have one. I haven't my older aunt(my mom's older sister) for a month now after she decided to get copped up in her house.
As a black man, who was so obviously raised by white adopted parent's, it became a necessity for me to "dial up" my black vernacular every now and then.
"Get ur notepad ready this is my final answer. I want a plate of scrambled pit bull nuts, covered in bbq weave grease, a side of possum toes and raccoon eyes wrapped in a tortilla of catfish skin, cooked medium rare and forty ounce of uncle toms sweet molasses"
Peele: "I grew up in a neighborhood like this." Key: "I grew up in a neighborhood exactly like this." They were tryin to one-up each other from the start 😂😂
I see other people are doing the version that corresponds with their background, so I'm gonna do mine. Syrian Edition: "Gimme a tray of lamb stew with lentils and tomatoes, boiled in goat's milk and fermented grape juice, surrounded by pita covered in zahtar and olives, with chickpea spread, chickpea patties and chickpea-flavored pickled radishes cooked in yogurt, all sitting on top of a bed of halwah with pistachios and almonds that have been sitting preserved in a tub of honey for the past 1,000 years, and as a side a want an Amr Diab CD wrapped in grape leaves along with two boxes of sugar for my coffee... my friend." "Wait a minute... you don't want any dates, my friend?" "Well, of course I want four pounds of dates, I just thought that went without saying!" "Okay, calm down, my friend." "It's okay, I just got worked up a bit, my friend. Peace." (And as I wait for my order, the waiter tries to convince me to buy a Persian rug that is clearly fake from his side business.)
I love how this sketch examines our need to "out black" each other in affirming our identity, but also doing so through the medium of soul food, which much of it traditionally comes from scraps and unwanted parts the masters during slavery didn't want. They're unhealthy and disgusting. Chitlings are awful, but Okra and Red snapper? That's luxury
@@kinggood9404 It looks that way from some angles, but let's not forget: Many black women in the US straighten and dye their hair so it looks European, and there's no good reason for it, since caring for Afro-textured hair is not more difficult, merely different. Many black people copy white accents to sound more businesslike and get ahead in the corporate world, because somewhere along the line this doomed country decided that White accents sound "smarter", even though any linguist will tell you that language is fluid by nature and there's no such thing as an accent being "better" or "worse" than another. Some black men marry white women and wear it as a badge of pride. They will even wear it with pride if their white bride is trashy and undesirable, and will prefer her over a black bride with much higher objective mate value. This is only part of the picture, but it does show that everyone copies everyone else in some way. Anyway, this thread is disgusting and toxic, saying that no one cares about X or Y group. I thought we were all humans together. F "Gaikokujohn" and "Space Whale" for disabusing me of the impression that we all care about each other. They're obviously just a couple of racists who should go hold their breath underwater for as long as they can until St. Peter shows up.
+Vermilyea I don't understand okra. I can eat any soul food dish and gladly ask for seconds, even chitlins; but okra... okra is a whole different ballgame.
White version: "Yeah can I get some unseasoned chicken, an underaged girl's hymen, a deep fried DVD copy of "Sleepless in Seattle", and a sautéed Barbara Streisand CD, all wrapped in a yoga mat."
Sure, you could order that and wimp out!!!! I would order some unseasoned egg whites, braised lycra shorts, a framed picture of Kenuea Reeves lightly poached, and a steamed cruise ship brochure!!!
She had no reaction until he said donkey teeth. As if moquitoes from the swamp was a normal dish they ordered over there 😂
That’s what you call makin’ the funny, hilarious!
Thats normal black people food in Africa
@@redcape2184 Because no parts of Africa have any modern development right? Great. Your American media brainwashing is complete. Congratulations.
@@WrvrUgoThrUR Im not American.
Perfectly normal to me, things only start to get weird when people order fried radiowaves.
they went from modern, to old school, to history, to neanderthal, to Australopithecus. lol
You lost most people after history...just saying.
@@arpthirteen6713 okay r/iamverysmart
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Mama Sugaback's has a 5 star rating on Yelp
Their cornbread is killer
Cause they'll get you anything you would ever want
@Mr. Big the donkey teeth is by far the best perfection
@Mr. Big oh but you can't forget them mosquitoes there are something too lol
I like them baby skulls lol
I like how the duel actually started before the waitress got to the table. The first guy said that he grew up in a neighborhood like this and then the second guy said he grew up in a neighborhood EXACTLY like this.
The one upping started immediately.
Nothing gets passed you
They stay one upping each other lol
Wow you’re so smart you figured it out
Makes it’s even funnier thanks for sharing this with us .
"What's a cellar door without gravy?"
"It ain't food." XD
A cellar door?
Zajaxz Use Google
Biscuits and gravy lol
Imma*KLW*Legend is a southern thing. you wouldn't know
no truer words have ever been spoken.
Honestly the funniest part was Key saying "forget everything I said up to this point right now"
Agree
His arm motion kills me.
@@imnotsmartbutimdumb lol yes and his unbroken eye contact with Peele
Hell yes!!!!!! 😂👌😭😭😭
@Ultra Mega oh tbh I didn't get any special joke out of it, just the line and the way he delivers it sounds really funny to me
We started with food, we ended with a cellar door and a human foot.
BubbleOnFire How do they do this without laughing XD
BubbleOnFire I bet this was the pitch for this sketch. This exact sentence.
BubbleOnFire dont be racist
+contradoor12 how exactly is he racist?
human foot is food, though.
Menu:
Chicken fried steak - beefsteak coated with seasoned flour and either deep fried or pan-fried. Topped with gravy.
Baked beef barbecue short ribs, served with collard greens, and a big piece of cornbread.
Hot links - pork, beef, or a mix, a type of sausage often spiced with cayenne pepper, paprika or red pepper flakes.
Okra - A seed pod from the esculentus plant, essential in Southern gumbos and stews.
Red snapper - A fish native to the caribbean, atlantic ocean, and gulf of Mexico. Pan or deep fried.
Chitlins - Basically, cooked pork intestines, boiled or fried. Sometimes stuffed.
Ham hocks - Essential to distinctive, rich, meaty flavor, it is the joint that attaches the pigs foot and leg together.
Mustard green's - The leaves of a mustard plant.
Pigs feet - Pig trotters, or pettitoe are the culinary term for the foot of a pig. Being used in dishes around the world.
Grits - A porridge made from boiling cornmeal. 4 pounds.
Lard - Fat from the abdomen of a pig
Big mosquitoes - While not recommend, it's not unheared of people to eat boiled, or baked mosquitoes.
Fish heads - as it sounds, the heads of multiple fish, all containing high levels of vitamins, healthy fatty acids, and minerals. Wrapping in razor wire and eating out of a rusty bucket is not recommend.
He said hot wings, not hot links
@@5678sothourn turn on the captions, and ur volume up lol
I mean those are the only things they ordered 😳
@@okas425 u right
Cellar door - It's a door.
"What's a cellar door without gravy?"
"It's not food."
I mean.... it isn't
Anything is food if you try hard enough
oh so that's the piece of board they were eating? I had no idea they even said that probably because it's so bizarre.
Is this video the original source of the East/West Bowl player, Donkey Teeth?
@jager64xxx xxxpanzer Gravy made from rat tails and anuses are the best. *Smacks Lips* *Gives Chef's Kiss*
That's the joke...
I want dandelion greens, a cow hip, and a dog face. Wrap that whole mess in an Ebony magazine and serve it to me in a shoe-box. OMFG. I cry-laughed.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😭😭💀💀💀
Don't get no blacker than Ebony Magazine!
How did you even get that😂😂😂😂😂
Jack of all trades 😂😂😂💀
“Sister, can you please hook a brotha up with a rusty bucket full of fish heads” the way he says it gets me every time
If the waitress is a large black lady who responds to your order with “alright baby”, you know you’re in for a good time. And you better save room for the red velvet cake.
From South Louisiana. Whenever I travel and the server doesn't call me "baby", I get worried about the quality of my food.
if my server was a large black woman who called me baby im leaving the biggest tip I possibly could
its just so heartwarming
On GAWD!!!
Red velvet cake is just chocolate cake.
Sweet potato pie
The order rundown
(Spoilers)
Peele 1:
Steak - Chicken Fried
Gravy
Cola
Key 1:
Beef Short Ribs - Baked
Collard Greens
Cornbread
Peele 2:
Steak - Chicken Fried
Gravy
Cola
Collard Greens
Cornbread
Hot Links
Key 2:
Okra
Red Snapper - Fried
Chitlins
Peele 3:
Ham Hocks - Deep Fried, Blackened, Served on a Bed of*
*Mustard Greens
Key 3:
Pig's Feet
Grits, 4 lbs
Lard - in Dixie Cup (filled full)
Peele 4:
Large Mosquitoes, as Found in Swamps - Served in a Bowl
Key 4:
Fish Heads, Unspecified - Wrapped in Razor Wire, Served in a Bucket (Rusty)
Peele 5:
Donkey* Teeth! - Taken Straight From the Animal's Mouth, Honey Glazed, Deep Fried with Fat Back, Served in a Tin Coffee Can (Old)
*Or, any available animal teeth
Key 5:
Dandelion Greens
Cow Hip
Dog Face
- Wrapped in an Old Ebony Magazine, Served in a Shoe Box
Peele 6:
A Platter of Stork Ankles
Cellar Door (Old)*
*With Gravy
Possum Spine
Human Foot
Chitterlings**
love this! so organized
So underrated tho
All edible before the pig feet... That's where I draw the line; dishes 1 to 3 I'd smash
You essentially made the ticket the cook sees in the back.
This is the first Key and Peele sketch I ever saw and when he said 'bowl of mosquitos' I inhaled the glass of water I was unfortunately drinking at that moment right into my lung. I spent the remainder of the sketch not hearing anything except my own desperate gurgling as I tried not to laugh while I was expelling water from my respiratory system. I literally nearly laughed myself to death.
oh shit, man are you alright? 😂😂😂😂
That was my favorite part too 😂😂😂 I had to stop the video cuz I was laughing so hard lol
Welcome. You're about to have the best time of your life
Bruh that is some shit, you pull through?😂😂😂😭😭😂
I know this is an old comment, but I'm glad you're still okay!
"Sista, could you please hook a brotha up with a rusty bucket full 'o fish heads wrapped in razor wire..." lmao
LMFAO
💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like shooting fish in a razor wired bucket
His "yeaaaaah" to the server always gets me. 0:14
😂😂😂😂
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U want gravy on that cellar door? 😂😂
I had to turn on the captions to confirm I heard that right 🤣
@@corpsiecorpsie_the_original exactlyy
Without gravy, that’s not food.
Grady McKinney I thought she said “u want gravy on that salad doe?” before I read this comment😂💀
And she forgot to put it after all.
What good service! Making sure if he wanted gravy on that cellar door 😄
Rafael artiga 😭
Tip her fat! ❤ 💰
Rafael artiga what is in your profile ?
@@skyzenskyluke5880 ascention
Mama Sugarback's 5 Stars on Yelp
I love the determination and confidence with which Jordan declares "DONKEY TEETH."
Agreed! It was the same delivery and tone as when he says the name "Donkey Teeth" on the skit where they're making fun of crazy names in football.
The confidence😂😂😂😂
Yep. That's the joke. Thanks.
I luv his abrupt, " y'all got hamhocks?". 😂😂
Floored me as well!😂
“Pig Feet!” 🗣️
Hey, hamhocks and white beans cooked with vinegar, badass!
Which is weird cause braised or roasted hamhock is actually delicious, a delicacy in many of cuisines and perfectly normal dish to order in a traditional food restaurant where I'm from (Poland), we call it "golonka". Arguably hamhock is the best tasting part of a pig after bacon. Especially since Peele tried to one up Key who just order chitlins aka pig's large intestines, which is way more disgusting than hamhock even if you don't like the latter.
"Platter of stork ankles" is killing me
that shit got me too lmao
I was just about to comment about the stork ankles
That's where I lose it
Christopher Costello "You want gravy on that? "
Christopher Costello donkey teeth man
They did this skit soooo well lol. The progression of ridiculous orders and the looks on their faces as they were trying to completely outdo each other...gold.
Lmao....she came back with a white man's foot.
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@Bill The Bull Gates , well let's hope it wasn't some DEPLORABLE TRAILER TRASH GARBAGE REPUBLICAN foot....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Bill The Bull Gates real human is black though.
🤯🤭🤫
@666LaVey666 that's cold
Watched this again for the first time in years and it still leaves me in tears
the "wrapped in a Ebony magazine" part had me trippin lmfao
Ky an old one at that...lol 🤣🤣
earthangel issue 1964😏
The confidence and delivery he had when he said:
“bring me some dandelion greens, a cow hip, and a dog face. Wrap that whole mess in an old ebony magazine and serve it to me in a shoebox.”
💀💀💀💀💀💀😂🤣
😂😂
I yelled lol
Lies again? Cheap Bribe
I also watched the video
@@punk8197 cool
Not once did I hear either of them ask for fried catfish
He said fried red snapper, close enough
That's racist
@@r.w.h.1535 exactly how?
@@Osiris064 Sarcasm. The whole skit is based on a stereotype, so yea, just a bit of sarcasm.
@@r.w.h.1535 gotcha
They didn’t order any drinks after that the first order, how were they going to wash down those stork ankles and dog face then?
That's what the gravy's for.
It’s sweet tea. You know that. It’s the default.
Mama Sugaback's has a 5 star rating on Yelp
Get that sweet tea
Red Kool Aid using tap water that was pumped through lead pipes.
He said a cow hip wrapped in an Ebony magazine ctfu!
Died! 😂👌
And a dog face
+needmoneynow2 yea..hahaha, that was hilarious
Hahaha oh you watched the same video I just did? Lol nice!
Gavin Morris Of course you watched the same video it's the video!!!
It's like u can see where Jordan started writing the script. It always gets creepy
No wonder he is good at making horror films
@@aiden4163
Get out was a rip of 'The Skeleton Key'
@@Ludo045 naw two completely different movies.
@@Ludo045 Very superficial elements.
I’m quite sure the “human foot” was a not-so-subtle nod to the old African American cultural expression about “putting your foot in it” when cooking... meaning to cook with soul and love.
😂😂😂😂 “Let’s play the game of who’s blacker” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
we have a similar skit by 1491 called 'more indianer than you'. too fuuny
Nicole Foxx I worked at a diner as a dishwasher and everyone would order grits and never actually eat the grits
Beatye Adrian 😂😂I want to see it
@@uniqueEnergy83 hello! look up 1491. they have great and pretty accurate skits. they joke at all of us so you know it's good. let me know what you think. 🤣😉
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Forget it, I want a baby elephant trunk, a skunk tail, a side of fish lips and hyena brains served in an Amazon Prime box.
You want gravy with that?
You forgot the poison ivy greens….. fricken city people!
Yeah I'll have the same, but I'd like mine in an usps international delivery box, please
Served in an old KFC bucket
And the prime box has a broken Alexa inside
The funniest part is that this stuff was actually on the menu.
+deathka3 classy
+deathka3 back to your mother's basement you go.
Lmaoooo
Haahahhaababab for real though she act like yup cool we got that 😂😂
Yeah that was the joke. Soul food is the food you usually eat at home, it's a comfort food to remind you of those times. They were having a pissing contest on which one had the worst food they've had in their life.
It all started when Key replied "I grew up in a neighborhood exactly like this" when Peele said "I grew up in a neighborhood like this".
In the end, they did have everything on the menu since it was a common thing to eat in the black community (at least in their story that is).
I thought of this sketch at work the other day and when someone asked what's so funny I just burst out and said...
*DONKEY TEETH*
straight from the donkeys mouth lol
🤣😂
That could also have referred to the East West College Bowl
r/actuallyhappened
Gums and all.
DONKEY TEETH!!
Who would've thought that I would find you here, love your impressions and videos keep it up.
commenting before you become the voice of Cleveland Brown
wassup azerrz
This got into my recommendation and I’ve been watching your videos over quarantine
Bring back Cleavland Brown Rapping with Stewie Griffin. Plz🔥🔥🔥
Scottish version:
“Okay give me the hearts lungs and liver of a sheep stuffed into its own stomach and boiled until black.”
There is only one round.
Go to the Faroe Islands and play that game, You'll never find the winner😂
Ugh, is that real?😮😧😮
@@revekat2053 - yes, it’s called haggis and it’s delicious! Gotta have it with neeps and tatties. (Mashed turnips and potato) and a wee dram of scotch whiskey :) I’m a southern Scott. 🤣
I always thought this was an updating of the Four Yorkshiremen sketch.
Just a wee taste was enough for me. I rather eat a human foot.
A bowl of mosquitos had me rolling!!
the big ass ones you find in a swamp xD
+TRAVEETV them big motherfucking 1 by the swamp
Don't knock it til you try it.
😂😂😂😂
"Forget everything I said up til this point right now!" 😄
“Stork ankles”
😂
That one made me spill my beer 🤣🤣
That's the one that got me 🤣🤣🤣
@@JPiddle That got me as well.
*Donkey teeth*
That one got me
Instead of gagging, they should've said, "just like momma used to make." 🤣😂
I like the gagging (as a final punchline).
Both went way outside their comfort zone in order to prove... something. Blackness.
Neither ended up with a meal that either would or should enjoy.
Why not have them say the line and then gagging. Shows them trying to keep up the fake nature of their childhoods and shows their true colors in the end
Peele did an amazing gag at the end there. Almost made me gag too.
I think the fact some of us expected them to say this is why they didn't put it, it would be funny but a little too obvious
The joke is, they weren't from the hood.
“What’s a cellar door without gravy? It’s not food.” Is both hilarious and literal. Without gravy, that literally has no nutritional value. Lol
“I just remembered what I want......a bowl of mosquitoes” 😂😂
"none of them tiny ones either, gimme them big motherf****** flying down at the swamps."
You can make gumbo with some of the ones flying around here.
6 years ago and I’m still laughing at this skit.
"Forget everything I've said up until this point right now😂😂😂😂
TT Newt lol he said that like he was ready to shut shit down.
LMFAO!!!! Bro exactly !!!
I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Ghost Duke Vladamir you want gravy on that?
Big smoke!!!
madtv classic lol
Colby Harris It's Big Smoke's order from GTA San Andreas
Big Smoke lol!
Love how she was on board with all until the human foot!
“Forget everything I said up to this point. Bring me some dandelion greens, a cow hip, and a dog face. Wrap that mess in an old ebony magazine, and serve it to me in a shoebox.”
And he got it too
Y'know that's not a commonly ordered item so the dog's face was probably in the back frozen and not fresh. Disgusting.
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@@MostlyPonies1 Yes that's why it's disgusting.
@@MostlyPonies1 it was fresh frozen
Canadian Version: "Gimme 6 pounds of back bacon marinated in Labatt's with full-size bags of ketchup and dill pickle chips and a pound of poutine on top of a 48oz Alberta beef steak with Montreal bagels and BC Salmon lox on a bed of barley all baked into a giant Tourtière and served on a moose antler. And I wanna eat it with a hockey stick."
"You want maple syrup on that barley?"
"Oh you gotta put maple syrup on it."
"What's a bed of barley without maple syrup on it?"
"It ain't food, eh?"
With a large double double to drink.
haha you make me proud to be Canadian!!
WZRD702 It's not even accurate. One, it's back bacon, not ham, there's a difference. Two, we have regular bacon up here.
Keep your moose food out of my fucking country.
Steamwolf 'Murica!
“I just remembered what I want- a bowl of mosquitoes.” 💀💀 gets me everytime lmao
Them big mfs u find down at the swamp 🤣🤣
The weird part is this still makes me hungry....
Same
You need to go to the deep web to get what you want guys
Sorry, but I never order stork ankles without a side of mac n' cheese.
Lmaoooooo 😂🤣👍
Me either, the creaminess of the cheese contrasts perfectly with the no meatness of the stork ankles.
@@thegreat1137
Hahahaha! 😂
I was DEAD when he said "all served in a shoebox" 😂
Who else knew when he said ham hocks, that pig feet was coming next?
Me lol
Gotta love a comedy skit about a soul food restaurants with 2 brothers that grew up in the suburbs and you KNOW they never set foot in a real soul food restaurant 🤣🤣🤣
That’s actually what makes it hilarious. They’re using dated slang and coming up with nonsensical food descriptions to show how of touch they are.
So there really is discrimination amongst yourselves inside the community huh
@@mr.bubbles8351 I don’t think you know what that word means
@@user-fs1lc2cj5s so chastising/judging one person over not being able to set foot in a "real soul food restaurant" is what?
@@mr.bubbles8351 reread the comment and tell me where anyone was "chastised." It was a light joke, not discrimination, haha
"Donkey teeth."
"Donkey teeth?!"
I don't know why the delivery is so good in every Key & Peele skit, even with the dumbest lines
Straight. Out. A donkey's mouth.
The best parts when he's like "oh sorry is just remembered what I wanted.... Yeah I want a bowl of mosquitos."
They forgot the yams tho
you forgot these nuts on your chin
Your jacket though
The Yams are the powers that be!
@@vicdmonejr6264 what's the yams??
Joel Littleton ew I rather eat my own shit
The little eyebrow raise was such a small thing, but made the moment better. 1:30
I lost it when he said "Stork ankles."
Donkey Teeth☠️☠️☠️💀💀🗿🗿
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😭😭😭😂
"...and a human...FOOT!"
The way she said cellar door made it sound flavorful.
Sella do
Sounds like a dessert how she says it
Soul food magic
I thought she said sour dough
You want gravy on that
Jack Havoc what's a cellar door without gravy
Revilo Neeuq it's not food
Jack Havoc
On that Big Toe!!!.
I'll take a side of gravy with gravy
I'd ask for my money back, neither one of them got their full order.
Keegan is missing:
Baked Beef Short Ribs, Collared Greens, Cornbread, Okra, Fried Red Snapper, Chitlins, Pig's Feet, 4 Pounds Of Grits, A Dixie Cup Of Lard, and his Rusty Bucket Of Fish Heads Wrapped In Razor Wire.
Jordan is missing:
Chicken Fried Steak With Gravy and a Cola, Collared Greens and Cornbread, Hot Links, Hamhocks served on Mustard Greens, A Bowl of Mosquitoes, and His Donkey Tooth.
Terrible service, 1 star!
Pigs feet and 4 pounds of gritz and a dixie cup of lard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wrapped up in an old Ebony magazine killed me
For me it was the stork ankles that broke me
@666LaVey666 Ebony Magazine.....as in the magazine publication called "Ebony". Y'all are dumb.
this made me hungry so i ordered a pound of brisket, four bread rolls, mashed potatoes, mac n cheese, and a 45oz sprite
lol you literally have to be on fire to burn all those calories off...
Victor Huerta That would only work one way lol. But hey, the fat, calories, and everything else would be gone lol...
King of hearts gaming A stack of waffles with fried chicken. This soul food I want.
i want a liter-a-cola
Sprite! You trippin!!
1:13 The way he says “Sister, could you please hook a brother up” is just so satisfied to watch. LOL!
I want a human foot, "After she asked me that I said...*looks around* i said biiiiiiitch"
TOASTEDMUFFIN 87 😂😂😂😂😂
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You said that? You said bitch tho right?
MAKE ME A BOLOGNA SANDWICH
😂😂😂
Squidward: "we serve food here sir ( ´_ゝ｀)"
STILL NO PICKLES!
I want some rusty old bullet shells deep fried served on a jagged old street sign, wrapped in a piss-soaked newspaper, with a big plate of goat eyeballs in gravy.
Hook a brotha up with some Country Fried Donkey lungs sautéed in some spicy rooster vomit. I'll take a side of rabbit foreskin stuffed inside a boiled catfish colon.
everything but that newspaper sounds delicious
Forget everything I said up to this point!
I want two rusty hubcaps, blackened and deep fried in rendered human fat, slathered with Ebola blood. I also want a side of poison oak greens wilted in medical waste and another side of used syringes stewed in my own shit.
And a diet coke. Trying to watch what I eat.
That just made my week right there, thanks for the laughs y'all funny
***** The part with the confederate generals skull cap killed me
The fact that she fulfilled their requests. 💀
Also, the lady who plays Mama is beautiful.
She looks charming like an aunt you'd have in your family
@@Gideon13397 as apposed to your aunt who isnt in your family?
@@GameyRaccoon I was just saying she has that kind of sweet charming nature, not that I don't have one. I haven't my older aunt(my mom's older sister) for a month now after she decided to get copped up in her house.
1:20 "Donkey teeth"
"DONKEY TEETH?"
THAT PART KILLED ME LOL
Ximares my guy said a cow hip and a dog face😂😂🙌🏾
They're trying to out brotha each other. Lol 😂
They rly is tho!
As commented by "Healthy Choice". 😳 Ironic.... 😂
They really arnt making healthy choices either
Why did Jordan have to set it off with unnecessarily long, “yeeeeaaaaaaah...” though? 😂😂😂😂
The soul brotha "yeah" lol. We all black it up sometimes.
Hell yeahhh lol like somebody uncle or something
S. B. Cause he the muthafuckin man😁
As a black man, who was so obviously raised by white adopted parent's, it became a necessity for me to "dial up" my black vernacular every now and then.
It's a black thing. They're just too smooth.
“Wrap it up in a Ebony Magazine”
Sir, we only have Essence
Those first 4 orders sound pretty good
christian carreon maybe the first 2
"What's a cellar door without gravy" I can't!!!
I can't anymore, I'm weak!!! 😂
@Pat Terson and here we have it!!
That one person who comes to ruin all the fun and laughs.
Why? Just why?
"It's not food hehe"
Luis Alfredo ikr
a bowl of mosquitos lmaoo
RalphRare7 Give me them BIG motherfuckers
Thejklgusta me and my friends say that shit all the time
Not them small ones either, I want them big mothafakas you find down at the swamp
Lethal Vx lmaooo right
THEM BIG MOTHER FUCKERS
Mama Sugarback...can I get a big bowl of ROACH CORNFLAKES and a glass of watered down pet milk... pleeeeeeez.
0:56 Pig Feet, I WANT PIG FEET!!!...Lmao....these two are too funny....
"Get ur notepad ready this is my final answer. I want a plate of scrambled pit bull nuts, covered in bbq weave grease, a side of possum toes and raccoon eyes wrapped in a tortilla of catfish skin, cooked medium rare and forty ounce of uncle toms sweet molasses"
Corey Blanchard Don't forget the gravy.
OK. I want a bowl of deep fried car oil on the side with a live box jelly fish with fresh poison ivy wrapped in a AID infected baby foreskin.
Lol “wrapped in an Ebony magazine”
Peele: "I grew up in a neighborhood like this."
Key: "I grew up in a neighborhood exactly like this."
They were tryin to one-up each other from the start 😂😂
You know what, I grew up around the corner.
And them, in K&P's own words, "adjusting their blackness" as soon as the waitress showed up is priceless lol
The funny thing is, as a Chinese, I have had most of the stuff they named
human foot?
Yusen Ye
Those donkey teeth egg rolls are FIYAH!
Yusen Ye Keegan is an idiot.
Donkey teeth!?
I see other people are doing the version that corresponds with their background, so I'm gonna do mine.
Syrian Edition:
"Gimme a tray of lamb stew with lentils and tomatoes, boiled in goat's milk and fermented grape juice, surrounded by pita covered in zahtar and olives, with chickpea spread, chickpea patties and chickpea-flavored pickled radishes cooked in yogurt, all sitting on top of a bed of halwah with pistachios and almonds that have been sitting preserved in a tub of honey for the past 1,000 years, and as a side a want an Amr Diab CD wrapped in grape leaves along with two boxes of sugar for my coffee... my friend."
"Wait a minute... you don't want any dates, my friend?"
"Well, of course I want four pounds of dates, I just thought that went without saying!"
"Okay, calm down, my friend."
"It's okay, I just got worked up a bit, my friend. Peace."
(And as I wait for my order, the waiter tries to convince me to buy a Persian rug that is clearly fake from his side business.)
RaymondtheA.I. Lol
RaymondtheA.I. habibi
🤣
Bwaaahahaha!!! The rug!!!!😂
RaymondtheA.I. I can’t tell if you succeeded or failed. Maybe I’m just partial to middle eastern food but that actually sounds pretty good.
"Dog face" made me laugh so hard!!😂😂😂 I cant belive it!
Angel R same here! 😂😂😂
Funniest part is how they both really dont wanna keep going but cant stop 🤣🤣🤣
stork ankles and possum spine omg they went overboard xD lmao
The way Jordan said "yeeeaah" at the beginning had me dying 😂 this is gold 😂
I'm not gonna lie I'm...a little hungry
Foooooooood!!!!!!!!! 🐖
Soul food girl! And how've you been I've missed chatting with you
I've been good!!!!!! How about you 🐖
Just fine
Good!!!! 🐖 yay!!!
"Wrapped in an old Ebony magazine" is such a great detail that goes under the radar.
I've watched this 100's of times and still lose it when it says a platter of stork ankles 😂😂
I love how this sketch examines our need to "out black" each other in affirming our identity, but also doing so through the medium of soul food, which much of it traditionally comes from scraps and unwanted parts the masters during slavery didn't want. They're unhealthy and disgusting. Chitlings are awful, but Okra and Red snapper? That's luxury
@Professor Weaboo Yeah, that's what she's saying... what's your point, whitey?
I fucks with chittlins.
😹😹
Gaikokujohn the black culture is the most copied culture. So most of the world cares about black people
@@kinggood9404 It looks that way from some angles, but let's not forget:
Many black women in the US straighten and dye their hair so it looks European, and there's no good reason for it, since caring for Afro-textured hair is not more difficult, merely different.
Many black people copy white accents to sound more businesslike and get ahead in the corporate world, because somewhere along the line this doomed country decided that White accents sound "smarter", even though any linguist will tell you that language is fluid by nature and there's no such thing as an accent being "better" or "worse" than another.
Some black men marry white women and wear it as a badge of pride. They will even wear it with pride if their white bride is trashy and undesirable, and will prefer her over a black bride with much higher objective mate value.
This is only part of the picture, but it does show that everyone copies everyone else in some way. Anyway, this thread is disgusting and toxic, saying that no one cares about X or Y group. I thought we were all humans together. F "Gaikokujohn" and "Space Whale" for disabusing me of the impression that we all care about each other. They're obviously just a couple of racists who should go hold their breath underwater for as long as they can until St. Peter shows up.
Goomba Pizza U have a point
They were making me hungry at the beginning, before they went all crazy. Really want some okra :/
+Vermilyea same!
+Vermilyea I don't understand okra. I can eat any soul food dish and gladly ask for seconds, even chitlins; but okra... okra is a whole different ballgame.
NukethewhalesMO depends on how u eat them. I prefer the indian way - basically fry em and the slime goes away
is okra really that bad?
+Dawn Blade its slime and the seeds stick to everything when you cut them open, but other than that, no
0:14 The suave "yeah" and "alright" is amusing - we all know someone like that lol
Gigity gigity...alright
I love how she says "of course" at 0:51. Very southern .
well that escalated quickly
that really got out of hand fast ..
+Johnathan Salas well at least they still have the feet
+Johnathan Salas like really quickly
I didn't appreciate this until I started working at a diner that served pretty much all of this. aside of the silly stuff.
I would have ordered collard greens, fried chicken, deep fried trout, corn bread.
“Could you hook a brother up with a rusty bucket full of fish heads rapped in razor wire?” Her reaction was gold😂😂😂
I’m spending the pandemic liking every K and P video. This is life now.
White version: "Yeah can I get some unseasoned chicken, an underaged girl's hymen, a deep fried DVD copy of "Sleepless in Seattle", and a sautéed Barbara Streisand CD, all wrapped in a yoga mat."
This killed me Lmao. The underage girl hymen part
nikkibaby886 lol my shit was funny as fuck too though
lol. I almost died laughing! key and peele need to do this one too! cause they're half white too!
Sure, you could order that and wimp out!!!! I would order some unseasoned egg whites, braised lycra shorts, a framed picture of Kenuea Reeves lightly poached, and a steamed cruise ship brochure!!!
THIS IS THE TH-cam COMMENT OF THE CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is still hilarious after so many years.